💬〡general-off-topic

[junior owl]

Ah what

[signal forum]

not you

[frail basin]

Gimme exciting openings guys that are extremely rare

[uneven sequoia]

also dm me if you need any chess resources, got a ton for any skill level

[frail basin]

Me want new openings.

[viral epoch]

Thanks again

[signal forum]

you know well

[oak cliff]

Danish gambit, Budapest,benko

[uneven sequoia]

what kind

[charred surge]

the christmas gambit (d4 version of halloween gambit)

[signal forum]

[winged sage]

learn vienna gambit

[junior owl]

Do the hyper accelerated dragon opening (real)

[frail basin]

I know about all of those

[frail basin]

I know what that is too

[signal forum]

bro learning country names from variants

[charred surge]

real

[frail basin]

It’s a KG gambit. But better

[solar swift]

Thank you

[uneven sequoia]

play Jobava london

[oak cliff]

well? how about French mouseslip variation?

[junior owl]

Do 4 knight’s variation frfr easiest one

[charred surge]

kg?

[signal forum]

rook gambit is just too good to be played

[swift sonnet]

u got for 2000+ or like for specified time controls like blitz?

[frail basin]

I haven’t heard of that. Doesn’t sound good since the Queen can take the knight

[frail basin]

Kings gambit.

[oak cliff]

racism

[junior owl]

Nahhhh wat

[uneven sequoia]

EVERYTHING, 140 GB of chess

[frail basin]

Cause that’s in the pirc. The Chinese attack

[grim edge]

The Frankenstein-Dracula Variation

[signal forum]

chineese wall didnt protect them from turkish people

[frail basin]

That’s for black. I wanna get a new gambit for white

[signal forum]

so they cant protect their king

[charred surge]

bro 💀

[swift sonnet]

can you dm me them please then?

[naive merlin]

why can i only do a game review every 3 days instead of 1

[frail basin]

Cause why not

[junior owl]

Just push all ur pawns and u make the Great Wall of china, until your pawns get captured and u invade then play the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

[naive merlin]

valid

[swift sonnet]

chesscom has found u unworthy

[frail basin]

The Berlin defense 🙂

[deep tangle]

Some can do twice a day i think it's random

[charred surge]

i mean props to england for making the london system start off with the queen side but end up leaning towards the king side (kinda like irl)

[junior owl]

Exactly so u invade

[oak cliff]

"stonewall"

[junior owl]

Shhhhh

[frail basin]

The stonewall attack exists

[frail basin]

E4 E5 Nf3 Nc6 Bb5 Nf6

[signal forum]

https://preview.redd.it/vdl3jcp9yhja1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=2d6bba93f1cf410d1d8c12d613a4e6210e274dd1

[charred surge]

ends with ur knight forking 4 pieces. truly sensational

[frail basin]

Sensational

[oak cliff]

e4 e5 ke2 🔥

[signal forum]

veri gut gambit

[deep tangle]

Reminds me of hikaru playing the berlin in the grand prix in berlin for the memes

[frail basin]

What are the moves to that?

[charred surge]

thats what i said

[signal forum]

no h4 better

[grim edge]

Its pretty uncommon tbh

[frail basin]

Bongcloud

[oak cliff]

h4 h5 h6 🔥

[charred surge]

YES BONGCLOUD

[signal forum]

yes

[frail basin]

Oh that. That’s for black, not white

[signal forum]

h4 better bro

[frail basin]

Yes

[oak cliff]

it's not? I said h4

[frail basin]

Weird then

[charred surge]

yo wait i think thats the gambit i play every time without noticing but end it with castling

[signal forum]

1v1 me i will show u rook gambit is the best

[junior owl]

Yo fr? I thought I was the only one

[frail basin]

The potato opening exists

[oak cliff]

h4 rook h3 a4 rook a3?

[signal forum]

no

[charred surge]

wachanoabaotrolenkdaownindastriit

[signal forum]

play h4 and a4 then rook h3 and rook a3

[final orchid]

Hi

[signal forum]

you cant castle anymore but everything have a bad side

[junior owl]

What the hell u spent ur opening getting your rook to Center

[signal forum]

yes

1v1 i will show you

its too good

[junior owl]

I’m 10 elo

Am gonna lose

[signal forum]

min 100 eloo

[junior owl]

Shhh

[signal forum]

ask

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/80859622303

[signal forum]

i tried to get lowest elo

[grim edge]

Oh yeah baby

[signal forum]

i am higher ranked

no
i main classic and rapid

[junior owl]

So someone from 2019 went against someone from 1891?

[grim edge]

And i managed to checkmate in 10 moves on that elo

[grim edge]

Yes

[signal forum]

they sometimes fell for traps

[junior owl]

What the hell

[grim edge]

I played against 1k today

....

[signal forum]

anyone 1v1 rook gambit?

[junior owl]

Have u ever played against a 10 Elo before

[signal forum]

anyone 1v1 rook gambit?

[signal forum]

anyone 1v1 rook gambit?

[junior owl]

ILL DHOW U 10 ELO GAMEPLYPAY SEND LINK

[grim edge]

Poor guy

[grim edge]

Nah would checkmate in one

[junior owl]

Lemme show u the power of 10 Elo chess

[signal forum]

ok

[junior owl]

Where we blunder every move

[left iris]

hey guys is there anyone want to vs with me for steam gift cards?

[junior owl]

Watch me blunder my queen in 3

[keen merlin]

If anyone interested in getting coached, hit me up $20 an hour, with full commitment

[grim edge]

gg

@viral epoch sup

[junior owl]

Do we have to bet steam cards too

[left iris]

yes

[glossy radish]

!welcome

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[junior owl]

Ur gonna use engine fr

[grim edge]

Yo

[junior owl]

Or use invalid codes

[left iris]

is it cheat?

[junior owl]

Yes

[left iris]

idk what is engine

[junior owl]

Hm

[left iris]

just an honest vs

[grim edge]

Sup mfs

[left iris]

ı trust myself

[junior owl]

Hi

[queen canyon]

Yo

[grim edge]

Wasup

[left iris]

are you going to play?

[river nova]

Hi

[junior owl]

How do I get 10+ elo

[river nova]

How can I win this (I’m white pieces)

[junior owl]

No

[grim edge]

You cant

Rapid isn't chess
Classic isn't chess

[junior owl]

Ig I’m stuck at 10 Elo now

[grim edge]

Variants isn't chess

[junior owl]

Chess isn’t chess

[grim edge]

Sorry for you

Chess isnt Chess

[viral epoch]

Heyo big boy OP how you doing dawg

[grim edge]

Why?

[queen canyon]

Cheese isnt chess

[junior owl]

Copy cat

[signal forum]

https://lichess.org/4nO1iO4f

[frail basin]

There is a gambit called the wolf gambit

[signal forum]

come rook gambit

[queen canyon]

Hello venti for the 2nd time today

[grim edge]

No, 2 idiots same thought

[glossy radish]

ew lichess link

[grim edge]

Bro switched races-
Anyway I'm good but I gotta study a lot for the next 2 weeks or I'm doomed unless I'm able to cheat and somehow get a good score

[viral epoch]

What

Nothing changed

[grim edge]

I suck at chess anyway so-

[queen canyon]

He prob meant you talked like a black dude there

[grim edge]

...the lingo-
Anyway what are you upto

[grim edge]

...bro-

[glossy radish]

hi ventii

[lapis atlas]

Anyone down to chess me?

[glossy radish]

no

[grim edge]

Noooo mitzu left

[glossy radish]

i scared venti away

[queen canyon]

Sometimes i wonder if someone actually likes me in this server, or i am being hated by everyone

[grim edge]

Because of your pfp

[glossy radish]

is it ugly?

[grim edge]

Don't wonder about it anymore, the later is true

[glossy radish]

i took the photo and thought it was deecnt

[queen canyon]

They say your pfp describes you

[queen canyon]

Wdym

[grim edge]

No, it's just looks like your mo-

[grim edge]

*latter

I meant to type latter

[grim edge]

Its probably cuz u hated

[queen canyon]

Yeah of course the last part is true

[grim edge]

Don't worry

[signal forum]

you won

[junior owl]

How

[signal forum]

rook gambit lost

[queen canyon]

I talk here everyday.

[glossy radish]

hi pexil

[junior owl]

I was playing 10 Elo chess

[glossy radish]

doesnt matter, who are you

[signal forum]

i passed my mouse to my 5 yo sis

[grim edge]

Who is the best here?

[glossy radish]

!welcome

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[junior owl]

I blundered my queen early game

[glossy radish]

me obv

[junior owl]

In 3 moves

[signal forum]

i had no chance but taking it

[queen canyon]

I see, my stupidness hasnt overcome other's yet

[junior owl]

Should’ve took it fr, I tried to blunder every piece

[grim edge]

@fading roost @frank oxide what's your rating?

[queen canyon]

A pathetic human being

[junior owl]

But cool, we ended in.p a ladder mate

[signal forum]

they are noob

[glossy radish]

hm, what a loser

[signal forum]

humans created stockfish

[queen canyon]

Bro pinged the wrong richard

[signal forum]

but stockfish beats humans

[glossy radish]

fr

[signal forum]

@noble moss

@noble moss

[junior owl]

But if I wasn’t playing 10 elo chess, I saw that bishop could’ve taken ur rook in the first 3 moves lol cuz I pushed pawn

[grim edge]

What's your rating

[signal forum]

bro i spammed all moves

[queen canyon]

You dont need to know

[queen canyon]

Stop spamming im gonna ping mods

[glossy radish]

just wait

[junior owl]

Well since u lost to a 10 elo player, ur now a 9 elo player

[grim edge]

Nice way to say you're trash player

[signal forum]

1 elo

i am mittens

[glossy radish]

i mean, you dont look that good either

[junior owl]

Lmao

[queen canyon]

Nah i dont feel like giving you any information, just joined

[grim edge]

💀

[junior owl]

Guys any tips for 10 elo

[grim edge]

Play with your cats kid

[signal forum]

ur better then martin

[junior owl]

I wanna hit 20 elo

[junior owl]

Wat

[signal forum]

ur better then martin

[glossy radish]

kix

[signal forum]

the bot

[glossy radish]

hi doofusss

[junior owl]

How am I better

[signal forum]

@noble moss

[queen canyon]

R_Doofus is finally here, thanks for saving the day

[clear sequoia]

Look up your Elo. FIDE Elo starts at 1000. Chess.com rating (Glicko not Elo) starts at 100.

[signal forum]

@noble moss

[glossy radish]

doofus this guy keeps spamming

[queen canyon]

Hello, @signal forum is spamming a lot and being annoying

[grim edge]

Snitch

EE LOOW

[junior owl]

u called my bluff it was a joke lol

[mystic stream]

Skdjd

[grim edge]

Frfr

[glossy radish]

cope and dont be a bitch theyre annoying

[mystic stream]

Mine started at 1600

[clear sequoia]

@signal forum please behave

[junior owl]

How is that possible

[signal forum]

ok daddy

[mystic stream]

I'm like that

[glossy radish]

WHISMY

[clear sequoia]

No, I mean 1000 is the lowest you can possibly get.

[grim edge]

@glossy radish the schwarzchild-schuster metric is a simplified model of the stellar atmosphere used to model the appearance, distribution, and spread of spectral lines

[glossy radish]

i

[mystic stream]

My chess.com started at 1600

[glossy radish]

am going to

[junior owl]

Oh u picked advanced?

[glossy radish]

go brush my teeth brb

[grim edge]

I started at 2k

[alpine rivet]

Hello everyone

[signal forum]

mad respect for the guys who picked beginner

[junior owl]

Hi

[queen canyon]

Why is a chess server full of bigots

[grim edge]

Hot furry

[junior owl]

Me

[signal forum]

no respect for u

[grim edge]

@glossy radish spectral lines in stellar gas are caused by the spontaneous free free, free bound, bound bound, or scattering (ie Bremsstrahlung or compton/thomson scattering) transitions in a gas

[mystic stream]

They updated mine to 2k for some reason also

[junior owl]

In that case, chess isn’t chess

[clear sequoia]

mad respect to the guys who joined when there was no seletion where you could pick anything. :p

[grim edge]

Blitz > rapid rapid = no chess

[junior owl]

Chess > Chess

[signal forum]

u still there?

[mystic stream]

I think that was me

[signal forum]

bullet better chess

[queen canyon]

Rapid 10min- best chess

[clear sequoia]

yes, I'm gonna here for the next days and check that you don't write nonsense

[mystic stream]

[mystic stream]

[grim edge]

there is so much nonsense in the world

[clear sequoia]

no, a bit more OG than that … I created my chess.com account before discord was released.

[signal forum]

me 2500 elo ches.com

[frail basin]

Im sad now.

[queen canyon]

Including you

[mystic stream]

When

[grim edge]

ima go for a run for like a billiom kilometers and then take a shower goodbye smell u later

[clear sequoia]

well, you didn't even manage to connect your account, so …

[frail basin]

I can’t find any new gambits that’s look playable.

[mystic stream]

Me 3500 elo

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

🥴

[grim edge]

My brain cant think for too long because of blitz

[signal forum]

god

[grim edge]

Ong i can only think 10 sec thanks to bullet and blitz

[queen canyon]

Ma'am

[junior owl]

Wait so if that account hits for example 1K elo it will update my roles?

[signal forum]

you can beat mittens

[junior owl]

🤯

[signal forum]

why u have @noble moss flag

[grim edge]

I beated hikaru bot

[junior owl]

Indeed

[signal forum]

is ther ehikaru bot

[clear sequoia]

yes. (Not immediately, might take ~1 hour or so)

[signal forum]

is there a hikaru bot?

[junior owl]

Alright that’s all I needed to know

[mystic stream]

Why are u a doofus

[signal forum]

hikaru noob

hikaru noob

[grim edge]

Nope in chess chess

Nah unlimited time

[junior owl]

Wat are u saying?

[mystic stream]

1+1=4?

[junior owl]

Aren’t they saying they beat the hikaru bot and that’s it?

[junior owl]

The math proves it

[mystic stream]

Show me

[grim edge]

Hey

[mystic stream]

Sup

[grim edge]

Nah hikaru bot is easy to beat no need for an engine. I had more problems with fighting an 2300 chinese bot than with hikaru bot

[junior owl]

Alright

[clever kettle]

Anyone looking to play?

[mystic stream]

I can smell the cap

[ivory wing]

just played a game with 96.3% accuracy. 0 mistakes, 0 inaccuracies, 0 blunders https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81197001479?tab=review

[signal forum]

i lost to martin its something i guess

[grim edge]

Nah im just better than most people ig

[grim edge]

You're a tough guy asshole?

[junior owl]

Let a=0 ,2a=0 and 4a=0 ,2a=0=4a ,Dividing both sides by a, we get: 2=4 ,1+1=4

[grim edge]

gg

[ivory wing]

bro what?

[junior owl]

To make this true, just break all rules of math

[worn ice]

rban124 (1126) vs. mel3rd (1090)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. d3 h6 5. Qg4 g6 6. Qf3 Nf6 7. Nd5 Be7 8. Ne2 d6 9. Be3 Bg4 10. Nxf6+ Bxf6 11. Qxg4 h5 12. Qf3 Qe7 13. Nc3 a6 14. Nd5 Qf8 15. Nxc7+ Kd7 16. Nxa8 Qxa8 17. Qxf6 Rh7 18. Bxf7 Nb4 19. Qe6+ Kc6 20. Qc4+ Kd7 21. Be6+ Ke7 22. Bg5+ Kf8 23. Qxb4 Qb8 24. O-O b6 25. f4 Ke8 26. fxe5 dxe5 27. Qf8# 

[ivory wing]

slow bot lol

[arctic pumice]

who loses to martin

[signal forum]

i did

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/74632203

[worn ice]

GGAAAYYY (1789) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 d5 3. f4 exf4 4. c4 a5 5. Qg4 Bxg4 6. Nf3 dxe4 7. Bd3 c6 8. O-O g6 9. g3 Qd7 10. gxf4 Bxf3 11. Rd1 f6 12. Be2 Nh6 13. f5 Bb4 14. h4 Qd6 15. Rd3 Nxf5 16. Bg5 a4 17. b3 Kd7 18. Nc3 Bxe2 19. Rad1 Rd8 20. Rf3 Bxd1 21. h5 Ra7 22. hxg6 h6 23. Nd5 fxg5 24. c5 Bd2 25. Re3 Ra8 26. Rf3 Bc2 27. Nf6+ Ke6 28. Ne8 Bb1 29. Nf6 Nxd4 30. Nd7 Re8 31. Nf8+ Qxf8 32. g7 Na6 33. g8=Q+ Ke5 34. Qe6+ Nxe6 35. Rf5+ Qxf5 36. b4 h5 37. a3 Nd4 38. b5 Nb8 39. bxc6 bxc6 40. Kg2 Bd3 41. Kg1 Ba6 42. Kg2 Kd5 43. Kg1 Rh8 44. Kg2 Kxc5 45. Kg1 Bc3 46. Kg2 Be2 47. Kg1 Kd5 48. Kg2 Nd7 49. Kg1 Rae8 50. Kg2 Kd6 51. Kg1 Bd3 52. Kg2 Nc2 53. Kg1 Rhf8 54. Kg2 e3 55. Kg1 c5 56. Kg2 Kc7 57. Kg1 Bc4 58. Kg2 Kc8 59. Kg1 Be1 60. Kg2 Nb6 61. Kg1 Nxa3 62. Kg2 Be6 63. Kg1 Qf6 64. Kg2 Bd7 65. Kg1 c4 66. Kg2 Bh4 67. Kg1 Bh3 68. Kh2 e2 69. Kh1 Re3 70. Kh2 Bf1 71. Kh1 g4 72. Kg1 Nc2 73. Kh1 Nd4 74. Kg1 Rh3 

[signal forum]

this is draw

[mystic stream]

But 0/a would be undefined

[glossy radish]

moo

[signal forum]

you have @noble moss flag

[glossy radish]

someone seems mad

moo

whenever i see doofus typing for this long it scares me

[placid stone]

FINALLY I DEFEATED A 2400

[signal forum]

https://www.chess.com/article/view/worst-chess-game-ever

[junior owl]

Like I said, just casually break all rules of math

[glossy radish]

moo

[grim edge]

hi

[glossy radish]

hii !welcome

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[signal forum]

hello my dear friend

[glossy radish]

connect your account below

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[glossy radish]

only some

[clear sequoia]

It's short for Rufusson Dufus.

Ben Finegold refers to random players (who are either unknown, i.e. N.N., or not important to a story), as Rufus and Doofus,
As you can imagine, when Morphy or Kasparov is playing Rufus and Doofus, the winning chances of Rufus and Doofus aren't that great.

I've set out to fix that and to even the score!

[grim edge]

ty

[glossy radish]

if youre doofus whos rufus

[grim edge]

hello!

[grim edge]

sure

[signal forum]

I LINKED CHESS ACCOUNT

[placid stone]

OFC I WAS LOSING (I AM WHITE)

[signal forum]

I GUESS

what tf

[clear sequoia]

I am Rufusson Dufus.

[signal forum]

application didnrt respond

[queen canyon]

Hi Rufusson Dufus, I am dad

[signal forum]

7profile dosont work

[mystic stream]

Bot is down rn

[signal forum]

The application did not respond

[stone quiver]

Evning

Evening

[clear sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/upgrades-neo-matrix-gif-26140757

Albert is a bit busy right now. But he will get updates soon enough.

[glossy radish]

oh oops

[signal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-hog-rider-clash-of-clans-memes-clash-royale-gif-24280865

[mystic stream]

R doofus do u play competitive chess

[signal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/morty-rick-and-morty-lawyer-happy-gif-8242670

[boreal cosmos]

around 2k

[signal forum]

good

bravo ig

[boreal cosmos]

its very good indeed

[clear sequoia]

Clearing 2000 once the new list gets published!

[signal forum]

i can beat u

[mystic stream]

A can beat you fr

[boreal cosmos]

and i dont care

[clear sequoia]

if you call amateuer chess competitive, then yes.

[signal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

[mystic stream]

Wdym amateur chess

[signal forum]

bro is bird

[clear sequoia]

Me and most of my opponents don't earn money by playing chess.

[glossy radish]

someone help

[mystic stream]

Oh yes

[clear sequoia]

What's the issue?

[glossy radish]

how do you pronounce socioeconomic

i can barely pronounce the word

[clear sequoia]

socio eeeconomic.

[mystic stream]

So-see-oh-eh-co-nom-ic

[slow spoke]

so-see-oh-ek-o-nom-ic

[placid stone]

Socio-economic

[signal forum]

xd

[mystic stream]

There

[glossy radish]

youre the most useful thakn u

[signal forum]

sociotic shit

[mystic stream]

I guess

[glossy radish]

thank you

[signal forum]

.

[humble oracle]

so satysfyinggg

[placid stone]

So-shi-oh-eeee-co-nau-meeeeeec

[signal forum]

how much

[clear sequoia]

sorry not that helpful, I'm better with computer languages than human ones!

[glossy radish]

oo 👀

[signal forum]

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/74632203

[glossy radish]

shi?

yall are

[signal forum]

why it didnt work

[upbeat viper]

how's chat

[stone quiver]

Great

[upbeat viper]

no ping for so long

[glossy radish]

sow-see-ow-ee-kuh-no-muhk

[upbeat viper]

that's great

[placid stone]

Its SHI/SHEE NOT SEE

[worn ice]

GGAAAYYY (1789) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 d5 3. f4 exf4 4. c4 a5 5. Qg4 Bxg4 6. Nf3 dxe4 7. Bd3 c6 8. O-O g6 9. g3 Qd7 10. gxf4 Bxf3 11. Rd1 f6 12. Be2 Nh6 13. f5 Bb4 14. h4 Qd6 15. Rd3 Nxf5 16. Bg5 a4 17. b3 Kd7 18. Nc3 Bxe2 19. Rad1 Rd8 20. Rf3 Bxd1 21. h5 Ra7 22. hxg6 h6 23. Nd5 fxg5 24. c5 Bd2 25. Re3 Ra8 26. Rf3 Bc2 27. Nf6+ Ke6 28. Ne8 Bb1 29. Nf6 Nxd4 30. Nd7 Re8 31. Nf8+ Qxf8 32. g7 Na6 33. g8=Q+ Ke5 34. Qe6+ Nxe6 35. Rf5+ Qxf5 36. b4 h5 37. a3 Nd4 38. b5 Nb8 39. bxc6 bxc6 40. Kg2 Bd3 41. Kg1 Ba6 42. Kg2 Kd5 43. Kg1 Rh8 44. Kg2 Kxc5 45. Kg1 Bc3 46. Kg2 Be2 47. Kg1 Kd5 48. Kg2 Nd7 49. Kg1 Rae8 50. Kg2 Kd6 51. Kg1 Bd3 52. Kg2 Nc2 53. Kg1 Rhf8 54. Kg2 e3 55. Kg1 c5 56. Kg2 Kc7 57. Kg1 Bc4 58. Kg2 Kc8 59. Kg1 Be1 60. Kg2 Nb6 61. Kg1 Nxa3 62. Kg2 Be6 63. Kg1 Qf6 64. Kg2 Bd7 65. Kg1 c4 66. Kg2 Bh4 67. Kg1 Bh3 68. Kh2 e2 69. Kh1 Re3 70. Kh2 Bf1 71. Kh1 g4 72. Kg1 Nc2 73. Kh1 Nd4 74. Kg1 Rh3 

[glossy radish]

BUT GOOGLE SAYS THAT

[signal forum]

veri good gamee

[clear sequoia]

Same, actually! Our national rating system is similar to Elo.
So when I didn't play for 15 years but improved by 350 points, one of the tournaments I played in grouped me by rating section.
I squashed the hopes of some young kids who were much stronger than their rating to win that section easily!

[glossy radish]

LET ME ASK GOOGLE

THOSE ARE GOOGLE'S WORDS NOT MINE

[placid stone]

I AM USING GOOGLE AS WELL

[glossy radish]

BUT IM TALKING ABOUT GOOGLE GOOGLE

[still apex]

Woof

[grim edge]

google sucks

[placid stone]

[signal forum]

bro is googling google

[glossy radish]

STUPID GOOGLE

[signal forum]

sounds like chineese

[upbeat viper]

mean smurf

[glossy radish]

o hi b

[placid stone]

THATS BRITISH PRONOUNCIATION

[still apex]

Phonetics are crazy

[glossy radish]

whats the problem

[glossy radish]

now i gotta learn how to pronounce fonetics

[signal forum]

mate in 2

[upbeat viper]

Albert is sleeping

[still apex]

Tbh I don’t even know if that’s how you write it

[glossy radish]

ph instead of f apparently

[signal forum]

i see but why did u play pawn before

[still apex]

Thanks

[glossy radish]

is it pho-ne-tics

[signal forum]

were you gonna make another knight?

[glossy radish]

or phone-tics

[signal forum]

thats some @noble moss

[still apex]

This

[glossy radish]

tyty

[signal forum]

xd

[still apex]

Mods pls

W mods

[glossy radish]

suspicious link

[signal forum]

w mods

[still apex]

But free incho

[grim edge]

@strong sail @open salmon ||||

[glossy radish]

#FreeInchoNOW

[signal forum]

@noble moss

[upbeat viper]

smh

[glossy radish]

wake albert up i need him to do his job

[upbeat viper]

v

[still apex]

#freemyboyincho

[upbeat viper]

what's your username

[glossy radish]

uhh hi im v

[upbeat viper]

I never remember

[signal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/sensual-wink-blush-anime-animation-gif-5628679

[glossy radish]

remembe'r

[upbeat viper]

and I can't use albert

[glossy radish]

but

[glossy radish]

why do you need my user

[upbeat viper]

nevermind found it

[still apex]

I always just eat my opponents pawns whenever they’re not watching

[glossy radish]

bast

[upbeat viper]

because I can't see your bishop mate PB

in the 'friend' category

[signal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/flags-country-fast-screenshot-countys-gif-21668681

[upbeat viper]

I thought you deleted me

[glossy radish]

oh. its because its previous day

[upbeat viper]

I was scared

[glossy radish]

you gotta click "last 90 days"

[signal forum]

kity

[upbeat viper]

mhhh

ahok

[signal forum]

kity2

[glossy radish]

silly bast

[charred surge]

sea of thieves

[upbeat viper]

35.3

where is your 33

[signal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-meme-impact-funy-font-gif-22501241

[glossy radish]

that was minutes. 33 minutes

[upbeat viper]

aaaaaah

[charred surge]

HAHHAHAHAHHA

[upbeat viper]

yeah true

[glossy radish]

let me attempt one

[still apex]

Uhhh that’s a cat

[charred surge]

bastoura my favorite mod (aside from scipio) 🫶

[upbeat viper]

🆗

[charred surge]

fren

SEA OF THIEVES

WE SAILIN WITH THE TEAMMMMMM

[dark rock]

It’s a cat with a birthmark

[glossy radish]

doofus is awesome too

[still apex]

Bro sea of thieves is so boring

[dark rock]

Dumbass

[glossy radish]

but doofus is scary when hes typing

[little dew]

p

[still apex]

Im gonna find you

[signal forum]

mods deleted

[dark rock]

[upbeat viper]

@signal forum can you stop spamming btw ?

[dark rock]

Sorry mods

[still apex]

1984

[upbeat viper]

you're only sending nonsense

[dark rock]

For the deez nuts joke

[signal forum]

im no spam

my name is drago

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[glossy radish]

another victim

[mystic stream]

@upbeat viper where do u live

[still apex]

Baguette land

[glossy radish]

fr

[signal forum]

ima get banned again ig

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-project-sekai-mizuki-gif-26324105

[still apex]

Worth(?)

[upbeat viper]

🇫🇷

[mystic stream]

Wgere in france

[upbeat viper]

somewhere

over the rainbow

[mystic stream]

What city

[mighty remnant]

:D

[still apex]

Bro is trying to find personal information😭

[grim edge]

hi

[signal forum]

hi

[grim edge]

does anyway wanna play chess

[glossy radish]

BAST I WAS ABOUT TO BEAT IT

[mystic stream]

Paris?

[upbeat viper]

your record ?

[glossy radish]

chess is stupid

[upbeat viper]

nop

[mystic stream]

Bayeux?

[grim edge]

cap

[upbeat viper]

nah chess is chess

not at all

[glossy radish]

yeah

[upbeat viper]

Auvergne Rhone Alpes

that's big enough

:')

[mystic stream]

Oki

I'm coming over

[upbeat viper]

A stop pinging the guy bruh

[signal forum]

tell me pls

[grim edge]

Mashallah !!!!

@vital acorn

[signal forum]

kid

[upbeat viper]

id:customize

go there

[grim edge]

okl

[still apex]

bro what is this

[grim edge]

Translation (u never go to church) (really?)

[signal forum]

i get sth cooler

it didnt work

[still apex]

I know German dw but like wtf😭😭😭

[grim edge]

🤣

[still apex]

Roblox mfs are wilding

[signal forum]

pls ban me 1 week

[glossy radish]

say something im giving up on you

[grim edge]

why uh why do you think

[still apex]

You gotta take some risks to succeed

[grim edge]

omg hi bast!!!!

[signal forum]

<@&745328830649991179> pls ban me 1 week

[glossy radish]

how bout forever

[grim edge]

?????

lmao

[glossy radish]

moo

[grim edge]

bast i knew it'd be u

[still apex]

Bro got banned

[mighty remnant]

interesting

[upbeat viper]

he asks he gets

• he pings for no reason

[still apex]

So can you free incho?

[stone shell]

hi just getting my daily message in 🙃

[grim edge]

whatd incho even do

[still apex]

Call someone a fatass

[coral crypt]

GGs

[tepid panther]

I've done that before ☠️

[mighty remnant]

guys fun fact
if you memorise a single master game everyday
you'd need to take at least 27 years to be able to match up to magnus

[still apex]

Cool

I mean incho did the same

[grim edge]

Ok

[upbeat viper]

chill

hi Moon

[ornate ivy]

He is in a better place

[still apex]

You got nuked for saying that😭😭😭😭😭

[ornate ivy]

Hey

[tepid panther]

Who got banned?

[glossy radish]

oh its moon

[glossy radish]

ME

[tepid panther]

Unf

[grim edge]

no v dont get banned

[turbid bough]

I want ban for 1 day

[glossy radish]

why

[turbid bough]

Bastoura

[honest mirage]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81199928783?tab=review

[mighty remnant]

guys should i study math or study chess

[turbid bough]

Bast ban me too for 1 day

[honest mirage]

this game bro

[upbeat viper]

why

[tepid panther]

He wants the attention

[mighty remnant]

read their bio btw

[grim edge]

the mass continuity equation is a differential equation which, given a average density, radius, and weight of a star, outputs the specific density of a specific spot in a star

[still apex]

Real

[turbid bough]

Bro I gotta experience

Plus server is sh

[mighty remnant]

astronomy be like

[still apex]

Did you copy paste it from Wikipedia?

[grim edge]

Ban his ass

[turbid bough]

YEAAAA

[grim edge]

wikipedia isnt real ur on hallucinogens

[still apex]

Shush

[worn ice]

FlorYn123 (1105) vs. Dawaredo (1151)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. e5 Nd5 4. Nxd5 exd5 5. d4 d6 6. Nf3 dxe5 7. dxe5 Nc6 8. Bb5 Bd7 9. O-O f6 10. exf6 Qxf6 11. Qxd5 O-O-O 12. Bg5 Qxb2 13. Bxd8 Nb4 14. Qxd7+ Kb8 15. Qxc7+ Ka8 16. Qc8# 

[grim edge]

o damn i actually know calc now ima go check out the mass continuity equation

Yummers

[turbid bough]

Bro where is my hot dog I ordered from Vietnam

[grim edge]

💀

[still apex]

I ate it

[turbid bough]

Bro I payed for that sh

LOL

[still apex]

‘Twas good ngl

[grim edge]

Yumm

[turbid bough]

Bro order hotdog at Vietnam now

Instead of getting a sandwich u get a whole piece

[grim edge]

Ur gonna get an actual dog

[still apex]

I genuinely do not understand how people like mukbangs

[still apex]

Actually true

[solar kindle]

yo i just found a good london system trap for white but im not saying it because people will play the london more after

[turbid bough]

Bro better than a 10 cm sausage

More food btw

I call it the family dog

[solar kindle]

no

[grim edge]

ya don say it we gotta let the system die

[solar kindle]

so far my trap has worked on basically everybody i play

[mighty remnant]

so... you admit...
you played the london

[turbid bough]

Well I have good trap for fried liver

[solar kindle]

i felt like it today

[mighty remnant]

...

no more london for you

play qg

[solar kindle]

i mainly do queens pawn openings like torre or qg

[grim edge]

No more 19$ fortnite cards

[glossy radish]

mooo

[grim edge]

[solar kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[mighty remnant]

do more people play e4 or d4?

[solar kindle]

e4

[tepid panther]

E4

[sharp galleon]

møø

[turbid bough]

Bro e5 is the best

[glossy radish]

shut up thats my line moo

[tepid panther]

C4 = gg

[turbid bough]

E5 with infinite gambits

[sharp galleon]

[glossy radish]

AA IM SORRY DONT CRY

[mighty remnant]

e4 e5 f4 💀

[turbid bough]

If my opponent plays e4 I have 2 gambits

[upbeat viper]

cringe

[glossy radish]

🍭 @sharp galleon

[still apex]

Woof

[turbid bough]

Lol

[sharp galleon]

[glossy radish]

yum

moo

[still apex]

Borgir

[glossy radish]

wot

[tepid panther]

Konosuba is my 2nd fav issekai

[mighty remnant]

list of kg gambits

[tepid panther]

Besides slime

[sharp galleon]

(I actually don’t like candy nor lollipop)

[turbid bough]

Dark humor

[glossy radish]

🍪

[upbeat viper]

crazy anime

[tepid panther]

It does get wild

[sharp galleon]

gib biscuits

[upbeat viper]

kono subarashi and idk the rest

[still apex]

Favorite anime?

[tepid panther]

And megumin is best girl

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

i ran out

[upbeat viper]

EXU PLOOOSIOON

[sharp galleon]

I thought nobody here watches anime

[glossy radish]

[still apex]

I used to not anymore

[tepid panther]

Rn probably my hero because of s6, Akame ga kill is also really good and Sao because of alicization

[sharp galleon]

[lament jacinth]

V WHY ARENT U DOING HOMEWORK

[grim edge]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glossy radish]

LIYA LIYA I AM

[grim edge]

The fact that youre just getting random dms cuz people think u a female is just funny to me. Bro got so many dms he needed to update his bio

[upbeat viper]

hi liyaaa

[glossy radish]

bast save me

[tepid panther]

Only the studs do

[upbeat viper]

from

[grim edge]

This guys is why u dont take a waifu pfp

[lament jacinth]

RHAHHHHHHHH

[glossy radish]

FROM LIYA

[upbeat viper]

why

[still apex]

Villain arc war is so good

[upbeat viper]

she's nice

[glossy radish]

WYM WHY SHES GONNA BULL YME

[sharp galleon]

I actually did get get randomly dmed before which is why I put that up lmao

[grim edge]

im sleepy

[upbeat viper]

not her kind

[grim edge]

hi bast

[tepid panther]

Ong and ururaka speech goes hard

[glossy radish]

BASTT

[still apex]

Real shit

[turbid bough]

Bro he has girl pfp💀

[lament jacinth]

Yeah defiently not my kind V 😈

[grim edge]

💀

[still apex]

Bro I haven’t watched anime in like 2 years

[glossy radish]

liya pls

[sharp galleon]

damn

[tepid panther]

Legit made me cry

[upbeat viper]

Imma stand in vc

[tepid panther]

Haven't cried in 10 years until I watched it

[turbid bough]

Bro who wanna hear a dirty joke

[still apex]

Real one stuff ngl

[glossy radish]

GUESS WHOS JOINING BAST

[still apex]

I also liked doomer e boy deku

[upbeat viper]

you?

charlie ?

[viral epoch]

Liya I can smell you from here

[grim edge]

me

[glossy radish]

where candy mountain

[turbid bough]

Bast don't let V join or she will make you hear a cow dying

Trust✅

[glossy radish]

pardon?

hi bast im doing hw

[turbid bough]

So I had a girlfriend and I dumped her

I took her wheelchair

Guess who came back crawling for me😉

[grim edge]

I beat my gf in just 4 moves irl

[turbid bough]

Dam

[grim edge]

[turbid bough]

Bro used uppercut

[glossy radish]

lies

[keen moat]

guys,how can i connect my chess acount to this discord account?

[glossy radish]

chess players dont have gf

[grim edge]

Ez checkmate

[glossy radish]

use link below

[keen moat]

what

[glossy radish]

or not.. albert down

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

let me send u the link sorry

[tepid panther]

Ong I've had to turn a few down because I'm a chesser

[upbeat viper]

true

[turbid bough]

Facts😒

BUT WE UP

[upbeat viper]

the bot currently is slow somehow

[glossy radish]

@keen moat https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[upbeat viper]

so you probably won't be able to connect today

[glossy radish]

i did it

i hat eu

[turbid bough]

Bro I wanna unconnected my account

Thanks

[glossy radish]

bast im reading at the same time

my professor sent me an article to read

[glacial sigil]

im interested

[glossy radish]

liya scary

[viral epoch]

Bast is talking to vv like a proper adult

[viral epoch]

Like a superviser

[glossy radish]

||hes scary||

[grim edge]

shawarma is so tasty

[tepid panther]

Repost but still an odd brilliant

[viral epoch]

Is that why you stayed during his math classes?

[glossy radish]

bast asmr

[glossy radish]

i had to

[tepid panther]

Pawn

[glossy radish]

pond*

[tepid panther]

Gay*

[glossy radish]

NO

[lament jacinth]

V

[glossy radish]

not gay, POND

[lament jacinth]

You have untill the count of 5

[glossy radish]

liya liya im running

[queen canyon]

Good evening fine people

[glossy radish]

liya youre too small to catch up

[lament jacinth]

im the fastest runner in my school v

[glossy radish]

bast shes 4'10

[tepid panther]

It's an offensive move, bf4

[glossy radish]

she can break ribs too bast

[viral epoch]

Because the light wind gives you a 50% speed boost?

[grim edge]

i dont see what fences have to do with this

[glossy radish]

she stomp

[lament jacinth]

100m in 12.6 seconds v

[glossy radish]

liya im gonna run

[sharp galleon]

sigh

[glossy radish]

"kinda slow" - bast

[keen moat]

if i connected how much do i have to wait

[lament jacinth]

bast how fast u running

[glossy radish]

[sharp galleon]

depends on how fast the bot is

[upbeat viper]

idk

[queen canyon]

Could have been way better

[lament jacinth]

10.6 seconds is women's world record bro 💀

[viral epoch]

Depends if there's a baguette at goal or not

[grim edge]

bast runs a five minute mile

[glossy radish]

i wish i remembered my 100m time

[charred surge]

hey uh im pretty kind here can i have fots :>

[grim edge]

Might even be long time offense purpose

[glossy radish]

my long jump with an injured knee was 9'1

[queen canyon]

2 sec behind wr is very bad trust me

[keen moat]

dayum

[tepid panther]

That's actually not bad

[lament jacinth]

For sure

[sharp galleon]

@viral epoch

[queen canyon]

Wr is the only valid option

[sharp galleon]

hello

[lament jacinth]

Im 4 ft 10 ok my little legs take me places

[viral epoch]

Hey Cellen...

[glossy radish]

bast you didnt take track and field?

[tepid panther]

4 10 with a 12.4 is crazy

[viral epoch]

You mean the wind takes you places?

[lament jacinth]

also @glossy radish does 100m in 16s so I dont know who she's running from

[sharp galleon]

why are you hesitant

[glossy radish]

VIOLATION

[glossy radish]

uhh i actually never did 100

[green jungle]

trans visibility in chess. happy pride month, or something idk

[glossy radish]

it wsas 110

[viral epoch]

Oh no

I have a feeling Liya is gonna show up at my door tonight

[lament jacinth]

She is

[charred surge]

bro..

[torn rune]

[glossy radish]

bast, american schools are bad

[green jungle]

skull issue

[grim edge]

chess inclusivity

[green jungle]

for real

[queen canyon]

I am better at turns and jukes rather than acceleration running

[viral epoch]

Because Cellen bullies me

[glossy radish]

i had a 3.8 ):

it was just one b

[grim edge]

Let’s play

[upbeat viper]

18.66/20 my average this year

[raw frigate]

Chess secretly origin of trans

[sharp galleon]

wha-

[upbeat viper]

[green jungle]

forreal

[grim edge]

cat!!!!

[sharp galleon]

I slept for only 2 hours today so no

[glossy radish]

i hate to break it to you, but im american

[torn rune]

cow goes moo

[glossy radish]

i gotta convert that

[glossy radish]

IM NOT A COW

[grim edge]

Damn ur sleeping cycle sucks

[grim edge]

What you gotta be doing to have only 2 hours of sleep?

[torn rune]

sowy

[glossy radish]

bast

[grim edge]

DUCK

[low sable]

Guys
I know what a one move blunder is
But what is multiple move blunder

[charred surge]

bro you gotta be so confident to use skill issue card on a mod

[torn rune]

im ducc

[glossy radish]

did you just say "you speak asian too"

[sharp galleon]

it is called sleeping at 1 am and spend multiple hours without being able to fall asleep

[grim edge]

Real

[glossy radish]

"you speak asian too" - bastoura 6/22/2023 12:34

[grim edge]

me fr

[low sable]

Factual ngl

[torn rune]

modcheck

[charred surge]

ok im pretty sure u meant vuck

[grim edge]

i speak fluent asian

[glossy radish]

bast i dont speak chinese much, but i speak vietnamese

[lament jacinth]

Who doesn't speak Asian

[grim edge]

NO I MEAN BEHIND U

[viral epoch]

Me

[lament jacinth]

Bast speaks purely in surrendering

[low sable]

Wait so gab means to persuade

[charred surge]

"at this point it was too late"

[low sable]

Weird word

[grim edge]

shut ur gab

[upbeat viper]

🏳️

[glossy radish]

bast, our letters are like english because SOMEONE decided colonised us

[torn rune]

nice flag

[tepid panther]

This should be a happy song, but it feels so sad. Like the Simpsons love song

[charred surge]

imagine resigning

[grim edge]

norman conquest 😭

[glossy radish]

we couldve been like the chinese

[grim edge]

hi Chinese im whismy

[charred surge]

yo guys what country is this
level: i ran out of ideas

[glossy radish]

france

[lament jacinth]

Im surprised I speak 4 languages and most people don't speak any of them 😭

[charred surge]

ok guys gn bye

[glossy radish]

speak french

[lament jacinth]

byeeee

[charred surge]

its 11:37pm in my time so im gonna go sleep

[glossy radish]

weak

[charred surge]

love you all gnn 🫶 🫶

[lament jacinth]

fluently

[glossy radish]

gnight sleep well

[grim edge]

the only languages i speak r complelety useless in modern life 😭

and i dont even speak em fluently

[charred surge]

thanks <333

[green jungle]

ching chong your ca-

[glossy radish]

!welcome another victim

[stable jungle]

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[glossy radish]

bast do you speak asian

[lament jacinth]

V WELCOME ME

[glossy radish]

moo

[low sable]

Better get to migrating

[grim edge]

😭 YESA

[lament jacinth]

WELCOME ME

[glossy radish]

EXCUSE ME?

[green jungle]

python syntax does not have any business looking like that gonna be real

[lament jacinth]

pixel

[glossy radish]

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO LIYA

[charred surge]

my last words before sleeping: it is better to poop in the sink that to sink in the poop. but the greatest glory is to sink in the sink

[lament jacinth]

Id be very scared if I were u

[charred surge]

goodbye, people of chess.com

[grim edge]

their relevant countries died two thousand to five thousand years ago 😭

[green jungle]

if you were you

[glossy radish]

bast do you like maths

[lament jacinth]

Pixel

[green jungle]

latin

[charred surge]

k gn bye

[grim edge]

roman empire died 1500 years ago actually so scratch that

[glossy radish]

maths scuk

[lament jacinth]

Obviously doesn't know me

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

my mic

[viral epoch]

I have a mic

[glossy radish]

maths SUCK

[grim edge]

ill radio in with a payphone

[low sable]

Better get to repopulating
Seriously thought what forgotten languages you speak

[grim edge]

math is so cool if u like math ur hot

[deep tangle]

Did anyone say shawarma

[glossy radish]

bast uhh im reading outloud

[green jungle]

have venti attack in clan wars challenge (impossible)

[lament jacinth]

Guys if Pixel doesn't talk tommorow. Know he's in a better place. A dark place. In my basement. Tied to a chair. Left TO DIE

[viral epoch]

I'm lazy

[glossy radish]

bast help

[grim edge]

some latin, some modern and biblical hebrew, and a tiny bit of akkadian

[glossy radish]

pronounce socioeconomic @upbeat viper

[green jungle]

middle school girl. i just know it

[glossy radish]

okay thanks

[grim edge]

i gotta get better at akkadian tho "speak" is more like "got curious one day"

[green jungle]

hi lazy. im cirrin

[viral epoch]

Mhm

[sharp galleon]

[glossy radish]

some people pronuonce the "eco" part "ehco"

[grim edge]

how do u pronounce "laryngial"

[stone quiver]

Evening

[glossy radish]

eh-kuh

[grim edge]

and where do you put the unwritten k?

[stone quiver]

Eko

[low sable]

[grim edge]

eat my shorts geed

[glossy radish]

i pronounce it ee-kuh

[viral epoch]

This is bullying