💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

how come

you can get to a better endgame

[wild oyster]

i think ive lost most of my games playing the vienna because i always have a weak diagonal with my king

[upbeat viper]

aaah

[uncut adder]

Caro kann is the best défense

[upbeat viper]

you don't like endgames

[glacial schooner]

Hello, is there someone I can talk aboutrefunds?

[upbeat viper]

I forgot

[wild oyster]

ive sworn to not play it again until i learn the theory

[last verge]

[upbeat viper]

that's an engine database

not a player database

[last verge]

winawer structure

[upbeat viper]

nah he doesn't

that's because you don't know the theory

[grim edge]

I didnt let him get into an endgame and won

[upbeat viper]

you can avoid the pawn chain

[grim edge]

Thats how good i am

[upbeat viper]

oké

[grim edge]

I dont know vienna theory

I didnt tell anyone tho

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

They checked ur acc and found it

[upbeat viper]

imagine getting flamed by a 1k

[glacial schooner]

Do I have permission to send a private message to one of the admins?

[sharp galleon]

swiggles

[upbeat viper]

of course you can

but yeah

for chess.com issues contact support

at [e-mail]

[restive storm]

When your rating is x
X = your opponent's rating
X < your chess.com rating

[upbeat viper]

or via https://support.chess.com/

[glacial schooner]

@upbeat viper Thank you so much

[latent pebble]

@grim edge

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

it's wakfu

mmorpg I used to play

some years ago

🧓

[terse mason]

Is somebody 1300 here?

[grim edge]

Imagine

[upbeat viper]

fix your mind

[grim edge]

I remember when i used to play mmos

[terse mason]

Wannna play?

[grim edge]

Good times

Imma cry

[grim edge]

Can I?

Youre not gonna lose against a 500

Tf is purge human 💀

[upbeat viper]

btw pix

[restive storm]

That's what you think

[grim edge]

Purge all humans

[upbeat viper]

duck with a top hat doesn't have a positive wr against the Nc6 mainline

[grim edge]

My mobile trippin

[grim edge]

Bast you know any mobile offline apps to train in chess

anyone wanna play? (I am 100 elo)

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

[tawny aspen]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81466822513
idk what happened here

[latent pebble]

What line ooo

[grim edge]

Ill be offline for like 3 weeks

[worn ice]

Jxmz10 (1507) vs. Isalick34 (1395)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Nf5 Nc6 6. Nc3 a6 7. Bc4 h6 8. a3 Nf6 9. O-O Be7 10. Re1 O-O 11. Nd5 Nxd5 12. Bxd5 Be6 13. Qg4 Nd4 14. Nxh6+ Kh8 15. Bxe6 fxe6 16. c3 Nc2 17. Qh5 gxh6 18. Qxh6+ Kg8 19. Qg6+ Kh8 20. Qh6+ Kg8 21. Qg6+ Kh8 22. Qh6+ 

[grim edge]

I think I'm undefeated against NK dubs

[upbeat viper]

what do you mean to 'train'

[wild oyster]

this vienna talk is frustrating me

[latent pebble]

c3 ez

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play? (I am 100 elo)

[grim edge]

D5 mainline booooo 👻

[indigo dawn]

@grim edge you are alive?

[grim edge]

Openings chess puzzles endgames stuff like that

[grim edge]

Nope

[raw frigate]

vienna is like a free win at lower elos

[upbeat viper]

hummm

offline

[wild oyster]

[upbeat viper]

I don't know tbh

[grim edge]

Yep offline

[upbeat viper]

but chess.com has lots of offline trainings

[raw frigate]

play D5

[grim edge]

Idk where i can get books

We have 1 Vienna game and i won that 🗿

About chess

[latent pebble]

just don’t train offline

[restive storm]

I neutralized duck's vienna

[grim edge]

I have tournament

Vienna is trash

[thorny timber]

nice

[grim edge]

And i play it

Or used to

[raw frigate]

if u know how to refute the vienna you’ll end up in a kinda boring positional endgame with traded off queens

[grim edge]

Openings endgames puzzles

[tepid panther]

Italian has SO much theory wtf

[grim edge]

Italian has little theory????

[grim edge]

Hi headshot when coach

[raw frigate]

bro u good?

[grim edge]

The Wgm tells me to become a Italian player lol

[tepid panther]

It's literally one of the most theoretically intensive openings

[upbeat viper]

ahahaha

I love duck's about

[grim edge]

Maybe I should learn Italian after all

[raw frigate]

i wanna learn the russian fr

[grim edge]

Tf is the Russian

Writing to you rn

[tepid panther]

Random shower thought

[raw frigate]

russian game

[grim edge]

What 💀

[upbeat viper]

petrov

aka russian game

[raw frigate]

u dont know

[grim edge]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[raw frigate]

zax is noob confirmed

[grim edge]

I didn't know Petrov was know as Russian game

[upbeat viper]

also you have a russian variation in the grünfeld with Qb3

hmmmm

[grim edge]

Zax is washed fr

[upbeat viper]

where else

[sharp galleon]

Petrov

[raw frigate]

its a great opening if u want a shot for a draw

[upbeat viper]

well the petrov was called the russian game by petrov himself in the books he wrote

[grim edge]

Every new PFP is more dope then the last one

What's up with them?

Legendary king walk done by me

Check out this #chess game: IgorLion69 vs var1n - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81466434525

[sharp galleon]

[tawdry dune]

im 889 elo on blitz trying to get 900 💪

[grim edge]

hi chat

Dope how do i skip 10 years of my chess progression?

I wanna see results

WAIT WHAT

[raw frigate]

the three knights as black looks so garbage

probably no one but im studying it rn

im just checking out it’s options man 😭

[grim edge]

discord doing me dirty

my opponent had the chance to allow tripled pawns but didnt 😭

[raw frigate]

winawer moment

[wild oyster]

💀

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[wild oyster]

like fide 2000 or chess.com

[grim edge]

Omg

[raw frigate]

three knights is playable but not ideal

[grim edge]

three knights 🤢

[wild oyster]

dont hate on fundamentals

[grim edge]

opponent blundered bishop life is going good

im doing revealed check trickery on him bc he didnt castle 😭

[gloomy flint]

3 knights and 4 knights are overrated

There. I said it

[grim edge]

ur so right

[wild oyster]

💀

[raw frigate]

bro

[wild oyster]

bots fr

[grim edge]

why? u a real three knights fan? like having three horsies on the board?

[raw frigate]

their literally taught as beginner fundamentals 💀

[raw frigate]

fr

[cedar zenith]

how do you unpremove? just a lost a game because of it

[grim edge]

just click anywhere on the board

[gloomy flint]

e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Nc3 Nf6 Bc4. Begginer fundamentals. Spot the mistake

[grim edge]

this might be right i dont rly premove

[wild oyster]

make safe premoves great again

[raw frigate]

tactics

white is just a little bit better there

black*

[grim edge]

alright now i just gotta PUSH PAWNSSSSS

[gloomy flint]

Yea I guess that fork is not that big but STILL

[raw frigate]

apparently this has a credible history

[plain vortex]

hi

[gloomy flint]

Also I was joking don't cancel me on twitter I have a family. I have 3 kids I stole from the neighbour to feed and a wife I kidnapped to take care of.

[wild oyster]

i will take care of the wife for u

[grim edge]

u know if i actually thought a bit ahead in my games i could be 1100

instead i just go with the flow like oooooo horsie goes here

[gloomy flint]

Are you Lonnie Kinsman? I will not give your wife and kids back. Or at least 100 grand for them back

[wild oyster]

u got me!

[grim edge]

egads

[gloomy flint]

Please man my landlord said if I don't pay him 100 grand by the end of the week he kicks me out! I'll give you whatever you want

[grim edge]

ok +11 pts material

[raw frigate]

the englund counterattack is pretty intriguing

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/cXcatp89g1EAAAAM/anime-boy.gif

why wont this guy give up 😭

[gloomy flint]

Bro chess and anime are not supposed to be in the same sentence😭

[raw frigate]

no not that englund the “e4 e5 nf3 d5?!”

[grim edge]

comon dude i have +11 pts of material. thats three bishops and two pawns. give uppppppppppppppppppp

[raw frigate]

i said not that englund 😭

[grim edge]

yooo wsup if anybody want to troll then here this dude getting not tiered insulting ppl: eurobeat.

[floral patrol]

that and the only hope without losing much is knight d2. not b1 knight, not f3 knight, just choose

[floral patrol]

three bishop- oh. promotion

[upbeat viper]

hi chatty chatou

que tal

neither do I

[floral patrol]

an amazing 7 or 8 minutes of an excellent song. my dad has this huge playlist (which we play every dinner), and this song is included

My guess is you're about the premium

[austere magnet]

Am finally 700 blitz

Feels good

[upbeat viper]

I'd love to have that

[floral patrol]

alright. ill dm you it

[grim edge]

Yo

[plain vortex]

puzzle battle

?

[raw frigate]

napoleon played the alekhine defense and won this proves alekhine defense is better than any defense

[grim edge]

Napoleon played Chess?

I love Napoleon.

Wdym

[raw frigate]

yes

[floral patrol]

sent it to ya

[floral patrol]

lemme guess. french defense?

[grim edge]

🫣

guy im playing against is a sadist. hes just waiting out the clock

anybody who does this i hate u sm

Fr?

😭

[grim edge]

I meant on the chessboard with ,,fr" ?

im about to win on time in a half hour game

yo

his wife cheated on him

tf is wrong with you

[grim edge]

Wasn't realy his wifr

hi unity

💀

on a seven game win streak

@upbeat viper delete pls :)

thanks bast

❤️

[upbeat viper]

I hate you

[grim edge]

ya im at 850 rn

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

nah

I mean

not for personnal ping

[grim edge]

ye ill be 1000 soon at my pace tho

[upbeat viper]

it's just me saying I saw

[floral patrol]

I hate it when the chess.com servers stop working for even 1 second

[grim edge]

what abt u? youre like a 1300 right

[upbeat viper]

but for server mod ping yeah we have to checkmark

at least we don't moderate twice or more

:')

yes

[grim edge]

?

GUESS THE ELO SIXTY NINE

hehehehehe nice

bast adores me

[upbeat viper]

nice

[floral patrol]

NO WAY!!!!!

[upbeat viper]

watch together ?

in a vc

[grim edge]

watch party

wait am i able to join?

[upbeat viper]

just chatting

the guy is deaf

and muted

so

[grim edge]

i can do just chatting but not study lounge

ooo lemme see

cant join watch together 😭

says "this channel has special permissions" etc etc

would rather die

THERS A NEW GUESS THE ELO EPISODE

HOLY COW

[hearty mural]

is it a reupload? I swear I've seen gotham cover these games before

[grim edge]

Some chess games look the same

Dont have a mic

[hearty mural]

no it was definitely the same exact games

[grim edge]

Its alright ill watch later i gotta take a shower

Thanks anyway

Hello chat

Sup grim

Missed you coach

How is chat doing today

I am doing

Okay

Glad to hear

Ill be going to vacation tomorrow actually

For 3 weeks after that i have a tournament otb

Excellent

Hbu coach

Boring, my pc got upgraded to windows 11 but can't run any games other than GD and chess.com

GD?

Do not ask how I forced a 11 year old pc to run win 11

[grim edge]

Geometry dash

I think you mentioned having a shit pc last time you coached me

Exactly

Welp

My life is very boring

Good luck with that boss imma go watch gotham

Igjt have fun

[grim edge]

Dw mine too i live in a shit third world country

[boreal cosmos]

that was just wild

[jolly fable]

why do some people lose their queen on move 6 and only resign when there’s mate in one smh

[hearty mural]

resigning when there's an obvious forced mate makes sense

[jolly fable]

resigning when you lose a full queen on move 6 also makes sense

[hearty mural]

fair

@hearty domes spammer alert

whoops sorry random person named mod

[gloomy flint]

Bro 400s think "I'm gonna be like Magnum Cartel! I'm gonna not resign with a whole queen down and I'm gonna win hehehe" and when they see mate in one they're like "well I'm not giving them satisfaction" and resign

[simple ginkgo]

hii

[stable jungle]

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[simple ginkgo]

hey! whats up?

[dusk elm]

Hello!

[spiral badger]

Brilliant for pretty much nothing

Took a pawn

[dusk elm]

Whats your highest elo in anything

[spiral badger]

I think around 1520

Wait 1550 bullet one time

[dusk elm]

👏🏻

[hearty mural]

here we go again

[spiral badger]

I don’t trust

[upbeat viper]

people getting hacked

smh

[wispy spindle]

hackrs

!!

[dusk elm]

i am a great move

[wispy spindle]

how i get this user hates the trusted role

:shock:

[dusk elm]

😱

[floral patrol]

oh my god, wise mr. great move

[dusk elm]

I am 6900 elo i beat the stockfish guy sounds like a noob

[grim edge]

Oh my lord is Mr. Great move

[floral patrol]

are you the white pieces or the black pieces?

[dusk elm]

I am white

😱

!!!

[spiral badger]

I went into a random match guy 180 elo below shows up after 1 move offers draw I accept (lose 4 elo) he offers rematch I accept and he offers draw again after 1 move then I decline then he aborts

[floral patrol]

i just played a great move today, and i really think it is great. can i show it to you in dms?

[dusk elm]

Show me

Hmmmm

That was my child you enabled in game review

[floral patrol]

sent it to you. i dont have the trusted role

[spiral badger]

I got 12 great moves that match

[grim edge]

@keen parrot why ur voice so deep

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/zlatan-ibra-ibrahimovic-ibra-milan-wink-gif-20252996

[grim edge]

[spiral badger]

I think it’s always higher than that since your opponent could have a heart attack or internet go out

[mighty remnant]

guys

i found new entrance gif

uh
warning for people who don't like the color pink?

[sleek zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082907294834098176/1095477417163890728/IMG_1891.gif

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-project-sekai-wtf-do-i-put-here-gif-23258028

huh

[sleek zealot]

ur pfp is back

[mighty remnant]

yes

i can...

[spiral badger]

I think you’d know how to fix my computer

[mighty remnant]

hmm..?

[upbeat viper]

looking for a 1k-1k1 player to be a hand

[frozen escarp]

i’m 1k

[sleek zealot]

i can vc

[spiral badger]

So pretty much keys like windows and alt on my computer are being pressed randomly even without a keyboard and even after resetting my pc

[mighty remnant]

hm...

[wide merlin]

I am 0.1k

106

[upbeat viper]

we found someone dw

thanks

[grim edge]

Someone is farting in the voice chat

[sleek zealot]

what is the hand and brain vc for

[grim edge]

Who fartin in the vc

[spiral badger]

So any ideas? Cause I’m confused fr

[mighty remnant]

i am not very good at computer stuff but
i think that's some kind of software thing..? maybe there's some kind of weird program running on your computer

[grim edge]

I am not kidding someone fartin in the vc

[spiral badger]

No but I reset it

Reinstalled windows

[outer heath]

tasty diahheria

[grim edge]

Wet farts

[spiral badger]

I don’t think it’s keyboard but I can send one later

[plucky widget]

holy moly! i love chess hehe

[merry pelican]

what is ur opinion on black dudes?

[grim edge]

The tension is killing me every piece is staring at every other pieces this is literally tactic maven

Glad i won phew

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/megadoujin-no-just-dont-know-dont-think-so-gif-14171825

[grim edge]

Good men

[merry pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/owen-dullum-ayaan-ahmed-dylan-otoole-robert-cip-emitt-barickman-gif-25701247

[grim edge]

Homies

[spiral badger]

Some black men attack my dad so idk

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-dance-black-man-twerk-dance-twerk-gif-26318377

[grim edge]

Vimun its 1 am you drunk?

[grim edge]

🥴

[keen parrot]

people in vc know...

[outer heath]

we in the same timeone

[stable elm]

not drunk enough

[grim edge]

R u fartin in VC

[shy zinc]

😩

[outer heath]

@autumn viper

[grim edge]

@autumn viper

[mighty remnant]

ohhh
... i don't know then

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[frigid hollow]

looking for d4 d5/ scani players for an unrated game

[grim edge]

That's why I won

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-21666966

[wispy spindle]

my coach said this position from my game looked like a police line-up…

[spiral badger]

I play d4 and respond to d4 with d5 but I don’t play Scandinavian

[wispy spindle]

lmfao

[tough bloom]

never seem something like this

[frigid hollow]

thats fine

[grim edge]

Correct check out what bro did 💀

Bro got forked

[frigid hollow]

do you want to play?
i want to try out a new opening

[spiral badger]

Sure

[burnt void]

Guys I have 400iq should I learn chess and become better than Magnus?

[frigid hollow]

ty

[spiral badger]

But I probably won’t play the moves you expect

[burnt void]

400+*

Why not

[spiral badger]

My username is dislikebutton

[tough bloom]

no

[frigid hollow]

https://play.chess.com/r7mNk

[burnt void]

Why not tho

[grim edge]

Chess is love and everlasting potential for the better

Idk I'm a poet

[grim edge]

Tbh I'm more bored the. Ever

I'm levy rozman

[tough bloom]

I aint english, can anyone explain gaslighting to me

[burnt void]

But maybe if I find a cure for cancer they will assassinate me bro

[wispy spindle]

basically it’s when u set ur house on fire

[burnt void]

What should I do

I have 400+ iq

[tough bloom]

...

[burnt void]

Help me guys

[grim edge]

Ke2

[cedar zenith]

could anyone review this? https://www.chess.com/game/cf050f34-13a9-11ee-93ba-23d31201000f

[wispy spindle]

yeah no one’s talking about gaslighting in the thing u replied to??

[burnt void]

Stop ignoring

[tough bloom]

you blind

[wispy spindle]

we’re not ignoring u

[cedar zenith]

capital difference

[grim edge]

Skull

[burnt void]

Ok so tell me plz

[tough bloom]

what the f

[grim edge]

How do i react someone with skull irl

[wispy spindle]

no swearing

[wispy spindle]

rip their head off and tear apart the skin

[burnt void]

Guys I'm serious

[grim edge]

Some mortal combat shi

[burnt void]

I've hidden myself cus I'm too powerful for society

And i reveal it herr on discord

[wispy spindle]

ok

up down left right back start b a

[burnt void]

Plz guys this is not a joke

[grim edge]

Bro is Thanos

[burnt void]

Cmon dude

[grim edge]

Like a W

[burnt void]

Like an L

[grim edge]

[cedar zenith]

would anyone mind doing a game review for this? https://www.chess.com/game/cf050f34-13a9-11ee-93ba-23d31201000f

[burnt void]

1+2 or 2+1 moves, limited to vertical movement

And horisontal, ie no diagonal movement allowed

And u have to take a turn after q or max 2 moves

Swedish spelling I know how to spell

Didn't think about what language I'm typing lol

Bruh I live in Sweden

Ok cba trolling any longer

But I didn't troll about Sweden. I do live there

[latent pebble]

Oh so it moves like @grim edge

[burnt void]

I live in Sweden buddy

Bruh

[latent pebble]

Stockholm

[burnt void]

I said I live in Sweden and I don't care if u belive me or not

U get the point papi?

I can and I refuse your proposal

Stop addressing me and ill do the same loser

[harsh turtle]

Wsg

[burnt void]

Ye salmon is nice

[grim edge]

hello chat

[harsh turtle]

Hello

[grim edge]

hi pixelated

[burnt void]

Greetings kind sir

[harsh turtle]

Hows everyone

[grim edge]

pixelated im on a 9 game win streak u proud of me?

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-lifting-they-dont-know-me-workout-gym-gif-17664862

only 150 elo away

[harsh turtle]

U don’t know where I’m from dawg

[wispy spindle]

watch

[grim edge]

rapid dw

blitz is fun but ive never made progreds with blitz 😭

[grim edge]

It is a shithole regardless

[wispy spindle]

what if i post3d thismfor the 10th time today

[grim edge]

my bullet elo is at 250 rn so whenever i play bullet i thrash my opponent its hilarious

[harsh turtle]

Love ur about me pal

[grim edge]

so many blundered queens u have no idea

[wild oyster]

whose gonna carry the boats?

[grim edge]

No wiser words have ever been said

[harsh turtle]

Real

[grim edge]

Your son

[grim edge]

Btw are you really above 2600

[harsh turtle]

Na

Profiles a lie

Always has been

[grim edge]

Phew

Almost got sacred

[harsh turtle]

😭

[grim edge]

To the point of insecurity

If that is really your rating dont tell me

[harsh turtle]

Ong man

Love u pixelated

[grim edge]

Still that would be enough to beat like 99.9% of the people

[harsh turtle]

I can’t beat Magnus

[grim edge]

I can

[harsh turtle]

Lucky dude

[grim edge]

I just need a buttplug

[spice pecan]

I can beat magnus (100% real)

[harsh turtle]

Vacuum 🔥

[harsh turtle]

I look up to you

[raw frigate]

Help i broke up with my imaginary girlfrien

So sad

[harsh turtle]

I wish I had an imaginary gf

[grim edge]

Ur elo is so low that magnus would feel bad and let you win

[harsh turtle]

Sadly they rejected me

[high oasis]

eating chicken tenders soon lets gooo

[grim edge]

I am no better

[raw frigate]

😔

[grim edge]

So sad bro mine rejected me even in my imagination

[high oasis]

hot sauce.

[harsh turtle]

Chicken tenders are for the week, chicken nuggets on top fortunately

[grim edge]

Oh god

[harsh turtle]

Weak**

[high oasis]

i hate mcdonald’s nuggets but i love wendys nuggets

[spice pecan]

(Real( 🤪

[cedar karma]

whats good

[high oasis]

you get it.

[harsh turtle]

Never tried Wendy’s

[grim edge]

God

[harsh turtle]

Overhyped

[high oasis]

wake up and eat wendys.

[grim edge]

God is good 👍

[cedar karma]

whats your elo boys

[high oasis]

God is very good i love Jesus

[harsh turtle]

Tomorrow

[harsh turtle]

61 and a half

[high oasis]

glory to the Most High

[grim edge]

700

[cedar karma]

gah

[cedar karma]

woaaaaa

[harsh turtle]

Looking forward to ur games

[grim edge]

4 digits but nothing to be proud of

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Igor T (igorlion69)

This is the Chess.com profile of igorlion69. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Igor T (igorlion69)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 749 (749 peak)
Blitz: 718 (718 peak)
Bullet: 700 (700 peak)

[grim edge]

I am still very bad kek

[raw frigate]

13oo

[cedar karma]

I'm 1100 (no external emoji perms I cry)

[harsh turtle]

L pfp @grim edge

[cedar karma]

nice nice

[harsh turtle]

Nunez on top unfortunately

[grim edge]

Yay i found someone slightly lower than me

Finally i can get that juicy dopamine

[cedar karma]

:0

[grim edge]

Bro no way you said that bro.....

[harsh turtle]

Did ur goat win the FA Community Shield, don’t think so mate

Debate over

[grim edge]

370

[warm gazelle]

ill give u some im like 500

[cedar karma]

the analysis bots been calling me 1700 alot though so like what can I say (kekw)

[cedar karma]

don't worry you'll get there eventually

[grim edge]

Kek I can't debate anymore

[grim edge]

Elden Ring was dope

[warm gazelle]

yh im 500 and get 1300 a lot from that bot

[harsh turtle]

Obv a 1700 chess.com just playin

[grim edge]

Yeah i once got 2100 right after 800, it is wild

[drifting rover]

Who is rated 1700 here?

[cedar karma]

Yessir

[teal jungle]

Analysis bot elo predictions are very flawed

[grim edge]

I once got 1450 as a 700 elo player,I was so amazed

[grim edge]

Fav game of all time 🔥

[cedar karma]

gahh

[harsh turtle]

I saw someone lose 900 Elo in bullet I forgot he’s user

[cedar karma]

Very nice

[harsh turtle]

Miss him man

[latent pebble]

Heya

[cedar karma]

Same

[latent pebble]

How are y’all peeps doing on this fantabulous day

[grim edge]

Ay FNX

[harsh turtle]

Love u

[grim edge]

A friend of mine made a new account and played me a couple of times, i lost 70 points despite winning most of the games

[grim edge]

Great as soon as you showed up peep

[teal jungle]

U will always get an elo way higher than your actual one if ur opponent blunders in the first part of the game then u just convert

As the prediction

[harsh turtle]

On bullet?

[grim edge]

Rapid

What's wrong with FNX

[harsh turtle]

Goat

[latent pebble]

I love me too

[grim edge]

I almost reached 1300 and he brought me right back to the 1100

[drifting rover]

Does anyone here feels or see that every piece in the board suddenly kinda disappear?

[grim edge]

Drama

Dope

[latent pebble]

I have nothing against me as well

[grim edge]

Lmao

[latent pebble]

Glad to see we share a common ground

[tough bloom]

hikaru

[grim edge]

I have nothing against anyone i think

[latent pebble]

[latent pebble]

I have no enemies

[grim edge]

Even really bad people?

[grim edge]

Best game ever seen

[wispy spindle]

mod can i post a funny meme

[latent pebble]

It is what it is

[wispy spindle]

if it says the n word

[grim edge]

What is blud saying

[latent pebble]

Idk

[tough bloom]

https://www.chess.com/game/2b81e6a8-13ac-11ee-a50d-aeb43301000f if you wanna take a look at it

[night dragon]

Big monkeys eating bananas

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/3j9dieOOM80AAAAM/anime.gif

Rip

good morning

[drifting rover]

Who even plays daily mode in chess.com

[grim edge]

GM

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

This still brings tears yo me eyes

[drifting rover]

A game closed by a mistake

[grim edge]

Man top 10 saddest moments fr

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

Never seen Nepo so sad

[latent pebble]

free inchos alt

[grim edge]

Like i was rooting for ding since day 1 but idk it just made me depressed

All that hard work wasted on one mistake

[grim edge]

Bro same

Imagine being Nepo there

[tough bloom]

bro's got more then my brain has brain cells

[grim edge]

Honestly they were playing like 99% most of the match it feels like they somehow both should have won

Nepo is overweight he could've gotten a heart attack when he lost

[drifting rover]

Nepo should've use stockfish that time

[grim edge]

💀

When is pixel 2k blitz smh

[grim edge]

Its true its true

[grim edge]

Bring out le buttplug

[drifting rover]

💀💀

[raw frigate]

im so jealous of flexible people

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

Shut up pissbaby

[latent pebble]

[raw frigate]

💀

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

I would be gm before you touch blitz 💀

[raw frigate]

whats bullet then?

[grim edge]

I would give that to bullet

[drifting rover]

Bullet from gun

[raw frigate]

😭

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

ammunition used for modern firearms

Blitz is more fun tho ngl

[drifting rover]

Who says that it's fun💀?

[tough bloom]

I think you like him

[grim edge]

Blitz is very fun

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/l7z-njZBBnoAAAAM/hans-niemann.gif

[grim edge]

The only chance to play shitty but fun openings

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

The place where gambits Shine

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

Baddest of them all

[drifting rover]

Yeah it's fun until you fight A strong opponent

[copper relic]

How post images

[tough bloom]

you're right

[grim edge]

Blitz 101: sack and flag

[night dragon]

Ok I’m done now

[drifting rover]

Who wanna 1v1 Pls 1300+

[grim edge]

Strong opponent means nothing one loss not bad no depression you win next game 😔 🫂

[tough bloom]

shut up pissbaby keep on going

[grim edge]

Wrong emojis

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[drifting rover]

When you are in winstreak you know that something is about to happen

[tough bloom]

it is funny

[boreal cosmos]

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

At least you have an excuse for losing, just like playing the bongcloud.

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[boreal cosmos]

[grim edge]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

My excuse is bruh

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[tough bloom]

do we care, no, let him be

[grim edge]

Fr lol

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[boreal cosmos]

stop spamming thanks

[grim edge]

Something is about to go down (my elo)

[night dragon]

…

[night dragon]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

Shut up pissbaby

[grim edge]

W

[tough bloom]

now im hungry

[latent pebble]

Don’t spam

[grim edge]

I am your father,this is exactly why I went for milk

[night dragon]

I’m sorry

[boreal cosmos]

gl w TO

[latent pebble]

Refrain from doing those acts lad

[drifting rover]

"I have no enemy"

[grim edge]

🗿

[latent pebble]

I don’t think he’ll get timed out to be honest

[grim edge]

Okay i will be yours

[boreal cosmos]

[drifting rover]

Come on 1v1 me

[night dragon]

Aight now I’m done for good

[grim edge]

No you are better than me

[tough bloom]

nice

[boreal cosmos]

its a shame that i just reported you

[drifting rover]

What is your elo?

[boreal cosmos]

i asked nicely though

[grim edge]

It is hilarious how i am 1800 puzzles and like 800 blitz

[grim edge]

Around 1200 rapid

[tough bloom]

whats your chess.com user we gonna play a unrated game

[grim edge]

dez_ca

[drifting rover]

Alright Dm me let's settle this

[grim edge]

Bruh

Good night

[fiery beacon]

Very happy to find this mate in two against a much higher rated player than myself

He has one legal move then he simply gets mated

[grim edge]

30 minute game?

[fiery beacon]

yep

[grim edge]

damn

[drifting rover]

That so long

[fiery beacon]

he could block with the queen but it's still mate in 3

[analog kraken]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81474739015

BRO

[fiery beacon]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81474082511

[worn ice]

Arutyun13 (533) vs. MrE6758 (415)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bd3 f5 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. exf5 d5 5. O-O e4 6. Qe2 Bxf5 7. Nh4 Bg6 8. Nxg6 hxg6 9. Bb5 Qh4 10. h3 a6 11. Ba4 d4 12. d3 e3 13. fxe3 dxe3 14. Qxe3+ Ne7 15. Rf4 Qg5 16. Qf3 O-O-O 17. Nc3 Nd5 18. Ne4 Qe5 19. Rg4 Bc5+ 20. Nxc5 Qe1+ 21. Kh2 Rdf8 22. Qxd5 Rxh3+ 23. Kxh3 Rh8+ 24. Rh4 Qxh4# 

[modern crown]

hi

[fiery beacon]

that's the game

[analog kraken]

he premoved his first move so i expected him to premove his second move

[drifting rover]

"I have no enemy"

[opaque apex]

idk why but I've been kinda afraid to play online games as of late

[drifting rover]

Same

[drifting rover]

But it's normal to have anxiety tho, you know something is about to happen when you are in winstreak

[opaque apex]

I'm usually not in a win streak I think

something about playing a timed game against a real person just gets to me

[drifting rover]

Keep playing for you to improve

[opaque apex]

I don't have this concern over the board though

[drifting rover]

"I have no enemy"

[mighty remnant]

sorry for being disappointing people

will try to improve

...

[tropic pawn]

ballz

[mighty remnant]

:<

[analog kraken]

what was your peak elo

[tropic pawn]

VSCode

[analog kraken]

oh thats quite nice

[drifting rover]

Because I really don't have enemy

[analog kraken]

gj

[dark wolf]

I want to play and voice chat with someone. DM me.

[tropic pawn]

jetbrains are paid, VSCode is totally free

free for anyone

No why

[analog kraken]

oh

ok im downloading jetbrains

[tropic pawn]

fck jetbrains vscode is better

[analog kraken]

(i have no idea what jetbrains is, nor VSCode)

[tropic pawn]

jetbrains sucks use vscode

[analog kraken]

but i do have school email

and i like when paid stuff is free

[tropic pawn]

just download VSCode and add jetbrains theme

[analog kraken]

so im getting jetbrains

no

i like it when paid stuff is free

[tropic pawn]

jetbrains sucks lmao it gives like 287 unnessecary errors

i had to edit an entire python project

[analog kraken]

bro idc i dont even know what jetbrains is, nor vscode

i just want free stuff

[tropic pawn]

we have better

no cap

[analog kraken]

me personally jetbrains > vscode

[tropic pawn]

you don't even know what are them

[analog kraken]

i actually do

[tropic pawn]

ok? we can also have different cursor colors

[analog kraken]

JetBrains s.r.o. (formerly IntelliJ Software s.r.o.) is a Czech[2] software development private limited company which makes tools for software developers and project managers.[3][4] The company has its headquarters in Prague, and has offices in China, Europe, and the United States.[5]

The company offers integrated development environments (IDEs) for a variety of programming languages. The company created the Kotlin programming language, which can run in a Java virtual machine (JVM), in 2011.

InfoWorld magazine awarded the firm "Technology of the Year Award" in 2011 and 2015.[6][7]

thats what jetbrains is

[tropic pawn]

Fck jetbrains VSCode is better in any way

[uncut adder]

[analog kraken]

ok i agree with chilll vscode is better man

[ashen mortar]

Yay I just one my first chess game

[analog kraken]

i cant use my school email cuz not from the country

VSCode >>>> Jetbrains

[uncut adder]

@ashen mortar your bio is very sus sussy baka

[grim edge]

yes def

woah layout looks so cool

[tropic pawn]

yes

[grim edge]

whenever you are losing on chess.com boot up chesskid and crush children

[analog kraken]

GothamChess likes to beat up children

[narrow trail]

can anyone game review my game please

[spiral badger]

Gg bro

[analog kraken]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81474739015?tab=analysis watch this i predicted that he would premove Bg7 and got free pieces

[worn ice]

andremacaco (1424) vs. PILEBG1978 (1300)

Move List

1. e4 b6 2. Ba6 [Bb7] 3. Bxb7 Na6 4. Bxa6 g6 5. Nf3 Bg7 6. O-O h5 7. d4 h4 8. h3 e6 9. e5 g5 10. Bxg5 f6 11. exf6 Bxf6 12. Bxf6 Qxf6 13. Nc3 Ne7 14. Qd2 Rg8 15. Ne4 Qxf3 16. Ng5 Qxf2+ 17. Qxf2 

[narrow trail]

can anyone here game review my game please

[frigid hollow]

ggs man
really fun positions lol

[spiral badger]

Yo you can dm for game reviews lol

[narrow trail]

oh,i knew u could i just dont dm u cuz it seems like im using you for game reviews only,thats not rly how i am

[spiral badger]

I game reviewed all btw

[frigid hollow]

nice

[narrow trail]

finish the famous lines
"SACRIFICE...."

[frigid hollow]

the positions are very hard for me to exploit, i should probably wait until i am higher elo before i use it

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[vocal hazel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/f98a3OxkFWA?feature=share

Is it accurate?

[grim edge]

I AM NOT WATCHUNG YT SHORTS 🗣️

[vocal hazel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gjT2l5Wg7nM?feature=share

[grim edge]

Been using it less and less, tryns get off of it

[vocal hazel]

Watch it 🔫

He probably watches YouTube not YouTube shorts

[grim edge]

Yea but it kills free time

Quick distraction

Already do..

Don't have friends, book were lost Ina flash flood

Can't leave house cus parents don't trust

youtube is better than twitch

[vocal hazel]

Twitch are simps

[grim edge]

you should come mess with moon server next time me and lucy do 💯

[upbeat viper]

miaou

[mental ruin]

better if you are a sub to every channel you watch, worse if streamer or average viewer

[vocal hazel]

The people who own twitch

[analog kraken]

personally yt > everything

[grim edge]

alr

[vocal hazel]

Someone was nude and they only got like a week ban

While a guy showed his nipples and was banned perm

[grim edge]

people have done worse than that and only got a day

[grave wasp]

That was stupid

[vocal hazel]

Yea didn’t someone have sex?

[grim edge]

yuh

[grim edge]

silence poutine boy

[grave wasp]

I don't know why you use poutine as an insult

Poutine is good

[grim edge]

alr keeping eating ur poutine

french canadian

🤢

[latent pebble]

Igloo moment

[grim edge]

certified maple syrup moment

[latent pebble]

Pasta merchant moment

[grave wasp]

...

[latent pebble]

Italiano spaghetti mafia Maple Leaf moment

O Canada poutine québécois tabernak moment

[vocal hazel]

Bad chess idea: add a more agressive castle for the queen but if you castle the queen you can’t castle the king

That’s why it’s a bad idea

[vocal hazel]

It can only be useful in atacks but no one would use it

[vocal hazel]

All that is gone before the movie intro finnishes

[vocal hazel]

Who’s deez?

[high oasis]

lamb

[vocal hazel]

Ah that’s sad, ligma; never heard of it.

[vocal hazel]

Ayo mail me some

[high oasis]

gotchu

addy?

[vocal hazel]

Damn, what does ligma affect?

[grim edge]

Who in the right mind plays c4💀

OMG DUCK🫂

Skull

[vocal hazel]

Not a bad move but it overextends a bit but it restricts the knight and bishop

[grim edge]

bro thats a horrible move lol

goes from equal to plus 1 just like that

[vocal hazel]

Im not stockfish lmao

[low sable]

Space advantage?

[vocal hazel]

What about b5

Imo it looks like it’s winning but I’m not a 2000

[grim edge]

exactly b3 is already winning for white undermining blacks wierd setup

[vocal hazel]

What about b5, please explain I’m a caveman

[restive storm]

Dude knows how to play chess

[grim edge]

a4

a4 undermins everything rip

undermines

[vocal hazel]

Bd4

D7

My mistake

[grim edge]

after a4 position is plus 2.5 for white

everything in blacks position is crumbling out of opening lol

[restive storm]

Dude actually knows how to play chess correctly

[vocal hazel]

Damn I need to learn openings

Too slow blocks bishop I think

[restive storm]

Wdym instead of c4 he plays Ne7?

[vocal hazel]

Instead he should have kept tension I think

Cause if he takes you take back with bishop

[grim edge]

too slow white is too fast with undermining everything black is doing moving the knight multiplite times is slow imo

[vocal hazel]

Adding pressure with kc6

[restive storm]

Tbh I don’t know this opening but I though that after white plays c3 black should start with Nc6

[grim edge]

i mean there is a reason c4 is not french theory

[vocal hazel]

Kc6 instead of c4 I think

[vocal hazel]

Agree

[restive storm]

Because Nc6 is where black’s queenside knight goes, not the king side knight

[vocal hazel]

You can’t castle fast cause the pieces are kinda restricted

[grim edge]

hello chat

[vocal hazel]

The idea isn’t bad but the move is

[grim edge]

@restive storm whats the point of a3?

[restive storm]

In this type of structure black can usually delay castling because the king at the moment is not under attack (the center is closed) and also castling could be even more dangerous to stuff like Qg4 for example

[grim edge]

the next game i play will be the tenth game in a row ive won and also the longest streak ive ever had

[vocal hazel]

I would fienchetto first

[grim edge]

zax nine game win streak rn

[restive storm]

It looks like it just prevents anything going to b4

[grim edge]

fair i just discovered its the main line

[digital phoenix]

How to play chess

[grim edge]

develop every one of your pawns to the fourth rank at the start. every one

What😭

[digital phoenix]

really I thought develop king first

[grim edge]

its to late for me i dont understand lol

[vocal hazel]

Is that a engine move?

[grim edge]

nah, pawns. and then get your rooks out to the center

[floral patrol]

i just found out one of the bots is from my home country yay

[grim edge]

Its the engines top move and the paulsen french mainline

[grim edge]

after that knights to corners

[vocal hazel]

Bruh wtf the move looks so bad for some reason

[grim edge]

hi duck 👋 🦆 🌊

[digital phoenix]

After Ra3 u cant Na3

[grim edge]

well its a general process, you might have to move some pawns backwards

[digital phoenix]

Oh wait rook I’m centre

[restive storm]

It might look like it weakens the light squares, although black at the moment cannot exploit this

[grim edge]

lol i refuted french i stopped playing e4 rip

[vocal hazel]

It also weakens pawns right?

[digital phoenix]

French is all about weakening positions

[hexed jewel]

Hey las a cul dud donated $20 to me last night

[digital phoenix]

Cringe London player?

[grim edge]

playing with pressure and breaking with c5 and f6 type shi

[digital phoenix]

Skill issue

[vocal hazel]

Bishop looks glued

[grim edge]

Im learning D4 C4 now

[digital phoenix]

Ew

[grim edge]

but im learning the italian aswell it seems fun

[restive storm]

b2, but I think it’s not a huge problem for white
Another thing I noticed with a3 is there could be some idea for dxc5 and b4 for white, but I’m not sure if it’s good @grim edge

[digital phoenix]

Catalan players when I beat them without any opening theory

[urban fern]

how long does it take to permanently delete my chess.com account

[hexed jewel]

yessir

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

Immediately u just close account and done

[urban fern]

and I can make another one with my email?

[digital phoenix]

No

[urban fern]

the same email?

damn

[grim edge]

my engine doest actually hate your idea

[vocal hazel]

Reposting*

[digital phoenix]

Actually maybe u can switch emails before closing but idk

[grim edge]

doesnt'

[digital phoenix]

So 10 chess.com accounts

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/bitchlasagna-edit-gif-16822889278972171643

[restive storm]

Nice lol

[digital phoenix]

Tf is lovejoy

Killjoy

Banned for alting

[low sable]

That song didn't really make alot of sense
Or was that the point

[wispy spindle]

i have a question if i can send an image in general

[hexed jewel]

why ask me

[wispy spindle]

who can tell me in dms

[hexed jewel]

dud not a pew fan

[low sable]

Seem like one

[grim edge]

should i play this or this ?

[low sable]

Seemed

[grim edge]

both seems fun ngl

[hexed jewel]

??? why would you not know that

[digital phoenix]

isn’t that some fried liver shit

[grim edge]

it is i like the fried liver shit

although i never played it lol

[low sable]

Loli variation I think

[digital phoenix]

I hate d4

[grim edge]

You hate me

[digital phoenix]

I have literally no d4 counter theory

[restive storm]

Kid

[grim edge]

bruh i would still lose

[hexed jewel]

):>

[digital phoenix]

That’s exactly why

d4 sucks

[grim edge]

e5 is a nice knight square

[restive storm]

Is that a smiling face with a unibrow or a frowning face with a party hat

[grim edge]

i like E4 D4 C4 i gotta learn em all tbh

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-trigger-triggered-gif-12729162

[grim edge]

a unpredictible player is a good player ngl

[low sable]

After successful getting the setup do you try to break in the center or something else

[digital phoenix]

Learn being good first

[grim edge]

im toasted

[hexed jewel]

wanna play ?

[digital phoenix]

No I’m on mobile

[hexed jewel]

aw man

[vocal hazel]

Yo anyone wanna play

[hexed jewel]

climbing 71 elo to 2300 lesgo

[vocal hazel]

I guess playing random moves makes me cracked

[digital phoenix]

Every prep player when I don’t play into their theory

h5

[hexed jewel]

what's theory

[grim edge]

me when my opponent plays sicllian: d4

[low sable]

Queen side space hmm?
Nice

[vocal hazel]

Opening moves backed by engines and grandmasters

[digital phoenix]

I actually play h5 against g3

[hexed jewel]

what's with those

[grim edge]

against modern defence i play h4 h5 h6

[digital phoenix]

In otb classical also

[low sable]

You mean the laughing reaction
It was a mistake I swear

[digital phoenix]

Just do it ™️

[vocal hazel]

Kiss your homies goodnight

Or give cpr

[glossy radish]

hi

[hexed jewel]

tf