💬〡general-off-topic

[dark wolf]

Do people speaking Spanish ever show up here? Or does everyone just stick to English?

[merry gust]

English

[velvet night]

English thank you

[cold widget]

😂 for black, i dont have any, i cant find anything that i like

[still apex]

It’s English only unfortunately

[merry gust]

Caro kann

[grim edge]

hi hello

[cold widget]

i will think about it🧐

[dark wolf]

My goal right now is to prepare for my first FIDE tournament.

[merry gust]

K

[dark wolf]

I'm going to join a club here in Mexico City owned by the Mexican chess federation.

[cold widget]

Anyone here have any general tips when joining a chess tournament? also, this is my first time, soo

[merry gust]

look ahead the chess board before u make a move

[dark wolf]

I know a FIDE arbiter that could tell you a few things.

[merry gust]

there can be a mate threat or other stuff

[cold widget]

yeah

[grim edge]

chillax itll be fun

[cold widget]

thats the hard part, trying to stay chill

[merry gust]

dint stress

[grim edge]

take some valium beforehand

[merry gust]

If u stress ull perform worser

[spice surge]

Discord try not to butcher your own app beyond repair challenge impossible

[floral patrol]

guys can you help me? i played an almost perfect game against an intermediate bot. almost cause apparently i did an inaccuracy? can someone help me here and see if there was a mistake? ill dm the link

[steep viper]

The evaluation bar never went farther than 1 or -1

[torpid lintel]

Yes! Look here #1040028251965358121 Tournament post and maybe this https://youtu.be/dZhiRvaM8N0

[floral patrol]

someone?

[cold widget]

i watched that

[spice surge]

ye bet

[torpid lintel]

Nice! So now look here #1040028251965358121 message

[quartz coyote]

Who’s the highest rated person in the server

I can beat them

[upbeat viper]

find the brilliant move my opponent played

[dark wolf]

Anyone wanna play a live game and voice chat with me?

[torpid lintel]

Someone was 3200 or 2500 here

[quartz coyote]

I can beat them

[upbeat viper]

(don't mind the arrow)

[steep viper]

Yeah I think they did that, neither of us did any mistake or blunder only some inacurracies

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/dafuq-cat-flower-head-the-prophecy-is-true-gif-16939346

[quartz coyote]

I’ve beat magnet carson and hecaroo nacemora

[upbeat viper]

now he's just stalling

smh

[grim edge]

🧲 carlsen

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/member/edgar01

[steep viper]

Yeah Ty

[upbeat viper]

if you want to report him for stalling

appreciated

yes I saw

didn't watch tho'

[grim edge]

i love reporting people

[quartz coyote]

The king is back

[upbeat viper]

resend it

[quartz coyote]

Same

[floral patrol]

sent it to ya. if you dont see it, i have no idea

[quartz coyote]

6ix9ine is my idol

[upbeat viper]

the guy is a 2k1

stalling me

rofl

[floral patrol]

1 + 1... oh my god this is so hard ohmygod!!!! uhh uhh uh-uh 3?

[upbeat viper]

such unfair player

[quartz coyote]

I got the most elo here

[upbeat viper]

yay he finally resigned

woohoo

[quartz coyote]

I got 100

Y’all are bots

[floral patrol]

BRO IM NOT ALDIES

[upbeat viper]

obliteration

[floral patrol]

youre literally 500-999 rated

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bedpY.gif

[quartz coyote]

Cap I’m actually 100 elo

That means I’m top 100 in the world

Y’all are bots

[floral patrol]

ok then

[cold widget]

thank you

[floral patrol]

you must know this cause i have no idea

[wintry forge]

[floral patrol]

what the HECK is a zugzwang?

[quartz coyote]

When you are forced to losing something

[nimble niche]

whn you'reforcedto make a bad move

[quartz coyote]

When every move is bad

[wintry forge]

Its a burger in mcdonalds for only 1 dollar

[quartz coyote]

@floral patrol mods ban this guy he swore

[green wadi]

anyone 600-1000 elo wants to play 5 10 min games?

[spiral badger]

It’s when you play mittens at 3 am

[floral patrol]

whats so bad about heck?

[ebon jolt]

hello

[quartz coyote]

He is saying bad word

[floral patrol]

YOU GOT THE ACCOUNT BACK

[ebon jolt]

I’m the true aldies

[ebon jolt]

No I didn’t. I changed my view name

[floral patrol]

wait a minute

[wintry forge]

Damn

[quartz coyote]

No because you got number in name

[ebon jolt]

The account is long gone. But I’ve done damage control across multiple names

[quartz coyote]

I’m the real Adrian Peterson because it’s official

[ebon jolt]

Check the discord ID

[spiral badger]

I’m the real dislikebutton

[ebon jolt]

I’m 2.0 aldies now

[quartz coyote]

Ur 2.0

[floral patrol]

i realized that by looking at the server

[floral patrol]

Then I'm... I'm... who's famous at chess?

[quartz coyote]

Why is gru black

Bro who still remembers quandale dingle

[floral patrol]

Me

boy i love that song

[quartz coyote]

Mid song

I don’t care if a random blocks me

That song is not good

[floral patrol]

oasis is one of my favorite bands. what i like the most is robbie williams. that guy's like shuffle play

[quartz coyote]

Bro my music is better than yours

No i like mf doom

[floral patrol]

angels, feel, rock dj, candy, misunderstood, oh my god amazing

[quartz coyote]

A actual good artist

And I wu tang

Idrc

If someone corrects me

[floral patrol]

there's also the band keane. those guys made somewhere only we know, but all the other songs in the same album are AMAZING

[quartz coyote]

Thanks

Now I don’t have a walking brick wall talking to me

I’ll do it for you

Finally

[ebon jolt]

Bru I got blocked by @drifting rover

[digital phoenix]

Adrian peterson sounds familiar

[ebon jolt]

Legit idk what I did just now.

[floral patrol]

american football player

[digital phoenix]

Also aldies what happened to main

[ebon jolt]

It got hacked so I did damage control by removing it from a lot of chess servers

[floral patrol]

idk man it just didnt work anymore

[ebon jolt]

I got Alexjmr to help me with it.

He contacted moderators and they took care of it. There are still a few servers that have my original account on it, but I can’t do anything about

[floral patrol]

Well

What matters is

Aldies is here, and the black gru duo stays

[ebon jolt]

If I turn on Two step verification, would it log me out of discord?

[floral patrol]

no idea

[digital phoenix]

Might but idk

[ebon jolt]

I don’t wanna find out.

[digital phoenix]

Just link a phone number and log in

[ebon jolt]

True.

[grim edge]

hello chat

[digital phoenix]

Backup codes are a pain in the ass

[ebon jolt]

The ones I had weren’t working

[upbeat viper]

pain tensei in the a

[grim edge]

i have never voluntarily enabled 2fa in my life

[upbeat viper]

[floral patrol]

Random fact: My country cut the water. It rained so much, an important river was flooded, and it was supposed to snow, but it didn't

[ebon jolt]

It’s horrible.

[ebon jolt]

Rip snow

[digital phoenix]

2fa is an excuse for being slow

[upbeat viper]

2fa is mendatory to be mod for chess.com

[ebon jolt]

Fr it is.

[upbeat viper]

very important

:D

[floral patrol]

Yeah. Rain might have been the reason. There was SO MUCH RAIN, people recreated Singing in The Rain.

[quartz coyote]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0tVaRXl3KpPJOWG8LtyR1H?si=H8Htei41Q6ixeDaajAiOoQ

[digital phoenix]

Some servers also have nandatory 2fa i think

[ebon jolt]

[grim edge]

🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲

[digital phoenix]

Magnut

[grim edge]

carlsen

[floral patrol]

I was in school one day and a group of people did do that. I joined them!

[ebon jolt]

I’d do the same

[digital phoenix]

2 factor auth

[upbeat viper]

double factor authent

[grim edge]

UNITY !!!!!

[ebon jolt]

I can use super emojis now

[upbeat viper]

have to use a code to connect

code from an app on the phone

[grim edge]

im sleepy and losing at chess 😭

[upbeat viper]

code that changes randomly every 30sec

[ebon jolt]

Are there better ways to secure an account?

[hallow gate]

yes

[grim edge]

AND MY OPPONENT IS COPYING EVERYTHING I DO

[upbeat viper]

well at least your account never gets hacked

[quartz coyote]

Everyone is a bot

[upbeat viper]

[ebon jolt]

Mine had 2fa and it got hacked

[floral patrol]

Wait. Didn't the old account have Nitro?

[upbeat viper]

:rip:

[ebon jolt]

It did sadly.

[quartz coyote]

Bro it is so easy and to bypass 2fa

[ebon jolt]

My old one had nitro.

[grim edge]

yeah i chew on so much plastic

[floral patrol]

That's called symmetry. I tried it once and I tricked a guy to the INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSLE GAMBIT

[grim edge]

munch munch makes my teeth stronger

[austere bluff]

who wanna match?

[floral patrol]

i thought someone wouldnt understand the acronym

[floral patrol]

what's the best bot you won against? mine is nelson

[grim edge]

nelson mandela??????

[floral patrol]

oh ok

[floral patrol]

if he did play chess and liked going insane with the queen... then yes? both are from south africa... AND NELSON MANDELA WAS A MASTER AT CHESS OH MY GOD

[grim edge]

eheheheh

oh my god

[regal parcel]

yeah this good i hope everything turns out okay with him

[dire glen]

me too

[ebon jolt]

Ello. It’s been a while

[dire glen]

I also emailed Support Chess.com

[junior gazelle]

M11

[undone dove]

INCHO YOU BACK

[grim edge]

should be easy to see

[ebon jolt]

Ello mate

[junior gazelle]

Lmao I was just giving random checks trying to win the rock and not blunder my queen

[upbeat viper]

@dire glen where did you post that ?

[undone dove]

I love chess.com analysis

[upbeat viper]

I'll transfer it directly to the team anyway

[grim edge]

alright. back to 800 elo. i can get to 1000 i got this

rly hope this guy is ok

[dire glen]

I've emailed that

[upbeat viper]

oh

[hallow gate]

hi

[upbeat viper]

mhhh

okay

[grim edge]

good luck

[floral patrol]

youre making me go tablebase

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match

[upbeat viper]

I transferred it directly to the team

[ebon jolt]

How do I get my pic perms back?

[upbeat viper]

the faster the better

[floral patrol]

yeah you need the role back

[upbeat viper]

well bad news for you

[dire glen]

@upbeat viper I've just emailed support chess as well

[upbeat viper]

you gotta wait

[upbeat viper]

I know

[ebon jolt]

I’m fine with waiting

[floral patrol]

so if i use /trust i can get the role?

[upbeat viper]

but the support isn't as fast as my transfer 👌

[solar kindle]

not immediately

but it shows the requirements for it

[floral patrol]

i can say it right now?

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper how long will it take? that group has 100 pages of this guy just saying hes sorry

[steep viper]

Oh that’s impressive

[upbeat viper]

well idk, but faster than support anyway

[ebon jolt]

What’s the next step in getting the trusted role?

[solar kindle]

just do /trust

[ebon jolt]

My account is 14 days old

[steep viper]

I always wanted to play in a tournament but idk where to find one

[ebon jolt]

Nevermind. I just made it a day ago.

[steep viper]

How long was the game

[ebon jolt]

Welp 14 days here I come

[strange skiff]

Aldies you made an alt

lol

welcome back, please don't do the same thing twice

[grim edge]

anitta hi 🌊

[strange skiff]

doesn't matter, as long as he doesn't do it again

[dire glen]

Is chess.com going to close his club for spam? I just want that he doesn't commit suicuide

[steep viper]

Wow that’s a solid game from you

Did you win the tournament

[grim edge]

they shouldnt, im worried abt the guy

[strange skiff]

We have a team of trained professionals who will reach out to the user, don't worry. I'm sure the team will do their best to get him the help he needs

thanks for bringing this to our attention guys

[dire glen]

thx

[grim edge]

does this happen often?

[dire glen]

I can sleep tonight I was worried about him

[floral patrol]

oh my god it's an admin

[tribal finch]

🙇‍♂️

[steep viper]

Pls ban me 🥺

[tribal finch]

OKAY

[steep viper]

Nah I’m kidding

[tribal finch]

/ban

[strange skiff]

It does pop up from time to time. We all have directions on the best way to handle the situation, and it always involves directing the user to professional help. We care about mental health very much. Chess.com has lost a staff member some time ago to depression, and we deeply believe that anyone in position to help should do their best to do so. And that we're all part of a fantastic community and should lift each other up.

[floral patrol]

Wow

[strange skiff]

So yeah, it does come up. Unfortunatelly, it's not rare. Fortunately, all our staff is 100% ready to help whenever it does come up.

it's not something we take lightly

[grim edge]

god thats tragic

[strange skiff]

so thanks for telling us 🙂 bast has already contacted the team and we'll do our best to help out

[upbeat viper]

Oooh

Anitta

[strange skiff]

it is, but it's also good that we have a cool community that has this dude's back. let's do our part and hope he gets the help he needs ❤️

hey bast

[upbeat viper]

Wassup

Revising for tomorrow?

[strange skiff]

it's saturday, so no, I'm playing poker

kekw

I'll revise tho

last one

[grim edge]

yo anittas in chat

[upbeat viper]

Poker

Ha

[tepid rapids]

im rated 400 dont really know how to raise my rating.. help?

[upbeat viper]

Making money I hope

[grim edge]

play longer games, do puzzles, and know that youll climb fast

[upbeat viper]

Lion jaw variation

[strange skiff]

hey Guylo

[upbeat viper]

Yeah

[strange skiff]

what whimsy said yep

[upbeat viper]

There are like 75k people

[undone dove]

#1040028251965358121

[upbeat viper]

Dw Pix you'll get them all

[strange skiff]

dont foucus on opening lines

too many opening lines

[upbeat viper]

:'))

[grim edge]

im on a three game win streak rn

yeah you only need to start SERIOUSLY doing openings around 2000

before that you should get an idea of the landscape, but dont memorize that much

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match

[upbeat viper]

Well

V

I

[undone dove]

Oh crap, I seriously started openings at 1800

[upbeat viper]

C

T

U

M

Victum.

[strange skiff]

victim?

[grim edge]

guess ur bad at chess

[strange skiff]

@grim edge tru

[upbeat viper]

Smh

[strange skiff]

not the last thing he said

not tru

[grim edge]

im always true

[upbeat viper]

Who's victum tho'

[strange skiff]

sure you're great

kekw

[upbeat viper]

Vimun ?

Lmao

@keen parrot

Naaah

Just a good opening

[broken portal]

wee

[strange skiff]

[still apex]

no way anitta is still alive

[strange skiff]

I was away for one week

[upbeat viper]

Still alive

[strange skiff]

can I live .mp4

[broken portal]

2500 puzzles for me i think is pretttyy good

[upbeat viper]

That was a triomph

I'm leaving a note here, huge success

[still apex]

maybe

[upbeat viper]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture science

[flint fox]

yay discord finally discorded

[upbeat viper]

We do what we must because we can

[strange skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeigapQt6xM this was the reference btw

[broken portal]

real

[still apex]

lmao

[strange skiff]

lol

[upbeat viper]

Anitta

[broken portal]

now im bored, no more puzzles

[upbeat viper]

Do you have portal 2

[strange skiff]

Bastoura

[upbeat viper]

On steam

[strange skiff]

I do not

[upbeat viper]

Sadge

[abstract mantle]

oh hey

[strange skiff]

I've never played portal

my steam is a mess

[upbeat viper]

I wanna find someone to play portal 2 reloaded multiplayer

[strange skiff]

i like games like. fran bow.

and uh

papers please

[upbeat viper]

Fran bow

[strange skiff]

...

[abstract mantle]

i closed my account and my discord chess.com account is still linked with the closed one

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[abstract mantle]

YO PAPERS PLEASE?!?!

[strange skiff]

gimme username @abstract mantle

[torpid lintel]

Dm mods

[upbeat viper]

Portals are very gud puzzle games tho'

[abstract mantle]

simple1e4

[strange skiff]

glory to arstotkska greatest country

[upbeat viper]

Gg Pix

Ahahah

[abstract mantle]

papers please is the greatest

[strange skiff]

mispelled it rip, they're gonna murder me

i know lol

what was your username, noobs

[abstract mantle]

arstotska?

[still apex]

anyone here plays popular and hit game among us?

[grim edge]

What's did they change in reloaded

[abstract mantle]

it was simple1e4

[strange skiff]

if YOU closed it, then gimme username. if we closed it, get an authorized second chance

ok

[abstract mantle]

i closed it

[upbeat viper]

Well it's now multiplayer

[torpid lintel]

You said noob to us? but yes i am noob xD

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match?

[upbeat viper]

And that's great

[austere bluff]

Wanna matcj

[upbeat viper]

Time travel puzzle + multi player

That's great

[grim edge]

listening to a song called wyoming rn and its abt as empty as the state

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[strange skiff]

NO THERES A PERSON NAMED NOOBS

[still apex]

real

[strange skiff]

@abstract mantle <-

(done btw you can connect now)

[grim edge]

Looks cool, maybe I'll try it out later

[strange skiff]

@austere bluff I don't do 1v1s often, I will play in next friday arena tho

[upbeat viper]

Well

[strange skiff]

hey unity

[upbeat viper]

Your mind is .. dirty

[strange skiff]

imma go back to playing poker

see yall

[upbeat viper]

Win Anitta

[strange skiff]

I will try

[austere bluff]

Put me in arena

[torpid lintel]

See you Anitta

[grim edge]

ALL IN ANITTA

[flint fox]

ur opinion on misspelling "annita"

[strange skiff]

@austere bluff you gotta 1. connect your acc 2. join club 3. wait for arena event. it's all pinned in #server-announcements

[upbeat viper]

Annitah

[strange skiff]

@flint fox not my real name I don't care much

[austere bluff]

I have a Question Ronaldo MESSI MARADONA OR PELÉ WHO IS THE GOAT FOR U?

[strange skiff]

I misspelled it myself when I wrote it with 2 Ts

PELÉ OF COURSE what kind of question is that

no one did it like the king

[grim edge]

the GOAT is our lord and savior jesus christ can i get an amen 🙏

[still apex]

ancara messi

[austere bluff]

W

[strange skiff]

@grim edge

[upbeat viper]

🥺

[austere bluff]

Ankara Messi Ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi Gol gol gol gol

[strange skiff]

ok i go poker now

[abstract mantle]

gamble ur life away

[strange skiff]

see yall

[grim edge]

hehe

[strange skiff]

nah it fake money

[still apex]

goated video fr

[digital phoenix]

Harry maguire is the goat

[abstract mantle]

@desert portal

[grim edge]

toby maguire >>>>

[austere bluff]

Wanna match

[still apex]

no

[strange skiff]

whismy have you seen ask_jesus on twitch it's an AI it's hilarious ppl ask him to rap about the garden of eden or smth

rip

get good

[grim edge]

he was cheating lmao

[strange skiff]

anyway see yall

[austere bluff]

U can tag kassa i wanna match with him

[grim edge]

no send pls pls

[austere bluff]

Like 2 or 3 match

[strange skiff]

no tagging kassa

twitch.tv/ask_jesus

[quick rampart]

can anyone edit my clip? just played horse brilliant move in 800 elo blitz

[digital phoenix]

Do it if u want enemies

[strange skiff]

you misplaced me

[orchid beacon]

Eh hello

[grim edge]

how in gods name is incho a blunder

[still apex]

L tier list incho clears

[strange skiff]

!welcome @orchid beacon

[stable jungle]

Hey @orchid beacon, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

ur in there unity lmao

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[strange skiff]

incho blunder lucy blunder DUCK AND UNITY MISTAKE?

[grim edge]

what i do

[orchid beacon]

Connect

[strange skiff]

MOHIT INNACURACY? LAS? V NEON ALEX MITZU what is this slander

[grim edge]

YAY im up there

[strange skiff]

[digital phoenix]

Someone needs his fots removed

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sergiu-papers-please-gif-26176932

[grim edge]

cuz- cuz yes

[strange skiff]

SERGIU

KEKW

fr fr

[austere bluff]

Wanna match,

[grim edge]

glory to aristozka!!

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-papers-please-gif-22986969

[digital phoenix]

Nah

[grim edge]

😭

[abstract mantle]

can i have friend of the server 👉🏻 👈🏻

[grim edge]

anitta have u ever read any dostoevsky

[austere bluff]

Why?

[grim edge]

go ahead

[strange skiff]

and I go now. glory to arstotska

[grim edge]

i jsut started brothers karamazov

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/papers-please-gif-23166870

[digital phoenix]

Do it i love watching yhe world burn

[grim edge]

glory country mother proud

[strange skiff]

yes I have read the first book of brothers karamazov and I've read notes from underground

[austere bluff]

Why?

[upbeat viper]

Imma stream portal reloaded in Just Chatting

[strange skiff]

great one. you gotta know russian nicknames tho cause every character has 400 names if you don't

pog bast

[grim edge]

this main character is a prick

don't lock out @ember spear

[upbeat viper]

and that's it

kek

[strange skiff]

they usually are

[digital phoenix]

Im gonna have to redo tier list later

[austere bluff]

Eu manitoû ankara somo brazileiro como Voce vinixius ankara Ronaldinho kkkkkkkk

[strange skiff]

don't give us a reason to, Arethusa

[austere bluff]

Wamna match?

[grim edge]

fyodor pavlovich can kiss my ass

[strange skiff]

fr fr

[grim edge]

okay

[digital phoenix]

I put everyone inaccuracy and below as blunder cos im a pro like that

[strange skiff]

they're all morally grey tho yadda yadda yadda

it's a great book

[broken portal]

where me

[grim edge]

hes not morally gray hes an awful person. knocked up a chick and was happy when she died in st petersburg

[strange skiff]

have patience with the assholes, everyone is terrible in that book just like real life but also not 100% terrible, just like real life @grim edge

[austere bluff]

Eu manitou Ronaldinho como oû fenômeno 2006 junto a kaká

[strange skiff]

oh no yeah he's absolutely trash

[still apex]

I’ll play you as well if you buy me the fortnite battle pass @austere bluff

[strange skiff]

but like. it's a great book

[grim edge]

if a normal person did this i would think they were awful 😭

[austere bluff]

500 billion bucks from my mind

[grim edge]

i trust u on this it seems good

[austere bluff]

Noce

[strange skiff]

they are but bear with it

anyway see yall.

[grim edge]

im simultaneously tryna read pynchon's against the day 😭

[still apex]

Gambling time

[austere bluff]

Ill buy the COD BO15

[high oasis]

im a grandmaster

[still apex]

Nah I want those fortnite Vbucks

[wispy spindle]

hamburger whopper big mac whopper

[austere bluff]

Later but accept

[grim edge]

i love how these keep expanding

[still apex]

Uhhhh no nvm

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[upbeat viper]

doofus in innac ??

D:

[austere bluff]

Nice

[strange skiff]

[upbeat viper]

sad

[wide merlin]

Imagine playing rapid

[still apex]

real

[wide merlin]

By a 106 blitz

[grim edge]

[wide merlin]

By a 106 blitz

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

Nice

[wide merlin]

It will be fun in rapid

Duoligoooooo

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[wide merlin]

I am not Korean

[wide merlin]

Ur Elo?

[austere bluff]

Like 99

[grim edge]

she call me ozymandias the way she behold my mighty works and despairs

[wide merlin]

2999?

[austere bluff]

99 literally

[stable jungle]

@austere bluff With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[wide merlin]

1999

@austere bluff a bullet

1 game gtg

[austere bluff]

Efective

[austere bluff]

099

[wide merlin]

https://play.chess.com/ir2fj

1 bullet

[wispy spindle]

i cannibalize infants

[grim edge]

@austere bluff @grim edge are you Indian?

unity is a game engine nice try

[abstract mantle]

can u put me there uwu

somewhere

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/opm-stretching-warm-up-gif-13154427

[abstract mantle]

anitta is among us

[warm tartan]

who is up for some games?

[austere bluff]

GG

[abstract mantle]

im learning to script in lua so ive been taking a break from chess lmao

[wide merlin]

Gg lol

[austere bluff]

Im not good at bullet

[grim edge]

so cute

[slow dirge]

YO

[austere bluff]

U have like 1500 at bullrt

[still apex]

sup

[abstract mantle]

im hoping to make roblox hacks to bully children

[austere bluff]

A monster of chess

A truly goat

[wide merlin]

No is 150

[grim edge]

my elo is going backup a bit. soon i shall be 1000 hehe

[austere bluff]

Wanna rematch

[wide merlin]

Next time lol gtg

[austere bluff]

099

[wide merlin]

Lol

[austere bluff]

GG

[austere bluff]

Wanna rematcj

[grim edge]

its an integral part of my identity now

[wide merlin]

Cause it confusing

When I connected to my acc

It shows my rating 5 months ago with old username and profile

[austere bluff]

Im connected?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zkebreeno

This is the Chess.com profile of zkebreeno. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 825 (997 peak)
Bullet: 1055 (1102 peak)

[wide merlin]

See it sooo weird

Like is my old profile and username

[austere bluff]

Yeah it was it apears me like i connected

[austere magnet]

I just fried livered someone

First time ever, felt amazing

[still apex]

w

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[grim edge]

i hate missclicking in chess. hate this game. so goddamn much.

[still apex]

real

[grim edge]

would rather die

[grim edge]

n-o

[still apex]

That’s not the point of the image💀

[grim edge]

well the game is lost. all bc i got butter fingers

[still apex]

Are you going to break your keyboard?

[grim edge]

im going to break SOMETHING

[ebon jolt]

Look I can explain

[still apex]

Where do you get these goofy ass images bro💀

[grim edge]

stop tryna eat my fingers

[grim edge]

lmao 😭

[ebon jolt]

Ik. I appealed on my main account.

[viral epoch]

Anitta has renamed me

[still apex]

Break the computer screen for the funnies

Hiya Mitzu

[grim edge]

no.... must play chess

[still apex]

ASS

[grim edge]

i have the windows open it smells like outside im too relaxed to not play chess

[still apex]

Never stop the grind🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[viral epoch]

Haiia odd looking giraffe

[grave wasp]

ommm cheesewater for dinner

[ebon jolt]

Yes. Never stop the grind

[still apex]

It’s a cat with a chad beard😭😭😭

[ebon jolt]

Cheese water is still going

[still apex]

Real

[still apex]

I don’t know how to feel about this

[ebon jolt]

I can’t post my memes

[stable jungle]

@ebon jolt With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[viral epoch]

It's okay Hysteria

[still apex]

I want to say bannable things so bad

[grim edge]

FLASHBANGG

[ebon jolt]

Ik but I just made the account like a day ago

[grave wasp]

@ebon jolt I can crush everyone here don't talk like you are gms

[viral epoch]

Aaaaaahh Calliope aaaaaahh

[grim edge]

egads calliope

[ebon jolt]

hmm ok

[flint fox]

London

[grim edge]

hii

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-paimon-slap-gif-24677141

[ebon jolt]

💀

[still apex]

💀

[viral epoch]

Goodnight, sleep well

[grim edge]

oooo put me put me

[still apex]

This is something I’d see a 14 year old post in tumblr

[grim edge]

[still apex]

Of course💀

[grim edge]

omg wakeup babe new composer dropped alexander scriabin

this guy goes so hard

[still apex]

No way monke

[grim edge]

harambe

[ebon jolt]

Bananas

That reminds me of the time I got locked out

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dicks-out-for-harambe-never-forget-gorilla-meme-gif-17343263

[flint fox]

BANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANANNANANANA NA NA NA NA

[still apex]

Gotta be one of the worst commercials of all time along with the grub hub one

[ebon jolt]

Fr it is

Burger King is trash.

[grim edge]

wait holy shit this game might not be a loss

[still apex]

It truly is hot garbage

[grim edge]

holy shit it might not be a loss

[undone dove]

My friend somehow guessed the correct order the junior championship thing and got free premium

[ebon jolt]

I’d rather eat McDonald’s food than Bk

that right there says alot about the food

[grim edge]

if i dont catastrophically mess this up i might be good

[undone dove]

According to him, his logic was India n1 so they win

[still apex]

Id rather deep fry a rat and eat it than BK

[viral epoch]

Say again?

[still apex]

You read that correctly

[grim edge]

unfortunately i am very lazy and eepy

NO

[still apex]

GRIND🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

im playjng chess

[ebon jolt]

Yes

[grim edge]

and i might actually start winning

[still apex]

That’s the mentality

[still apex]

“Did you know that 90% of gamblers quit before winning?”

[viral epoch]

Thank you Unty

[ebon jolt]

No

I legit can’t on here.

[viral epoch]

Man I am sleepy

It's 04:53

[ebon jolt]

Sthu

[still apex]

Drink a red Bull

[viral epoch]

I'd drink anything rn

[ebon jolt]

[still apex]

Then go grab some water mf

[viral epoch]

No

Can you get it for me?

[ebon jolt]

Fr this is why Alex gave me the uglier version

[grim edge]

nvm mate in two 😭

[ebon jolt]

I have a worse version of my profile picture

[grim edge]

i hope he doesnt find it

[ebon jolt]

Even master Zax agrees it’s horrible

[viral epoch]

No

[still apex]

Oh nah mf pulled out the genshin png😭😭😭

[viral epoch]

Get g*nshin'd!

[ebon jolt]

I trust pixel more than you. You are a sad little man.

[still apex]

Lost cause

[still apex]

Genshit*

[grim edge]

what is happening to u guys

[ebon jolt]

Warfare

[viral epoch]

The purge

[still apex]

The shitpost is taking over

[viral epoch]

You know what

This is all happening because Stormy is gone

[ebon jolt]

No

[grim edge]

miss stormlight 😭

[ebon jolt]

Stormy has been gone for legit no reason.

[viral epoch]

Stormy could be our saviour

[grim edge]

who else can i introduce famous fantasy and science fiction authors to?

[viral epoch]

No he told me why

[ebon jolt]

When did he leave tho

[viral epoch]

Too long for comfort

[ebon jolt]

I remember last time I was here two months ago, storm was here

[ebon jolt]

Why did he leave?

[viral epoch]

His account is deleted

[still apex]

Crazy

[grim edge]

miku can u bring stormlight a message for me

[ebon jolt]

I remember hearing that from someone. Did he delete it or what

[viral epoch]

What Whismy

[viral epoch]

Someone said discord deleted it

[grim edge]

tell him to read brandon sanderson please

[viral epoch]

Sure

Sure

[ebon jolt]

That sucks for him but mad respect

[grim edge]

hehe

[viral epoch]

Calliope is my favorite this user hates the trusted role color

[grim edge]

yes

[ebon jolt]

TheAldies is my favorite banned user

[viral epoch]

Calliopeeee

[ebon jolt]

Bast kicked my og account cause I asked him too

[grim edge]

nice

When do I get the ability to sleep 🗿

[viral epoch]

Goodnighty Zaks

[grim edge]

chess is an awful horrible game why do i play this

[grim edge]

Real

[undone dove]

You don't, the grind never stops

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1116089794162864158/1117875710896390195/tenor_42.gif

[grim edge]

night pixelated night zax

[grim edge]

Goodnight venti

im playing ruy lopez hehehehehehehheheehehe

cause i am EVIL

[ebon jolt]

Ruy lopez is nice

[grim edge]

Gn everyone i really need sleep

time to go back to work bye chat 🙏

[ebon jolt]

Gn master Zax.

[still apex]

Has the same effect as chloroform

[proud spire]

How can I play chess tournament in india

[still apex]

Maid incho

[grim edge]

Real

MOHIT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

[ebon jolt]

I didn’t know that either

Gn

[grim edge]

alright i gotta go to bed im blundering pieces

[still apex]

Weak

[grim edge]

I JUST UNDEVELOPED MY KNIGTH WTH

[still apex]

Just keep blundering for character development

[grim edge]

MOUSESLIP INTO CHRCKMATE

the lord is cruel and vicious

[elfin pebble]

What up people

[still apex]

Anarchy chess joke type beat

[grim edge]

i could play chess all night if i didnt know i would blunder every game i played

[mighty remnant]

:>

[still apex]

You just gotta keep going until you win 2 in a row

And then if you feel good keep going

[grim edge]

mb ill judt play one more ten minute

[ebon jolt]

Ello again

[mighty remnant]

hii

[still apex]

Play bullet for degen hours

[mighty remnant]

new gambit

king gambit

[ebon jolt]

It truly is Gambiting the king

I have this in my camera role

[wispy spindle]

mods im sorry

[upbeat viper]

@wispy spindle chillout

[wispy spindle]

what the china one do wrong 😭

[ebon jolt]

Wait that’s a bad meme?

[wispy spindle]

ask him not me

[ebon jolt]

Bro how is that a bad meme

[upbeat viper]

not the first time you send it

[ebon jolt]

I’m confused already

[mighty remnant]

gn unity

[upbeat viper]

and use #😆〡chess-memes #😆〡random-memes instead

[grim edge]

god bless the stupidity and intelligence of the average chess player

[ebon jolt]

What’s no access?

[wispy spindle]

i wanna post general thoooo…

[broken portal]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81400339857 I MOUSESLIPPED F3 AAAA COULDVE DRAWED

[worn ice]

BuriedCorpses (516) vs. Evan505 (2041)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Nc3 e6 5. Bg5 Nbd7 6. a3 Bd6 7. b4 O-O 8. e3 h6 9. Bxf6 Nxf6 10. c5 Bc7 11. Bd3 Re8 12. O-O a5 13. b5 cxb5 14. Nxb5 Bd7 15. Nxc7 Qxc7 16. Qe1 b6 17. cxb6 Qxb6 18. Qb1 Reb8 19. Qxb6 Rxb6 20. Rab1 Rab8 21. Rxb6 Rxb6 22. Rb1 Rxb1+ 23. Bxb1 Bb5 24. h3 g5 25. g4 Kg7 26. Ne5 Ne8 27. Bd3 Bxd3 28. Nxd3 Nd6 29. Nc5 Nc4 30. a4 Kf6 31. e4 dxe4 32. Nxe4+ Ke7 33. h4 f5 34. gxf5 exf5 35. Nc5 Nb6 36. Kg2 Kd6 37. hxg5 hxg5 38. Nb3 Nxa4 39. Nxa5 Kd5 40. Nb7 Kxd4 41. Nd6 Ke5 42. Nc4+ Kf4 43. Ne3 Nc3 44. f3 Kxe3 45. Kg3 Ne2+ 46. Kg2 g4 47. fxg4 fxg4 48. Kh2 Kf3 49. Kh1 Ng3+ 50. Kg1 Ne4 51. Kf1 Kg3 52. Kg1 Kh3 53. Kf1 Kh2 54. Ke1 g3 55. Kf1 g2+ 56. Ke2 g1=Q 57. Kd3 Ng5 58. Ke2 Qg4+ 59. Kd2 Qe4 60. Kc3 Qd5 61. Kb4 Qc6 62. Kb3 Kg2 63. Kb4 Kf2 64. Kb3 Ke2 65. Kb4 Kd2 66. Kb3 Qb5+ 67. Ka3 Kc2 68. Ka2 Qb2# 

[ebon jolt]

I understand your pain

[ebon jolt]

Oh god this

I’ve seen that before. It’s horrific

[still apex]

Based animu girl transformer

[wispy spindle]

my memes:

[broken portal]

old meme

[ebon jolt]

It’s a litterall transformer

[broken portal]

bruh

[wispy spindle]

my memes:

[still apex]

Kick it

[grim edge]

i dont get it either i completely blunder or i wipe the person across the floor

nanner bananer smoother

+20 points of material

nature is beautiful

[mighty remnant]

whismy reacted with me

[still apex]

Punch my screen

[mighty remnant]

i would play nc2

[grim edge]

at what level

[mighty remnant]

yayayayay

[grim edge]

thats like hikaru tomfoolery

mate ur playing a cheater lmao

whats the accuracy like?

yeah report lol

how did he even get to 1700? least subtle cheater on earth

most of em at least have the decency to make the occasional bad move

[safe fable]

Hello

[grim edge]

omg bunny

[wintry forge]

🤱

[broken portal]

nice

[grim edge]

ye chess.com will send you a message and restore ur elo if he turns out to be a cheater

[safe fable]

yes babe

[grim edge]

🐇 🥬 munch munch

[safe fable]

ABO CARLESN

[wintry forge]

شوفلي صاحبتها كدا

[grim edge]

🧲 carlsen

[wintry forge]

😂😂😂

[safe fable]

@grim edge u m or f ?

[grim edge]

the garfield?

hold on

[grim edge]

glowie spotted

[sacred sigil]

Pov : the Fbi Most Wanted man

[wispy spindle]

Pov: the fbi

[sacred sigil]

Shee good one

It's sigma

Idk how to say it

[safe fable]

Ligma?

[sacred sigil]

base1
/beɪs/
verb
past tense: based; past participle: based; adjective: -based
1.
use (something specified) as the foundation or starting point for something.
"the film is based on a novel by Pat Conroy"
Similar:
found
build
construct
form
establish
ground
root
use as a basis
rest
hinge
emanate from
derive from
spring from
stem from
originate in
have its origin in
can be traced back to
2.
situate at a specified place as the centre of operations.
"the Science Policy Review Unit is based at the University of Sussex"

[grim edge]

zay dms

[safe fable]

tf hack

[sacred sigil]

Les play chess

E4

[safe fable]

OH OH OH CARNA MESSI ANTHERSSSADADA BRILIANT 4

Q2

[sacred sigil]

Oh oh OH ANCARA MESSI ANCARA MESSI ANCARA MESSI SOSYS SOSYS SOSYS GOAAALALALALA

[safe fable]

dING :

[grim edge]

sleep ^^

[safe fable]

where going babe

[sacred sigil]

Bro Gotham is a Jew

[safe fable]

JEWISH ?

[grim edge]

hi bobby fischer didnt see u come in

[sacred sigil]

Yeah.

[safe fable]

TF REALLY

[sacred sigil]

Yeah bro

[safe fable]

i going rep and unsubscribeEE

egy

[grim edge]

he kinda bounced around. born jewish but converted out and became WILDLY antisemitic

[safe fable]

EPAY bobby fischer egg

[grim edge]

im hungry

zay do u have food

it has to be edible. like somewhat

[thick jetty]

guys my performance ratings average is 2200 BUT WHY AM I STUCK AT 2000

[thick jetty]

i always get from 2200 to 2400

WHY AM I STUCK AT 2000 😢

[grim edge]

crunch

[grim edge]

poor u stuck at 2000 i feel so bad lol

[echo kestrel]

OH MY GOD

[thick jetty]

bruh a 2000 rated blundered mate in 2

[grim edge]

get blackout drunk

[grim edge]

above age in every part of the globe you can get drunk just fine

[safe fable]

rate 2000 very ez bro

[grim edge]

who caresssssssss

[thick jetty]

if a 2000 blundered it u would too

[grim edge]

the christians dont mind. they drink wine every mass

[frozen escarp]

hii

[thick jetty]

Nice one

[grim edge]

idk have u tried melatonin for sleeping then?

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81402127827?tab=analysis Bro I literally FARMED brilliants

[grim edge]

melatonin + copious amounts of alcohol =

[worn ice]

Togishere (2024) vs. nitro32 (2009)

Move List

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. Nc3 Nxc3 4. bxc3 d6 5. exd6 exd6 6. d4 Be7 7. Nf3 O-O 8. Bd3 Nd7 9. h4 Nf6 10. g4 Bxg4 11. Rg1 Qd7 12. Bg5 Qe6+ 13. Be2 Bxf3 14. Bh6 Ne8 15. Qd3 Qxe2+ 16. Qxe2 Bxe2 17. Kxe2 Bxh4 18. Rxg7+ Nxg7 19. Rg1 Bf6 20. f4 Rfe8+ 21. Kd3 Kh8 22. c4 Nf5 23. Bg5 Re3+ 24. Kd2 Bxd4 25. c3 Bxc3+ 26. Kc2 Rae8 27. Kb3 h6 28. Ka4 hxg5 29. fxg5 c6 30. g6 fxg6 31. Rxg6 Kh7 32. Rg1 R8e5 33. c5 Rxc5 34. a3 Bd2 35. Rg7+ Kh6 36. Rg6+ Kh5 37. Rg5+ Kh4 38. Rg4+ Kh3 39. Rg3+ Kh2 40. Rg2+ Kh3 41. Rg3+ Nxg3 

[safe fable]

thx ❤️

[grim edge]

r u a councilor?

is that their excuse for not paying u

[grim edge]

u should start a labor union

[grim edge]

demand workers rights

oh shit fr?

[grim edge]

page 330 principia mathematica 😭

russel and whitehead were geniuses

[verbal marsh]

Check for left and x for right

[grim edge]

u should seize the means of production mate

night 🌊

i go to seek the sleepy sleep

night

[verbal marsh]

Gnn

[safe fable]

GN BABE

[verbal marsh]

Bro looks like he had the worst late night crap ever

[torpid sandal]

does anybody wanna play a chess game with me

[safe fable]

Heyy

[verbal marsh]

Hii

[safe fable]

how are u babe

[verbal marsh]

Wth

[verbal marsh]

@grim edge help

[verbal marsh]

Uhhhh

[safe fable]

@grim edge

[verbal marsh]

RoK ads be like

[verbal marsh]

Gamer

[wispy spindle]

baka

[graceful sedge]

real

[verbal marsh]

this aint 2020

[torpid sandal]

im very confused, i got to 1000 and the people here are so much worse than at 800, does anybody have an explanation

[verbal marsh]

Man iDK but THATS SAD

[graceful sedge]

some 1000s don't deserve to be 1000

[frozen escarp]

some people are hard stuck

[torpid sandal]

maybe i just got lucky pairings

[verbal marsh]

and some 600's deserve to be 800

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-一拳-silverfang-bang-gif-23423397

[frozen escarp]

that too

[safe fable]

Lestin to me Magnus carlsen noob NOOB

[wide merlin]

The most depressed thing on the world for me is ratings

[torpid sandal]

ill play another to see

[frozen escarp]

i don’t deserve my 1000

[safe fable]

Magnus carlsen noob
Magnus carlsen noob

[nimble niche]

they're not worse,it's just that you can find free pieces more now that you're 1000

[torpid sandal]

i didnt even play that good but he just put his queen in front of my bishop

[verbal marsh]

Ill take it

[frozen escarp]

what rating are you

[nimble niche]

i dont deservemy 200

[wide merlin]

2200

[verbal marsh]

600 on bullet

[graceful sedge]

I fr don't deserve my 1200 💀

[frozen escarp]

blitz and rapid?

[nimble niche]

200

[torpid sandal]

but its been two days, i couldnt have gotten better in two days from when i played against 800s

[wide merlin]

2200

[verbal marsh]

400 rapid 350 blitz

[frozen escarp]

200

[wide merlin]

He is trolling

He is actually good

[wispy spindle]

Im 400

[verbal marsh]

Combat warriors

[frozen escarp]

why don’t you think you are higher than 500

[wide merlin]

Bruh 2000

[nimble niche]

how can a wayward queen player be over 200 elo?

[balmy sedge]

lol

[verbal marsh]

Cuz game rev kept saying i play like an 800 at least and sometimes 1100

[frozen escarp]

what?

[wide merlin]

I am 106 then if @nimble niche is 200

[verbal marsh]

400 elo mf's be using amazon attack now on rapid

[wide merlin]

Tf is Amazon attack

[graceful sedge]

tf is the amazon attack

[verbal marsh]

early queen attack but worse

[wide merlin]

Never heard of that in my life

[graceful sedge]

they piss in a bottle in front of you that's the opening

[frozen escarp]

send a pic

[verbal marsh]

k

[wide merlin]

Or PGN

[verbal marsh]

Nahh the use amazon forest

[wide merlin]

Bro PGN not pic

[grim edge]

[verbal marsh]

What is a pin

[wide merlin]

PGN typo

[verbal marsh]

Oop read that wrong

[wide merlin]

I typo

[verbal marsh]

K

Idk what pgn is but ok

[wide merlin]

Like 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nf6…..

[verbal marsh]

Oooh

[frozen escarp]

send a photo

of the opening

[low sable]

That's a hilarious screw up by you

[verbal marsh]

Its d4, d5 and then Qd3

[frozen escarp]

what..

[graceful sedge]

what