💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

bxd8 rxd8 kh7 ng5 kg6

[flint thunder]

This is more effective for emotional damage

[gentle steppe]

i can write a whole paragraph on how u suck but i wont

[final condor]

its a chess server dude

[honest mirage]

hmmm give me a sec

[final condor]

clap his cheeks over a rapid game

[flint thunder]

Im his dad dude

💀

[gentle steppe]

[lusty citrus]

why is this a brilliant move

[gray tangle]

Who's mommy

[honest mirage]

the only knight that can move to a e square is e3 lol

[flint thunder]

my wife

[jade osprey]

https://www.chess.com/daily/game/531261389

[flint thunder]

[gray tangle]

Who's your wife ?

[flint thunder]

my son's mummy?

[honest mirage]

i think my brain isnt braining atp

[final condor]

but who

[gray tangle]

Who's your son's mommy

[abstract imp]

so ur wife is ur mommy?

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/81014680557
Hi pls game rewiew

[flint thunder]

no my son's

[desert niche]

discord families smh

[flint thunder]

I am about to say a joke but i wont

[abstract imp]

so your sons wife is ur mommy?

[boreal flower]

Who wanna play Im in school brought a chess board but no one is in my class

[gray tangle]

Ok.

[boreal flower]

So I’m asking if some of u want to play

[gray tangle]

Send location

[flint thunder]

u r not even 1000

[desert niche]

i can

[abstract imp]

is that supposed to be an insult?

[flint thunder]

nope its facts

[boreal flower]

What’s your move

[untold tendon]

Hello mates!

[desert niche]

e5

[flint thunder]

Hello

[abstract imp]

yeah its fact but your logical reasoning is worst than me

[untold tendon]

I am an Indian too lmao

[flint thunder]

noice

[boreal flower]

Nf3

[abstract imp]

same ma even i too an indian

[flint thunder]

ok

[honest mirage]

cant solve it

[flint thunder]

oh sheesh

[desert niche]

Nc6

[untold tendon]

It's our game lmao

[abstract imp]

sorry ma

[flint thunder]

sorry sa

[boreal flower]

Nb3

[abstract imp]

it ok fellow indian

[honest mirage]

QxK

[abstract imp]

which state ma?

[flint thunder]

[desert niche]

?

[flint thunder]

TN

[abstract imp]

whats that ?

[honest mirage]

ger on top

[desert niche]

u mean Nc3?

[abstract imp]

i am telangana

from telangana

[boreal flower]

Ye sorry

[desert niche]

Bc5

[abstract imp]

tamil nadu?

OMG WE STAY SOO CLOSE

[boreal flower]

D3

[flint thunder]

correct

[abstract imp]

EVVV SOUTH INDIAN

[desert niche]

Nf6

[flint thunder]

yeah ive been to telangana a couple of times

[abstract imp]

EVEN I AHVE BEEN TO TN

[flint thunder]

noice which city?

[boreal flower]

Be3

[desert niche]

?

[boreal flower]

Sorry i just learnt the notation

[desert niche]

its ok lol

[flint thunder]

qxk - some random chess player

[boreal flower]

Ive been 500 for so long

Still am

[flint thunder]

git gud

[honest mirage]

you will get out of it fs

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: Dazzle1991 vs NotShivenlol - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81014680557
Game rewiew plsss

[honest mirage]

probably 2 months max and u are 1000

[desert niche]

@boreal flower Bxe3

[boreal flower]

What’s your next move

Okay

Fxe3

[flint thunder]

brah just play chess irl

i mean in cc

[boreal flower]

Test

[desert niche]

u mean pawn takes e3?

[honest mirage]

pretty solid

[boreal flower]

Yes

Isn’t that right ???

[grim edge]

What is error 500 for web version?

[grim edge]

Oh thanks ig

[honest mirage]

i didnt even knew 500s could play in their head without forgetting the position in 2 mins(i will forget the position after 30 secs probably)

[desert niche]

O-O

[boreal flower]

It’s not in my head

[flint thunder]

meanwhile magnus remembering three boards of chess and winning all of them

[boreal flower]

I’m sorry i gtg class finish in 4m

I’ll just take a pic of the board and send it to u

[honest mirage]

frrr magnus remembers matches he played 20+ years ago

[desert niche]

sure

good game so far

[flint thunder]

yus and its proved

[boreal flower]

Ye

[honest mirage]

this guy became a gm at 13 and i started playing at 14

bro i am lucky when i ever hit 1800

[flint thunder]

true

alr gn indians

bye chat

[honest mirage]

its 6pm for me loll

[honest mirage]

thats crazy

i wanna see that game

[timid stratus]

That was so horrible

[honest mirage]

send the game pls

[timid stratus]

Ok

[fiery tiger]

who wants to see me checkmate Luk Ai

[honest mirage]

wait why did he draw

[timid stratus]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81014013970?tab=review

[worn ice]

BilliamT (1016) vs. Armaan_Ojha (1010)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[timid stratus]

I had no idea how to checkmate with a rook

[honest mirage]

fr?

[grim edge]

Google en passant

[honest mirage]

pretty easy just cut the king of to the first rank or something and then go for the opposition and wait until both of ur kings see eachother and then checkmate first rank

[vagrant marten]

imagine having summer school 💀

[honest mirage]

cant explain that pretty good tbh xd

[honest mirage]

i still have school lmao

[grim edge]

L pfp Tottenham winning nothing

[vagrant marten]

audi cup 2019

[grim edge]

Kek

[timid stratus]

Man I tried to do that but was not able to

[grim edge]

One two bishop in my shoe

[bright glade]

why cant my opponents just let me win

chess is so annoying

[grim edge]

Cause u has 2 misses

[bright glade]

i was white

[grim edge]

I get 5 misses every 3rd game or so

[bright glade]

i shouldve lost but im gonna complain anyway

[raw frigate]

Speaking of which, whenever i get a winning advantage thats the part where I’ll be so cautious cuz i blunder a lot when im winning 😭

[honest mirage]

same bro

[grim edge]

@bright glade nah man youre good much better than most of the server dont demotivate yourself

[sacred sigil]

Should I buy chess.com premium pls be honest

[bright glade]

do you need it

[tacit pebble]

😮

[final condor]

Diamond or gold

[sacred sigil]

I mean do i

[raw frigate]

No it isnt worth it

[sacred sigil]

I'll go for diamond or plat

Why?

[raw frigate]

Why are you getting it in the first place?

[sacred sigil]

To improve my knowledge like openings and analysis

[raw frigate]

Wdym by that? How will u use premium for that?

[sacred sigil]

Chess lesson

[raw frigate]

Hmm

[raw frigate]

For that reason its worth it ig

The lessons are pretty nice

[sacred sigil]

Is there alot of lessons

No@grim edge

[timid stratus]

How you play like that

[raw frigate]

Theres like a hundred

[bright glade]

sometimes it just happens

[sacred sigil]

Oooh nice I like that

I could go to 1500 with it

[cursive swift]

I mean I have it

[raw frigate]

Its pretty worth it and underated

[sacred sigil]

Is it good

[zealous cedar]

What's a good board and pieces combination I get tunnel vision

[raw frigate]

For that reason

[cursive swift]

Nah I wouldn’t do it

[sacred sigil]

Yh I will buy it ih

[timid stratus]

I want to play like that, Any tips please....

[sacred sigil]

Why tho ?

[cursive swift]

I bought it thinking the lessons would be good

[frigid skiff]

nothing will fix tunnel vision except practice

[cursive swift]

And they are, however I’m still 780

[bright glade]

#1040028251965358121 #1039982616159465595 #💬〡improvement-talk

[raw frigate]

Yeah thats the issue

[sacred sigil]

@cursive swift u do lessons

[cursive swift]

Or it helped me get 100 elo however I’m already low

[cursive swift]

Yeah

[sacred sigil]

What openings do u play

[raw frigate]

The lessons are great help to intermediate players

[cursive swift]

I like the semi slav, London

Nimzo

[raw frigate]

London

[sacred sigil]

Well in my eyes u might be good

Just spent more time Playimg

[bright glade]

they're uselss if they dont need to watch them

[sacred sigil]

And analysing

[cursive swift]

The game reviews says I play like a 900-1500

[sacred sigil]

Yeah

[bright glade]

intermeditaes dont need to know how carlos magnus beats other super gms
they need to know what they are doing wrong

[cursive swift]

I watch hikaru

[sacred sigil]

Carlos Magnus NAHHH

[cursive swift]

He’s actually quite good,

[dense cloud]

carlos magnus

who is that

[cursive swift]

He usually plays for the cenyer

[sacred sigil]

He's too good

[cursive swift]

Then dominates his opponent

[bright glade]

im kidding with the name, but magnus carlsen

[raw frigate]

Oh u were mentioning another thing

[restive storm]

Imagine Hikaru

[cursive swift]

I’m gonna try to be insanely good at accuracy

[sacred sigil]

I think it might help me get better

It would make me better some of my friend who have premium are pretty good

[raw frigate]

Premium wont make u better 😭

[sacred sigil]

Wut

[cursive swift]

How do I increase my accuracy I understand a bit about candidate moves

[sacred sigil]

Why lessons,analysing

[dense cloud]

it'll

[cursive swift]

You gotta focus on playing the game

[sacred sigil]

Overtime I would get good

[raw frigate]

Analyzing, u can do it on your own

[patent dock]

wsg

[raw frigate]

Dont be lazy

[lucid minnow]

yes

[sacred sigil]

Yh that's what I mean

[cursive swift]

Keep in mind grandmasters got good due to experience and putting in the effort

[raw frigate]

This honestly

[quiet sparrow]

I despise flat earthers

[sacred sigil]

I will analyse every move to see my mistakes

[cursive swift]

Play games -> improve.

However I would get it only for game reviews

[raw frigate]

??

[dense cloud]

its not always the case

[spare roost]

nice nft bro

[cursive swift]

If you learn what you did wrong

[raw frigate]

Delete that 💀💀

[cursive swift]

And see how you can make better moves

[dense cloud]

if you play 100 games a day that doesn't mean you'll improve faster than everyone

[sacred sigil]

Free incho

[viral pivot]

and it will be even better if u had chess subscribtion

[sacred sigil]

Free ma boi incho

[spare roost]

shut up

[quiet sparrow]

Yk the staff have records?

[cursive swift]

Yeah I mentioned that

[raw frigate]

No it wont 😭

[sacred sigil]

Yhh it will

[bright glade]

not nescessary

[frigid skiff]

actually it kind of does as long as you're putting thought into the games

[cursive swift]

Game review

[sacred sigil]

Waiiii

[raw frigate]

Yall arent getting it

[raw frigate]

U can game review on ur own 😭

[sacred sigil]

@frigid skiff check my description

[bright glade]

its not as good as the guy who plays 10 games and analyses

[sacred sigil]

I have a quote u said

[dense cloud]

in fact. if you play so many games a day you'll start develop bad habits since chess requires critical thinking and its not possible to play good every single games

[cursive swift]

You only get one game review

[raw frigate]

Self analysis is better than game review garbage

[cursive swift]

So just don’t do that

[upbeat viper]

re

[frigid skiff]

kasparov and karpov are not the same people 😭

[upbeat viper]

wassup here

[sacred sigil]

Ik

[cursive swift]

Instead of getting fristurfated just think

[spare roost]

fax

[viral pivot]

if i am black and lgbtq+ will chess.com give me free subscription?

[dense cloud]

I don't think so. the best way to improve is to learn and apply

[valid tartan]

needing help im stuck at 400 elo

[torn rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/989144524616003644.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[bright glade]

no

[viral pivot]

good thing i didnt cut my dick off

[raw frigate]

No, but thats racist and homophobic so u can sue chess.com

[frigid skiff]

and you will learn.. by playing games :mm:

[viral pivot]

fr fr

[sacred sigil]

Bruh imagine pawns cutting there p**** to become a queen

That being a man fr they had steel balls to do that

[viral pivot]

i am not imagining its the reality

[cursive swift]

^

[dense cloud]

you were replying to me about the fact playing so many games a day won't help you improve

[native torrent]

That's assuming that the pawns had one to begin with

[sacred sigil]

They do

[cursive swift]

Play games-> use those games as a basis and make sure you never blunder that position

[frigid skiff]

i said you can learn by playing games if you put thought into them :mm:

[viral pivot]

or use chess aid extensionn

[dense cloud]

uhhh I don't think its possible to do that 100 games in a row 💀

[frigid skiff]

yes it is you can learn from every game

[spare roost]

you got muted for anti lgbt propoganda bro chill

[native torrent]

You literally just told him how to cheat

[sacred sigil]

@viral pivot he knows to much

[cursive swift]

You can use game review

[dense cloud]

it don't work like that 😭

[torpid rune]

who want to play me if ya not scared

[raw frigate]

💀

[sacred sigil]

That's a extension lmao

[cursive swift]

Just focus on each mistake and learn from it

[viral pivot]

fr fr

[fading flame]

dont think having that thing called "thought"

[viral epoch]

Cheating talk? Ban

[cursive swift]

That’s how I got from 300-800 elo

[viral pivot]

fr fr

[spare roost]

want me to share

[torpid rune]

who want to 1v1 me

stop ducking me

[sacred sigil]

Ruthless I think u're dog wants to

[viral epoch]

Idk

[torpid rune]

i think ur mom wants to

[frigid skiff]

it does work like that? even at grandmaster levels there is some small mistake 99/100 times

[sacred sigil]

Sex or chess it all depends on the position - karpov

[frigid skiff]

karpov

[viral pivot]

nice

[sacred sigil]

Yah

[fading flame]

that's why nobody wants to play with you

[torpid rune]

bro fk what ya saying play me

[sacred sigil]

U prolly cheating lmao

[torpid rune]

no

[native torrent]

The random matchmaking button exists

[torpid rune]

why tf would i cheat

[dreamy sinew]

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Protologisms/Long_words/Titin

[torpid rune]

i dont even know how to cheat

[dense cloud]

its not efficient tho to try to learn the 100 mistakes you've done everyday and it is simply not possible

[torpid rune]

how u cheat in chess lmao

[glass grove]

yup guys i need some advices to get over 700 elo im harstuck xd

[grim edge]

Sup Xxgokulover69xX

[viral pivot]

anyway guys NEVER use chess aid it will give u alot of free elo

[raw frigate]

What u on

[viral pivot]

goodbye>

[viral epoch]

That's not me

[fading flame]

this is likely random talker that goes absolutely nuts in the chat while fails to scholars mate

[frigid skiff]

you dont have to learn them in depth just learn a basic idea behind why it's a mistake and the next day learn some more

[sacred sigil]

Bruh

[grave wasp]

cap

[native torrent]

I got banned for using it lol

[grim edge]

Who is it then

[bright glade]

https://www.chess.com/legal/fair-play

[grim edge]

Whats chess aid

[dense cloud]

man you're trolling i'm not gonna discuss this

[viral pivot]

go to extensions and search it

[frigid skiff]

LMAO

[spare roost]

u must be fun at parties

[sacred sigil]

@grim edge kayki is u're new nickname I will call u that

[torpid rune]

play me and find oujt

[low sable]

Just go to another tab and play against a strong eloped bot
Then play what your opponents move
Simple am I right?

[native torrent]

Browser extension that helps you cheat in blitz and bullet

[spare roost]

where have u been

[raw frigate]

💀💀😂😂

[torpid rune]

im the next magnus cARLson

[sacred sigil]

Boomer tbh

[frigid skiff]

thats why ur 607 elo :mmm: i cant be talking but thats why ur 607 elo

[viral epoch]

Not me that's for sure

[spare roost]

glad that incho is muted

[viral pivot]

it will give u free subscription
( its legal trust me and dm the mods that u are using it u will get moderator role)

[spare roost]

ur 1200 chill

[sacred sigil]

Incho needs to be free

[torpid rune]

omg ya suck

[dense cloud]

I'm playing since 3 weeks and already 600 💀 you give me 2 month and i'll be at your elo meanwhile you're playing since a year or smth

[spare roost]

i already am

[sacred sigil]

@viral pivot dm me 😉

[frigid skiff]

thats why i said i cant be talking

[viral pivot]

why

[frigid skiff]

ok

[viral epoch]

👍

[torpid rune]

are u gay ut

[viral epoch]

No

[torpid rune]

rainbow fruit ball

[viral pivot]

i spawned to this world 600

[grave wasp]

contrary to popular belief, I have not left the server yet

[low sable]

Guys if I use Li (aka that cocky chinse bitch)
You think I'd be found out?

[raw frigate]

Who

[frigid skiff]

what

[low sable]

I wonder

[grim edge]

No way you dont love goku

[viral pivot]

if i lose the next game i will commit war crimes

[sacred sigil]

And I wonder

[viral epoch]

I love Venti

and bestie

[low sable]

The li bot on chess.com

[sacred sigil]

(sped up song ( and I wonder ) by Kanye west

[grave wasp]

[torpid rune]

look me up on yht

[low sable]

It's pretty obvious

[viral pivot]

if you know

[frigid skiff]

the bot doesnt play like its 2k

[viral epoch]

No thanks

[low sable]

Yes I'm aware

[torpid rune]

mf be quiet

[grim edge]

Venti u wanna play chess

[torpid rune]

no one talking to you kid

[viral epoch]

Nop

[viral pivot]

venti is a gay femboy

[raw frigate]

Lichess honestly tho>

[viral epoch]

[frigid skiff]

and uh it took me 7 tries to beat 💀 id say youd start losing games at the 1450 mark

[grim edge]

Venti isnt gay

[viral epoch]

That's a plus

[grave wasp]

what

[grim edge]

Ive gotta clock up my rari

[torpid rune]

ye venti is gay

[zealous cedar]

Whats a good board and pieces combination easy on the eyes

[torpid rune]

and nerd

[viral epoch]

Venti is my gay

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ren-rare-rare-is-ren-kin-persona-gif-20754834

[torpid rune]

yes

[viral epoch]

👍 k.

[grim edge]

Were all nerds we play chess

[torpid rune]

not me

[grim edge]

Venti is the biggest nerd here since he simps for a genshin character

[torpid rune]

avrage indian kid playing chess

[viral epoch]

Excuse you?

[grave wasp]

they added safelink

[viral pivot]

no
homophobia is me

[grim edge]

My apologies

[grave wasp]

great

[grim edge]

ALEX

[viral epoch]

I view Venti as external to genshin

[low sable]

Lol
What's funny is I did mange to beat her so maybe I could use a slightly stronger bot
Not that would of course 🙂

[gentle steppe]

[grim edge]

Idk man u still play genshin dont you

[raw frigate]

Says every genshin simp

[grave wasp]

are you high

[spare roost]

How’s the new pfp yall

[viral epoch]

I need those primogems fr

[viral epoch]

Why

[native torrent]

F2P moment

[viral pivot]

ok gay pawn

[viral epoch]

[low sable]

Personally I don't like it

[spare roost]

Imagine playing genshin

[spare roost]

Why

[torpid rune]

guys

[viral epoch]

Silence, connected

[viral pivot]

leo pessi is that u

[grave wasp]

no reason

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-we-all-lift-together-gif-19925077

[torpid rune]

why tf do people study chess

[grave wasp]

just asking....

[spare roost]

I am searching for penalties

[grim edge]

Average genshin players farming for primos

[viral epoch]

What

[low sable]

The guy has a peculiar face that I don't happen to like

[grim edge]

YOU DIDNT PLAY WARFRAME??

[low sable]

To get better at chess obviously

[spare roost]

His face is edited dumbass

[grim edge]

OH WHAT BLASPHEMY OH WHAT SIN

[spare roost]

How dare u insult pessi

[torpid rune]

you can get better by playing the game

[viral pivot]

its a phase i used to be a genshin player

[torpid rune]

study chess whaste of time

[grim edge]

SHUT UP

[viral epoch]

Not that, just what's the meaning of the gif

[grim edge]

COLD AND AIR AND WATER FLOWING

[grim edge]

Slave to the grind

[viral epoch]

Venti is life

[torpid rune]

i got to 1300 in 3 months of playing never study theroy ever

[low sable]

he has a peculiar face I don't like
It still works dude
Don't be a dick for no reason

[viral pivot]

venti rides my dick

[viral epoch]

I work in no servitude my man

[spare roost]

I’m not your dude

[grim edge]

Thats what i used to say when i farmed all day in warframe

[spare roost]

And please stop using bad words

[grim edge]

Now i play chess

[viral epoch]

You dare to say you love Venti more than I do?

[split haven]

Hello

[spare roost]

Nah why did u change it

[grim edge]

Venti what.

[viral pivot]

kos om venti and kos omak

[low sable]

That's not how it works did you just learn English

[torpid rune]

@low sable

[viral pivot]

aneek omak ya ebn elkhaol

[torpid rune]

play me in rapid

[spare roost]

What

[viral epoch]

I fix

[torpid rune]

if u win i give you 200 dollars

[dense cloud]

monkey behaviour

[viral pivot]

chess aid user

[viral pivot]

kos okhtak ya ebn elmetnaka

[torpid rune]

nononon

[dense cloud]

typical egyptian

[viral pivot]

do u understand?

[viral epoch]

There are 2 possible options rn, either you're a cheater or it's just a scam. Either way it's gonna be bad

[spare roost]

English

[low sable]

Meh
Some people are different than you
I for one need to study openings and play puzzles to get better
You have nice talent tho if you don't study

[torpid rune]

lol

[viral epoch]

Yep

[viral pivot]

it means i love having nice conversations with people 😊 (real)

[spare roost]

“It’s gonna be bad”🤓

[torpid rune]

im not a cheater but i was actually giving money in last server lol

[low sable]

I'll play but I don't want to wger

[viral epoch]

Silence, connected role

[rancid wing]

does anyone know what 403 response from chess.com api means?

[low sable]

Wager

[spare roost]

Dumb language though

[torpid rune]

ima send u server

[viral epoch]

Sure

[torpid rune]

look in chat

2 people won 50 dollars

[viral pivot]

do u even know what language is that

[spare roost]

That’s because I left

[spare roost]

That’s the point

[torpid rune]

im giving ya 1 more chance until next server

[rancid wing]

ah i see

[torpid rune]

who want the chance to win 200

[viral epoch]

No just leave already pls

[spare roost]

Who doesent

[viral pivot]

its not the language its the just the letters in english made to sound like a language

[torpid rune]

beat me in rapid

[gentle steppe]

YK what...uhh no

[dense cloud]

he is speaking in monkey langauge just ignore him

[split haven]

And who are you?

[low sable]

I'd prefer the chance to play a regular game ruthless

[torpid rune]

you get 200

[spare roost]

Very funny

[torpid rune]

no

[spare roost]

Next joke please

[torpid rune]

is not a bet

its just me

like if i beat u i get nothing

[gentle steppe]

I can ping mods because ur probably scamming ppl

[dense cloud]

This mf @viral pivot

[split haven]

Who are you?

[torpid rune]

search up my yt

[viral pivot]

ok "they/them"

[viral epoch]

Dude what

[torpid rune]

ya gonna regret this when ya see this on yt

[dense cloud]

y'all never take a shower over there 💀

[torpid rune]

bye

[split haven]

Disrespect

[gentle steppe]

I'd rather not be scammed so ya

[split haven]

So?

[dense cloud]

Bro just go scam someone leave me tf alone

avg egyptian

[viral epoch]

Ty

[gentle steppe]

I wanted to snitch

[split haven]

Stop

[viral pivot]

i am gonna get banned from chess

[gentle steppe]

[viral epoch]

Tbh that was deserved just for the DBS Goku pfp

[split haven]

Final chance

[viscid jacinth]

@gentle steppe lucid dreams yet?

[split haven]

Stop

[viral epoch]

I despise dbs wholeheartedly

[dense cloud]

@fading roost

[split haven]

Ok

He banned

[torpid rune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48h57PspBec this was my latest video

[split haven]

Finally

[low sable]

Its probably gona be a softer pushment

[fresh wind]

no self-promotion please

[low sable]

Like getting muted

[gentle steppe]

Nop for me the biggest challenge is to clear my mind random thoughts keep hitting me and i fell asleep without thinking of lucid dreaming even if i manage to sleep with the thought of lucid dream i can't wake up early

[zealous cedar]

Whats a good board and pieces combination easy on the eyes

[torpid rune]

ok mod sir im sorry

[dense cloud]

@fresh wind this mf is insulting everyone family in egyptian languagge

[low sable]

He's not banned dude
At least not yet

[gentle steppe]

Bro sent the vid of Mrbeast

[upbeat viper]

I TOed him already

[split haven]

Bro speaking Shasha

[torpid rune]

iam mr beast

[viral epoch]

Ew toes

[split haven]

He should be

[torpid rune]

ya have o belive me

[dense cloud]

fr?

[torpid rune]

yes

[gentle steppe]

Sure thing fellow

[viral epoch]

Mr best buy gib money

[dense cloud]

u promise?

[spare roost]

Who

[torpid rune]

yes

im filming a video rn

[split haven]

Ok isnt someone sir

[gentle steppe]

💀💀💀

[split haven]

💀

[low sable]

That doesn't really work tho
You just look like an idiot

[split haven]

💀 💀 💀

[patent dock]

why everyone here got a rainbow

[stone shell]

hi

[patent dock]

so many toasters its crazy

[spare roost]

What

[split haven]

That homophobic guy named Wolf like an Npc

[viscid jacinth]

@gentle steppe are u gonna do yoga tommorow

[low sable]

Not everyone
Cough cough me

[viscid jacinth]

In school

[split haven]

Pride month

[spare roost]

That’s dumb

[split haven]

Ok?

[spare roost]

We should have a month for straight people

[split haven]

Thanks for your input

[split haven]

Agreed but I dont make the rules🤷‍♂️

[spare roost]

I’m serious though

[gentle steppe]

Nnnoo

[spare roost]

Let’s pick November

[split haven]

August is Straight month

[low sable]

That you do not do forchanetly lol

I probably spelled that wrong

[split haven]

But november is already taken as a montg

[spare roost]

I don’t see straight flags in streets on august though

[lusty citrus]

hello there

[spare roost]

What is montg

[split haven]

Month

[spare roost]

Damn my bad

Let’s retake it then

[split haven]

You dont know how to spell fortunately?

[low sable]

Now I do

:0

[split haven]

No. I was saying august is the NEW straight month

[spare roost]

Why do you even have a us president as pfp

[north spear]

Yo

[spare roost]

Too close to June

[north spear]

How to get a fide rating

[low sable]

Just to seem like a smart well mannered gent

[spare roost]

Let’s take November

[spare roost]

Fair enough

[split haven]

But november is already taken as a month

[unique marlin]

HELP

[low sable]

Thought Thomas Jefferson was a slave holder as well so maybe I should have done Theadore Roosevelt

[unique marlin]

SOMEONE HELP

[spare roost]

Who and what took it

[unique marlin]

is it not weird that my dad has more games played + more wins than daniel narodiyski, magnus carlsen, hikaru nakamura (top 3 bullet players) all combined?

[spare roost]

No

[zealous cedar]

Whats a good board and pieces combination easy on the eyes

[split haven]

Slave holder? You mean slave owner?💀

[lusty willow]

🤣🤣

[low sable]

Same difference

[languid olive]

Hi

[spare roost]

Same difference? 💀

[low sable]

Yes 💀

Ppl say that all the time

[spare roost]

Did u mean same thing?

[split haven]

Bro 12💀

[low sable]

Or maybe just my family

[high gazelle]

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner

[low sable]

Yes lol

[lusty willow]

Young boy

[sacred sigil]

Hi can someone check out this dude's profile ( Patchyboyz)

[spare roost]

No

[languid olive]

New in server

[sacred sigil]

Pls guys let me know if he's cheating

[low sable]

Do you mean themes?
I just use glass

[split haven]

What? You spying on your boyfriend? And even more surprising, you're gay?

[sacred sigil]

I'm not gay but ok

I'm straight af I even have a gf

Heh

[spare roost]

Very surprising

[split haven]

Thats what they all say

[sacred sigil]

Nah y'all wrong

@split haven ok I'm gay

[spare roost]

R u gay?

[low sable]

Oddly defensive of you 🧐

[split haven]

Maybe

[spare roost]

Wdym maybe

[sacred sigil]

I kiss the homies

[split haven]

WTF

[split haven]

Im gay

[sacred sigil]

By the myth the legend johnny

[low sable]

😂

[split haven]

<@&745328830649991179>

[spare roost]

Fr

[sacred sigil]

NAHH

[spare roost]

Ban if you ask me

[low sable]

Bro that's mad funny don't be like that

[sacred sigil]

I am gay that is my right

[split haven]

Yea

[sacred sigil]

Are u homophobic

[split haven]

Im not listening to a 12 year old

[spare roost]

He literally has pride flag

[sacred sigil]

<@&809538024865923100> @split haven he's being homophobic

Pls I don't feel safe why bro

[upbeat viper]

only one ping is enough

[dawn sky]

@primal shore

[upbeat viper]

and don't ping server manager

[spare roost]

R u right in the head?

[sacred sigil]

He told me to k*ll myself

[split haven]

You cant just @ the server manager. You can get timed out for that

[spare roost]

If u can’t ping them then why have the option to ping them

[sacred sigil]

Wtf

@spare roost LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[low sable]

I'm not 12
You only say that because I used a term you've never heard of
Not even a valid reason

[spare roost]

*vaLid reason

[upbeat viper]

I don't know I'm not server admin

[low sable]

Ik dude I already change it
Slow

[split haven]

Listen here you half bent neckbeard. I see you getting banned in the future just for being insufferable

[upbeat viper]

I can't rank

[spare roost]

Btw who’s the guy in the pfp

[upbeat viper]

lel no

I can't remember all the bans

and that's kinda private idk

[split haven]

My great Grandfather

[spare roost]

If you talking about mutes it’s me

[split haven]

Im german

I know

[low sable]

I see I see I see
What are you a psychic

[split haven]

No? What?

[spare roost]

He is German bruv

Very funny

[split haven]

Hello

[spare roost]

He is trolling bro don’t waste your time

[crisp marsh]

hi

[spare roost]

P..Penaldo?

It’s me pessi

[crisp marsh]

imagine losing to Saudi Arabia

[split haven]

Suuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[tepid panther]

Anyone into math rock? Chon go hard

[spare roost]

I’m a Messi hater myself

[sweet jasper]

wann play a game ?

[crisp marsh]

oh

[split haven]

Math rock?

[tepid panther]

It's like a jazzy rock

[spare roost]

How do you say water in Turkish?

[crisp marsh]

su

[spare roost]

Wait u know

[upbeat viper]

stop spamming

[spare roost]

That’s nice

[split haven]

Im into Crocodile rock.... Not math rock

[low sable]

Are they a bad team or something I don't really watch soccer

[spare roost]

We’re just doing some banter

[split haven]

siuu

[crisp marsh]

they really are

[spare roost]

Is having fun illegal?

[split haven]

Its actually called Football

[tepid panther]

How is that fun ☠️

[upbeat viper]

full capsing isn't fun

[crisp marsh]

yeah

[spare roost]

Like I said it’s just banter

[split haven]

HELLO GUYS

[crisp marsh]

suiiii just gives 100% dopamine

[upbeat viper]

[split haven]

Frog

[low sable]

I prefer to call it soccer
Cut me some slack tho I'm American

[tepid panther]

Your fun might be up, but your syndrome is down

[low sable]

Oh I replied to the person

[spare roost]

So ur American and u can’t speak English,interesting

[split haven]

Outta pocket

[tepid panther]

Didn't mean to do him like that lmfao

[upbeat viper]

btw @split haven who's the guy on your profile pic

[low sable]

That doesn't even correlate
Americans call football soccer
It's not that bad of a thing

[crisp marsh]

your esteem might be up, but your iq is down

[spare roost]

Don’t make fun of people with Down syndrome

Your mom might get offended

[spare roost]

No it’s the fact that u tried to spell fortunately like forchanetly

[split haven]

My great Grandpa

[tepid panther]

Dude facts

[split haven]

I will change it if you want, @upbeat viper

[tepid panther]

She wouldn't, but my dad would

[low sable]

Dude you suckin my d at this point

[spare roost]

Why is your dad making fun of himself

[low sable]

Like that was a while ago was it not

[crisp marsh]

bro i was just saying suiiiii and it escalated too far

[upbeat viper]

give me the true name of the guy

[spare roost]

It was like 30 minutes ago

[upbeat viper]

if that's some ww2 related thing yes, change it

[spare roost]

Ur not American just admit it

[upbeat viper]

hmm

[split haven]

Changed

[upbeat viper]

yep change

[split haven]

What?

[upbeat viper]

change again

[low sable]

Right
A while ago

[restive storm]

Bruh

[spare roost]

.

[low sable]

Wait what?
What led you to that

You say I'm not American

[spare roost]

Correcto

[low sable]

Wild

[spare roost]

Why did you lock my man out

[upbeat viper]

can't let him have that profile pic

[ionic canyon]

Hiii

[spare roost]

I bet that my profile pic is worse

[upbeat viper]

nop

[spare roost]

Don’t u know the guy

[crisp marsh]

bros message got deleted because he said Andrew tate

[tepid panther]

Who is Hans lammers?

[ionic canyon]

Lol yeah

[orchid thistle]

i try to act cool but a moth be makin me shit nyself

[lavish scaffold]

[spare roost]

It’s pessi bro

[ionic canyon]

We can't support Andrew tate here right?

[spare roost]

No

[orchid thistle]

what is there to support of him

[ionic canyon]

Ok fair enough
Can we support Russia?

[orchid thistle]

he was doing actual human trafficking

[spare roost]

No

[crisp marsh]

he’s based

[lavish scaffold]

The Andrew tate gambit

[tepid panther]

Oh nice

[crisp marsh]

proof

[ionic canyon]

Ok
Can we support lgtv?

[orchid thistle]

mf what 💀

[spare roost]

Actually you’re forced to support it

[orchid thistle]

he went to jail

[bright glade]

for someone named r_doffus fan you are asking very interesting questions

[spare roost]

Otherwise you get banned

[bright glade]

no you're not

[tepid panther]

Sarcasm mate

[bright glade]

there's a middle ground as well

[ionic canyon]

I love l of lgtv

[bright glade]

like me, i really dont care

[ionic canyon]

I always support them by watching them in full hd

[lavish scaffold]

[spare roost]

When you enter this server you have to type “I love lgbtq and I support it completely with all my heart” just to enter the server

[ionic canyon]

Wtf

[spare roost]

It was added with pride month

[orchid thistle]

so what

[ionic canyon]

Bro you are joking

[spare roost]

No I’m not

Yo who’s deleting

[ionic canyon]

Moderator should i stoP?

[upbeat viper]

no gender talk

[spare roost]

Can’t we talk about how much we appreciate the lgbtq pride movement

[orchid thistle]

tf

[grim edge]

im a male

[spare roost]

But anyways we move on

[bright glade]

"you cant delete messages"

deletes message
based af

[orchid thistle]

whyd you delete my message lmao i was talking to guylo

idiot ☠️

[ionic canyon]

Can we talk abt anything else?

[spare roost]

What for example

[grim edge]

you

[orchid thistle]

shit im boutta be timed out huh

[ionic canyon]

Like cricket or clash of clans

[long zealot]

Hello My chessians

[spare roost]

Both dead

[ionic canyon]

Or why right wing is rising alot

[orchid thistle]

i solemnly swear i wont do it again im sorry

[grim edge]

i have history w this server so ill be nice and not get banned

[ionic canyon]

Saddest part of my life

[ionic canyon]

Tbh i will do the same

[low sable]

Hopefully this doesn't become a thing

[orchid thistle]

do you know someone named bella by chance

[spare roost]

Who are you

[grim edge]

maybe

[orchid thistle]

yes or no

[grim edge]

chickaru

[low sable]

Chessians 🤮

[deft dust]

sup

[grim edge]

no

[ionic canyon]

I never heard of it let's change topic

[split haven]

Im back

[tepid panther]

I was a Jeff Gordon fan

Before he retired

[orchid thistle]

couldve said that first

[ionic canyon]

Ok lets talk about holy books

[orchid thistle]

no need to be extra

[spare roost]

That took a while

[ionic canyon]

If that's allowed

[spare roost]

No religious talk

[grim edge]

i know a few bellas

[ionic canyon]

Can we talk abt science?

[split haven]

No

[spare roost]

That’s banned aswell

[tidal scaffold]

what did bro mean by this

[orchid thistle]

nobody is talking about chess rn be honest

[split haven]

Chess is the only thing we talk about

[neon musk]

Guess the elo of the player playing black

[split haven]

4

[orchid thistle]

300

[deft dust]

500

[rare scroll]

anyone 1v1?

[deft dust]

at best

[ionic canyon]

Bro i play that for 12 hours a day

[split haven]

me

[ionic canyon]

Isn't this offensive

[neon musk]

The answer is: ||1991||

[split haven]

Quiet child

[spare roost]

Nah

[orchid thistle]

no shot

[low sable]

Look like he's playing the Scandinavian so that's a help

[ionic canyon]

So universal facts are allowed?

[spare roost]

Of course not

[neon musk]

Nah, that was a Dutch

[neon musk]

With 2. Bg5

[split haven]

You are 12 stop acting smart

[spare roost]

That’s offensive to the flat earth community

[ionic canyon]

Can we talk abt Pokemons ?

[ionic canyon]

Bro pls hide your IP address

[split haven]

No. Chess only

[low sable]

Damn c6 threw me off

[spare roost]

Why

[split haven]

12yo

[low sable]

Why are so threatened by me?

[ionic canyon]

I just not want to get banned

[orchid thistle]

which one yo favorite

[ionic canyon]

Gengar

[low sable]

Replying to me twice saying the exact same thing

[spare roost]

Do you want me to explain the rules

[ionic canyon]

Alakazam

[orchid thistle]

not again bruh

[ionic canyon]

Blastroise

[ionic canyon]

Yes

[orchid thistle]

gengar is the most overrate pokemon

[split haven]

Im not threatened. Im just confused to why a 12yo is in a chess server

[bright glade]

no its not

[orchid thistle]

screw gengar and screw alakazam

[ionic canyon]

No bruh it's amazing

[spare roost]

You can’t take a joke can you

[orchid thistle]

gengar sucks

[pliant pike]

have you played anything further than gen 1

[orchid thistle]

what can gengar do bro what can he do

[bright glade]

your jokes are shit

[ionic canyon]

Damage fire 🔥🔥

[spare roost]

You don’t even make jokes

Your just boring

[orchid thistle]

ditto is easily best pokemon

[ionic canyon]

Infernape

[low sable]

Don't think about it to much

[bright glade]

im not the one trying to make jokes, you are

[upbeat viper]

and that's better

[ionic canyon]

Trash

[orchid thistle]

ditto is as strong as arceus

[pliant pike]

ah thank god

[lament jacinth]

Heyy guysss

[spare roost]

Why can’t we even have fun

[ionic canyon]

Bro i understood your knowledge

[orchid thistle]

shut up liya

[pliant pike]

I thought I found a genwunner

[upbeat viper]

hey Liya

[spare roost]

Missed you ngl

[ionic canyon]

Sceptile

[bright glade]

oh no you think im boring oh nooo

[split haven]

@bright glade when you make a joke

[lament jacinth]

That is a lie 💀

[spare roost]

That’s not an excuse to be boring though

[pliant pike]

I like that too
Mega sceptile 👍

[spare roost]

And some people find my jokes funny, I don’t care if u don’t

[orchid thistle]

gurantula

[upbeat viper]

not necessarily

[bright glade]

you do care tho, you called me boring and tried to argue against me

if you didnt care you'd never have engaged in conversation with me

[ionic canyon]

Which Pokemon is most overrated according to you?

[edgy imp]

well done to him for spotting that after knight takes, castling is forced checkmate as then, white can play any move. then rd8, white is forced to defend the pawn. rd5 which threatens the pawn on f5, white is forced to respond. rb5, bishop cant take as knight is gaurding. then the rook asks the rook and queen to move kindly, the white queen goes to e2 which allows for a forced mate on b1

[upbeat viper]

Guylo /10

[ionic canyon]

I think greninja

[spare roost]

And you responded to my messages so you showed you are caring about it aswell

[ionic canyon]

Anyone Beyblade fan(Kai or Gary fan)

[pliant pike]

Freaking Charizard

[wicked gorge]

<@&745328830649991179> someone is advertising in my dms

[bright glade]

im not the one claiming to not care either..

[ionic canyon]

Agreed

[spare roost]

They just hate people who tell the truth

[split haven]

Dont get your panties all mixed up

[upbeat viper]

send DM about it

[pliant pike]

every god damn generation they make a new Charizard form

[ionic canyon]

Bro i just asked your chess.com username

[bright glade]

..what truth?

[spare roost]

What

[upbeat viper]

which is undefined

[ionic canyon]

True

[split haven]

Stop arguing

[ionic canyon]

One of the reason to hate pokemon

[spare roost]

Care to take this to dm

I wanna stop arguing

[ionic canyon]

What abt beybalde

[orchid thistle]

beyblade is better then pokemon

[bright glade]

no, i dont care that much

[split haven]

Take screenshots of the argument

[spare roost]

Fax

[lament jacinth]

There's so much irony in that sentence

[orchid thistle]

the anime and the game

[ionic canyon]

Kai 🔥🔥

[low sable]

I'm pretty sure you said that wrong

[spare roost]

Thought so,Anyways we move on

[split haven]

Agreed

[ionic canyon]

I didn't played Beyblade game online

[orchid thistle]

hey because they didnt

[split haven]

Fight, fight, fight!

[spare roost]

Nah even if u got me muted for a week i still don’t hate you

[orchid thistle]

its more fun and anybody cna understand it

[grim edge]

Ping me when motzu online @viral epoch

[spare roost]

Why would I? What’s it to me

[orchid thistle]

whos motzu

[grim edge]

yikes

[lament jacinth]

I got u muted for a week?

[drowsy jacinth]

Helu

[orchid thistle]

@grim edge mitzu here

[spare roost]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Stfu killua

[orchid thistle]

it isnt even killua no more delusional ah

[low sable]

Hello squid game character

[grim edge]

Stfu bing chillin

yikes

When tf did this chat turn racist

[drowsy jacinth]

WHATCHA WANT BINGGG CHILLIN

[orchid thistle]

its derrik rose lmao

[grim edge]

idk and im gone

[grim edge]

Is pride pawn role given to queers?

[low sable]

Depends when was chess created

[drowsy jacinth]

Hi, some old dude I don't know

[pliant pike]

certified canon event

[neon musk]

Guys, that's not a real 1990
6 games ever played and this was the first loss

[split haven]

<@&745328830649991179> racism

[grim edge]

For the last time, chess is not racist.