💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat dragon]

why is 10 traumatized ?

[pine bison]

you are safe from critical levels of trollin

[upbeat viper]

because 789

[pine bison]

XD

[torn rune]

[upbeat viper]

smh

[tropic pawn]

MAGNUS CARLSEN GAMBIT OP
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/b0cbbe03-107e-11ee-ab45-f9e4f101000f?tab=review

[dark rock]

Mods mod mods modding mods
Noun verb noun verb noun

[upbeat dragon]

you asked for the joke answer

[velvet night]

Anyways, any respond of e4 rather than sicilian

[tropic pawn]

wow you suck

i played magnus carlsen gambit shut up

[pine bison]

e5

[tropic pawn]

why

[mighty remnant]

ship-shipping shipping ship shipping shipping ships

[tropic pawn]

bro we accidently found a new opening

[upbeat viper]

CREPES

[upbeat viper]

damn

I want some

[potent merlin]

New Dune looking real cool

[mighty remnant]

caro, open game, french, nimzowitsch, alekhine, modern, owen, pirc, scandinavian,

[torn rune]

may i ask, in the ruy lopez, as black is it better to play chigorin or zaitsev ?

[vital magnet]

As a french i can 100% confirm that this what eat for lunch breakfast and dinner

[pine bison]

god bless inshallah

[floral patrol]

can chess be considered a war game? i mean the game is like 2 kingdoms fighting. a king, a queen, knights, bishops, chariots (rooks), and the pawns

[upbeat viper]

[vital magnet]

Amen sista

[mighty remnant]

creepy crawly opening

[velvet night]

Cool

[pine bison]

idk the second one, chigorin is pretty good i believe

[mighty remnant]

there's more but i forgor

[last verge]

hi chat

[vital magnet]

R u single ?

[velvet night]

What

[last verge]

i had fried chicken earlier it was amazing

[velvet night]

Which did u use most

[pine bison]

where

[vital magnet]

Are you single ?

[torn rune]

hi unity

[velvet night]

Yes i am

[pine bison]

who

[upbeat viper]

stop asking

[torn rune]

Ruy Lopez: Zaitsev Variation = Flohr System

[tropic pawn]

bishop outside the map:

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-my-beloved-chess-opening-caro-kann-opening-gif-25222289

[upbeat viper]

idk

[vital magnet]

Somehow i don't doubt that

[restive storm]

Floor variation

[upbeat viper]

I'm username fluid

[floral patrol]

oh right. then why is a bishop in the war while it's a member of the clergy? call it something else

[mighty remnant]

i usually use sicilian which you told me not to mention
and used to play e5

[upbeat viper]

ew

[pine bison]

username fluid moment

[velvet night]

Ok sicilian best

[last verge]

bad bast caro best

[mighty remnant]

lol

[velvet night]

Huh ok

[cyan charm]

l

[vital magnet]

It's all because of chess

[mighty remnant]

i heard that french/caro is also pretty good

[last verge]

sicilian bad caro best

[torn rune]

pain

they might be doing it again

[restive storm]

Sorry

[last verge]

french bad caro best

[floral patrol]

Thousands of uwus. Wow. Not in a bad way, or a good way, just... wow

[mighty remnant]

idk i used to play modern defense 💀

[torn rune]

[vital magnet]

Is french even a country

[floral patrol]

Oh it's gone now

[upbeat viper]

nop, france is

[pine bison]

[restive storm]

Who deleted my video

[bright nacelle]

He

[upbeat viper]

me

[torn rune]

unity 420

[upbeat viper]

because

[vital magnet]

Stop the cap

[velvet night]

Not rlly

[vital magnet]

Cap

[upbeat viper]

not me

[mighty remnant]

guys what if
chess was named after languages and not places

[upbeat viper]

Pain maybe ?

[restive storm]

Because why sorry

[mighty remnant]

like for example italian game

[vital magnet]

100% trust me

[pine bison]

[torn rune]

[tropic pawn]

why would we name it like that

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-dead-gif-22973220

[stone quiver]

hi

[vital magnet]

Ewww

[pine bison]

nice name unity

[velvet night]

I will stop playing from tmr

[mighty remnant]

idk

[velvet night]

Jkjkjk

[mighty remnant]

just wondering

[vital magnet]

Good stuff congratulations 👏🎉👏🎉

[floral patrol]

But- I- I gotta go talk to my friend who introduced me to chess.

[potent merlin]

BreadTensei

[vital magnet]

Yeah give him a slap for me

[pine bison]

[torn rune]

uwu

[vital magnet]

Ewwuwu

[upbeat viper]

'aaa'

valo cringe

[pine bison]

unity for god sake change your name to an actual name

[upbeat viper]

cs better

[floral patrol]

Not a good amount of uwu, or a bad amount of uwu, but... a undescrible amount of uwus and owos

[pine bison]

[mighty remnant]

mods?

[tropic pawn]

shut up

[vital magnet]

Unity is a beautiful name unlike pain

[pine bison]

mods?

[upbeat viper]

not him this time

👀

[mighty remnant]

fun fact 10 mod 5 = 0

[pine bison]

im crying now

[vital magnet]

Nah don't listen to the haters

[mighty remnant]

fun fact 10 mod 5 = 0

[upbeat viper]

and chill out @tropic pawn

[vital magnet]

Yeah it's because your on pain no pun intended

[torn rune]

[tropic pawn]

DANCE BABY

[vital magnet]

Stop the cap

[mighty remnant]

do you play dutch defense

[torn rune]

words

[pine bison]

[torn rune]

aonther one

[upbeat viper]

uh

what in the modulo world is that

[torn rune]

unique

[mighty remnant]

guys if you add 1 to 1 it becomes 2
in chess if you add one pawn to another it becomes a weakness

[vital magnet]

Words of the wise

[mighty remnant]

but depends on the position

doubled pawns can be better sometimes

[vital magnet]

Yeah but 80% of the time it's a weakness

[torn rune]

haha

[mighty remnant]

welp
in middlegame/opening i think it's fine
but endgames... i'm not very good at them but i think they're pretty bad

[sharp galleon]

[torn rune]

on unity

[vital magnet]

🤓

[torn rune]

hey rick how are you

[restive storm]

Imagine the Ruy Lopez floor system

[upbeat viper]

never gonna give a pawn up

never gonna bring my king doown

[torn rune]

[restive storm]

Bastoura did you delete my video

[upbeat viper]

uh

idk

I don't remember

[restive storm]

I just want to know the reason

[vital magnet]

Imagine the Gucci piano

[torn rune]

[upbeat viper]

when I see an annoying/irrelevant/loud meme I usually delete

because memes make people send other memes

and then it becomes chaos

[torn rune]

i agree with baguette

[upbeat viper]

it's like a chain reaction

[restive storm]

Next time I'll make sure that the what the hell video is relevant next time

[upbeat viper]

[sharp galleon]

isn’t it called the Butterfly effect or something

[vital magnet]

That's cap

[upbeat viper]

mhhh nah

[torn rune]

e4.c6 is caro hmm

[upbeat viper]

it's called 'group effect'

[sharp galleon]

🥐

[sharp galleon]

here have a croissant 🥐

[upbeat viper]

thanks

[sharp galleon]

:D

[vital magnet]

It's called the butterfly effect

[fossil epoch]

butterfly effect is like when you do something and something else happens afterwards, but if you did a different thing at the start, that something else wouldn't have happened

[upbeat viper]

butterfly effect is : a small change in the initial state of a chaotic system causes huge changes in the result

can't make any simpler

[vital magnet]

[fossil epoch]

Could have worded it simpler

I firmly apologize for the ping

[upbeat viper]

I actually enjoy the pings for the quote answers

[sharp galleon]

isn’t butterfly effect just chain reaction

[upbeat viper]

a rickroll

[mighty remnant]

legendary 6 tupled pawns

[upbeat viper]

I have it on my phone

:')

[vital magnet]

Butterfly effect begins

[upbeat viper]

nah chat is chill

[fossil epoch]

well here you go I guess

[upbeat viper]

:D

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-dead-gif-22973220

[upbeat viper]

the highlight makes it easy to see when the chat is very very active

[vital magnet]

Yeah i agree

[fossil epoch]

that makes sense, yeah

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-horses-gif-19635108

[mighty remnant]

guys i made a mistake i can't move the king away from the promotion square without letting it kill one of the pawns sob

[vital magnet]

Did you try qa4+

[mighty remnant]

but how does that help

[restive storm]

what is this man doing 💀

[mighty remnant]

farming brilliant moves

[vital magnet]

Bc then Ke7 and qd7+

[sleek oriole]

wifey is mad at him maybe

[grim edge]

How?!

[mighty remnant]

yeah but the point is not to kill the white pawns

[mighty remnant]

this is a position reached by me playing on both sides

[grim edge]

Not gonna lie he needs new ideas for thumbnails.

[grim edge]

Oh.

[mighty remnant]

lol

[vital magnet]

Well black will take e7 on next move

[mighty remnant]

sob

[vital magnet]

It's gonna be okay

[mighty remnant]

anyways time to remake this

[sleek oriole]

what happened to general, where are the og's

[mighty remnant]

guys try find the shortest way to get 6 pawns on the same file

[grim edge]

😭

[mighty remnant]

idk

[potent merlin]

@mighty remnant Do you know the solution to this?

[mighty remnant]

nope

just curious

[potent merlin]

Okay let's see who gets it in less moves within 10 minutes

[mighty remnant]

oke

[potent merlin]

Time. Go!

[short depot]

Wtf

[upbeat viper]

no advertisement

[short depot]

Sorry

[raw kayak]

what's up guys

[vital magnet]

Follow @chess.com on twitch

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game

[vital magnet]

I told you to change your pfp didn't i

[mighty remnant]

i got 20 on my first try

as in 20 each side

[vital magnet]

Damn how old r u

[mighty remnant]

huh

how does that relate to that problem

[vital magnet]

I see you as smart so i was wondering if you're a prodigy

Just like my uncle Sam was back in 1986

[mighty remnant]

i'm 13 if you really want to know

[vital magnet]

Damn you are a prodigy

[sleek oriole]

ding is so happy

ian is chad as always

[vital magnet]

Ding chilling

[grim edge]

🔕

[mighty remnant]

yes ;-;

[robust maple]

whats ur elo

[mighty remnant]

around 1100

[robust maple]

nice

[mighty remnant]

;-;

only 1100

[robust maple]

fairly decent

still nice

[potent merlin]

Okay I'm done

[grim edge]

💀

[potent merlin]

18

[mighty remnant]

oooh

i'm still trying to reduce number of moves

nope

[sharp galleon]

girls don’t exist smh

[velvet night]

??

[mighty remnant]

why though

[sharp galleon]

shhhhhhh

[mighty remnant]

ouh oke

lul

[mighty remnant]

sorry i gtg, i'll try work on this later :D

[sharp galleon]

yes

[viral epoch]

But I am

[boreal cosmos]

new mark rober video ppl :p

[viral epoch]

I'm Mitzu yes...

[grim edge]

Venti i enlisted in a otb tourney finally

[grim edge]

Oh i love mark rober

Whats the video about

[sharp galleon]

summer break starts in approximately 10 hours and 17 minutes

[boreal cosmos]

k9 dogs

[potent merlin]

@mighty remnant I think 18 can't be beat. Only tied

[viral epoch]

Started for us

[boreal cosmos]

or search and rescue stuff

[sharp galleon]

damn

[viral epoch]

Mmm ye it has Unty, hruuuu

[viral epoch]

Today

[grim edge]

Thanks ill check it out

[viral epoch]

I mean yesterday

[potent merlin]

I looked at the pawn moves you need to achieve that and I'm pretty sure you can't do in less than 18

[viral epoch]

Wednesday

Eh oki I think

[sharp galleon]

good for you

[grim edge]

The wonders of humanity

Truly amazing

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

I hang the game on the tenth move

[viral epoch]

Cellen 1v1 me otb

[sharp galleon]

if you fly to Hong Kong then sure

[grim edge]

Cellen youre from the netherlands too??

[sharp galleon]

I am Chinese but lives in Norway

[viral epoch]

I thought this was Alex

Hyd Yasso

[grim edge]

Ah gocha also nice anime list

[grim edge]

I am doing okay ive been trying to prepare for my tourney and it aint going well

[sharp galleon]

[viral epoch]

Chess? Oh well if so, good luck

[sharp galleon]

anyways will sleep now i guess

gn

[grim edge]

Good night

[grim edge]

YES.CHESS MITZU WERE IN A CHESS SERVER

Also look at him isnt he cute

He has the edgy jin kazama tattoo too

[viral epoch]

Goodnighty Cellen sleep tight don't let the bed bite

[grim edge]

Bed bugs bite*

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-jin-kazama-serious-gif-12587122

[grim edge]

No the bed is a mimic

[grim edge]

Mitzu u wanna chess

What

[grim edge]

You uncultured swine

Wdym

You absolute buffoon

Balloon?

Do you not know what a mimic is

[viral epoch]

Uhm

I no like chess anymore

Sorry

[grim edge]

WHAT.

Isn’t that like imitate (someone or their actions or words), especially in order to entertain or ridicule.

HOLD ON WHAT.

[potent merlin]

It can be beat @mighty remnant 17 is possible in theory

[viral epoch]

Ye

[grim edge]

No its a creature that mimics objects to prey on folks

[grim edge]

Wdym youre like the greatest chessman femboy ever

[viral epoch]

I tilted like 200 elo

[mighty remnant]

Ok :)

[grim edge]

Youll climb them back up

Like a pheonix

[viral epoch]

That's what everyone said but guess what

I fell, broke my nose, and decided to jump off a cliff

[grim edge]

Venti come on

[viral epoch]

(Metaphor)

[grim edge]

You dont give up

[little junco]

can some1 with diamond or platinum review my game so i can review it :>

[grim edge]

Sorry were all broke here

Venti do u have membership

[viral epoch]

Noop

[mighty remnant]

Btw did you try stacking on d file instead

[little junco]

rip

[grim edge]

I guess youll just go back to playing genshin then

[viral epoch]

Nop

[grim edge]

Another genshin player

[grim edge]

Impossible

[viral epoch]

Hi

[grim edge]

Who are you and what did you do with eli

[abstract mantle]

hi

[grim edge]

What.

[grim edge]

Ur pfp so cute

[viral epoch]

I'm Eli

[grim edge]

Usfc chesss kid magazines

Something isnt right

Whats a chesskid magazines

[viral epoch]

Never has been

[grim edge]

You sure

[viral epoch]

Yep

[floral patrol]

oh come on

[grim edge]

Youre not an evil counterpart

[viral epoch]

Yasso cmon...

[grim edge]

So youre quitting ches

[viral epoch]

I don't know

Why should I continue anything

[floral patrol]

your username

[frail basin]

The Blackburne shilling gambit is pure BS

Legit it’s in the name

What are you on? I swear it’s worse than what runs through my autistic mind.

[floral patrol]

ITS YOU

[frail basin]

Yes brother. Hello again

[boreal cosmos]

why are you looking for trouble so badly

[frail basin]

You smoking glitter or something?

[floral patrol]

What

[frail basin]

He said he’s on glitter rn

[spare roost]

🤓

Most people just hate him if you ask me

[floral patrol]

This is worse than my imagination and my imagination goes from 2 m&ms biting each other in a mental hospital to a goodfellas poster giving papercuts to a godfather poster

[frail basin]

I can relate to this.

[floral patrol]

that and were both with the weidest minds of them all

[frail basin]

Yes indeed

[boreal flower]

i've been stuck 500 for 4 months help

[frail basin]

Do puzzles.

[restive storm]

Two aldies

[frail basin]

Yes Indeed. I got the drip out with the golden chain. My band used it to surround a parking lot

[restive storm]

💀

[frail basin]

This is why high school band is goated

[undone dove]

Puzzles and see #1040028251965358121

[frail basin]

Work on not blundering pieces too

[civic belfry]

i have quails hatching now 😎

[undone dove]

Wow dead chat for so long

[potent merlin]

That's exactly what I did in the original solution

[civic belfry]

frr

[weary heron]

whats your elo just wondering

[undone dove]

Check his roles

[weary heron]

how is bro 1100

he knows every opening name

[undone dove]

average chess player

[weary heron]

so you know what the four pawns gambit is

[austere bluff]

who wanna match?

[weary heron]

im down

whats your elo

[austere bluff]

Like 400

or 200

[weary heron]

im 1450 but if you wanna play then sure

[austere bluff]

YES BLITZ

[weary heron]

ok

[austere bluff]

send link

[weary heron]

https://play.chess.com/B3YGG

[potent merlin]

@mighty remnant 17 Moves!!!

[austere bluff]

3 min or 5

[potent merlin]

Spoiler cuz solution

[velvet night]

Oh my

[whole pagoda]

hi

[velvet night]

0.1 nanosecond (?)

He’s overrated

And im on bed for 24 hours

Sleeping

[frail basin]

I’m 1300.

I overpowered a 1300 elo player so easily. The Blackburne shilling gambit is so bad

That’s my baby account dumbass

[velvet night]

L

[frail basin]

Very good

I’m not complete garbage but I’ll take it

CHATGPT going super sayian mode

That’s how it is with some gambits

[frosty pivot]

im garbage

[frail basin]

I fully understand why you question my recommendations

[digital phoenix]

I agree

[frail basin]

Majority of the openings I suggest are dubious gambits.

[frosty pivot]

yay

[digital phoenix]

4k more messages till I can finally get out of this shithole of a server

[frail basin]

Then there is a rare occasion I suggest good openings like the evans, Slav, or something like that

[restive storm]

are you leaving

[pallid bear]

Hello

[digital phoenix]

100k is all I need

[digital phoenix]

Mods are absolute idiots I can’t wait to migrate

[restive storm]

where are you going

[frail basin]

Wait your leaving?

[digital phoenix]

Moon server probably

[frail basin]

I agree about the mods being idiots but still

[digital phoenix]

Nah I won’t I just spend less time here

No not the people. The mods.

[frail basin]

mk. That’s what I’ve done for the past 2 months

Moons server is better ngl.

[digital phoenix]

Bro banned my 3 year old alt for timeout evasion like an actual cry baby

Take my ban and shove it up ur ass

Like holy shit

I’m gonna get a timeout for the message I just sent again

[potent merlin]

Crkingcry

[austere bluff]

GG

[frail basin]

[digital phoenix]

I should just ping mods on myself

[fickle rampart]

Good evening noobs

[jade osprey]

what's the worst possible move after e4 e5

[digital phoenix]

I should make mod slander bye

[frail basin]

I found the best chess defense

[upbeat viper]

hi

I'm b

[frail basin]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Gambit-Accepted-Allgaier-Horny-Defense

[frail basin]

This is beautiful.

[upbeat viper]

[restive storm]

THE KNIGHT IS TRAPPED

[upbeat viper]

indeed

[fickle rampart]

2. Ke2

[upbeat viper]

... Qh4

into mate

[digital chasm]

Hey if any 1000+ player could possibly play me in a couple unrated and give me some tips It’d mean the world I’m really tryna climb the ladder 🙏🏾

[fickle rampart]

Chess.com’s mobile analysis is acting kinda sus right now

[frosty pivot]

dang

[restive storm]

I'm pretty happy of how I played that game

[fickle rampart]

Yes Duolingo leveled up and went through an evolution

[potent merlin]

This chess.com new interface looks interesting

[restive storm]

Its the lichess mod
I found out how to get it

the graph looks better in my opinion

the spike at the beginning was the opening

he played the alekhine's defense and I responded with a sub optimal move which was the samisch attack

[floral patrol]

just did a 19 move checkmate against sven

[potent merlin]

I think so too

[restive storm]

it's not as good as 2. e5 ... 3. d4 but it's dangerous for black

[restive storm]

I just think it's more clear

[potent merlin]

Also can I call you dorito bacon?

[wide merlin]

Danish is fine

[restive storm]

you can if you want to be mean lol

[restive storm]

I meant in alekhine's defense

[potent merlin]

Idk your nickname is just too hard💀

[restive storm]

you can call me dor

[potent merlin]

That's boring

[robust maple]

b

[weary heron]

chat gpt has taken over stockfish

[robust maple]

Best move in the position, K0-0xC1.

[weary heron]

im down

[weary heron]

im 1440@

[robust maple]

Brilliant queen and bishop capture castle which leads to force mate in 178.000 moves.

[fickle rampart]

Yeah my apps been broken like this for like a week now lmaoo

[restive storm]

doryetuos

[fickle rampart]

NEW OPENING DROPPED

[robust maple]

Yes

The castle capture combo

C1 bishop variation

[short geode]

*

Nah jk

[weary heron]

it seems playable considering its the best move

[fickle rampart]

Imagine Magnus Carlsen makes that move OTB

[robust maple]

Would be one of the moments of all time

[fickle rampart]

Like what you finna do as the other player 😆

[floral patrol]

I can read the board well, but what does that mean?

[robust maple]

Resign

[potent merlin]

Does it mean anything? Just wondering

[robust maple]

It's new chess notation called aoiwbediopawbed. Only big brain chimpanzees can understand it.

[weary heron]

at least levy would have something intersting to freak out about instead of magnus playing the london

[robust maple]

Resign as a form of respect for the all time greatest player

[restive storm]

it's a name for a fictional character I made up and drew for fun

[floral patrol]

King Castle to C1?

[robust maple]

King ( K ) short castles ( 0-0 ) takes ( x ) on C1 ( bishop )

[robust maple]

Yes. Capturing both the queen and bishop that are in his way.

[potent merlin]

Interesting

Are you good at drawing?

[floral patrol]

I DID IT. I AM A BIG BRAIN CHIMPANZEE AND DECIPHERED THE CODE

[weary heron]

its a gambit clearly

[restive storm]

not that much but I draw some original characters for fun sometimes

[potent merlin]

Giri is

[robust maple]

Agreed.

[digital chasm]

Thx a bunch dude I’ll dm u

[robust maple]

I am currently sitting at 1709 anyone wanna play

[restive storm]

Wesley*

[potent merlin]

Bruh where's 10 s?

[weary heron]

i need a break for competitive chess after being 1498 in a +10 stockfish eval and losing that game and then 5 in a row

[robust maple]

WAT

[restive storm]

wesley is more solid than anish

[robust maple]

did you blunder all of your pieces?!

[digital chasm]

HA lol

[floral patrol]

You know what? Can someone give me a notation that's also hard? I wanna see the rest of my board reading skills

[robust maple]

bro lost - 200 elo in a day

[wide merlin]

Guys I am new at chess I want to know How many years u need to play to reach 1500

[restive storm]

you almost get no chances against wesley

[robust maple]

I reached 1500 with a year and three months. It depends on how much you train...

[grim edge]

Fide?

[robust maple]

Nah online

[weary heron]

thats only 39 elo

[robust maple]

Now I'm sitting at about 1700

[potent merlin]

He isn't as memeable

[weary heron]

plus i won 2 games after

[wide merlin]

How long have u played? That very good to reach in a year

[weary heron]

im at 1474 now

[grim edge]

I mean thats good yeah

[floral patrol]

I do have, like, only a 200 rating, but I'm not a FIDE member yet

[potent merlin]

BTW Ding had 11 draws in 2018 candidates and now he plays super interesting chess

[robust maple]

Well, I've been playing since March 2022

[grim edge]

Its a shame that title cost money

[wide merlin]

Cause I have just play chess for like nearly an year

I played from 2022 November

[grim edge]

[wide merlin]

And I am not really good

Cause still in school everyday not enough time practice

My acc:(((

[robust maple]

What's your current ELO, I have a friend in the same situation

[floral patrol]

I started playing chess last month and I just beat a bot with a 1300 rating

[restive storm]

true but anish is not as drawish as people think he is
he plays interesting openings and stuff, but people keep looking back at his 2016 candidates results, which first of all was a tournament 7 years ago.
a lot of games he drew weren't because of his solid play, it was mostly because he wasn't able to convert
nowadays I don't see much of the "drawish giri" as people say he is

[robust maple]

Pretty decent ngl

What's your rapid

[wide merlin]

Thx bruh

[potent merlin]

@restive storm

[wide merlin]

I don’t usually play rapid only 900

[grim edge]

At least u got da vip

[boreal cosmos]

[wide merlin]

…

[restive storm]

ding is one of my favourite chess players

[robust maple]

Your discord profile says you're only " < 500 " which would be over 500. Once you hit 1300+ it updates your role. You sure that's your profile?

[potent merlin]

It's a meme that doesn't really represent the current state of things but it's still funny af

[wide merlin]

Ok I swear that my profile

[robust maple]

Then albert is going crazy

[wide merlin]

Wdym

[floral patrol]

And I only use the actual website

[robust maple]

The chess.com bot

[grim edge]

He has to reconnect his acc ig

[robust maple]

Yeah that could be it

[floral patrol]

Manipulation!!!!!

[wide merlin]

Cause user name changed ig

Cause if I do /ratings is show my old rating

And old profile name and pic

[grim edge]

First Medal

I dont even got rewards

What a waste of time

[quaint bay]

17-0 lol

insane

[wide merlin]

Wow

U are 1800 bullet?

[grim edge]

Time is my biggest friend. Most of the time i was in a losing endgame but time carried me

Yes

[quaint bay]

I would consider myself fairly strong but i would never even dream of something like that

[grim edge]

Well keep traing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lelouch VI Britannia (kaisersane)

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Rapid: 1808 (1808 peak)
Blitz: 2040 (2035 peak)
Bullet: 1802 (1804 peak)

[wide merlin]

That crazy bro

[grim edge]

Im at my prime

[wide merlin]

I have a prime too but if I use command it just don’t show

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ruthlessbeginner

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> zkebreeno

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Rapid: 825 (997 peak)
Bullet: 1055 (1102 peak)

[quaint bay]

ehhhh

[grim edge]

W

[wide merlin]

It just show my old one

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> boh_1234

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Rapid: 413 (564 peak)
Blitz: 370
Bullet: 516 (598 peak)

[grim edge]

Disconnect acc

[wide merlin]

I tried

[tepid breach]

Can I have your job?

[wide merlin]

Doesn’t work

[quaint bay]

i always get smashed in the tournaments, even against even opposition 😦

[faint hazel]

hmm

[grim edge]

Uhm yes

[tepid breach]

Alright where do you work

[grim edge]

Tbh ion work im jobless school is my work

I am Student

[wide merlin]

Lol same here

[tepid breach]

Bru

[grim edge]

W

[wide merlin]

Can I know ur grade

Jk

[pearl knot]

Can we play the crazy horse chess mode in the app

[tepid breach]

No

[robust maple]

.

[grim edge]

Im like 9th grade

10 is the last

[tepid breach]

Congrats my gpa is 1.4

[grim edge]

Ah mine is like 2.4

Im lazy

[tepid breach]

Better than mine

[latent pebble]

[main elm]

Sup

[winter ridge]

anyone wanna play bullet im bored

[sleek oriole]

sup

[tepid breach]

You can be the gun to my bullet

[grim edge]

I never studied once for school

And the result is that math is killing me

[tepid breach]

Nice

[grim edge]

Ong I can pass every subject without studying except math

[tepid breach]

Col

[main elm]

Alright so I just connect my chess.com to discord

[winter ridge]

so you want to be fired ?

[main elm]

Pretty cool

[civic belfry]

i dont even study and i get constant b's 💀

[winter ridge]

the opposite for me lmao

[cloud dock]

I'm this guy, I left the server because I couldn't connect that account to chess.com so I'll connect with this one and only use this one here instead

[grim edge]

I just had 3 f's in math

[grim edge]

Damn

[sleek oriole]

cool

[coral crypt]

AND HE SACRIFIES... that's right, you guessed it...

[winter ridge]

math is fun
until i get bored and stop paying attention

wait thats true of almost all my classes

except history that was boring from the start

[civic belfry]

brazil vs moldova

[winter ridge]

1,2, 3 or 4 ?

[grim edge]

For me the opposite its extremly exhausting but history is good

[main elm]

Took me a sec to realize how but I got it

[grim edge]

I have an A in history politics etc

[winter ridge]

oh gl i forgot all of it and im taking 3 when summer ends

and my schedule is 3x as hard as last year

[tepid breach]

Yes

AND HE SACRIFICES THE PAWN

[winter ridge]

im screwed!!

[cloud dock]

when I don't study I get b+'s and a's. When I study, I almost always get lower than 80% 😐

[tepid breach]

Why?

[civic belfry]

ngl im the type of person to do a legendary fork or brilliant but loses 💀

[winter ridge]

it doesnt

its after BC yes

BC is 1 & 2

[tepid breach]

Algebra 10000 is best

[civic belfry]

my school initials are literally bbc 💀

[winter ridge]

inserts reference to the kids i know who did it last year

[main elm]

I do that too. It’s because usually you study for harder tests, hence the lower grade. It’s tough and hurts your confidence to think studying makes you worse

[tepid breach]

Big bun club?

[winter ridge]

there was like 3
then i moved so

[tepid breach]

Wrong one

My bad

[tepid breach]

Big bun club?

[civic belfry]

nah braxten bragg comer or bbc

[tepid breach]

Woah

OKAY I PULL UP

[civic belfry]

literally the former governer of alabama 💀

[tepid breach]

Woah

Thoughts on furries

[winter ridge]

highschools only offer calc 3 not 4 tho

[civic belfry]

blud is in the 14th grade :Skull:

[winter ridge]

going to 12th so

[civic belfry]

do yall remember when yall thought joe biden was gonna add 2 more grades

[tepid breach]

Pp

Rolex

[civic belfry]

do yall remember when joe biden was gonna add 2 more grades to school and trump deleting tiktok? 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Donkey Kong (kettlecookedcheetos)

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Rapid: 845 (845 peak)
Blitz: 426 (475 peak)
Bullet: 467 (555 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Basic Person (imabasicperson)

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Rapid: 173 (535 peak)

[livid shore]

high schools don’t often offer that, just ap calc ab/bc

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/yippeee-yippee-gif-tbh-gif-25638359

shut up it's my birthday

[civic belfry]

when does new user expire?

[winter ridge]

true
it wasnt a very good class for us anyways since basically only the kids who took regular calc instead of ap took it

[tepid breach]

MR.BEAST SIX THOUSAND OH OH

[tepid breach]

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag.

[livid shore]

ah makes sense

unless you do a college program then you can do more

[civic belfry]

ngl studying makes your test grades worse

[livid shore]

like i’m taking calc 1,2 multivar, and differential equations in high school

[tepid breach]

NGL pooping would make your stomach worse

[civic belfry]

queefs gambit

[tepid breach]

It wasn't a joke :(

[civic belfry]

queefs gambit

chat dead

dedede

[civic belfry]

dedede is the build of a certain type of chromebook, and as the booting into devmode is different

there are ‫ bugs in your skin ‫

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> raghhhhh

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Rapid: 955 (963 peak)
Blitz: 406 (406 peak)
Bullet: 366 (523 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> murph500

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Blitz: 1401 (1401 peak)

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> murph500

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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Rapid: 2286 (2286 peak)
Blitz: 2401 (2401 peak)
Bullet: 2103 (2106 peak)

[digital phoenix]

lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 2204 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2251 (2251 peak)
Bullet: 2273 (2273 peak)

[restive storm]

my rapid is slowly getting back there

[digital phoenix]

nice town

[civic belfry]

queefs gambit is on top

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> murph500

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Blitz: 1401 (1401 peak)

[mighty remnant]

Gg

[civic belfry]

ngl humans make no sense

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> murph500

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Blitz: 1401 (1401 peak)
Bullet: 1727 (1727 peak)

[grim edge]

What is study lounge

[civic belfry]

humans make no sense if im honest

[latent pebble]

Edgy

[civic belfry]

wdym

[abstract mantle]

i quit chess forever now

hey is there anyone here that can ban me from chess for 3 months

[civic belfry]

no

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[abstract mantle]

says the 400

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> simple1e4

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Rapid: 1284 (1351 peak)
Blitz: 844 (1075 peak)
Bullet: 823 (874 peak)

[abstract mantle]

look at that shit

[latent pebble]

damn you suck

[abstract mantle]

went down 200 in blitz

[latent pebble]

Washed up

get your bullet up real

[abstract mantle]

im learning lua programming that's def something to do

other than a goofy board game

[civic belfry]

program a board game 😎

[digital phoenix]

lmao programming what a loser

[abstract mantle]

what else am i supposed to do with a beast pc lmao

[latent pebble]

You’ll become a femboy if you do programming

[civic belfry]

vr, gaming, programming, crypto mining, and yea.

[dark hinge]

bro u think that’s bad 💀💀 look at my rapid elo

[digital phoenix]

play valorant

[abstract mantle]

im programming so

[latent pebble]

wtf

[abstract mantle]

no

[latent pebble]

lase braindead

[digital phoenix]

csgo

[latent pebble]

valid

[abstract mantle]

ill play csgo when im good at shooters

[grave wasp]

hm

I'm not sure how I feel of this username change

[civic belfry]

macedonia vs macedonia, who wins?

[digital phoenix]

be better

[grave wasp]

hi nova

[winter ridge]

i mean you could close your account and ask staff to reopen it in 3 months

[winter ridge]

401?

[restive storm]

"doryetuosenbcakohn"

I don't think this statement is correct

[restive storm]

who's this guy then^

[restive storm]

lol

[abstract mantle]

this song 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

wait does the chess.com discord have any bots excpet for albert

[digital phoenix]

never threw dont know what ur on about

[restive storm]

which side did you play as

I got this in my last game I'm not satisfied but I still won so that's good

[abstract mantle]

closed my chess.com account hopefully ill be back

im actually from colorado, sorry - 👱🏻‍♀️

[grim edge]

cool

was in blitz game

im somehow rated 300 in blitz

[abstract mantle]

man stfu im popular on roblox 😎

[digital phoenix]

do u like kids

[abstract mantle]

well...

[grim edge]

kids

[turbid peak]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81132755581?tab=review

[grim edge]

I adopted a son

[worn ice]

aminfarhani1369 (1011) vs. sam_lloyd2 (973)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. e5 Nc6 3. Bc4 [Nxe5] 4. Qh5 Nxc4 5. Qxc5 d5 6. d3 e6 7. Qb5+ Bd7 8. Qxb7 Nd6 9. Qb4 Nf5 10. Qf4 Bd6 11. Qf3 Nf6 12. g4 Nd4 13. Qd1 Qc8 14. c3 Nf3+ 15. Nxf3 Nxg4 16. Ng5 e5 17. h3 Nf6 18. f4 exf4 19. Rf1 h6 20. Qe2+ Kf8 21. Nf3 Bb5 22. Ne5 Bxe5 23. Qxe5 Qxh3 24. Qd6+ Kg8 25. Rxf4 Re8+ 26. Kd1 Qxd3+ 27. Bd2 Ne4 28. Rxe4 Rxe4 29. Na3 Kh7 30. Nxb5 Re2 31. Qf4 Rhe8 32. Qg3 Qxd2# 

[abstract mantle]

heheh uh I, well m- nooo- that' not no but y-- uhhh. ok that's my answer

[turbid peak]

missed mate in 2 a few times but

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-poo-apandah-cat-big-poo-my-beloved-gif-25976076

[turbid peak]

it was hard to spot

[restive storm]

online chess is so weird for me
sometimes I play so trash and I miss everything while other times I'm literally unbeatable

[turbid peak]

same

i will beat people 100 elo higher than other times ill just hang my queen

in 3 moves somehow

[abstract mantle]

new york

yes

evergreen

my birthday 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳

[boreal cosmos]

i found a novelty in a variation against benony, cant wait to try it out this weekend 🙂

[grim edge]

i wonder how im 700 rated

[abstract mantle]

summer solstice

[boreal cosmos]

modern benoni

[grim edge]

yet ive managed to get an even and winning position against a 2400

[boreal cosmos]

what would you do with it lol

i hope you dont expect me to just share you my analysis and preparation

[abstract mantle]

el junio de viente y uno

[grave wasp]

stormlight deleted their account

[boreal cosmos]

i have prep waiting which i havent used for 2+ years

[grave wasp]

should we be concerned

[abstract mantle]

june 21 🤓

[boreal cosmos]

yes, use it lol

[grim edge]

new gambit

noob opening

[abstract mantle]

new gambie, 1.e4 2.g3 3.qh4

[boreal cosmos]

its my prep.. go ask some strong player to share their otb prep with you, see what they reply

its not like which openings you play

[grim edge]

DAWG!

[boreal cosmos]

i have spend considerable amount of analysing it and finding the idea

Okay but i dont think i could do anything with your prep

i think mine is deeper

[latent pebble]

What’s your prep

[sage night]

mate in 3

[fickle rampart]

ROASTEDDD

[boreal cosmos]

never know but i found a line which refuted giri's dragon course in 28 moves of prep

[fickle rampart]

UNHINGED

[boreal cosmos]

my opponent has 8k games online and he hasnt faceit it a single time so safe bet it can work

[restive storm]

my prep be like

my prep is stupid

[latent pebble]

Don’t players have alts

[boreal cosmos]

if you have 8k games on account where you play daily im willing to take that risk

so its not useful to you hence i wouldnt see benefit in sharing it

[restive storm]

I don't really share my prep much just say what openings I play

[digital phoenix]

funny move

[restive storm]

pawn sacrifice

?!

[frail basin]

Ello

[swift ore]

I love pp on the pp

[digital phoenix]

bruh

[swift ore]

its so comfortable

[frail basin]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Philidor-Defense-Nimzowitsch-Variation-Locock-Variation

Rate my new gambits

[boreal cosmos]

sure it would

no, im not afraid that you would play it. if you want it you can dig on databases yourself

its out there

[frail basin]

Anybody have recommendations for fun openings that aren’t gambits?

[abstract mantle]

a

[boreal cosmos]

its findable with database

[abstract mantle]

i like the 1.e4, g3, 2. qh4

or is it queen h5?

[boreal cosmos]

and i dont know you

[grim edge]

1c4

[frail basin]

The wayward queen sacrifice?

[boreal cosmos]

there are many lines

[abstract mantle]

yea it's top level

[grim edge]

wagers alowed ??

[frail basin]

I want them to be for E4 cause I’m mastering E4 before moving onto another set of openings. C4 has my best interest

[digital phoenix]

no

[boreal cosmos]

would you say where you live to a stranger?

i closed db already

[digital phoenix]

give me the first move

[grim edge]

it depends on what they reply with

[boreal cosmos]

i can speak english on a good level but this sentence makes no sense

[fathom sundial]

Bongcloud

[grim edge]

why is your rating wrong smh

<500

[boreal cosmos]

no not really

[frail basin]

I’m just looking for some counter plays against openings like the French and Caro

[boreal cosmos]

if you made a discovery in science would you tell it to a random person?

he was 1500 iirc

[wild oyster]

Purple Doritos are the best Doritos

[frail basin]

I wanna be able to have some openings that aren’t gambits. I’m looking at the Goldman variation against the Caro kann or something good like that

[boreal cosmos]

ok im 2300 cc rapid 2500 lichess rapid

how much higher are you?

[grim edge]

you can go for the tal against caro

[boreal cosmos]

anonymous accounts exist lmao

[wild oyster]

I love how passive aggressive this is 💀

[frail basin]

I like the tal. The bayonet attack sounds dope too

[boreal cosmos]

i dont care about my rating on that account

[frail basin]

I might use the Bayonet attack cause it’s consistent.

[boreal cosmos]

i cant play my otb prep on that

since name is leaked

[grim edge]

you can play that too

[wild oyster]

Almost as if your name is the username

[frail basin]

oki.

[grim edge]

just check the general plans

[frail basin]

What about the French defense then?

[wild oyster]

I know

[frail basin]

I already got enough gambits for atm.

[fathom sundial]

Im the pride and sorrow of chess ngl

[grim edge]

you can play the exchange is you want to avoid too much theory

[frail basin]

I’m cool with theory. I don’t like the exchange French.

The exchange variation is boring af if it’s a symmetrical position

[grim edge]

you can go for the kia then

[fathom sundial]

“The pride and sorrow of chess”

[solid night]

I ain’t readin allat

[digital phoenix]

i love exchange french cos i have literallly no french theory

[frail basin]

mk

[frail basin]

I was looking at the Orthosnopp gambit.

[fathom sundial]

No its a nick name given to Paul Morphy

[frail basin]

The Orthosnopp gambit looks extremely fun.

[solid night]

Murph

[civic belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boy-clothes-meme-discord-guy-gif-24752700

[fathom sundial]

Or maybe its also a book nvm

[frail basin]

Paul morphy is the best player if you ask me

[fathom sundial]

I was joking about the name

[frail basin]

I wanna be like Paul morphy with the openings.

[boreal cosmos]

1. i dont like you
2. you called me "imbecile"
3. As stated earlier any serious chess player won't just share their otb prep in specific lines which has required deep analysis and alot of time to come up with
4. you couldn't use it anyway
5. theres not really any more reasons needed

[livid shore]

it’s a fair point ngl

[grim edge]

hi hello

[boreal cosmos]

[digital phoenix]

scotch more like i wanna draw the game with white

[grim edge]

mb ur just a bozo lol

[boreal cosmos]

this is scotch?

[frail basin]

Real. The 2 point tho is good. Imbecile is a good word to criticize your opponents

[grim edge]

imbecile is a good word i fully agree

[digital phoenix]

yeah

[boreal cosmos]

interesting

[digital phoenix]

unless u have another way of calling this

yuh

[boreal cosmos]

oh bb4

[broken portal]

u got too many

[fathom sundial]

Sure, he dominated at age 10 and became unofficial world champ at age 12 I think, he was so good that when he was 21 he got bored of playing regularly and only played with odds against him

Truly a prodigy at the game

[grim edge]

morphy was cool

[frail basin]

Justified.

[digital phoenix]

bing chilling

[grim edge]

shame he was such a nerd

[civic belfry]

wazzup beijing

[grim edge]

DING CHILLING

[digital phoenix]

i dont even have that in depth of a prep

[frail basin]

I wanna play weird openings and defeat people with them

[fathom sundial]

Bongcloud

[boreal cosmos]

dw he is just mad cuz he got rejected

[frail basin]

I got some weird gambits I plan to learn in the future

[frail basin]

Bongcloud is well known. I wouldn’t call it weird

[fathom sundial]

Isee

[frail basin]

Now some of the gambits I have are beyond the imagination

[grim edge]

mfs when i hit them with the bode countergambit:

[grim edge]

theres norway u dont go

yes

[grave wasp]

Rest In Peace Deleted User 9fb83ce7

[frail basin]

What happened to him?

[grim edge]

what r the odds based on

[grave wasp]

AKA Stormlight#8582

[grim edge]

STORMLIGHT?

[frail basin]

REAL

[grave wasp]

idk deleted his account

[grim edge]

STORMLIGHT?

[frail basin]

you can’t be serious. He actually deleted it?

[grim edge]

😭 😭 😭

[grave wasp]

yeah

[frail basin]

We didn’t get along well but still.

[grim edge]

rip

[frail basin]

That’s depressing to hear.

[grave wasp]

me neither

las says he died of femboyness

[grim edge]

i nagged him abt brandon sanderson 😭

[frail basin]

Fr he did die of femboy ess

[grim edge]

thats a good percent

bring me back a giant pretzel from germany

HI UNITY

would u bring me a giant pretzel from germany?

[frail basin]

FemBuoyancy

[grim edge]

unity get me a giant pretel from germany

[grave wasp]

lmao

so anyone know why storm deleted his account

[grim edge]

get me my very own magnus carlesen from norway pls

[frail basin]

He was too fembuoyant.

[grim edge]

or get me that guy that discovered ltp from norway

[digital phoenix]

@primal shore

[grim edge]

he was a weirdo

[digital phoenix]

speak

[grave wasp]

he she idfk at this point

[digital phoenix]

it.

it was too fembuoyant.

[grave wasp]

it 💀

[frail basin]

Remember. She - S = He

[digital phoenix]

oh he switched?

[latent pebble]

Storm was definitely an it

[languid olive]

I am Going to school 😶

[grave wasp]

it*

[frail basin]

The government believes in gender equality

[digital phoenix]

she-he = s
s + it = sit

[latent pebble]

They said they go by any what y’all tryna force

[grave wasp]

my theory is storm died

[digital phoenix]

hence sit