💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I am crying lmfao

[nimble radish]

❤️❤️

[grim edge]

Are they even human lfmao

[timber plover]

your life is a race and you are the racist

[ember stag]

maybe

[split haven]

How?

[grim edge]

Serbian

[ember stag]

no

[timber plover]

you heard me

[grim edge]

Slovakian

[nimble radish]

Korean

[ember stag]

no

[mystic stream]

Slovenian

[split haven]

But how am i the racist

[ember stag]

no

[lusty citrus]

@ember stag are you from earth

[grim edge]

CHEZCH

[timber plover]

because life is a race

[ember stag]

yes

[nimble radish]

France

[split haven]

No

[timber plover]

race against yourself 😔

[ember stag]

no

[nimble radish]

Moki are you a car?

[split haven]

No

[ember stag]

no

[nimble radish]

Oh ok

[split haven]

she's an alien

[daring mauve]

Yayyy

[mystic stream]

Montenegro

[lusty citrus]

are you estonian

[ember stag]

no

[mystic stream]

Bulgarian

[ember stag]

a little bit

[grim edge]

Wassup unity my brotha, can I cry on your shoulder for a sec,I was winning against a 1700 but I lost due to a blunder

[mystic stream]

Bosnian

[split haven]

she looks it

[mystic stream]

Croatian

[grim edge]

U are Latvian

[ember stag]

no

[mystic stream]

Belarusian

[weary umbra]

Anyone wants to play quick blitz games rn?

[ember stag]

no

[split haven]

Stop speaking spanish. I speak el english

[nimble radish]

Me

Whats your elo tho

[ember stag]

you know you can look up keywords right

[lusty citrus]

are you hungarian

[split haven]

Luxembourgian?

[mystic stream]

Latvian

[grim edge]

Mf r you Norwegian

[idle warren]

i have an alt account that I like to mess around on. I dont cheat tho. Does that make me a bad person?

[hushed radish]

A Latvian

[ember stag]

No to all

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[mystic stream]

Cap

[lusty citrus]

mongol?

[nimble radish]

Are you a latina?

[weary umbra]

I was about to ask you the same question
It's 1200 9n chess.com

[grim edge]

BRO IS MOLDOVAN

[ember stag]

no

[split haven]

Yes. You're going to hell

[ember stag]

no

[grim edge]

ROMANIA

[nimble radish]

Im 1100 i think at blitz

[ember stag]

no

[idle warren]

oof gg

[lusty citrus]

are you from azerbaijan

[grim edge]

Lmfoaoaoaoaoaooaoaoaoa

[hushed radish]

Can I have a Latina

[ember stag]

no

[lusty citrus]

are you from iceland

[mystic stream]

Bro ur vietnamese

[ember stag]

no

[mystic stream]

Ur vietnamese

[hushed radish]

South African?

[grim edge]

@ember stag Hungarian

[ember stag]

no

[lusty citrus]

finnish?

[weary umbra]

Cool then I will dm you lichess? Is that fine bcaz my rage made me delete chess.com😅

[split haven]

You an antarctian?

[mystic stream]

I checked ur chess.com profile

[ember stag]

my cc flag is vietnamese but im not

[lusty citrus]

hi unity

[mystic stream]

Oh

[ember stag]

no

[hushed radish]

Romanian?

[grim edge]

Bro iz Hungarian

[ember stag]

no

[nimble radish]

Hahahaha i dont have lichess i think but ill create an acc

[split haven]

No hi to me?

[hushed radish]

Chinesian

[mystic stream]

Romanian

[ember stag]

no

[grim edge]

@ember stag r you European

[lusty citrus]

are you from turkmenistan?

[ember stag]

no

[split haven]

Wtf

[weary umbra]

You don't need an account

[pine bison]

gonna guess all 241 countries?

[mystic stream]

241 since when

[grim edge]

Don't mute us

[ember stag]

no

[ember stag]

no

[mystic stream]

Are u asian

[split haven]

There are only 190

[grim edge]

THEN HOW R U SLAVIC

[ember stag]

yes

[limber vine]

Bing chilling

[ember stag]

parent is from russia

[pine bison]

241

[split haven]

No

[grim edge]

Youre Japanese

[split haven]

No

[ember stag]

no

[grim edge]

Bro wtf r u

[ember stag]

guess

[nimble radish]

Moki just fking say where you are from

[ember stag]

nah, guess

[split haven]

NO NO NO

[steep viper]

There are only 8 countries

[lusty citrus]

oh my god i dont know any language that has ö other than that
are you crimean

[grim edge]

@ember stag Philippines

[steep viper]

America Europe Africa Asia and some others ones

[ember stag]

my language may or may not have that letter tho

[grim edge]

Lmfao close enough

Lmfoaiaoaoaiaooaoaoa

@ember stag youre Filipino

[split haven]

No

[hushed radish]

I’m for sure getting timed out

[lusty citrus]

are you from west asia

[dark hinge]

just got 800 elo :/

[hushed radish]

South Sudan?

[grim edge]

North Sudan

[hushed radish]

West Sudan

[grim edge]

East Sudan

[hushed radish]

☠️

[split haven]

Snitch

[old thistle]

Thanks

[ember stag]

no

[hushed radish]

Mexican

[grim edge]

KAYDEN WE ALMOST HAD A UNIFED SUDAN @grim edge

[ember stag]

also i might be getting hacked rn, i got a lot of carl bot warns

[mystic stream]

Uh oh

[split haven]

Yea. Thats me

[grim edge]

Oh crap tf

[mystic stream]

Tell us or we ban u

[split haven]

What?

[ember stag]

kazakhstan

[mystic stream]

Oh

[hushed radish]

L

[mystic stream]

Lmao

[hushed radish]

Kazoostan

[ember stag]

?

[grim edge]

Kazakhstan ugrazaet

[lusty citrus]

@ember stag are you from west asia

[ember stag]

i live in russia rn tho

[raw frigate]

i need tobinvade kazakhstan for its resources!!!!

[mystic stream]

Double exclam

[lusty citrus]

oh

[grim edge]

@hushed radish we unified Sudan

@ember stag do you know a meme of that news reporter sounding like a car

[raw frigate]

skull

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/P-b6AzYfjTA

[hushed radish]

🤦‍♀️

[ember stag]

its a kazakhstan tongue twister

[ember stag]

.

[grim edge]

Sounds like a car engine in winter

[raw frigate]

feel bad for u ngl

[ember stag]

i dont support the war dude

i just live here

[grim edge]

If you've ever heard of Golf 2 thats how it sounds lmfao

https://youtu.be/MRDg5uQkCC8@Rep#7838

[wispy trail]

Hi

[potent merlin]

Same. I hope you're doing alright

[obsidian sable]

anybody wanna play against me?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Alexander Marty (colorfulpigeon)

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shafin (shaf_42)

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Rapid: 1354 (1390 peak)
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Badr TAZINI (namelesso10)

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Rapid: 186 (260 peak)

[tepid panther]

Rip

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge did you like my queen sac ?

😼

[obsidian sable]

anybody wanna play against me?

[clever kettle]

Bc1#

[upbeat viper]

3rd move for the computer

then I just outplayed him

yeah yeah

I'm magnus carlsen

[river python]

hi

[upbeat viper]

endgames are my favourite thing

[obsidian sable]

hello

[river python]

beluga??

lol

[obsidian sable]

nah im just a fan

[river python]

ik just being funny

[obsidian sable]

ok

bruh💀

[river python]

lol

[torn rune]

hello mods, is it ok to stream rated games with help? the person "mad" on voice chat is doing it

[obsidian sable]

LOL

[torn rune]

isnt streaming rated chess cheating?...

it is on the rules

[rocky flare]

J

[river python]

bro beluga is a youtuber

[upbeat viper]

yeah

é.é

[torn rune]

mod mod, they are helping each other on rated games

on voice chat

that's what i've been saying

listen to me!!

[river python]

go and search his name on yt

20 million sub ig

[torn rune]

see?

[high ledge]

[torn rune]

ducc!

mod check

help us!

[upbeat viper]

wasn't

was an italian

[torn rune]

[upbeat viper]

I can't

[torn rune]

i won't ping mods

[eternal oak]

Wich part of this channel we can send screenshot?

[torn rune]

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[torn rune]

hi

[grim edge]

I am in need of computer assitance

[torn rune]

sowy, i can't help

[grim edge]

My computer has been factoring resetting

[torn rune]

[grim edge]

And has been on 37% for hours

And it turned off

Very unfortunate

[nimble radish]

anyone else that wants to play blitz at lichess?

[mighty remnant]

hi people

[mighty remnant]

this is a chess.com server .-.

[torn rune]

hi rose

[mighty remnant]

hiii

[nimble radish]

ok wanna play at chess.com?

[torn rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/813540072757395487.gif

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/quarantine-life-boredom-bored-sigh-puppet-gif-17489079

duck

goose

[torn rune]

[torn rune]

ducc

[torn rune]

yo is that a meow meow?

[ocean stream]

Fortnite

Fortinite ooo la Babagee

[eternal oak]

How can i send screenshot of my play chess?

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

👋

[stone shell]

hi guys just getting my daily message in so i can get trusted 🙃

[mighty remnant]

my alt

[grim edge]

https://garticphone.com/es/?c=01d220a76a

[sullen marlin]

[grim edge]

[eternal oak]

I dont undrestand turtle

[sullen marlin]

[torn rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/989144524616003644.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[sullen marlin]

💞

[lusty citrus]

@grim edge u have officially beat me without playing with me congratz

[sullen marlin]

Spooky night on the battlefield!

[grim edge]

Xd

[lusty citrus]

my account got banned

[sullen marlin]

Haunted horses and blightful bishops clash in the dark!

[mighty remnant]

/shrug ¯_(ツ)_/¯

hm

[sullen marlin]

Uh oh

[lusty citrus]

probably because of my suspiciously high winrate

[torn rune]

[mighty remnant]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sullen marlin]

Cheater!!!

Ban evasion!!!

[torn rune]

the guy still streaming rated

[mighty remnant]

this is not allowed in server btw

[lusty citrus]

lol did i say i am cheating?

[sullen marlin]

Book 'em!

[lusty citrus]

i am not cheating bro

[torn rune]

[lusty citrus]

oh damn

[frail basin]

Hello

[mighty remnant]

ooooooof

[sullen marlin]

You got banned from discord

[mighty remnant]

hi

[sullen marlin]

Rofl

[frail basin]

Damn that means I got banned at one point

[mighty remnant]

its a spoon

[frail basin]

I found some new interesting gambits.

[torn rune]

yes!

[mighty remnant]

nice.

[torn rune]

it was a spoon

[lusty citrus]

i sent an email to the cc support

[mighty remnant]

gambits are funny.

[eternal oak]

I connected my chess.com to twitch now how can send screenshot of my gameplay

[frail basin]

The Orthosnopp and Muzio gambit

[mighty remnant]

especially when people gambit pawns and pieces for no compensation.

[sullen marlin]

B u r n. T h e. Wilting. Flower.
In chess!

[frail basin]

I play 3 gambits atm. I’ll be learning the Orthosnopp or Keoni hiva to fill my repertoire a little bit better

[mighty remnant]

yay

[sullen marlin]

Neat!

[mighty remnant]

i play 0.

[frail basin]

Noice

[weary heron]

how is na5 a innacuracy when it is over a point better than any other move. thats is a orange brilliant imo

[frail basin]

Orthosnopp gambit has my greatest interest atm

[mighty remnant]

except sometimes like when i play d4
i play qg

[lusty citrus]

i think i know why i got banned

[weary heron]

play the new orthoschnapp

[mighty remnant]

so technically 1 gambit

[torn rune]

hey headshot, you are awesome

[sullen marlin]

Totally mad tea party!

[frail basin]

I know what the Orthosnopp is

[lusty citrus]

i did not write that i am an experienced player but new to online so thats probably why

[sullen marlin]

Why is headshot awesome?

[mighty remnant]

well
i don't study gambits/traps much because i don't need to know about them
maybe the marshall/rio gambits tho

[eternal oak]

Ho can you send screenshot and i can .. please explain not just one word

[sullen marlin]

What

[frail basin]

I once noscoped someone in the head at a nerf place

[weary heron]

no a better version which is e4 e6 c4 d5 cxd5 exd5 qa4+?! bd7 qb3

[frail basin]

They legit left the field and they “had” to sit down

[torn rune]

[lusty citrus]

yoo im black

[mighty remnant]

wait wut french but play c4?

[frail basin]

Qa4?

[sullen marlin]

Good question with no answer

[frail basin]

What purpose does that serve

[sullen marlin]

Nice

[weary heron]

the idea is to lure the bishop to d7 so the attack become stronger. on lichess that position wins 73% for white

[mighty remnant]

...

[weary heron]

you can attack both f7 and g7

[eternal oak]

How can i be truasted?

[frail basin]

Interesting.

[mighty remnant]

99.9?

[frail basin]

I’ll look into that exact variation of the Orthosnapp then

[sullen marlin]

Nice rugpull!!

[mighty remnant]

really?

[stable jungle]

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[mighty remnant]

hi unity

[coral bone]

take a guess of what my pfp is

[weary heron]

jonothan schrantz has a video about it

[torn rune]

looooool

[sullen marlin]

Grosa

[mighty remnant]

meh gud

[sullen marlin]

Rtype

[lusty citrus]

am i supposed to talk when im locked out

[frail basin]

He was the first YouTuber that came to mind when I think about the Orthosnopp gambit

[mighty remnant]

idk
it seems like you can tho

[frail basin]

Same said for the Wagon and Portsmouth

[lusty citrus]

black is so cool tho

[coral bone]

m

[frail basin]

William graif and Jonathan Schranz are my favorite YouTubers atm

You watched food wars didn’t you

[lusty citrus]

food po-

[mighty remnant]

f i thought ruy lopez didn't have that many gambits

[frail basin]

The Fricke gambit

[sullen marlin]

I'm the puppetmaster now.
My friends can rest easy...dangling in my hands.

[tardy basin]

letss goo

just reached 1000 elo

[frail basin]

They forgot a key gambit: the KEVITZ gambit

[sullen marlin]

Ahahaha, it's the real truth!

[tardy basin]

again

[mighty remnant]

ok just wait until you see how many king's gambit has

[frail basin]

The KEVITZ gambit also exists

[frail basin]

It has so many gambits i kid you not

[frail basin]

What website are you using for this

[lusty citrus]

@upbeat viper i am supposed to be locked out but i can type can you fix?

[mighty remnant]

wikipedia lol

[frail basin]

Do E4 gambits

i wanna see all the E4 possible gambits. I’m curious

[weary heron]

people name any gambit. i can show you the most hillarours unrealistic gambit. to prove that. it is called the 4 pawn gambit e4 e5 2. Bc4 Bc5 3. b4 Bxb4 4. f4 exf4 5. Nf3 Be7 6. d4 Bh4+ 7. g3 fxg3 8. O-O gxh2+ 9. Kh1

[sullen marlin]

I forgot already

[frail basin]

I know what it is

TheChessgiant has a video over it. Same for Jonathan

[eternal oak]

Larsen rose

[lusty citrus]

i sent a mail to cc support hope I get a respond quickly

[grim edge]

can someone please review my latest chess game on chess.com and send it to me since i dont have premium

[weary heron]

it has been reached 20 times on lichess anylisis

[frail basin]

You gotta be able to analyze your games yourself

[sullen marlin]

Bots!
Got it delivered tonight.

[frail basin]

Look for what you did wrong and what you did right.

[grim edge]

i can but i dont have premium

[mighty remnant]

wait a sec
sicilian doesn't have as many gambits as in queen's gambit

[lusty citrus]

oh

[frail basin]

Dang

[lusty citrus]

thats good to know

[mighty remnant]

oof

[weary heron]

plus after e4 e5 bc4 bc5 d4 is way better anyway

[frail basin]

I wanna find new gimmicky gambits for white

[sullen marlin]

Banned??

[mighty remnant]

king's gambit players thinking about which gambit they want to use to destroy their opponents:

[frail basin]

I already plan to use three dubious openings

[sullen marlin]

Wow, banned

[weary heron]

have you tried the boden kizeritsky

[lusty citrus]

dude i did not cheat

[frail basin]

It’s a reverse stafford gambit

[weary heron]

correct

[low sable]

Why may I ask?

[frail basin]

It’s in the urusov gambit

[sullen marlin]

Then who banned you?

[mighty remnant]

i finally understand why people didn't want to play king's gambit

[torn rune]

people are hepling the streamer in voice chat

[frail basin]

It’s the vienna gambit. I guarantee it

[torn rune]

[sullen marlin]

Cheaters in voice

[weary heron]

the idea is after exd4 you play bxf7!! and after they take you fork and have a nice position

also a great brilliant farm

[frail basin]

Idk whY people don’t like the King gambit even

It’s a fun opening for white to play.

[sullen marlin]

Idk,

[weary heron]

you should lesrn the gullam khassim gambit

[torn rune]

"mad" is streaming

[frail basin]

I gotta see this

[low sable]

Oh
There's alot of gambits with the bishop taking f7 lol

[sullen marlin]

They're helping the streamer

[weary heron]

out of tye kings gambit

[torn rune]

mods help

[lusty citrus]

Look dear discord user, I have been playing chess for 6 years but I am new to online. That causes some suspiciously high winrates, which I understand. I am a good player and I can solo 2000s easily. And because of that the CC staff probably thought I was cheating.

[sullen marlin]

Doubt

[frail basin]

Interesting. It’s a muzio gambit but weirder

[sullen marlin]

Prove it

[mighty remnant]

creepy crawly formation

[frail basin]

I’ve heard of it before

[lusty citrus]

what do you want me to do? teleport near you and crush you OTB?

[weary heron]

e4 e5 f4 exf4 nf3 g4 bc4 g5 d4 gxf3 o-o. the idea is after fxg2?? bxf7 is + 6 for white

[frail basin]

That is solid

[lusty citrus]

fide rated tournaments are too far for me to go man

[sullen marlin]

No way, quit imaging harm!
Just post stats page.

[torn rune]

can someone come to voice cchat and see that they are cheating??

[low sable]

Wait we can't give comments on the game?
Surely they don't enforce that part very strictly

[sullen marlin]

Guylo gots it!

[mighty remnant]

guys imagine you make an alt
and make sure to play gambits only

[torn rune]

finaly

[frail basin]

That’ll be lit

[sullen marlin]

Zapped the mods!

[weary heron]

also i have a fun countergambit. e4 e5 f4 d5 exd5 c6 nxc6( over 60% win rate

[mighty remnant]

i wonder how many pawns and pieces kg players gambit on a game on average

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match?

[torn rune]

i forgor

[low sable]

Whats your elo?

[frail basin]

I’d play the Muzio gambit. It’s the most aggressive gambit ever

[mighty remnant]

is it?

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match

[frail basin]

Evans doesn’t compare to the Muzio and Keoni in aggression

[low sable]

pykr doll

[frail basin]

The attack is tremendously power.

[low sable]

I'll play

[mighty remnant]

evans gambit is like a wing gambit no

[austere bluff]

Send match

[civic belfry]

best chess tactic: checkmate the enemy

[austere bluff]

blitz

[winter axle]

Cow gambit

[low sable]

I prefer you do it
Since you asked

[upbeat viper]

not a cheat

[austere bluff]

do it

[upbeat viper]

just his theme

[frail basin]

No. Wing gambit you wanna play A3 to gambit another pawn. In the evans, you play C3 after they take with the bishop

Wing gambit has my recommendation tho. Good and fun gambit

[mighty remnant]

hm

[torn rune]

mods, they are cheating rn at voice chat look

[low sable]

Just send the link bro
I screw the times I try to

[frail basin]

I gotta learn some other openings that aren’t gambits for white.

[low sable]

I mean you couldn't

[austere bluff]

i cant

[weary heron]

i really only play 6 gambits. stafford goring leonhardt orthoschnapp variation. non named gambite4 c6 d3 d5nf3 dxe4 ng5. wing gambit variation. with rxa3 instead of bxa3( rook sack

[low sable]

-_-

[mighty remnant]

ok so @eternal oak wanted me to post the best game they had here

[shy zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1094433250476298334/1115755469856837632/RDT_20230601_2037134823307787385323642.jpg

[frail basin]

Non named gambit?

[eternal oak]

Thank you 😍

[mighty remnant]

gud job

[low sable]

"Only"
I think 6 is plenty bro

[frail basin]

Sus. Can you give me a picture of the unnamed gambit?

[weary heron]

yeah the caro gambit dosent have a name

[frail basin]

What does the position look like?

[weary heron]

its free elo

[low sable]

Caro gambit?

[frail basin]

Oh that one

[torn rune]

bruh free rating like this is

[austere bluff]

who wanna match?

[frail basin]

It’s the Tennison gambit in the Caro kann defense

I’ve actually seen this before. It’s a better Tennison gambit

[weary heron]

way better

but is important to remember that after h6 isntead of winning the queen there is a mate in 6

[mighty remnant]

i don't like gambits because if your opponent is able to refute it, you are losing

[frail basin]

Not always

[weary heron]

even the great jonothan schrantz missed that

[torn rune]

it's a joke

[frail basin]

The von popiel gambit is my prized gambit. It is never refuted because the Sneider attack exists

[mighty remnant]

yeah but the higher the rating you go, the more people will know them

[low sable]

Than don't play a reputable gambit

[mighty remnant]

just play c5 after that

[frail basin]

Nobody knows the Von popiel or Keoni hiva

[low sable]

Refutable*

[torn rune]

yea

[weary heron]

yeah stuff like the englund yeah but the goring and that icbm varation are very hard to refute

[frail basin]

The first one maybe but the second is extremely rare nobody expects it

[austere bluff]

who wanna match?

[mighty remnant]

imagine they play e4 d4 expecting d5 but instead getting a random c5

[frail basin]

The icbm is so easy to refute. Just play Nc6 and white is losing

[austere bluff]

Ronaldo or messi

[torn rune]

[torn rune]

i don't like sports

i play chess

[austere bluff]

Choose

Messi or Ronaldo

[mighty remnant]

sicilian players when they mouseslip

[torn rune]

ronaldo

[weary heron]

um its a caro cann

[austere bluff]

Chess is a sport

[weary heron]

the pawn cant go there

[frail basin]

The caro kann one is better

[weary heron]

yeah thats what im talking about

the tension is trash

[frail basin]

I’d call it the Plutonium gambit

[low sable]

Lmao
Lol you can't hate the caro that much

Like you don't even have control of d4 anymore

[torn rune]

btw they still cheating in voice chat

[weary heron]

also if im 1500 the gambits only have to work at 1500

[torn rune]

rated chess

[frail basin]

Pinentel blocked me

[frail basin]

No they have to work further up the ladder too

[mighty remnant]

yeah
i would honestly just resign if i mouseslipped and all i know is sicilian

[frail basin]

Any gambit can work.

[mighty remnant]

not many gambits work that high up
except king's gambit/queen's gambit maybe

[frail basin]

You’d be surprised

[mighty remnant]

and queen's gambit doesn't really count

[frail basin]

The von popiel is fully capable of stealing wins at higher elos

Same is said for the Evans and Nahkmanson.

[mighty remnant]

evans i can understand

[weary heron]

thats e4 e5 d4 exd4 bc4 right

[mighty remnant]

nahkmanson is losing if they know theory

[frail basin]

Now if you want a busted gambit. The keoni hiva has my vote

[frail basin]

If they know the theory. Even then it’s about equal

[mighty remnant]

i don't play e3 tho sob

[weary heron]

considering a high depth engine says like -0.6 thats just wrong

[mighty remnant]

hmm, is it

[frail basin]

I don’t play E3 but Im willing to learn

[mighty remnant]

it does?

[weary heron]

yeah

[mighty remnant]

hmm

[frail basin]

Nahkmanson and Evans are some of the better gambits

[weary heron]

but you have to let it sit

[mighty remnant]

oke i trust you guys then

i did try nakhmanson once

when i was like 800

[frail basin]

This is perfectly fine. Patience is key

[weary heron]

goring is the best

bc you get it so often

[frail basin]

That’s why I’m studying the Keoni. It’ll teach me patience’s within gambits

[mighty remnant]

i just don't play gambits hehe

aw what happened

oof

do you have anyone else to talk to?

[daring mauve]

hello chat^^

[mighty remnant]

gambits lead to fun games but i feel like your elo would be unstable

especially the ones with traps

[frail basin]

I have unstoppable gambits at a lot of elos

The Keoni gambit is unstoppable if you accept it

[mighty remnant]

really?
there are unstoppable gambits?

[mighty remnant]

????

[frail basin]

The keoni has my vote for unstoppable

[weary heron]

why is that good

[torn rune]

cheating in rated chess voice chat mods

[weary heron]

is that even a real gambit

whats the moves

[mighty remnant]

completely free development wut

[frail basin]

The keoni is a weird gambit where positioning matters. You can play positional and attacking chess in the same opening

[weary heron]

stockfish says -2

[steep viper]

How is he cheating

[weary heron]

if i have the moves right

[frail basin]

Positional and aggressive chess is possible within the theory

[mighty remnant]

hm

[frail basin]

If you have the right moves. This is against humans

[mighty remnant]

no one knows how to play against vant kruijs

anyways

[torn rune]

i woudn't dare

[frail basin]

Real. Especially my gambit

[mighty remnant]

ye

[frail basin]

That’s why my gambit is near unstoppable

[mighty remnant]

i would just take all the pawns you give
then proceed to develop kingside ASAP

[weary heron]

i could see some interesting ideas in playing nc3 d5 e3 e5 qh4

[boreal cosmos]

[mighty remnant]

castle king to safety

[weary heron]

stockfish likes it

[mighty remnant]

then slowly develop other pieces along with center

[frail basin]

That right there proves that it has potential

[mighty remnant]

wanna play a game

[torn rune]

mods don't do anything! they are cheatin

[mighty remnant]

you can test out the gambit

[frail basin]

I still need to learn the theory.

[mighty remnant]

ah yes gambit theory sob

[frail basin]

I can try to play it. Idk if it’ll be good tho

[mighty remnant]

oke

you can test any gambit against me
it's also pretty good for me to know those

[weary heron]

why you guys care thell get banned eventually

the 2100 guy i played was suspicious

i playes 3 times and 2/3 got a winning endgame and got crushed

i feel like he turned it on then

[torn rune]

is not fair, that's why i can't climb cuz of i play multiple people at same time and not a 1v1

[mighty remnant]

imagine chess.com allows multiple games at once

[frail basin]

That would be nice

[mighty remnant]

i would be playing 5 15|10s at once

[weary heron]

wait what is he doing thats cheating

[somber pilot]

Speak spanish guys

Please 🥲

[frank parcel]

is anyone here have diamond able to review a game for me?

want to see if i got brilliant move

[weary heron]

i have plat

ill do it

[somber pilot]

Dead

[weary heron]

but plz stop caring about (brilliants) for the love of good

[torn rune]

help!

[frank parcel]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81115989767?tab=review

heres the game

[worn ice]

Arcana64 (1031) vs. Mrprez007 (994)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. e3 e6 5. Bb5 a6 6. Bxc6+ bxc6 7. Ne5 Bb7 8. c3 Bd6 9. Bg3 O-O 10. Nf3 Ne4 11. Nbd2 Bxg3 12. hxg3 Nxg3 13. fxg3 h6 14. Ne5 Qg5 15. Qf3 Rad8 16. Rh5 Qe7 17. O-O-O c5 18. Nb3 cxd4 19. Nxd4 Qd6 20. c4 c5 21. Nb3 Ba8 22. Ng4 d4 23. Nxh6+ gxh6 24. Qg4+ Kh7 25. Rxh6+ Kxh6 26. Rh1# 

[frank parcel]

i sacrafice rook and knight

[weary heron]

you didnt get a brilliant

[weary heron]

you got 2

[frank parcel]

[weary heron]

thats nice

i want to get 3 in a game

can somone tell me how they are cheating in the vc

[grim edge]

What about just take?

gxf6

Or with queen

[frail basin]

Damn. I’d play Qb8 in this position

[tepid panther]

Looks scary, but not losing for black

Yeah I wouldn't wanna play as black

[frail basin]

mk.Real

[torn rune]

[rapid thunder]

can someone join my zoom meeting an dtroll my 200 elo friends

they're playing chess on screen share

[torn rune]

[mighty remnant]

well first of all that means you're also 200 elo, no?

secondly, that's illegal

[spiral badger]

Wait up let me install zoom

[spiral badger]

Yo dm me link

[mighty remnant]

<@&745328830649991179> isn't this illegal because even if it's unrated they are not telling their friends that someone is helping them?

[quaint bay]

stronger players play a lot better in endgames bc they're objectively simpler to play and they have outplay potential against ppl who aren't as familiar

[mellow plover]

you should never use outside/engine assistance vs an unaware opponent. doesn't matter if it's rated or unrated.

[mighty remnant]

vs unaware, yes

also

[mellow plover]

@clear sequoia beat me to it again ✅ 😛

[empty plume]

Kisses u

Bruh bruh bruh 21

[mellow plover]

LOL i'm missing all my bullets today 😦

[weary heron]

weve all had games where a 300 watches and claims that i should have gone there which blunders your queen to half your openents pieces

[upbeat viper]

reload then

[mighty remnant]

make the bullets faster...
play hyperbullet

woah

how about baby orangutan

[twilit fractal]

[mighty remnant]

1. b3

[twilit fractal]

[quaint bay]

i love to play ten second games and just premove checks on the opponent until they flag lol

[mighty remnant]

bc4 bxf7+

[quaint bay]

ye

[mighty remnant]

loll

[quaint bay]

they basically cant do anything if you play as white bc chess.com doesn't let you move instantly lol

[vital magnet]

I am the greatest chess player of all times

[clear sequoia]

Because I am German and it i spelled that way in German 🙈

[mighty remnant]

premove kxf7

[vital magnet]

Damn bro not holding punches

[mighty remnant]

guys when playing ultrabullet just premove e4 bc4 nf3 ng5 bxf7 qf3

[quaint bay]

then you can't premove d4 and ur already behind on premoving lol cause it's not guaranteed for Bxf7+

[quiet sparrow]

i wanna stream

anyone wanna see me blunder

[grim edge]

am i a femboy if i listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q13yXok1MBk&pp=ygUJcGl4ZWwgcGln

[quiet sparrow]

yes.

[vital magnet]

No ultra bullet is useless

[mighty remnant]

ik
just for trolling

[grim edge]

i guess i'll move to german marching songs or something

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-blow-kiss-murica-smile-flag-gif-15177012

[quaint bay]

i love premoving d5 in bullet bc you can then premove Qxd5 Qd8 Nc3 e6 Qxc3 and it's perfectly safe

gives me like a 3 second advantage

[quiet sparrow]

i love femboys

[quiet sparrow]

healthiest american

[grim edge]

isn't that like gay

[pine bison]

real

[mighty remnant]

i don't play bullet sob

[quiet sparrow]

i am gay

[grim edge]

oh

[quiet sparrow]

i like men and women :3

[grim edge]

that's literally not gay

[quaint bay]

they were too funky

[grim edge]

how do you get rid of these roles?????

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[raw kayak]

what's up guys

[upbeat viper]

./announcements

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game?

[quaint bay]

jesus

[upbeat viper]

and select none

[grim edge]

i meant the other 7 roles which i get daily pings from:DD

[quaint bay]

/announcements none

[grim edge]

okay thank you

[mighty remnant]

a4 a5 b4 b5 c4 c5 d4 d5 e4 e5 f4 f5 g4 g5 h4 h5 ra3 ra6 nd2 nd7 nb3 nb6 bb2 bb7 bc3 bc6 qd3 qd6 ke2 ke7 ke3 ke6 bg2 bg7 bf3 bf6 ne2 ne7 ng3 ng6 rh3 rh6
stockfish analyzing this:

[upbeat viper]

np

[pine bison]

what race are you talking about

...

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-project-sekai-mizuki-gif-26324105

[tidal scaffold]

LMAOOAOAOAOAO

[mighty remnant]

if not ok please get therapy

[upbeat viper]

gégé

[tidal scaffold]

Thanks we love to see it

[upbeat viper]

miam

[grim edge]

like pawn a2

[grim edge]

This also good

[mighty remnant]

oof

[frail basin]

It’s mega mind.

[tidal scaffold]

Oh man you people are incredible

[grim edge]

It was my idea

U r smart:)

[plucky wolf]

hello guys

[grim edge]

Hi

[plucky wolf]

i have something very disturbing to confess.

[mighty remnant]

hi

[civic belfry]

whats something that you would DIE if you get caught? for me it would be my parents and my c.ai messages

[plucky wolf]

blunder im getting banned prolly

[civic belfry]

dude delete it

literallt?

wait wha-

[potent merlin]

A mosquito?

[civic belfry]

ooh can i see?

[mighty remnant]

...

[potent merlin]

I mean I really doubt that

But still

[rocky flare]

Anybody wanna play?

[potent merlin]

Attention seeking

[robust maple]

Alright, on my quest to going back to 1700 after a sad ban for a pathetic 5 moves, I've advanced to 1550

[upbeat viper]

.

[cinder sluice]

Yall what happened to zax?

[upbeat viper]

doing a pause from here til he gets better

[cinder sluice]

BAST WHAT HAPPENED TO ZAX

[robust maple]

He died

[potent merlin]

Nothing

[robust maple]

My chimpanzee boxed him

[potent merlin]

He focuses on chess

[robust maple]

Bro got k.o'd

[potent merlin]

That's it. Discord is too distracting

[cinder sluice]

heh wdym till he gets better?

[robust maple]

E

[upbeat viper]

idk, he feels like he doesn't step up enough

so he just took a break from here

[robust maple]

Scipio is the best mod of all time

[upbeat viper]

[pine bison]

true

[cinder sluice]

Not him hitting 2k in 5 months and still saying he not good enough 😭

[robust maple]

Yes

[upbeat viper]

uh

[upbeat viper]

he hit a plateau

[robust maple]

What an agressive about me you got there fella

[upbeat viper]

that annoys him

[cinder sluice]

Ty Ty!

[upbeat viper]

[robust maple]

box me

[pine bison]

wow thanks lol

[robust maple]

am the guy in the profile picture

[mighty remnant]

me 1100 after playing seriously for 2 months :D

[cinder sluice]

I can pull up my mod tier list if you want

[mighty remnant]

aiming for 1200 by next month

[upbeat viper]

bastura

[mighty remnant]

all mods are awesome!

[upbeat viper]

U

[cinder sluice]

It will just take me some time because I'm in France and I need to remember it

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/Mb3V.gif

[upbeat viper]

hm ?

[cinder sluice]

To pull up my mod tier list

[upbeat viper]

oh

[grim edge]

i feel so betrayed

[robust maple]

Yes

Relatable

Happened to me a couple of times

[cinder sluice]

You may be his best student for now but once that man becomes IM I'm gonna be da best

[tropic pawn]

If i couldn't mate him in one move, he was gonna mate me

[upbeat viper]

I forgot your username

oooh

thanks

[grim edge]

its not about zax there is this guy called ats and he was trying to play me even tho he was 2250+ elo i lost to him but it turns out he was a cheater

[upbeat viper]

nah nah

just joking

yep

I'm baguette mod

naaah just a liiitle bit

[sharp galleon]

croissant

[grim edge]

ill take ur entire stock

[sharp galleon]

summer break starts tomorrow :PPPP

[potent merlin]

Bonjour monsieur

Breadtensei

[sharp galleon]

(I have actually never had fresh baked croissant, and the ones I had that aren’t fresh sucks lol)

[grim edge]

one day ill visit france for a good croissant the search begins

[grim edge]

[sharp galleon]

as long as you don’t go to Paris that is

[cinder sluice]

Also mod tier list:
#1 - Bastoura
#2 - Scipio
(Both have me added on coc)
#3 - PainGPT
#4 - Doofy Doofy Doofus
#5 - Rinqed

[deft dust]

anyone want to play some chess? i'm 1200, higher the better i want to see if i can learn anything

[sharp galleon]

never seen a walmart in my entire life

[tropic pawn]

same

no we dont have walmart here

[cinder sluice]

Who Dat

[upbeat viper]

yk peeps

[cinder sluice]

Who Dat 2x

[upbeat viper]

you can do croissant by yourself

it's not thaaat hard

[tropic pawn]

no, Turkey

[sharp galleon]

there aren’t any walmart in Norway

[upbeat viper]

[potent merlin]

@grim edge unty wanna play 5/0?

[cinder sluice]

French people are so aggressive when it comes to driving though

[tropic pawn]

thx

[potent merlin]

I know it's bad for Improvement and yada yada

[tropic pawn]

yes

[cinder sluice]

It's like they always hurry somewhere

[tropic pawn]

we are both human so

[upbeat viper]

LB disappeared

pwoof

[sharp galleon]

if anything I may be related to Ding Liren

[upbeat viper]

yep

didn't get to know him

[sharp galleon]

it is called being Chinese

[restive storm]

Ding Liren is my favourite classical world chess champion

[tropic pawn]

why the fck you move bishop there?? like are you having fun with oppenent by giving out your pieces

[cinder sluice]

Bing chilling?

[fossil epoch]

You win a queen for a rook and a bishop when you could win a rook for a bishop

[sharp galleon]

Yes.

[tropic pawn]

did you know you can use charger cable to transfer files directly mobile/pc pc/mobile

[velvet night]

Because it counts point. As u lose a bishop and rook for a queen it would be 8:9. But if u take the rook with bishop it would be 3:5

[fossil epoch]

And another bishop after he takes

[cinder sluice]

Ok I would love to keep the conversation going but me go sleep

Goodnight people of the people

[tropic pawn]

you were already checking him

[velvet night]

So u win 2 points instead of 1

[upbeat viper]

well yeah

[tropic pawn]

how did you even do that

[upbeat viper]

always has been the case

[dark rock]

You could have taken the rook

[tropic pawn]

JUST TAKE THE DAMN ROOK

[potent merlin]

@grim edge if you count the material you'll have the queen against 2 rooks which isn't even that good

[upbeat viper]

you can also use a mouse on a phone

[tropic pawn]

that isn't a check rook can take it

[upbeat viper]

that's a fact

[tropic pawn]

??

[fossil epoch]

You win the bishop on a1 after Qxa8 as well

[velvet night]

Engine cares points more

[true violet]

Man Scandinavian players are sometimes annoying like "ooh I'm gonna be so aggressive I'm gonna pin your knight n attack n attack" like bro, e4 d5 d4

[tropic pawn]

we don't, we draw them

they really do

[potent merlin]

I won from -5 positions

[cinder sluice]

Good looking! 👉👈

[velvet night]

Yeah i didnt notice

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-gif-reply-gif-25926674

[potent merlin]

Ask @grim edge

[torn rune]

mods, he is streaming rated chess and getting help

[dark rock]

It’s just a stupid move you had a free room and you’re losing a bishop for no reason

[velvet night]

So actually u win 3:8

[fossil epoch]

wtf blonde levy?

[tropic pawn]

you could do the same by taking the rook

[torn rune]

frank

[cinder sluice]

Not good looking 👉👈

[sinful moth]

why is @grim edge a fat person

[tropic pawn]

why not

[dark rock]

Smash

[upbeat viper]

@pine bison you're very sneaky

[velvet night]

U win 5 points if u take the rook with bishop

[upbeat viper]

[still apex]

😭😭😭

[tropic pawn]

just shut your mouth and take the rook

[fossil epoch]

and hair colour

[torn rune]

[potent merlin]

No

[dark rock]

They can just move it silly

[still apex]

#FreeMyBoyIncho

[torn rune]

see?

[potent merlin]

He got a 1 week mute for calling a dumb guy fat

[velvet night]

And ur rook can take the corner one

[torn rune]

he gained points

[sinful moth]

hahahaha rly!!

[tropic pawn]

just take it with a rook

[cinder sluice]

Baguette Mod time me out for an hour so I actually go sleep please

[upbeat viper]

ok

[velvet night]

Yeah

[dark rock]

It’s not check

[sharp galleon]

uwu

[tropic pawn]

just move the rook to f7

[torn rune]

uwu

[still apex]

Woof

[fossil epoch]

might as well resurrect completely while he's at it

[restive storm]

Guys what are you doing

[sharp galleon]

uwu-ing

[still apex]

Trying to free incho

It’s not working

[tropic pawn]

you know rook goes in straight lines, right?

[restive storm]

My honest reaction

[torn rune]

streamer premove

[tropic pawn]

seks-ing

take it with a rook

[dark rock]

The king can move, you goofball

[sharp galleon]

[still apex]

Tweaking

[fossil epoch]

I would say something rn but I don't wanna risk getting timed out

[tropic pawn]

In Turkish, we call rook "castle" and castle "rok"

[torn rune]

[upbeat viper]

@pine bison why mute D:

[dark rock]

But they can just take your bishop 😭

[velvet night]

Bruh lets just say u win more points if u take the rook

[torn rune]

they are about to get caught cheating

[potent merlin]

@dark rock let's 1v1 I take your queen and you take my bishop

[dark rock]

I was trolling

[still apex]

Capture the king like it’s atomic

[fossil epoch]

bro

[dark rock]

That’s illegal because it’s check

[restive storm]

Average chat

[still apex]

Broski black has to move the king and the you capture the queen

[fossil epoch]

you are +2 when you could be +5

[dark rock]

No queen can take it

[restive storm]

Why are you doing this

[torn rune]

he got ban

[still apex]

Dorito Chan???????

[restive storm]

That's not my name

[torn rune]

he got ban

[still apex]

Youre dorito Chan for me from now on

[restive storm]

Think and evaluate and analyze what you are doing
Decide is it the right decision

[torn rune]

[velvet night]

Literally can hear a picture

[fossil epoch]

Bxa8 Qxa8 Rxa1 isn't good enough for you bro?

[dark rock]

Go to hell

[restive storm]

💀.

[dark rock]

Panther

[still apex]

[restive storm]

Think with higher depth

[grim edge]

I don’t like cats but that cat is beautiful

[velvet night]

China ??

[fossil epoch]

skill issue

[still apex]

China

[potent merlin]

@grim edge weren't you gonna sleep?

[dark rock]

Ty

[grim edge]

I’m sleepwalking

[velvet night]

Because only china is legal to eat them

[grim edge]

I think

[dark rock]

His name is Pete

[velvet night]

Suggesting u to go there

[dark rock]

Blocked

[still apex]

Im pretty sure there are other places

[velvet night]

Give me an example

[pine bison]

WHATDDUP CHOOM??

[dark rock]

WOOOOOAAAAAHHH

[grim edge]

Ok In other words i can’t be asked to play rn

[fossil epoch]

Dr. Nefarius???????

[pine bison]

[still apex]

The Philippines, South Korea, Cambodia, etc

[potent merlin]

[upbeat viper]

evil

ihy

[dark rock]

Isn’t it nefario?

[upbeat viper]

[pine bison]

[fossil epoch]

Was about to say

[pine bison]

little trollin hehe

[upbeat viper]

yep

é.é

[pine bison]

[velvet night]

Alr

[upbeat viper]

why can mods mod mods

[tropic pawn]

guys

[upbeat viper]

[torn rune]

he got ban?

[tropic pawn]

i recently tried magnus carlsen gambit

[upbeat viper]

nah nah

[pine bison]

mods cant ban mods tho

[upbeat viper]

he's joking :')

[tropic pawn]

and it worked

[upbeat viper]

[velvet night]

Yes pls