💬〡general-off-topic

[frail basin]

Yes it is

[serene goblet]

That cat wouldn’t be able to make such move

[flat gyro]

💀

[frail basin]

Yes I can

Join the Alexjmr cult

[flat gyro]

No

[serene goblet]

Run it

[frail basin]

Yes. We need more people in the cult

[grave wasp]

why

[frail basin]

Why not?

Im bored already ngl

[clever lily]

Yo mj instead of forking for the queen after r d8 can't u play queenxc7 and anything they do is checkmate right?

[grim edge]

what does the fork dork clork smork do? make an outpost?

[frail basin]

I want my old profile back

[flat gyro]

Rd8?

[clever lily]

If they don't take the queen

[flat gyro]

Forks then

[last verge]

Qxc6 Ne7+

[flat gyro]

Bruh I'm lagging behind

[last verge]

probably wins a piece

[flat gyro]

Wait

[clever lily]

Bro I just had a brain funk

Tunnel vision

[frail basin]

Better

[clever lily]

💀

[last verge]

??

[flat gyro]

??

[grim edge]

ik what happens after, thats why i said fork dork clork smork

[bright glade]

let him think

[serene goblet]

Huh,

[clever lily]

Tunnel vision sorry

[last verge]

2 rated calculation

[flat gyro]

Who let bro cook 💀

[serene goblet]

The idea is so he have to take my queen or I checkmate

[clever lily]

I had tunnel vision for too long

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 2204 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2251 (2251 peak)
Bullet: 2273 (2273 peak)

[serene goblet]

Oh alright

[dense wave]

pawn e4

[flat gyro]

No they take your queen or lose their queen or rook

[wet patrol]

I JUST GOT A 99.2% ACCURACY CHECKMATE

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81144035635?tab=review

[worn ice]

AlkalineSphere (413) vs. lucadaless (395)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nxd4 5. Qxd4 Qf6 6. Qe3 Bc5 7. Qxc5 d6 8. Qxc7 Bg4 9. Qxb7 Qe7 10. Qxa8+ Kd7 11. Bb5+ Kc7 12. Bd2 h5 13. Ba5# 

[cobalt beacon]

You're pretty good at bullet, we should play sometime

[restive storm]

I think you're better

[bright glade]

only slightly

[cobalt beacon]

I am 300 points higher rated. But it would still be an interesting match

[restive storm]

bullet is significantly higher than mine

[bright glade]

maybe dor can avoid adoption in that match

[restive storm]

it could be interesting though we'll see
maybe some other time though

[clever lily]

Why do my 600s play like 2300s 💀

[cobalt beacon]

Not right now though, I'm leaving my house soon

[restive storm]

yeah not right now

[wet patrol]

my friends 500's hang their queens every match 💀

[last verge]

doritos and bacon chan :3

[clever lily]

My opponent plays 3 brilliant moves in a row the chess engine:I rate them a 200

[last verge]

i think you just play easily punishable moves

[wet patrol]

fun fact: excellent moves can have different impacts on your accuracy depending on how close to the best move they are no matter if they are all excellent

thats something ive noticed from doing like 200 game reviews

[clever lily]

Not really

My iq is 9

[last verge]

i think that's how accuracy works

[wet patrol]

show off

[clever lily]

So my elo should be 9x yours lol

[last verge]

9x0=0

[clever lily]

I gained 1 iq by reading that

Thanks for the math lesson

[wet patrol]

youre making him more powerful

[bright glade]

[merry gust]

Chess

[wet patrol]

Chess

[undone dove]

||checkers better||

[normal hatch]

Oh, Rapid arena

[restive storm]

when

[viscid jacinth]

Hi

Imagine not having piss and thanos role at the same time

Cant be me smh smh

Wow dead chat

Thats rare

Uhh

Hsllo

[clever lily]

Hi

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

Alright imma head out

[dawn trout]

How are you all?

[glossy radish]

hi

[timid stratus]

How you are so good man 😭

@restive storm

[glossy radish]

bc hes a loser

[timid stratus]

Bruh he's literally 2200

[glossy radish]

yeah. what a loser

[timid stratus]

And I am 1000

[glossy radish]

so? hes still a loser

[timid stratus]

😦

[glossy radish]

youre 1k?

[restive storm]

im a looser

[elfin fiber]

89.9 acc for around 450-500 elo player wow

Check out this #chess game: StarMage67 vs joydeepry - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81140478521

[timid stratus]

Ya in my alt

[glossy radish]

alt?

was permission given?

[merry hamlet]

okay

[restive storm]

can't

[merry hamlet]

what in God's name did c.c do to game review

[glossy radish]

loserr

[timid stratus]

Ya I forgot My password of this ID so had to make one

[glossy radish]

then you should connect your new acc

[clever lily]

Change your name to nagnus hakursen

[restive storm]

I'm busy

[timid stratus]

But what about the other server reputations man

[elfin fiber]

Im literally 490 elo rapid

[merry hamlet]

yeah look I'm getting stuff like that too

this was against a 1500 lichess while I was 1647, and I pulled put the ratings so that didn't skew c.c and look at this

I was black?

[glossy radish]

pardon? wdym

[merry hamlet]

hee hee

[elfin fiber]

89.9 acc and 1150 elo rating in this one game

Check out this #chess game: StarMage67 vs joydeepry - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81140478521

[timid stratus]

Means this ID is a admin on 2 to 3 servers so... what should I do

[clever lily]

58.8 accuracy bruh what the

[elfin fiber]

And I’m the one getting 89.9

[clever lily]

Why do I feel like Gotham's 1500s are like 200s

[merry hamlet]

I got a comfortable 75% for the game I just played a perfect opening half of the game

[clever lily]

Same bro I got like 87.9 EVERY GAME

[merry hamlet]

also hung a full piece and he missed it

[glossy radish]

??

[timid stratus]

After playing in OTB my reactions to gotham chess https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1076271672212078652.gif?size=48&name=LETSGOOOO&quality=lossless

[clever lily]

Jk

[timid stratus]

NVM

[merry hamlet]

I can't blame myself too much though

the game was actually eboard otb

[timid stratus]

I have got my account back @glossy radish

[glossy radish]

okay

[timid stratus]

And I am 800 😭

[dawn trout]

I am bad at chess lol

[clever lily]

I was at a park and some kids were playing chess and they said they've been playing for 2 days and bro they were better then like the majority of the 300s but somehow I think I made 2 or 3 brilliant moves in a row on them the moves were a pawn sac a bishop sac and I think that's It but boom I won all the pieces and mated so yeah I was just wanting to tell the story

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lyev Stepanov (thenuclearfox)

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Rapid: 878 (897 peak)
Blitz: 522 (785 peak)

[timid stratus]

OK

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cagnus Marlsen (mr_stockfish_11)

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Rapid: 837 (861 peak)
Blitz: 489 (489 peak)
Bullet: 394 (453 peak)

[timid stratus]

Can I know the rules for chess.com stream

??

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> starmage67

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Rapid: 484 (490 peak)
Blitz: 305

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nekorighthere

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Rapid: 478 (478 peak)
Blitz: 651 (651 peak)
Bullet: 355 (471 peak)

[clever lily]

Blitz is my strong point strong 💪

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessplayer051042

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Rapid: 570 (645 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cagnus Marlsen (mr_stockfish_11)

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Rapid: 837 (861 peak)
Blitz: 489 (489 peak)
Bullet: 394 (453 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 1941 (1941 peak)
Blitz: 1870 (1870 peak)
Bullet: 1863 (1863 peak)

[mighty remnant]

Hi people

[still apex]

No

[mighty remnant]

Aw

[still apex]

Sorry I mean hi

[gentle steppe]

#freemaboyincho

[still apex]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[gentle steppe]

#firescipio

#modssuck

[still apex]

Preach

[last verge]

Reti Opening: Dutch, Lisitsyn, Rydel-Bloodgood, Polish Gambit, Dalesio Gambit

[merry gust]

I got muted yesterday for making a nsfw joke

[restive storm]

what happened it seems like mods are hated a lot lately

[gentle steppe]

#giveNKfots

[still apex]

Banned my boy incho

[last verge]

banned??

[gentle steppe]

They timed out incho for a week

[still apex]

Well timed him out for a week

[restive storm]

is that the only thing that happened

[still apex]

Banned isn’t the right word lmao

[still apex]

Yeah

[gentle steppe]

If he repeats it's a ban

[still apex]

Also it’s just like a recurring meme I guess

I’ve seen a lot of people shit on the mods recently

[restive storm]

I've been wondering if there's any other reasons for this

[still apex]

Uhhhh I don’t know tbh

[last verge]

do you guys prefer dy dx or dx dy for the order of integration

[still apex]

Called some weirdo a fatass

[last verge]

thats kinda funny

[bright glade]

I'm not sure if that makes sense to me

[still apex]

Idk ask the mods

It’s literally 1984

[last verge]

1. e4 c6 or 1. e4 c5

[still apex]

a6

[timid stratus]

Bro what if someone stalls game

[restive storm]

what are you saying

[still apex]

If you prefer the caro or Sicilian

[last verge]

pancakes or waffles

[last verge]

report block and move on

[merry gust]

who’s this?

[restive storm]

I prefer playing 1... e5

[still apex]

Based

[timid stratus]

Ok thats a stall on stream LOL

[still apex]

Best by test

[gentle steppe]

#freeincho

[still apex]

I know it’s e4 but still

[restive storm]

but still yeah

[merry gust]

He’s in the server?

[still apex]

What having 0 friends does to a mf

[merry gust]

[last verge]

people still use icc?

[still apex]

Uhhh do you know how to swim?

[last verge]

hmm interersting

[merry gust]

rip dude

[still apex]

Do you know how to fly?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cagnus Marlsen (mr_stockfish_11)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 845 (861 peak)
Blitz: 489 (489 peak)
Bullet: 394 (453 peak)

[still apex]

If you can swim + fly you should be good

[merry gust]

how do u fly

[still apex]

Flap your arms like their wings and you’ll fly

I cannot say another thing because I’ll get banned

[merry gust]

what if my arms are gone

[last verge]

helicopter

[still apex]

Uhhh crying would be a great option

[merry gust]

I know

[merry gust]

What if my eyes were gone

[glossy radish]

moo

[last verge]

@grim edge why bad

[still apex]

At that point might as well go Canadian healthcare for “help”

[last verge]

hi v

[glossy radish]

hi duckyy

[merry gust]

alright cool thanks for ur tip I well certainly not do that

[last verge]

idk i just refresh and it comes back

[last verge]

how has chess been

[restive storm]

yeah refresh discord

[glossy radish]

bad

[last verge]

same

[still apex]

Lmao

[merry gust]

I still remember yesterday where there’s a cat pfp guy named shin who said that lgbtq people need to get help

[glossy radish]

i played a rated blitz game after not playing any rated games for a while and lost. now i give up

[still apex]

There’s a lot of mfs like this on the server

[glossy radish]

we dont give a shit about those types of people

[merry gust]

lmao

[still apex]

At the beginning of the month it was like 1 in every 3

[last verge]

i also lose a lot of games

[still apex]

It was actually crazy

[glossy radish]

moo

[merry gust]

I think he got sended to the shadow realm

[last verge]

was grinding for 215 on lichess bullet but now im low 200

[still apex]

Woof

[glossy radish]

moo

[last verge]

quack

[still apex]

W tbh

[glossy radish]

bullet bad

[lapis lava]

skill issue

[glossy radish]

i got top 2 and then the last minute i got top 4 in those bullet arenas

[still apex]

Yeah people got super pressed about pride month and started being weird

[glossy radish]

no

[merry gust]

W

[glossy radish]

no

[last verge]

bullet good

[still apex]

I don’t want to get smoked thank you

[merry gust]

cool

[glossy radish]

sorry

[last verge]

2144 (2194 peak)

[glossy radish]

bullet bad

[still apex]

Why it says you’re 2000-2100

[merry gust]

botez gambit

[glossy radish]

nom nom

[still apex]

I still don’t like my chances tbh

[merry gust]

botez gambit 2.0

[still apex]

Damn

[last verge]

your chances are worse

i would argue 2100 blitz is probably stronger than 2100 rapid

[merry gust]

:

[still apex]

Give me 10 mins and I’ll play you

[merry gust]

sus

[last verge]

kek

[still apex]

@grim edge dm me in 10 mins if you still wanna play

[merry gust]

Roblox unpowering imagination

[scenic holly]

probably there are probably more people who play blitz which makes it harder to gain elo

[merry gust]

people use rapid to improve

[last verge]

no the blitz pool is just mega sweaty

[merry gust]

while blitz is to is to be sweaty as hell

[scenic holly]

yeah basically

[merry gust]

[still apex]

Yeah but rapid is too time consuming and you need to be ready ngl

[merry gust]

do 10 min

[wind vector]

1k rapid 2k blitz, you’re like my friend but switched

[still apex]

Mods?

[scenic holly]

I found myself to improve a lot doing 3 minutes

[last verge]

i finished a multi hour grind in rapid that resulted in +6 elo

[scenic holly]

same but I disconnected and lost a potential 250+ elo gain

[steep viper]

Blitz is gay

Yes

[still apex]

The fire emoji really saved the sentence

[gentle steppe]

💀

[wind vector]

homophobics have entered the chat:

[merry gust]

no

[last verge]

georgy lisitsyn

[gentle steppe]

[steep viper]

Whats wrong with being homophobic tho

[scenic holly]

everything

[steep viper]

Y’all need Jesus

[wind vector]

bro f ed up

[still apex]

Your odds at getting a job diminish heavily

[scenic holly]

ya'll need no one

[gentle steppe]

Great times we all are living in @still apex

[still apex]

Real shit

[merry gust]

god isn’t real : people have different beliefs u pea sized Brain

[steep viper]

Uh

Yes he is

[gentle steppe]

No religious talk

[wind vector]

all non atheists have entered the chat:

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008520315153961051/1055379005836115978/caption-20.gif

[still apex]

Nk IRL

[gentle steppe]

Ihy

[wind vector]

is it true?

[still apex]

My b Nk it was a goof

[steep viper]

Why are you so mad at it

[gentle steppe]

No

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-clear-myself-gif-meme-gif-25725527

[scenic holly]

suggestion to ban religious people because they spread homophobia

[merry gust]

no

[gentle steppe]

Racist

[merry gust]

Racist

[still apex]

Can we not hate each other over religion and instead hate each other over chess?

[merry gust]

I love racing as a racist

[gentle steppe]

U suck at chess

[still apex]

Damn

[wind vector]

how about we have peace for all? or is that hotly contested as well

[glossy radish]

moooooo

[scenic holly]

"but you see this guy thinks that god is real"

[steep viper]

Im a racist 🚙

[gentle steppe]

💀def not a joke i have heard hundreds of times

[still apex]

If you Indian and you ain’t a grandmaster by 17 you ain’t a real Indian

[grim edge]

nice

[steep viper]

Im pretty sure he is real

[wind vector]

vroom vroom

[merry gust]

true

[gentle steppe]

I m 13

[still apex]

Gotta grind a lot NK

[scenic holly]

sadly we can't prove either if god is real or if he isn't

[merry gust]

4 more years to go grind a lot dude

[glossy radish]

hi nkk

[last verge]

Racist

[steep viper]

Yup

[still apex]

But I can mathematically prove that French>Caro

[scenic holly]

science has limitations

[merry gust]

god let me cough if you’re real (I have a coughing disease)

[gentle steppe]

Let's hope my father let me do what i wana do they want me to hold their buisness

[grim edge]

im 17 and im 1000 bullet now

damn im not a real indian

[gentle steppe]

[last verge]

bro is wrong

[steep viper]

That’s not how it works

[wind vector]

see by measuring the weight of the sun with the massive circumference of your mom, I have figured out if god is real

[still apex]

Dw it’s just NK

[last verge]

[still apex]

Nuh uh

[last verge]

oh shit my bad

[gentle steppe]

Hi v

[grim edge]

i got muted

[scenic holly]

I believe that there is an invisible unicorn over me that watches over me and makes sure that I don't get into any trouble

Anyone who says otherwise can suck it

[merry gust]

suck what (your lawyer advised you to not continue this joke)

[last verge]

it

[scenic holly]

also the unicorn tells me to stay away from gay people

[grim edge]

ur weird

[gentle steppe]

Bro what

[grim edge]

im gay

[glossy radish]

moo

[merry gust]

ok

[wind vector]

ok

[last verge]

average 1400 comment

[glossy radish]

ducky hows chess

[last verge]

horrible im stuck in WW2

[gentle steppe]

Shut up duck touch some grass

[grim edge]

my toe hurts

[gentle steppe]

Dw i will give u motivational speeches

[last verge]

nk interact with another person in real life challenge (impossible)

[glossy radish]

[merry gust]

Average chess argument

[last verge]

i gained 6 elo after hours im completely defeated

[gentle steppe]

God dam it that's tru

[last verge]

median chess argument

[glossy radish]

thats lovely

[last verge]

look

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1941 (1941 peak)
Blitz: 1870 (1870 peak)
Bullet: 1863 (1863 peak)

[still apex]

Discord users try to talk to a girl irl (impossible)

[gentle steppe]

Ur gaining elo?

[last verge]

stuck in WW2

[still apex]

Bet send me a dm

[grim edge]

interquartile range arguemeny

[last verge]

not enough it should be like at least 20 after hours

[last verge]

standard error argument

[gentle steppe]

Atleast ur gaining elo after i play I lose elo

[merry gust]

Rip

[steep viper]

?

[last verge]

although i was in great depression when i started grind

[glossy radish]

but thats good ducky

[last verge]

and WW1 before that

[grim edge]

positively scewed bell curve argumebnt

[last verge]

scewed

[grim edge]

bro

[merry gust]

sin, sin city wasn’t made for you

[digital phoenix]

Heheheha

[gentle steppe]

[digital phoenix]

Finally someone knows stuff

[merry gust]

The person below me has no father

[steep viper]

Why the ping

[grim edge]

nothing

[grim edge]

;

[steep viper]

???

[last verge]

they're making me do double integrals

[steep viper]

You replied to me

[digital phoenix]

Rude ok pinging mods

[latent pebble]

it’s funny how you’re publicly a homophobe

[last verge]

ur smelly

[grim edge]

;

[latent pebble]

Not even closeted it be silly

[merry gust]

Don’t be such a snitch ok?

[glossy radish]

oh its las

[steep viper]

@mods

[digital phoenix]

Omg called me a snitch pinging mods

[grim edge]

i already dm'd one

[merry gust]

oh god nvm u do u

[digital phoenix]

We’re u the one that reported me for something

[grim edge]

no

[steep viper]

He was

[digital phoenix]

Hm

[glossy radish]

what was the "something"

[grim edge]

ur sus

[digital phoenix]

Who’s the snitch dming mods hm

[last verge]

my prof still hasnt released my test score from over 2 weeks ago

[glossy radish]

uhhh cough

[merry gust]

that guy who like Jesus way too much (Yucalax)

[digital phoenix]

What

I thought it’d be the gay people reporting him

[steep viper]

What did I do now

[grim edge]

Good night y'all.

im gay

[digital phoenix]

Makes sense

[merry gust]

make senses also

[steep viper]

Already knew that

[digital phoenix]

Thorne u gay fr

[latent pebble]

I’m normal

[steep viper]

Is that you

[glossy radish]

im v

[steep viper]

Im yuca

[latent pebble]

I’m normal

[last verge]

i'm an f distribution

[glossy radish]

shut up yuca im v

[latent pebble]

real

[merry gust]

no Im straight

[steep viper]

You shut up I’m yuca

[latent pebble]

Isn’t your name like poison ivy

[digital phoenix]

Exactly

[turbid ridge]

Y’all it’s my birthday 🎂

[last verge]

im almost at 50k messages

[spring coral]

hello

[glossy radish]

can u not bru

[steep viper]

Happy birth

[latent pebble]

My fault

[grim edge]

ur homophobic

[grim edge]

Would you be gay for 20$ tho?

[digital phoenix]

Who gives a sh- happy birthday

[glossy radish]

happy birthdya wishing you the best

[merry gust]

happy birthday dude

[grim edge]

hey

[glossy radish]

apologise

[digital phoenix]

Stay halal

[last verge]

malaysia

[merry gust]

no I supoort it

[digital phoenix]

No longer halal

[merry gust]

I’m live in Malaysia which is an islam country

[grim edge]

oh shit

[glossy radish]

las being mean again @iron spade

[merry gust]

jk I don’t support it but I respect it

[grim edge]

Your words are the reason we will go extinct. Youre welcome nihilist

[last verge]

meet up with @digital phoenix

[grim edge]

Basef

[latent pebble]

Have a brawl

[grim edge]

yeah thats cap, u just dont want them to kill u

[merry gust]

yes wait no

[digital phoenix]

This is the literal reason why we only have one coldplay concert

[latent pebble]

Coldplay concert?

[digital phoenix]

Singapore has like 3 or 5 or smth

[steep viper]

Hotplay

[merry gust]

yes dude I would be get beaten by canes and send to jail never seeing the sun anymore

[digital phoenix]

Adapt

[grim edge]

damn

[merry gust]

I live in Melaka

[latent pebble]

Thorne would beat lase up in a fight

[last verge]

i loves canes the chicken is fire

[digital phoenix]

Sugar canes

[merry gust]

cool

[latent pebble]

ikr

[merry gust]

no first they put the cane wood in horse pee and beat u one hit and ur skin is off

[digital phoenix]

Homosexuality is invented by Americans, the term homophobic is invented by Americans.

[digital phoenix]

There’s no shot

[last verge]

hyperboloid

[grim edge]

thats homoph-

[merry gust]

real

[last verge]

of two sheets

[merry gust]

Wrong sticker

[digital phoenix]

Outstanding

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1106848340643155988/image0.gif

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008520315153961051/1055379005836115978/caption-20.gif

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-bruh-fr-bruh-fr-fr-bruh-fr-bruhhh-gif-25349553

[pure horizon]

What the hell did I go into

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073944903245111438/1097068523014082660/3612-deadskull.gif

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/selfie-cat-gif-10828389

[merry gust]

what

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-inspection-balls-inspection-football-bobux-gif-19234883

[digital phoenix]

Discord

[grim edge]

thanks i lost them

[pure horizon]

I’m confused on what’s happening

[merry gust]

what

[pure horizon]

Fair

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-in-trouble-oh-no-shocked-whoops-gif-14620936

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-my-beloved-chess-opening-caro-kann-opening-gif-25222289

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dox-doxx-i-really-respect-your-opinion-one-small-issue-ip-gif-25805728

[bright remnant]

i am back with cat gifs

[digital phoenix]

No

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/999076938662563952/image0-1-3.gif

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flip-gif-25408082

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-screamer-cat-gif-26604710

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-puncher-cat-gif-26465800

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-sadder-cat-gif-26465773

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/fax-gif-21678277

[bright remnant]

insane cat gifs for everyone

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/by-aq-how-to-get-friends-gif-22577051

[bright remnant]

bye now

[merry gust]

https://tenor.com/view/saintitcheif-saint-dreamy-bull-thug-shaker-gif-25917776

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1011892048137302116/image0-34-1-1.gif

[digital phoenix]

Ur the literal low rank here

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dylan_dylan_dylan-gif-22809244

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[grim edge]

oh yea

[past iris]

so pro

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-25002731

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/gannon-dance-gangnam-style-gif-20150605

[merry gust]

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

[past iris]

throw it back

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-flaahbang-bomb-white-theme-gif-22048581

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/914434419446677504.gif?size=48

[full folio]

1200?

[queen canyon]

hop on valorant

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-screen-troll-prank-spider-on-screen-gif-22096442

[digital phoenix]

Bro it’s a free pawn

[merry gust]

I feel it

[queen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-fly-fly-scare-fly-hapesas-screen-bug-gif-24360955

[merry gust]

In my bones

[digital phoenix]

Shits bigger than my flip Nokia phone

[past iris]

i have this feeling

[queen canyon]

my shoulders knees and toes

[past iris]

inside my balls

[queen canyon]

my balls, the music, makes me feel alive

[past iris]

Goth Mommy Chess

better than gothamchess

[still apex]

i need that

[past iris]

dead chat

[merry gust]

dude back

[past iris]

Bullshit

[still apex]

i need a goth alt gf that plats chess

[bright remnant]

@digital phoenix 5k more messages

[latent pebble]

real

[digital phoenix]

Yessir

[merry gust]

bishop in a100000000000

[latent pebble]

What rhymes with kapp

[digital phoenix]

Cap

[bright remnant]

slap !

[latent pebble]

real

[queen canyon]

karp

[past iris]

a1sextillion

[full folio]

TOASTER IS DEAD

[digital phoenix]

Toaster is broken

[full folio]

Oh

My bad

[bright remnant]

U CAN TYPE BIG IF U ARE DISCORD PREMIUM USER

[queen canyon]

this chat feels like its only made of 6 yr olds, and im here for it

[full folio]

*sad chamber noises

[queen canyon]

nope

[digital phoenix]

nah

[merry gust]

[high gazelle]

Man I’ve had this killer head ache

[merry gust]

how in the helicopter u do this

[bright remnant]

bro is gonna see a tutorial now !!!!

[digital phoenix]

They are so dead

You want to play let’s play

[full folio]

[bright remnant]

#<space>text

[digital phoenix]

No one walks away

Come- sova

c*me into the unknown

[bright remnant]

yall can't type this ffs

[digital phoenix]

_ _

[sacred sigil]

nah

[merry gust]

ok nerd

[small apex]

🗿

[sacred sigil]

((((**(shtfup lmao ))))))))*

[queen canyon]

bloop blap blip blop

[bright remnant]

i knew this blank message trick but i forgor

[queen canyon]

bip bip,

[small apex]

🗿

[sacred sigil]

Labida dap NOOOOO @queen canyon

[digital phoenix]

It’s not black there’s literally nothing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rewpea

This is the Chess.com profile of rewpea. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 740 (1001 peak)
Blitz: 1007 (1049 peak)
Bullet: 1262 (1262 peak)

[frozen escarp]

wow

[sacred sigil]

From FGTeeV

[queen canyon]

Biba di di bidip

[bright remnant]

mb i wanted to type blank instead of black 💀

[merry gust]

I can feel the nostalgia coming in my bones

[bright remnant]

i am not racist guys chill

[digital phoenix]

||black||

[sacred sigil]

Fr

[merry gust]

how do u do that in mobile

[frozen escarp]

||

[digital phoenix]

|

[queen canyon]

i am so racist im using discord white mode

[merry gust]

what

[still apex]

Bro likes having a flash bang every time he opens the app

[frozen escarp]

do || on both sides

[past iris]

wasureta

[queen canyon]

fake zel

[merry gust]

I can feel his speech inside my bones oh god

[bright remnant]

||nerd ?||

[merry gust]

||bruh||

[past iris]

your bones have a ton of feelings

[merry gust]

||balls||

[sacred sigil]

black

[north wraith]

Zel is my bestfriend but he literally quit playing chess because of his mental health. Okay you can call me fake zel whatever you wanted too. I feel more chill guy here

[sacred sigil]

black

[frozen escarp]

i threw up

[bright remnant]

🐊

[queen canyon]

i didnt even mean to offend you lol

[digital phoenix]

Where proof that best friend

[queen canyon]

and thats why we love it

[digital phoenix]

Also he’s quit chess like 4 times

[past iris]

chess harm mental health

????

[merry gust]

||blunder||

[north wraith]

His mental health bro i can show u about his message

[queen canyon]

yes

[past iris]

ke2

[digital phoenix]

It’s just excuses

[merry gust]

ok cool

who’s kel

[north wraith]

No bro he literally left the server i can't blame anymore

[digital phoenix]

He’s done that 4 times

[queen canyon]

yall should play candice he is very good at the game

[bright remnant]

am i allowed to send bunda gif here ?

[north wraith]

I know that

[north wraith]

Idk when tho but okie

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1941 (1941 peak)
Blitz: 1870 (1870 peak)
Bullet: 1863 (1863 peak)

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-cat-gif-26549889

[sacred sigil]

Az too good

[dawn trout]

I love cats

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> skillfullywhirow

This is the Chess.com profile of skillfullywhirow. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1027 (1345 peak)
Blitz: 2144 (2194 peak)
Bullet: 840 (1123 peak)

[north wraith]

Epic

[glossy radish]

,pp

[bright remnant]

.pp

[glossy radish]

i meant to type moo 💀

[bright remnant]

.moo

[glossy radish]

yes

[last verge]

,pp

[bright remnant]

MOO

[north wraith]

How did he do that

[glossy radish]

MOOOOO

[bright remnant]

discord premium users get the perk to do this

[glossy radish]

moo

[glossy radish]

yep

[bright remnant]

u are not a discord premium user i see

[north wraith]

Ohhh

[merry gust]

I have a degree ||in eating cats|| (before you say anything my ethnicity is Chinese)

[north wraith]

Yeahh

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

the burgir cat ✨

[glossy radish]

burgir

https://tenor.com/view/plink-gif-27475997

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/by-aq-how-to-get-friends-gif-22577051

[merry gust]

I also have a degree ||in eating dogs||

[pliant pike]

I ‫ both of yo nuts

[bright remnant]

nice hair

friend ?

[bright remnant]

wait i actually don't know how to do this

[glossy radish]

loser

[small hull]

Check out this brilliant move: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81102654079?move=22&tab=review

[worn ice]

NICK_TOPCHEX (1237) vs. ColgateSaba (934)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. d3 Bc5 5. [f4] d6 6. Nf3 exf4 7. Bxf4 h6 8. h4 Bg4 9. Qd2 Bxf3 10. gxf3 O-O 11. O-O-O Re8 12. Bxh6 Nh5 13. Bg5 Qd7 14. Nd5 Bd4 15. c3 Be5 16. Rhg1 a6 17. Qg2 Kh8 18. f4 f6 19. fxe5 fxg5 20. Qxg5 Qf7 21. Nxc7 Rxe5 22. Bxf7 Rxg5 23. Rxg5 Nf6 24. Nxa8 Ne5 25. Bd5 Nf3 26. Rg3 Nxh4 27. Bxb7 a5 28. Bd5 Kh7 29. Nc7 Kh6 30. Ne6 g6 31. Rdg1 g5 32. Nxg5 Nxd5 33. exd5 Nf5 34. Nf7+ Kh7 35. Rh1+ Nh6 36. Nxh6 a4 37. Nf5# 

[pliant pike]

you see discord super premium users only have the ability to do this

[bright remnant]

imma get discord super premium soon

[sacred sigil]

Hi

[merry gust]

Greek gift?

[pliant pike]

its actually a hidden feature that is only available to a select few

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> taxyplays

This is the Chess.com profile of taxyplays. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 947 (982 peak)
Blitz: 736 (766 peak)
Bullet: 1402 (1418 peak)

[sacred sigil]

I'm ass yk

[scenic bramble]

LMAO I am no premium

[viscid jacinth]

Imagine having no premium

[merry gust]

bruh dude why

[pliant pike]

kinda

cringe

tbh

[high gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[sacred sigil]

I wish I had premium

[tawdry sluice]

[scenic bramble]

Shut up

bruh

[merry gust]

your mom and your dad ||mailman||

[sacred sigil]

@viscid jacinth but ure elo trash with it

[viscid jacinth]

Thats cool and all but who asked

[high gazelle]

I hope ur mom is your aunt and your dad is your grandpa

[small hull]

What dies that mean

[high gazelle]

Real asf

[sacred sigil]

I'm just saying

[viscid jacinth]

You bullet freak

[merry gust]

a chess move cool one

[scenic bramble]

Can anyone recommend me a video to learn Queen's pawn opening? for both white and black

[brazen fern]

Hey, do you know any funny chess meme channels to watch on youtube?

[sacred sigil]

U flexing premium and I here never had premium strated 3 months ago already at u're level

[undone dove]

A sacrifice on h7 for a winning attack

[small hull]

This game is satisfying af 11 book move theory

[high gazelle]

Just ordered some shi of temu it’s finna take 300 years to get delivered

[brazen fern]

Anyone else?

[viscid jacinth]

You are guy to name yourself smth like Taxyplays

[cloud garnet]

I was destroying a bot and then I missclicked and I didnt take a free pawn but moved to a square next to it and lost a q

[sacred sigil]

Iz cool name

[tawdry sluice]

i got andrenaline rush when fps games

[merry gust]

Joke

[sacred sigil]

Nah

[sacred sigil]

Magnoooseee

[scenic bramble]

Can anyone recommend me a video to learn Queen's pawn opening? for both white and black

[merry gust]

Yes ||you bastard,no|| (before u see this it’s a joke)

[cloud garnet]

@scenic bramble Il dm

[viscid jacinth]

And you are a type of guy who will chose a nonsensical name like skillfullywhirow

[sacred sigil]

/profile @viscid jacinth

[tawdry sluice]

d4

[scenic bramble]

❤️

[sacred sigil]

AYOOO Ur bad

[bright remnant]

discord ‫ premium user

[tawdry sluice]

[brazen fern]

anyone know any funny chess meme channels to watch on Youtube other than Gotham chess?

[glossy radish]

moooo

[sacred sigil]

@grim edge LMAOOOOO

[bright remnant]

discord ‫ premium user

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @brazen fern, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[scenic bramble]

mooo

[glossy radish]

moo ‫‫ moo

[viscid jacinth]

Thats funny because when your parents tried to throw you they got fined for littering

[brazen fern]

hey thanks

[bright remnant]

@pliant pike

[turbid ridge]

bro is gatekeeping

[pliant pike]

[bright remnant]

heheheehehheheheheahhwhahhahhrhhehehahhehaaaahahahah

[tawdry sluice]

/adrenalinerush true

[glossy radish]

moo

[tawdry sluice]

[glossy radish]

not wrong

[brazen fern]

anyone know any funny chess meme channels to watch on Youtube other than Gotham chess?

[cloud garnet]

@merry gust I thought it was -848478391003858290

[viscid jacinth]

I would say you have a smaller brain than a 3 year old until i realised you dont have one ||(sorry v)||

[merry gust]

Is that my ip address

[cloud garnet]

Hahaha

[grim edge]

levi

[brazen fern]

Oh thanks

[glossy radish]

@viscid jacinth show yo eyebrows again

[restive storm]

me when 8 lichess study chapters on najdorf sicilian and I'm not close to being halfway done

[tawdry sluice]

another arguement

come on

[scenic bramble]

LeviGotham

[cloud garnet]

@merry gust Levi is watching you from the window think of your next move carefully (jk)

[merry gust]

Oh no

[full folio]

I don’t understand how people enjoy doing this

[glossy radish]

moooo

[digital phoenix]

Because they suck

[cloud garnet]

@merry gust be carefull or he will sac THE ROOOOK!!!!!!

[scenic bramble]

who is this

[viscid jacinth]

@glossy radish here ya go

[tawdry sluice]

me vs myself🗣️🔥

[merry gust]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-eating-ice-gif-19921852

[viscid jacinth]

Wow and v left

[sacred sigil]

Guys I need help pls

[grim edge]

me fr

[merry gust]

mm yes good ice tastes like water

[grim edge]

v reported me to the police

[scenic bramble]

@viscid jacinth you were 23 right? How you become 13

[viscid jacinth]

Whats the matter

[digital phoenix]

HAHAHA RAN 23 AHAHAH

[merry gust]

he went back in time

[viscid jacinth]

i was joking obviously

[digital phoenix]

dude there is no world where he is 23

[sacred sigil]

If I want to watch chess.com lesson do I need to buy onlydiamond or can I buy like plat @viscid jacinth

[viscid jacinth]

also i am 15 cmon

[merry gust]

just like ur mom

[grim edge]

lmao

[sacred sigil]

Just like my gf

[viscid jacinth]

You can take a lesson once a week without membership

[sacred sigil]

I tried

Didn't work lmao

[viscid jacinth]

But with membership you can take it unlimited times

[grim edge]

self report

[scenic bramble]

sell her ||to me||

[viscid jacinth]

You might have seen a lesson this week then

[tawdry sluice]

you will become saul goodman(ultgg)

[sacred sigil]

Didn't but ok

[viscid jacinth]

Well i am handsome so

[grim edge]

whats his usernam

[tawdry sluice]

dunno

[grim edge]

i know he had mental health probles or smth

[viscid jacinth]

by my grandma you meant your great grandma

[sacred sigil]

Pwease gift me premium

[tawdry sluice]

@grim

[sacred sigil]

I will do anything

[viscid jacinth]

lil bro ran out of roasts

[grim edge]

bro thinks he's stephen hawking

[bright remnant]

https://txnor.com/view/summer-solstice-2023-gif-9436121939708435205

[tawdry sluice]

@stray barn

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[bright remnant]

do yall know how this works ?

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-gta-gta5-gta-v-michael-gif-23721820

[tawdry sluice]

fr

[cloud garnet]

Hahaha

[tawdry sluice]

im watching yall argue

[tawdry sluice]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

fake

[tawdry sluice]

real

[merry gust]

British

[grim edge]

i have dms

[cloud garnet]

What happened to GIGA CHAD?!

[viscid jacinth]

I am learning how to draw bois

[merry gust]

British

[tawdry sluice]

asian

[merry gust]

Idk

[viscid jacinth]

Polar bear cant you see

[grim edge]

giga horse 😍

[cloud garnet]

You missspelled its Briiish

[tawdry sluice]

nuh uh

[cloud garnet]

Booah of wota

[tawdry sluice]

[grim edge]

bro think he's Goal:1000 ERN:945

[cloud garnet]

Hahaha

[merry gust]

I’m gonna watch u sleep

[grim edge]

stop sending hesss

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge Il change it my ello droped a little

[tawdry sluice]

nuh uh

[gritty bramble]

nuh

[merry gust]

I’m gonna watch you sleep ||while your home alone||

[tawdry sluice]

ok bro

[grim edge]

bro is locked out

[tawdry sluice]

[gritty bramble]

on purpose fs

[cloud garnet]

Now its better

[gritty bramble]

i liked the black role

[merry gust]

How he got locked out

[merry gust]

dude reverse Micheal Jackson

[undone dove]

<@&745328830649991179> another one

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> kinda cool role don’t u think

[gritty bramble]

yo what did i do to u

[cloud garnet]

Does it serve you well? (*joke Im not racist)

[gritty bramble]

get some extra vocab yk

[undone dove]

You’re suppose to be banned but the bot didn’t do. But uh, yeah, that’s the only thing

[full folio]

I booted up a 10 min game and played 30 moves in 90 seconds. My opponent started talking shit like I was actually trying 💀

[glossy radish]

uh oh

[merry gust]

he’s French it’s fin e

[full folio]

Also how sad does someone have to be to talk shit on chess.com lmao

[grim edge]

no sni5tvhhing

[cloud garnet]

@full folio bro world champion in bullete games

[full folio]

I was just having fun and messing around

It’s just weird how some ppl take it so seriously

[glossy radish]

mooo

[merry gust]

Someone talked shit to me when I was winning ||he’s American||

[full folio]

This guy was American too

[cloud garnet]

@hearty dome

[glossy radish]

yeah, no one whos trying to play a serious game would like someone trolling

[long zealot]

hello my chessians

[merry gust]

lol what

[glossy radish]

hi

[cerulean quest]

Yo, I am new here

[uncut anchor]

hi

[glossy radish]

hi !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[merry gust]

hi

[grim edge]

dobt care

[full folio]

That’s fair, but I feel like most 800 players don’t take it that seriously

[glossy radish]

hihi

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-bart-lisa-join-us-gif-13066208

[tawdry sluice]

yo

[full folio]

I guess I should use my 1200 account if I wanna mess around

[glossy radish]

anyone would take it seriously, you shouldnt be messing around in a rated game. play unrated games instead

[tawdry sluice]

[cerulean quest]

I was bored and I am injured with no electricity so I joined

[grim edge]

anger issues

[cloud garnet]

@full folio whats your rating on the main account?

[grim edge]

i hope you are okay

[full folio]

820

[merry gust]

cool,hope you’re okay tho 🙂

[cloud garnet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xHEgHjJvR94?feature=share

Wow!

[cerulean quest]

Its nothing, just hit my knee really hard on some stones

[full folio]

Ik it sounds weird that my main is 800 and my alt is 1200, but 1200 is legitimately 10x easier

[digital phoenix]

Some kid smaller than me challenged me to a fight last time in takewondo or something I beat the shit out of him

[grim edge]

damn

[cerulean quest]

You cant trick me again

[glossy radish]

lets fight

[grim edge]

nice

[cloud garnet]

@cerulean quest hope your alright

[digital phoenix]

Can’t find me

[full folio]

1200 is basically 500 but they studied an opening, so if you survive 20 moves, they’ll hang mate in 2 like 50% of the time

[gray saddle]

#FreeIncho

[glossy radish]

yeah cuz u too tiny

[digital phoenix]

I’m taller than u

[glossy radish]

short

[grim edge]

very wrong tho

[glossy radish]

youre in denial

[gray saddle]

Cute Lasagna

[grim edge]

when i was 1200 i studied no openings

[merry gust]

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrows-raise-eyebrow-an-ro-gif-13501007

[viscid jacinth]

Pathetic

[full folio]

I’ve played around 20-30 games in 1200, it is around the same level of 500 except the opening from what I’ve seen

[digital phoenix]

I’m also the only guy in football who can take down some guy way bigger than me

[viscid jacinth]

Pathetic

[grim edge]

bro thinks he's lasanga

[full folio]

800 players are much better than 1200 players

[cloud garnet]

Again?

[tawdry sluice]

true

[grim edge]

cap

[digital phoenix]

Volleyball sucks

[grim edge]

Have u guys ever gotten a blunder and then a brilliant the next move

[viscid jacinth]

Dude i hate when people tell about people above their rating and not knowing shit

Also 2000s are basically people who know 10 openings more than 1500s

[digital phoenix]

I know 3 openings bro

[cloud garnet]

Being 900 is top 70% bruhhhh

[viscid jacinth]

i am sarcastic cmon

[tawdry sluice]

i only know king's gambit: King's Knight variation

[glossy radish]

hm, i bet i could still beat you

[digital phoenix]

Still zax might know a lot cos he’s a noob

[tawdry sluice]

[grim edge]

Vienna game is best opening for white at 1100 💯💯

[merry gust]

I love eating pineapple

sandwich

[glossy radish]

las square up

[grim edge]

ew

no one knows any vienna theory

[viscid jacinth]

I am the only one who is very pro smh

[digital phoenix]

Triangle

[glossy radish]

hexagons on top

[digital phoenix]

Hexagon car tires

[glossy radish]

those are a thing?

[viscid jacinth]

I bet lasagna with knock you out with one punch v

[glossy radish]

uhh no

i have fighting experience

[digital phoenix]

I’ve never actually fought with the intention to knock out

[glossy radish]

just cuz im tiny doesnt mean i cant throw hands

[viscid jacinth]

Yes dude like he might even knock me out who knows

[glossy radish]

i could

[viscid jacinth]

He is like buffed by football

[glossy radish]

shit he plays football?

[viscid jacinth]

I definitely know u cant

[digital phoenix]

Soccer football

[glossy radish]

i could

[viscid jacinth]

you cant

[digital phoenix]

I swear if u thought it was American football I will kill u

[glossy radish]

oh dear

[gray saddle]

Boxing is not the way to hurt somebody, but an order.

[merry gust]

soccer is better

[glossy radish]

cough

[viscid jacinth]

If i gave you one punch to hit me on my face you will give me a nosebleed at maximum