💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

how long is he muted for again?

[small hull]

why u so stressed about his IQ

[wintry forge]

Hes jealous

[grim edge]

He just kept spamming about how he has 140iq

[glossy radish]

whyd he block me

[grim edge]

Lmao you dont know me

[wintry forge]

It was one msg my friend 🗿

[restive storm]

He probably has the biggest fanbase in chess, but I guess some fanbases gotta have toxic members

[grim edge]

Welp fair eniugh i will stop bringing it up

[wintry forge]

I mean u can but u'll look bad

[hasty iris]

bro chess got so toxic in the last 3 years

[grim edge]

I guess

[topaz garden]

i reached 1100 in puzzles 🙂

[frail basin]

Anybody have suggestions for ways to better study an opening?

[hasty iris]

chessable

(not sponsored)

[wintry forge]

Blunder ur queen

[grim edge]

Play the bongcloud system

[frail basin]

That’s stupid.

[frail basin]

Doesn’t answer my question. I need to memorize two openings. The Czech benoni and Evans gambit

[grim edge]

That is the botez gambit hikatu used it in his speedrun

[frail basin]

Still. I don’t use the Botez gambit

[wintry forge]

Thats how i reached 225 elo at bench press

[frail basin]

I’m 1347 elo.

[restive storm]

A new attitude and style towards chess content recently
More dramatic expressions, emotions, speaking editing and just content in general because people need to be kept interested (Gotham is good at this)

[frail basin]

200 elo chess isn’t gonna get me far

[grim edge]

Welp if you are memorising then you are doing it wrong, also stay away from the benoni

[median scarab]

Wait why not memorise?

[hasty iris]

no anything that becomes super mainstream gets toxic

[frail basin]

The benoni is what I’ve been playing. I’m not about to change it again.

[wintry forge]

Yoo ma bruder thats nice we both 1300 🫂

[frail basin]

I’ve changed my repertoire too much this year. I can’t afford to change it again

[grim edge]

Welp fair enough, i am stuck the alekhine

[hasty iris]

anyone want to play btw? i can play anyone lower/higher elo doesnt matter

[grim edge]

Life is hard

[frail basin]

It could be worse

[grim edge]

Like what

[wintry forge]

You got one?

[median scarab]

Grob

[grim edge]

I am a medicine student

[frail basin]

Guatemala defense. Franco-hiva gambit

[grim edge]

So no

[frail basin]

Duras gambit

[wintry forge]

How much money u make in a month

[frail basin]

There’s so many worse openings than the benoni defense if you ask me

[restive storm]

This guy know like every gambit in existence

[median scarab]

Fr

[frail basin]

They are basic gambits. wdym

[median scarab]

I want a French gambit, you gambit your own King

[grim edge]

I am a student not a doctor, I don’t make money

[frail basin]

I’m already trying to find some new gambits that aren’t well known

[restive storm]

You know quite a lot of opening names

[frail basin]

ye, I find it entertaining ngl

[grim edge]

Muzio gambit is surprisingly effective

[frail basin]

That’s in the kings gambit

[median scarab]

Why would anyone play that

[latent pebble]

Bad cause gambits

[grim edge]

Ik it is just badass to sack the knight

[wintry forge]

Well im also a student and do make money and u still advising me to get a life damn

[median scarab]

Isn't that the worst gambit so far on move 2?

[quartz badger]

I trink so

[frail basin]

E4 E5 F4 Exf4 Nf3 G5 Bc4 G4 Castles. Gxf3 Qxf3 is the muzio gambit

[latent pebble]

1300s are bad you just keep playing gambits that are refuted

[frail basin]

I stick to three gambits dumbo

Evans, Nahkmanson, and Von popiel

[median scarab]

Evans Gambit?

[grim edge]

Welp yiu are not a medicine student and as i said no, i dont have a life and prob never will.

[frail basin]

Yes i play the evans

[median scarab]

Damn

[frail basin]

E4 E5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 B4 is the evans

[grim edge]

At least i will be called “doctor”

[latent pebble]

only play evans

[frail basin]

I remember I found the evans gambit on cc about two years ago in my seventh grade.

[latent pebble]

quit the other two

[frail basin]

No. I refuse to quit my other gambits

[wintry forge]

Damn.

[frail basin]

They compose my repertoire for white and I’m not changing my openings anymore.

I might add an opening, but I’m not removing any for the time being

[latent pebble]

Stay bad

[median scarab]

Hey I could technically learn that since that's the King's Pawn at the beginning

[latent pebble]

you’ve been playing for 3 years and you’re shit

[median scarab]

Except why would I play Bishop out before Knights

[hasty iris]

bruh why u say that

[frail basin]

I’ve only been studying seriously for 7 months

since January, I’ve made it my goal to reach higher elos

[latent pebble]

Cause he only plays bad gambits and is frustrated when he doesn’t do well

[frail basin]

I didn’t play for a majority of my 8th grade year, and my 7th grade year I didn’t even have a chess.com account

[grim edge]

We get it you are better than of us combined and the mere presence of your intellect spikes terror in the hearts of every chess player

[wintry forge]

Bro how u know all that and still 1300 like i only know the spanish with all variations and the scillian and carokan

[frail basin]

I’m not frustrated.

[median scarab]

Well that's still a lot

[frail basin]

Uxoricide. You are heavily mistaken if you think I’m frustrated

[latent pebble]

I’m bad lol

[grim edge]

Oh, welcome to the club.

[hasty iris]

bro knows every spanish line? impossible lol

[latent pebble]

I’m like really shit

[median scarab]

Ruy Lopez

[frail basin]

what’s your elo

[latent pebble]

I try my best 😅

[latent pebble]

I’m fnx

[frail basin]

You don’t try. You do or you don’t . That’s how life works

[grim edge]

Spanish language is easier than the Spanish opening

[hasty iris]

true

[median scarab]

Fide NasX

[frail basin]

I thought you were some different user

[wintry forge]

I love spanish

[hasty iris]

not even GM's can know every spanish line

they are too deep and too numerous

[median scarab]

Not even I know the opening at all

[latent pebble]

yeah idk why people don’t recognize me after the pfp change

[frail basin]

It’s the name

[median scarab]

Isn't it
e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Nf6 Nc3 Bb5?

[grim edge]

I am out of book by move. 3, dont ask how

[median scarab]

That's the beginning of the Spanish right

[wintry forge]

Nah i disagree spanish is easier and less variations than the fried liver it just takes time

[hasty iris]

KEKW

[brazen shadow]

any one beaten question master?

[hasty iris]

wait... there we go

[frail basin]

My name has been TheAldies or something like that since I joined discord back in January

[hasty iris]

ur trolling bro

[wintry forge]

Nah i got destroyed bro

[latent pebble]

I’ve had this name for a while now

[median scarab]

You've been on Discord only since January?? Gahdamn

[grim edge]

خيو شو الكاتبه بالبيو

[frail basin]

Welp I got back here two days ago so..

[brazen shadow]

go to chess talk i beaten him in idk 43 moves

[frail basin]

When you changed the name Fnx?

[median scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[hasty iris]

this is almost every variation and it's not deep

[frail basin]

I am reading this with how bad my vision is

[hasty iris]

nobody can read it cause nobody can know all the lines of the opening

[little root]

imagine playing gambits

[grim edge]

No it is just one gm level repertoire

[median scarab]

I ain't readding allat 🗣️ 🗣️

[frail basin]

I saw a really funny opening

[frail basin]

Read it all. There’s some good ones on there

[brazen shadow]

the kings gambit💀

[wintry forge]

فاهم الموضوع غلط

[median scarab]

Magnus Gambit

[frail basin]

The ponziani isn’t bad.

[median scarab]

I don't wanna be playing the Ruy Lopez though

[hasty iris]

it's the best opening

[frail basin]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Ruy-Lopez-Opening-Jaenisch-Dyckhoff-Variation

It’s a good opening

[median scarab]

What the

Dyckhoff Variation

[frail basin]

I’m gonna keep finding sus openings

[frail basin]

It’s pronounced die-Hoff

[grim edge]

شوي انت برضه منين

[median scarab]

Wh

[grim edge]

و كيف افهمه صح

[rich mason]

Ah, I do empathize with thy sentiment, my good interlocutor. Verily, the Ruy Lopez, a venerable opening in the realm of chess, may not align with thy current strategic inclinations. Shouldst thou seek an alternative course of action, perchance we could explore other opening gambits that better suit thy playing style and preferences. Fear not, for the chessboard holds myriad possibilities beyond the confines of the Ruy Lopez.

[frail basin]

Dirty minded

[median scarab]

Where's the logic

[frail basin]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Philidor-Defense-Nimzowitsch-Variation-Locock-Variation

[median scarab]

I should fr learn a gambit with white

[frail basin]

You can’t even say this one here.

[frail basin]

You want suggestions?

[wintry forge]

مصر hes the one who misunderstood

[steady crow]

aree servers down

[grim edge]

That's me in the corner

[median scarab]

I'm tired of always playing the same thing over and over again with the King's Pawn

[median scarab]

I'm down

[frail basin]

what opening you normally play?

[grim edge]

Oh, i am actually in egypt rn.

[steady crow]

andrea botez hikaru and levyrozman

[little root]

so dont play e5 as black, and dont play e4 as white, worked out very well for me

[rich mason]

Ah, indeed, the notion of acquiring a gambit with the white pieces doth beckon. 'Tis a daring and enterprising approach, forsooth! Embracing a gambit can bestow upon thee a tactical advantage, discomfiting thine adversary and initiating a spirited contest. I would be most delighted to assist thee in exploring various gambit openings, that thou mayest add an extra dimension to thy chess repertoire. Pray, share thy interest in specific gambits, and together we shall delve into the strategic intricacies of the noble game.

[steady crow]

goats]

[frail basin]

I can give you some gambits. Just tell me what opening you want it to be in

[median scarab]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Nf6 Nc3
4. Bc4 Bc5
5. O-O O-O

[brazen shadow]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/74704179?tab=analysis

[wintry forge]

Where in egypt

[white kindle]

bro I was live 💀

[small hull]

more like hikaru and his children LOL

[little root]

stop playing gambits, play solid devloping chess

[median scarab]

That's the basic plan at my level if I play white

[frail basin]

I do that with black

[median scarab]

If I play black it's a different story

[steady crow]

lol trye

[little root]

does your rating justify your need to always play gambits

[brazen shadow]

we want what we want

[worn ice]

masteratchess88 (1737) vs. QuestionMasterBot

Move List

1. c4 g6 2. e4 e5 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Qf6 6. Nb3 a5 7. Nc3 Bb4 8. Bd2 a4 9. Nd5 Qxb2 10. Nxc7+ Kd8 11. Rb1 Qe5 12. Nxa8 axb3 13. Qxb3 Qxe4+ 14. Kd1 Bxd2 15. Qb6+ Ke7 16. Kxd2 Kf8 17. Qb2 d5 18. Re1 Qf4+ 19. Kd1 d4 20. Nb6 Be6 21. Nd5 Qd6 22. Qxb7 Nge7 23. Rxe6 fxe6 24. Nxe7 Nxe7 25. Bd3 Kg7 26. Re1 Rf8 27. Re2 Rf6 28. Qe4 Qc5 29. Qe5 Qxe5 30. Rxe5 Rxf2 31. Rxe6 Nf5 32. Bxf5 Rxf5 33. Kc2 Rf2+ 34. Kd3 Rxa2 35. Re2 Ra8 36. Kxd4 Rd8+ 37. Kc3 Rc8 38. Kb4 g5 39. c5 g4 40. Rc2 Kf6 41. c6 Kf5 42. c7 g3 43. hxg3 Kg4 44. Ka5 Kxg3 45. Kb6 Kg4 46. Rc5 Kf4 47. Kb7 Rh8 48. Rh5 Kg4 49. Rc5 Kg3 50. Rc3+ Kf4 51. Rc5 Kg3 52. c8=Q Rxc8 53. Kxc8 Kg4 54. Rc7 h6 55. Rg7+ Kf5 56. g4+ Kf6 57. Rg8 Kf7 58. Rh8 Kg6 59. Rg8+ Kf7 60. Rd8 Ke6 61. Rh8 Kf6 62. Rxh6+ Kg5 63. Rh8 Kxg4 64. Kd7 Kf5 65. Kd6 Ke4 66. Rh4+ Ke3 67. Kd5 Kf3 68. Ke5 Ke3 69. Rh3+ Kf2 70. Ke4 Kg2 71. Rf3 Kg1 72. Ke3 Kg2 73. Ke2 Kg1 74. Rg3+ Kh1 75. Kf2 Kh2 76. Rf3 Kh1 77. Rh3# 

[steady crow]

so it went down

[frail basin]

I’m 1347 elo

[grim edge]

Bruh what is this doxxing, شرقيه

[white kindle]

yes

[pastel heron]

is chess.com down?

[digital phoenix]

no it doesnt

[frail basin]

I’m not connecting my main account to discord

[median scarab]

I don't play e5 as black

[digital phoenix]

but if u like it it is what it id

[grim edge]

Lichess is better anyway

[median scarab]

In fact, I have two openings as black to counter the main ones generally

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-fox-coffee-coffee-furry-foxfox-gif-27187755

[frail basin]

What would those be?

[hybrid swallow]

morninn

[median scarab]

King's Pawn and Queen's Pawn

[hasty iris]

FBI OPEN UP

[dapper herald]

What the

[pastel heron]

Cap

[digital phoenix]

i dont even have a counter to d4 i just nf6 e6 d5 c5 and then i play normally

[small hull]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eeR_yxMh_RI?feature=share

[rich mason]

Pray, doth anyone amongst this gathering partake in the noble game of chess? Verily, I am eager to engage in discourse and camaraderie with fellow enthusiasts of this venerable pastime. Should any among ye be inclined towards the art of strategic warfare upon the checkered battlefield, do come forth and let us converse in the realm of chess.

[pastel heron]

For studying lichess maybe but opponents wise chess.com >>

[median scarab]

Le Caro-Kann if white plays King's Pawn and the rest I use the King's Indian Defence

[digital phoenix]

his

[wintry forge]

I found free opening and gambits there just for damn free

[grim edge]

I just resign after d4

[frail basin]

Interesting. I’d suggest the Vienna gambit

[digital phoenix]

d4 is fine if bf4 then resign

[flat kraken]

Andrea, the last genderbender 💀

[median scarab]

Is that for black or white

[untold rain]

servers lagging?

[frail basin]

I’ve seen this before.

[median scarab]

Ik the Vienna is for white

[frail basin]

It’s for white.

[pastel heron]

nah just play e6 b6 lol against d4 easy setup

[median scarab]

Oh ok

[flint sorrel]

Queens gambit is the best opening in the game

[hasty iris]

so apparently we can paste youtube links now? mods asleep 👀

[small hull]

pov: your chess skills aint cutting it so you cut back to prehistoric methods to make it on the internet

[median scarab]

Yeah I'll defo look into that, just not rn considering I'm omw to work

[flat kraken]

You can’t play the French against d4 though

[digital phoenix]

my strategy is to just get rid of that f4 bishop as fast as i can

[frail basin]

Horwitz defense

[flat kraken]

Which isn’t the French

[median scarab]

The French is literally only against 1. e4 lmao

[frail basin]

Gotcha mate.

[pastel heron]

e6 b6 is not french lol

[hasty iris]

it's possible to end up in a similar structure

[frail basin]

Transpositions.

[little root]

[median scarab]

Otherwise it's just not called the French

[pastel heron]

yeah

[frail basin]

French Revolution

[flat kraken]

e4 e6 d4 b6 is a variation bozo

[flint sorrel]

only NPCS play french,pirc,horwitz you are breaking one of the most important chess principles CENTER

[fiery beacon]

I'm at my personal peak

[median scarab]

Ah yes, transpose 1. h4 h5 into a French Defence on move 2

[dapper herald]

Im surprised

[hybrid swallow]

I mean
Chess.com is literally making us pay money for puzzles while lichess gives for free
Sure cc has better bots but only if you pay premium
but like
Lichess offer the same resources that cc does but for free so I wonder which is the better really

[latent pebble]

Horwitz not bad

[small hull]

sound ismuteD\

[frail basin]

We don’t care about those. French is fun and tactical

[pastel heron]

yeah but there ur including e4 bro im talking bout facing london setup

[frail basin]

Ik 😄

[hasty iris]

i play french

[median scarab]

Advance French

[pastel heron]

well players wise chess.com way better

[frail basin]

Modern over pirc any day

[fiery beacon]

I spotted an insane move last game where I could only find one sequence of moves that wasn't mate

[flat kraken]

Then that’s horwitz or something but its not the French is they don’t play d4

[flint sorrel]

i have at least 1k games with it and i can assure you that its boring af+ they take center

[dapper herald]

I Just watched a game where white sacrifices EVERYTHING and wins

[digital phoenix]

ikr pirc is so bad

[frail basin]

Fr it is

[little root]

why do you say so

[median scarab]

What

[frail basin]

I hate the exchange French so much.

[fiery beacon]

I thought it was a good move but when I looked in the analysis board I realized it was a really good move

[flint sorrel]

or knight variation

[digital phoenix]

the whole position is gone

[frail basin]

I turn it into a Taimanov sicillian at that point

[little root]

damn

[digital phoenix]

also when good players play pirc against me they die which means its bad

[fiery beacon]

because either black lost their knight for free or they got mated in a couple of moves

[hasty iris]

wrong tho i basically only play the french

[median scarab]

Me when

1. e4 e6
2. d4 d5
3. exd5

[flat kraken]

Where did the kingside go

[flint sorrel]

i like Rubinstein

[fiery beacon]

They chose the mate option

[frail basin]

I don’t even care about playing against the wing gambit. I just wanna play something exciting

[little root]

gms play it tho

[hasty iris]

u are constantly fighting for centre squares

[flint sorrel]

rubinstein french is so fun

[frail basin]

I hated it when 1200 elo players did that

[hybrid swallow]

Fide rating wise lichess iis more accurate

[frail basin]

I haven’t played against it but I might try to learn it

[digital phoenix]

tf are u on

[median scarab]

Man to everyone who plays the French, pay respect to your light-squared Bishop

[little root]

lmao

[median scarab]

Lmao

[little root]

thats not even true

[frail basin]

I am a French and Taimanov player atm

[flint sorrel]

its kinda annoying if they chase ur queen but its fun

[median scarab]

Why tho

[frail basin]

It’s fun.

[hybrid swallow]

at lower rates yes

[hasty iris]

push a and b pawns and go Ba6 it's playable sometimes

[frail basin]

I use the Taimanov sicillian to escape the Knight French

[median scarab]

Hollup lemme see what the Taimanov is

[hybrid swallow]

maybe not gm level

[frail basin]

It’s in the sicillian defense

[digital phoenix]

no it isnt

lichess is the most inflated shit

[opaque arrow]

Sub go boom

[frail basin]

I owe my buddy bong for inspiring me to play the Taimanov sicillian

[latent pebble]

You’re bad

[hybrid swallow]

but like most 800's in cc are like 1100 in reality

[pastel heron]

for e6 b6 setup against london literally a sample line which u can play against london everytime is: d4 b6 Bf4 Bb7 e3 e6 Nf3 f5 Nbd2 Nf6 Bd3 Bd6 if Bxd6 then cxd6 otherwise if Bg3 O-O c3 Nc6 O-O, ideas include Qe8 to go Qg6/Qh5 Ne4 opening up rook on f-file and then try to go for same side attack

[latent pebble]

what’s your lichess lasagna

[digital phoenix]

no theyre not

[frail basin]

Old benoni and Englund are the Anti London

[median scarab]

I saw, that sh!t be reminding me of the Caro-Kann fr

[pastel heron]

i mean sure but chess.com opponents are just better usually

[digital phoenix]

lasagnax65

[median scarab]

I forgot what variation though

[hasty iris]

inflation doesnt exist. it's just a different rating system

[pastel heron]

neither of which are good tho

[digital phoenix]

i gave up antichess so im no longer top 200

[frail basin]

ik

[pastel heron]

lol

[frail basin]

Fun chess if you ask me.

[hybrid swallow]

Benoni is good

[median scarab]

It's the one where it goes 1. e4 c6
2. d4 Nc3

[frail basin]

Yea

[hybrid swallow]

easy to equalize

[median scarab]

Idk the name

[latent pebble]

2358 rapid trash real

[hybrid swallow]

but very positional

[pastel heron]

yeah but none of that works 1600+ blitz chess.com

[frail basin]

I might get another better D4 opening

[pastel heron]

eh its alright

[frail basin]

Benko Gambit.

[pastel heron]

you give white a big white center

[median scarab]

The Londo--

[digital phoenix]

best caro counter known to man

[frail basin]

Benko and Benoni are nice openings if you ask me

[hybrid swallow]

but you have massive control over the dark squares

[flat kraken]

Is that the napoleon or something

[charred surge]

E

[digital phoenix]

goldman

[old thistle]

You are probably the only player above 2k who plays Goldman Caro

[frail basin]

I was wanting to play that

I’ve seen the Goldman caro before

[old thistle]

Why play Goldman when you can play Fantasy

[digital phoenix]

theres this trap if u take knight u die

[pastel heron]

yeah but just feel like its a very nice playable position for white

[median scarab]

What the hell is this

[frail basin]

No. Goldman looks more fun ngl

[pastel heron]

benko on the other hand is very good and tactical at times

[old thistle]

Smh

[hybrid swallow]

same for black

[median scarab]

Dude I haven't played against the Fantasy yet and I'm thankful for that

[frail basin]

Tactical is fine with me. I was wanting to learn it but I have to master the Benoni first

[median scarab]

This sh!t scares me

[hybrid swallow]

you just play for e-file and the b5 square

[pastel heron]

but can u even play benko if white plays quick Nc3 disallowing any of that?

[frail basin]

Benoni is my goto opening against D4

[digital phoenix]

+2

[frail basin]

Simple development then

[old thistle]

Only insane people take the knight

[pastel heron]

ig

[pastel heron]

hm

[hybrid swallow]

a 2000 playng that?

[median scarab]

Play Qf5 fr

[frail basin]

I play white as a Gambiteer, and Black tactically

[worn blaze]

helo

[frail basin]

I’ve seen other variations that could arise from D4 Nf6

[digital phoenix]

best opening

[pastel heron]

well against Nf6 play Bg5

[hybrid swallow]

I meant as black

[frail basin]

Tromposky. I dislike playing against that. The tromposky is the whole reason I played the old Benoni for some time

[digital phoenix]

oh theres only a few who pushed the pawn and even fewer who took the knight

[pastel heron]

tbh best defense imo against dutch is d4 f5 Qd3 with going for immediate g4 h3 sacking

[frail basin]

The tromposky is horrifying.

[pastel heron]

Oh lmao

[frail basin]

The tromposky is scary to play against

[median scarab]

Man I should learn the Dutch

[pastel heron]

yeah fair enough

[median scarab]

Looks fun

[flat kraken]

Nothing is scary if you don’t know any other theory

[pastel heron]

Learn d4 f5 Qd3 its actually mad fun

[frail basin]

Dutch is cool. Lizard lady played the Leningrad dutch for about 10 years by now

[median scarab]

Everything is scary if you don't know theory

[frail basin]

Real

[median scarab]

Jesus

[flint sorrel]

chess isnt fun chess is just losing 450k brain cells after every game

[frail basin]

Yep

[median scarab]

And I've only been playing seriously for a couple of months

Lmao

[low sable]

just ke4 after bishop attacks you seems okay

[pastel heron]

any second good move black plays on move 2 after d4 f4 Qd3 play g4 p much except for g6 where u play h4

[flat kraken]

I’m 1850 rapid and I still don’t know what I am doing in the opening

[frail basin]

Why king E4?

How is that even legal?

[median scarab]

1. e4 e5
2. Kxe8#

[flint sorrel]

how tf do i fight against d4 d5 fried liver

i cant block with a paen

[frail basin]

I don’t know man

[hazy pewter]

school starts at 7:07
My clock:

[flint sorrel]

they always crush me

[flat kraken]

What is d4 d5 fried liver

[median scarab]

Bongcloud: F*ck the opposing King variation

[pastel heron]

whats that

[flint sorrel]

looks like fried liver but knight is on queen side threatening fork

[old thistle]

Someone people know almost nothing which leads to not being scared at all

[pastel heron]

only heard of fried liver in e4

[median scarab]

A fried liver against d4?

[frail basin]

Tromposky is horrifying

[flat kraken]

You mean the joe mama London?

[pastel heron]

you mean something like jobava london?

[frail basin]

Yes indeed. Idk how it would work

[flint sorrel]

idk

[old thistle]

I never had trouble against it so far idk

[median scarab]

That's called being 100 elo

[viscid jacinth]

sooo i am going to face reveal rn

[flint sorrel]

its guaranteed material loss when they do that

[viscid jacinth]

Good luck surviving

[flint sorrel]

i cant do anything

[flat kraken]

d4 d5 Bf4 e6 Nc3?

[frail basin]

I’ve nearly beaten a 2000 elo player without knowing the theory behind it. That should say enough right there

[bright glade]

why

[median scarab]

Joke's on you, I'm already dead

[frail basin]

It’s legit one of the best attacks out there for white

[viscid jacinth]

funny reactions

[old thistle]

I thought my daily opponent blundered a piece but he would find a nice way to fork king and queen if I take

[digital phoenix]

the 2k mustve been shit

[frail basin]

fr

[fiery beacon]

I'm at my alltime peak rn

[old thistle]

Can you play it against me? I want to see how you play it

[old thistle]

Good job

[frail basin]

mk. I can try to replicate it.

[buoyant scaffold]

How do you find a game that you've disconnected from?

[frail basin]

Just send me the match request in DMS

[flat kraken]

Archive?

[fiery beacon]

379. It's not much but it's the best I've ever been and I'm proud of it

[flat kraken]

I agree roadkill is delicious

[old thistle]

Go to the game archive and select lost by abandonment

[median scarab]

That's supposed to be scary?

[flint sorrel]

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bf4 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bf5 5. Nb5 * this is what im talking abt

[median scarab]

Aldies what are you on about

[flint sorrel]

i somehow cant play the moves in my head so i used lichess

[old thistle]

Nc6 already questionable

[flat kraken]

Right the joe mama London

[frail basin]

Tromposky attack

[median scarab]

This doesn't look scary

[flint sorrel]

when i try to imagine chess board in my head its all blurry

[flat kraken]

I actually don’t know it’s legit name

[pastel heron]

Why are u playing Nc6 on move 2???

[frail basin]

Trust me it is

[flint sorrel]

move order doesnt need to be the same

[old thistle]

So do we play?

[median scarab]

Either it's because I don't know the theory behind it or I'm 700

[frail basin]

Yea

[flint sorrel]

idk how to stop this shii

impossible

[old thistle]

Still you don't want the knight in front of the c pawn in Queen's pawn positions usually

[pastel heron]

No as in Nc6 is vv inaccurate dont play it at all until u first push c pawn to c5

[flat kraken]

As white or black

[viscid jacinth]

Dont put me on dark web pwease

[old thistle]

Is that you?

[raven dock]

[flint sorrel]

black

[viscid jacinth]

||maybe||

[bright glade]

why the long face

[pastel heron]

after d4 d5 Nf3 play c5 or e6

[old thistle]

I thought you are 13

[flint sorrel]

2 very nice guys will come for you

[viscid jacinth]

My bad i will make it short

[old thistle]

Nf6 also

[raven dock]

wdym maybe, bro doesnt even know if its him

[viscid jacinth]

I am 15 dude

[old thistle]

Oh that makes more sense. My bad

[flat kraken]

Then don’t be a dimwit playing Nc6 without c5 and find a way to quickly make room for Rc8, c6 or Bd6

[pastel heron]

yeah

[viscid jacinth]

@old thistle remove timeout from nk btw

[buoyant scaffold]

It doesn't show up

[raven dock]

lol wll ngl 13 or 15 arent that far too , quite reasonable

[flint sorrel]

can u guys play the moves in ur head???

[median scarab]

You look like you're in your early 20's

[old thistle]

I already talked to him in DMs a lot :)

[raven dock]

who timeouted him lol

[flint sorrel]

without board

[pastel heron]

yes those were like 5 moves lmao

[median scarab]

Timeouted

[viscid jacinth]

and what

[old thistle]

[raven dock]

you did?

[sacred sigil]

After selling all my 1k tktok accs I'm thinking of getting a promo code card and spending em on chess.com

[bright glade]

ban scipio for doing his job

[old thistle]

He will have to sit it out until it is over

[raven dock]

no

[frail basin]

Scipio, are you going to send the chess game?

[flint sorrel]

i cant even imagine the chess board idk why

[old thistle]

Yes

[old thistle]

Sure

[frail basin]

whatever it’s called on cc.

[median scarab]

Yeah but I generally don't have a clear sight of where the pieces can go

[sacred sigil]

Anything for chess lmao

[raven dock]

.. sometime happened while I was busy doing exams?

[hasty iris]

lost 86 rating

[flat kraken]

Git gud 🤡

[viscid jacinth]

A !weIcome message doesn't seem to make up for a 1 day timeout

[pastel heron]

lol just play more, ive been playing for 4-5 years now

[frail basin]

mk. I feel like seeing how I play an opening I have no clue about

[old thistle]

https://play.chess.com/hB7fe

[viscid jacinth]

Its not textwalling

[old thistle]

This is the second time he abused thr command

[viscid jacinth]

he did say that he thought it wouldn't work

[median scarab]

What if

[pastel heron]

been playing for 4-5 years yet still a 1800 uscf how sad for me

[median scarab]

I watch the game

[viscid jacinth]

And also he used it one time and i am pretty sure it cant be a textwall or spam

[raven dock]

what does welcome command do ?

[median scarab]

Welcome people

[old thistle]

Are you in the game? Because I am not

[viscid jacinth]

It welcomes

[frail basin]

I am.

[raven dock]

like new people?

[frail basin]

Go back to the site so I can create the game

[viscid jacinth]

Yep

[supple imp]

Scipio want to play a few blitz games?

[old thistle]

He used it 3 times. Only for trolling

[frail basin]

I can send you a game request through CC

[old thistle]

Pls do

[old thistle]

Later

[viscid jacinth]

in a row or

[raven dock]

how do you abuse that command maybe spam?

[old thistle]

Yes

[supple imp]

but I won't want to later

[viscid jacinth]

He didnt told me that

[old thistle]

K

[hazy pewter]

10/10 pawn

[viscid jacinth]

That he used !weIcome 3 times in 2 minutes

[grim edge]

Chess 2 pawn leaked

[old thistle]

I already discussed this with him

[supple imp]

Thicc pawn

[old thistle]

Every time he uses it, it is only trolling

[raven dock]

nice pawn, would definitely play with it OTB

[hazy pewter]

Soulmate found

[viscid jacinth]

1 hour timeout would be way reasonable

Than 1 day

[old thistle]

As I said he already trolled with the command before. Last time he got 1h time out and didn't learn

[mild apex]

scipio hewo

[viscid jacinth]

hmph ok

@gentle steppe you lose

[old thistle]

Hi :)

[viscid jacinth]

!weIcome doesn't works smh smh

[median scarab]

Lame

[viscid jacinth]

Lame fr

[median scarab]

I can't even welcome people and be nice what the sh!t

https://tenor.com/view/mario-crying-in-rain-on-steps-gif-26386591

[viscid jacinth]

Truly

Sonic.exe cant even be nice

[median scarab]

Fr

[tawdry sluice]

Rap vs uh

[viscid jacinth]

Rap vs jazz

[supple imp]

Sonic why you playing rapid?

[tawdry sluice]

rapping vs ....

[supple imp]

Isn't your whole thing 'got to go fast'

[viscid jacinth]

Rapid means fast

Bozo

[supple imp]

But rapid chess is slow

[flat kraken]

Guys I don’t wanna get anything on myself but Google search Colza (it’s just a plant)

[median scarab]

No one:
Sonic playing Chess: Bullet 0.1|0

[supple imp]

He should be playing ultrabullet

[supple imp]

Fr

[median scarab]

Ik it is

No need to look it up

[supple imp]

What is it?

[flat kraken]

A plant

[median scarab]

Wait it's a flower

Or not

Dude what am I saying

[grim edge]

hi chat

[median scarab]

bye chat

[grim edge]

[median scarab]

I'm kidding, sup calliope

[viscid jacinth]

Oh my

[flat kraken]

How do I refund my 100 blitz elo I lost from skill issue

[grim edge]

u dont

[flat kraken]

What impossible

[mild apex]

yes

[median scarab]

"That's the neat part, you don't."

[grim edge]

what the SH!T 😭

[median scarab]

Ikr

[grim edge]

thats so what the sharkle merry 😭

spamming a command to be annoying is super what the sh!t and totally isnt explained that spamming ISNT allowed

[flat kraken]

I’ve gone crazy from trying to push back to 1800 and am now just stealing memes from people who steal memes

[latent pebble]

Is NK still muted lol @viscid jacinth

[median scarab]

You got a license for that?

[hazy pewter]

Chess 2 bishop(according to chat gpt)
/
/
/
\ /
\ /
/

[flat kraken]

I’ve done this for years the authorities can never keep up with me :)))))))

[median scarab]

If anything make it a damn cross idfk, what is this 😭

[median scarab]

Ah sh!t

[grim edge]

Now wait a minute

[flat kraken]

According to some sources I found, it could’ve been worse

[median scarab]

It's been a minute, now what?

[grim edge]

chocalate yumm

[flat kraken]

Now that’s certainly something I can shove up my a-

[median scarab]

Dude what, these look like some guy that makes models made these for the Nintendo 64 😭

[flat kraken]

Ps1 chess exactly

[median scarab]

Lmao

[dim zephyr]

What's up chess people

[solar vessel]

I quit the game

[median scarab]

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a Snake

[grim edge]

whats a chess

[solar vessel]

I’ll die if I play more chess

[old thistle]

GG

[median scarab]

The sky

[dim zephyr]

Chess☕

[median scarab]

Why

[hazy pewter]

Queen chess 2 piece [maybe inappropriate]

[median scarab]

Okay I can actually see it for this

[dim zephyr]

Chess is chess

[dim zephyr]

[frail basin]

Gg Scipio

[solar vessel]

I play too much

[frail basin]

Did I do ok that match?

[grim edge]

bro wth is that

[frail basin]

I messed up in the endgame. One move and I messed up

[solar vessel]

Ever since I started regularly going to clubs and tourneys I’ve become consumed

[undone glacier]

;ol

[hazy pewter]

Guess the piece!

[dim zephyr]

Bro did him dirty

[flat kraken]

Welcome to hell

[grim edge]

pawn underpromoted to pawn

[frail basin]

Scipio, do you think I did well that match?

[old thistle]

You played the opening well. In the middle game you didn't really react to my ideas and didn't try to simplify into a better endgame

[dim zephyr]

Bishop?

[flat kraken]

Unemployed McDonald’s employee who just got mugged

[hazy pewter]

||Donald trump||

[old thistle]

You did play well

[median scarab]

Mr. Beast

[frail basin]

I didn’t see the ideas ngl. I didn’t think of capturing the pawn in the endgame with the queen

[median scarab]

Tf

[frail basin]

I saw the attacking ideas. I didn’t know how to respond since I didn’t consider

[flat kraken]

I do see the similarities

[dim zephyr]

Why is Trump sad

[median scarab]

I don't

[hazy pewter]

Joe got reelected

[median scarab]

This thing's black

[frail basin]

Ty for the feedback. This will help me to improve a lot more.

[flat kraken]

He lost the 2036 election

[dim zephyr]

I geuss

[median scarab]

And I'm winning the 2069 election

[dim zephyr]

Bro is in the future 💀

[dim zephyr]

Fun fact :
People born in 2000
Will be 69yrs old in 2069

[old thistle]

Try to use more of your time in the future. You still had a lot of time left when the game ended

[frail basin]

I know exactly where I messed up.

[median scarab]

[flat kraken]

Oh no I just disclosed confidential informations (quandale dingle is going to win btw)

[lament jacinth]

RUNNN ITS SCIPIO

[frail basin]

Move 30 was the key moment in the game

[hazy pewter]

Guess the chess piece! ||upsidedown queen||

[median scarab]

Rook

[hazy pewter]

Nop

[median scarab]

Damn it

[frail basin]

I had a winning endgame. I need to work on looking at all possible moves

[median scarab]

Hi crazy

[queen canyon]

dad joke

[frail basin]

I’ma logoff for the night. Cya guys

[median scarab]

Sh!t takes too much time fr

[median scarab]

Gn

[frail basin]

fr. It does but it pays off in the end

[median scarab]

Wtaf

[queen canyon]

lmao

[flat kraken]

I’m going crazy from covid quarantine I’m laughing at my own memes

Aw and I’m getting banned

[median scarab]

Dude wtf a ladybug landed on my phone

[flat kraken]

I need to post more neutral memes

[queen canyon]

why would you get banned

[median scarab]

Hornicorns

[cosmic lily]

The only thing that lands on my phone is bird shit 💀 💀 😭 😭

[graceful lintel]

Hi

[median scarab]

Hi

[graceful lintel]

Hry

[median scarab]

Damn

[hazy pewter]

Uhhh

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[cosmic lily]

Bro got a lil too excited

[hazy pewter]

Its

[median scarab]

Chess board

[hazy pewter]

Amazing

[median scarab]

Ikr

[frigid hollow]

I am actually trash at any time ctrl other than rapid💀

[median scarab]

Same

[graceful lintel]

How to report people who r being rude and cursing in chess.com chat

[fiery beacon]

I thought I had a genius 1million iq move because it sacrificed a bishop to win a free queen but chess.com said it was an "inaccuracy"

[cosmic lily]

I quit chess but I still talk here because yes

[fiery beacon]

then it gave me a great for winning the free queen

[grim edge]

what is a chess

[cosmic lily]

Idk I just know that I'm garbaeg at it🗿

[grim edge]

bxb

[hazy pewter]

Chess board by chatgpt:
a b c d e f g h
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8 ┃♜ │ ♞ │ ♝ │ ♛ │ ♚ │ ♝ │ ♞ │ ♜ ┃ 8
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7 ┃♟ │ ♟ │ ♟ │ ♟ │ ♟ │ ♟ │ ♟ │ ♟ ┃ 7
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6 ┃ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ┃ 6
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5 ┃ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ┃ 5
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4 ┃ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ┃ 4
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3 ┃ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ┃ 3
┃━┿━━┿━━┿━━┿━━┿━━┿━━┿━━┫
2 ┃♙ │ ♙ │ ♙ │ ♙ │ ♙ │ ♙ │ ♙ │ ♙ ┃ 2
┃━┿━━┿━━┿━━┿━━┿━━┿━━┿━━┫
1 ┃♖ │ ♘ │ ♗ │ ♕ │ ♔ │ ♗ │ ♘ │ ♖ ┃ 1
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
a b c d e f g h

[fiery beacon]

Ah I didn't see that

well he didn't play that anyways

[median scarab]

Bxd3

[median scarab]

F*cking blind lmao

[fiery beacon]

We're both blind lol

[frigid hollow]

do you guys have final exams?

[fiery beacon]

It paid off lmao

[median scarab]

What's the rating

[lyric moss]

e4

[frigid hollow]

what class lmao

[solar vessel]

Why is the chess.com engine so shit

[hazy pewter]

Pawn by chat gpt
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[median scarab]

Drunk ChatGPT

[frigid hollow]

yeah i cant wait to have fun in calculus😀 🔫

[median scarab]

Imagine having exams

[frigid hollow]

its over😭

[supple imp]

Calculas is easy

[cosmic lily]

Waht is calculsu💀 💀 😭

[median scarab]

What is

[frigid hollow]

teacher diff

[hazy pewter]

Queen and king by chatgpt

[charred surge]

!welcome 🫶

[stable jungle]

Hey @supple imp, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[hearty mural]

calculus is solved and chess isn't, so chess is harder than calculus

[supple imp]

What are you talking about I'm talking about maths

[frigid hollow]

fair nuff

[cosmic lily]

What is math

[charred surge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @sturdy swan, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[supple imp]

I've been in this server for over a year

[charred surge]

Yet you aren't connected?

[regal geyser]

Beer can

[supple imp]

I was but then they removed it

[charred surge]

Ohh mb

[cosmic lily]

I done got 7/10 at chemistry

[supple imp]

Only a 7/10

[cosmic lily]

You know what that means

[hazy pewter]

16 bit pawn (by chatgpt)
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[frigid hollow]

brah

[graceful lintel]

ඞ

[supple imp]

Don't be a coward don't report him

[hazy pewter]

Nope chat gpt

[charred surge]

<@&745328830649991179> help this man report the dude that told him this

[cosmic lily]

Say my name

[frigid hollow]

pawnis

[supple imp]

You guys are so lame

[viscid jacinth]

Yep

[lyric moss]

Huh?? (there was nothing on g4 . _.)

[hazy pewter]

8bit pawn (by chatgpt)
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Oh it f’d up

[charred surge]

Bro not funny anymore

[crystal cloud]

are these positions theoretical draw or something? because despite engine saying +4.2 I followed the top engine move for like 40 extra move for nothing

[cosmic lily]

It's just a 6899999 moves long gaem

[crystal cloud]

what is that?

[neon musk]

Check tablebase

[supple imp]

Sac the bishop for the pawn cause 99% of players don't know hoe to mate with knight and bishop

[crystal cloud]

no I was white

[cosmic lily]

What is mate 💀

[frigid hollow]

checkmate?

[bleak bear]

how do i fall asleep?

[supple imp]

Well can you mate with bishop and knight?

[hazy pewter]

High definition pawn

[supple imp]

Looks like a door

[cosmic lily]

That look like a pill💀 🗿

[lyric moss]

or a mirror

[old thistle]

@graceful lintel Click on their profile to report them

[supple imp]

Lame

[exotic anvil]

Man, I can't win a single game of chess

[hazy pewter]

“Iron deficiency”
O
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[fiery beacon]

I'm so close eeee

[old thistle]

Chill with the chatGPT stuff

[frigid hollow]

do a one bit pawn

[hazy pewter]

■

[frigid hollow]

lol

[hazy pewter]

I asked for a pawn again
.-.
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Yeah ai is taking over

[mild apex]

whats that?

[rugged jacinth]

Hello

[median scarab]

This looks like a bottle

[digital kayak]

Yeah that’s not a pawn

[rugged jacinth]

This channel is interestingly ded

[median scarab]

Didn't know Chess.com #💬〡general-off-topic could die

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-dead-chat-xd-gif-19751064

[clear night]

Yo

Anyone have link to chessnerd discord?

[digital phoenix]

actually savage

[clear night]

Something tells me that you are rated 401 in blitz

[median scarab]

Wow, a Bishop move

[bright glade]

i needed 10 seconds to see whats the king and whos the queen

[old thistle]

Bozo

[clear night]

Ded chat

[old thistle]

It's a very cool piece set

[median scarab]

I use this one too wtf

[bright glade]

i thought the king was on d7 and i was like whats so special about blundering the bishop

[median scarab]

Hell nah I gotta change

[clear night]

Are you the stereotypical discord mod type?

[bright glade]

whats the stereotypical discord mod?

are you the stereotypical troll?

[small hull]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

[median scarab]

Are you the stereotypical Chess player

[bright glade]

maybe, maybe not

[clear night]

The fat guy with beard on his thighs who vapes bubble gum at the age of 40 and showers once an year when the server shuts down.

[median scarab]

Reddit mod

[bright glade]

nope

[old thistle]

You couldn't be more wrong

[dull pond]

https://play.chess.com/eJXbN

play

[clear night]

Why is lichess hated here?

[dull pond]

https://play.chess.com/eJXbN

[bright glade]

scipio is a youthful human who spends his days at uni

[clear night]

Lichess supports chess.com but cc doesn't

[median scarab]

I still can't get around the fact Scipio's pfp isn't a random anime woman but the male protagonist of Black/White

[old thistle]

Lichess is the competition of chess.com. Of course we don't allow lichess links here...

[dull pond]

https://play.chess.com/eJXbN

[bright glade]

as someone else once said
"You wouldn't bring McDonalds happy meals to a Wendy would you?"

[median scarab]

I would

[old thistle]

Open your eyes smh

[median scarab]

I swear they're open 😭

[clear night]

I asked the McDonalds for direction to the nearest burger king and the guy actually gave them to me.

[digital phoenix]

good observation

[median scarab]

Dude 4 minutes

That has got to be some kind of record on this server

[compact mantle]

Anyone tryna play sum rapid

[crystal jewel]

hi

[glossy radish]

hi

[covert finch]

Man i love winning

[mild apex]

hewo

[glossy radish]

moo

[covert finch]

Moo

[glossy radish]

mooo

[sharp galleon]

møøøø

[glossy radish]

mooooo

[sharp galleon]

beef

[mild apex]

meow

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

gotta get that beef

cheeseborger

[verbal marsh]

pork

[glossy radish]

[placid stone]

pikachu

thats not how u get a life-

[glossy radish]

hm

[placid stone]

thats the opposite

[grim edge]

YO SHIT PI

[verbal marsh]

Get a life through NORD VPN

[covert finch]

Eat milk

[glossy radish]

drink rice

[verbal marsh]

PAIMON

[placid stone]

HOI POOPY

[grim edge]

SHIT PIEEEEEE

[crisp marsh]

Mak

[covert finch]

What the hell

[placid stone]

POOPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[digital phoenix]

What the hell

[glossy radish]

wth

[grim edge]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[placid stone]

What the hell

[digital phoenix]

What the hell

[placid stone]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[glossy radish]

hi

[placid stone]

hi

[grim edge]

americans when they meet each other overseas, probably:

[crisp marsh]

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[grim edge]

CRISTO RONELDO SEWEYYY

[digital phoenix]

bit chilly for a friday morning aint it mate

[verbal marsh]

CHRISTIAN RONALD

[digital phoenix]

put the shrimp on the barbie ay

[grim edge]

[crisp marsh]

SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NOTHINGS GONNA STOP ME

[verbal marsh]

Uhhh

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-goodbye-krill-goodbye-krill-world-suicide-lober-gif-26900795

[nimble niche]

I am trash at chess

[grim edge]

dont cook paimon :C

[verbal marsh]

Emergency food vs friend 🧐

[glossy radish]

moo

[grim edge]

im your best travelling companion

[verbal marsh]

Yup

[verbal marsh]

One and only 😐

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/paimon-clapping-clap-happy-paimon-clap-gif-18741726

[sacred sigil]

Bro my brother made me misclick and blundered me the game I punched him in the nose and he started bleeding tbh he deserves it lmao

[verbal marsh]

Where aether or lumine

[nimble niche]

damn imagine caring about chess

[sacred sigil]

I'm reopening my business just to afford chess.com premium

[mild apex]

He resigned at this point, but i hope he do Bxa6

[nimble niche]

sheepio

[rocky wyvern]

🫥💀

[sacred sigil]

I hate him so much rn

They went to the hospital too

[rocky wyvern]

bru

no comment

[full folio]

Never seen someone proud to have punched their little brother

[median scarab]

Dude killed him for a Chess game

[sacred sigil]

Fr

[verbal marsh]

Me whos the youngest sibling

[full folio]

It’s like those weird dudes who abuse their pets and think they’re an alpha for it

[sacred sigil]

He didn't die tho

[grim edge]

me whos the middle child

[sacred sigil]

Imma go for training in a bit

[full folio]

Yeah but you’re weird if you’re proud of it

[mild apex]

hewo cal

[sacred sigil]

I ain't

[full folio]

Oh alr, seemed like you were

[grim edge]

ellloooo

[sacred sigil]

No I'm mad af

[verbal marsh]

Istg youngest child is stereotyped as golden child but that is true only until like age 10 and oldest child is golden

[nimble niche]

me who's in a 2 children family

[mild apex]

me whos a cat

when zax and zel return

[nimble niche]

where can I find material to learn draughts strategies?

[placid stone]

false claim , i am still the golden child

[verbal marsh]

Most of the time then

[full folio]

Testing

[verbal marsh]

Mac n cheese

[grim edge]

in um 2100

[verbal marsh]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[full folio]

Okay so I’m now Trusted and Just Joined at same time

[mild apex]

nooooo

we need them to boost server

[grim edge]

ik cat :C

[mild apex]

server so ded

[nimble niche]

Chess is so boring

[verbal marsh]

What does boosting do

[grim edge]

fr :C

[nimble niche]

Draughts seems more fun because I suck at it

[fiery beacon]

I'm at 398 but I'm worried i'm gonna screw up the game and not get to 400 because I'm tired

[valid parcel]

badge and whatever perks the server gives

[verbal marsh]

Ill carry u

[valid parcel]

along with a booster role

[verbal marsh]

Oh cool beans

[clear night]

Is sciopio fat?

[grim edge]

no

[verbal marsh]

Wunny babbit

[grim edge]

wait, on behalf of incho, yes

[full folio]

Just focus on defending your pieces rather than attacking and wait for your opponent to make a mistake, you got it :)

[hazy pewter]

What are the chances.

[clear night]

Thanks

[verbal marsh]

I CANT EVEN TELL WHAT PIECE IS WHICH

[drowsy plover]

same

[fiery beacon]

It's 3 am lol I'm beat

[hazy pewter]

Its the same puzzle as the daily puzzle

[fiery beacon]

I did get a really cool checkmate a second ago

[verbal marsh]

For me its 4am

[clear night]

Lmao I just confronted a guy for smurfing in middle of a game and he resigned and started ghosting me

[grim edge]

tear out my eyes if i had to look at this troll board every night

[hazy pewter]

2 am

[valid parcel]

Through trial & error you naturally improve. Mentality also helps though it's not affiliated with skill, it can give you confidence.

[fiery beacon]

but I'm just gonna play some bullet because I don't give two shits about my bullet rating

[glossy radish]

mooo

[verbal marsh]

Glass set is better

[verbal marsh]

I can earn u 600 elo on bullet

[clear night]

I am stuck at 800 elo ):

[nimble niche]

I never thought draughts would be this complicated

[fiery beacon]

The other guy blundered his queen so hard that he confused me and made me misclick because I was confused and trying to think

[nimble niche]

Draughts > chess

[fiery beacon]

but I still one

won

I need sleep

[full folio]

I feel bad for my last opponent. I didn’t realize he was 180 elo below me and he got pulverized

[digital phoenix]

u have to assert dominance

[fiery beacon]

I used to get 500 opponents as a 270 lol

[verbal marsh]

Wuts ur elo?

[fiery beacon]

I was a 270 like a week ago

[digital phoenix]

i destroy people 1/3rd my elo and i dont feel bad

[full folio]

I’m at 830 rn, he was 650ish

[verbal marsh]

Me getting 1000's on arenas as a 300

[bright glade]

[glossy radish]

mean

[fiery beacon]

I've come a long way in the 7 days

[verbal marsh]

SAME

[cedar zenith]

is the game analysis tool really all that accurate? seems to call some good moves as blunders

[grim edge]

waw

[full folio]

I think I might just start playing on my alt though, I’m having a lot more fun in 1200 than 800

[bright glade]

1/3 of 400 is like 133 elo so

[digital phoenix]

if u cant get past 800 on original account u suck

im gonna push my alts rating

[verbal marsh]

Says the 400

[grim edge]

did u get that approved

[digital phoenix]

ikr

[verbal marsh]

Very solid arguement

[grim edge]

fr lasanga u suck

[full folio]

It’s just so slow gaining 6-7 elo per game, especially since high me drops my elo a lot

[digital phoenix]

be better

[grim edge]

just dont check his roles

[solar horizon]

anyone wanna play me?

[full folio]

Hard to improve high me

[glossy radish]

no

[digital phoenix]

this is my real rating

[crystal jewel]

[cedar zenith]

is the game analysis tool any good? seems to call good moves blunders

[grim edge]

math aint mathing

[glossy radish]

loser