💬〡general-off-topic

[mild apex]

afm doesnt count?

[glossy radish]

im a BM give me free diamond now

[orchid thistle]

600

[mild apex]

[old thistle]

They are a joke to be fair

[sacred sigil]

Eternal bruh like half the server is cheating u'll get there one day

[old thistle]

But at least NM counts

[rigid meteor]

whats ur puzzle elo now on chess.com

[balmy rampart]

just become a woman and you get diamond easy

[void ginkgo]

https://play.chess.com/UvRWE

[orchid thistle]

why do they have woman gm and normal gm

[glossy radish]

scippy i have a serious question but ion think its appropriate to ask here

[orchid thistle]

why not just gm

[balmy rampart]

because there's a special women title called "DM", the Dishes Master

[woeful steeple]

[sonic pine]

whats ur elo

[orchid thistle]

LMAO

[void ginkgo]

WOAH

[orchid thistle]

dm is craazy

[old thistle]

You can ask me in DMs too if you want

[lament jacinth]

NOOO DONT TRUST HIM EITJ UR INFO HE LL EAT IT AND USE IT AGAINST U

[old thistle]

You are the ony who DMed me

[cinder trout]

😦

[orchid thistle]

[unborn bronze]

hi

[balmy rampart]

it's higher than GM

[lament jacinth]

RHAHHHHHH

[cinder trout]

😏

[sonic pine]

@lament jacinth wanna play

[lament jacinth]

Sob

[orchid thistle]

yall every snort seasonings

[lament jacinth]

NO WAY

😭

[fiery tiger]

elo?

[orchid thistle]

one time i snorted tea leaves and i coughed them out

[cinder trout]

How to get trusted role

[stable jungle]

@cinder trout connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[sonic pine]

... do /profile

[glossy radish]

OKAY I WONT DM HIM

[fiery tiger]

nah i can just give you the link

[lament jacinth]

HORRAYYY

[orchid thistle]

do / trust but you gonna wait like a week

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> akazaisuppermooon3

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Rapid: 1209 (1343 peak)
Blitz: 1018

[rigid meteor]

Whats yall puzzle rating

[glossy radish]

lower than my iq

[cinder trout]

☹️

[sonic pine]

800 (BORING)

[orchid thistle]

ik

[fiery tiger]

nah

[rigid meteor]

can't be that bad

[fiery tiger]

https://play.chess.com/aoYYv

[rigid meteor]

whats ur elo

[glossy radish]

@grim edge its higher than incho's iq tho

[sonic pine]

what mode

[fiery tiger]

15 min

[lament jacinth]

@glossy radish has 1800 IQ

[rigid meteor]

any

[sonic pine]

2300 blitz 1700 rapid 1500 bullet

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 579 (623 peak)
Blitz: 186 (276 peak)
Bullet: 322 (486 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zaktabits

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Rapid: 1875 (1875 peak)
Blitz: 2317 (2330 peak)
Bullet: 1407 (1748 peak)

[lament jacinth]

1400 bullet

[rigid meteor]

u tying abt puzzle rating?

[glossy radish]

meow??

[sonic pine]

dont rub it in lmao

[upbeat viper]

I see

[glossy radish]

@grim edge pb?

[fiery tiger]

@sonic pine here is the link also sorry for tagging you https://play.chess.com/aoYYv

[mild apex]

2394 i think, i reached 2400 and tilted

[glossy radish]

bast the one piece trailer is shit

[lament jacinth]

Why are some people like thay 😭 I beat my fide master friend in bullet every time. But I'm rapid or blitz im dead

[sonic pine]

nah i want to gain elo

[glossy radish]

the new one

[upbeat viper]

📓

[glossy radish]

puzzle battle - pb

[fiery tiger]

whats elo

[mild apex]

993 puzzles....

[glossy radish]

okey

[upbeat viper]

could have been worse v

[cinder trout]

Rating I think

[glossy radish]

its just ass

[sonic pine]

rating

[orchid thistle]

the one piece live trailor couldnt be worse

[glossy radish]

im going to cry bc of it

[orchid thistle]

chopper looks like et 😭

[clever gust]

Is 65% winrate in puzzles good?

[rigid meteor]

is 1400 a good puzzle rating for a 850?

[cinder trout]

Is that a cow?

[upbeat viper]

[fiery tiger]

so you can still face me

[upbeat viper]

normal

[mild apex]

bast, is the new transformer movie streamed in france?

[harsh barn]

i like boys

[orchid thistle]

real

[glossy radish]

its a bison, theres a difference

[cinder trout]

Depends

[fiery tiger]

and get just get elo if you win

[lament jacinth]

Average

[mild apex]

ye

[upbeat viper]

wut idk

[glossy radish]

@grim edge ION SEE IT SHUSH

[cinder trout]

How much protein tho?

[sonic pine]

trying the pirc defense rn is it good?

[mild apex]

get 2000 for higher win rate in battles

[glossy radish]

prob less than a cow

[mild apex]

u dunno the new transformer movie?

[clever gust]

Im 1900-2000 puzzles, 1220-1270 rapid

[upbeat viper]

idc about movies now

too old

[fiery tiger]

if you want to lose in chess by me click this link https://play.chess.com/PMy11

[cinder trout]

Damn but I would still smash ngl😏

[mild apex]

get young

[glossy radish]

@grim edge loser

[upbeat viper]

can't 🧓

[rigid meteor]

ok

[halcyon glade]

I didn't see that

[glossy radish]

oncho how quit

[old thistle]

Almost any opening is good if you know what you are doing

[fiery tiger]

who wanna play

[halcyon glade]

@old thistle what's ur elo

[mild apex]

qxe4, nxe6, qxe6, re1.....

[cinder trout]

👋

[mild apex]

how incho timed? direct swear?

[fiery tiger]

https://play.chess.com/PMy11

[sonic pine]

well im winning so good so far

[old thistle]

I already talked to him and NK for an hour this morning

[fiery tiger]

wait

[old thistle]

About 1900

[mild apex]

like how he got timed?

[halcyon glade]

The engine saw too many lines

[cinder trout]

Amateur

[old thistle]

He sweared and got many warnings before

[tropic pawn]

helo

[mild apex]

u r <1000

[tropic pawn]

my elo is 151

[cinder trout]

Doesn't change the fact that I am better

[mild apex]

just a normal swear?

[fiery tiger]

i made wrong move

[halcyon glade]

That was not even the best there was a super dirty line

[cinder trout]

Chess talk better ngl

[fiery tiger]

@cinder trout imma dm it to you

[halcyon glade]

Noice

[mild apex]

who can check my msg count?

[old thistle]

He already got locked out once here and I hope he learns

[old thistle]

6.729

[grim edge]

its terrible (im 300 elo)

[mild apex]

yeet, nearly 7k

once 10k msg, imma bride fots

[old thistle]

💀

[balmy rampart]

back on 600

[bright glade]

you can do it yourself

[glossy radish]

@grim edge aeigohraoaj

[mild apex]

lazy

[rigid meteor]

cap

[glossy radish]

._.

[cinder trout]

Omg I am so proud of you I knew you could do it 💪💪💪

[cloud panther]

hey guys

[sonic pine]

what is up with the blitz queue

[cloud panther]

im new to chess.com

[sonic pine]

i only get 1000 or 600 players

[cinder trout]

Hi

[sonic pine]

where are the other 2000 blitz

[cloud panther]

wanna play?

[grim edge]

wym cap lmao

[digital kayak]

Lol i made someone so mad

[cinder trout]

Cap

[viscid jacinth]

Heheheha

[sonic pine]

gg

[old thistle]

@digital phoenix This might be a good opponent for you

[cloud panther]

whom are u talking to bro?

[digital kayak]

They were being an asshole because they lost and I have them crap for it

[stone quiver]

Morning gentlemen

[mild apex]

time to grind lichess puzzles

[balmy rampart]

@sacred sigil #848546259354517514

[mild apex]

bai

[digital kayak]

If you can’t take it don’t dish it out

[old thistle]

Bye

[sacred sigil]

Yeh k gimme a sec

[grim edge]

mods having humour Rarity chance:

000000.1 percent

[viscid jacinth]

How dare you assume my gender

[cloud panther]

bruh its 15:17 here

[halcyon glade]

😂

[cinder trout]

I am trash and you are hawking so nah

[grim edge]

wsg man

[cinder trout]

11:47 here

[stone quiver]

gentlemen is common word used for audience

[digital kayak]

Cry me a river

[viscid jacinth]

0.1 percent means the same

[cloud panther]

where are u?

[grim edge]

[cinder trout]

Small planet called earth

[lament jacinth]

Ladies and gentlemen 😋

[sacred sigil]

.

[viscid jacinth]

No they say ladies and gentlemen

[cloud panther]

rbuh

BRUH

[stone quiver]

what about the rest

[viscid jacinth]

They know there are karens out there

[grim edge]

omg we have so much in common!11!!!1!!!!!!

[digital kayak]

Surely you aren’t even mad

[lament jacinth]

Guys ran rhy is a lady u should know better

[cloud panther]

ANYONE WANNA PLAY NOW?

[grim edge]

@viscid jacinth slay

[cinder trout]

😏

[digital kayak]

Like I hope this person is joking

[stone quiver]

Hello Arthur morgan

[balmy rampart]

guys did you knew, if you said something racist a scary character called "scipio" will find you in your sleep

[torn rune]

[digital kayak]

If not they live a sad existence

[viscid jacinth]

I am mad 🤬🤬🤬

[grim edge]

fr

[sacred sigil]

.

[stone quiver]

Do u like the song ram ranch Arthur Morgan

[grim edge]

get well soon

[flat gyro]

💀

[cloud panther]

OH

[cinder trout]

Hello

[viscid jacinth]

Oh wait

I know you

[digital kayak]

How about you get over yourself

Need a tissue?

I still doubt this guy is serious

[viscid jacinth]

SymbioteToast is kinda a name i heard before

[viscid jacinth]

Bruh i am not

[digital kayak]

Had a feeling

[viscid jacinth]

Is that really not obvious

[stone quiver]

It's one of those random ahh names apps give u when u download it

[digital kayak]

I’ve met some crazy people so I’m not even surprised anymore

[shadow night]

bro dislikes his position

[viscid jacinth]

Ok be glad you just met another one

Hmm

[grim edge]

and i sacrificed THE QUEEEEEEEN

[sonic pine]

what theme is that

[tropic pawn]

and you blunder* the queen

[grim edge]

the pieces or the background

[grim edge]

🥶

[tropic pawn]

me and the guy who doesn't take my blundered queen

[grim edge]

im gay

[charred surge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/913246742407938143/939893018465550336/grab_goos.gif

[torn rune]

[charred surge]

[grim edge]

why is eveyone making fun of me

ok "osama"

[queen canyon]

just dont be gay

[queen canyon]

osama is dangerous

[charred surge]

my names actually osama

and u might think that some ppl hate me for it

[grim edge]

sus

[charred surge]

but its actually good. i dont like americans, and this name scares them away

[grim edge]

9/11 typa shit

[charred surge]

😎

[grim edge]

its funny

[sonic pine]

everyones fav opening?

[charred surge]

but he didnt do that

[charred surge]

vienna gambit on top

[steady echo]

d

[undone dove]

No, but I’m at home with no perms to play chess

[undone dove]

Marshall Attack

[sonic pine]

why would we get offended

we'd just ignore you

[grim edge]

catalan

[sonic pine]

oh we live in the same spot nice

after this playing a blitz game

[woeful steeple]

Because the is gay

[charred surge]

w dubai homies

[grim edge]

will allah send me to hell?

[sonic pine]

im in abu dhabi but close enough

[queen canyon]

then stop telling people to support lgbt when they dont want to

[charred surge]

yes

[woeful steeple]

Because the car is gay

[sonic pine]

its 5 mins my guy is still thinking

[undone dove]

Challenges to do

[grim edge]

thats homophobic

[charred surge]

ok then im homophobic :)

[covert frigate]

Hi

[undone dove]

Yeah, but then it’s homophobia and modern society hates it

[sonic pine]

its not homophobic its religious

[charred surge]

bro shut up

[glossy radish]

💀

[queen canyon]

hating homophobics is homophobicsophobia

[glossy radish]

<@&745328830649991179>

[charred surge]

frfr

[sonic pine]

idk about you but we dont run up to lgbt people and bully them for no reason

[glossy radish]

kinda done with this shit

[woeful steeple]

Because that's good

[covert frigate]

Humans have free will as this life is a test

[grim edge]

???

[sonic pine]

what

[grim edge]

im so confused rn

[tropic pawn]

he?

[queen canyon]

why are people talking about gayism here anyways

[tropic pawn]

i though it didn't have gender

[sonic pine]

bro half this discord is islam (including me) are you tryin gto start a riot

[charred surge]

dude this guy is trolling also shut up dont talk about allah like that

[undone dove]

Yea

[covert frigate]

where do you live, I wanna throw a party at your house.

[pliant pike]

what the hell did I walk into

[grim edge]

real

[cinder trout]

<@&745328830649991179> threat

[sonic pine]

LMAo

[queen canyon]

thats offensive to islams

[glossy radish]

moo

[undone dove]

Oh ok, I thought he was fr

[sonic pine]

yeah

[grim edge]

wtf? <@&745328830649991179>

[tropic pawn]

there is several islams?

[upbeat viper]

stop pinging

[queen canyon]

also 2 people said god is gay (im christian) thats extremely offensive

[covert frigate]

<@&745328830649991179> racism

[upbeat viper]

I'm on it (and probably another mod)

[balmy rampart]

lol

[fiery tiger]

can someone tell me if i can beat magnus carlson?

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[undone dove]

Yeah, Shia and Sunni

[glossy radish]

hi b

[grim edge]

thats so messed up bro

no way someone said allah allows pedophillia

[undone dove]

It mislead me

[upbeat viper]

no promotion

[queen canyon]

thats messed up

[upbeat viper]

moreover when it's a weird extension

[sonic pine]

they did.

YO YO I SAW THAT

[upbeat viper]

no religious talk

[undone dove]

Kk

[sonic pine]

ok!

[grim edge]

we know bro

[upbeat viper]

I timed out those people

[sonic pine]

lmao 1984

[raw frigate]

fr tho

[undone dove]

Can I still talk

Good I can

[nimble niche]

What have brilliant moves become?

[bright glade]

sacrifice material + one of best moves = brilliant

[grim edge]

easiest brilliant ive ever seen 💀

[sonic pine]

Sacrifice a piece + top 3 move on stockfish is brilliant

[undone dove]

What’s the point, just not losing to Rg1 with a check?

[glossy radish]

gnight people

[shadow night]

How my opponent felt after this move:

[nimble niche]

This is definitely not a top 3 engine move

[undone dove]

Brilliant

[dusky rain]

I have an urged feeling to type an entire song in Ukrainian and Bulgarian here, I just want to

[bright glade]

yes

[sonic pine]

yeah okay fair enough

[dusky rain]

I will probably get banned

[cinder trout]

Then do it

[sonic pine]

(with some exceptions)

[undone dove]

Could be

[sonic pine]

almost done gotta mate this kid

[dusky rain]

Already did it yesterday

[sonic pine]

or he resigns

[nimble niche]

Kh8 is the only winning move

[shadow night]

bruh you straight up losing

[dusky rain]

And I got a warning😭

[sonic pine]

nvm he lost on time

[undone dove]

Not that hard to know, ngl

[dusky rain]

What do yall think about Edgar Allan Poe

[shadow night]

Who?

[undone dove]

Good writer

[sonic pine]

GO BACK TO LITERATURE

[sonic pine]

he is based i love the tell tale heart and some of his poems

[dusky rain]

Your illiteracy is immensfull

[undone dove]

Yeah fr, how does someone not know Poe

[undone dove]

I like the Raven

[sonic pine]

same

[dusky rain]

I really like his work

[shadow night]

Who is it though?

[cinder trout]

Pigeon clear

[undone dove]

American poet and writer

[dusky rain]

Edgar Allan Poe was a writer

[cinder trout]

Overrated

[sonic pine]

agreed

[shadow night]

Whats a writer?

I am from Algeria*

[dusky rain]

Not true

[nimble niche]

Still theory lmao

[cinder trout]

Proof?

[dusky rain]

My word is enough proof

He was a genius

[undone dove]

Phone Browser chess.com💀

[shadow night]

how to get 2000 in 20 minutes?

[cinder trout]

So basically trust me bro 🤓

[sonic pine]

stockfish

[raw frigate]

sign up as 2000

[shadow night]

I need real tips

[nimble niche]

Multiple premoves is more important than the user interface

[dusky rain]

Not truest me because I'm right, I am always right

[undone dove]

Blitz or bullet player?

[nimble niche]

Both but more blitz

[dusky rain]

Go to any country except algeria

[undone dove]

I don’t think multiple premoves are important in 3|2

[lusty citrus]

hello

[dusky rain]

You are legit the first Algerian person that I have ever met

[shadow night]

But Algeria has best chess players

[cinder trout]

Looks like a cap to me

[dusky rain]

Name 3

[undone dove]

No? Name one

[shadow night]

Me

[dusky rain]

Looks don't matter, its what is inside that really counts💀

[undone dove]

Ok 1000

[shadow night]

wanna game?

[undone dove]

Can’t

[shadow night]

[cinder trout]

Inside you is even bigger cap 💀

[undone dove]

Imagine no Asian parents

[dusky rain]

Nah

[shadow night]

won't they be happy you playing chess?

[cinder trout]

Yes

[dusky rain]

IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLEE

[undone dove]

no?

[neon musk]

Hi everyone

[dusky rain]

That call there self Arthur morgan

[latent pebble]

What

[undone dove]

They think I should write essays or do maths

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/mikeohearn-gif-9467924472242763968

[cinder trout]

What 💀

[shadow night]

magine

[undone dove]

It’s good, I want to be a politician when I grow up so I need to tryhard

[shadow night]

what country?

singapore probs

[dusky rain]

Im just gonna join a server pretend not to know English and get myself banned

[shadow night]

[dusky rain]

Let's do lichess server

[undone dove]

Australia, but I’m gonna move to China at 18

[neon musk]

Omg, it's just unreal to find an opponent for an unrated 15+10 game on chess.com at my level

[dusky rain]

Does lichess have a discord

[lusty citrus]

speak french in lichess

[undone dove]

Yea

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-happy-thug-hunter-excited-gif-25182939

[upbeat viper]

there is

[lusty citrus]

what is your level

[dusky rain]

I speak in either Maltese or serbian

[neon musk]

1900

[nimble niche]

I play 3+0

[lusty citrus]

doesnt match srry

[undone dove]

we would abandon them for going there tho

[clever gust]

Fun fact: gothams servers has 300k more members then this

[undone dove]

Fun fact, Levy’s server deals courses

[upbeat viper]

fun fact : you only have 1 channel if you're not a gotham sub there

[clever gust]

Fr tho

[shadow night]

Read username 1100- 3200

[pine isle]

hii

[old thistle]

Wth

[dusky rain]

Guys I joined their server but it's dead

[old thistle]

Hi

[clever gust]

Hahaha

[undone dove]

Read elo role

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> clean_ig

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Rapid: 1632 (1632 peak)

[upbeat viper]

maybe a timed out guy coming with an alt to annoy us ?

[undone dove]

Yeah

[dusky rain]

The lichess server is dead

[upbeat viper]

[pine isle]

sup

[clever gust]

Yeah

[old thistle]

"fun"

[clever gust]

Newbie, wanna play?

[shadow night]

Yeah 1100-3200

[undone dove]

I wonder why? Can’t be chess.com is better

[upbeat viper]

whatever

[bright glade]

me beating up chess beginners to make me feel like i know how to play

[upbeat viper]

[undone dove]

In your roles, not the one you assigned

[pine isle]

uhmm can we play after 5 minutes cuz i just came back from school

[shadow night]

How look at that

[clever gust]

Alright

[undone dove]

Click on your profile

[dusky rain]

Chess. Com is better

Which server shall I join then

[shadow night]

K I see my name and 1100-3200

[undone dove]

we only trust cc roles

[dusky rain]

I'll join and say zdravo

[clever gust]

Frank server

[dusky rain]

HE HAS ONE?

[shadow night]

Algeria 1#

[clever gust]

Yes

[undone dove]

Guys should I join LC server and talk about how LC is so trash, Chess.com is so good?

[latent pebble]

no that’s scummy

[clever gust]

Nah

[undone dove]

Lasanga was gonna do talk crap in Genshin server

[clever gust]

I still use lichess for learning openings, it got free explorer

We all do, right?

[shadow night]

Is it against the rules to create 50+ accounts to do multiple lessons?

[latent pebble]

That’s based

[latent pebble]

I use lichess for everything

[upbeat viper]

Uxo you traitor

nitro booster there and not here

[clever gust]

The only reason i don't play on lichess is cuz i cant sucking promote my pawn, can't anaylize, somany bugs

[clever gust]

Lmao

Ban

[undone dove]

Can’t believe it

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-shame-on-you-gif-15078295

[lusty citrus]

i couldnt make a move in lichess

[latent pebble]

[grim edge]

I like a cherry

[dusky rain]

The top chess server is asking me to verify my phone number💀

[shadow night]

What’s better Italian or Rue Lopez

[undone dove]

Ruy

[clever gust]

Who even joins that dumb server

[old thistle]

Neither

[dusky rain]

Ruy

[latent pebble]

What do you play?

[clever gust]

Italian

[undone dove]

Scotch gambit player?

[old thistle]

King's Gambit

[clever gust]

Giuco piano fried liver, evans gambit

[latent pebble]

D:

[undone dove]

💀

[upbeat viper]

cringe's gambit

[lusty citrus]

englund counterattack

[dusky rain]

I wanted to join to troll by typing in serbian

[grim edge]

Italian

[unkempt steppe]

Italian if u like simple position and ruy Lopez if u can digest it

[old thistle]

Always the KG haters smh

[latent pebble]

Way to lose all your advantage in one move!

[grim edge]

italian is just more fun

[upbeat viper]

naah

[lusty citrus]

anybody wanna play?

[latent pebble]

from +0.4 to -0.7!

[shadow night]

Maybe I should learn some openings then I’d probably win a bit more

[pine isle]

heyy wnna play now?

[clever gust]

Sure

[grim edge]

no i love KG i used to play it before zax coached me

KG is the best

[clever gust]

Whats ur username ill invite

[old thistle]

[latent pebble]

The Fischer defence ought to be annoying

[pine isle]

Clean_IG

[old thistle]

True

[upbeat viper]

lc server is indeed very dead

[latent pebble]

Epitome of delusion

[shadow night]

Kg lacks pawn structure

[upbeat viper]

5min I'm there, no message

[latent pebble]

Yeah very chill though

[clever gust]

Alright, inviting wait

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

true

[old thistle]

Pawns are just in the way of my pieces

[hexed jewel]

supbois

[old thistle]

Hey

[shadow night]

Also you can’t play kg at 1100 no one knows the lines

[grim edge]

helloooooooooo

[undone dove]

Kg is crazy, which is why I hate it, also I lost to someone way too many times there

[hexed jewel]

[old thistle]

Sounds fun either way

[undone dove]

WuYueLiang hates her

[shadow night]

Just play bong cloud if your looking for fun

[grim edge]

is it calliope ?

[latent pebble]

I’ve noticed that tons of 1700s played the kg a couple months ago

[undone dove]

Yes

[old thistle]

Castling is fun too you know

[shadow night]

What’s that?

[grim edge]

hahaha shes very tough i seen her fight my coach many times

[old thistle]

Idk some ancient concept nobody has heard of

[tawdry dune]

who want to play blitz?

[undone dove]

Yeah ok @hexed jewel Stephan Hawking Stand up Comedy wants you to unban them

[shadow night]

Oh I just call that cheat move whenever someone plays it

[undone dove]

He says he’s sorry

[latent pebble]

@hexed jewel the stephen hawking guy wants you to unblock him 🙂

[hexed jewel]

f them

blocked = forever

[old thistle]

[latent pebble]

Welp

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> raestars

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1611 (1611 peak)

[latent pebble]

We tried

it’s up to them now

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-gif-15856104693251168119

[grim edge]

yay 1600

[undone dove]

I beat her once with prep, I usually have a winning opening advantage, and throws away it in the middlegame

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-cat-kitten-gif-25320661

[lusty citrus]

can you find the brilliant move?

[old thistle]

Congrats

[latent pebble]

WTM or BTM

[old thistle]

Black to play?

[lusty citrus]

white to play

[undone dove]

Kb3

[grim edge]

i never played her but when my coach and she plays each other i have zero idea whats going on

[tawdry dune]

who want to play blitz?

[grim edge]

Thank u

[shadow night]

Take pawn.

[grim edge]

im your enemy

[shadow night]

Are you Indian?

[gentle steppe]

Ahh sucks

[latent pebble]

Raestars weren’t you like 500 yesterday

[gentle steppe]

Yea..

[lusty citrus]

Correct. This was the only good move and you were able to find it!

[broken portal]

ur already at 1600? ur growing fast

[grim edge]

ask anitta my old account got closed so i made a new one and connected

[undone dove]

I’m a genius, I don’t know why I’m 1770

[latent pebble]

oh

[grim edge]

so im gaining a little more then i should

[latent pebble]

What happened

[lusty citrus]

better than magnus carlsen

[grim edge]

i closed it since i was mad

[broken portal]

but whyy

[latent pebble]

Can’t you reopen it?

[lusty citrus]

did you choose expert while creating your account

[shadow night]

🇬🇧

[latent pebble]

They chose the 1200 one

[grim edge]

nope intermidiate

[lusty citrus]

ohok

[grim edge]

i lost 20 games in a row and i was sick of it

[broken portal]

hey u learn from em

[lusty citrus]

want to play a game

[shadow night]

“Crown jewel”

[latent pebble]

A 500 beating 1500s is unusual ig zax taught you really well

[tawdry dune]

who want to play blitz?

[amber dome]

just won a bullet game very hapy

[grim edge]

they dont feel 1500 .-.

[latent pebble]

Prolly achievable zax is like crazy good at grinding

[gentle steppe]

What are u thinking

[grim edge]

Zax teached me 3 hrs free coaching each day

[sacred steeple]

face reval

[grim edge]

why is he so kind?

[broken portal]

he took a break sadly

[shadow night]

Thoughts on Pakistan?

[remote nacelle]

guys im playing at a tournament this saturday

is anyone here 1400+ I wanna just test my skills

[gentle steppe]

.cool country government sucks tho

[shadow night]

I

Better if it was reunited aye?

[broken portal]

zax is a cool guy

[latent pebble]

ok they all played so bad lmao what

[broken portal]

if he comes back he would coach me he said

[shadow night]

I’m 1500

Sound fair?

[latent pebble]

Only from discord not chess

[grim edge]

@grim edge when are you back?

[broken portal]

ik

[remote nacelle]

dms@shadow night

[glossy radish]

hi

[grim edge]

he already gained 50 elo this week and is about to break his peak

[shadow night]

[grim edge]

he seems to have progress again

[tawdry dune]

who want to play blitz?

[broken portal]

ive been watching his games

[grim edge]

same

[broken portal]

he dmed me yesterday

[grim edge]

he did??

what did he say

[glossy radish]

moooooooo

[grim edge]

perfect timing

meow

[cinder trout]

Smash

[broken portal]

meow

[cinder trout]

I

Don't

[sacred steeple]

I knew I was hot

[broken portal]

ye he dms me whenever he is on or smth, i sent him progress or games. he replies

[tawdry dune]

bruh

[cinder trout]

Is that natural hair tho 😏

[grim edge]

smash too

No

[shadow night]

Blitz or rapid?

[cinder trout]

Sorry😂

[tawdry dune]

what the heeeeell oh ma god no waeaay

[grim edge]

💀

[sacred steeple]

maybe

[grim edge]

WAIT I REALIZED SOMETHING

[broken portal]

wassup

[remote nacelle]

rapid cause the tourna is 15 mins

[waxen ermine]

semalutiyuhahah

[cinder trout]

Don't be shy 😏

[grim edge]

since im now 1600 im now zaxs strongest student🥳

[shadow night]

K gimmi a minute to load up the computer it’s from 1970s

[broken portal]

haha, nice. he was gonna coach me but he took a break from discord so he cant rn

[remote nacelle]

check ur dms

[broken portal]

im pretty trash for my elo xD

[glossy radish]

im bouta beat someone up

[remote nacelle]

zax? chessnerd?

[shadow night]

K

[glossy radish]

yall are stupid nvm 💀

[broken portal]

im someone

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Xian Iglesia (ilovechessforlife123)

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Name: Xian Iglesia (ilovechessforlife123)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 730 (863 peak)
Blitz: 403 (592 peak)

[waxen ermine]

bru

[glossy radish]

@sacred steeple stop theyre feeding you lies

[sacred steeple]

[cinder trout]

😁

[grim edge]

he also stopped coaching me since he is on break but he did say he will coach me when he comes back whenever that is ofc cant wait i wanna see my coach on the top!

[remote nacelle]

is zax like a coach?

[glossy radish]

yes

[grim edge]

i mean im just happy im getting coached for free

[broken portal]

yee.

he will do the same for me, just gotta be patient for his return

[sacred steeple]

noooooooooooooo

[glossy radish]

but like, seriously, get off hte fking counter

[remote nacelle]

whats zax rating?

[grim edge]

he beat me 7-0 and i asked him for coaching and that was it from then on -.-

[latent pebble]

me asf after the lobotomy

[grim edge]

1840 in 5 months

[sacred steeple]

youre just jealous of all my bills

[grim edge]

he took a break to reach a higher rating

[broken portal]

1820*

[glossy radish]

ive seen iq higher than that

[polar locust]

He got to 1840 in 5 months???

[glossy radish]

wati that doesnt make sense

[tiny lynx]

thats really good improvement btw!

[glossy radish]

ihy

[sacred steeple]

room temperature amount of dollars

[broken portal]

@grim edge above zax in puzzles tho :3

[grim edge]

his graph

[gentle steppe]

As i said so does everyone

[remote nacelle]

how much does he charge

[glossy radish]

moo

[polar locust]

What the actual fu...

[grim edge]

he charged me nothing

[broken portal]

nothing but prob limits students

[remote nacelle]

for real?

[tiny lynx]

thats very cool of him, free coaching isnt too uncommon :)

[grim edge]

why do you think i like him so much?

[polar locust]

I needed 1 yr to get to 1200 and mofo got to 1800 like it's nth

[glossy radish]

hi incho

[lime quartz]

i found out that to win chess you just storm the front lul

[grim edge]

@broken portal

[glossy radish]

are you having fun inchoooooooo

[broken portal]

u saw nothing

[remote nacelle]

I have a tournament in saturday so might need some coaching or help from someone

[glossy radish]

i bet inchos having fun on his little vacation

[lime quartz]

no

[tiny lynx]

always happy to help!

[glossy radish]

incho hows it gong

[lime quartz]

you can play random

[broken portal]

play a3

[remote nacelle]

for free?

[grim edge]

he quit discord a few days ago he is on break so he can improve he told me he went to go see his WGM friend thier gonna have some training sessions

[tiny lynx]

at least for first lesson free of course :)

[grim edge]

hey your kind aswell!

amazing server

[glossy radish]

i coach for free

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

no im kidding i dont now shut up

[spare roost]

ur 500 though

[lime quartz]

no you dont

[tiny lynx]

I want to practice as much as I can, so offering free lessons at least for first lesson seems reasonable

[spare roost]

i could beat u with my eyes closed

[broken portal]

btw what openings do u play, im curious

[sacred steeple]

deal pls coach me

[spare roost]

so dont you start boah,

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Epsi (xepsi)

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Name: Epsi (xepsi)
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 549 (800 peak)
Blitz: 216 (290 peak)

[tiny lynx]

oh wow you can look someones account up like that?

[glossy radish]

i would but people dont seem to like the fact that im 900

[pliant cargo]

i didnt know it would send it publicly 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xGass GT (buriedcorpses)

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Name: xGass GT (buriedcorpses)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 700 (716 peak)
Blitz: 516 (800 peak)
Bullet: 859 (956 peak)

[glossy radish]

no one cares bout it

[broken portal]

pretty much

[pliant cargo]

exactly sorrya bt it

[sacred steeple]

sounds like people's problem tbh, L people

[spare roost]

i can train you though

[cinder trout]

Teach me master feed me your power give me the strength to be strong like you

[grim edge]

i used to play italian and kings gambit, now i play Vienna And London system

with black i played e4 e5 now i play caro kann

[broken portal]

good

vienna also good, i dont play d4 myself

[novel moat]

Dont play vienna

[grim edge]

and against d4 i have nothing but random moves

[lime quartz]

you too

[broken portal]

nf6.

[spare roost]

e6

[old thistle]

If you use "righ click on your server profile -> apps -> chess.com profile" then you only will be able to see it

[polar locust]

Why isn't it solid?

[pliant cargo]

thxx

[polar locust]

KID

[grim edge]

i dont like the englund

[novel moat]

Not really "solid", black gets a comfortable position after like 6 moves

[broken portal]

thats e5

[spare roost]

thats not the englund dumbass

[grim edge]

a

[tiny lynx]

if you want I can help a bit with your d4

[spare roost]

but anyways

[grim edge]

thats mean

[spare roost]

it isnt

[polar locust]

if white knows their stuff I think they can convert but I don't know cause I don't play it

[glossy radish]

i mean, do it if you need to, no one's gonna judge you

[spare roost]

brother only if u knew the things they said to me

[novel moat]

Nah white can't convert, if black knows the mainline for like 6 or 7 moves they're just in a more comfortable position

[glossy radish]

except for billy, billy will judge

[grim edge]

im not a bro, bro .-.

[spare roost]

i dont really care,bro

[grim edge]

k bro

[polar locust]

Time to check off Vienna off my list ig

[spare roost]

you know i can argue about this topic a lot

[upbeat viper]

nop

[halcyon glade]

Sis?

[sonic pine]

drama

[upbeat viper]

Nc6 line is strong

[broken portal]

depends if you know the lines and counters for black

[grim edge]

what topic?

[broken portal]

all about how u play it i guess

[grim edge]

[spare roost]

the gender topic

[grim edge]

whats about it

[upbeat viper]

don't unless you want a time out

:)

[novel moat]

They're really easy to know just 6 or 7 moves

Most people do at 1800+

[spare roost]

how much

[grim edge]

i think im missing something😭

[upbeat viper]

a ban ?

[spare roost]

ok ok

[upbeat viper]

seeing all your previous warnings

[grim edge]

but the mainline is equal?

its not that bad

[broken portal]

ye im 1800 i aint worrying lol

[tiny lynx]

what opening are we talking about?

[viral epoch]

Hello vv's math teacher

[broken portal]

not 1800*

[grim edge]

vienna

[halcyon glade]

Vienna is good only in blitz

[viral epoch]

[tiny lynx]

ive played vienna OTB with good results, but I think some lines are a bit of a pain

[lime quartz]

@last verge why did zel quit for the third time?

[glossy radish]

u can just ask me

[grim edge]

my coach showed me the line where white checks and forces queens off i hate that line so much

thankfully i never face it at my level

[upbeat viper]

that's what I play

Nc6 line

[novel moat]

Its equal but not comfortable for white

[halcyon glade]

King's Gambit Vienna 😭

[grim edge]

i wanna run and hide

[broken portal]

oh thats easy to avoid

[upbeat viper]

ahaha

[broken portal]

theres a certain line or pattern to not lose material in that way

[grim edge]

but i dont wanna memeorize theory

[tiny lynx]

you can not play the vienna gambit, and instead after Nf6 go Bc4

[grim edge]

.-.

[glossy radish]

hi

[tiny lynx]

most people wont even realise they can go Nxe4 and if they do you can go for the Qh5 mess

[latent pebble]

Vienna meh

[grim edge]

my coach plays the Catalan but im 1600 should i ask him to teach me the Catalan?

[novel moat]

Especially when black plays the f5 line white is just so uncomfortable

[broken portal]

u got to.

[grim edge]

i just wanna play chess

[broken portal]

memorize all 20 moves of the ruy now!

[tiny lynx]

Catalan can be quite difficult to play (for both sides), it really depends on what style of chess you enjoy

[sonic pine]

why 20

[tiny lynx]

I would say vienna and catalan are very very different stylistically

[broken portal]

its a joke

[verbal bone]

bro didnt notice my pawn somehow

[sonic pine]

i have the first 5 memorized

[sonic pine]

how did u somehow blunder twice

improve

[halcyon glade]

So learn the Queen's Gambit It's easy with few lines and variations

[verbal bone]

huh wdym?

[upbeat viper]

the catalan is strong but recquires theory

[grim edge]

ooooooooooooooo

[grim edge]

oh better not learn it since i cant handle the smallest bit of theory .-.

[sonic pine]

englund gambit > queens gambit

[magic crypt]

Fair

[grim edge]

how are you 2300😭

[upbeat viper]

yep

[sonic pine]

its a joke

[grim edge]

phew

[sonic pine]

but i dont rlly like queens gambit

[grim edge]

why it seems simple enough

[sonic pine]

idk

english is just better :D

[grim edge]

just different move orders and transpositions

[magic crypt]

💀

[grim edge]

thats all the english is

[sour plinth]

.- .

[halcyon glade]

Stockfish says that accepting the Queen's Gambit is the best line

[sonic pine]

yet it wins games and is fun

[lusty citrus]

because it is a simple opening but if some moves are made the theory just gets way too complicated

[magic crypt]

a gambit is a tradeoff of material for a better position

[glossy radish]

englush funny languagege

[lavish scaffold]

Common Stockfish

[halcyon glade]

Botez Gambit?

[lavish scaffold]

Gambit king for a chad knight

[upbeat viper]

yep

[sonic pine]

Botez is nice

[glossy radish]

batstt

[upbeat viper]

?

[glossy radish]

look new record for bishop mate

[lusty citrus]

i like botez but dont play it

[magic crypt]

kinda

[upbeat viper]

damn

[glossy radish]

33 minutess

[upbeat viper]

ah

[magic crypt]

Idk I usually play sicilian

[sonic pine]

MY MAN

i recently picked up owen's defense its nice

[grim edge]

sicllian at my elo is my opponent going c5 then doing everything wrong after -.-

[sonic pine]

e4 b6

[grim edge]

but i play is the standard setup so what better might i know

[glossy radish]

AAWAEHUEA8YG ROEUA39 SECONDS

[sonic pine]

yeah

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

that makes us two

play something is probably theory

💀

[sonic pine]

you are a disgrace to the sicillian

[halcyon glade]

Learn the Sicilian Defense!

[latent pebble]

I know c5

[hexed jewel]

yessir ?

[latent pebble]

Nf3

d6

[polar locust]

Sicilian for me is opponent going on theory till move 4 and just random pawn moves

[sonic pine]

damnn gg

[latent pebble]

Nc3

[sonic pine]

4 blunders tho?

do the review

[hexed jewel]

I am poor

[sonic pine]

send me the link ill do it

[polar locust]

What's that app

[grim edge]

i tried playing a sicllian once i had no idea what i was doing and it said i played Sicilian Defense: Open, Löwenthal Variation

[hexed jewel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/80997699035

[worn ice]

Chessontrack (2388) vs. abikor (2377)

Move List

1. d4 b5 2. c3 Bb7 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Nbd2 e6 5. Qc2 d5 6. Ne5 Nbd7 7. Ndf3 Bd6 8. Bf4 Ne4 9. e3 f6 10. Nd3 Bxf4 11. Nxf4 a6 12. a4 bxa4 13. Rxa4 c5 14. dxc5 Ndxc5 15. Ra1 e5 16. Nd3 O-O 17. Nxc5 Nxc5 18. Be2 a5 19. O-O Qb6 20. Rfd1 Nb3 21. Rab1 Rfd8 22. c4 Rac8 23. Qc3 Ba6 24. Nd2 Nxd2 25. Rxd2 Bxc4 26. Bxc4 Rxc4 27. Qa3 d4 28. exd4 Rcxd4 29. Rxd4 Rxd4 30. h3 h6 31. Rc1 Rd2 32. Qa2+ Kh7 33. Qb1+ g6 34. Rf1 Qxb2 35. Qe4 h5 36. Qa8 Qb6 37. Qe8 Qa7 38. Qa4 Rd4 39. Qc2 a4 40. Ra1 a3 41. Ra2 Rb4 42. Kh2 e4 43. Qc3 Ra4 44. Qxf6 Rb4 45. Qf8 Qc7+ 46. g3 Rb2 47. Qxa3 Rxa2 48. Qxa2 Qe7 49. Qe2 Qe5 50. h4 Qd4 51. Kg2 Kg7 52. Qc2 Kh7 53. Qc7+ Kh6 54. Qf7 Qd3 55. Qf4+ Kh7 56. Qf7+ Kh6 57. Qf6 Qd2 58. Qe5 Qd3 59. Qh8# 

[sonic pine]

i need my image perms in 2 days fr

[spare roost]

Don’t u know it

[sonic pine]

@hexed jewel 74 accuracy the im has 68

[hexed jewel]

mhm

[spare roost]

Me too lol

[shadow night]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969263439992193157/1101471184933113867/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3.gif

[grim edge]

1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 e5

[sonic pine]

the 4 blunders belong to the IM so hes drunk or some shit

[spare roost]

Whatever that guy says is a lie though

[hexed jewel]

sheesh how did u get it

[spare roost]

Fr

[sonic pine]

he blundered checkmate TWICE, and a pawn

[hexed jewel]

no how did u guess it

[sonic pine]

that guy is drunk.

you also have 3 misses

[shadow night]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850977654060220416/1060103811634577468/attachment.gif

[grim edge]

discord

[spare roost]

Anyways I have beaten a cm and a wfm

[shadow night]

Putout.

[spare roost]

So it’s not that hard to beat them

[sonic pine]

@hexed jewel

you missed a free pawn
a winning position
a advantage

[shadow night]

Minsk is in Russia right?

[hexed jewel]

uhm ok

[spare roost]

*La troll

[bright echo]

is 423 elo good for someone who's been playing for a month? (i play unrated matches with a friend most of time)

[spare roost]

It’s in Belarus

[shadow night]

Yeah what I Said

[spare roost]

Frankly,no

[shadow night]

White Russia

[bright echo]

oh okay

[sonic pine]

im gonna go with no

[bright echo]

okay thanks

[sonic pine]

you should be atleast 800

[bright echo]

💀

[polar locust]

Tf

[sonic pine]

800 aint that hard

[shadow night]

Is 1100 rating good after 800 games?

[sonic pine]

i got 800 in 3 weeks

[shadow night]

Yeah In white Russia

Belarus means white Russia I’m pretty sure

[spare roost]

I highly doubt that

[sonic pine]

just keep playing ur elo might fluctuate randomly but ull improve then get a streak of 90% win rate and get to 800

[polar locust]

Depends on the amt of time you've put in to learning also Instead of just playing

[flat gyro]

I got like 1100 in one week 💀

[sonic pine]

OF FINDING OUT ABOUT THE GAME?

[flat gyro]

All downhill from there

[sonic pine]

you got 1100 1 week after finding the game?

[shadow night]

Rather visit Sloviansk Ukraine

[flat gyro]

Well i knew chess existed

I just didn't play it

[sonic pine]

like before u played it

1 week after u started playing 1100?

[flat gyro]

Yea?

[tawdry sluice]

I've been in the hills

[sonic pine]

damn thats actually really impressive

[tawdry sluice]

🔥

[sonic pine]

whats ur elo rn

[shadow night]

335 rating 🔥

[tawdry sluice]

epic🔥

[random badger]

terraria reference

[tawdry sluice]

🔥

[lavish scaffold]

[lusty citrus]

can confirm

[undone dove]

So many mods on

[lament sparrow]

oh

[sacred steeple]

@grim edge

ru on spotify

[glossy radish]

say no

say no and ill give u a lollipop

[sacred steeple]

im askin if youre on spotify