💬〡general-off-topic

[desert lagoon]

wth is an e3 gambit

[covert finch]

King and queen needs to switch, then it's fr netflix chess lol

[grim edge]

Morocco was a better team and they won

@raw frigate wasn't Cleopatra Greek?

[austere dune]

nawwwwwww

[frail basin]

I’m not gonna spoil my preparation for your knowledge.

[raw frigate]

yeah, i was joking but she was white

[mighty remnant]

guys ever heard of fyfe gambit

[frail basin]

It has a name, but I shall not reveal it

[desert lagoon]

my prep doesnt involve random gambits bruh idc

[frail basin]

Yes I have. Vienna Game

[mighty remnant]

....

[grim edge]

OH I AM A DUMNASS I AM SORRY I just realized why u said it lmfao,love your humor tho

[covert finch]

Lol

[mighty remnant]

ok you're way too obsessed with gambits ngl

[raw frigate]

thanks

[frail basin]

Do you wanna test me on what gambits I know?

[covert finch]

Gambit or go home

[grim edge]

I would've said some but id get muted

[raw frigate]

jerome gambit

[frail basin]

I know a Gambit called the GARY GAMBIT

[mighty remnant]

do you know gent gambit

[frail basin]

Yes . It’s with H4

[covert finch]

💀

[mighty remnant]

sob

[desert lagoon]

you know the bellon gambit?

[austere dune]

what is that

[frail basin]

No. I’ve heard of it tho

[mighty remnant]

wait theres a thing called wind gambit

[raw frigate]

do u know the ponziani-steinitz gambit?

[fossil epoch]

imagine playing gambits honestly

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[covert finch]

a3

[desert lagoon]

in the english

[frail basin]

What’s the Bellon Gambit

[grim edge]

@frail basin do you know the Kenya gambit?

[frail basin]

Yes I do.

[raw frigate]

sicilian wong gambits

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match

[frail basin]

Kenya Gambit. I haven’t heard of it.

[desert lagoon]

i can play a few blitz

[mighty remnant]

wind, literally no spelling error

[grim edge]

Kenya fit these nuts in yo mouth

[austere bluff]

Nice

[austere dune]

you refuse to give water to your opponent so they experince having no water just like the people in kenya

[frail basin]

The wing Gambit is the sicillian and French. The Wind is against the modern defense

[covert finch]

@frail basin what about the Ridon gambit?

[austere bluff]

Send link

[desert lagoon]

send unrated 3 min

[frail basin]

Ridon deez nuts

[covert finch]

😈

[austere bluff]

I cant bro

[desert lagoon]

why

[austere bluff]

Im turning on my pc

[covert finch]

Wing attack good

[raw frigate]

mosquito gambit?

[covert finch]

They died

[desert lagoon]

check dms

[mighty remnant]

king's gambit dodo variation

[frail basin]

Englund Gambit. I know that too

[raw frigate]

drunken king is better

[frail basin]

I’ve actually seen this on lichess before

[desert lagoon]

you know a lot of theory for someone rated 1200

[mighty remnant]

lol

[frail basin]

1300 dingus

[raw frigate]

i have beaten many gms with the kga, drunken king.

[desert lagoon]

same

[frail basin]

I don’t know theory. I just know the starting moves of a lot of openings

[mighty remnant]

yay

[frail basin]

I only indepth theory for about 6 openings and that is it

[covert finch]

Monkey bum Pirc is OP

[frail basin]

Real it is

[grim edge]

Imagine if you play e3 and they play b5

[frail basin]

also that’s the modern defense.

[mighty remnant]

only openings i've studied are...
uh
none

[raw frigate]

only 2 for me

[frail basin]

B5 of all things.

[frail basin]

Noice

[warped drum]

I know one opening.

[covert finch]

Fake

[mighty remnant]

i could literally play any sound opening and i would be ok with it

[raw frigate]

i study only one opening for black and one opening for white ONLY

[frail basin]

It’s the modern defense. I kid you not

[warped drum]

St George player smh

[frail basin]

French defense for black I guarantee.

[grim edge]

Ima play one game then I go shower

[frail basin]

I used to be one.

[warped drum]

I know.

[frail basin]

Haven’t played it in months

[covert finch]

What variation

[frail basin]

Levy had a video covering it.

just use that to figure out the basic theory to it

[covert finch]

Lol

[warped drum]

I only know one opening well.

[desert lagoon]

anyone else wanna play some blitz

[mighty remnant]

hey guys
just a question
why is b3 d5 called the classical
while b3 e5 is called the modern

[sinful canopy]

hey what is your elo on chess com

[warped drum]

F

[split haven]

You cant

[mighty remnant]

ikr

[frail basin]

Oh that’s the nimzo larsen attack.

[mighty remnant]

i should make a list of gambits xd

[mighty remnant]

ye

[frail basin]

Try the Norfolk gambit. It’s in the Larsen attack

[mighty remnant]

oke

[warped drum]

Chess.com Elo is irrelevant and so are blitz and bullet

[frail basin]

I think you’ll enjoy the traps it has to offer.

[covert finch]

Goodnight fellow humans

[frail basin]

Gn

[desert lagoon]

gn babe

[warped drum]

You are very well known for suggesting trash openings

So I wouldn't take you advice

[mighty remnant]

i mean
i used to play larsen
but now i just play e4

[frail basin]

I’m aware. Not all of my openings are trash

[frail basin]

Disregard the Norfolk then.

[covert finch]

[warped drum]

In your opinion.

[desert lagoon]

cc blitz elo is pretty accurate imo

[frail basin]

I consider it a fun option for white that can trap the queen

[grim edge]

e

[lyric bane]

Just flagged someone in rapid

[warped drum]

Accurate to what?
Blitz is completely different to classical

[frail basin]

Legit not all the openings I play are trash. My dubious stuff is pretty solid.

[desert lagoon]

accurate to fide blitz elo

[frail basin]

Dubious openings being solid is something

[warped drum]

Last time I checked, I haven't seen anyone have a FIDE blitz Elo of 3000

[split haven]

Im back

[desert lagoon]

you miss my point

[warped drum]

Also blitz is irrelevant

[frail basin]

Facts

[mighty remnant]

wat is that wr%

[lyric bane]

Based

[mighty remnant]

because b5

[frail basin]

High winrate

[mighty remnant]

?

[warped drum]

You get no titles for blitz

[torpid rune]

ya get no hoes typing on discord

[desert lagoon]

you majorly play chess in blitz

[frail basin]

Don’t play that tho, you’ll lose

[warped drum]

Who TF plays nc6 ew

[desert lagoon]

in irl

[grim edge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[split haven]

@mighty remnant who is E

[warped drum]

Are you sane?

[mighty remnant]

i mean 19% of people do

[warped drum]

Classical > Blitz

[desert lagoon]

i play a lot irl so yeah

[frail basin]

First name Wall. Last name E

[mighty remnant]

E is someone :>

[frail basin]

he’s from a Pixar film called Wall E

[split haven]

Who?

[desert lagoon]

so you gonna hop out at a park and play 4h games everytime?

[mighty remnant]

why would i tell you?

[split haven]

And why do you apologize to him?

[warped drum]

Classical is played much more than Blitz OTB because there are just simply much more classical tourneys than blitz

[frail basin]

I’d do that gladly

[desert lagoon]

man i have no idea where you live but that is absolutely untrue in france for example

[warped drum]

Chess in the park is not the same as tournament chess

[mighty remnant]

wait
polish opening has better wr% than king's pawn and queen's pawn xd

[frail basin]

That’s cause it’s played less often

[lusty citrus]

hi fellow chess players

[mighty remnant]

ye

[split haven]

Hi ats

[frail basin]

It’s mid at best tho

[warped drum]

What database are you looking at

[desert lagoon]

im talking about everyday chess, its mainly blitz thats my point

[mighty remnant]

lichess

[desert lagoon]

• i was refering accuracy by comparing fide blitz elo with cc elo, you have like 200 points of range

[lusty citrus]

it is not played that much like kp or qp

[desert lagoon]

pretty accurate

[mighty remnant]

yeah, i heard

[frail basin]

Earlier today. Pain locked me out again so I could Appeal

[warped drum]

200 points is not accurate

[frail basin]

I decided to rejoin cause I have friends I miss talking to.

[warped drum]

I don't know if anyone misses you

[frail basin]

You’d be surprised

[desert lagoon]

i mean, personally im 1800 fide in blitz and 1900 cc, feels the same

[split haven]

Pain also locked me out

[desert lagoon]

its not 1500 and 2000 for eg

[frail basin]

If you don’t like me being here, deal with it

[mighty remnant]

anyone know name of this gambit

[warped drum]

I'm saying that blitz fide doesn't really matter

[boreal cosmos]

1800 fide is like 2100+ cc

[split haven]

Ahh yes, the 200 elo gambit

[warped drum]

Classical >

[frail basin]

oh. My bad on misunderstanding

[grave wasp]

hi aldies

[split haven]

Agreed

[mighty remnant]

Among the oldest countergambits in the King's Gambit Declined is the Panteldakis Countergambit, 1.e4 e5 2.f4 f5?!, known from a game played in 1625 in which Gioachino Greco used it to win with the Black pieces. It is nonetheless considered dubious because 3. exf5 with the threat of Qh5+ gives White a good game.

1625

[desert lagoon]

i dont have a classical rating but id beat easily anyone 1800- , the blitz rating is a great indicator

[frail basin]

I know it.

[mighty remnant]

welp

[heavy swallow]

Botez gambit

[frail basin]

Cant remember the name of it

[warped drum]

Blitz is completely different from classical

[mighty remnant]

1799 be like

[grave wasp]

I think I broke Albert cuz I have 3 rating roles and both just joined and connected

[frail basin]

That’s what I was thinking of

[frail basin]

Legit Alex. Hello

[split haven]

Welp

[high oasis]

the copycat: i dont know what im doing variation

[frail basin]

I wanna break Albert too

[mighty remnant]

ye

[desert lagoon]

being good at blitz implies that you are good in classical

[grim edge]

I AM ONE GAME AWAY FROM 700 ELO BLITZ

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Igor T (igorlion69)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 724 (729 peak)
Blitz: 695 (695 peak)
Bullet: 679 (690 peak)

[upbeat viper]

not at all

[grave wasp]

hi bast

[grim edge]

I AM AT MY PEAK

[upbeat viper]

hi

[grave wasp]

send more voice messages

[mighty remnant]

guys what shall we call this

[lusty citrus]

copycat gambit

[frail basin]

The queen gambit.

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper give me voice messeges enable ok pls

[grave wasp]

the wayward queen strikes back

[warped drum]

No it doesn't.
Blitz is a balance between time management and decent play with (in my opinion) more of a hand in time management. Classical gives you much, much, more time and greatly values play

[desert lagoon]

it is tho, if you manage to play great chess with little time, given the opportunity to think more it can only be more beneficial

[frail basin]

It’ll be like that one Star Wars film

[split haven]

Declined

[frail basin]

THE EMPEROR STRIKES BACK

[grave wasp]

yeah

[frail basin]

The queen strikes back. (And loses)

[mighty remnant]

ok
-copycat gambit
-queen gambit
-botez gambit: no u variation
-wayward queen: queen strikes back variation

[grim edge]

Does anyone have diamond to analyze my game?

[warped drum]

This logic is flawed because your opponents will also have more time and therefore play more accurately than those you play in blitz

[split haven]

THE EMPEROR STRIKES BACK...AGAIN

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: IgorLion69 vs Ada010101ada - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81035025073

[frail basin]

DISNEY

[lusty citrus]

does anyone think bullet is even chess?

[upbeat viper]

nop because people good at 3+0 win a lot thanks to weak traps and stuff like that whereas in classical you have to actually build your position which are 2 different type of play

[grave wasp]

the botez countergambit

[frail basin]

It’s not chess

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper ik mods have diamond pls analyze game

[desert lagoon]

bruh im talking about fide rated blitz tournaments so thats 5+3

[split haven]

Put two * before and after your sentence to bold

[grim edge]

🙏

[mighty remnant]

most creative name for this

[desert lagoon]

ofc im not refering to 3+0 random flagland games

[warped drum]

5+3 is an insanely small amount of time

[lusty citrus]

the copypasta opening

[split haven]

Boy what the heeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllll

[warped drum]

Still

[upbeat viper]

same, you can't compare blitz with classical

[frail basin]

The American Gambit

[warped drum]

I flagged in a 30 minute game yesterday

[upbeat viper]

look

[grim edge]

Chessis app

[mighty remnant]

very creative

[upbeat viper]

alireza has got 2900 fide blitz

[frail basin]

Cause it’s gambiting everything good about it

[upbeat viper]

but he's far away from carlsen in classical

[split haven]

Clap clap

agreed

[desert lagoon]

imma play a classical tournament this summer, gonna be my first. ill tell you guys how its gonna go for the sake of the experience

[frail basin]

America has nothin good about it currently

[upbeat viper]

oké

[grim edge]

@frail basin u have diamond?

[warped drum]

Great, hope you do well then.

[frail basin]

Yes indeed I do

I’m not analyzing your games tho

[grim edge]

L

[frail basin]

Do it yourself and look for the mistakes YOU made in the game

[grim edge]

Ima make stockfish do it all

[split haven]

FRENCH HISTORY PROJECT
CROSSANT:🥐
BAGGET:🥖
COFEE☕

[frail basin]

Do it yourself and you become smarter

[grim edge]

actually why do I beg I have chessis app

Frick y'all lmfao

[mighty remnant]

anyone know if this has a name?

[frail basin]

Now we need the French hat.

[frail basin]

Nope. Doesn’t have a name and it looks bad

[split haven]

Blunder

[grim edge]

Im so horrible at chess

[split haven]

My name is Lord Shultz Heimlich Keibler, and Im german.

[dim stone]

my name is slim shady and i like to rap

[split haven]

Aren't we all

[mighty remnant]

wait a sec
white has an 82% wr with this
meaning 18% of people cannot win while being a queen up bruh

[grim edge]

Lmfao

Thats a fun fact I shouldn't know

[frail basin]

REAL

[lusty citrus]

bro what

[grim edge]

Ima go see lichess explorer

[lusty citrus]

WHAT

[mighty remnant]

and
only 70% of people take it

[lusty citrus]

this needs to be photoshop

[mighty remnant]

time controls

[lusty citrus]

this cant be real this cant be real this cant be real

[mighty remnant]

not even blitz

[grim edge]

E best move E

[mighty remnant]

rapid+
and only 70% of people take it

[grim edge]

Short for rEsign

[mighty remnant]

not photoshop
go check lichess

[grim edge]

ACTUALLY IF YOU TAKR THE QUEEN @mighty remnant ITS EVEN HIGHER

[mighty remnant]

woah
it is??

[narrow orchid]

No. please consider leaving.

[grim edge]

27℅ for black

[lusty citrus]

i am going to commit self-destruction thanks

[mighty remnant]

bro wtf

hahahhahhahaha

[grim edge]

How do you not win Queen up is funny

[mighty remnant]

90?

[frail basin]

No Rosimo. Just no

[mighty remnant]

27% of people lose and like 2% draw right

wuts funny about that

[grim edge]

@mighty remnant Yes thats the one,r u using lichess also?

[mighty remnant]

yea

[frail basin]

You can shut up @narrow orchid about me being here. I wasn’t present her for two months

[narrow orchid]

make it another 2

[grim edge]

Lmfao why play b4 and he lost

[mighty remnant]

guys check this out

[frail basin]

Wumpus is goated

[narrow orchid]

okay, even more

[mighty remnant]

leaving only hyperbullet this opening is 53% winning for white

[grim edge]

Thats crazy

[mighty remnant]

i mean it is hyperbullet but still
bruh

[frail basin]

Word. Discord nitro for the win

[boreal sapphire]

☝️🤓

[mighty remnant]

shows how much time matters in bullet

[grim edge]

@mighty remnant I can't believe people play so bad with up a queen,I am 700,I will at least take 3 pieces until my queen dies or I sacrifice it etc

[split haven]

Wumpus

[mighty remnant]

wait guys
lemme go play this opening against someone playing wayward in bullet
and win anyways

[split haven]

Levy be like

[lusty citrus]

this is how it feels to be a gm

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[lusty citrus]

hi grim how are u

[grim edge]

I'm eh hbu?

[grim edge]

Thats only one variation,imagine he plays any other move kek

[lusty citrus]

fine ig

[narrow orchid]

@split haven imagine begging for nitro

[grim edge]

Gib nitor

[lusty citrus]

he begged for you too xd

[grim edge]

Wholesome

[split haven]

what?

[frail basin]

[frail basin]

This him rn

He’s got no Sandvich

[mighty remnant]

this, you guys is what you call a troll

[pine bison]

oof

[mighty remnant]

won on time

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Kek

[pine bison]

i knew it

[narrow orchid]

bast whats ur cc acc

[upbeat viper]

look my about

[grim edge]

@pine bison can ya add me on cc

Ples

[pine bison]

who is that in the top 5 (almost)

[upbeat viper]

cough

[pine bison]

[upbeat viper]

[pine bison]

some french mod

damn

they played well!

[upbeat viper]

[pine bison]

[frail basin]

Real

[rigid meteor]

which country has the best chess players?

[grim edge]

Norway?

[pine bison]

russia

or usa

maybe china

not norway lol

[grim edge]

Serbia

[lusty citrus]

russia ofc

[narrow orchid]

@upbeat viper check dms

[dusty sphinx]

GUYS CHESS IS FAKE !

[mighty remnant]

guys what do i do
i can't beat 300 rated people in bullet

[dusty sphinx]

DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP IT FAKE

[mighty remnant]

i lost twice in a row

[ember stag]

what are some random openings i could try?

[frail basin]

Get faster at thinking

[grim edge]

Try me so you can beat me lol

[ember stag]

im not gonna study just wanna try them on my alt

[mighty remnant]

oke

[frail basin]

The von popiel gambit. Goring gambit

[ember stag]

boooriiing

[frail basin]

Von henig gambit, Morris countergambit.

[mighty remnant]

welp
i don't want to stop calculating tho

[rigid meteor]

all russains lose to the ponziani stinez gambit istg

[frail basin]

Try the Norfolk gambit

[cobalt beacon]

I fought another GM and won 2-0

[mighty remnant]

noice

[ember stag]

why do you know about all of these obscure variations

you should be practicing your blundering

[frail basin]

Cause I just do.

[old thistle]

A bit slow 🐢

[frail basin]

I have been practicing

[ember stag]

i dont want gambits tho

[cobalt beacon]

He was winning in both positions, but he's just too slow 💀

[ember stag]

i want normal openings

[frail basin]

mk. Guatemala defense

[ember stag]

ew no

[mighty remnant]

try b3

[ember stag]

thats just trash

[frail basin]

You wanted something. Weird so that’s what I got

[ember stag]

i used to main that, something else

[frail basin]

Ik it’s trash.

[mighty remnant]

d4

[ember stag]

nah, i said some random openings

[frail basin]

F4

[ember stag]

i already main d4

[mighty remnant]

ooh
f4 is nice

[ember stag]

also trash

[frail basin]

F4, Ruy lopez, Italian

[mighty remnant]

pretty similar to b3

[narrow orchid]

ewwwwww

[frail basin]

Stop dissing on my opponents. F4 is good

[mighty remnant]

d4 is fun

[ember stag]

rosimo youre so opinionated

[narrow orchid]

hope youll get well soon and recover from playing d4

[mighty remnant]

all openings are good if you can play them well enough

[ember stag]

already main the ruy

[narrow orchid]

true, d4 sucks

[frail basin]

E4

[narrow orchid]

good opinion

[ember stag]

i like solid chess

[frail basin]

Try the Italian then.

[restive storm]

I exclusively play 1. e4

[ember stag]

i dont play to play a short game

[frail basin]

Scotch game, Vienna game,

[narrow orchid]

we both know that aint true

[ember stag]

boring

[mighty remnant]

oh
king's gambit

[ember stag]

i play the queens gambit

[ember stag]

too much theory

[frail basin]

I play gambits you dimwit

[narrow orchid]

bedge

d4 boring

[frail basin]

They don’t make the game short. Italian is a longer game

[ember stag]

thats why youre 1000 and will never improve

[restive storm]

I play extremely theoretical openings lol

[ember stag]

because youre a dopamine player

[frail basin]

I’m 1300. My baby account is 1000 you dingus

[restive storm]

Idk how that came to be

[narrow orchid]

coming from 1700 "solid" player

[ember stag]

still very bad

[upbeat viper]

pog

[frail basin]

I’m improving at least

[ember stag]

im more like 2100

[upbeat viper]

Richard is playing

[restive storm]

pov

[ember stag]

2500 lichess

[upbeat viper]

15+10

daamn

he wants to improve

[narrow orchid]

connected account 1700 = ur 1700

[ember stag]

you wont understand basic principles

[ember stag]

it says 1800-1999

[frail basin]

Basic principles of what?

[ember stag]

of chess openings

[narrow orchid]

hasnt updated

ur 1700

[frail basin]

Yes I do

[ember stag]

??? are your eyes good

[upbeat viper]

@polar oxide you be like : petrov ? meh I want to play the ruy lopez !

[low sable]

Only If you can't squeeze a gambit out those positions lol

[ember stag]

naw, gambit players stay at low elo

[narrow orchid]

bot hasnt updated, ur 1700 on cc

[frail basin]

Not all of us

[narrow orchid]

https://www.chess.com/member/magnuscarsisen

[ember stag]

the profile command you mean?

[frail basin]

True.

[narrow orchid]

i mean

if u count peaksitting as 1800 sure

[ember stag]

dont play rapid

[frail basin]

William Graif the Gambiteer is 2500 elo

[narrow orchid]

but ur 1700

[upbeat viper]

clueless opponent

[cobalt beacon]

Y'all, the Rossolimo is actually insane

[ember stag]

well my lichess was 2500

[grim edge]

@grim edge The queens those games we played were funny

[narrow orchid]

you literally have 50% more rapid games

[frail basin]

Play rapid you dingus

[low sable]

What in the wayward

[narrow orchid]

fake, ur 1700 cc

[frail basin]

rapid is the best way to improve.

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hayase-nagatoro-nagatoro-hehe-nagatoro-laughing-anime-laugh-hehe-gif-21776093

[wheat robin]

does anyone know why i cant send pictures?

[ember stag]

when did i last play rapid look at the dates

[frail basin]

Not verified.

[grim edge]

I HAVENT SLEPT IN 2 DAAAAAAAAYS

[cobalt beacon]

Lichess' rating system is stupid

[ember stag]

im not 400 elo you bot

[upbeat viper]

you need trusted

hi Scipi

[low sable]

Nah I got no clue

[frail basin]

Go do it anyway. That’s the fastest way to improve

[narrow orchid]

a week ago

[wheat robin]

@frail basin wdym what else should i verify?

[ember stag]

naw 2500 lichess is 2100 cc i just havent played a lot recently

[old thistle]

Bascially Portuguese opening but with 2.Nf6 3.Nf3

[frail basin]

Idk how to verify. It’s been months

[narrow orchid]

you played blitz last

[ember stag]

i dont care about chess bro

[narrow orchid]

2 weeks ago

[frail basin]

Sthu then.

[narrow orchid]

[narrow orchid]

ok 600

[frail basin]

Stop dissing on my openings you dingus

[low sable]

Lol you treating it like its different currency
Actually I guess It is

[cobalt beacon]

That's true for rapid, but you said you don't play rapid. The rating is deviated for other time controls\

[ember stag]

no chess for a week

[grim edge]

Hi Scipio

How is life

[old thistle]

Hey

[narrow orchid]

legit amateur numbers

[ember stag]

i main blitz

[mighty remnant]

and yet you main ruy lopez?

[ember stag]

rosimo ur always arguing

[frail basin]

Rosimo has the right idea.

[narrow orchid]

blitz is ur least played tc

[ember stag]

nah cuz if you dont know theory in the kg u lose or are just bad

[old thistle]

I can't complain it's pretty good currently. Wbu?

[ember stag]

ok

[wheat robin]

@upbeat viper how do i get that?

[upbeat viper]

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[grim edge]

I have blundered 3 queens in a row due to sleep deprivation

[mighty remnant]

so the you want an opening with 0 theory that takes 5 mins to learn and is fun?
try the capital of englund system

[frail basin]

Real. That is truth

[low sable]

Wel lthat download was short lived

[old thistle]

[restive storm]

What happened to my video

[frail basin]

Wait there is an Englund system?

[ember stag]

no thats not what i want, i want to try openings, the kg is just too much to play as something to try

[restive storm]

Mod help me

[mighty remnant]

then learn theory

[frail basin]

Bru

[narrow orchid]

capital of englund

[ember stag]

no bro

[frail basin]

Oh London

[old thistle]

What's the issue?

[ember stag]

im playing any opening without knowing theory

[wheat robin]

@Just Joined
@Connected
@umbral jungleed

[cobalt beacon]

I've now fought 7 unique GMs

[mighty remnant]

london

[old thistle]

Poor Trust guy

[ember stag]

No

[wheat robin]

i still cant send pictures

[restive storm]

I sent a video and it got deleted

[ember stag]

london sucks

[mighty remnant]

colle

[wild oyster]

https://youtu.be/DwsZggwPRKc GUYS I DONT CARE SMOSH IS BACK 😭😭😭😭

[old thistle]

You aren't even connected

[frail basin]

You are difficult ngl.

[worn ice]

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[ember stag]

even worse

[wheat robin]

@Connect

[frail basin]

YES

[low sable]

Stonewall?

[mighty remnant]

KIA set up

[ember stag]

because the london is complete dogsh

[wheat robin]

@Connected

[frail basin]

I agree but still

We’ve been suggesting openings to you and you’ve been dissing on them all

[ember stag]

kia is the definition of boring

[grim edge]

maybe its time for a name change

[ember stag]

boring

[wild oyster]

I know everylyric to every somg and basically all the videos I loved them

[wheat robin]

@Connected

[ember stag]

because theyre all trash

[wheat robin]

guys its not working

[frail basin]

Lit. Smosh is dope

[mighty remnant]

then wut do you mean
openings with less theory are less fun

[wild oyster]

INDEREEEEEED

[frail basin]

What do you want us to suggest then?

[ember stag]

recommend something normal not some idiot "lundun syschtem"

[old thistle]

Stop spamming nonsense

[mighty remnant]

how do you want an opening that is fun and has no theory?

[old thistle]

#🔗〡connect-account

[ember stag]

No i want openings that have mid theory

[wheat robin]

@old thistle it says in roles that i have to do that

[cobalt beacon]

who wanna play bullet?

[frail basin]

She’s playing the Theory gambit rn

[ember stag]

are you even reading what im saying

[grim edge]

Vienna has mid theory

[ember stag]

i never said i dont want theory

[mighty remnant]

that's not what you said just now tho

[low sable]

Caro kann
Scotch

[ember stag]

i just wanna play some for fun games and do some stupid sacks

[grim edge]

yay london

[ember stag]

who dabbles the caro kann bro

[white knoll]

me

[ember stag]

scotch is a good suggestion tho

[frail basin]

Play F4 or something then

[white knoll]

i dabble the caro kann

[frail basin]

F4 is a fun opening choice.

[ember stag]

no the kg has too much theory, i dont want something like the scandi either, something normal

[low sable]

Yeah I win 😇

[cobalt beacon]

The Caro-Kann is a great opening from ratings 100-2800

[ember stag]

THATS NOT NORMAL

[mighty remnant]

something normal does not have medium amounts of theory

[lusty citrus]

hello guys

[low sable]

It's pretty normal lol

[ember stag]

guess what i dont care, i wont be maining the caro i just want to dabble some openinghs

[white knoll]

hi

[ember stag]

the italian, normal medium theory

[sleek zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1119653283791917147/levypillow.gif

[cobalt beacon]

I don't like your attitude, I'm just trying to help

[old thistle]

It does not. Read it all

[grim edge]

HELLOOOOOOOOO

[mighty remnant]

welp then idk about what you want

[ember stag]

sorry but caro kann is just boring to dabble

[cobalt beacon]

Dad

[sleek zealot]

oh new pfp nice

[lusty citrus]

whats with the caps

[low sable]

I think we can all agree with this

[frail basin]

ITS NORMAL IF YOU PLAY IT ENOUGH

[low sable]

😂

[ember stag]

THATS WHY YOURE BAD

[grim edge]

excited

[mighty remnant]

my friend dared me to change it lmao

[wild oyster]

What do u mean

[lusty citrus]

why

[frail basin]

AT LEAST IM USING MY DAMN BRAINCELLS YOU DIFFICULT MUNCHKIN

[grim edge]

just won 3 games in a row😎

[ember stag]

you have 180 iq you should know what i mean and what i will mean

[ember stag]

APPAREANTLY NOT BECAUSE YOURE 1300

[lusty citrus]

wanna play a game with me?

[cobalt beacon]

You most definitely do not

[wild oyster]

It’s a statement, I dabble in the caro

[grim edge]

ughhhhhh finee dont kill me send me a challenge my name is raestars

[ember stag]

no thats a question, you said what do you mean

[frail basin]

CHESS TAKES DAMN TIME TO MASTER. I STARTED BACK IN JANUARY OF THIS YEAR

[lusty citrus]

YES

an oppurtunity to threat zax!!!!!

[ember stag]

wow you kinda like figured out the joke, maybe youre the one with 180 iq?

[cobalt beacon]

Maybe

[low sable]

Moki doesn't seem to understand that ppl with different openings exist
Yeah it's kinda ignorant a agree

[stuck stirrup]

@autumn zephyr wanna play?

[grim edge]

Zax is way lower rated than u btw

[wild oyster]

No question mark at the end 😹😹

[white knoll]

bro thinks they’re the main character 💀

[ember stag]

you dont just dabble the caro kann

[ember stag]

no you said what tho

[lusty citrus]

i know

[wild oyster]

No question mark hehehahaaaa

[ember stag]

wqhy do my funnies keep getting dleeted

[grim edge]

unfair im scared @lusty citrus

[wild oyster]

.62

[frail basin]

Moki. That video was weird ngl

[ember stag]

its a crazy story amirite?

[wild oyster]

Truth fr

[cobalt beacon]

bro 💀

[frail basin]

It is crazy

[floral patrol]

WE HAVE THE SAME PFP

[frail basin]

YES BROTHER

[wheat robin]

i once had 100 accuracy and a brilliant move in the same game

[floral patrol]

lemme friend ya

[cobalt beacon]

🐟

[floral patrol]

anyways, i just joined my school's chess club

[wheat robin]

Im gonna join next year

[lusty citrus]

why indian games are easy

[cobalt beacon]

Epic, how is it?

[grim edge]

im 1600 youre 2250 -.-

[wheat robin]

Whats your elo guys?

[frail basin]

Gotta go. Cya

[lusty citrus]

my school doesnt have a chess club 💀

[blazing peak]

chess speaks for itself

[cobalt beacon]

2560 bullet

[raw frigate]

same

[lusty citrus]

so what

[grim edge]

BREADS BACK

[blazing peak]

only?

[cobalt beacon]

I know, I suck

[raw frigate]

lets play instead cuz raestars is noob

[wheat robin]

700 🤫😅

[raw frigate]

bro

[grim edge]

Its ok you dont suck to me egg

[lusty citrus]

i am still in a game

[blazing peak]

if youre not at least 3300 bullet youre not even that good tbh

[floral patrol]

Good. And I even played with an 8 year old. He's good

[cobalt beacon]

I appreciate that my other fellow chess dude

[wheat robin]

My favorite player is Cagnus Marlsen

[raw frigate]

L 💀

[blazing peak]

I like Karl magnusson personally

[grim edge]

No Ling Diren

[cobalt beacon]

Did you win?

[lusty citrus]

nikaru makahura

[floral patrol]

251 rapid but I beat a 1300 bot. It doesn't make sense in my head

[cobalt beacon]

Hikaru S-tier

[floral patrol]

Yeah, but barely

[wheat robin]

Hick-aroo Nack-A-Mura

• Frank 2023

[blazing peak]

I think hikaru is like B tier at best

[cobalt beacon]

Actually, Alireza is my fav

[floral patrol]

I swear to god he's gonna be a grandmaster

[raw frigate]

rapport is cool

[cobalt beacon]

Good job

[gray finch]

anyone up for a 1v1 kinda bored?

[wheat robin]

I like mating.

[grim edge]

@lusty citrus 2 things im having a fair fight also how am i alive .-.

[wheat robin]

@gray finch me

[raw frigate]

👍

[blazing peak]

whats your rating

[blazing peak]

washed 2000 but youre 1200-1399, how??

[lusty citrus]

im letting you have a fair fight thats the answer to 2 things

[wheat robin]

I like mating. I like forking.

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 395 (425 peak)
Blitz: 218 (251 peak)
Bullet: 237 (298 peak)

[raw frigate]

im washed

[floral patrol]

Everyone likes mating and forking.

[cobalt beacon]

Your name is Salem. Salem like Oregon? Or Salem like the Salem witch trials in Massachusetts? 🤔

[gray finch]

1v1?

[raw frigate]

ur insulting wayward queen players

[sleek zealot]

btw im like right on the edge of 1200, ill prolly fall down tk 1100 but it feels nice having the role

[floral patrol]

OH COME ON.

[blazing peak]

bro if you lost that much rating you're not just washed you basically forgot everthing you knew about chess

[raw frigate]

im washed

[blazing peak]

It comes from the game Town of Salem which is about the Salem, Massachusetts Witch Trials

[cobalt beacon]

Omg that is epic

[blazing peak]

If i was 2000 and ended up losing that much I probably would lmao

[gray finch]

someone 1v1

[cobalt beacon]

Like actually

[floral patrol]

My question is why did they execute the witches? It's gonna be fun with magic spells

[sleek zealot]

r

[gray finch]

will someone 1v1 me plssss

[wheat robin]

Smothered Mate 😃
Mothered Smate 💀👹👺😈😦😷😯😷😦🤒😮

[raw frigate]

3.141592653

[floral patrol]

You do get a point. I even developed a full-on strategy against the Nelson bot (who always lets the queen out)

[blazing peak]

exactly id expect a washed 2000 to fall to 1500s at the LOWEST

[cobalt beacon]

Who wanna play bullet?

[gray finch]

me

[sleek zealot]

thats around my peak, and?

[raw frigate]

W

[blazing peak]

if ur really 2560 you should play my good friend doublesik

[cobalt beacon]

user?

[wheat robin]

@cobalt beacon me im 2600 in bullet

[gray finch]

dm me

[cobalt beacon]

Are they online?

[sleek zealot]

my g

[wheat robin]

@cobalt beacon lets play

[blazing peak]

he probably is

[grim edge]

@lusty citrus well now kicks the 1600 in .-.

[wheat robin]

im 2600

[cobalt beacon]

You're 554 lol

[wheat robin]

no

[stark kayak]

are servers down?

[blazing peak]

Id honestly like to see that matchup, join his club and just ask to play he probably would accept

[sleek zealot]

elo shaming is not nice

[blazing peak]

hes a NM

[lusty citrus]

play with your full potential

[floral patrol]

Do titled players get roles here?

[grim edge]

[stark kayak]

I have error 500 on chess.com

[cobalt beacon]

They're an NM, impressive

[gray finch]

@cobalt beacon

[lusty citrus]

they get a titled player role i think

[blazing peak]

500-999 role 🤣

[gray finch]

@cobalt beacon dm me

[cobalt beacon]

I actually have fought them before, @blazing peak. And I lost lol

[blazing peak]

interesting, whats your username

[wheat robin]

@blazing peak are u afraid? im gonna checkmate you with my fried liver ☠️👽🤡

[blazing peak]

hes really good and hes also only 16

[white knoll]

i’m 4500 elo

[grim edge]

@lusty citrus I FORGOT ABOUT CHECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lusty citrus]

@grim edge ARE YOU SERIOUS

[white knoll]

that’s on a really bad day too

[gray finch]

1v1 me

[grim edge]

i forgot about check .-.

[stark kayak]

im 5000 elo you're so bad

[wheat robin]

guys who wants to get destroyed? Then play me 1v1

[fickle rampart]

Do you think white can hold this position

[white knoll]

yeah ik

[cobalt beacon]

You know you can check anyone's profile on discord if you right click their name, go to apps, then go to chess profile

[lusty citrus]

this is a fair game now

[gray finch]

@wheat robin me

[white knoll]

i’m working on it

[floral patrol]

I just hope they do. Why can't they be recognized in the server too? Crap. One of us might be a titled player but it's not mentioned

[stark kayak]

bro chess.com isnt working for me anyone know why

[gray finch]

1v1 dm me

[white knoll]

i’m gonna be 8000 elo in like two months

[grim edge]

@lusty citrus wasnt my queen trapped anyways?

[stark kayak]

when I load the website it says error 500???

[lusty citrus]

yeah i think so

[hoary ibex]

just closed my account

[lusty citrus]

take the knight

[grim edge]

so there was no point

[stark kayak]

in 2 days I'm going to be 800 000 000 elo

[blazing peak]

good for you

[fickle rampart]

Best move you can make

Take your talents to Duolingo

[hoary ibex]

i lost like 3 games that i could've won so easily

[white knoll]

keep grinding brother you have potential

[hoary ibex]

not a good look

[white knoll]

you could reach one million elo

[stark kayak]

thank you you too

[fickle rampart]

All you gotta do is inspect element and bam :)

[floral patrol]

I'm trying to understand why someone put a brilliant

[stark kayak]

I think 800 000 000 is a bit more than one million

[white knoll]

nah i mean like legitimately

[white knoll]

oh i thought you said 800 000 💀

[fickle rampart]

Maybe Magnus when he becomes a cyborg

[floral patrol]

and there was a time when i did an 11 move checkmate

[white knoll]

yeah

[stark kayak]

I checkmated in 3 moves one time

[grim edge]

how to get your queen trapped 101

scandanavian gone greedy

[floral patrol]

Scholar's Mate?

[blazing peak]

Thats 4 moves

[stark kayak]

nah I shot the person I was playing against why

its a new variation

[floral patrol]

No it's-... yeah you got a point

[stark kayak]

blud is living in n oven

[blazing peak]

dam bro where is that

[floral patrol]

The Gun's Gambit

[blazing peak]

Im going to texas soon lol

[stark kayak]

bro had me scared for a second 💀

[spiral badger]

My cousin lives in Houston

[spark apex]

bro just doxxed his location 💀

[cobalt beacon]

118, what the hell

[blazing peak]

bro im going to san antonio for six flags in a couple days 😭

[dusty sphinx]

Yo does anyone have a task I could do for like $5-10 ?

[stark kayak]

where do you live, the equator?

[floral patrol]

OK but someone actually invent the Gun's Gambit. In the 3rd move, you just shoot your opponent

[hoary ibex]

wait he's trapped?

L bozo

[blazing peak]

yes

[grim edge]

yeah in 12 moves https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81038580097?tab=review

[worn ice]

matigrabbo (857) vs. lesheik (816)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qe6+ 4. Be2 Qg6 5. Nf3 Qxg2 6. Rg1 Qh3 7. d4 Bg4 8. Ng5 Qxh2 9. Rxg4 Qh1+ 10. Bf1 h6 11. Nf3 h5 12. Rh4 Qxf3 13. Qxf3 e6 14. d5 e5 15. Bg5 f6 16. Bd2 Bb4 17. Rxb4 h4 18. Rxb7 Nd7 19. Rxc7 Rb8 20. O-O-O Rxb2 21. Kxb2 Nc5 22. Rxc5 Ne7 23. d6 Nd5 24. Rxd5 Rh7 25. d7+ Kd8 26. Rd6 h3 27. Qb7 h2 28. Qc8+ Ke7 29. Bg2 h1=Q 30. Bxh1 Rxh1 31. Rxh1 Kxd6 32. d8=Q# 

[stark kayak]

I already invented it, sadly its illegal to use in tournaments

[dusty sphinx]

What is it?

[blazing peak]

tutor me to 2000 elo

[cobalt beacon]

Bro is doxxing himself

[fickle rampart]

The sun’s surface

[blazing peak]

dawg thats not even close to the equator

[dusty sphinx]

what is your current elo

[floral patrol]

You can go to jail too... only if you let them take you there!

[blazing peak]

1527 bullet (on a good day)

[frozen gyro]

I think that's the point.

[dusty sphinx]

Ok this is easy

[stark kayak]

just say no

[hoary ibex]

bro got addicted to kicking your pieces

[stark kayak]

everything is bigger in texas

[frozen gyro]

Even the heat stroke.

[floral patrol]

Yeah. I once bought a gun from a sketchy gun shop and it looked like a nuclear bomb... now that I think about it

[stark plover]

help

[blazing peak]

slightly hot outside

[sleek oriole]

we've had 47s

[stark plover]

I just played against an 800 that played so bad I have hope I can be a grandmaster

[steel latch]

who can play with me ( elo 300)

[lusty citrus]

@grim edge who wins here

[grim edge]

idk

[stark kayak]

"the weather is nice today go play outside"

[sleek oriole]

Hungary😂 not rn tho! just saying I've lived 47s

[blazing peak]

tbh if you're not 1600 national rating by the time you're like 11 that endeavor is really unlikely to succeed

[stark kayak]

worst weather I've had was 45 degrees for like a week

[sleek oriole]

nvm, i rememembered wrong.

[stark plover]

imagine a game where he blunders 2 pawns, a knight, and then his queen across the span of 6 moves.

All his games were like that somehow.

[blazing peak]

thats just how 800s play most of the time tbh

[stark plover]

then how am I 800 because I play bad but not THAT bad

[blazing peak]

inconsistency in playing strength in general probably

[stark plover]

Hm

[blazing peak]

also, to reach 1000 and beyond

you have to work on tactics a loot

it will take much longer if you dont

[stark plover]

I probably should learn tactics

[worldly prairie]

does anyone else have the problem with where the ads make the game slower?

when playing online

[blazing peak]

do puzzles on chess.com or if you cant afford the overpriced membership do it on lichess, you will probably need to do a dozen or more per day to improve quickly

[stark plover]

I’ve learnt the nimzo and all other openings I keep losing at so I’ve just kept using that

[mighty remnant]

tactics > everything

if you can spot 100% of tactics you've already beaten chess

[blazing peak]

also watch chess youtube, channels like Chess Vibes have really great content for beginners if you know what youre looking for

[stark plover]

I’ll keep them in mind

[blazing peak]

he makes a lot of random videos so you have to really know what youre looking for but the instructional content he makes is perfect

[grim edge]

@lusty citrus damn you play like my coach annoying

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-animegirl-gif-25753882

[lusty citrus]

keep in mind
i tried to keep the game fair for you

[mighty remnant]

lolll

[wheat robin]

who wants a 1v1

[worldly prairie]

anyone wanna play a quick 10 ima beginner but I play 1700's all the time

[wheat robin]

i just destroyed @gray finch
who wants 1v1

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shikimori-shikimoris-not-just-a-cutie-kawaii-dake-ja-nai-shikimorisan-pouting-pout-gif-26070396

[worldly prairie]

sure

[grim edge]

@lusty citrus didnt i tell you i would lose

[lusty citrus]

you did?

[grim edge]

i did 😭

[lusty citrus]

take this as a compliment normally i would crush players

[grim edge]

he is 2250 .-.

[grim edge]

great now im 0-2 against you and 0-7 against my coach when will i ever win

[lusty citrus]

you want fight? dont blame me after this game

[mighty remnant]

it's ok keep playing chess

[lusty citrus]

you know you played against a 2250 right?

I WONT GO EASY ON YOU

[mighty remnant]

uh oh

[lusty citrus]

I CLICKED

[mighty remnant]

lol
unity and ats go well together ngl

maybe they'll be friends

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match?

[grim edge]

well one day i hope i can beat 1 of them how do i beat my coach tho he has been playing 5 months and his progress is simply superhuman for the way he plays and this guy i just played was 2250 i have been playing for 2 years should i just quit

[grim edge]

🤷‍♀️ well i tried

[mighty remnant]

well
everything is your choice
but i really don't think you should quit
as for zax? he is... not human yeah

[grim edge]

im cheering him on hes gonna play the stockholm open soon

[grim edge]

also thank you i needed that

[mighty remnant]

i've heard

[mighty remnant]

you are 1700 right?

[grim edge]

1600

[mighty remnant]

so then you are probably like top 5ish % of all chess players in the world

shouldn't you be proud of that

[grim edge]

yay

ok im kinda motivated now

[lusty citrus]

@grim edge TOLD YOU UNITY

[mighty remnant]

looks like their match ended

how many moves was it

[lusty citrus]

36

YOU SUCK

[grim edge]

who better me or unity?

[lusty citrus]

you are definitely better

[mighty remnant]

i played this game once against ats
when he was really tilted

[grim edge]

[mighty remnant]

survived 56 moves

[upbeat viper]

why 20sec

[grim edge]

The golden

[austere bluff]

Hi who wanna match

[upbeat viper]

that's not chess

you stupid

[mighty remnant]

..

[cold agate]

was this a good game?

[upbeat viper]

but that's just dumb

[wheat robin]

who wants 1v1 im destroying everybody

[austere bluff]

who wanna match

[blazing peak]

ill 1v1 u

in 3|0 blitz

[lusty citrus]

me and unity will be like this forever

[rose thunder]

why can’t I change my server nickname

[grim edge]

bye bye everyone

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[mighty remnant]

bye bye

see you around

[grim edge]

Nic3 pfp

[lusty citrus]

uhm uhh uhm h

my dad is giving birth to a new child gtg later

[worldly prairie]

bro you just got destroyed and saying that everything is lucky

[mighty remnant]

....?

[wheat robin]

please be quiet. Thank you

[austere bluff]

yes or no

[lusty citrus]

uhhm uhmhb uhmhh nsahdkod

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[lusty citrus]

i uhh umm so you see uhh like umh the thing is uh

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[worldly prairie]

who wanna match

[lusty citrus]

wait a second it is actually 1 am

[austere bluff]

i can

[lusty citrus]

dont take this personally but i got to sleep

[mortal jacinth]

Hi quakers

[rose thunder]

anyone wanna play unrated I’m 1000

[mighty remnant]

meeee

wut tc tho

[rose thunder]

15 10

[mighty remnant]

ouh oke

gladly

[rose thunder]

TankTimeBoomTime

[mighty remnant]

i haven't played 15|10 today so might be rusty

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match

[upbeat viper]

12-3

that settles it

anyway 20sec is bullshit

[runic lark]

now hush little baby don't you cry they're not gonna come at night

[upbeat viper]

I have bigger screen

I'm sure

[runic lark]

I could solo anyone in this server in chess ong

[upbeat viper]

30.5 inches

[worldly prairie]

who wants to have a match

[runic lark]

dayum

[upbeat viper]

++

[austere bluff]

who wanna match?

[austere bluff]

Wanna match

Wanna match

[lusty citrus]

no

[grim edge]

Including the one gm that joined this server

@upbeat viper how many gms are in this server btw

I forgor

[upbeat viper]

1 ig

[glossy radish]

moo

[grim edge]

Who was it

[upbeat viper]

idk for sure

bortnyk

ig

[grim edge]

Sup boss