💬〡general-off-topic

[frail basin]

My section likes to do that

[odd verge]

HEY

I go by

[primal shore]

Storm got they stuff taken away for whatever reason

[frail basin]

I identify her as a man women.

[grave wasp]

it died from too much fem

[frail basin]

Hello. I’m back after 2 months of vacation time

[primal shore]

You can't choose someone else's identity smh my head

[grim edge]

pronouns r so cool

[odd verge]

I go by thing/it because I'm a creature of the internet

[frail basin]

[frail basin]

I go by Hu/man

Cause I’m a Human.

[latent pebble]

lase identifies as clownself/clownsexual

[odd verge]

MAN THE PATRIARCHY

[grave wasp]

hello my name is Hugh Mann

[grim edge]

i love the two sides of the chess.com discord on display rn

[digital phoenix]

i identify as definitely/sane

[frail basin]

Ye

[grim edge]

im very/cute

[odd verge]

my neo pronouns are awesome/awesomeself

[tepid panther]

Yall are wild in the chat tonight

[frail basin]

I identify you as a stuckup/plebeian

[odd verge]

UR BADDIE IS WILD IN MY DMS RN

[noble glen]

Can you play variants on mobile?? (Bughouse)

[digital phoenix]

ur pronouns are shit/london player

[odd verge]

imma give u a new covid variant

[digital phoenix]

on web yeah

[latent pebble]

real

[tepid panther]

Bro I don't want a baddie☠️

[noble glen]

lmao

[grave wasp]

real

[grim edge]

wowgh gaius julius caesar in the chat rn

[digital phoenix]

i was first

idk what ur on about

[tepid panther]

Dude I've lost to time against 3 2300s today in totally winning positions ☠️

[frail basin]

Orange Julius Caesar

[odd verge]

BAZONGERS

[digital phoenix]

lmao

[frail basin]

That’s how we got a new spanking new orange juice brand.

[flint meadow]

hi

[odd verge]

Ur late thats the old ss

[grave wasp]

so uh what happened to storm

[digital phoenix]

btw i saw 2 crows kill a small bird yesterday

[grim edge]

storm vanished

[digital phoenix]

apparently got stuff taken away thats all

[grave wasp]

it died

[grim edge]

its cruek but its nature

[odd verge]

WTH DOES IT MEAN HER STUFF GOT TAKEN AWAY??

[frail basin]

Killed two stones with one bird

[grave wasp]

huh

[digital phoenix]

some guy went to try to save the bird and the crow hit him in the head

[odd verge]

Yeah I took this person's inanimate object away

[tepid panther]

Wuzzup

[digital phoenix]

thats literally all duck said

[grave wasp]

what stuff

[frail basin]

The crows are horrible

[odd verge]

ive been getting better at checkers

[grim edge]

im kinda eepy

[tepid panther]

You're chessed out, you were grinding a lot

[grave wasp]

oh lol

[tepid panther]

Well deserved break

[grim edge]

i need.... go bed

[digital phoenix]

imagine if parents dont approve its identity

[odd verge]

whatchu devving

[latent pebble]

Wtf you use browser on phone

[digital phoenix]

retire

[latent pebble]

weird ah mf

[grave wasp]

it would get disowned

[odd verge]

this mf

[flint meadow]

anyone want to play chess

[digital phoenix]

perfect theory into shenanigans

[frail basin]

That happens man

[latent pebble]

Wtf scotch

[grim edge]

laser wth r u doing

[digital phoenix]

with what

[frail basin]

E4 E5 Nf3 Nc6 Nc3 Nf6 D4

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1941 (1941 peak)
Blitz: 1870 (1870 peak)
Bullet: 1863 (1863 peak)

[digital phoenix]

h

[grim edge]

h

[latent pebble]

I know what the scotch is bro

it’s bad

[frail basin]

Apparently not

[grim edge]

scotch is hot

[frail basin]

wdym it’s bad.

[grim edge]

i play scotch all the time

bumped me up fifty elo

[latent pebble]

Four knights scotch dumbass

[frail basin]

“Chicken headed with duck feet and a womens face too” - bushes of love by bad lip reading

[latent pebble]

it’s literally the same

[grave wasp]

some people are making a cult off of my pfp

[grim edge]

omg ur the scotch?

[frail basin]

No it’s not

[grim edge]

say hi to dusseldorf for me

[latent pebble]

wah wah wah

[latent pebble]

both the four knights scotch and normal scotch suck

[grim edge]

omg the cat

[grave wasp]

5 people already have modified versions of my pfp and they even made a server

[latent pebble]

Four knights Italian>

[grave wasp]

help

[frail basin]

For the most part they are middle of the pack

[grim edge]

i am intimate friends with every one of its citizens

[frail basin]

Just no

[grim edge]

scotch is ^^^^^^^^^

alex send me the pfp i wanna use it

[grave wasp]

no

[frail basin]

Italian and the four knights game need to stay apart

[grim edge]

you dont love me

[frail basin]

I got you fam

[grave wasp]

not one more it's confusing enough as it is already

[frail basin]

Right here l

[grave wasp]

who are you

[latent pebble]

Scotch X four knights = worse opening

[grim edge]

i play ruy lopez exchange variation

[latent pebble]

Way to make it equal!

[frail basin]

It’s not the worse

[digital phoenix]

ur bad

[grave wasp]

yueliang has been making modified versions of my pfp

[frail basin]

There are worse options than the Four knights scotch variation

[grim edge]

exchange variation is good piss off

[grave wasp]

I hate it

[latent pebble]

shut up

[frail basin]

I want a gru version

[glossy radish]

hi

[digital phoenix]

cope 1600 noob

[frail basin]

Shush plebeian.

[grave wasp]

hi v

[glossy radish]

hi alex hru

[latent pebble]

You’re not good at cr anymore

[glossy radish]

unityyyyyy

[latent pebble]

I can just call shitty update 😹

[frail basin]

Clash royal is mid rn.

[latent pebble]

real

[grim edge]

so anyways the maxwell boltzmann distribution is the distribution of particle velocities in a hot luminous gas. u can find the average particle velocity using the equation sqrt(2kt/hm)

[frail basin]

Same game for the past Four years

[grim edge]

chess has been the same for the last thousand what u on abt

[frail basin]

Chess makes you think

Chess over Clash royal any day

[grim edge]

yeah? thats worked out for you?

[latent pebble]

Prime cr> chess

[frail basin]

it has. I’m almost at my peak of 1350 elo

[grim edge]

but do u think? or are is ur markov chain brain just getting better. sounds like ur just a nerd bro

[frail basin]

[grim edge]

i pulling were chess id be arrested for indecent exposure

[frail basin]

I am a chess nerd. Band and chess are my life

Ima go play some matches now. Cya guys

[glossy radish]

moo

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish do u feel like bug

[latent pebble]

Chess nerd but bad that’s crazy

[glossy radish]

if you want sure

[digital phoenix]

aite come online

[glossy radish]

mkay

i just got home from a nap at my friend's house

[latent pebble]

ৈর্ররেসে

[grim edge]

v the schwarzchild radius of a blackhole can be calculated using the formula sqrt(2Gm/c), with G being the gravitational constant equal to 6.674*10^-11 NKg/s^2

[glossy radish]

im gonna vomit

[frail basin]

Wth is this

[latent pebble]

no clue what I wrote tbh

I don’t speak bangla

[frail basin]

I feel like you puke knowledge like it’s meldys friend from second grade

[grim edge]

c is the speed of light ~3.0*10^8 m/s

[latent pebble]

I just have this keyboard to piss my friend off

[glossy radish]

measure the speed of light

[solid night]

Ok

[thick jetty]

two can play that game

[grim edge]

einstein's theory of general relativity describes space as a four dimension which bends in the presence of mass, in accordance with the spacetime tensor

[solid night]

Convert that to feet

[thick jetty]

2 X 10^2 m/s is the speed of light in solids

[glossy radish]

yes beat them up for me

[grim edge]

seven kj /m

[still apex]

Woof

[glossy radish]

moo

[solid night]

gay

[grim edge]

the speed of light in solids

[glossy radish]

yum someoe brought dinner

[grim edge]

like transparent solids???????

[thick jetty]

JUST SOLIDS

[still apex]

Real (I’m Korean)

[glossy radish]

wait you are?

[solid night]

No

[grim edge]

NO CHARGE. NO ROTATION. ONLY. MASS.

[still apex]

No

[glossy radish]

oh

[grim edge]

BLACK HOLES HAVE NO HAIR

[still apex]

It was just a reference to gc lmao

[solid night]

Who is that

[thick jetty]

just like ur di-

[digital phoenix]

assume the hole is black

[grim edge]

dont reply its too easy

[thick jetty]

actually we dont know the color of it because we cant get past the event horizon

[glossy radish]

are all black holes spinning

[grim edge]

ur spinning lol

[glossy radish]

shut up

im gonna really vomit

[grim edge]

😭

[thick jetty]

So who knows how the singularity looks 👀

[digital phoenix]

someones been drinking

[glossy radish]

las im online mf

[glossy radish]

i dont drink thankfully

[digital phoenix]

i sent req a year ago

[glossy radish]

ive been sitting here

[latent pebble]

Storm deleted their account skill issue

[grim edge]

krill issue

[latent pebble]

least femboy like programmer

[urban ridge]

hi

[grim edge]

hehe

[grim edge]

What's wrong with being a femboy lol.

[thick jetty]

The gravitation force of a blackhole is around 1.6 trillion times the Earth's gravity.

[urban ridge]

Who with around 600 elo wants to play me?

[thick jetty]

Which makes its so that even light cant escape it

[latent pebble]

Nothing

[grim edge]

cant im just joined 😭

[grim edge]

I could totally survive that fr.

[thick jetty]

Did u also no in smaller blackholes u die quicker?

[urban ridge]

what is ur elo?

[grim edge]

every physical mass has an event horizon, theres a vertical asymptote in the equation for gravitationak attraction which approaches infinity as distance approaches zero. the only thing that matters is if the asymptote is within the solid or not

[grim edge]

Cool.

[latent pebble]

Mariposa Monarca

beautiful name

[grim edge]

monarch butterfly

[urban ridge]

hmm okay too low , i'm 600+ so unfair if you play me

[grim edge]

mariposa is spanish oui oui

[grim edge]

So why can't I attract bitches?

[thick jetty]

Let me explain u see the smaller the blackholes are the more strong the gravity is so u die much quicker in bigger black holes it takes time to reach the horizon so u could even manage to see the singularity!But sadly it will be a one time trip

[broken portal]

cuz u play chess, duh

[grim edge]

cause ur a fatass did u read the message

[grim edge]

Oh yeah...

[grim edge]

That explains it.

IM JUST KIDDING ILY MARIPOSA

[urban ridge]

cuz ur face repells them

[solid night]

Ily too 😘

[grim edge]

blackholes in 10^43 years:

[thick jetty]

Did u also know blackholes can survive for a very long time?

[frail basin]

yo I got the Swiss cheese variation of the Sicillian just now

[grim edge]

If 99% of the population found me unnatracfive than more than 50 million people would still find me attractive

[urban ridge]

fianlly

[grim edge]

hmu with that espinosa branch of the sicilian

[frail basin]

It’s a glorious day

[thick jetty]

See blackholes slowly fade away due to something known as hawking radiation but the last blackhole in existant will only fade away after TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF YEEARS

[solid night]

Qxf7#

[grim edge]

chatgpt is condescending to u lol

[urban ridge]

hmm but 100.1% of people think ur unatractive

[solid night]

wdym

[grim edge]

Then that means aliens are into me. 👽

[urban ridge]

chat gpt is quitely planning to kill everyone and take over the world

[urban ridge]

aliens are people

[solid night]

Quietly*

[urban ridge]

doesn't reallt matter

[thick jetty]

just throw his server into a blackhole smh

[grim edge]

chatgpt can accurately predict what im gonna do 30 seconds into the future

[urban ridge]

anyone within elo of 600-700 wanna play me?

[grim edge]

Ngl wtf does AI seriously want to do with the world?

[solid night]

Really*

[viscid sandal]

Ayo just lost 100 elo in a day

[solid night]

I will

[grim edge]

maximize paperclips

Like assuming it did want to kill everyone and take over the world, why would it even want that?

[urban ridge]

what ur elo?

[thick jetty]

Cuz even something with a speed of 3 x 10^2 1/m-2 cant escape it

[grim edge]

Ah yes I've done that before.

[grave wasp]

jill is locked out

[solid night]

1700

[urban ridge]

i'm less than 700

[thick jetty]

So i highly doubt chat gpts server will escape it

if its thrown ofc

[grim edge]

Double it and give it to the next person. 🗿

[urban ridge]

you can't play me with such ratings

[grave wasp]

@grim edge remember the one you made change their pfp to not have pants? They're locked out now

[viscid sandal]

Wait it says 1200-1399 on your profile

[still apex]

Can I get a blunder reaction pls

[grim edge]

i mean, if an ai has a goal its gonna wanna pursue that goal to the furthest logical extent. being able to take over the world guarantees A LOT of resources to accomplish said goal

[thick jetty]

thats the speed of light how will u double it IMAO

[frail basin]

Swiss cheese variation lit

[still apex]

Thanks

[grim edge]

i c

[urban ridge]

look what happens when i type

lmfao , it shows smth weird

[grim edge]

Simple, if you need infinite energy to go faster than the speed of light than just give the speed of light some Pre-Workout and caffeine.

[urban ridge]

an intresting trick , makes a server seem active

[grave wasp]

Can I get a blunder reaction pls

[grim edge]

no

RATIO.

(give me more blunder reaction)

[thick jetty]

ah yess ur gonna make a "energy" WORKOUT and CONSUME CAFFEINE?

[grim edge]

l + ratio + no maidens + scurvy + high escape velocity + enormous bozo facotr

[thick jetty]

How are u gonna do that

[grave wasp]

[grim edge]

Pre workout is something that gives you more energy.

Ya see where I'm leading with this?

[urban ridge]

.

[grim edge]

why does chat always collapse around me 😭

im going to bed goodbye chat

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

[thick jetty]

Its not possible to achieve speeds faster than light

if u do it will cause erious problems to the environment around u

[grim edge]

I think the joke went over your head faster than the speed of light.

[thick jetty]

Like u might BREAK REALITY

and u might get stuck in a time loop

[grim edge]

going faster than light produces an imaginary term for velocity in einstein's equations, you can go faster its just in a temporal direction orthogonal to our current time

[thick jetty]

Wtf

[grim edge]

its kinda obvious

The only problem with being able to run faster then light is that you can only live in darkness 🙏❤️

wowgh

[thick jetty]

yes also

the possibolities to break the universe

u could seriously destroy yourself

[grim edge]

does the set of all dets which contain themselves contain itself type shit

[thick jetty]

if u manage to not burn off due to to friction that speed produces

[grim edge]

if I am so fast I will go back and undo it right before universe breaks itself. Easy peasy

[thick jetty]

how are u gonna avoid burning because of friction

this is not flash u wont have speed force aura

[grim edge]

I'm gonna cover myself in butter

That's how.

COVER URSELF IN OIL

[coral sundial]

this server is way to laggy bro

[grim edge]

USE INFINITE MOMENTUM TO ACCELERATE FASTER THAN LIGHT

[thick jetty]

It will again get destroyed

[thick jetty]

then destroy yourself and the universe?

[grim edge]

Nah, butter is better because I can lick my fingers as I run faster than light

[civic belfry]

queefs gambit

[thick jetty]

Fantastic

i wanna see that

[grim edge]

Ok but what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force

[torpid sandal]

hi everybody :D

[grim edge]

In comparison science and my unlimited stupidity and ability to stupidize anything

[thick jetty]

DESTRUCTION

[grim edge]

Real

[thick jetty]

i proved it finally that u cant become faster than light

as accelerating to the speed of light itself would take unlimited energy

And u cant do that

[grim edge]

Yes I can bro (real).

[thick jetty]

U dont have infinite mass

Even Giant Galaxies Dont

[grim edge]

McDonalds though does.

I just need to be inside of a McDonald's kitchen to do it.

Like how they serve 99 billion+ people they fr have a burger generator.

[thick jetty]

even fi u had a super light speed space as u accelerated faster than light while u accerlate faster than light and eventually reach infinite velocity ur mass will become 0

[grim edge]

e

DAMN WAT HAPPENED UNITY

UNITY WHO HURT U

[thick jetty]

So nothing can become faster than light

[grim edge]

damn whats with the uwu's then

then explain

hmm?

[glossy radish]

moooooo

[digital phoenix]

free elo

[still apex]

What 0 human interaction does to a mf

[glossy radish]

free elo indeed

[grim edge]

im listening unity

[thick jetty]

As even if u somehow manage to reach light speed(which requires infinite energy0, so its not possible ) U definitely cant become "faster" than light

[digital phoenix]

there should be short mutes first

[grim edge]

go on,

[still apex]

Woof

[glossy radish]

FOOD

[grim edge]

uhuh, then?

[thick jetty]

So i dare u to argue with me

about become faster than light

[grim edge]

whats the rationale

[digital phoenix]

@pine bison do it again

[grim edge]

uh- debatable

[glossy radish]

my eyes

[grim edge]

fr fr

[glossy radish]

im gonna hurl

[still apex]

Mods please time unity out it’s visual pollution

[glossy radish]

AND ITS GREEN

[grim edge]

unit 'e'

[glossy radish]

KILL ME

[frail basin]

Ello

[glossy radish]

hi

[frail basin]

[grim edge]

its a freaking flashbang sir

[glossy radish]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[frail basin]

I played a match with the Swiss cheese sicillian

[still apex]

Mods pls

[glossy radish]

noo ):

[grim edge]

remove the uwus behind

[glossy radish]

pls kill me my eyes

[still apex]

My exact reaction

[glossy radish]

unity pls ill do anything

[restive storm]

true

o-words are bad as well

[grim edge]

remove everything behind the "unit 'e' "

[still apex]

Im gonna start saying some bannable things

[tepid panther]

Love random people on chess.com messaging me to coach them ☠️

[restive storm]

I'm not going to say it

[glossy radish]

okay, br8nig it back to normal

[glossy radish]

wait let me find u rq

[digital phoenix]

ping mod

[glossy radish]

nvm dont coach me

[digital phoenix]

hes a london player

[still apex]

@tepid panther how much you charge an hour?

[glossy radish]

time to throw up

[grim edge]

REMOVE EVERYTHING BUT "unit 'e' "

[digital phoenix]

again hes a london player

[tepid panther]

I don't rn

[glossy radish]

FREE?/

[still apex]

Never mind then

[tepid panther]

Cry about it

[glossy radish]

nom nom

[digital phoenix]

let me beat ur ass

come play london against me

[glossy radish]

unity please change it back to normal ill do anything @grim edge

[tepid panther]

I clap you ez

[digital phoenix]

ill dm u link

[glossy radish]

what ass is there to beat

[tepid panther]

Rapid pls

[digital phoenix]

kk

[glossy radish]

YAY UNITY

[tepid panther]

If we play blitz I get clapped

[grim edge]

unit e please ur freaking name is a flashbang

[still apex]

[glossy radish]

caes wife annoyng go tak eher

[upbeat viper]

mo

hi chat

hi v

[still apex]

How do you change your names color?

[upbeat viper]

hi pix

hi uni

hi calli

[grim edge]

just delete ur entire username and put ONE e ONLY

[latent pebble]

Nh5 refutes London

[digital phoenix]

remove uni nick perms fr

[grim edge]

ellooooo

[latent pebble]

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

read

[upbeat viper]

as long as his username is respectful it's fine

[undone dove]

Calliope I'm play Pokemon chess, you know that game?

[grim edge]

tf is that

[frail basin]

I’m almost 1350 elo again

[dreamy sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shake-thug-shaker-black-ass-shake-gif-25873456

[glossy radish]

hi bast

[grim edge]

yeah i think im just gonna block unity so i dont get flashbanged

[glossy radish]

bast abusing mod perms to spam smh

[grim edge]

no clue and i dont rlly care

[frail basin]

I played that once. I failed at chess so miserably the next day

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge ur coach sucks

[dreamy sinew]

true

[glossy radish]

youre not blocked mf

[frail basin]

i will never play Pokémon chess ever again

[still apex]

Bro

[glossy radish]

pixel not smart

[undone dove]

It looks so dumb

[grim edge]

YES MUAH THANK U <33

[frail basin]

It is.

[glossy radish]

he coaches you?

[frail basin]

Actual Pokémon is better

[kind shadow]

fr

[glossy radish]

that would be "had" then

[digital phoenix]

u suck

[glossy radish]

lucky

[upbeat viper]

wth @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

wht

[upbeat viper]

your win rate with your van geet is so high

[glossy radish]

uh oh las in trouble

[upbeat viper]

wtf

[digital phoenix]

total or rated only

[clever stirrup]

can some 1 coach me im 500 elo i want to run a test game with instrusional tip throgh out the game and i want to talk in chess streaming 1 4 free

[grave wasp]

ban

[glossy radish]

mb

[upbeat viper]

o.O

[digital phoenix]

including unrated theres a lot of sub 1ks in there

[glossy radish]

OOPS

LOSERRRRRR

[upbeat viper]

hmm

[clever stirrup]

can some 1 coach me im 500 elo i want to run a test game with instrusional tip throgh out the game and i want to talk in chess streaming 1 4 free

[grim edge]

WAIT U SPELT MY NAME WRONGLY GRRR

[glossy radish]

LOL

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[undone dove]

I just finished a game of pokemon chess with my friend, I hate it forver

[upbeat viper]

he plays such weird opening

[glossy radish]

eheheheh wheres the colume button at

[undone dove]

L, imagine hard to spell name

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[grim edge]

its not that hard to spell :C

[glossy radish]

calliope

hm, not hard

[restive storm]

imagine spelling username incorrecgtly

[glossy radish]

im nearly at 80k

[grim edge]

my pronouns are calliope/calliope's
respect my pronouns or get a good lawyer

[upbeat viper]

I only have 25k messages

[restive storm]

no

[upbeat viper]

I had like 4k when I became mod

[digital phoenix]

i would like a lawyer

[upbeat viper]

you peeps make me speak

[undone dove]

Oh nah, Calliope lost this

[glossy radish]

so i can ping u anytime?

[digital phoenix]

i will not become what i hate

[grim edge]

grr bye

[upbeat viper]

yeah no vienna gambit

[upbeat viper]

uh sure

[digital phoenix]

alikans.

[upbeat viper]

you always ping me for good reasons anyway

👀

I don't care about what he doesn't like as long as it follows the rules

[undone dove]

Oh unity you changed your name correctly now

disowned

[upbeat viper]

my pronouns are mod /mods

[digital phoenix]

ho ho ho

[undone dove]

respect

[upbeat viper]

learn to

[glossy radish]

i have 77k

[upbeat viper]

u chatty

[digital phoenix]

i have 95k

[glossy radish]

m not really

[glossy radish]

fr

[upbeat viper]

correct tho'

[glossy radish]

+34k

[upbeat viper]

🥖

[glossy radish]

i did

[digital phoenix]

wow

[undone dove]

I'm at nearly 20k

[glossy radish]

hi girl

[grave wasp]

stealing this

[glossy radish]

yes, im about to for two weeks

[upbeat viper]

oh wait you're a 4 k scotch player @digital phoenix

noice

[fickle rampart]

[glossy radish]

SHIT I SPILT MY PUZZLES

[digital phoenix]

oh yes definitely

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

my alt got banned from this server

[glossy radish]

how

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[digital phoenix]

timeout invasion apparently

[upbeat viper]

we blunder at this level

[glossy radish]

you were timed out?

[upbeat viper]

:')

[digital phoenix]

also i was saying it casually in gc and then scipio brings it into here and bans

[glossy radish]

loser

[upbeat viper]

under GM is noob anyway

boo

[digital phoenix]

rip my 3 year old account honestly

[undone dove]

bro what?

[glossy radish]

bast ban me when

[upbeat viper]

oké

np

[digital phoenix]

and i cant even appeal the shit

[upbeat viper]

what account

[digital phoenix]

the lasagnasimp discord

[upbeat viper]

uh

[glossy radish]

simp

[torpid lintel]

I am 1300 again

[digital phoenix]

its banned not even locked out

[glossy radish]

hi mohitttttt youre doing great

[digital phoenix]

so ur talling me timeout evading is worse than cheating.

[frail basin]

Ayo

[glossy radish]

yesm

[digital phoenix]

makes sense

[undone dove]

RIP Mohit, I took a break, maybe you should too

[upbeat viper]

get back up

[digital phoenix]

we should just not ban cheaters here also

[upbeat viper]

it's about patience

[shadow forum]

i freaking love the london system

[upbeat viper]

and not spamming

[undone dove]

abandoned

[digital phoenix]

i will say one word and i will get timeouted

[glossy radish]

bas

[upbeat viper]

if you did something once you can do it as many times as you want

[torpid lintel]

That's a nice idea!

[glossy radish]

bast or bas

[upbeat viper]

yes v ?

bast

[glossy radish]

why ._.

[undone dove]

lasanga he's my school friend ||so do it please||

[glossy radish]

bas rhymes with las

[upbeat viper]

that's me

Bast

[shadow forum]

you guys should play the london

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[shadow forum]

its great

[digital phoenix]

no im gonna get one week timeout

[glossy radish]

im runnin

[digital phoenix]

i need to hit 100k before i can get out of this shithole

[undone dove]

I will stop coaching you

[torpid lintel]

[upbeat viper]

goddess of home, sun's heat, maternity and women protection

[glossy radish]

im gonna hit it before u

[upbeat viper]

Bast

[glossy radish]

wym "women protection"

history sucks

[upbeat viper]

I'm repeating wikipedia

[glossy radish]

wat the flip

[undone dove]

I disagree

[glossy radish]

loser

[upbeat viper]

math ez

hi alex

[undone dove]

I hate maths

[grave wasp]

yeah fr like how could you leave the server with that many messages

[glossy radish]

alex 😾

[glossy radish]

zelk

arent you 2k

[undone dove]

My friend says he's gonna copy and paste a whole article on London

[glossy radish]

bast

[grave wasp]

proceeds to leave the server for the 1657838th time in a row

[torpid lintel]

I can take break but I have lot of daily games

[glossy radish]

whered bast go

[undone dove]

disowned

[grave wasp]

@upbeat viper come back

[undone dove]

Oh RIP

[glossy radish]

BAsTTTTTT

[undone dove]

where bast

[glossy radish]

make him talk

cmere bast

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/bastoura-trigerred-gif-15494660

[grave wasp]

no

[tepid panther]

I 2nd game was the most even game I've ever seen

[upbeat viper]

it's only 4:23am

[glossy radish]

do u like puzzles

[upbeat viper]

not time to sleep

[glossy radish]

still early

[upbeat viper]

yes I do like puzzles

[tepid panther]

1st game I did a whoopsie

[torpid lintel]

Wait, v did you sleep? 😅

[glossy radish]

im talking bout jigsaw puzzles

[undone dove]

Oh yeah #freeincho

[upbeat viper]

uuh

why

[glossy radish]

no reason. im just doing one rn

[upbeat viper]

show when done

[glossy radish]

i just finished one yesterday

[glossy radish]

oo

[glossy radish]

that looks liek an awful lot of pieces

[upbeat viper]

1000

normal size

[restive storm]

Leinier Dominguez Perez

[upbeat viper]

@digital phoenix

[restive storm]

wait which opening

[upbeat viper]

why is your winrate shit against the mainline 4k scotch

sorry for the bad word

[undone dove]

He probably isn't familiar with the lines

[restive storm]

HE SWESRED MODS BAN HIM HE SAID S SWEAR WORD

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mod-miguel-gato-cat-gif-22365379

[wind dragon]

Guys if I see a pale spooky figure ima turn on doom music and just go towards it and die

[glossy radish]

this is the one i finished yesterday

it was only 750 pieces

but it was cute

[upbeat viper]

cats

yes

[upbeat viper]

better cute than big puzzle

[upbeat viper]

when you hate yourself

[glossy radish]

id love to do that

[upbeat viper]

you hate yourself

[glossy radish]

mm maybe

[latent pebble]

I need a weapon vs bd3 tal as black even though I play it as white

[glossy radish]

looks fun though

[latent pebble]

I play a weird thing if e6 that isn’t common and is not recommended by engine

I’m not used to Nf3

dang

I don’t either

yes

h4 h5 Bd3

what

[glossy radish]

mooo

[latent pebble]

I mean as black

[nimble mesa]

guys i hit 2200

[glossy radish]

nice

[latent pebble]

I have a solid defence vs the Caro

[nimble mesa]

okay back into hibernation

[latent pebble]

Learning it yeah

I play tal and dxc5 vs Caro and it’s really good

I’m never switching

[nimble mesa]

coming back to say the caro is doodoo

[restive storm]

I don't think I'll switch from playing two knights caro it works really well for me

[nimble mesa]

pawns go burrr

[restive storm]

i get comfortable positions

[latent pebble]

Ugly

[glossy radish]

rude

[latent pebble]

do you play the h3 line

[latent pebble]

I don’t care

[glossy radish]

yes u dio

[restive storm]

Whenever I used to play advanced I found trouble with my center pawns sometimes

[latent pebble]

I literally don’t care

[restive storm]

when like after Be2

[glossy radish]

yes u do

[latent pebble]

skill issue

[latent pebble]

Mindeno

[nimble mesa]

yeah it can get tricky

[glossy radish]

nm-on9uytrdy

moo

[restive storm]

I do this

[nimble mesa]

i found the best solution is to play anything else

[latent pebble]

wtf are you mental

[glossy radish]

hmm @grim edge hi incho

[still apex]

You’re a troll

[restive storm]

it works pretty well
Be2 and d3
doesn't seem good but I like those type of positions

[glossy radish]

heh

[latent pebble]

Disrespectful

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lyev Stepanov (thenuclearfox)

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Name: Lyev Stepanov (thenuclearfox)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 878 (897 peak)
Blitz: 522 (785 peak)

[glossy radish]

moo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> adastray

This is the Chess.com profile of adastray. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1636 (1636 peak)
Blitz: 1467 (1592 peak)
Bullet: 1543 (1551 peak)

[restive storm]

I don't like that one

lol

[still apex]

Woof

[glossy radish]

moo

alright to to assemble the border

[latent pebble]

switch to advanced

what are you struggling with in it it’s the best

[dawn trout]

hello friends

[upbeat viper]

play the fantasy

:)

[restive storm]

against it or against the caro kann

[latent pebble]

bad

[restive storm]

I'm going to stick with two knights

[latent pebble]

Two knights so lame

[torpid sandal]

does anybody wanna play a chess game with me

[upbeat viper]

for a week ?

uuh

why

[wind vector]

I JUST WON 2 KNIGHT V.S PAWN ENDGAME

LMAOOOOO

[upbeat viper]

but we want you here D:

well okay

genie does as you wish

https://tenor.com/bCYH5.gif

bye

[grim edge]

bye bagwett

[upbeat viper]

I'm not leaving

[grim edge]

oh

[grave wasp]

leave the server

[upbeat viper]

why did you get an alt

[grave wasp]

I didn't

[upbeat viper]

you can't lie about it Alex

[grave wasp]

play faster smh

[grave wasp]

I'm not

cuz I don't

[upbeat viper]

whatever

[grave wasp]

I only have one email address

idek how to make a second email address 💀

I know it's possible I just haven't figured it out yet

[upbeat viper]

[grave wasp]

I never knew that

[undone dove]

dead chat

[grave wasp]

most europeans would be asleep rn

[upbeat viper]

👀

[grave wasp]

except for bast

[upbeat viper]

I don't feel targetted

[grave wasp]

go sleep bast

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[upbeat viper]

never

[grave wasp]

@upbeat viper 112.5 vs 63.5

[upbeat viper]

[grave wasp]

must be embarrassing for y'all

[digital phoenix]

can my alt be unbanned

[grave wasp]

you have an alt?

[digital phoenix]

yeah discord

[grave wasp]

actually you know what I'll also make an alt

how tho

[bright glade]

you are the alt

[grave wasp]

nooooooooo

sounds like an username unity would come up with

I should probably unblock unity but I'm too lazy to do so

[somber pilot]

Hello guys, I'm starting chess, something that you recommend?

[latent pebble]

monkey game

[somber pilot]

Okay

[upbeat viper]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040028251965358121

[latent pebble]

wow the song sucks

[somber pilot]

Ty

[tepid panther]

Brilliant or shit?

[opaque apex]

idk I'm a 400

[tiny atlas]

My elo is 1090 but i thought i played better so i made a new account, after three games (each of those games was; 1450, 1550, and 1650) Im now 1550 elo 😎

u do play better than ur elo, dont let anybody tell u. differently

[tepid panther]

@tiny atlas 3 games is not enough games to determine your sill level you mook

[round epoch]

Brilliant

[tiny atlas]

@tepid panther why dont u shh

I play a fourth to prove it.

[tepid panther]

How about you play 100

[tiny atlas]

How about u stay quiet.

[tepid panther]

Dude we get it you're bad at chess

No need to broadcast to the entire discord

[tiny atlas]

...

hey before i say my next thing imma ask first
whats ur elo?

[tepid panther]

Look at my profile

[tiny atlas]

how...

[tepid panther]

Don't tell him 😂

[round epoch]

Helloooo

[tepid panther]

How about we play elo poker

[round epoch]

[tiny atlas]

2000 - 2200 elo ;-;

[restive storm]

brilliant move

[tepid panther]

It's like rank poker, but with elo

[round epoch]

Black or white???

[tiny atlas]

Nvm good day, please continue to talk

[tepid panther]

I would rather slit my wrists than play as black

[restive storm]

I was white in this position

[tepid panther]

Yeah I thought you'd say that

[tiny atlas]

OH NVM

LETS GO CMON ME ON U.

who are u

[tepid panther]

Dude you are not worth my time

[tiny atlas]

Its ok, i get it ur scared

[latent pebble]

racism lore

[tiny atlas]

or should i say "Yeah I thought you'd say that"

[round epoch]

[tepid panther]

You try playing that position as black lmfao

Say what you want mate, your opinion means nothing to me

Actually less than nothing because you think 3 games is enough to determine your skill

[clever stirrup]

enyn1 wana play

[tepid panther]

I'm saying lmao

[nimble mesa]

can we talk about how cringe d4 players are

[tiny atlas]

GUYS UTS REAL 1550

[nimble mesa]

ive said my piece

[round epoch]

D4 sucks

[tepid panther]

Ayo don't shit on my London ☠️

[nimble mesa]

A LONDON PLAYER

[tiny atlas]

EYAHAHAHHAAHA

[nimble mesa]

WE FOUND HIM BOYS

[tepid panther]

I beat a 1900 otb with the London lmfao

[nimble mesa]

LOCK EM UP

[tiny atlas]

I play d4, but i play queens gambit

[restive storm]

I personally find 1. Nf3 more annoying to play against than 1. d4

[round epoch]

NAHH

[digital phoenix]

ur shit

[restive storm]

lol

[tepid panther]

I usually play c4, but there was a point where I needed to play SUPER solid to not blunder otb

[tepid panther]

We drew a game tbf

[round epoch]

A4 best move to play

[lapis lava]

are you good at poker

[tepid panther]

That's not what rank poker is

But im aight

[lapis lava]

what

[tepid panther]

Like a 3/10

Maybe even a 2

[glossy radish]

hi

[tepid panther]

I sleep now

[abstract mantle]

check out this fire 🔥 song

[glossy radish]

gnight

[round epoch]

Cool

[abstract mantle]

that song was released in 2015

i was 8 when that song released ong

[glossy radish]

charge mf

[round epoch]

im stuck at 1500 elo💀

[abstract mantle]

just get better -🤓

[round epoch]

[dry mauve]

bro i hit 2100 elo and suddenly stopped playing for a while

[round epoch]

Play more

[dry mauve]

im trying to im js more focused on other stuff

[viscid jacinth]

Boom boom boom

[dry mauve]

im 2100☠️

[viscid jacinth]

Doesn't seem so

[dry mauve]

bucko wants the pictures

[glossy radish]

send em

[viscid jacinth]

Are u using an alt

[dry mauve]

Ok

[viscid jacinth]

Or smth

[round epoch]

[tepid panther]

Imma charge bofa

[glossy radish]

why u on 9 percent weirdo

[viscid jacinth]

Be like me

[viscid jacinth]

This proves nothing

[round epoch]

Backup account?

[viscid jacinth]

Also are you using an alt

[dry mauve]

what else i gotta prove

[viscid jacinth]

Reply to me

[dry mauve]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

hmm

itsevis

[glossy radish]

1300 peak

[viscid jacinth]

973 rapid

1350 was peak

[glossy radish]

for rapid

barely touched 900 for blitz

[viscid jacinth]

very odd that you dropped down when you are 2100

[grim edge]

1180 is my peak

[glossy radish]

nice

hi las

[barren crest]

I'm a blackbelt in rapid

[tepid panther]

You need to play more games

[grim edge]

its so nice to see og people go from 700 to 1200s

[digital phoenix]

h

[glossy radish]

i

[grim edge]

feels progression

[glossy radish]

knew it

[viscid jacinth]

Here ya go

[tepid panther]

Unf

[barren crest]

bro why would you even cheat

[glossy radish]

☠️ idiot

[barren crest]

how could you feel any sort of satisfaction

[glossy radish]

@dry mauve whatchu gotta say for yourself

[barren crest]

you're just robbing yourself

[tepid panther]

Dude has less iq than a rusty spatula

[glossy radish]

bro has less iq than my birdie

[abstract mantle]

only 9 souls were sacrificed in blitz

[viscid jacinth]

Hmm doesnt that means he made an alt without asking support

[abstract mantle]

that's pty dang good

[viscid jacinth]

Isnt that alt ban worthy

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> i know he left but can u like add locked out to the wysn guy or smth

[tepid panther]

Ig that's true, spatulas have a purpose. Even if they're rusty

[abstract mantle]

spatulas are good for beating my disobedient children

[tepid panther]

I hate kids so W

[abstract mantle]

i thought u were going to bed :))

[viscid jacinth]

Oh yeah btw i beated lasagna 7 times yesterday

[abstract mantle]

thank god i hate that kid

[viscid jacinth]

wait what

[tepid panther]

I lost once and drew once

[viscid jacinth]

Yo @digital phoenix

[glossy radish]

moooooooo

[viscid jacinth]

You finally got one hater

[glossy radish]

okay i hate u too

[viscid jacinth]

Now you just need to be like me and have 50 haters

[cobalt beacon]

I really want to play bullet but I feel like I'm going to tilt

[tepid panther]

I feel like I have a list of haters lmfao

[abstract mantle]

i love beating kids

[tepid panther]

Honestly their energy gives me vitality

[digital phoenix]

ok

[abstract mantle]

what the hell is chess?

[cobalt beacon]

Yeah, but that's lame

[stray cave]

someone play chess

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-poo-apandah-cat-big-poo-my-beloved-gif-25976076

[cobalt beacon]

Yuck. He's not very good at chess, I've seen him play. His dad, on the other hand, is on a different level

[barren crest]

Regression to the mean eh

Amazing how quickly the gene diff can level out in 1 generation

[abstract mantle]

oh i already do that a lot ig im pty good at it 😎

[spice shoal]

whos 400 elo?

[abstract mantle]

he is an im lol

i was talking about his dad

who?

my dad left when i was 9 😄

[cobalt beacon]

Thanks

He claims that he's 1800, but Tate hardly plays like a 1600

[abstract mantle]

no way he's 1800

[abstract mantle]

a 2k could give him a damn ass whoopin

[viscid jacinth]

I mean he only played bad players

So we dont even know

[cobalt beacon]

I remember him saying that, but he's barely 1600, if that

[glossy radish]

mooo

[abstract mantle]

makes him look better nobody even knows he plays chess excpet for the chess community

[viscid jacinth]

True like i never saw him lose once

[abstract mantle]

its like a buff baby and a weak baby fighting each other, just most people don't know the buff baby is buff

[bright glade]

license

[viscid jacinth]

I cant tell his elo if he never loses

[abstract mantle]

i mean hikaru destroyed his ass so he's probably under 1800

[viscid jacinth]

Wait hikaru played him?

[abstract mantle]

i belive so'

[bright glade]

against hikaru 2200s look like 1000s..

[abstract mantle]

no i think he fought his dad

[abstract mantle]

i know but there isn't rly much data to go off of

we need a large spread sheet analysis

[cobalt beacon]

I want to play Hikaru so bad

In bullet, of course. Nothing else lol

[abstract mantle]

he's probably not ever gonna make any content for chess unless it's shorts of him destroying hustlers/10 yr olds

[echo kestrel]

There's NO way this is reasonably possible

[pine bison]

why not?

[echo kestrel]

How do you drop 400 points in 2 days then gain it all back within a week...

[pine bison]

thats what im asking you

[echo kestrel]

The most that I've lost then gained back in a week was like 200

Which is a lot different than 400

[digital phoenix]

who is that

[pine bison]

but they arnt you?

[small apex]

🗿

[echo kestrel]

He's sandbagging

https://www.chess.com/games/archive/playchessnownick?gameType=live&gameTypeslive[]=blitz&page=13

Bro that's so sad. This guy has been on chess.com for 14 years and he's sandbagging

[restive storm]

This is how you get good at chess

[grave wasp]

I always knew innacuracies were the key to success!

[pine bison]

that looks like it indeed, will report it

[echo kestrel]

Yepp. Ty. Did as well

[restive storm]

winning the pawn is bad though
it doesn't look too bad at the start but you realize black's king starts getting extremely weak

[frail basin]

I have joined the Alex cult

[grave wasp]

why

[frail basin]

Go check my name

[small apex]

[neat ledge]

Top chess's video is amazing

[round epoch]

[neat ledge]

I just watched the 100 episode

[frail basin]

I got a good name.

[small apex]

[neat ledge]

I can't wait to see the sequel

[frail basin]

[neat ledge]

[small apex]

cheeky fiorks

[serene goblet]

if i boost do i get pic perms

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1941 (1941 peak)
Blitz: 1870 (1870 peak)
Bullet: 1863 (1863 peak)

[serene goblet]

i just want to flex my brilliant move on you nerds

[frail basin]

Spread this on the internet guys. There is an Alexjmr cult happening

[serene goblet]

That isn’t of importance

[flat gyro]

Yeah I'm pretty sure the cat picture was of much greater importance