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[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> luc1fer224

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Rapid: 1001 (1310 peak)
Blitz: 831 (1307 peak)
Bullet: 1070 (1518 peak)

[plush kelp]

I was having a drink with Simon last night showed him a nice game I had with a brilliant queen sac to win

[strange island]

Beauty but how do you get this position at ur elo lol

[grim edge]

???

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/gabriella-montez-letter-vanessa-hudgens-high-school-musical-gif-6167673

[plush kelp]

What do you mean?

[floral patrol]

thats a checkmate

[strange skiff]

W

[strange island]

Your opponent played like a 200 from what I’m looking at

[grim edge]

Bro I have hit 1200 in time you were gone

[strange skiff]

YOOOO conga rats

oh u old like me

kekw

[plush kelp]

My opponent is 1400

[strange island]

Man only made pawn moves and no good ones at that

[upbeat viper]

Btw Anitta

[strange skiff]

whut

[plush kelp]

Yea he played the Benoni then brought the bishop out had to retreat than boom I just started dominating by taking his knight and sacking the queen

[keen parrot]

[upbeat viper]

Chess isn't included in the hobbies on tinder

[strange skiff]

I KNOW

SCAMMED

[upbeat viper]

Whereas FORTNITE is

FORTNITE

BRUH

[strange skiff]

checkers is

[grim edge]

[strange skiff]

can you believe

[keen parrot]

fortnite is better than chess

[upbeat viper]

That's dumb as f

Wait

[strange skiff]

i just put board games

[upbeat viper]

There's checkers?

Smh

[strange skiff]

yeoo

im pretty sure

[upbeat viper]

Gotta write to them

That can't stay like this

[strange skiff]

strongly worded tweet

[grim edge]

Homie got mated by the wayward queen attack and is mad rn 💀💀

[upbeat viper]

They must have a support somewhere

Hmm

[dawn scarab]

My subscription is ending soon

Pain

[keen parrot]

... i am 2400

[strange skiff]

can you imagine if I bring a "tinder" pitch to my next staff meeting

[grim edge]

Doesn't matter

[plush kelp]

That’s a good blitz game I had the other day playing my shark attack @frail basin knows that one

[grim edge]

Probably got mates by it

[keen parrot]

im double your rating big fella

[grim edge]

Ok?

[dawn scarab]

He's the one who knocks

[grim edge]

It was satire btw

[grim edge]

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

[dawn scarab]

Lmao

[grim edge]

You are g*ddamn right

[upbeat viper]

Can't find their support

Bruh

[hexed jewel]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[dawn scarab]

Hank loved you man

[upbeat viper]

Uh

[hexed jewel]

when I get my prize bro

[plush kelp]

@grim edge check out Rooler - Danger it’s got that vocal in the tune

[upbeat viper]

Ask Anitta

[grim edge]

Bro hank is unironically my fav character

[upbeat viper]

Anitta is the event manager

[hexed jewel]

@strange skiff when I get my prize

[upbeat viper]

I mean, in the club

[grim edge]

Thanks mr nut

[hexed jewel]

like why's it taking so long

[strange skiff]

I'm not the event manager this week so imma ask Mika

[upbeat viper]

What are you gonna tell them about tinder kekw

[strange skiff]

he's dealing with the arenas

[upbeat viper]

Oh

[hexed jewel]

wth

[strange skiff]

im off this week

so idk

but I'll come back monday and you'll get prize if you don't until then

[upbeat viper]

Ain't your exams over ?

[hexed jewel]

it was last week though

[strange skiff]

monday last one

[upbeat viper]

Ooh

[strange skiff]

yeah that's the one

[upbeat viper]

What subject

[strange skiff]

programming fundamentals

[hexed jewel]

#modstakingoverchat

[upbeat viper]

Ez

[grim edge]

hello chat

[strange skiff]

whismy

sup

[grim edge]

anitta how r u

[strange skiff]

im tired

but ok

hbu

[upbeat viper]

It's like 10pm for you

[grim edge]

also tired 😭 i took a three hour nap

[grim edge]

Hi tired Im waltuh

[upbeat viper]

If I'm not wrong

[grim edge]

have u read more of that sam kriss guy

[dawn scarab]

Hey waltuh

[strange skiff]

I had two exams gimme a break kekw

im mentally exhausted

[upbeat viper]

Yeah right

[dawn scarab]

How much money did you make

[strange skiff]

I have not, just that article, but maybe I should

[upbeat viper]

You deserve rest

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/rasputin-homeless-wizard-gif-23530897

[grim edge]

twenty seven billion dollars

[strange skiff]

im gonna go play chess, a game notoriously good for the mentally exhausted

is that rasputin

[upbeat viper]

Smh

[hexed jewel]

I just dropped from 2388 to 2249 in 2 days am I getting banned

[grim edge]

There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago

[upbeat viper]

You're gonna tilt Anitta

Be careful

[grim edge]

idk he has such a weird writing voice i love it so much

[strange skiff]

puzzles tho idc

[upbeat viper]

Oh okay

Puzzles yeah it's fine

[grim edge]

he was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow

[upbeat viper]

Or you can play bullet 👀

[strange skiff]

yeah it's very unique. best thing a singer and a writer can have is for you to listen/read and know exactly who they are @grim edge

same thing with painters

[strange skiff]

I refuse

[grim edge]

Most people looked at him, with terror and fear

[strange skiff]

re foose

[wispy spindle]

what's up gang

[grim edge]

but to moscows chicks he was such a lovely dear

hi bast 🌊

[upbeat viper]

Hi again whism

[grim edge]

Heeeeee could preach the bible like a preacher

[upbeat viper]

🦆

[modest sorrel]

Rasputin💯

[strange skiff]

full of ecstasy and fire

[grim edge]

fillled with ecstasy and fire

[strange skiff]

is it filled

[grim edge]

idk im not a rasputinologist

[grim edge]

Buttt he also was a kinda teacher

[strange skiff]

buuuuuuuuut he also was the kind of teacher. (strong russian accent) VEMEN VOULD. DEESIRRe.

[grim edge]

women would desire

[viral epoch]

Heya Anitta admin gril

[strange skiff]

gotta say that line with russian accent tho

[grim edge]

trumpet and horns*

[strange skiff]

hey Miku

[grim edge]

RARA RASPUTIN

[strange skiff]

imma go now ❤️ hope yall take care

[modest sorrel]

Bro is unkillable tho

[viral epoch]

Miku...?

[upbeat viper]

Seeya

[grim edge]

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[upbeat viper]

Have fun doing cheese

Chess*

[grim edge]

@strange skiff dont lose at puzzles 👋

[strange skiff]

He was a wizard and survived gunshots and stuff dude was a legend kekw

anyway

thank u

see yall

[grim edge]

IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ON

[viral epoch]

Did you just call me Miku?

[grim edge]

Bye anitta greetings from waltuh

[grim edge]

RA RA RASPUTIN

[boreal oak]

why is my chachat removed

[grim edge]

RUSSIASS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

[hexed jewel]

I reached my peak and this happened

[viral epoch]

Bai Anitta admin gril

[grim edge]

THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

[mighty remnant]

when you prepare depth 15 theory just for your opponent to play h6:

[cosmic dawn]

L

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[grim edge]

The end i donno what the man in the radio message said

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-war-oversimplified-hate-you-gif-26344424

[cosmic dawn]

~500 for blitz

[grim edge]

Shut it

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-gif-15856104693251168119

[grim edge]

We are chess.comrades

But when his drinking, and lusting and his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder

[cosmic dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[mighty remnant]

oNLy 54 mOrE To Go

[grim edge]

He he he he he he he he he he

[hexed jewel]

/profile

wtf

[grim edge]

rasputin is reason we have glorious communist future to look to

So 🗿

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> John Fever (desavage74)

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Bullet: 426 (486 peak)

[grim edge]

Chess.communitic

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-gif-15856104693251168119

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Quang Vũ (chessontrack)

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Rapid: 2026 (2113 peak)
Blitz: 2258 (2435 peak)
Bullet: 2287 (2550 peak)

[grim edge]

do you REALLY want the line of romanov to still be ruling?

[cosmic dawn]

ok

[low nimbus]

eat my car

[grim edge]

ig its not like what we have is better

Bro communism vs capitalism in the chess.com server I am grabbing popcorn

i am a syndicalist anarcho-utopian

dont confuse my ideologies

? Meaning

well im an anarcho-utopian of the syndicalist variety

i believe that putting power in the hands of the workers while also having no rules to govern this distribution of power is a good idea and will lead to utopia

[grim edge]

So a perfect world with no state

no theres still a state

its just kinda vestigial

Whats the anarcho part then

[civic belfry]

lmao they found the missing submarines controller and it stayed intact and unfazed, it was a 30$ controller and it stayed intact and didnt implode than the actual submarine that probably costed millions 💀

[grim edge]

like people would gather behind their favorite state as they woulf a sports team ya know?

[grim edge]

Nobody asked come join the communism debate

[civic belfry]

logitech f710 > missing submarine

[grim edge]

states would no longer have a monopoly on violence, or justice, or taxes

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/bitchlasagna-edit-gif-16822889278972171643

[winter axle]

Saccing your king

[grim edge]

he was an ineffectual, foppish dunce and you know it

[grim edge]

Fair I am a socialist id say

had a stampede at his coronation because there wasnt enough pretzels and beer

[grim edge]

Tsar ->

[cosmic dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-fart-humble-gif-22793636

[grim edge]

the october revolution ONLY HAPPENED because tsar nicky got deposed because he couldnt control his ministers

That doesnt invalidate communism?

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/joji-filthy-frank-welcome-to-the-rice-fields-rice-fields-gif-15724064

[grim edge]

they thought alexander would take over and they were wrong

communism has the dictatorial proletariat tho

[cosmic dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/neurotoxin-mario-luigi-aga-the-quan-gif-19826456

[grim edge]

You said you are full on democracy but communism and democracy can coexist

Right?

communism works at making everyone equal it just makes everyone equally poor lmao

[hexed jewel]

in vietnam ye

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-gif-15856104693251168119

[grim edge]

no communism is very autocratic :/

[cosmic dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-spies-spies-in-disguise-youre-spies-gif-20405819

[grim edge]

So what do you propose (in toddler words I don get your ideology

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-war-oversimplified-hate-you-gif-26344424

[grim edge]

i strung words together. i actually believe in eugenics

Nah my boy Plato argued the common people shouldnt get a right to vote because they cang think rationally

[grim edge]

Absolute sigma

Sleep well chess.comrades

didnt plato also say the womb moved around the body

bro was an idiot

[grim edge]

night night comrade

[grim edge]

Make our workers state glorious while I am sleeping

[grim edge]

yes comrade

i like cookies

heretic

[civic belfry]

why is belarusian ruble so much stronger than russias

[grim edge]

🧢, the reason communism isnt able to succeed is bc you give to much power to the goverment temporarly which they fully claim until they become dictator

What is this

nah u got a buncha variations on marxism which fall under communism

u know, everybody talks abt karl marx, the man who invented communism and wrote das kapital. nobody talks abt his sister, onya, who invented the starting pistol

[high gazelle]

(This isn’t a live game btw) but taking on B2 is a meh move right? They just got took B1 and then get my B7 pawn

Thanks for editing that I was puzzled asf for a second

[strange island]

The rare defensive fork

[hardy ermine]

Hi

[low nimbus]

.

when 10 gambits pass back and forth it gets really dum

[vernal crescent]

Hi

Nice Israeli flag

[low nimbus]

whos the worst gm at chess?

[uneven obsidian]

cagnus marlsen

[gaunt tinsel]

The wall that wins agaisnt me everytime

I think

[low nimbus]

how about gm stockfish

[gaunt tinsel]

I think stockfish is better than the wall wgm

[low nimbus]

fr

i suck at chess

800 is so low

but i also dont sweat chess.com

i would be rated way higher than 800

on board

[noble knoll]

hey could someone help me learn?

[thick jetty]

ur elo?

[noble knoll]

dont have one...

[thick jetty]

then get one first

[lament jacinth]

Shawarma falafel?

[noble knoll]

how?

[thick jetty]

make a chess.com account and play 5 to 6 games

[lament jacinth]

@hardy ermine are we related or something

[noble knoll]

ok

[sage night]

cmon guys
https://www.infinitechess.org/play

[ebon jolt]

I got locked out of my account

[digital kayak]

You sure?

[ebon jolt]

@grim edge I got locked out

[digital kayak]

I’m probs 1300-1400 OTB

[thick jetty]

nah

[digital kayak]

Just a guess though

[thick jetty]

u aree 1500 online

So its incorrect ull be like 1000 otb

[digital kayak]

I mean I’m 1500-1600 online so I’ve probably a couple 100 points lower

Bro online isn’t 500 points higher

[thick jetty]

then am 1900 otb

[thick jetty]

there are various factores

u wont be 1400 otb i can tell

[digital kayak]

500 points lower is 100% wrong

[glossy radish]

hi

[thick jetty]

but u def are not 1400 otb

[digital kayak]

I said 1400-1300

There’s a range. Possibly 1200

[thick jetty]

still incorrect maybe 1200 or 1100

[thick jetty]

no it will be 1100 to 1200 or MAYBE 1200 to 1300

[digital kayak]

Dude online is not that much higher wow

[thick jetty]

well it is

Online is inflated as frk comparedto otb

[digital kayak]

Not really

[glossy radish]

help

[digital kayak]

A couple 100 points sure but not 500

[warped oriole]

I DID 2 BRILLIANT MOVES IN 1 GAME WATAFC

LESGOOO IM GOOD

[digital kayak]

So naive

[glossy radish]

cc ruined brilliants

[native laurel]

wat up

[digital kayak]

Some brilliants deserve it

[restive storm]

@ebon jolt what happened

[native laurel]

im back

[ebon jolt]

My verification code stopped working

[grim edge]

Hi

[glossy radish]

wot the

[thick jetty]

THIS IS A WELL DESERVED BRILLIANT

its a mate in 11 at max

[glossy radish]

thats one of the easiest brilliants ever

[thick jetty]

give me the line

[ebon jolt]

I can’t get back into my account

[digital kayak]

It’s easy to see it but the hard part comes from the follow up

[thick jetty]

RN

[thick jetty]

exactly i calculated it completely

[ebon jolt]

I had to make this one. Google verification codes won’t work for discord

[glossy radish]

the sac is obvious, just not the mate. give me a few minutes to figure it out

[thick jetty]

exactly dont act smart if u are not

[glossy radish]

dude, i wasnt acting smart

[glossy radish]

what is wrong with you mate

[thick jetty]

^

[warped oriole]

INSANITY

[glossy radish]

yeah, its an easy one to spot

anyways i figured it out i think

[thick jetty]

Its not easy if u cant calculate it

I calculated it in 30 seconds AT MAX

including verifying it

[glossy radish]

youre nearly 2k

[warped oriole]

truly one of the servers of all time

[scenic holly]

Bruh i dont even see it yet

[tepid panther]

Whats the followup?

[scenic holly]

Im like 2k and this 800 spoted it

[thick jetty]

ill give it

[low nimbus]

.

[scenic holly]

Im beginning to doubt my chess abulities

[low nimbus]

i suck at chess

[tepid panther]

I'm 2100 and I don't see the followup move. It looks like a fancy sac, but there is no clear way to win to me

[thick jetty]

if takes gueen b2 check king goes to c8 cuz if king anywhere on the a file is mate i n2 after rook takes c7 so king c8 is forced then queen c4 threatening m1 so black plays rd7 then queen atakes a6 check if king c8 queen a8 mate so king b8 then u capture the hanging rook and mate in 4

[thick jetty]

@tepid panther

[low nimbus]

ima say thats right

zam

[thick jetty]

I POSTED THE SOLUTIION

[thick jetty]

^^^

[low nimbus]

for what

e

[glossy radish]

ew a blueberry

[thick jetty]

if takes gueen b2 check king goes to c8 cuz if king anywhere on the a file is mate i n2 after rook takes c7 so king c8 is forced then queen c4 threatening m1 so black plays rd7 then queen atakes a6 check if king c8 queen a8 mate so king b8 then u capture the hanging rook and mate in 4

[glossy radish]

disgusting

[thick jetty]

See y all are just dumb

u guys cant calculate such simple lines

Its like mate in 13 moves

and u guys cant calculate it

[digital kayak]

You guys couldn’t see Qb2?

[low nimbus]

huh

[glossy radish]

i calculated one line

[low nimbus]

did someone say my nam

[glossy radish]

and another

[glossy radish]

yeah. i said i hate blueberries but youre lovable

[low nimbus]

whatever

[thick jetty]

"EaSy To SpOt""

[scenic holly]

that was not easy to spot

[low nimbus]

im suffering from ptsd on what you just said

[scenic holly]

good job

[glossy radish]

yeah, one line

[scenic holly]

one imcomplete line

[glossy radish]

yes

[thick jetty]

anyway rate it y all

OUT OF 10

[scenic holly]

idk if it was a puzzle id give it 2800

[urban fern]

how do I change my chess.com billing country I was in the US and it charged me USD and now im not in the US anymore and have no plans of going back there and the payment option is in USD how do I change it

[thick jetty]

i played it in my own match

in 30 SECONDS

[native laurel]

chrismas rook

[glossy radish]

just contact [e-mail]

[urban fern]

they take 12 days to respond bruh

[scenic holly]

well i didnt get it and neither did that 2100 person

[digital kayak]

I think this deserves it

[scenic holly]

so 2800 even if u spoted it in 30

[native laurel]

i like soggy cereal

[thick jetty]

why is not 3000 ++

[low nimbus]

.

[scenic holly]

Its not that hard id think

[low nimbus]

whu

[digital kayak]

Ok now you are tooting your own horn dude

[scenic holly]

sure i did t spot it but im not the strongest person

[thick jetty]

a gm couldnt

[undone breach]

i might be black

[thick jetty]

he said its 3000 +

[undone breach]

sus

[scenic holly]

idk then

[digital kayak]

Yeah but a GM is stronger than you

[tepid panther]

Okay this makes sense to me now

[digital kayak]

And I reckon the best GMs could find it

[thick jetty]

who said best GMs here?

[scenic holly]

idk maybe it was luck

[digital kayak]

I doubt you found something a GM can’t

[thick jetty]

Huh he might be having a bad day and i was having a good day so i was able to calculate deeper

[thick jetty]

it happens sometimes

hes a human too

• i am going for internation master title this year

[digital kayak]

Bro what’s your elo OTB

[scenic holly]

woah there

[tepid panther]

1600

[thick jetty]

i play unrated otb

[tepid panther]

Quick anyway

[digital kayak]

Yeah you aren’t even close to IM

[tepid panther]

But i just started getting used to otb

[scenic holly]

i dont think skmeone could improve thag much in a year

[tepid panther]

My last tournament I beat 3 1800s and drew a 1900

[thick jetty]

am 2000 online

so i can

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Nieto (christian0106)

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Bullet: 1510 (1543 peak)

[digital kayak]

Yeah no

[thick jetty]

so i am around 1700 otb

[digital kayak]

You aren’t strong enough for that you aren’t getting IM that fast bro

[tepid panther]

That's not how that works lol

[digital kayak]

You are way over confident

[thick jetty]

i said i will try to get it

[scenic holly]

Maybe youll get it but definitely not in a year

[low nimbus]

e

[scenic holly]

unless ur a prodigy

[thick jetty]

i beome 2000 in 4 months

[tepid panther]

You aren't even close to IM strength

[thick jetty]

So yes i AM

[tepid panther]

You're not

[thick jetty]

a prodigy

[digital kayak]

You are not a prodigy

[tepid panther]

2000s online are trash

[scenic holly]

they might

[tepid panther]

2000s otb are trash compared to IMs

[low nimbus]

has anyone seen a 200 in real life?

[digital kayak]

This dude is not a prodigy

[low nimbus]

2000*

mb

[digital kayak]

His ego needs checking wow

[tepid panther]

Many play in my local tournaments

[low nimbus]

ah

imeant to say 2000

[tepid panther]

I've beaten a few, including a NM who bottomed out

[low nimbus]

lol

[tepid panther]

He's also retired from competitive chess for like 30 years lmao

[low nimbus]

i got rekt by a 2300 aka my math teacher

[tepid panther]

Your teach is 2300? Sheesh

[scenic holly]

damnn

[low nimbus]

ikr

[high seal]

Hello chat

[low nimbus]

i dont think ig ot his user name

😦

[noble knoll]

hey i linked my account to discordand im still muted

[low nimbus]

rip

i think it takes time

[noble knoll]

oof

[steep viper]

I think it’s easier to see a 2000 than a 200

[noble knoll]

500 to 99 reted letz go is thats good?

999

@steep viper is 99 a good rating?

[steep viper]

Perfect rating

[noble knoll]

mo 999

no

[steep viper]

Yeah almost no one has 99 elo

You are a pretty rare human

[noble knoll]

99 is good or bad?

[steep viper]

Good

[noble knoll]

likee higher is good or bad?

[steep viper]

The lower the funnier

[low silo]

Hi

[drifting rover]

Hi

[warm canopy]

my friend is 2350

FM

top 200 in my country i think

[obsidian sail]

nice

[viscid jacinth]

Pfft i should be above brilliant smh smh

Also whats the tier based on

[drifting plaza]

dm me if u play minecraft and looking for a server (both bedrock and java) lifesteal

[viscid jacinth]

no

[lilac dust]

lets play chess

[scenic bramble]

xhess

[mighty remnant]

hi peops

oh yea

[lilac dust]

i use chinese chess piece to play international chess

wdym, its so correct

we are playing international chess

[viscid jacinth]

Whats the tier based onnnn

[spring coral]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

oh no

Oh wow then i shouldn't be in the list

Because i am above brilliant

show me the updateeeee

[torpid sandal]

i have a chess question about how to get better, could anybody help me

[viscid jacinth]

One Eternity Later

[low nimbus]

.

the magnus carlsen gambit is fire

[viscid jacinth]

Tru

[hexed jewel]

tf is that

[viscid jacinth]

Tier list

Creator

[hexed jewel]

I see some familiar faces

[viscid jacinth]

buh

[low nimbus]

...

[viscid jacinth]

All that for a drop of blood

!welcome @low nimbus

[stable jungle]

Hey @low nimbus, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[viscid jacinth]

Heheheheha i am great

But i am coolest smh smh

[hexed jewel]

idk half of these ppl

my ratings

[digital phoenix]

wow the disrespect

[torpid sandal]

lol thats funny

[digital phoenix]

but u know im higher than unity and im good with that

[viscid jacinth]

Dayum lasagna is innacuracy

[digital phoenix]

unlike pixel putting me aligned with the furry

[hexed jewel]

?

[viscid jacinth]

I feel honored to be in blunder knowing you

Thats brilliant

Alright my turn

[vivid ledge]

e4

[grim edge]

hello chat

[thick jetty]

WHERE AM I

[vivid ledge]

premoves ke2

[thick jetty]

😢

[grim edge]

chat help ive immantentized the eschaton

[hexed jewel]

idk u

[primal fern]

@grim edge !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[primal fern]

welcome to the server whismy

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @primal fern, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[viscid jacinth]

Tierlist

[primal fern]

be sure to connect your account to get the full server access

[grim edge]

@primal fern nice to see you here! you might wanna get the trusted role, or else people will think youre super new here

get some other custom roles too, in #🔖〡roles

[primal fern]

i already have it?

[primal fern]

you are just joined

[grim edge]

youve done this four times

[primal fern]

i have?

[grim edge]

FOUR

[primal fern]

i actually don't remember...all just joined look the same to me

[grim edge]

omg i thought it was a joke

look up you mentioning me

[digital phoenix]

appreciate it

[viscid jacinth]

All asians look same to me

[grim edge]

search for it. neurolink youve done this MULTIPLE TIMES lmao

[primal fern]

if that were true you'd actually be an FM

[viscid jacinth]

I put people in brilliant who i absolutely know

[vivid ledge]

fr fr

[digital phoenix]

ur very far from it

[viscid jacinth]

Ok mohit might be in great tbh

[grim edge]

cannot goddamn believe youve really forgotten me neurolink

[viscid jacinth]

cuz he is cool but npc cool

[grim edge]

i feel so bereft

[viscid jacinth]

bereft?

[vivid ledge]

is carlbot vedal?

[grim edge]

like my souls been rent asunder

[low nimbus]

e

[viscid jacinth]

asunder???

So this is what 4th dimension looks like

[grim edge]

its when u lose a piece in chess

[digital phoenix]

looks about right @viscid jacinth whatcha think

i might shove all the mistake down to blunder

[grim edge]

unity is at least a great/best

[viscid jacinth]

who is that fourth one

[digital phoenix]

sock

[grim edge]

duck is underrated

[viscid jacinth]

Uhhh how is he cool

[digital phoenix]

u inspired me to move all of them to blunder

[grim edge]

😭

[digital phoenix]

i mean hes def better than most people here

[grim edge]

nooo laser dont do it

[viscid jacinth]

Like u rarely talk to him

[digital phoenix]

ive talked to him before

less now but

[viscid jacinth]

Idk

Lmao why head blunder

[digital phoenix]

whismy ur going down with unity

[digital phoenix]

london player

[viscid jacinth]

deserved

[grim edge]

ya

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge ur in now

[grim edge]

unity should be great/best ill die for that

[grim edge]

[viscid jacinth]

here ya go

[hexed jewel]

final rankings

[viscid jacinth]

Who cares we know they are wrong

[digital phoenix]

why is duck82 not blunder smh

[grim edge]

""questionable""

[normal thunder]

how do I get permissions to write in other channels

[grim edge]

duck is at least good if not great

[digital phoenix]

also dude put 3 mods in great

[viscid jacinth]

Biased

[digital phoenix]

istg im throwing him down to blunder

[grim edge]

o i can get anybody thrown into blunder

[digital phoenix]

anyone u like yes

[grim edge]

zax

put him down there

[viscid jacinth]

heheheha

Now he is gonna be up!!!

[grim edge]

im so brilliant

hehe

[digital phoenix]

i am above everyone else

[restive storm]

don't put yourself on tier list

[digital phoenix]

heheheha

[hazy pewter]

put yourself in a state of wealth

[digital phoenix]

who are these

[grim edge]

i recognize larsen

[restive storm]

some people

[grim edge]

idk why buzzlightyearclown appears twice

[hexed jewel]

FINAL RANKINGS (ig)

[digital phoenix]

good enough

[restive storm]

cool

[digital phoenix]

u still put 3 mods in great

what a simp honestly

[grim edge]

rip pixelated

[hexed jewel]

idk they did their job ig

[hazy pewter]

i do not see myself on this list, expected.

[digital phoenix]

opinion invalid

[hexed jewel]

u not in the chat lol

[hazy pewter]

ok

what chat

[hexed jewel]

like not popular enough

[digital phoenix]

woyueliang ur not even in the literal tier options just shut up

[grim edge]

🐈

[hazy pewter]

ok

[digital phoenix]

like why u creating tier list when ur not even there

[hexed jewel]

so what bro I can do what I want :>

[hexed jewel]

because my op will not be prejudice

[grim edge]

put urself in brilliant lmao

[restive storm]

I just got freaking destroyed in a chess game

[digital phoenix]

it obviously is

[grim edge]

cripes

Man I didn't get enough sleep yesterday and I have classes from 9:30 to 4:30- fkin hell

[hexed jewel]

ok what

[low nimbus]

im getting pinged frickin crazy

[hexed jewel]

like I never had probs with those from good above

[digital phoenix]

cos ur a literal npc

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-war-oversimplified-hate-you-gif-26344424

[digital phoenix]

no problem cos u never talk

[low nimbus]

oversimplified?

[hexed jewel]

tf

[low nimbus]

lol

now the general has become a roasting competion

[hexed jewel]

bro never play rated blitz smacking at me bruh

what are u like scared to lose elo

[digital phoenix]

theres a reason why nobody wants u in the tier list

[digital phoenix]

what can i not play other tc

[hexed jewel]

well there's a reason idrc about that

[low nimbus]

im too lazy to grind blitz

[grim edge]

i only play 30 minute lmao

[low nimbus]

i like 10 min

[hexed jewel]

[wintry forge]

i blundered my kid in the orphanage

[grim edge]

barely enough time to think tbh

[low nimbus]

i like doing it tho

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/oversimplified-gif-19585935

[low nimbus]

i pro thinkier

why tf are you guys using oversimplified gifs

go touch grass

[wintry forge]

the queen identifies as a knight

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[low nimbus]

in what?

[digital phoenix]

hgiher than urs

[hexed jewel]

bro ur bullet 💀

[wintry forge]

bro was waiting for the moment to flex elo

[hexed jewel]

try to play rated blitz why your brain is ded ass to see if u can get to 2432

[somber narwhal]

I stallmated a 2000 elo he played without a queen thos still better then losing

[digital phoenix]

what are i gonna do if i reach it

[low nimbus]

@hexed jewel rating in what?

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix he is 2244 blitz

[hexed jewel]

idk but that's a challenge

[viscid jacinth]

His peak is 2435

[low nimbus]

@hexed jewel rating in what

[digital phoenix]

dude ur not even gonna bet anything

ur 200 elo below me

[hexed jewel]

because that's what I have been doing

[digital phoenix]

and ive been pushing bullet

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix this kid is annoying stop talking to him

[low nimbus]

bro you asked me what rating i am

[hexed jewel]

else I would have gotten to 2400 if I stopped playing chess

[low nimbus]

answer me

in what????????

[hexed jewel]

idgas

[grim edge]

r u guys still arguing lmao

[low nimbus]

tf is idgas

[wintry forge]

dude chill it was a joke

[viscid jacinth]

Dont worry he is just a kid

[digital phoenix]

shit i missed a goblin

[hexed jewel]

bro imma topple u in blitz

[low nimbus]

@viscid jacinth i am

[glossy radish]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix why are you fighting with a no life

[restive storm]

new blitz peak guys

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

This is the Chess.com profile of doryetuosenbcakohn. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2212 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2274 (2274 peak)
Bullet: 2273 (2273 peak)

[hexed jewel]

imma get my a$$ to 2402

[viscid jacinth]

Not u, the one you are asking

[glossy radish]

._. fine do whatever

[low nimbus]

iam tho

[viscid jacinth]

Easier said than done

[digital phoenix]

im so scared

[wintry forge]

nah

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah show him lasagna

[low nimbus]

lol

[hexed jewel]

so what

[low nimbus]

i have a feeling mad got a bit too angy

man*

[hexed jewel]

bro dodged my challenges

and only play me at some weird times

[viscid jacinth]

Cuz he knows you are a waste of time

[hexed jewel]

tf is up with that

[low nimbus]

he accually touches grass

[digital phoenix]

grass feels grassy

[viscid jacinth]

Dodged like bro couldn't YOU dodge when u had weird times

[low nimbus]

heeheeheehaw

[wispy spindle]

woman feels womany

[low nimbus]

that is the worst meme

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix screw him

[low nimbus]

do it

[viscid jacinth]

lets talk about cats

[grim edge]

cats are stupid idiots

[spark apex]

[viscid jacinth]

Truly

[digital phoenix]

i went egolem in the back and i got absolutely screwed

[grim edge]

hi bast

[low nimbus]

im a bluet

[grim edge]

bast ik ur there

[grim edge]

👋

[low nimbus]

people who are good at geo dash hate the game

[hexed jewel]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[spark apex]

real

[hexed jewel]

imma get to 2300 while my brain is fked up

[viscid jacinth]

I am not good but i hate the game

[low nimbus]

https://tenor.com/bWZSG.gif

[hexed jewel]

no image perms ...

[low nimbus]

bonk

[hexed jewel]

no only I post it I think

[viscid jacinth]

No its just a representation of how woyueliang looks

And only he sends it

[low nimbus]

heh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-flex-gif-22350600

[hexed jewel]

I see 2 blocked messages what's it about

[viscid jacinth]

https://tenor.com/bWZSG.gif

[low nimbus]

ya

w gif by me

[viscid jacinth]

Tru

[hexed jewel]

not that much but kinda

[wintry forge]

if i said im 3400 in blitz and 6000 in rapid and 12000 in bullet
what evidence will make u disbeleive that

[low nimbus]

@hexed jewel can you stop argueing your making so much trouble that im getting pinged so many times

[viscid jacinth]

Thats earrape delete that

[digital phoenix]

ur profile

[wispy spindle]

no

[viscid jacinth]

Or i might call the mods

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-gif-15856104693251168119

[viscid jacinth]

Mods can warn for that

[wispy spindle]

no snitches

[wintry forge]

but he's dead

[hexed jewel]

well ye

[viscid jacinth]

@wispy spindle i will give you 5 seconds

[hexed jewel]

lol

[wispy spindle]

snitch

[wintry forge]

its over

[viscid jacinth]

Good

[low nimbus]

@hexed jewel stfu

[hexed jewel]

lol I am so scared

[restive storm]

I sense toxicity

[low nimbus]

you have pubes for you hair

[wispy spindle]

this is what i think of u

[wintry forge]

nah u dont sense

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[low nimbus]

im get ping so many frickin times

[restive storm]

I dollars

[viscid jacinth]

Be glad some people dont even warn first they just ping server mods

[low nimbus]

w

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/joji-filthy-frank-welcome-to-the-rice-fields-rice-fields-gif-15724064

[wintry forge]

i dollis

[low nimbus]

you racist

[wintry forge]

i am

[low nimbus]

someone report this autistic monkey

[viscid jacinth]

I what

[hexed jewel]

?

[viscid jacinth]

What does that mean

[wispy spindle]

think about it

[orchid thistle]

/trust

[viscid jacinth]

Dont bother talking to him

[low nimbus]

oke

i dont want to get ptsd

[wispy spindle]

keep thinking

[hexed jewel]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[orchid thistle]

how am i not a server member for 7 days

[hexed jewel]

idk lol

[low nimbus]

man has to go to reddit to roast me

[orchid thistle]

i joined 17th its the 24th

[hexed jewel]

I think tmr

[viscid jacinth]

Uhm

[wintry forge]

god bless you

[wispy spindle]

it’s the 23rd brother and that still doesn’t make it 168 hours

[orchid thistle]

i didnt sneeze

[viscid jacinth]

I dont know

[hexed jewel]

well maybe u joined on 2pm and it's 1 am ye ?

[orchid thistle]

oh right timezones wtv

[viscid jacinth]

@wispy spindle just tell me smh

[hexed jewel]

like not exactly 7 days

[wispy spindle]

keep looking

[orchid thistle]

mf debating what day it is when timezones exist

[wispy spindle]

no

[orchid thistle]

"its the 23rd brother"

[wispy spindle]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

Like what house turned into werewolf?

[low nimbus]

my computer science teacher: im 800 elo reality beats a 1300 in chess

[wispy spindle]

what

[hexed jewel]

ok ?

[low nimbus]

what?

[viscid jacinth]

Like what that doesnt make sense

[orchid thistle]

the one movie when the house gets a big sinkhole and grows legs n shit

[hexed jewel]

IDONTGETIT

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2302 (2302 peak)
Blitz: 2401 (2401 peak)
Bullet: 2103 (2106 peak)

[wintry forge]

did someone say 1300 💪

[wispy spindle]

bro what

[grim edge]

perhaps the point of the meme is that there is no point

[digital phoenix]

i should push 2200 bullet but im gonna die

[viscid jacinth]

Never saw that movie

[low nimbus]

to lazy to sync my acc

[timid stratus]

The pawn chain

[hexed jewel]

bro that's too ez

try 2300

[orchid thistle]

bro that movie scared tf outta me whe n i was a kid

[restive storm]

get 2200 bullet

[digital phoenix]

i need time to think

[orchid thistle]

how do you get like this in a game

[hexed jewel]

10 mins no game :>

[orchid thistle]

what happened

[timid stratus]

Wait i am sending the game

[hexed jewel]

u wanna play now I am in good shape

[orchid thistle]

alr

[wispy spindle]

no

[orchid thistle]

idk if its a meme but it was a movie

[timid stratus]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81316312231?tab=review

[viscid jacinth]

I give up

[worn ice]

SarathBanu (897) vs. Mr_Stockfish_11 (906)

Move List

1. e4 [d5] 2. d3 dxe4 3. dxe4 Qxd1+ 4. Kxd1 Nf6 5. Bd3 Ng4 6. Be3 Nxe3+ 7. fxe3 Bg4+ 8. Be2 Bxe2+ 9. Kxe2 Nc6 10. Nc3 O-O-O 11. Rd1 Rxd1 12. Kxd1 e6 13. Ke2 Bc5 14. a3 Rd8 15. Nf3 f6 16. b4 Bb6 17. g4 Ne5 18. Nxe5 fxe5 19. Rd1 Rxd1 20. Nxd1 g6 21. h4 Kd7 22. Nc3 a6 23. a4 Ba7 24. a5 b6 25. axb6 Bxb6 26. Na4 Kd6 27. c4 Kc6 28. c5 Kb5 29. cxb6 cxb6 30. Nc3+ Kxb4 31. Kd3 a5 32. Na2+ Kb3 33. Nc3 a4 34. Nb5 a3 35. Nxa3 Kxa3 36. Kc4 Ka4 37. Kd3 b5 38. Kc3 b4+ 39. Kb2 b3 40. Ka1 Ka3 41. Kb1 b2 42. g5 Kb3 43. h5 gxh5 44. g6 hxg6 

[orchid thistle]

yk when it grows legs and eats kids??

[low nimbus]

wha

[wispy spindle]

can u just look at the image istg

[lavish burrow]

!bank

[low nimbus]

thats interesting

[orchid thistle]

idk if it was a dream or not

[hexed jewel]

house moon ware ?

[orchid thistle]

im certain it was some old stop motion movie

[wispy spindle]

are you high

[grim edge]

werehouse !

[viscid jacinth]

Uh wait is the house flying

[low nimbus]

i think he is

[wintry forge]

[hexed jewel]

bruh what

[restive storm]

warehouse

[viscid jacinth]

oh my god

[orchid thistle]

werewolf, house werehouse (warehouse)

[low nimbus]

huh

[orchid thistle]

how do yall not get the joke

[low nimbus]

idk

[restive storm]

that's what I was saying

[digital phoenix]

yeah ok one game

[safe fable]

SHHHH 🤫 the king sleeping

[wispy spindle]

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

hes so cute

[low nimbus]

i dont go online that often

[wintry forge]

me too

[viscid jacinth]

Lasagna btw i face revealed recently

[digital phoenix]

check account

[digital phoenix]

what with the mouth?

[orchid thistle]

ITS A WAREHOUSE AND A WEREWOLF

[safe fable]

King here

[viscid jacinth]

In no universe he looks like he is sleeping

[hexed jewel]

???

[low nimbus]

still dont get it

[viscid jacinth]

Yesh

[hexed jewel]

just one ?

[wintry forge]

mnoor masr yastaaaaaa333

[safe fable]

i think he 400iq

[digital phoenix]

eesh ur in rapid game then nvm i gotta study

[safe fable]

Bnork ya a5oyaaaaaaaaa

[orchid thistle]

have you never seen a warehouse

[glossy radish]

hi

[orchid thistle]

are you patrick star bro

[low nimbus]

i know what a warehouse is @orchid thistle

[orchid thistle]

then why dont you get the joke

[wintry forge]

hi
goes inactive for an hour

[low nimbus]

@orchid thistle i dont get the joke

[glossy radish]

kekw

[orchid thistle]

HOW

[low nimbus]

@orchid thistle i have the iq of a person that is civilized

[steep viper]

Im a blunder

My parents didn’t expect me

[safe fable]

me ?

[orchid thistle]

werewolves go into their wolf form when its a full moon
the house is the werewolf
its a fool moon
warehouse

[orchid thistle]

im brilliant

[viscid jacinth]

Who

[wintry forge]

[orchid thistle]

good

[grim edge]

mongoose cargoson?

[safe fable]

i dont see me in the leaderboard ?

[low nimbus]

grass is yummy

[glossy radish]

@quick jetty

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish

[glossy radish]

shush

[steep viper]

@digital phoenix

[orchid thistle]

iq of a civilized person fr

[wintry forge]

[viscid jacinth]

My bad (I am not gonna add you but yet i am fake apologising so that i look like a gentleman)

[safe fable]

[glossy radish]

loser

[hexed jewel]

I am playing 10min rn wait

[glossy radish]

sorry mb. youre a loser too

[orchid thistle]

what is that light

[low nimbus]

🤓

[viscid jacinth]

Thats funny that this is coming from your mouth

[glossy radish]

theyre usually from mirrors

[digital phoenix]

we gonna win the daily tournament frfr

[low nimbus]

huh

[upbeat viper]

Ikr Las

[viscid jacinth]

My opponent went in vacation

[glossy radish]

thats funny, im not using my mouth

[upbeat viper]

Bruh

[orchid thistle]

ok

[grim edge]

hi bast 🌊

[hexed jewel]

hehehe I won my 2 games

[viscid jacinth]

wtf

[upbeat viper]

I'm depressed because of it now

[digital phoenix]

u didnt even 2-0 smh so bad

[upbeat viper]

I could have 1.5 - 0.5

I didn't accept draw

I'm dumb

[orchid thistle]

dont be depressed
make, macaroni n cheese

[upbeat viper]

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/gengar-jumping-dancing-gif-14251391

[upbeat viper]

Against a 2k1

[low nimbus]

@orchid thistle macaroni and cheese is so white not gonna lie

[upbeat viper]

Sadge

[orchid thistle]

i could rip apart gengar with my bear hands if i was in pokemon

[digital phoenix]

we gonna lose anyway its not like ur loss affects the whole thing

[safe fable]

LAmbrghinnnn

[vivid ledge]

if chess characters exist irl and not just a board game, what will be the most beneficial piece

[low nimbus]

your trying to kill a ghost

[upbeat viper]

Ikr

[grim edge]

pawns

[digital phoenix]

unless we somehow lose 199-201

[low nimbus]

ponds

[grim edge]

ponds r hot

i like binomial distribution

[hexed jewel]

imma get a badge for it

[orchid thistle]

every recipe of baked mac n cheese ive seen is made by a black woman

[low nimbus]

smash or pass magnus carlsen

[orchid thistle]

smash

[viscid jacinth]

The knight, great for stealing

[low nimbus]

@orchid thistle zam

[orchid thistle]

my stomach hurts cuz i was just on a plan for 5 hours

[digital phoenix]

guys should i join handball tryouts

[low nimbus]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

Play badminton fr

[low nimbus]

handball is ez

[orchid thistle]

i love being like 100 bajillion feet in the air

[hexed jewel]

les play 1 min

[orchid thistle]

isnt handball just volleyball

[hexed jewel]

https://play.chess.com/JC7AU

[low nimbus]

no

[digital phoenix]

its futsal with hands

[viscid jacinth]

No you throw the ball

[lusty barn]

volleyball would be wristball

[digital phoenix]

hate it

[viscid jacinth]

Its cool

[low nimbus]

handball is soccer but with hands @orchid thistle

[vivid ledge]

yeah, i guess he will jump through the 4th dimension cuz he is now 3d

[grim edge]

whafs whaga

[orchid thistle]

mf what

[lusty barn]

krazy

[orchid thistle]

none of those definitions made any sense