💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I wonder why magnus hasnt joined this server yet we would have great conversations!

[still apex]

Sureeeeeely

[lusty citrus]

yes

[grim edge]

I am joking of course the dude would puke the moment he even sees what happens here

[still apex]

He’d probably never want to play chess again lmao

[grim edge]

He already doesnt

Poor dude got traumatized

[still apex]

True just even less

[wheat robin]

A4 H3: Introducing The Ohioan Gambit

Next Move: Queen Blunder

3rd Move: Sacrifice The ROOOK and teleport all your pans and promote them to knights

4th Move: Blunder you King

[still apex]

It’d messed up because he’d probably get harassed the moment he types something in chat

[grim edge]

Speaking of which is that u in ur pfp hysteria cause i couldve sworn i seen someone with the same pfp a day ago

[still apex]

Nah that ain’t me

Im a dude lmao

It’s the cover of a song

[grim edge]

I thought ur pfp was a dude tf

[wheat robin]

Where do you guys live

[grim edge]

In your mind rent free

[wheat robin]

Im just asking

[still apex]

In my moms basement

[grim edge]

@still apex youre the Mexican guy from VC right

[wheat robin]

@still apex where is that

[still apex]

That’s me

[grim edge]

Yep I kind of knew it,Incho got muted man

Hysteria is a living breaking bad reference

[glossy radish]

hihi

[wheat robin]

@still apex Isn‘t that in NYC 😈🥸

@still apex got him

[still apex]

He called someone a fatass

[grim edge]

Yep lmfao and got 7 day mute

Mexico is in nyc chessdude you sre right

[still apex]

Im done for

[glossy radish]

wait he left that part out

[grim edge]

@still apex do you know which mod muted him?

Mexico is near taco bell

In nyc

[still apex]

Didn’t you see the screenshot?

[wheat robin]

i didnt know youre from mexico @still apex

[glossy radish]

no

[still apex]

Now you know

[steel latch]

im puzzle stramin rn

[grim edge]

Call him pendejo in spanish

[steel latch]

i need help

[wheat robin]

Taco Burrito

[grim edge]

Baguette

[glossy radish]

sk

[grim edge]

In what

[still apex]

That’s already in spanish😭😭😭

[grim edge]

I know thats the joke hysteria

[still apex]

These are the messages I was waiting for

[wheat robin]

• In a Plane

• Wakes up

• Hears Clapping ( 🤨 you know what i mean)

• Thinks that we landed
  Realizing…

[still apex]

My b

[glossy radish]

hysteria is french

[grim edge]

How many racist messages do u get per day

[grim edge]

And I get muted for posting memes

[wheat robin]

@still apex Drugs, Taco, Mexico, que burrito chica amigo taco

[grim edge]

Nah he wouldnt play the Anderssen if he was french

[glossy radish]

hes french

[grim edge]

The french are too prideful

[still apex]

You know surprisingly I only ever get like once every 2 weeks

[steel latch]

nvm

[glossy radish]

wait im bouta double it

[still apex]

[grim edge]

Only 2?

[still apex]

Lmao

[grim edge]

Do you live in mexico or do live in usa

[wheat robin]

🤓 + 📸 = 🫵

[still apex]

Nah I mean not many like it’s surprising even for me

[still apex]

Mexico

[wheat robin]

Guys i have important news

[grim edge]

@still apex why are people racist against Mexicans?

[glossy radish]

mooo

[wheat robin]

I have really inportant news

[still apex]

Idk prejudices I guess

[wheat robin]

*important

[grim edge]

Ig

[still apex]

Woof

[grim edge]

So youre telling me no tourist just comes across you and goes "thats the guy from the taco bell ads"

[glossy radish]

yummy

[wheat robin]

Guys listen i have to tell you sth

[still apex]

Nah lmao

[grim edge]

Ima lion

[glossy radish]

thats the guy !!!!!!

[wheat robin]

🤓 + 📸 = 🫵

[grim edge]

Or when u hang out with one of your white friends they ask u if u wanna go to an authentic Mexican restaurant

[still apex]

Like tbh I expected to get those comments a lot on discord but I don’t even get that many

[grim edge]

Hes the dog frim the taco bell sds

https://tenor.com/view/yo-quiero-taco-bell-nope-nojoke-gif-26400341

[still apex]

I live in mexico so I don’t have white American friends lmao

I have white Mexican friends tho

[glossy radish]

is it on the menu

[grim edge]

Only in asia

[glossy radish]

damn

[wheat robin]

🤓 + 📸 = 🫵
Is this you?

• Barks in Ohio Language

[still apex]

Aztecs ate dogs so not even that far💀

[grim edge]

Damn a show and dinner yall have it all

[still apex]

Ong

[grim edge]

Lets stop the racisl talk ill get muted again for the same thing

[still apex]

Lmaoooooo

[grim edge]

Woop woop

[wheat robin]

i have sth better to tell you

listen

[grim edge]

That youre actually magnus carlsen!!!

[wheat robin]

🤓 + 📸 = 🫵
Is this you?

• Barks in Ohio Language

!!!

[glossy radish]

ignore

[grim edge]

Someone ban this dude

[still apex]

[wheat robin]

Jk

[grim edge]

I am autistic and even i dont act like this

[wheat robin]

Here‘s the move it starts with

[grim edge]

It starts with you SHUTTING UP

[wheat robin]

Don‘t you know the meme

They don‘t know, they just see this

[rose thunder]

slide the queen and bait it

[mighty remnant]

welp that was messy

[glossy radish]

moo

[still apex]

Bro everyone knows the Ohio meme it’s just dead + unfunny af

[mighty remnant]

missed some nice tactics

[glossy radish]

YOURE dead

[still apex]

They’re gonna take it

[wheat robin]

fr fr straight be bussin no cap no cap

[grim edge]

I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME SOMEONE MADE AN OHIO JOKE

[rose thunder]

BLUNDER

[wheat robin]

fr fr

[still apex]

RESIGN NOW🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[graceful sedge]

big mistake

[wheat robin]

cap cap fr fr bussin be capping

[wheat robin]

😝🤓🥸😎😒

[grim edge]

Not in front of my spaghetti

[still apex]

Bro what the f is that

[rose thunder]

if you’re feeling neutral, look at this picture

[grim edge]

God was high

[still apex]

Gyat

[grim edge]

He was on that good shit

[wheat robin]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-animated-lazy-sleepy-cute-gif-17741860

[grim edge]

The blue 99.9% shit

[wheat robin]

[rose thunder]

what hikarus fans see when he calculates

[wheat robin]

[grim edge]

Panda

[graceful sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[wheat robin]

@graceful sedge this meme describes englund gambit players when their opponent doesn‘t blunder

[grim edge]

All hikaru fans ive met are all chess elitists who are like you need to have a high iq to understand the moves he does

[wheat robin]

🤓👏

[still apex]

There’s some of these mfs in the server

[grim edge]

They are almost as bad as rick and morty fans in that regard

[glossy radish]

mooooooooo

[grim edge]

True bro they gatekeeping chess hard

[wheat robin]

🤓👏

is this allowed?

[still apex]

Real or they think the way they play chess is the only right one

[rose thunder]

what even is that

[digital kayak]

hikaru fans are usually unbearable

[grim edge]

What V sees when she sees a dog in the street

[graceful sedge]

shogi is better anyway

[wheat robin]

🤓👏

[latent pebble]

[wheat robin]

Blunder

[digital kayak]

yeah no

[rose thunder]

SANS

[graceful sedge]

actually i meant checkers

[latent pebble]

Blud that is not sans

[grim edge]

Trueeee they all repeat the same shit too

[rose thunder]

SANS

[wheat robin]

Mate in 23563647

[latent pebble]

real

[digital kayak]

I mean even Levy's fans are annoying as hell. they all suck off the caro and are lost by move 10

[wheat robin]

🤓👏

[still apex]

Yeah it’s like please stfu dude I play for fun please consider the rope

[grim edge]

You need to be locked up somewhere

[wheat robin]

@grim edge where

[rose thunder]

some people there are ruthless

[grim edge]

They are okay other than the fact that they all repeat the same jokes every 2 seconds

[graceful sedge]

plays vienna and loses by move 4

[rose thunder]

like it’s a field day in levy’s chat

[digital kayak]

hikaru is the most toxic and egotistical chess player i have ever seen

[rose thunder]

elaborate.

[marble heron]

explain why.

[grim edge]

Mofos be talking like gms while rated 500

[digital kayak]

you haven't seen any of the stuff he did

[still apex]

Exactly lmao

[rose thunder]

as I said, elaborate.

[wheat robin]

👏

[grim edge]

I remember some dude in a vc rated 1100 who kept judging a 2400 for his moves

[still apex]

And even when they high rated it’s like damn bro are you the fun police or smth sorry mofo?

[wheat robin]

👏

[rose thunder]

wtf 💀

[still apex]

Not even a shocker

[grim edge]

He was like yelling and shit about how the dude blundered

[digital kayak]

remember the time he didn't win that streaming award and Levy did and he was all salty saying stuff like its ok since he never will win any major chess events.

[wheat robin]

I once played in a chess tournament when i was 8 and i won 6 out of 7 games and everyone said i was cheating but i wasnt

[digital kayak]

bro you were 8

[rose thunder]

dude it’s just banter unless you know for a fact or 2 he really did mean that

[grim edge]

What

[restive storm]

Hikaru fans be like

[digital kayak]

i mean that wasn't banter

[grim edge]

He played against 8 year olds

[rose thunder]

send me the clip then

[digital kayak]

i see banter and he was obviously salty

[digital kayak]

you go find it its all over youtube

[wheat robin]

Are you ready to witness something that you‘ve never seen before? Answer me now!

[grim edge]

I love me the mozzarella

[graceful sedge]

No

[wheat robin]

I said ANSWER ME NOW

[digital kayak]

no what i mean is i dont think an 8 year old has the awareness to cheat

[ember stag]

whats the point of general if we still need to talk about chess

[graceful sedge]

No

[wheat robin]

HERE IT IS:
🤓👏

[ember stag]

why not have all chess talk in chess talk and general about everything

[digital kayak]

i've been asking that question for ages but mods get all pissy when i point it out

[graceful sedge]

the illusion of choice

[still apex]

#FreeIncho

[glossy radish]

#freeincho

[grim edge]

Lets talk about 🌈✨ warcrimes ✨ 🌈

[lusty citrus]

this is a chess server so that is probably why

[digital kayak]

because the mods are not usually the best at handling criticism

[ember stag]

but that doesnt need 2 channels

[wheat robin]

@grim edge so there was a certain man who 🇦🇹 👨‍🎨

[digital kayak]

whenever i point something out they get all mad i dared to question them

[lusty citrus]

i commited so many war crimes

[restive storm]

The mods in this server are so much nicer than ones I’ve seen in other public servers

[ember stag]

criticism is the way humans get better at everything

[grim edge]

I committed so many warcrimes in pokemon ong

Animal cruelty mass murder you name it

[digital kayak]

plus the mods are spineless they never do crap to control the server unless its criticising them

[wheat robin]

@grim edge 🥸👏🤓

[ember stag]

agreeed

[grim edge]

What did incho do

[rose thunder]

should I call the mods

[digital kayak]

the mods are so bad at their one job which is moderating the damn server.

[wheat robin]

i can be a good mod

👍

[still apex]

Bro he talking bout fing Pokémon

[digital kayak]

I'm in a huge server way bigger than this and the mods actually keep it under control

[still apex]

🤓

[digital kayak]

like 532k members

[rose thunder]

still that’s not ok lol

[wheat robin]

@still apex Double 🤓🤓

[digital kayak]

its a simple joke leave it alone

[still apex]

Lmao

[rose thunder]

good golly people getting pressed about me sayin something

[wheat robin]

Cagnus Marlsen vs Stockfish

[rose thunder]

calm down lmao

[digital kayak]

you think i haven't talked shit about mods in front of them?

[ember stag]

fr

[lusty citrus]

Ftocksish*

[digital kayak]

the irony is delicious

[ember stag]

they dont even know how to setup bots correctly

[wheat robin]

@lusty citrus Truthfully a 🤓👏 Moment

[ember stag]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-random-stands-online-gif-22018138

[bright glade]

whats wrong?

[ember stag]

you can send invites

[rose thunder]

what am I getting pressed about bruh? just askin

[lusty citrus]

brilliant?

[bright glade]

they simply havent blocked invites then

[digital kayak]

still that’s not ok lol.

[ember stag]

exactly, bad bot setup

[digital kayak]

that

[wheat robin]

@lusty citrus [Brilliant]*2928372773

[glossy radish]

#freeinchorn

[wheat robin]

🫵

[still apex]

#Freeinchoorweriot

[bright glade]

albert is a custom bot and if you really care, #1090365050067365948

[wheat robin]

🫵

[ember stag]

make chess com discord server great again

[glossy radish]

huh

[wheat robin]

🫵

[digital kayak]

apathetic is the biggest mod defender here you are wasting your time @ember stag

[rose thunder]

I’m not the one losing my sht bruh

[ember stag]

lmao

he has to, otherwise he loses his role

[digital kayak]

thats not the point im just pointing out the irony

[wheat robin]

🫵

[grim edge]

@still apex what did incho do

[glossy radish]

#FreeIncho

[still apex]

Called someone a fatass

[rose thunder]

typing a casual message and typing a not casual message are different, but aight

[still apex]

But the person in question threatened to shoot up the CC offices

[digital kayak]

its ok to point out the faults in the mods but if you do you are gonna get muted asap

[graceful sedge]

were they tho

[still apex]

Probably

[ember stag]

you know fat people need to be called fat because otherwise they wont even put effort to lose weight

[graceful sedge]

makes sense

[dull lake]

thoughts ?

[still apex]

I didn’t ban him

[wheat robin]

@dull lake 🥸👏

[glossy radish]

dude just let them be

[rose thunder]

not bad honestly, nice move

[frail basin]

It’s a forced win for Black

[graceful sedge]

you blundered your Bishop

[digital kayak]

like i have never met a mod who can take criticsim

you know what else? i have literally seen mods break the rules

[dull lake]

coiuple moves later got another

[rose thunder]

the rook staring at the queen:

[ember stag]

or go outside

or not be morbidly obese

[wheat robin]

TOUCH GRASS

[rose thunder]

fr my guy

[wheat robin]

GRASS TOUCH TOUCH

[digital kayak]

i mean some mods take this like its a job

[frail basin]

My buddy moon defies that

[wheat robin]

TOUCHY TOUCHY GRASS AND FUTCHY

[digital kayak]

it is not

[lusty citrus]

there is nothing we can do about it

[grim edge]

u should demonstrate ur power lol

[digital kayak]

if we all point out how shit they are we can force them out and make demands

[rose thunder]

mods will be mods

[digital kayak]

yes there is

[ember stag]

why do these mods keep deleting my msgs

[rose thunder]

I saw what you deleted

[grim edge]

chess player try not to be misogynistic challenge

[digital kayak]

we have the numbers

[grim edge]

Damn bro

Thats kinda rough

[ember stag]

next im gonna get a dm from albert saying "youve been muted for 24 years!"

[lusty citrus]

did you just delete your message

[wheat robin]

Guys chess cheaters are so unfair. When i moved my pawn two squares we were side by side and my pawn just simply disappeared. Please tell chesscom to fix that 😠

[grim edge]

holy hell

[graceful sedge]

google croissant

[rose thunder]

why is this necessary lmao

[wheat robin]

They called me a peasant

[ember stag]

aimbot

[grim edge]

x ray

[lusty citrus]

holy baklava dude

[grim edge]

chess.com hackers

what a wild future we live in

[still apex]

It is

[rose thunder]

the king after I touch my rook after the king

[wheat robin]

And once the hacker built a tower with his king and rook and that is forbidden. How are they cheating that good? 😡

[grim edge]

Thats like getting sued for assaulting a murderer

Who killed someone infeont of you

[wheat robin]

And then it showed me 2 balls touching each other

On the analysis

[grim edge]

[rose thunder]

either way you didn’t have to kill them, just hold them in a place until the police arrive

[ember stag]

balls??

[still apex]

Lmao literally

[grim edge]

holding someone in does count as assault btw

To some extent

[rose thunder]

you didn’t kill anyone

[grim edge]

Its still sueable

[rose thunder]

they did

[wheat robin]

@ember stag sarcasm for the castle (analysis O-O or sth like that)

[grim edge]

castling is such a hot move

[rose thunder]

ig ur right, but I think the murderer would still lose

[wheat robin]

📸

[ember stag]

bro u ruined the joke

[wheat robin]

Smile

🤓📸

[ember stag]

i hope you go to jail

[rose thunder]

king

[wheat robin]

@ember stag then i will meet you there

[ember stag]

no im not a sexual offender

[grim edge]

Moki whose the girl on ur pfp

[wheat robin]

Smile.
📸📸📸📸

[lusty citrus]

how do i gain elo

[grim edge]

Wink wink

[wheat robin]

@ember stag neither am i

[ember stag]

prove it

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/grinch-the-grinch-gif-10422705

[grim edge]

You win

[lusty citrus]

it gives me 3-5 elo

[wheat robin]

@ember stag

[grim edge]

Win more

[ember stag]

guys

[lusty citrus]

ok

[ember stag]

i need to show everyone something in dms

[wheat robin]

im 35 yrs old

[ember stag]

its very important

[wheat robin]

ok

[ember stag]

whoever wants to know dm me

[grim edge]

What is it show me

[graceful sedge]

only??

[ember stag]

i cant send it here or ill get sued

[wheat robin]

hell nah

[rose thunder]

I’d leak the gc

[wheat robin]

i was scared

[graceful sedge]

it better be good

[ember stag]

it is

its very important

[cobalt beacon]

I just played an 89% accuracy game against a GM. I think that might have been my best game ever

[rose thunder]

man, I wish I was 2000+ ELO

[wheat robin]

@ember stag its a game between blunder marlsen and chessspeaksforitself

[wintry forge]

.

[short skiff]

Does anyone want to teach me? I’m hard stuck in high 400s. I just learned how to play at the end of March and I want to learn and improve but don’t really have a lot of advice besides play and analyze.

[ember stag]

its very crazy though

[graceful sedge]

can confirm

[grim edge]

It was horrible

[upbeat viper]

@wheat robin don't spam

[wheat robin]

@upbeat viper ok 🤓

[rose thunder]

but it’s one message

whatever

[grim edge]

Basf

[glossy radish]

hi b

[grim edge]

Bast whats ur fav pokemon

[upbeat viper]

hi v

[ember stag]

its very important though

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

[ember stag]

and very sad

[frail basin]

Regidrago king

[short skiff]

Gliscor

[ember stag]

magnus said something terrible

find out in my dms

[rose thunder]

regieleki

[grim edge]

Mhmhm

[frail basin]

Regidrago cooler but mk

[grim edge]

Valid very valid

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[frail basin]

I wanna know.

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-gif-20349300

[rose thunder]

regieleki faster

[upbeat viper]

I don't know tbh

[grim edge]

Dont talk to me

[rose thunder]

inf sp. atk

[frail basin]

We talking design. Regidrago hits like a TRUCK

[grim edge]

I hate you

[grim edge]

meow

[upbeat viper]

another cat

smh

[grim edge]

[rose thunder]

glaceon

[ember stag]

guys magnus said something horrible

[rose thunder]

cool

[ember stag]

its so sad

[cobalt beacon]

I have now fought 8 unique Grandmasters

[rose thunder]

cool

[austere dune]

hello

[glossy radish]

glaceon's design is ass

[wheat robin]

@ember stag what did he say

[glossy radish]

hihi

[ember stag]

whoever muted yass, youre very not nice

[austere dune]

name them

[lusty citrus]

magnus said 'something' and it is horrible that he said something?

[rose thunder]

don’t make me bring vaporeon into this

[upbeat viper]

@ember stag stop to spread missinformation

[glossy radish]

vap is not as bad, still kinda bad

[ember stag]

is that a rule??

[upbeat viper]

yeah ?

[ember stag]

cant have no fun in this server bruh

[rose thunder]

leave

[glossy radish]

yeah cope

[grim edge]

hi bast

[ember stag]

where?

[upbeat viper]

there's a difference between being fun and doing wrong things

[graceful sedge]

can't believe misinformation is banned

[grim edge]

can i spread misinformation <3 pls pls

[ember stag]

its harmless though

[graceful sedge]

can i get misinformation pass

[wheat robin]

Magnus married Levy

[ember stag]

it doesnt hurt anyone

[austere dune]

listen here anime fan girl. this is a great server

[glossy radish]

its not harmless

[rose thunder]

me spreading misinformation on the internet

[ember stag]

nice joke

[graceful sedge]

it would be greater if it had misinformation

[ember stag]

you literally send me a message saying "what is it" and then you see a funny game between magnus and hans

[lusty citrus]

Hello dear user of Discord and a member of Chess.com Discord server. If you don't like the principles of this server you can do a thing that is useful for you. Leaving from this server can save your mental health! So why not give it a try?

[wheat robin]

Magnus dated Hikaru and they mated each other (at chess)

[glossy radish]

pardon?

[ember stag]

at???

[graceful sedge]

irl too

[wheat robin]

😉😉😉

[ember stag]

wheres the rule about misinformation??

[austere dune]

is that better

[glossy radish]

dude chill

[short skiff]

/connect Carbstheking

[glossy radish]

use link below here

[worn ice]

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Connect Account

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[glossy radish]

the rule is letting mods moderate

[rose thunder]

honestly true

[ember stag]

this server makes chess seem really fun and it is definetly spreading chess to the world

[ember stag]

show me

[rose thunder]

misinformation

[ember stag]

it gets attention though

[short skiff]

Sorry I’m so not tech saavy but I wanna learn and play better so I came here instead of tilting to the depths of hell 😅

[ember stag]

take a week break

[short skiff]

That long?

[ember stag]

yeah

[graceful sedge]

longer

[short skiff]

But I wanna play better now 😂😂😂

[ember stag]

maybe even 2 weeks

[wheat robin]

Im not so bony. But my grandma says I need to get more protein. Fill your tummy till your button pops. Beta take some more, more, more. My grandma said i look like a toothpick

[graceful sedge]

a month minimum

[ember stag]

improvement comes with time

[rose thunder]

dm magnus or sum idk

[graceful sedge]

beads

[ember stag]

also a break can make you better

[short skiff]

Beads?

[rose thunder]

he doesn’t know

[cobalt beacon]

Rip my 2560 rating

[ashen patio]

hi guys

[cobalt beacon]

Now I'm 2530

[grim edge]

Marcus Aurelius enjoyer?

[ember stag]

this moderator just lied to me

[glossy radish]

still better than most

[cobalt beacon]

All day every day

[ember stag]

theres no rule about misinformation

[glossy radish]

he didnt lie, now deal with it

[grim edge]

Keep it up 🗿

[ember stag]

he did show me the rule

[glossy radish]

i told you, the rule is to let mods moderate. second rule

[ember stag]

so the mods can just make shit up?

[wheat robin]

Im not so bony. But my grandma says i need to eat more protein. Fill your tummy leave no room. Till your button pops. Oye beta take some more, more, more. She said i looked just like a toothpick!

[glossy radish]

hes being reasonable

[graceful sedge]

mods can make you send feet pics

[ember stag]

"guys no more saying "the" or you get banned"

[glossy radish]

its just common sense to not spread misinformation

[rose thunder]

hooray!

[somber torrent]

Lads i was playing chess with a girl i liked and then she opened with the London and now i dont have feelings for her anymore is that normal

[restive storm]

no saying the what

[glossy radish]

seriously dont be stupid

[ember stag]

leave her

[grim edge]

Bro tf is this

[rose thunder]

lmao find another one

[ember stag]

because they can make shit up

[wheat robin]

@grim edge The Secret nobody know about

[grim edge]

I wouldve ran away

[glossy radish]

no, youre just lacking common sense

[wheat robin]

*knows

[graceful sedge]

lmao leave her

[restive storm]

ok wait I'm confused nvm don't tell me anything I'm just going to

[glossy radish]

yeah go back under ur rock child

[ember stag]

bro common sense would sense that making shit up is a really shitty way to keep a server up

[wheat robin]

Whoever plays the London deserves a whooping

[ember stag]

these mods have a world of their own bro

[restive storm]

my name isn't child

[rose thunder]

the person under this message

[ember stag]

they live in their own bubble

and take no criticism

[wheat robin]

@grim edge look at primz channel there is a song

[glossy radish]

common sense is to not spread misinformation, even my 9 yr old sister knows that

[graceful sedge]

but it's funny

[ember stag]

common sense says not to listen to someone that has more than 10 roles

[wheat robin]

Breaking News: Levy‘s rating dropped to 200 and know his wife has to play the London for every day so that Levy gets his Elo back! 😱😱🥶🥵

[glossy radish]

someones jealouss 🥱

[rose thunder]

[wheat robin]

why did i only dowload this app

[ember stag]

why would i be jealous about of someone whos confused

[glossy radish]

im not confused

[ember stag]

you are

[wheat robin]

[glossy radish]

youre just too stupid to understand

[graceful sedge]

i ain't dissin but your roles look about as long as the declaration of independence

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> I highly doubt if this person is above 13 if you look at their previous chatlogs

[wheat robin]

Romantic Conversation between @ember stag and @glossy radish

[glossy radish]

thats good

[rose thunder]

bro what

mod shitping

[raw frigate]

Tru

[wheat robin]

@grim edge walter white

[glossy radish]

someone had to report that dude for being annoying

[raw frigate]

Reminds me of that kid

[rose thunder]

oh what he do

[still apex]

Did moki get nuked?

[warped drum]

Let's not call people stupid

[grim edge]

Look at their comments bro

[glossy radish]

they deserved it for good reason

[wheat robin]

i told ya im 35 yrs old

[grim edge]

Nah this is just weird because this os a kid

[glossy radish]

then act like it

[grim edge]

???

[still apex]

No one has answered my question sadge

[rose thunder]

general gaming

[warped drum]

Unfortunately

[glossy radish]

im tryna figure out whos deleting the messages

[graceful sedge]

3+5 years old sure

[glossy radish]

hi mod if youre lurking

[still apex]

Thx

[warped drum]

Bast definitely

[upbeat viper]

hi

[glossy radish]

the answer is i hope so

[glossy radish]

🍭

[still apex]

Bast did you nuke moki?

[upbeat viper]

you peeps are tiring I can't do puzzles

yeah

[warped drum]

Who is moki

[still apex]

Ight

[glossy radish]

pog

[upbeat viper]

misinformation can't be tolerated obviously

[rose thunder]

annoying person

[still apex]

The mf that was trolling

[glossy radish]

whoops

[graceful sedge]

Hans moki niemann

[grim edge]

Hmm yes typical 35 year old

[upbeat viper]

hopefully the rules will have an update about it

[warped drum]

Okay bye chat

[glossy radish]

bye

[grim edge]

I dont know why I ever doubted his age

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

bast how are the puzzles

[rose thunder]

the touching grass thing he was talking to moai but still annoying

[grim edge]

Its so clear n9w

[upbeat viper]

hard

[rose thunder]

mm yes I def meant moai

[glossy radish]

unlucky

let me keep distracting u

[upbeat viper]

@gray zenith sorry for deleting, too vulgar there

but yeah internet is wild

[rose thunder]

the chat moderation on chess com is a problem if that is visible

[gray zenith]

As usual, they are proved right. So I'm going to blow up my screen and bid you farewell

[upbeat viper]

simply report those people they'll get handled sooner or later

[grim edge]

Bro the chess.comrades on their own are already a different breed

[gray zenith]

They are never banned!!! I check every day !!!

[rose thunder]

so please explain why a cheater I reported did NOT get banned?

[upbeat viper]

they are not banned but muted

the mutes get longer and longer

til the point they are banned

[rose thunder]

this person was 200 rated, 100% accuracy against me. I’m 1000 rapid

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper wait who got muted?

[rose thunder]

no, they were not cheating at all

[upbeat viper]

noone, speaking in general

[grim edge]

Alr alr

[gray zenith]

No, but I just know that I insult them on purpose when they insult me, except that I never get banned, so I deduce that they don't either

[upbeat viper]

that's about time maybe the guy wasn't cheating, mind giving me the username in DM ?

[rose thunder]

sure

[upbeat viper]

but you might get muted

[upbeat viper]

in all cases it is not a good thing to respond to insults by insulting back

[grim edge]

ye just go bing chilling

Its chess

It aint call of duty

[glossy radish]

ouzzzzzles

moo

[fickle rampart]

🚨 It’s 8:00 time to do your Duolingo lessons! 🚨

[grim edge]

I am scared of the bird

[graceful sedge]

shit i actually forgot

[boreal cosmos]

[fickle rampart]

Merciless little owl

[grim edge]

Duo please dont eat my familiy

[fickle rampart]

Better get on it smhh

[fickle rampart]

Better hurry 😎

[grim edge]

I deleted it my brother

😦

[zenith spindle]

.

[grim edge]

Bro why do you think the 2 world war is funny

<@&745328830649991179> can we mute this please

Bro that was a blunder move

Thanks my chess.comrade @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

np

[grim edge]

Bro why is this server getting raided by kids 💀

[clever stirrup]

dm me if u can coach me im 500 elo

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[clever stirrup]

hiiiiiiii

[grim edge]

Just go to #💬〡improvement-talk

[sleek oriole]

why is the chat dead

[clever stirrup]

i cant type there

[clever stirrup]

idk

[grim edge]

Ah you can link yout chess.com account to discord

And then you can talk

[boreal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/no-message-perms-message-perms-cry-about-it-yae-miko-genshin-impact-gif-24880722

[sleek oriole]

much better

[wind vector]

ha ha ha, it is so funny!!!!

[glossy radish]

click the link below to be able to talk there

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

Unity is just chillin here

[glossy radish]

@clever stirrup

[lusty citrus]

@upbeat viper hey bastoura lets say i had an accuracy over 90 and an user reported me because they suck is that enough to get me banned?

[glossy radish]

thats not enough proof

[upbeat viper]

not at all

[wind vector]

no

[frail basin]

Lol

[lusty citrus]

thank god

[upbeat viper]

to be banned to have to actually cheat

[wind vector]

false bans be like:

[grim edge]

Which elo r y

u

[lusty citrus]

UNITY YOU DOWN FOR A REMATCH TOMORROW?

I WILL SMASH YOU

[frail basin]

You needed to say bitch after that whole statement to make a quote

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[frail basin]

Missed opportunity man

[frail basin]

Ello

[upbeat viper]

ain't you banned ?

[grim edge]

Appealed by chesswind

[frail basin]

What did he do to get banned. I’m curious

[upbeat viper]

so fast ?

damn

[grim edge]

Do u need proof?

[glossy radish]

we missed grims

[upbeat viper]

I'll check it myself

dw

[frail basin]

I appealed my mute earlier. I called someone a monkey after they called me a weak and servile man.

[lusty citrus]

unity is my arch nemesis

[frail basin]

Cant say the word they used.

[sleek oriole]

@grim edge 2+2?

[grim edge]

Approximately or exact?

[sleek oriole]

approx

[lusty citrus]

SHUSH I AM BETTER THAN YOU

[grim edge]

Ight give me 1 hour and 40

[lusty citrus]

NO I WENT EASY ON YOU

[grim edge]

Fr shit engine

[sleek oriole]

slow and steady

[grim edge]

Wait he is still here

Sorry unity

I apoligize

[frail basin]

Anybody got a rare gambit that’s might be of interesting to me? I want truly unknown gambits

[lusty citrus]

@grim edge YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE BIG ATS POWAH

[grim edge]

Take it back

I tap my desk and my compute4 goes blank

[upbeat viper]

hopefully you won't ever cheat again @grim edge , welcome back

[lusty citrus]

YES

[hushed badge]

Blaur

[lusty citrus]

WHERE DO YOU LIVE

[frail basin]

Get the popcorn ready

[grim edge]

You got candy?? 🗿🗿

[grim edge]

On my mama I won't cheat, that shit hurtful not only to me but to others 💯

[hushed badge]

Earth hbu?

[frail basin]

I wanna see this fight go down

[lusty citrus]

IN TURKEY

[upbeat viper]

yay

[lusty citrus]

OH BOY IM GONNA CRUSH YOU

oh wait they changed it to turkiye right sorry mb

[hushed badge]

Cwassaanntt

[warped drum]

Also grim: on my mama I won't transpose to a London

I DONT HAVE A MAMA HAHAHHAHAA

[grim edge]

THAT IS ILLEGAL ANIMALS CANT GIVE CONSENT

[grim edge]

Oopsies

[frail basin]

Chicken is better

[lusty citrus]

SKILL ISSUE

[glossy radish]

nom nom turkey

[frail basin]

Chicken better tbh

[sleek oriole]

these are fun.

[glossy radish]

thats what they call it in their language i think

[lusty citrus]

no im talking about unreal engine

[grim edge]

Lichess?

Can someone help me with computer problems

[restive storm]

hans niemann be like: (the right one)

[lusty citrus]

WE AGREE AT SOME POINT UE SUCKS

[frail basin]

The first one is the Leonhardt. I’ve seen the second but I can’t remember the name

I don’t play D4 and I got a counter to the Scandi already

[sleek oriole]

naaaah its a skin fr

[sleek oriole]

MY GUYYYYY

[restive storm]

bruh is it the blackmar diemer or something

[frail basin]

Close, not the exact opening tho

[lusty citrus]

UNITY IS TOO LARGE FOR MY COMPUTER TO HANDLE OPTIMISE YOUR ENGINE

[grim edge]

Desertion.

[boreal sapphire]

cheating in chess is crazy 🤣

[frail basin]

It’s a variation of the Blackmar diemer

[lusty citrus]

GIVE MONEH I WILL BUY A NEW ONE

[sleek oriole]

i dont know names i just know i wanted jobava, they wanted Dutch, this is a cool line

[lusty citrus]

LOL BROKE IDIOT

[glossy radish]

unity bck

[lusty citrus]

YES I SOLD MY SOUL FOR 1 ROBUX

[frail basin]

Interesting opening

[glossy radish]

split half and half

[grim edge]

Guys if Chess was a different color then green what would it be

[glossy radish]

brown

[frail basin]

I’m looking for rarer. I play the Von popiel against the Scandi, and I plan to learn the Keoni hiva as a secret weapon

[lusty citrus]

ROBUX IS NOT A GAME A CURRENCY YOU CUBE SHAPED UNOPTIMISED GREEN ENGINE

[frail basin]

Robux is what makes the cube go round

[lusty citrus]

WAIT WHAT

[upbeat viper]

stop the caps please

[frail basin]

ok

[lusty citrus]

no its not

[hard gale]

yo guys what do i do here for the puzzle black to move

[sleek oriole]

you mean chess.com's icon, or theme. chess doesnt have a color scheme other than black-white, dark-light xd

[frail basin]

Take the queen

You’ll win material by taking the queen

[hard gale]

you sure

[frail basin]

Yes.

[lusty citrus]

no but your engine is a trash from 1984

[warped drum]

@upbeat viper judging from the chat in this screenshot, I don't think grim swearing on his mother means anything

[hard gale]

oke lemme try

[frail basin]

If you take his queen, when he takes back with the rook, you take the rook

[lusty citrus]

nerd

[frail basin]

The bishop on g2 makes it possible

[upbeat viper]

where the relevance of that ping

[lusty citrus]

thats why it is so bad?

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/brVGc.gif

[hard gale]

ayo bro i got it right thanks

[warped drum]

Just an FYI

Also stop doing puzzles

[frail basin]

You understand why my answer was right?

[hard gale]

ye i do

[frail basin]

Understanding the reason is key in improvement

[lusty citrus]

okay we should end in an agreement

[warped drum]

I'm willing to play against ats... He did say he wanted to play me

[lusty citrus]

bro i beat you

[frail basin]

I’d suggest looking at puzzles that involve trades

[lusty citrus]

why are you saying this now

[warped drum]

2200 isn't bad

[lusty citrus]

it is 3 am i need to sleep

[fiery beacon]

Some dude just put every single one of his pawns on the dark squares. Is this some kinda weird opening I don’t know about or is he on crack?

[hard gale]

ye ok

[warped drum]

So you have something other to do than argue with Unity

[languid olive]

Good morning

It's 5:53am in india

[deep tiger]

did he trade off his dark squared bishop later?

[lusty citrus]

arguing with unity is my whole purpose

if i dont i become useless and die

[hard gale]

bruh i keep on getting stuck on these what do i do white to move

[sleek oriole]

go back to sleep. unless u have work or school, then gl

[fiery beacon]

He was set to then he changed his mind and ran away

[deep tiger]

just take?

[fiery beacon]

Wtf is going on

[primal shore]

Who tf eats dinner at 17:00 ☠️☠️

[deep tiger]

it's protected by rook

[sleek oriole]

LICHES??????

[hard gale]

take what

[warped drum]

Lucys here so I'ma go now

[fiery beacon]

I put all my pawns on light squares and now he’s making weird rook moves

[restive storm]

don't do this

[deep tiger]

ah,

[fiery beacon]

What do I do

[languid olive]

@sleek oriole yes bro today my school is at 6:15am That Why I am Chatting Rn

[sleek oriole]

I'd be hungry again around 9

[warped drum]

The weaknesses are incredible

[restive storm]

lol

[hard gale]

lol thanks i got it right yay

[deep tiger]

take the rook with your rook, it's protected by bishop anyways

[sleek oriole]

thats some messed up system

[fiery beacon]

I did a similar thing with the pawns as black but then I moved the rest of them to the light squares to lock up his pawns

[languid olive]

Bro today Is International Yoga day i am 16 and in 11th grade

[sleek oriole]

fun

[languid olive]

@sleek oriole Can You Please Add me bro I need a Good Friend😶

[gray zenith]

Can you tell me why you can't deactivate the chat in the settings? I deactivate it but it remains...

[lusty citrus]

bro why did my request get cancelled on chess.com discord club

[sleek oriole]

its there to bully your opponent. use it.

[pure pebble]

Deactivate the chat? Do you mean mute this channel?

[gray zenith]

On chess.com ...

[languid olive]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[warped drum]

How many games have you played? Could be provisional Elo?

[fiery beacon]

Anyways I infiltrated his position by moving in with my queen and giving him check

[hard gale]

damn it i lost my puzzle rush at 13 puzzles in

[gray zenith]

Yes, but everyone's insulting me without me doing anything about it and it's becoming hard to bear mentally because they're insulting my mother, wishing me to kill myselfe etc.

[grim edge]

1v1

[abstract lance]

can i do london with kings pawn?

[lusty citrus]

played 131 games so far and have 1800 bullet 2200 rapid 2100 blitz

[bright glade]

report them and disable chat, dont mind the haters bro

people love to talk "smack" online

[sleek oriole]

i think there is a way to disable it somewhere around chat. i know you can on PC

[bright glade]

you either learn to ignore it or teach them a lesson

[abstract lance]

wait

[sleek oriole]

dam bro better luck nex time

[abstract lance]

can i play the londoln with kings pawn?

[gray zenith]

I CANT DISABLE THE CHAT READ MA PREVIOUS MESSAGES

[normal hatch]

Settings: Play: Allow chat

[hard gale]

ye i need to get smarter lol

[warped drum]

Fun fact: I flagged in a 30 minute game OTB yesterday

[hard gale]

i know how to disable chat

[bright glade]

what did you do to deactivate it?

[gray zenith]

Otherwise I deactivate it via a chrome addon and remove the chat in css.

[sleek oriole]

my pr was like 48, wanna get to 50 tho

[raw frigate]

i like to fck with them back

[hard gale]

BRUH how you get 48 you genius

[raw frigate]

enjoyable

[lusty citrus]

Those people are the awful person they can't become irl. They are just trying to make you mad and laugh at you. Do not mind them. Live your life. They will lose.

[raw frigate]

but hey if they’re well sported i’ll treat them the same

[sleek oriole]

yeah you have a lot of discord badges, im sure you are capable of doing that

[hard gale]

i know how to disable chat

[bright glade]

settings > live chess

remember to press save

[sleek oriole]

iz just calculation. its ez when you know ur winning. btw just practice

[raw frigate]

cmon its the internet tho

[gray zenith]

I've already done it, I put "Nobody" but it still shows me the chat and I can talk to the person.

[somber torrent]

Languages aho have more than 1 pronouns are stupid tbh

[bright glade]

very strange, can you do it again and make sure you press save?

its also in here

[gray zenith]

It's good it works ty

[sleek oriole]

more than one? so u guys dont differenciate between he and she?

[lusty citrus]

thats all from me today. see ya later mates

[somber torrent]

Nah in turkish its just “o”

[bright glade]

very nice, hope you have a better time and remember to just enjoy yourself and not let anyone get to you

if you're ever struggling again you can ask again

[lusty citrus]

yooo a turk??

[somber torrent]

There are langueges with no pronouns aswell im pretty sure

[somber torrent]

Yeah

[sleek oriole]

oh now that i think about it we too just use one, very similar to yours, "ő"

[frail basin]

I became better at tactics within 2 days

[sleek oriole]

gj gj

[frail basin]

Tactics are easy once you get them down

[warped drum]

Aka why apatheic once was a fot

[sleek oriole]

hi duc

[frail basin]

I didn’t do puzzles for a few weeks. Now I’m back at mastering the Evans gambit and I’m learning tactics

[raw frigate]

did anyone receive some kind of “HAHA L NO CHESS RIZZ RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN” massage before in chess chat

[grim edge]

hi hello

[fiery beacon]

I WON LMAO

[warped drum]

No

[raw frigate]

i mean in the live game chat

[frail basin]

Evans gambit is my favorite gambit.

[lusty citrus]

you use "ö" to mention all pronouns?

[grim edge]

who is evan

[raw frigate]

same

[sleek oriole]

im so cracked against the evans gambit i beat a 1600 fide rated player im standard chess

[grim edge]

[frail basin]

Wait you know how to play against it?

[sleek oriole]

yeah

[raw frigate]

i never encountered that much toxic people in the chess matches, except for one douchebag

[frail basin]

What do you play against it?

I’m curious now what you play against the Evans. A countergambit? Or the declined variation

[warped drum]

Evans = trash

Just play the mainline

[frail basin]

Bro it’s one of the best gambits wdym

[frail basin]

Mainline evans is goated

[warped drum]

It's been two locked outs later and you are still advocating for the Evans?

[frail basin]

Yes I am. I love the gambit

[warped drum]

Like I said, you like way too many trash openings

[raw frigate]

fck u guys king’s gambit is the best

😎

[frail basin]

How is the Evan trash tho

[warped drum]

No

[sleek oriole]

main idea is always the d5 push

[warped drum]

I can beat all of you rn

[frail basin]

the evans is one of the best gambits your able to play

[raw frigate]

fork ur mom

[warped drum]

I play the nge7 line

[frail basin]

Still, Paul morphy was a goat with the evans gambit.

[warped drum]

I probably can adopt you

[frail basin]

I wanna be like Paul morphy with the evans.

[sleek oriole]

yeah thats another, i dont play it

[raw frigate]

[clever stirrup]

https://play.chess.com/k9CqC

[warped drum]

Paul Morphy has played garbage kings gambit lines like the nxf7 one

That doesn't mean it's good

[frail basin]

I wanna be like more like Paul morphy then.

He plays trash lines, I wanna play trash lines in my spare time

[warped drum]

It's refuted by modern day theory

Paul Morphy was a long time ago

[frail basin]

That’s how a majority of gambits are

[warped drum]

New theory has evolved

[frail basin]

I refuse to give up the evans.

[warped drum]

Not the scotch gambit. Not the queens gambit.

[raw frigate]

yeah but like we’re not stockfish tho

[frail basin]

Bru.

[warped drum]

I study stockfish lines when I practice openings

[frail basin]

The scotch gambit.

That means I have some other gambits that aren’t refuted them

[sleek oriole]

not the best approach. human trickiness is better, thats why opening courses are goated

[clever stirrup]

u wana play a game on chess.com

[frail basin]

Nty.

[clever stirrup]

ok

[bright glade]

opening coarses present you theory...?

theory is positions and lines explored by stockfish and gms?

[warped drum]

Not necessarily, if with optimal play from both sides I get a high chance of getting a favorable position then it's about fine

[sleek oriole]

yeah but like it also shows u tricky lines

[frail basin]

Evans gambit is solid at all elo ranges even if it is refuted

[sleek oriole]

true

[warped drum]

Unity tried to light his phone on fire 💀

[bright glade]

what

[frail basin]

Why

[livid seal]

[bright glade]

@grim edge are you suposed to be getting drunk

[bright glade]

what

[sleek oriole]

did zax really left the server?

[raw frigate]

is zax didnt left

[frail basin]

Zax didn’t leave. He’s online for the time

[warped drum]

He actually did. He is t coming back anytime soon

[sleek oriole]

but i cant pong him

[frail basin]

He’s taking a break for the time.

[raw frigate]

from life

[sleek oriole]

oh lol

[frail basin]

Zax is taking a break from discord for the time being to improve himself.

[warped drum]

But he is never online

[fiery beacon]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/81045711339

[frail basin]

He’s got work atm.

[fiery beacon]

Weirdest game I’ve ever played

[raw frigate]

discord bug

[covert snow]

I am playing like magneto carlsen rn

[raw frigate]

what if

chess irl but its 2d

[sleek oriole]

I once played like ling diren. good times

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[covert snow]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81046828975 its still live and its rated so dont comment on the moves or the game

[sleek oriole]

yoo

[grim edge]

How is chat doing today

[sleek oriole]

bad, cant hold the pieces, not fun, don wanna slide papers around

[timid stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1101791189109313546.gif?size=48&name=PetTheChess&quality=lossless

[sleek oriole]

I flagged in 10 min. its so much faster IRL than online

[digital phoenix]

Why so bad

Some guy flagged with 2 bishops

[restive storm]

there were two times where I was losing in an opposite colour bishop endgame and then I somehow got a fortress but instead of offering a draw they resigned

online

[hexed jewel]

noob I lót 70 elo

[covert snow]

im losing now

[cedar cliff]

stfu

[hexed jewel]

:<

[hexed jewel]

what did u say ?

[hexed jewel]

<1000 getting mad at me this is unacceptable

[sleek oriole]

otb classical, opponent trapped his own bishop in the corner, offered me a draw, i accepted because i offered it earlier bc of opposite colored bishops. i relized after... dont draw, nor resign guys

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-gif-15856104693251168119

[restive storm]

I'm studying too many opening but thats what I get for playing the ruy lopez and open sicilian

[cedar cliff]

play me

[austere dune]

hi

[hexed jewel]

what do u have to say for yourself @cedar cliff

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648