💬〡general-off-topic

[digital phoenix]

good gaming chair

i took that from ur roles

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[covert finch]

What tge hell

[glossy radish]

i thoguht so

[verbal marsh]

Is it just me or every time i face a lower rated player, i get like 8 points a ahead in material and my internet disconnects and makes me auto-resign

[full folio]

It shows the lines that it’s calculating, so it’ll tell you why it’s a blunder

[grim edge]

[cedar zenith]

feels like it wants you to play in a very specific way

[digital phoenix]

let me just turn off my internet and blame my internet

[cedar zenith]

and also in an unhuman way

[nimble niche]

like what 'good' moves? any example?

[cedar zenith]

lemme pull a game rq

[verbal marsh]

Let me burn down my house and call fire department

[full folio]

It isn’t telling you how to play, it’s just what the computer calculates to be the best in the position

[digital phoenix]

theyre never gonna arrive

[covert finch]

According to all ratings or your division?

[cedar zenith]

@full folio https://www.chess.com/game/e284851e-119c-11ee-9e2b-4c07ea01000f

[glossy radish]

#FreeInchoNOW

[verbal marsh]

THATS CRAZYYYYYY

[grim edge]

he'll be free by midnight

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge

[cedar zenith]

gimme a sec link aint working

[glossy radish]

hes dying

[digital phoenix]

this is horrible

[glossy radish]

ew the graph

[grim edge]

idgaf

[full folio]

What move am I looking at

[verbal marsh]

Who is @grim edge and why r we pinging him

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge

[cedar zenith]

dont know which one exactly but

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[cedar zenith]

i was white btw

[covert finch]

Imagine being 6 minutes behind and still winning. Felt like I was cheated fr

[verbal marsh]

WTAF IS THAT

[cedar zenith]

also @digital phoenix why so pressed over my own gameplay? literally j started playing suck my dick

[sleek oriole]

@grim edge

[glossy radish]

hmm @grim edge do u want a cookie?

[grim edge]

better than most 1900s

[digital phoenix]

u said engine was wrong

[cedar zenith]

ur 401 elo calm down

[glossy radish]

oi mate watch ur tone

[digital phoenix]

oh im 401 elo ur 200 elo

[grim edge]

damn u suck @digital phoenix

[muted linden]

Don't act like you didn't start from a blunder

[digital phoenix]

hes 200 its not even like hes anywhere decent

barely 200 mind u

[valid parcel]

There's me and my opponent being low on time with time being in their favor. I premoved to cause a draw because I knew how to get one.

[glossy radish]

las cmon be nice mate

[cedar zenith]

people in here have four times your elo

[full folio]

Why are you questioning the best chess engine to ever exist fi you’re a new player?

[cedar zenith]

and your tryna flex yours

[verbal marsh]

my eyes are scarred from the flashbacks of 50% accuracy

[cedar zenith]

it makes some good suggestions, was just wonderin on specific moves

[glossy radish]

@grim edge reply here if you want a free cookie

[sharp smelt]

wassup

[nimble niche]

yeah there are a few 9604 elos here

[cedar zenith]

let me get you a specific example

[covert finch]

This is called a good game fr 💀

[digital phoenix]

u literally said it was wrong

[bright glade]

[cedar zenith]

do u ever shut up afm

im not even talking to you

[glossy radish]

stop being a dick to las

[sharp smelt]

lmao

[grim edge]

u still suck

[glossy radish]

like jesus shut ur mouth

[digital phoenix]

bro im getting insulted by someone not jut half my rating, someone half my fake rating

[bright glade]

[covert finch]

Nice. My opponent was like on 2 minutes before they actually atarted playing and then they ended up kicking my ass like bruh what?

[cedar zenith]

started off by saying this

[glossy radish]

salty

[digital phoenix]

yeah deal with it

[verbal marsh]

Relatable

[rapid junco]

be grateful you didn’t see my friend’s .7 accuracy

[cedar zenith]

discord drama

[digital phoenix]

accept ur bad

[glossy radish]

would you rather him lie? smh

[bright glade]

he has own standards and opinions

[digital phoenix]

50 acc is very horrible

[verbal marsh]

Show show

[cedar zenith]

people flexin 401 elo

anyways mac so let me see

[rapid junco]

k lemme find pic

[digital phoenix]

but u know what ur right holy shit bro ur the best look at that insane 56 accuracy

[covert finch]

I still lost

[bright glade]

lasagna is 2400 blitz lmao

[digital phoenix]

ill never beat that great accurazy

[nimble niche]

56 accuracy is double what I could ever play

[bright glade]

litearlly best player in chat rn

[glossy radish]

i have 297 elo im proud of it

[covert finch]

Ikr. I reported cheating just cuz I was salty

[cedar zenith]

@full folio so for example, move 7

[digital phoenix]

report gm for cheating cos lose

[cedar zenith]

is my bishop move a bad one?

[digital phoenix]

u lose pawn

[verbal marsh]

Nahh my opponent be playing ware or kadas opening and still win

[glossy radish]

yes

[bright glade]

[verbal marsh]

HOW

[glossy radish]

[rapid junco]

IDK

[covert finch]

Yea cuz like what

[digital phoenix]

u have to attack the bishop then take the pawn not let him take ur pawn for free zzz

[glossy radish]

imagine being so bad

[covert finch]

Exactly

[digital phoenix]

reporting hikaru hope he gets banned

[cedar zenith]

wouldnt i be losing a pawn either way

[nimble niche]

It throws away the advantage

[verbal marsh]

Bros on a whole new level of "you didnt have to cut me off"

[glossy radish]

listen to @digital phoenix . hes giving good advice

[digital phoenix]

c3 moves the bishop away so u have a free move to take

hohohoho

[muted linden]

Hikaru got chess analysis on his ceiling

[glossy radish]

hi santa

[nimble niche]

If you played c3, he'd have to move his bishop and you wouldn't be losing a pawn

[cedar zenith]

yea but doesnt moving my bishop give it more scope or wtv its called

[grim edge]

lmao

[covert finch]

Nah, just hopong to get my points nack lmao

[glossy radish]

that doesnt matter

[digital phoenix]

right now ur losing a pawn for no reason

[covert finch]

They use Hikaru to improve chess bots 💀

[grim edge]

PHOTOSHOP

[full folio]

The reason it’s a blunder is because you can just block with pawn to force the bishop back, and since you’re playing white, you’re basically up 2 moves in the opening

[cedar zenith]

yea but if he takes my pawn cant i j take his bishop

not tryna be difficult deadass tryna understand

[nimble niche]

no, it just trades the bishops off and you end up down a pawn

[digital phoenix]

he can take ur bishop with check

[full folio]

Since you blocked with bishop and traded, you lost your advantage

[digital phoenix]

u have to take back the bishop

[covert finch]

I like fishing

[nimble niche]

he takes your bishop first with check and you have to take the bishop back, then he takes your pawn

[grim edge]

kinda fishy

[cedar zenith]

oh so its more a tempo / turn economy thing

[digital phoenix]

oh actually he can threaten knight also

[cedar zenith]

than anything else

[digital phoenix]

no its just a free pawn

[cedar zenith]

im white btw

[digital phoenix]

just try not to lose a pawn for no reason

[covert finch]

Fr. My friend used my hamsters 😈

Man don't you just hate when your beanie rips your earrings out of your earlobes

[nimble niche]

me who plays englund

[glossy radish]

idk i dont have earrings

[grim edge]

didnt get pierced 🆙

[covert finch]

Still hurts 😭

[grim edge]

cant relate

[muted linden]

People still fall for it?

[covert finch]

I got badass earrings 😎

[raw frigate]

2 more games im 1300 aaaa

[cedar zenith]

wait so when should i move my bishop to block a check instead of using a pawn

[crystal jewel]

English chess masters were recruited as code breakers during World War II.

[covert finch]

Don't call cap Calliope

[nimble niche]

I don't play the trap line, I play the gambit line

[digital phoenix]

when u dont have a piece hanging

[cedar zenith]

cuz i swear in another game it said that i should use my bishop instead of a pawn to block a bishop check

[covert finch]

You don't even know

[digital phoenix]

like if u didnt have a pawn there u could block with bishop

[nimble niche]

It depends on the position

[cedar zenith]

i aint even tryna troll but im so confused

i still dont understand the difference between me using bishop vs pawn there

if i use bishop he has to move back still to not die

[covert finch]

Calliope I will 🔪

[glossy radish]

not all games are the same bro

[cedar zenith]

either way he has to move back

i can still take his pawn

[covert finch]

Imagine having a higher accuracy and still losing

[clear night]

What sound does a wabbit make?

[grim edge]

go ahead i wanna die either way

[crystal jewel]

lol

[raw frigate]

WTF IM UP AGAINST A 1431

[nimble niche]

he can trade his bishop for your bishop instead of retreating the bishop if you blocked with your bishop

[covert finch]

"Ooooh~ smells good"

[covert finch]

Do the move you showed me

[digital phoenix]

he can take ur bishop

[grim edge]

wym

[covert finch]

Moose

[grim edge]

oooh yeaa

[cedar zenith]

hmm i guess

[covert finch]

Go find one

[digital phoenix]

oh actually taking the bishop might be a bad move

[clear night]

Is there a way to checkmate in 1 move?

[grim edge]

i love mooses 🦌 + 📯

[cedar zenith]

i mean i would develop either the queen or knight

[digital phoenix]

ok so he can just take ur pawn and threaten knight also

[covert finch]

Ke1×Ke2#

[clear night]

Thx I will try that next time

[cedar zenith]

wouldnt it still lowkey be a trade tho

[digital phoenix]

@cedar zenith i mean i guess it isnt too bad

[cedar zenith]

he takes pawn, i take bishop, he takes knight, i take with queen

[glossy radish]

moose

[digital phoenix]

u just lose a pawn but its still more or less drawn

yeah it works

[covert finch]

Moose 2 = meese?

[glossy radish]

just moose

[cedar zenith]

so am i trippin or is that not really that bad of a move?

[covert finch]

So 2 moose not meese?

[digital phoenix]

its a move that works

[viscid thunder]

noice

[digital phoenix]

also u missed a free knight

[cedar zenith]

i dont really like bishops that much in general so i tend to throw them away a bit

[main owl]

https://play.chess.com/CwsUF

[grim edge]

bishops suck

[cedar zenith]

i wanted to set up his queen

[glossy radish]

its a FREE KNIGHT

[viscid thunder]

yo chat gimme 4 random words

I'm gonna make 8 bars ouda that

[glossy radish]

i like to moo

[grim edge]

go to freaking hell

[muted linden]

You take his bishop he takes your queen them your knight and you got a ruined structure

[cedar zenith]

yes but i can get a queen

[covert finch]

Nut coco banana milk

[crystal jewel]

there is no way this guy has the same background as me

[digital phoenix]

deez nuts on chin

[glossy radish]

no. you take the knight.

[cedar zenith]

im white btw

[main owl]

https://play.chess.com/8DzHk

[digital phoenix]

its not guaranteed

[glossy radish]

idgaf you take the free knight

[covert finch]

Stun seed best gambit

[full folio]

Hysterectomy

[digital phoenix]

he did move it into a horrible place but if he didnt u just end up missing a free knight

[main owl]

https://play.chess.com/Pzgn2

[cedar zenith]

i dont understand tho

[digital phoenix]

@cedar zenith he takes knight and its a free bishop

cos its check and then ur bishop is just hanging

[covert finch]

What is this chesskid background for your pieces

[cedar zenith]

if he takes the knight then i just take his queen

[digital phoenix]

best theme

[digital phoenix]

its check

[cedar zenith]

oh check

didnt see that mb

[covert finch]

900 cc, 1700 chesskid 😎

[digital phoenix]

im also 1700 chesskid

[muted linden]

It's check lmao are you -100 elo

[undone dove]

That’s not what you’ll realise at higher levels, in general, a bishop is worth around 3.5 pawns

[cedar zenith]

why is this place so damn toxic jesus christ

[covert finch]

LMAO. I just got lucky once and I stopepd playing. But fr teach me when 👀

[mild apex]

white has free knight, now black has free bishop

[cedar zenith]

literally started playing a week ago and im playin 5 min bullet and people on my ass nonstop

jesus christ

[digital phoenix]

never cos too lazy

[muted linden]

That's how we treat dumbasses

[covert finch]

Relatable

[full folio]

Ppl use elo to boost their egos, dw about it

[cedar zenith]

wow ur so intellectual you play chess ooga booga

[digital phoenix]

ok that may be toxic but what i said earlier was true 50 accuracy was bad

[undone dove]

Is it? Well I still prefer 3.5

[merry gust]

What happened dude

[cedar zenith]

harder to play accurately on bullet chess

i usually get 70ish on 10min

[viscid thunder]

I like to moo
I don't like to move
If you call me beo
Go to freaking hell
Nut cocobanana milk
Rapping yeah I will
Hysterectomy is my favorite subject
Oh also I'll be having a cupcake

[full folio]

5 min is bullet?

[grim edge]

bishops suck

[digital phoenix]

then just stick with rapid for now

[viscid thunder]

this is my best attemp

[full folio]

I thought bullet was only up to 3 mins

[cedar zenith]

i like doin bullet every now and then

[digital phoenix]

yeah blitz starts at 3

[undone dove]

Reasons I have a better chess future

[digital phoenix]

5min is blitz

[mild apex]

@digital phoenix suggest any gambit u love to play other than kg and qg

[undone dove]

Didn’t Fischer call it 3.5?

[digital phoenix]

kluver

[cedar zenith]

afm one more question

[grim edge]

youre still lower rated

[mild apex]

just one?

[cedar zenith]

why is it saying that the next move after all that (horse to b5) is a bad move

[digital phoenix]

yeah i dont play gambits

[mild apex]

how bout evans and benko?

[digital phoenix]

its not that bad it just wants u to develop get ur rook out and all

[covert finch]

Try the lolli gambit

[digital phoenix]

i dont play e5, and i dont learn theory

[nimble niche]

Finally beat the level 1 computer on lidraughts after like 6 or 7 attempts

[mild apex]

real

[cedar zenith]

bet

[merry gust]

imma do funni botez gambit

[cedar zenith]

all i gotta say is that its crazy that yall have bigger egos than literally the best players in the world

the internet really do crazy things to people

[merry gust]

what

[covert finch]

A3 best move

[undone dove]

Average KG position where I can’t tell whose worse

[merry gust]

we dont what made u t think that

[grim edge]

and then u lose to me

[undone dove]

Actually now that I think about it, I might need to learn evaluating positions

[covert finch]

Black is in worse lol

[cedar zenith]

what does that even mean

[digital phoenix]

some ego is justified

[undone dove]

Yeah but tricky positions

[grim edge]

Anyone

[digital phoenix]

like if u were to nolife a game for ur whole life ur gonna have to be proud of something

[mild apex]

blackswinning

[glossy radish]

EW IS THAT LICHESS

[grim edge]

getem mods

[undone dove]

Yeah that

[cedar zenith]

yes but theres no need to shit on someone who literally just started playin the game a week ago

[covert finch]

Yea I just checked black is in a better pos

[grim edge]

Wanna play

[glossy radish]

dude chill. he gave you advice

[muted linden]

How lichess is allowed here

[covert finch]

Lol yea I forgot to analulyse it first

[glossy radish]

its not

[digital phoenix]

its not but no ones gonna snitch

[grim edge]

Lmao

[mild apex]

yes and clearly black ups many pieces

[cedar zenith]

i am chill stop dickridin afm we havin a normal convo

[covert finch]

Nah nvm fam, black is better with almost -3

[grim edge]

F

I forgot

[glossy radish]

i aint dickriding bitch, cool your mf tone

[undone dove]

Still tricky with chances for both sides

[mild apex]

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

relax

[cedar zenith]

why are we callin mods what is goin on

[merry gust]

relax holy shit

[dire minnow]

finally guyssss

[glossy radish]

jeez

[mild apex]

idk

[fresh wind]

you're being rude to other members?

[glossy radish]

hi rinqed

[digital phoenix]

u were supposed to call mods on the lichess link also

[mild apex]

just wanna get that deletd

[cedar zenith]

i posted a game and was immediately shat on by multiple people even tho i started playin a week ago

[mild apex]

where?

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/PEMEy

[full harness]

garaksjsnisoe

[digital phoenix]

i literally said 50 accuracy was bad

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play

[mild apex]

<@&745328830649991179> this too

[digital phoenix]

and im not taking that back 50 accuracy is bad

[undone dove]

-3 to the engine, probably +3 to an amateur

[glossy radish]

okay, doesnt give you the right to be rude to others. they were only giving you advice

[fresh wind]

No Lichess links here please

[grim edge]

O ok

[cedar zenith]

how am i being rude

[grim edge]

I forgot sorry

[cedar zenith]

what did i say? im genuinely confused how im being rude

[muted linden]

@iron spade

[nimble niche]

Why is draughts so hard?

[dire minnow]

thank u

[glossy radish]

first, you say im "dickriding"

[topaz garden]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81248446917
Can someone click the 'game review' option and pls 'game review' it for me

[merry gust]

First, take a deep breath. After that hold you’re breath. If you feel uncomfortable, ignore it because the thing at the last is the best. And there you have it heaven or based on your reliefs

[undone dove]

Depends on practicality. White can also really easily slip the game

[grim edge]

Someone play me

[cedar zenith]

i get called -100 iq for not being good at something i started a week ago but me being slightly upset at being shat on is a problem

[glossy radish]

like seriously mate

[cedar zenith]

zzzzzzzz

[glossy radish]

like i said, we

[strange skiff]

1. dont elo shame new people, we all suck at chess

[glossy radish]

ANITTA OMG

[fresh wind]

Hey Anitta

[digital phoenix]

the one who has the lowest elo is elo shaming me

[worn ice]

HANIADWANQ (963) vs. dreadclaw2159 (911)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Bc4 b5 5. Bd5 c6 6. Bb3 d5 7. d4 Bb4 8. dxe5 Nxe4 9. Qd4 a5 10. f3 Bc5 11. Bg5 Nxg5 12. Qxc5 a4 13. Nh3 Nxh3 14. gxh3 axb3 15. cxb3 Qh4+ 16. Qf2 Qxf2+ 17. Kxf2 Bxh3 18. Rhg1 O-O 19. f4 h6 20. f5 g5 21. f6 Nd7 22. Rae1 Rae8 23. Rg3 Nxe5 24. Rxh3 Nd3+ 25. Kf1 Rxe1+ 26. Kg2 Nf4+ 

[mild apex]

i reported bcus he used the word lol

[topaz garden]

pls

[merry gust]

who’s Wilbur

[mild apex]

hewo anitta, hows exam?

[strange skiff]

2. dont be rude and mean to people. but, I gotta say, yall did come at him first for the looks of it

hey gang

[undone dove]

just something to prevent that on black’s move?

[glossy radish]

[strange skiff]

exams are going

[merry gust]

Be more specific

[dire minnow]

😦 my plan was bad...

[digital phoenix]

i literally said 50 accuracy was bad

what are u even reading

[strange skiff]

nah u did ok

[glossy radish]

anitta #FreeInchoNOW

[strange skiff]

[latent pebble]

real

[strange skiff]

hope yall are doing well

[strange skiff]

what happened

[undone dove]

h5 Kf6 Kg7 a lot

[mild apex]

anitta, we need more fots member

[glossy radish]

dms?

[digital phoenix]

its been raining for like 3 hours genuinely what the heck

[glossy radish]

theyre so cocky

[latent pebble]

Scipio muted the lad for 7 days

[merry gust]

wtf did I just type

[dire minnow]

hello there

[grim edge]

he got muted

[mild apex]

mmmm

[grim edge]

for 7 days

[digital phoenix]

people need to learn to accept being bad

[grim edge]

e

[merry gust]

heya

[latent pebble]

Heyo

[mild apex]

meow

[glossy radish]

anitta taking so long to type uh oh

[merry gust]

true just like me

[strange skiff]

Yes, but sometimes we also need to learn to accept not hurting people’s feelings just cause we can

[mild apex]

i think she wants to meow....

[digital phoenix]

50 accuracy is bad.

[grim edge]

||that took you long, even for mobile||

[old thistle]

But being bad is subjective

[merry gust]

I didn’t sleep last night not a single hour I stayed up from 9 pm to 5 am 💀

[strange skiff]

im on mobile and I left my glasses at a bar near uni rip

[strange skiff]

it did

[verbal marsh]

Whats with being a cat

[strange skiff]

old

[old thistle]

[grim edge]

damn thats sad

[strange skiff]

hey scipio

[old thistle]

Hi Anitta

[glossy radish]

nooo

[verbal marsh]

Agreed

[latent pebble]

[strange skiff]

[mild apex]

nothing

[grim edge]

anitta dont u have contact?

[verbal marsh]

Sure??

[digital phoenix]

tell him to think longer

[dire minnow]

HAHAHAH

[grim edge]

as in contact lenses

[strange skiff]

my friend sent me a pic of him wearing the glasses at the bar rip

[undone dove]

time management skills for white needs improvement

[strange skiff]

no contacts we die like nerds

[grim edge]

w friend

[latent pebble]

lmao

[mild apex]

u askin bout me or someone else?

[bright glade]

a

[verbal marsh]

Contacts look scary

[old thistle]

Pls don't send pics of live games

[nimble niche]

Why am I so fking garbage at draughts?

[verbal marsh]

U

[strange skiff]

fr kekw

[bright glade]

L

[mild apex]

is she/he look handsome/beautiful after wearing it

[grim edge]

lmao

[latent pebble]

learn theory

[glossy radish]

well does he look good in them? if so let him keep em

[merry gust]

what draguths

[mild apex]

i want to meow as hard as possible

[old thistle]

Wtf 💀

[digital phoenix]

wow i shared a live game are u gonna delete this message

[verbal marsh]

meow

[grim edge]

id give the glasses back to u, but just that the lenses are changed

[nimble niche]

checkers

[muted linden]

Anybody wanna play

[merry gust]

How in the world you play a 400 elo

[topaz garden]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-big-lips-gif-13233291

[mild apex]

400 moment

[nimble niche]

It's only my second day playing

[grim edge]

and make u freak out

[glossy radish]

LOL

[latent pebble]

easy

[verbal marsh]

Bro looks sick ngl

[strange skiff]

lenses are expensive tho

[digital phoenix]

some person on discord

[fresh wind]

no non-chess.com links please

[strange skiff]

[undone dove]

g6, and g7 isn’t covered, h5 is also perfectly normal

[mild apex]

bro, the quality of the pic looks legit

[latent pebble]

It was li-draughts not lichess silly

[glossy radish]

his glasses now

[strange skiff]

banned blocked and reported

[grim edge]

damnnn

[digital phoenix]

https://www.google.com

[old thistle]

We got rules for a reason here...

[merry gust]

u violated him so hsrd you finna get locked up because of this game

[latent pebble]

chess.com doesn't have a draughts game???

[glossy radish]

what?

[strange skiff]

yeah we get sus links

[bright glade]

thats why he said no non chesscom links

[grim edge]

exactly

[bright glade]

he didnt say no lichess

[grim edge]

thats how good of a friend i am

[digital phoenix]

oh i have one more

[old thistle]

Giving away the glasses

[latent pebble]

but it's literally checkers

[verbal marsh]

DIBS

[latent pebble]

I don't recall checkers being against the rules no?

[glossy radish]

its a joke..?

[strange skiff]

I wish the 404 page let us play checkers ngl

[merry gust]

rip dude time

[verbal marsh]

DIBS

[grim edge]

w feature

[latent pebble]

Let me go refer to the rules

[merry gust]

the polis diraja is finding you

[strange skiff]

im legally obligated to give him the glasses

[verbal marsh]

Yk, it is

[grim edge]

blud just got doxxed

[strange skiff]

no current games please guys

[digital phoenix]

and of course the anitta incident

[latent pebble]

I didn't resend it, what are you on about?

[undone dove]

Annita needa to improve time management

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/ight-imma-head-out-meme-leave-bye-exit-gif-16666403

[bright glade]

"if the mods ask you to do something, listen"

[digital phoenix]

haha stress haha

[latent pebble]

@strange skiff am I allowed to send checkers games

[mild apex]

now u arent on your glasses?

[verbal marsh]

🧐

[latent pebble]

dude what moderator commands did I not follow?

I've played draughts here before and the mods didn't seem to mind it

[digital phoenix]

eh who complains about excitement

[bright glade]

rinqed: "no non chesscom links please"
and ur complaining

[verbal marsh]

Who should?

[strange skiff]

just stop taunting mods come on, if u wanna play checkers w someone send them the links on dms. we cant police every link here, you know that, so we ask for known safe links related to chess

[grim edge]

anitta get off discord and go get ur glasses smh

[undone dove]

g7 there isn’t a pin, g6 is not stopped

[digital phoenix]

what kind of excitement

[latent pebble]

I'm not taunting mods but alright, I don't want any problems 🙂

[strange skiff]

its on the other side of the town I’ll get them tomorrow at uni

[verbal marsh]

🤓

[digital phoenix]

if i won an otb chess tournament i would cry

[strange skiff]

thanks

[strange skiff]

same

[grim edge]

dam

[digital phoenix]

the problem is the tournaments i go to have like 15 titled players and all

[cedar zenith]

is there any way to get extra game reviews without buying premium

[undone dove]

h5 is totally reasonable, taking over the square completely

[strange skiff]

then I wouldnt know how to act anymore id be the most annoying person on earth

[latent pebble]

yeah okay

[strange skiff]

Get the pgn and paste it on chess.com/analysis

[digital phoenix]

classical tournaments are so bad

[cedar zenith]

thanks

[strange skiff]

no coach but helps

[bright glade]

bribe your opponents with lifetime diamond
"psst kid, im chesscom staff, throw to me and i'll give you a prize"

[mild apex]

tru

[grim edge]

coach is useless af without diamond tho

[digital phoenix]

the moment i get one day i play badly after the game i have to go back to the hotel feeling like shit

[verbal marsh]

YESSS

[strange skiff]

[mild apex]

u r not staying in selangor?

[verbal marsh]

Its true tho

[digital phoenix]

that was during johor open

1 week tournament

[latent pebble]

I believe you're welcome to ask others to kindly share their game reviews with you? Whether they're a premium member or not

[mild apex]

oh

[strange skiff]

<- pssst. kid. you didnt see that hanging queen.

[latent pebble]

[strange skiff]

ok imma go

[digital phoenix]

pssst. kid. i dont think u know where the resign button. need help?

[undone dove]

It’s black’s move. Kg6 would thus prevent Qh4 and since there is still one move to prevent Bd4, still time to defend

[strange skiff]

be kind

to each other

[grim edge]

heh lets play, by the end of the day if im not a millionaire ill be sad

[strange skiff]

and to yourselves

[mild apex]

i signed up for mssd, i think im getting crushed by other skools

[verbal marsh]

Where draw button at

[digital phoenix]

mssd is trash

[verbal marsh]

I left it in my sofa

[strange skiff]

being excited is cool, enjoy feeling feelings

[old thistle]

Play bullet until you are exhausted

[strange skiff]

[mild apex]

ye, i need experience

[digital phoenix]

a lot of shit players

[strange skiff]

or that

[cedar zenith]

sorry i meant the game review ones where it shows you the right and wrong moves and all

[verbal marsh]

Dont even get me started

[sleek oriole]

My opponent had mate in two, he thought for 1 minute and played the wrong queen move. I was about to resign

[mild apex]

wats your elo when u joined mssd?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mods-are-asleep-discord-mod-discord-discord-rules-gif-25056952

[strange skiff]

ah then no, thats a premium only fracture we do give out premium tho

[old thistle]

I usually play better/fast in bullet when I am angry because of something

[cedar zenith]

i gotchu thanks

[median scarab]

You what?

[strange skiff]

every damn friday

kekw

[mild apex]

i m mad rn, i only won 2 games tdy and the rest are losses

[median scarab]

Oh

[strange skiff]

every friday

[old thistle]

Rapid games?

[strange skiff]

we give out 4 diamond memberships to ppl who participate in arena

[sleek oriole]

I play better when I have to study for school.

[strange skiff]

and yall STILL DONT KNOW

[old thistle]

The career gambit

[median scarab]

Is there a minimum elo required

[strange skiff]

same the more I procrastinate the better

[latent pebble]

nope

[mild apex]

just won 2 rapid, loses all blitz game

[sleek oriole]

maybe u should give out dimaonds to everyone, we would know

[verbal marsh]

Rapid isnt even rapid anymore

[mild apex]

but i did los 2 rapids

[old thistle]

But it's blitz. Don't take it too seriously

[median scarab]

You say that like I ever participated in one

[latent pebble]

blitz is fun

[strange skiff]

nope, play 8 games u might win the random prize of 1 month free diamond. get top 3 you def get prize. winner gets 3 months.

cya duck

[old thistle]

Bye

[mild apex]

.. i need 1400, maybe i grind that next time and focus on 2000 rapid

[median scarab]

Ooooooooo

[strange skiff]

dont cheat u will get banned

[median scarab]

Ight

[undone dove]

I love how all tourneys are when I’m sleeping

[latent pebble]

Do people get grouped into rating categories?

[digital phoenix]

ikr its like 12am for me

[strange skiff]

oh pog events are in

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-gif-14978199

[median scarab]

Yeah no sh!t why would I do that 😭

[full folio]

Just ruin your sleep schedule

[strange skiff]

you would be surprised

[verbal marsh]

😭

[strange skiff]

[undone dove]

No, I’m short enough

[median scarab]

Do people actually cheat???

[latent pebble]

Yep, unfortunate

[median scarab]

Wtaf

[strange skiff]

our second tourney had like 15 out of the top 20 banned for fair play

[median scarab]

How are people THAT desperate

[grim edge]

no, everyone is totally honest!

[latent pebble]

they get caught though

[median scarab]

...

[old thistle]

Sadly the answer is "of course"

[verbal marsh]

YES BRO WDYM dO ThEy ChEaT??

[strange skiff]

good pairings, winning streak and focus. not that hard ngl

[median scarab]

I just-- wow

[strange skiff]

but kinda cause now a lot of good ppl

[latent pebble]

Cheating in a tourney is like robbing a police station

[median scarab]

People are really that desperate

[grim edge]

dude understood the meaning of greed

[strange skiff]

but if you get like 8th you can still be 3rd cause fair play lol

month

[strange skiff]

my quote !!

[verbal marsh]

Grinch

[strange skiff]

kekw

grinch

GRINK

[latent pebble]

lol

[strange skiff]

have yall seen that tweet

[verbal marsh]

What does "kekw" mean

[grim edge]

make it a goddamn sticker now

[old thistle]

You know you will get caught but you do it anyway

[undone dove]

this emoji

[latent pebble]

does at least one person get banned every tourney

[verbal marsh]

K

[full folio]

It’s like saying lol but weird people on twitch use it

[digital phoenix]

definitely

[old thistle]

Probably

[strange skiff]

yeah uro

[digital phoenix]

also we should have like a 1 week buffer for cheaters to appeal lock out

like how did grim get in after 1 hour

[verbal marsh]

So on cue with me saying grinch

[old thistle]

You are wrong. He got unlocked after more than 5 hours

[median scarab]

I should try this arena stuff sometime soon, looks interesting and could probably improve idk

[verbal marsh]

Try it

[strange skiff]

there is a buffer due to FP processing, his case was just more complicated and FP was in direct contact with him so it moved quicker than normal. not 1 hour tho

[digital phoenix]

everyone who u lose to is a cheater

[old thistle]

You don't, chess.com's fair play team does

[undone dove]

Levy has a video on that, you can watch it

[grim edge]

real

[digital phoenix]

lost to a gm? cheater.

[median scarab]

Consistent time usage, ridiculous moves 24/7, stuff like that

[grim edge]

real

[verbal marsh]

Its true thi

[undone dove]

Yeah Calliope, I’m a cheater now

[latent pebble]

You can have suspicions but it's up to the fair play team to evaluate if one's a cheater or not

[grim edge]

5:1 cuh

[verbal marsh]

Cheaters

[undone dove]

Still a win, how close am I to being adopted?

[old thistle]

As long as you don't share the accusations publicly

[grim edge]

halfway, 6:1

[strange skiff]

many many things, but we have a whole team of specialists to do it. there is a post pinned in #1039982616159465595 that mentions it. we can never be sure without the fair play check, but to report I usually look at the profile and look for accuracy, account age, consistency of absurd performance etc. sometimes time usage

[strange skiff]

yeah

[verbal marsh]

R u rlly plotting on how to get away with cheating

[latent pebble]

Well, they won't get banned, getting falsely banned is extremely rare

[undone dove]

Gotta do more puzzles

[grim edge]

the adoption papers are still processing son

[merry gust]

I’m 2489 elo ||in puzzles||

[undone dove]

I’m older 💀

[verbal marsh]

Im a son thi, AM I GETTING ADOPTED CALLIOPE???

[latent pebble]

They usually have hard/extensive evidence before banning someone

[grim edge]

so?

[grim edge]

im not adopting u

cuz i havent played against u

[latent pebble]

Signs of an engine user tend to be obvious at times

[old thistle]

Not just usually. They will get to court if they need to

[verbal marsh]

Bet

[undone dove]

Do you have to win 10 times in a row or just ten times

[verbal marsh]

More

[mild apex]

u a 2000?

[median scarab]

Pretty sure it's in a row

[grim edge]

even if it wasnt the latter, im still halfway there

[old thistle]

I reached it yesterday :)

[glossy radish]

moo

[mild apex]

noice

[digital phoenix]

wf

[grim edge]

damn i just got rizzed

[undone dove]

Grr

[latent pebble]

I'll catch up to you in like a decade

[median scarab]

What fk

[verbal marsh]

🫶

[sleek oriole]

u gotta act like you dont care

[grim edge]

dont sweat it son

average discord shenanigans

[merry gust]

uwu 👉👈

[latent pebble]

wait how are you a 19/F if you go by he him

[grim edge]

no.

[merry gust]

yes 👉👈🥺🥺🥺

[undone dove]

I’ll let my FM sub teacher play for me (or just let him coach me to 2000)

[latent pebble]

oh my fault

[digital phoenix]

what is this bullshit.

[median scarab]

Dawg what

[merry gust]

calm down I know you’re from an Islam country

[grim edge]

ure trashhhhh

[median scarab]

Logic 0

[digital phoenix]

do u have any idea how stupid that sounds

[median scarab]

Lmao

[merry gust]

I don’t know

[undone dove]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-war-oversimplified-hate-you-gif-26344424

[viscid jacinth]

An argument without me? Impossible

[mild apex]

why u have to say like that?

[merry gust]

oh god

idk

[digital phoenix]

96k

[latent pebble]

*Islamic

[mild apex]

@digital phoenix wow

[latent pebble]

Islam is not a country

[digital phoenix]

if u say ur he/him and i say ur a girl what would u think

[grim edge]

@grim edge real

[verbal marsh]

NAHHH CHILL MAN

[merry gust]

it’s fine😋🍉

[latent pebble]

real

Me personally I would never get timed out that long

[digital phoenix]

what the hell

[mild apex]

wat? tehy got your pronounce wrong and your fine?

[merry gust]

wtf did I do

[digital phoenix]

imagine if we charged double price for they/them cos its more than one person

[undone dove]

Will anyone be annoyed if I spam lyrics?

[mild apex]

mods

[latent pebble]

Is that a masc-fem situation thing idk

[undone dove]

Oh yeah but they aren’t here

[median scarab]

$18 instead of 9 for them

[digital phoenix]

thats the most made up shit ive seen

[mild apex]

pinging them....

[latent pebble]

idk this stuff I just got here

[undone dove]

Snitch

[latent pebble]

huh

[merry gust]

Huh

[glossy radish]

mooo

[mild apex]

las, u a they?

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

oh shit

[latent pebble]

no they're a he

[digital phoenix]

i am a normal person what do u think

[mild apex]

they

[grim edge]

they/them

[undone dove]

Yeah, it is. Now I have to spam in our DMs now

[digital phoenix]

ur he/they cos ull never be him

[latent pebble]

@grim edge can I call you an it

[swift panther]

how to become gm in a day

[glossy radish]

real

[grim edge]

the block button looking reallly spiccyyy 🔥

[latent pebble]

I want to make sure you're comfortable with that

[latent pebble]

okay

[undone dove]

Sweat non stop

[mild apex]

some catchy pickup lines

[digital phoenix]

did i dm u the it thing

[merry gust]

how do u sweat

[latent pebble]

no

[digital phoenix]

oh no i didnt thats unfortunate

[swift panther]

i cant sweat on command

[latent pebble]

Progressive English ig

[merry gust]

just dry 5 cups caffeine

[grim edge]

chess sucks

[latent pebble]

it is now not just objects and animals

[digital phoenix]

if ur not he and she ur an it

[undone dove]

Hmm, yes remember when you told me to translate into Chinese and then said you can’t speak English?

[latent pebble]

real

[stuck kestrel]

you finally realised

[swift panther]

i think caffiene stunts your growth

[echo niche]

hello chat

[glossy radish]

who wants a lollipop

[grim edge]

rhetorical

[verbal marsh]

Dibs x2

[merry gust]

no it make ur heart beat faster

[latent pebble]

it is saying dibs

[glossy radish]

free lollipops

[undone dove]

Yeah the block button looked really hold there

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/seems-legit-willy-wonka-chocolate-factory-legit-gif-4584303

[grim edge]

block me and youre not spamming me

[verbal marsh]

ONG

[mild apex]

i just realise if you remove the letter 'h' from the word 'chat', its actually me :D

[daring mauve]

hola todos

[swift panther]

i just have to look at you

[undone dove]

Block me and you can’t adopt me

[latent pebble]

do you actually identify as a cat

[glossy radish]

i just wanted to give lollipops

[daring mauve]

ik

[mild apex]

might be

[daring mauve]

xD

[latent pebble]

what

[mild apex]

what

[grim edge]

covid regulations

[digital phoenix]

slowly losing my sanity also uroxicide can i friend u on dc

[latent pebble]

yes

[daring mauve]

someone down for a game?

[digital phoenix]

ur gonna have to send it cos u have ur entire thing locked down

[verbal marsh]

School lockdown

[undone dove]

Imagine

[grim edge]

they should bring back the language chat

[digital phoenix]

its dead

[stuck kestrel]

what happened to the falestine flag in ur name

[undone dove]

Yes, I would enjoy it

[verbal marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-what-whut-wot-confused-gif-16139407

[latent pebble]

idk

[grim edge]

they should bring back the language roles

[stuck kestrel]

bring it back

[latent pebble]

meh

[mild apex]

wait, is there a chinese chat?

[undone dove]

I remember when I was chanting poems with people

[undone dove]

Before

[verbal marsh]

No but some of us are

[digital phoenix]

anyone ever tried playing football without a shin guard

[latent pebble]

yes

[undone dove]

Soccer? Me

[verbal marsh]

Imagine needing one

[digital phoenix]

but like competitively

[mild apex]

wats a shin guard?

[latent pebble]

I don't play with one anyways

[daring mauve]

ever tried playing football without a football?

[stuck kestrel]

whats soccer, i only know football

[verbal marsh]

🤦‍♂️

[digital phoenix]

that thing u put in front of ur shin to prevent people from breaking ur legs after kicking

[grim edge]

cristo roneldo sewey

[latent pebble]

I love brexit

[digital phoenix]

also pretty sure its compulsory in competitions

[stuck kestrel]

shin pad. protects ur shin

[mild apex]

oh, u need those during football?

[digital phoenix]

without the net yes its painful

[verbal marsh]

CHRISTIAN RONALD SEWER

[digital phoenix]

for fun no competitively probably

when everyone has studs and u dont want to die

[undone dove]

An Australian thing, just like Maccas

[digital phoenix]

its not just that u dont even know if it goes in

[stuck kestrel]

yea i play with football with a tennis ball and 2 bottles as goal posts by my self because i have no friends

[latent pebble]

real

[mild apex]

i only see players wear socks

[stuck kestrel]

yes unironically

[mild apex]

or i might be just not bother about it

[undone dove]

I hate those socks with a passion

[digital phoenix]

wo xi huan chi bing chilling

[haughty zinc]

How can I get flair beta tester role??

[digital phoenix]

channels and roles

[mild apex]

hey, thats my cc acc

[stuck kestrel]

i think they wear shin pads under the socks

[haughty zinc]

K!!

[undone bridge]

lasagna do you wanna see a wild draw?

[verbal marsh]

Ur not chinee

[digital phoenix]

what is this assumption

[mild apex]

might be

[undone dove]

Same bro

[jolly fable]

anyone got a solid opening to recommend ? i'm bored of the italian

[digital phoenix]

probably

[undone bridge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/2w2oHZsaP8?tab=analysis

[latent pebble]

I know two insults in Chinese

[undone bridge]

london system

[mild apex]

@digital phoenix type any chinese word

[verbal marsh]

Assumption chinese varition

[latent pebble]

I think mandarin idk though

[jolly fable]

nah

[undone bridge]

englund gambit

[latent pebble]

Ruy

[digital phoenix]

bro i dont have a chinese keyboard im on computer

[haughty zinc]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

im gonna go paste it from translate

[verbal marsh]

L

[undone dove]

I know too many ABCs that can’t type Chinese

[queen canyon]

learn the 8 bishop mate

[verbal marsh]

Doesnt count

[undone bridge]

🤚

[digital phoenix]

i will literally take ur bones and rip it apart

[latent pebble]

What is abcs

[undone bridge]

american born chinese

[verbal marsh]

Bet

[undone dove]

Australian born Chinese

[latent pebble]

oh

[glossy radish]

gnight

[latent pebble]

Alphabet people

[stuck kestrel]

queens gambit

[undone dove]

Oh you’re American, come to kangaroo land

[haughty zinc]

Hi

[weary umbra]

pls analyze this for me

[undone dove]

Why hate for Australia

[weary umbra]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81250920939?tab=review

[verbal marsh]

Emu

[undone dove]

Snake

[worn ice]

AnirudhBajaj (920) vs. Partizipator (912)

Move List

1. [d4] d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 e6 4. c4 Bd6 5. Nh3 Bxf4 6. Nxf4 O-O 7. Bd3 Re8 8. Qf3 c6 9. Qh3 h6 10. Qh4 Ne4 11. Qh5 Qg5 12. O-O Qxh5 13. Nxh5 Nd7 14. Nc3 Ndf6 15. Nf4 Nd2 16. Rfe1 Nde4 17. Nxe4 dxe4 18. Bc2 Bd7 19. Ne2 b5 20. c5 a5 21. Nc3 b4 22. Nxe4 Nxe4 23. Bxe4 f5 24. Bd3 a4 25. a3 bxa3 26. Rxa3 Bc8 27. Bc2 g6 28. Bxa4 Ba6 29. Bxc6 Bb5 30. Rxa8 Bxc6 31. Rxe8+ Bxe8 32. b4 Bb5 33. Ra1 Kf7 34. Ra5 Bc4 35. b5 Kf6 36. b6 

[mild apex]

gn

[undone bridge]

W what part are you in?

[haughty zinc]

The analysis is in the link

[undone dove]

Sydney

[undone bridge]

nice

[latent pebble]

sʞɔoɹ ǝƃɐnƃuɐl uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

[torpid lintel]

Good night v :)

[undone bridge]

there's a visual illusion named after the opera house

[haughty zinc]

How did u do this??

[latent pebble]

are you proud of me I learnt Australian language

[undone dove]

Aboriginal and Torre Strait Islander language or?

[verbal marsh]

Font

[digital phoenix]

ɹǝɥʇᴉǝ ʞpᴉ

[latent pebble]

Upside down English is Australian

[haughty zinc]

Australian????????

[latent pebble]

yes

[undone dove]

My English teacher would collapse

[weary umbra]

i dont have premium pls do it for me and reseend the link i will share match link is this fine?

[undone bridge]

do you guys know how to speak indian? 🤡

[stuck kestrel]

yeah i do

[haughty zinc]

Does everyone in australia speak upside down English??

[latent pebble]

bhai rajasthani

[grim edge]

facts

[torpid lintel]

Game review or self analysis?
Self analysis is free haha

[latent pebble]

Yes

[glossy radish]

oo hi mohit

[haughty zinc]

Prove it!!

[undone dove]

Racist, we actually speak Pitjantjara

[mild apex]

hewo mohit

[digital phoenix]

puɐl ooɹɐƃuɐʞ ǝɥʇ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ

[torpid lintel]

Hi v

[undone dove]

Yes

[mild apex]

u aint sleeping?

[latent pebble]

what the hell is pitajanara

[torpid lintel]

Hello!

[glossy radish]

@grim edge

[weary umbra]

obv game review

[haughty zinc]

Teach me this pls!!

[glossy radish]

uhhhhhh gnight

[undone dove]

An Aboriginal language I think I spelt wrong

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-cat-black-cat-kitty-whatever-you-say-boss-gif-17795940

[stuck kestrel]

language

[violet heath]

Can someone tell me what i did wrong in this game
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81250898391?tab=analysis

[stuck kestrel]

No

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[latent pebble]

I feel bad for Australian aboriginals

[latent pebble]

oh no

[grim edge]

oh yes

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[torpid lintel]

Okay I can use free game review haha

[stable jungle]

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[worn ice]

Chessplayer1028 (899) vs. Erak624 (892)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bb4 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. Qe2 O-O 8. Bd2 Bxc3 9. Bxc3 Nxe4 10. Qxe4 Re8 11. Be5 d5 12. Qf4 f6 13. O-O-O fxe5 14. Qd2 Qf6 15. f3 Rb8 16. Qc3 Qd6 17. b3 Be6 18. Rd3 c5 19. Qd2 Bf7 20. c4 e4 21. Rc3 d4 22. Rc2 e3 23. Qd3 Bg6 24. Qe2 d3 25. Qd1 Qd4 26. Rb2 d2+ 27. Qxd2 exd2+ 28. Rxd2 Qa1# 

[stuck kestrel]

thats what she said

[grim edge]

New world order is a very important thing

[mild apex]

get sleep

[grim edge]

We need new world order

[glossy radish]

oke

[stuck kestrel]

cool

[digital phoenix]

idk how to do it the kangaroo is on my computer

[grim edge]

We really do need new world order

[grim edge]

Yes

[haughty zinc]

I meant the upside down writing

[latent pebble]

White?

[grim edge]

We make Mickey Mouse the leader of the world

[torpid lintel]

Done

[grim edge]

We all should support Agenda 2030

[violet heath]

I played as white, yes

[latent pebble]

First mistake was playing 4 knights

[grim edge]

Support sustainable development, agenda 2030, democracy

[haughty zinc]

Honestly i hate 4N games

[grim edge]

hey, is it true that the king is safer in the middle (not the corners), in an endgame where there are no rooks or queens?

[haughty zinc]

I like 3N game

[grim edge]

Thats why you should stop playing e4

[latent pebble]

mid too

[grim edge]

Yes

[torpid lintel]

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[grim edge]

Play d4

[undone dove]

||Ok, it has democracy I won’t support|| no politics

[grim edge]

In corner it is easy to checkmate

d4>e4 imo

[grim edge]

I am not doing politics. I am doing economics

[haughty zinc]

It is true

[undone dove]

Not necessarily, it’s just in most situations, the king does more (in an endgame a king has >4 pawn value)

[grim edge]

Pawns are shit but at endgame they are a beast

[grim edge]

so, in most cases its safer to have your king not castled, in the middle when there are no queens?

[torpid lintel]

It's maybe depend

[haughty zinc]

Very much agreeeeee!!

[undone dove]

Not safer, absolutely not, but more useful if no danger

[grim edge]

Is it a sarcasm? Yes I think

[digital phoenix]

very rarely

[haughty zinc]

Pawns are weaker

But beast

At the same time

[grim edge]

how would i know in a game if its better to have my king castled, or not?

[stuck kestrel]

i dont know if its safer but its better to activate ur king in the endgame

[grim edge]

ty

[haughty zinc]

That is the typical endgame

[grim edge]

Pawns have literally no power and they will get stuck if there is opponent's Pawns standing next to yoir pawn

Pawns are an annoying shit