💬〡general-off-topic

[viral epoch]

I would say something about Venti but rules

[latent pebble]

Not accusing, literally a well known fact

[uneven sequoia]

ty

[bright glade]

you are correct, i'm better than my cheating past in every way

[mighty remnant]

...?

[bright glade]

higher elo most importantly

[digital phoenix]

I would say something about genshin players but rules

[bright glade]

i used to be 2130 rapid when i cheated, i reached 2150 legit this time

its funny how that worked

[viral epoch]

No no, pls do not refrain

[toxic grove]

2k rapid doesnt mean ur really good in faster time controls my 3 + 0 blitz compared to my rapid is lower

[restive storm]

cheaters apathetic

[spice pecan]

Lmao

[cobalt beacon]

💀

[bright glade]

mods !11!!

[digital phoenix]

Yeah but ur blitz rating is still relatively close

[spice pecan]

Strengthen your foresight

[digital phoenix]

Like for some people u can see vast skill difference

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-spin-in-chair-spinny-gif-20502487

[toxic grove]

yeah sure

[grim edge]

me right now

[bright glade]

im decent in blitz, i just prefer not to play blitz

call it copium but thats true afaik

[spice pecan]

How discernible is cheating in online chess matches?

[digital phoenix]

U suck

[toxic grove]

blitz is the wild west that is why it is more fun in my opinion

[digital phoenix]

Most of the time very easy

[bright glade]

shut up let me believe im decent after my wins against decent/strong players

[spice pecan]

Could I tell if someone researched a move from how long they idled and the move’s quality

[grim edge]

if a 2150+ sucks what am i 💀

[digital phoenix]

Sometimes u can see like 10 seconds a move constantly is probably sus but for quality u can only check at the end

[grim edge]

idk mb they just got lucky

[bright glade]

it is possible to tell if your opponent is cheating, for more information, read this#1040028251965358121 message

[digital phoenix]

A 1300

[spice pecan]

10 brilliant moves 👀

[latent pebble]

Adoption

[toxic grove]

what is this elo manipulation?

[bright glade]

if you suspect your opponent is cheating, report him,. thers nothing else you can do

[grim edge]

🥁

[restive storm]

unrated

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-spongebob-gif-sad-spongebob-spongebob-gif-25853094

[toxic grove]

a k

[cobalt beacon]

Congratulations on adopting someone 400 points less than you

[restive storm]

I won 10-0

[mellow fiber]

what's the thing that shows a game?

[latent pebble]

How can one tell if a match is unrated

[restive storm]

thank you

[bright glade]

duck is a decent player for an 1800

[grim edge]

i got lobotomized at a young age sorry

[patent dock]

egg

[digital phoenix]

Yeah anyone who can beat u is decent

[cobalt beacon]

I don't know who that is

[patent dock]

should i buy a chessable course

[toxic grove]

but how do you beat a 1870 in 8 moves ? 💀

[latent pebble]

Me asf after the lobotomy

[bright glade]

have you beaten me? probably

[grim edge]

they resign

[fiery beacon]

I just watched a guy put every single one of his pawns on dark squares and still beat me wtf

[digital phoenix]

Have I u beat me last time I don’t think we played every again

[fiery beacon]

Like that was literally his opening

[toxic grove]

how did they lose so fast?

[grim edge]

me when the doc takes an egg whisk to my parietal lobe: 🥴

[potent merlin]

That's exactly what Hans Niemann was saying at first

[latent pebble]

You guys have improved so fast

[bright glade]

i dont remember any other games either, so the conclusion is that u suck

[restive storm]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/80768475945?tab=review

[worn ice]

duck-with-a-top-hat (1870) vs. doryetuosenbcakohn (2251)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. Nge2 Ng4 6. O-O Qh4 7. h3 Nxf2 8. Kh2 Nxd1 

[bright glade]

checkmate, lasagna

[grim edge]

opening blunder happens alot even at that level

[uneven sequoia]

!! how do we know thaT

[latent pebble]

I swear last time I was properly on here you guys were 200 points below

[fiery beacon]

He just put all of his pawns on dark squares

[digital phoenix]

Nuh uh u can’t prove that that win was legit

[fiery beacon]

Didn’t develop or anything

And he still destroyed me

[bright glade]

..what exactly do you want them to say?

[potent merlin]

I played you enough to know that you don't cheat

[digital phoenix]

Admit ur using the beads

[potent merlin]

It is a joke

[bright glade]

i was talking about how you havent beaten me.. so

[uneven sequoia]

it took me like 2 years to hit 2200. its not easy

[bright glade]

besides, i barely remember our game

[latent pebble]

niemann still uses them just not for cheats

[digital phoenix]

Ur not even 2k

[toxic grove]

brutal

[grim edge]

but your role says ur under 2k?

[cobalt beacon]

We should play a bullet match

[uneven sequoia]

ofc it does, my tournament prep account isn't gonan be used here

[latent pebble]

lmao

[digital phoenix]

Dude is 1800 blitz

[bright glade]

whats your bullet?

[grim edge]

i jumped like 50 elo today which is nice

[potent merlin]

Yeah, 2 times, I also saw you suck in vc

[toxic grove]

he did it on lichess guys

[cobalt beacon]

2500

[grim edge]

hi unity

[potent merlin]

💀

[bright glade]

and besides, not really, i dont enjoy bullet because im usually too laggy

[bright glade]

if that is true, then the match would be extremely one sided

[grim edge]

yeah 🥴

[patent dock]

yo egg should i buy a chessable course

[latent pebble]

I thought you were kidding wtf you’re a freak of nature

[cobalt beacon]

It is. And why would it be one-sided?

[digital phoenix]

Imagine having bullet highest skill issue

[cobalt beacon]

love you too ❤️

[bright glade]

because ive never croseed 2000 bullet on chess.com

[restive storm]

lasagna bullet is like

[digital phoenix]

Huh idk but 8 years total probably

[cobalt beacon]

I never have, so I couldn't really tell you

[patent dock]

sucks

[latent pebble]

Don’t waste money on chessable

[bright glade]

#💬〡improvement-talk #1039982616159465595
spending money =/= improvement

[patent dock]

imma need to improve my opening so i save time

[cobalt beacon]

I'll take that as a no

[mellow fiber]

true just get good

[digital phoenix]

Uh I don’t study chess

[patent dock]

not always

[bright glade]

is that your weakness?

[digital phoenix]

But first tournament for school was 4 years ago maybe

[fiery beacon]

I’m trying so hard to get to 300 but I keep getting 500s that destroy me 😭

[restive storm]

I want to learn how to refute the scandinavian defense

[patent dock]

middle game tactics but if i have more time during middle game i should have it easier

[fiery beacon]

I need to learn better openings and stuff

[potent merlin]

Would you like to discuss it in dms?

[digital phoenix]

Ur gonna lose to polish

[mellow fiber]

is chess p2w

[bright glade]

you're accusing

[digital phoenix]

Nowhere near

[mellow fiber]

good

[patent dock]

modern or main

[restive storm]

both

[digital phoenix]

Just tennison

[patent dock]

modern just take then d4

[frosty mountain]

Wsp

[patent dock]

c4

[digital phoenix]

Ur bad

[bright glade]

that is correct, but doesnt jill have a new account?

[restive storm]

intercontinental

[frosty mountain]

Ik but what's your point

[mellow fiber]

chess.com rlly made this simple game into a p2w type game

[toxic grove]

wdym?

[hidden cedar]

Listen to rain 🌧️

[digital phoenix]

No hablo ingles

[patent dock]

not pay to win

[potent merlin]

Genre?

[hidden cedar]

Ok lol

[mellow fiber]

diamond lets you analyze more

[frosty mountain]

Hablas Español?

[patent dock]

if you want a masters title then pay

[digital phoenix]

Yeah but u don’t need it

[hidden cedar]

It still sounds nice

[mellow fiber]

so you improve faster ig

[bright glade]

https://www.chess.com/member/stockfish-junior
im pretty sure this is the new account? and jill is in the server?

[digital phoenix]

No hablo espanol

[frosty mountain]

Bro pay to win fr

[potent merlin]

Famous last words

[frosty mountain]

😭😁🤔💀😂

[potent merlin]

Wait a sec I'll DM something

[toxic grove]

yes but that literally doesnt make it pay to win u could find other strong engines to analyse with for free

[bright glade]

"is jill actively cheating"

has an approved second chance account
tell me how thats not accusing

[frosty mountain]

Can someone explain to me the new Clash Royale update

[mellow fiber]

oh? like what

[digital phoenix]

I feel like Jill had an account before which got banned

[mellow fiber]

basically the game is dying

[frosty mountain]

K

[bright glade]

yes, jill did

[toxic grove]

like stockfish leela stuff like that

[mellow fiber]

unless they make emergency changes

[digital phoenix]

Stupid evolution bro

[potent merlin]

Okay okay not Russian. YouTube or spotify?

[digital phoenix]

Every year they make it more p2w

Allowed back apparently

[frosty mountain]

What is happening

[digital phoenix]

Also clearly could get rid of the lock out role

[bright glade]

jill is in the clear for now, i dont know why you're accusing them

[toxic grove]

goofy ah cheating accusations bc they cant chill for some reason

[digital phoenix]

No shot

[bright glade]

..jill got a second chance account..

[frosty mountain]

Lmfao alr

[bright glade]

that message is an hour ago

[digital phoenix]

The nerve to put 2200 rapid

The freaking nerve

[frosty mountain]

With 11000 messages?

[bright glade]

i dont understand it but whatever

[restive storm]

added 1 new tank(s):
-"Stockfish"
added 1 new spell(s):
-"Ultrabullet"
added 3 new utilitie(s):
-"NNUE"
-"Wall Engine"
-"100 Endgames You Must Know: Vital Lessons for Every Chess Player"

[mellow fiber]

it's not the evolution that's bad
LEVEL GODDANG 15, YOU NEED 3 TIMES AS MANY CARDS AS BEFORE (so basically if you 100% maxed now, congrats you're only 33% maxed after the update)

[bright glade]

chesskid

[frosty mountain]

.

[digital phoenix]

Got us excited when no gold and now it’s screwed

Supercell can die

[frosty mountain]

What's the highest rating you can gtt on that site

[high oasis]

cats

meow meow meow

[digital phoenix]

Hey baba gril

[bright glade]

what?

who am i roleplaying with? who am i flirting with? what are you on about?

[digital phoenix]

Btw we have a lot of role playing here if I were to ping for all of it all the furries would be dead

[mighty remnant]

yay

[bright glade]

i know, i come to the realisation that he does not want to admit his mistake and would rather change the topic

[spice pecan]

Bro sandbagging

[mellow fiber]

why is chess so fun?
it's so simple, just 6 pieces with different movesets, goal is simply not to lose your kink, and somehow it's so competitive

[digital phoenix]

Cringe opening

[cobalt beacon]

yuck

[bright glade]

...you accused a particular someone of something

[toxic grove]

simple? Idk about that

[mellow fiber]

i mean

it's easy to tell anyone how chess works

[latent pebble]

Alright

[spice pecan]

Bro his pfp says everything

[mellow fiber]

the most complex thing is probably like en passant or promotion

[latent pebble]

Keep talking nonsense

[bright glade]

rules of chess arent the only thing about chess

[mighty remnant]

i mean it is called mason attack

[bright glade]

there's principles, theory, and other parts of chess

there's concepts

[mighty remnant]

naw
any <500 person cannot castle otb

[bright glade]

there's application of all these things

[mellow fiber]

those are community created

[mighty remnant]

ooh hi btw

[digital phoenix]

Omg arbiter he used 2 hands to castle

[mighty remnant]

wait is that illegal btw

[toxic grove]

The person meant that the rules of chess are simple

[digital phoenix]

Obviously

[bright glade]

you should just say rules of chess are simple
because you cannot say (rules are simple) so (chess is simple)

[mighty remnant]

oh oke

[digital phoenix]

Also need to use same hand to move piece and hit clock

[mighty remnant]

i never knew

[spice pecan]

Why

[mighty remnant]

gotta read the rules before going to a competition haha

[mellow fiber]

my terminally online ass could NOT play otb

[digital phoenix]

And u need to say adjust when adjusting a piece otherwise u get touchmove

[mighty remnant]

me neither

[digital phoenix]

And u can only offer draw on ur turn

[mighty remnant]

wut if the piece can't legally move

[spice pecan]

I’ve played a classmate irl recently

[digital phoenix]

Then u don’t need to move it

[high ledge]

Wait ur yellow now

[mighty remnant]

me spam touching my bishops and rooks in the opening

[high ledge]

[latent pebble]

Wtf

How do people castle then that shit takes skill

[bright glade]

i will discuss it later, its an ongoing discussion

[digital phoenix]

Dude u move ur king 2 steps and then u move ur rook

[mellow fiber]

i can't premove otb 1984

[ember stag]

what if you touch a piece but cant move it?

[spice pecan]

imagine requiring poker faces during irl chess

[bright glade]

yes sir

[ember stag]

the rook at the beginning of the game for example

[spice pecan]

That probably does not count

[high ledge]

Oh mk, no idea what current topic but sure

[digital phoenix]

If there are no legal moves ur fine

[bright glade]

https://www.chess.com/member/stockfish-junior i already gave you jills second chance account..

[digital phoenix]

Also if u let go of a piece in an illegal move but haven’t pressed the clock u can take it back and make a legal move with the same piece

[high ledge]

He was at the last friday arena right? I saw his name

[mellow fiber]

doesn't magnus fondle his pieces before playing the first move sometimes?

[digital phoenix]

Yeah he and grim both got banned

[high ledge]

Grim... sounds familiar

[mighty remnant]

wait if you touch your water bottle do you have to move it

[high ledge]

Who is grim again?

[digital phoenix]

G grim grimmy

[grim edge]

No im a bigger simp

[bright glade]

is that a chess piece?

[mighty remnant]

OMG I FINALLY UNDERSTAND
magnus drinks water before matches because he touched it

[high ledge]

O

[jovial holly]

hello kids

[digital phoenix]

Dude u just suck

[toxic grove]

he wasnt cheating just very good

[bright glade]

why are you unable to follow a simple rule?

[spice pecan]

(Real)

[bright glade]

its clearly stated you shouldnt accuse people

[viral epoch]

NO YOU NOT I LOVE VENTI BENTI I'D DIE FOR HIM I WOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT VENTI BUT RULES ARE RULES

[digital phoenix]

Has it occurred to u it is not a 5 year old

[toxic grove]

he next prodigy from india bro smh

[digital phoenix]

Like why are u salty about losing

[restive storm]

"He beat me, so he's probably cheating"

[bright glade]

..this one
im pinging mods next time you do this stupid stuff again

[mellow fiber]

real

[spice pecan]

Literally the face you mfs make when you accuse people of cheating

[latent pebble]

That was a question, hence the “is” part.

[grim edge]

I love venti more than i love my mother i would become a mass murderer to sniff ventis... nevermind

[mighty remnant]

i have a headache after huge calculations against 1200
help

[jovial holly]

go to sleep

[bright glade]

a question implies the existence of something

[mighty remnant]

oke..

[latent pebble]

I did not say Jill is actively cheating I asked if they were cheating

[mighty remnant]

but i don't wanna sleep

[viral epoch]

Server mods or nay?

[mellow fiber]

ok uh what even is theory? i hear chess players talk about it a lot

[digital kayak]

book moves

[bright glade]

that is an accusation

[toxic grove]

opening knowledge basiclly

[grim edge]

Is this against the rules

[spice pecan]

Probably concerns the game’s development and progression

[digital kayak]

that have all been played before

[mellow fiber]

dammit

[latent pebble]

What are you on about

[mighty remnant]

theory is something that has already been analyzed by people in the past

[austere dune]

hello

[digital kayak]

some theory is really bad

[latent pebble]

am I deranged or something

[digital phoenix]

Believe me someone would ping mods for 5r slightest things

[austere dune]

rehehehe

[high ledge]

[latent pebble]

real

[toxic grove]

like responses to moves typicall tactics and plans just boring stuff

[viral epoch]

Why do you think I refrained from praising Venti to the highest degree?

[digital kayak]

no not really

[spice pecan]

Y’all liking a millennium old adolescent

[mighty remnant]

i mean endgame theory is a cheat code to better chess
chess is just a 32 piece endgame

[mellow fiber]

ok uh
how do i like become better

[grim edge]

I did that

[toxic grove]

play chess idk

[mighty remnant]

study your endgames

[digital phoenix]

Really then u deserve a mod ping on u

[digital kayak]

theory is just moves which have all been played and analysed before

[grim edge]

Oh but i wasnt caught so

[latent pebble]

How likely is it for a 2100 to lose to a 1200 twice

[grim edge]

Actually i didnt do that

[toxic grove]

that is the more nerdy way to put it

[viral epoch]

We'll see

[grim edge]

Mommy yae

[digital phoenix]

Then u don’t

[fast kiln]

balls

[tall orchid]

i hope the next person that sends a message breaks a leg

[spice pecan]

Based

[digital kayak]

its the correct way

[grim edge]

Hot

[bright glade]

who's that special guy

[high ledge]

Yes, if it were just play and analyze, i would make sure to be fighting IM Elliot in few months

[mellow fiber]

do you need to know theory at like 1000ish

[latent pebble]

It’s a question

[mighty remnant]

ye

[fast kiln]

nope

[digital kayak]

not really

[sharp smelt]

wassup

[bright glade]

no, you dont need it even as a 2000

[viral epoch]

Venti is best boi best gril best mommy best daddy bestest of best

[bright glade]

maybe like 1/30 chance? if the 2100 gets tired, realistically, never

[mellow fiber]

ok cool bc i hate theories

[toxic grove]

no you can probally avoid theroy untill 1600 if you are good enough ngl

[high ledge]

Fr?

[grim edge]

Mods?

[mighty remnant]

only opening traps
only opening traps
only opening traps
and endgames

[bright glade]

its true

[digital phoenix]

Yessir let’s ping mods

[boreal cosmos]

no

[uneven sequoia]

no this isnt league of legends

[viral epoch]

This breaks no rules

[grim edge]

No

[mighty remnant]

rest just play principled chess

[toxic grove]

bro caping when I try go out of theory i die

[digital phoenix]

That means u suck

[grim edge]

dont care still a ban

[mellow fiber]

endgames are fun

[mighty remnant]

chess is an endgame

[digital phoenix]

Anyone who relies on theory sucks

[cobalt beacon]

I hit 3800 in puzzles!

[spice pecan]

This is chess theory from what I’m gathering

[mighty remnant]

opening... right..?
right....?

[mellow fiber]

i still don't know how to mate with like 2 bishops

[toxic grove]

i didnt mean it like that i just always get a losing position from the opening

[digital phoenix]

Yeah opening

[mighty remnant]

that's endgame theory learn it

[bright glade]

you are the example that theory does not matter

[mellow fiber]

ive never needed it in a real game

[spice pecan]

Reject theory

[high ledge]

Someone said to me last friday that he prefers to trade for a endgame, i might try that because im bad managing many pieces

[mighty remnant]

guys if you don't want theory just play b3 bb2 g3 bg2

[digital phoenix]

My last game otb guy had 8 seconds to mate me with 2 bishops he ran out of time

[restive storm]

I didn't reject theory

[bright glade]

reject theory, embrance principles

[cobalt beacon]

Theory doesn't matter for weak players

[spice pecan]

Based

[mighty remnant]

well
don't like do that on purpose

sob

[spice pecan]

Defend your rooks

[bright glade]

..is this a joke?
black just made a move lol

[latent pebble]

Thats so nerdy

[spice pecan]

Literally like a bare sliver of flesh on an armored warrior

[mighty remnant]

you white or black

[toxic grove]

I only play the queens gambit and the theory I know is just from my own analysis

[latent pebble]

I hâte endgames

[high ledge]

I always play solid and loose a free piece thinking its a trap

[bright glade]

that pawn is a rook, white only has a rook

[mighty remnant]

mate

[potent merlin]

What pawn are you trying to promote?

[mighty remnant]

;-;

[mellow fiber]

when are you ever gonna have 2 bishops and no other pieces? literally never happened to me

[digital phoenix]

I had it for the first time in my life yesterday lmao

[potent merlin]

The rightmost one?

[mellow fiber]

(maybe it's because i love to lose my bishops)

[bright glade]

if you're trolling you get it

[toxic grove]

it happens when you flex on people with your skills

[split sorrel]

How is this not a blunder

[latent pebble]

did you get a mate

[bright glade]

you can underpromote to troll

[digital phoenix]

Opponent had 2 bishops and one pawn I had one rook
He ran out of time

[mighty remnant]

you are still winning

[bright glade]

but two bishop endgames arent that uncommon, two bishops both sides

[digital kayak]

because it hardly matters

[digital phoenix]

I traded the rook for the pawn btw

[latent pebble]

oh

[latent pebble]

lmao

[potent merlin]

Umm the pawn goes down not up. You can't promote a BLACK pawn on the 8th rank

[split sorrel]

Bit that is a full blunder of a queen ri gg t

[cobalt beacon]

At a certain point in puzzles, the tactics just become stupid looking. Like, sometimes there are multiple great moves

[mighty remnant]

yeah but that hardly matters when
you're still up a piece

[digital phoenix]

I think I should’ve flagged him and not traded the rook off

[digital kayak]

makes no difference

[potent merlin]

What is wrong with you

[latent pebble]

I once took my opponents rook with my queen and flagged em

[potent merlin]

💀

[latent pebble]

Poor dude didn’t know how to mate with two bishops

[cobalt beacon]

I want to grind to 4000 in puzzles

[latent pebble]

(I don’t know either lmao)

[digital phoenix]

Yeah but I did that otb with heart rate of like a million

[latent pebble]

Too much work

[digital phoenix]

I was literally hoping he wouldn’t mate me before flag

[mighty remnant]

just make an enclosure and make a waiting move if needed, force king to corner and win

bye

[viral epoch]

Venti benti is elating, exquisite, fine like wine, delicious, delicate, of utmost importance, dire to acquire, soft to the heart, easing to the pain, relaxing to the mind, triumphing through my thoughts, bearing my heart, deserving of wholehearted love and worthy of thriving exaltation.

[restive storm]

dude what the hell

[viral epoch]

Bah bai Unty Ily

[mighty remnant]

ooh

[digital kayak]

who the hell is this

[viral epoch]

Dor no

[digital phoenix]

Ur reaction is hilarious

[mighty remnant]

but he doesn't exist right

like irl

[restive storm]

lol

[digital phoenix]

Genshin players only know how to simp for pixels

[pallid palm]

We are getting out of 600 elo chess with this one🗣️🔥🔥
I'm watching a chess game, it's quite a sight to see
But this player's moves are making me scream
He's leaving his pieces undefended, for all to take
And now his position is starting to break
You're telling me he missed a checkmate in one?
You're saying he didn't see the mate in one?
This guy is playing like he's never played before
He's making moves that make me want to hit the floor
He's moving his pawns without a care
Not knowing that they're hanging in the air
His bishop's trapped, his knight is pinned
It's like he's playing with no plan to win
You're telling me he missed a fork on move eight?
You're saying he didn't see the fork on move eight?
This guy is playing like he's lost his mind
I'm starting to wonder if he's colorblind
Well, at least he's having fun playing this game
Even though he's putting his pieces in shame
Maybe he'll learn from this defeat
And next time he'll play like a pro on the beat.

[restive storm]

lol

[wraith snow]

Been there

[digital kayak]

wait wait venti is a genshin character

[viral epoch]

Venti's utmost lover, serving Venti in my servitude

[mighty remnant]

ouh
oof

[digital kayak]

imagine being that obsessed with a character lmao

[viral epoch]

Doesn't matter, Venti still best

[digital phoenix]

Can I get a venti frappe

[digital kayak]

like relax

[viral epoch]

You can get Lasagna

[spice pecan]

Can y’all stop gushing over a millennium old adolescent

[digital kayak]

he isn't real

[worn anchor]

Anyone around 300 ELO that I can play? I need practice

[digital phoenix]

Genshin player

[mighty remnant]

i mean i guess you can love a character why not

[high ledge]

[spice pecan]

Soy moment

[digital kayak]

yeah but this is weird obession territory

[mighty remnant]

me
i'm closer to 300 elo than lasagna

[viral epoch]

Actually that age is impossible to reach for us

[digital phoenix]

Isn’t everyone

[digital kayak]

like unhealthy almost unstable obsession

[mighty remnant]

yea

[digital kayak]

this guy needs help

[high ledge]

[digital phoenix]

That medium at Starbucks I think

[shadow forum]

i am 300

[viral epoch]

No obsession here matey what are you mumbling about

[worn anchor]

Ok I'll dm you

[mighty remnant]

byee

[viral epoch]

Baiiii Unty Ily

[spice pecan]

Personally, it’s wrong

[digital kayak]

@viral epoch that is wierd as hell

[digital phoenix]

Tanks appreciate it

[mighty remnant]

omg
i always thought this had no sound
but i never realised my discord tab was on mute

[digital phoenix]

The thing is he’s simping for a guy

[worthy mural]

anyone down to 1v1

[restive storm]

true

[undone dove]

That's only being gay tho

[mighty remnant]

.-.

[digital kayak]

not the issue. the issue is the dude doesn't even exist

[digital phoenix]

Stay halal

[viral epoch]

With what lul

[spice pecan]

They look adolescent

[digital kayak]

you have an obsession with a fictional character

[viral epoch]

Idc also why do you think I'm literal lul

[digital kayak]

i mean its still weird joking or not

[digital phoenix]

Pretty much a lot of people in this server

[arctic heart]

guys i played chess and opponent castled but he moved his king three houses instead of one,how to report

[viral epoch]

Don't take anything at face value, especially not on discord

[digital kayak]

like people wonder why stuff like geshin gets a bad rap

[digital phoenix]

It’s just shit

[undone dove]

That's long castling

[digital kayak]

i've seen some crazy shit nothing surprises me anymore

[viral epoch]

Tell me one weird thing about it without it being a false statement

[spice pecan]

It’s practically designed to have stuff like that

[potent merlin]

Appearing nerdy and weird is kinda a trend on discord, with all due respect to Mitzu

[steep viper]

I got checkmated by this man and I’m 1500 elo…

[digital kayak]

simping for a character that doesn't even exist to that extent is weird

[viral epoch]

So

[arctic heart]

ah yea mb

[steep viper]

I got beaten by the worst bot

[grim edge]

finally found my glasses

[arctic heart]

same,i think he is grandmaster level

[grim edge]

I CAN SEEEEEEE

[flat gyro]

Try losing to worstfish

[digital phoenix]

I can lose to Martin in 8 moves bro be better

[viral epoch]

Too bad that's not what I did lul

[white knoll]

bro knows a thing or two 💀💀

[digital kayak]

its ok to be a nerd but this dude was like taking it to the next level

[mighty remnant]

gud job u plad da fryd liva atak

[grim edge]

once lost to martin in six moves

[spice pecan]

Does he register a fool’s mate?

[digital kayak]

you did

[cerulean stirrup]

Finally a challenge im good at

[digital phoenix]

Nope u have to run ur king out

[spice pecan]

the bongcloud

[digital phoenix]

Shit I pinged the wrong guy

[digital kayak]

@viral epoch what do you call this

[arctic heart]

martin always plays fool's mate and it's so op

[steep viper]

Nah but the worst thing I wasn’t trying to get mated

[potent merlin]

I said appearing nerdy, not being nerdy. That's the main point

[steep viper]

He litteraly mated me

[cerulean stirrup]

So guys what's your favorite opening? Mine is the Italian game

[viral epoch]

No I didn't, I even said it wasn't literal

[arctic heart]

Scotch

[cerulean stirrup]

I lost to Martin once

[digital phoenix]

That’s what she said

[digital kayak]

same what do you play

[viral epoch]

A joke? What else?

[cerulean stirrup]

White

[steep viper]

I like all positions

[digital kayak]

wether you meant it or not isn't the point. the fact you said it is weird

[digital kayak]

no what variation

[viral epoch]

Folks find anything to complain about

[undone dove]

Marshall Attack

[cerulean stirrup]

I think the one with the bishop

[digital phoenix]

Average genshin player

[viral epoch]

I don't care if you find it weird, doesn't mean it applies anyway

[digital kayak]

thats not a variation thats how you play it

[digital kayak]

i think most people here agree

[cerulean stirrup]

I don't usually play variations

[digital phoenix]

Find me a sane person with rainbow flair

[digital kayak]

yes you do if you play the italian you play a variation

[flat gyro]

easy

[spice pecan]

Whatever this is

[undone dove]

Hippo

[arctic heart]

variations are like a guy tried to play an opening but then he messed up and it turned good somehow

[potent merlin]

That's exactly the point. Refer to my original message

[cerulean stirrup]

Or at least I don't know which variation I played

[arctic heart]

there has to be at least one created that way

[spice pecan]

I saw other chess bots do it a few months ago so I emulated and augmented their openings

[digital kayak]

we have come to a mutual understanding

[abstract lance]

AFTER THIS INSTENSE GAME ITS ALMOST OVEr

[potent merlin]

Good

[digital kayak]

send a game in dms ill tell you

[abstract lance]

I WILL GET 800 ELO

IM 792 hes 807

[digital phoenix]

I wanna speedrun genshin server ban

[viral epoch]

And? "Most people would agree" is a simpler way of saying "my opinion is subject to those who concur on my terms". I just said I didn't care. Drop it

[abstract lance]

HAHA HE MISCALCUALTED TRADE TRAIN

[undone dove]

Go lasanga

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 402 (425 peak)
Blitz: 218 (251 peak)
Bullet: 237 (298 peak)

[viral epoch]

Already got banned from the unofficial

[spice pecan]

Is it called hippo because the pieces “lay low” like a hippo would?

[arctic heart]

most normal discord argument

[undone dove]

Idk

[digital kayak]

i've never met a sane genshin fan

[undone dove]

It's not really good

[pseudo marlin]

Hello guys I’m new I have a question

[spice pecan]

My version seems slightly better

[digital kayak]

actually i met 1

[digital phoenix]

Yes

[undone dove]

Impressive

[spice pecan]

Since I refuse to move the pawn in front of my king unless absolutely necessary

[grim edge]

what does genshin even mean

[viral epoch]

Genshin's not a good game though, so not surprising, is it?

[abstract lance]

ez 800 elo

[undone dove]

Genshin Impact, a game

[digital kayak]

just a bunch of rubbish

[spice pecan]

I see that pawn as a weakness if dceeloped

[grim edge]

wowgh. how far technology has come. what does the word genshin mean tho

[abstract lance]

76 percent accuracy yay

[spice pecan]

BOTW sus edition

[undone dove]

idk

[grim edge]

i play perfectly but i hate king safety so it cancels out

[cerulean stirrup]

Does anyone have the feeling that when we observing people playing chess we can easily see mistakes but when we play chess we don't see them?

[arctic heart]

don't compare it

[grim edge]

YES lol

[arctic heart]

BOTW is far better

[spice pecan]

True lol

[undone dove]

It's always like that

[digital kayak]

BOTW is leagues above genshin like not comparable

[grim edge]

drinkign straight from the faucet bc im an animal

[bright glade]

you arnet pressured as a spectator

[cerulean stirrup]

How do I prepare for the "pressure"

[potent merlin]

The only thing genshin is good for is to test android phones for throttling

[viral epoch]

I just said the game is not fit my taste. There is no appeal to it

I see Venti as external to the game, not within

[digital kayak]

the only thing genshin is good for is seeing who is sane or not

[bright glade]

play more and get comfortabnle with it

[viral epoch]

True

[grim edge]

im gonna lick a lawn mower battery

[digital kayak]

i bet genshin fans are the same people who watch these terrible anime movies

[arctic heart]

Genshin had everything to be an amazing game ngl

[viral epoch]

I didn't interpret it as one either

[grim edge]

i have never seen u guys talk abt chess for more than three minutes

[viral epoch]

No tbh

[cerulean stirrup]

Let's not forget that one anime that filtered a real life scene and plastered a anime face on the said scene

[digital kayak]

this is general no one cares

[digital kayak]

send me your italian game in DM's i wanna see if you use it right

[arctic heart]

one day i came here and ppl were legit talking about consuming dogs

[grim edge]

so uh, Chihuahua or golden retriever?

[cobalt beacon]

Omg guys! Do you think the world champion really wrote stuff about pyrolysis?

[digital kayak]

and you're surprised why?

[grim edge]

golden retriever would be tastier tbh

[arctic heart]

nah it's normal

[digital phoenix]

Beagle

[arctic heart]

Discord is like a social encounter between users who can't socialize

[digital kayak]

i can socalise

[arctic heart]

i include myself in that

[latent pebble]

real

I love eating beaver tails

[digital kayak]

i'm not a genshin fan so i can

[digital kayak]

i have fine tastes in entertainment

[digital phoenix]

Insert rainbow into ur name if weird

[arctic heart]

subject getting kinda bored do y'all wanna talk about war crimes,politics or chess

[spice pecan]

Quite a diverse server

[digital kayak]

why did i reply to that message

[latent pebble]

[bright glade]

@ anitta

[latent pebble]

I get it you’re not a fan of the lgbtq lmao

[spice pecan]

Yo

[arctic heart]

that's usually a plus

[digital phoenix]

Barely anyone with the rainbow flair is lgbt

[spice pecan]

Usually

[digital phoenix]

There’s like 1

[arctic heart]

you can't be fan of the LGBTQ

[spice pecan]

case in point

[latent pebble]

idk I just got here

[potent merlin]

Yeah, those Koreans man

[arctic heart]

a mistypo almost ended my life fr

[digital kayak]

you forgot the QI+12*(NDQ helicopters

[latent pebble]

Alzeihmers awareness month

[digital phoenix]

Attack helicopter

[potent merlin]

Why is there no defense helicopter?

[spice pecan]

Comedy kings try not to make an attack helicopter joke when referencing lgbt challenge (impossible)

[digital kayak]

i knew someone that genuinely thought that some people identify as helicopters hahaha

[latent pebble]

We already have a strong d

[arctic heart]

they can't stop fast foes

[digital phoenix]

Ah yes I got a nice server profile now

[arctic heart]

fixed and alligned with the ground artillery is more efficient when talking about defense

[viral epoch]

Genshin's gameplay is so extremely monotonous, that the only break you get from the same good-for-nothing map-navigating playthrough, are the very slow and limited archon quests with an overly excessive amount of dialogue. Sadly, this route was a must. This is discorteous to what a good video game should be. Genshin never had potential to thrive respectively on a complimentary level in the future.

[potent merlin]

Attack helicopter is for white, defense helicopter is for

[digital kayak]

i swear people's taste in entertainment is going downhill

[viral epoch]

What do if bored

Sleep?

[latent pebble]

Black should be more aggressive so they can equalize

[potent merlin]

Countergambit helicopter

[digital phoenix]

People who identify as helicopters can fly

[arctic heart]

i just think they could have built a good game using the MMO mechanic and type

[digital kayak]

no one watches good movies anymore. at least the new generation. no one enjoys good books, no one plays the classics its so depressing.

[arctic heart]

like imagine Genhsin Impact but pokémon themed

[viral epoch]

Real, Dragon Ball should be more popular

[digital phoenix]

2009

[latent pebble]

older than V probably

[spice pecan]

Racism moment

[digital kayak]

thats fine

[digital phoenix]

Oh yeah

[digital kayak]

how many people here have watched classic 80s films apart from me

[spice pecan]

Shorts are only decreasing that lol

[digital kayak]

im not expecting much

[latent pebble]

I’m normal

I watch peak

[spice pecan]

Can’t wait till goldfish’s attention spans exceed gen gamma’s

[latent pebble]

I don’t watch silent ass movies frank Sinatra shi

[digital kayak]

what did you watch thats good

[arctic heart]

Shorts are the most boring part of my day because i'm in massive hunt for good content but can't find anything

[digital kayak]

80s are not that

[latent pebble]

everything I’ve watched is peak

[latent pebble]

I’m aware

[arctic heart]

if i just go to normal youtube i can find good content in like 2 mins

[digital kayak]

so you dont watch 80s films

[viral epoch]

Sounds very different yet riveting

[digital kayak]

because that is peak movies

[latent pebble]

Yeah 80s films are not peak some are though

[spice pecan]

People who like that stuff have the iq of woodpeckers

[digital kayak]

80s films are peak

[digital phoenix]

Frank Sinatra balls in yo jaws

[digital kayak]

ok whats better

[latent pebble]

real asf

[digital kayak]

dont you dare say modern films

modern films are not nearly as good

[potent merlin]

80s have some good movies but I'm generally not a movie person. Blade runner, the thing, predator

[viral epoch]

Watched many old movies with my dad, but my memory is so vague I can't recall what

[digital phoenix]

What did he do

[potent merlin]

Idk what else

[spice pecan]

Film industry peaked from 60’s to 90’s

[latent pebble]

Peak mankind

[arctic heart]

because every 200 videos i find smth funny or actually interesting

[arctic heart]

shorts takes away like 5-10% of my day,i'm concerned

[spice pecan]

Older films were ass because they lacked effects to supplement unique concepts

[potent merlin]

I wonder what year is godfather 3

[viral epoch]

Skill

[potent merlin]

Time to Google, could be 80s

[digital phoenix]

Back to the future

[latent pebble]

Free incho

[viral epoch]

Idk, DBS: Broly was sick

[latent pebble]

Literally 1984

[arctic heart]

Of course in Brazil

[viral epoch]

I like it

[spice pecan]

Animation industry peaked in the 80’s to 90’s too imo

[arctic heart]

i remember watching a ww2 documentary back in the 20's

[potent merlin]

Wait what happened

[spice pecan]

Honestly respect traditional cel animation

[latent pebble]

@digital kayak diehard is peak

[arctic heart]

lmao did Incho got muted?

[spice pecan]

Is he still muted

[potent merlin]

For what and for how long

[latent pebble]

Punchmade dev is a freak

[undone dove]

rip

[latent pebble]

real

[spice pecan]

Not the best response tbh

[latent pebble]

LMAO

[arctic heart]

how did the convo evolved onto that

[potent merlin]

Lol what

[arctic heart]

and why did he leak the plans

[latent pebble]

[uneven sequoia]

proof anyone can make it to 1750 https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/80962858911?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

JDOlazo (1752) vs. NotUSRated (1665)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 e6 3. f4 d5 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. Bb5 Nf6 6. e5 Ng4 7. d4 Bd7 8. dxc5 Bxc5 9. Bxc6 Bxc6 10. Nd4 h5 11. h3 Qh4+ 12. [Kf1] 

[spice pecan]

mfs when they lose several hundred elo

[uneven sequoia]

they just crumble and play like 1000s\

[arctic heart]

sometimes i play 2 games lose both then never play chess for the rest of the week

and somehow i'm 1000 (almost)

[latent pebble]

How long incho muted for

[spice pecan]

(Real)

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge

[latent pebble]

[arctic heart]

No one has sent a message in the life timespam of a mosquito larvae,Laugh and start spamming "dead chat xd"

[latent pebble]

nah wtf mods selling

[digital phoenix]

No shot how many times has he gotten muted alrdy

[latent pebble]

did anitta mute him

[spice pecan]

I’ve seen some of what they let slide

[digital phoenix]

Even with 6 warns I only get 3 days

[latent pebble]

I have 5

[frosty ember]

Hey chess fellows

[spice pecan]

Disproportionately harsh imo

[latent pebble]

idk why tbh they selling

[digital phoenix]

Interesting name

[frosty ember]

Im new to chss how do i get good

[arctic heart]

the only reason the mods don't ban us all is because we are the reason this chat is almost always active

[latent pebble]

He muted me for saying something about a certain apartheid 😦

[digital phoenix]

Tf is that

Not banned no

[latent pebble]

Apartheid state

[arctic heart]

there's was more than one apartheid?

[spice pecan]

You should imo

[latent pebble]

yes

Israel and Palestine

[spice pecan]

Bro y’all have 138 boosts

[digital phoenix]

Actually some guy cheated to 3k with nitro boost and managed to stay a few days

[spice pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[arctic heart]

3k elo?

[potent merlin]

The darkbunny2 guy?

[latent pebble]

real

[digital phoenix]

Kemp

[digital phoenix]

Boosting himself with alts

[spice pecan]

Booster favoritism moment

[arctic heart]

alright time for our daily racism moment

i really like races

[latent pebble]

Why did you boost

[digital phoenix]

Ur pink

[arctic heart]

especially formula 1

do you guys watch rali or smth?

[latent pebble]

they will still ban you lmao

[arctic heart]

gg

[digital phoenix]

They won’t

[latent pebble]

they will

[digital phoenix]

They won’t

[arctic heart]

i had a good 40 minutes

[latent pebble]

Bad at fifa = no opinion

I don’t wanna hear it

[digital phoenix]

What’s ur rank huh

[potent merlin]

Can you fight the urge to get banned for a month?

[latent pebble]

uh

[digital phoenix]

Exactly

[latent pebble]

I’m the 117 ovr do u not remember me

[digital phoenix]

H2h not vs

[hexed jewel]

YAY

[digital phoenix]

And I’m 120 ovr but what’s ur rank

[latent pebble]

let me check in washed

[arctic heart]

nah y'all talking about fifa mobile?

[latent pebble]

wtf u grinding

[hexed jewel]

bruh fifa mobile ?

[opaque apex]

"surely, paying money is better than identifying what gets me banned and not doing whatever that is "

[hexed jewel]

nobody plays that sh1t

[latent pebble]

you were like 107 last time I checked

[digital phoenix]

Here u go

[opaque apex]

my dad plays fifa mobile I think

[arctic heart]

never understood why players go over 99 overall

[latent pebble]

I haven’t played in like two years tbf

[hexed jewel]

that's weak bruh my friend got +13 skill boost and got pele gullit and beckham prime icon

[digital phoenix]

Filled it up with Spanish players only

[digital phoenix]

I don’t need higher ovr I can beat everyone else easily

[arctic heart]

it's peak in my class tho

[hexed jewel]

...

[arctic heart]

should i start playing it?

[digital phoenix]

I beat 126 ovr daily

[hexed jewel]

hí team í 800 m

[latent pebble]

They gave me a free zlatan Ronaldo and Vinicius wtf @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

Yeah

[hexed jewel]

;-;

[viscid jacinth]

Heheheha

[abstract lance]

guys should i get 100 elo

[latent pebble]

broke ass

[digital phoenix]

I got some Georgian guy from tots I’m not gonna use him

[wintry forge]

🤱

[hexed jewel]

yeye

[viscid jacinth]

I am bired

[digital phoenix]

Gimme some

[hexed jewel]

sure bro

;-;

[digital phoenix]

[abstract lance]

Should i get 1000 elo?

[dark axle]

.

[viscid jacinth]

Beggar smh

[digital phoenix]

I literally have nitro

[hexed jewel]

bro how to earn money as a 13 yo

[opaque apex]

this is the voice of chess.com trying to get us to give them more money

[viscid jacinth]

Then why ask

[hexed jewel]

I MEAN HOW BRO

[abstract lance]

hm i get

[wintry forge]

Hey yall i do forex and i made 3k in 3 weeks clear profit at the age of 16

[hexed jewel]

🔫

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge

[hexed jewel]

annnnnnnyways @digital phoenix wanna play

[wintry forge]

Ik its too random i felt like i have to tell someone

[hexed jewel]

bruh I can't even chill

F ye moon club gonna win

[uneven sequoia]

damnnn

[wintry forge]

I anyways made 3k in 3 weeks
Which is 90k Egyptian pounds which is damn alot for a 16 year old dude with a laptop with no gf

[hard gale]

GUYS WHAT DO I DO BLACK TO MOVE PUZZLE

[uneven sequoia]

win

[hard gale]

NO WHAT MOVE DO I DO ITS A PUZZLE RUSH

[hexed jewel]

????

[uneven sequoia]

look for tactics

checks, captures, attacks

[hard gale]

bruh

[hexed jewel]

I only have $55 I made as a strimer

[hard gale]

nvm

[broken portal]

not that much bro do better

[uneven sequoia]

any checks?

[opaque apex]

wait I think I see it

[hard gale]

BRO IT IS

[latent pebble]

I have 18m on fifa y’all broke

[wintry forge]

Doin ma best 🫂

[broken portal]

good mindset tho, keep going

[opaque apex]

do you want me to tell you or

[latent pebble]

Qh4+

[opaque apex]

because I think it'll help if you work it out yourself

[earnest drift]

привет, как дела, ребята?

[latent pebble]

Qh4+ is winning

[broken portal]

oh easy i think

was thinking that lol

[opaque apex]

It's a fork

[wintry forge]

Cuka blyat

[hard gale]

NOW WHAT

[uneven sequoia]

always look for checks

[latent pebble]

Dawg

[latent pebble]

Are you slow

[opaque apex]

turn off caps lock

[broken portal]

bro cmon lol

[hard gale]

bruh there

[potent merlin]

Bruh your profile says 1200-1399, you should see this in 2 seconds

[latent pebble]

Qe4+ winning the rook

[hearty mural]

attacks

[grim edge]

en passant

[latent pebble]

He’s slow in the head

[hard gale]

shoosh lol

[hard gale]

ye

[earnest drift]

что

[opaque apex]

one of the pawns can be taken. Which one?

[earnest drift]

@wintry forge что

[grim edge]

AND HE SACKS THE ROOOOOOKKKKK

i always feel bad for people whose games get made into puzzles

[hard gale]

bruh i lost that puzzle anyway

[grim edge]

like imagine being in a winning position and then somebody does some magic trickery and takes ur queen

[grave wasp]

aye my just joined is back

[wintry forge]

Messi is better than ronaldo

[digital phoenix]

Kill

[broken portal]

W alex

[digital phoenix]

Ligma

[grave wasp]

hi las

[wintry forge]

Ligma balls please

[earnest drift]

有人是中国人吗

[grim edge]

i will never get trusted role hehe

[latent pebble]

Definitely sparkles in japan

[grave wasp]

@digital phoenix say "genshin" in my server

[potent merlin]

"genshin" in my server

[latent pebble]

short bus activities

[vague sorrel]

hi

[grim edge]

thats a u problem brosquito i am very cool

[digital phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

[grave wasp]

why so many just joined's all of a sudden

[vague sorrel]

what is the best opening?

[hard gale]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SUCK AT PUZZLES

[grim edge]

center game

[uneven sequoia]

nothing

[grave wasp]

do it

[bold delta]

What's goodie my gang

[digital phoenix]

Genshit

[wintry forge]

I lost 7 games in a row does that mean im weak

[vague sorrel]

no

[uneven sequoia]

do you understand how puzzles work? you're struggling with 500 rated puzzles. they're checks to mate or win material almost always

[potent merlin]

That means you need to do them more

[bold delta]

Ok gang

[vague sorrel]

ya i got to 1100 rating but i dropped down to 930

i lost like 20 games in a row

i havent played chess for sometime im taking a break

[digital phoenix]

Yes

[grim edge]

no pity lol

[uneven sequoia]

depends on who you lst to

[grim edge]

least u were an 1100 at least once 😭

[vague sorrel]

usually taking a break helps

[broken portal]

based

[digital phoenix]

I beat someone 85-1

[grim edge]

take a break, immediately gain 200 elo in a day

[digital phoenix]

I don’t wanna talk about how I lost

[uneven sequoia]

how did you lose

[broken portal]

on time?

[wintry forge]

U lost

[grim edge]

scholars mate

[uneven sequoia]

lol

[grim edge]

almost certainly scholars mate

[graceful sky]

hello

[vague sorrel]

once i won 9-0 by trolling and i did scholars mate every time

[wintry forge]

I once lost in 3 moves

[uneven sequoia]

probably ssome dumb bishop premove to snag queen

[vague sorrel]

i still to this day dont know what was wrong with that guy

[turbid sluice]

En passant

[wintry forge]

Yo ligma

[grim edge]

holy hell

[vague sorrel]

even worse he was 430 💀

too high to lose like that

[uneven sequoia]

1.e4 e5 2. Qh5 is playable against anyone so openings mostly don't matter

[wintry forge]

Those admins never sleeps

[digital kayak]

It’s not playable at all levels

[grim edge]

ya only gm+ fall for.it

[uneven sequoia]

yes it is lol

[digital kayak]

GMs will Beat it

[wintry forge]

Im diatomic carlsen

Son of magnus

[vague sorrel]

Pov: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6

[potent merlin]

Wayward queen is only -0.4

It's alright

[wintry forge]

I tought him how to fork

[digital phoenix]

Not necessarily also

[vague sorrel]

white is gonna be so happy with that opening

prove me wrong

[grim edge]

grunfeld == garfield????

[uneven sequoia]

not true. look up carlsen - dominguez perez st louis blitz 2019

[grim edge]

holy hell

[wintry forge]

Bro is a nerd

[uneven sequoia]

also nakamura had it in his tournament rep pre 2010 iirc

[grim edge]

the garfield variation of the kia

[vague sorrel]

naw top opening i gotta give it to Damiano Defense 💀

[grim edge]

marshall ftw

[uneven sequoia]

almost unplayable tho

[broken portal]

real

[uneven sequoia]

theres lots of theory in it and it becomes very playable afetr the opening

[vague sorrel]

u wanna know something about me, my first brilliant move came like this 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5!!

damiano defense lol

[broken portal]

thats always been

[vague sorrel]

its fr the goat

[wintry forge]

Man im a 1300 elo why would i know that

[broken portal]

this is truly a cool move (took a pawn)

[vague sorrel]

OMG GENIUS

bishop takes then knight takes with a fork

won a pawn

[broken portal]

it all wins a pawn too its funny af

[solar marten]

e4 e5 ke2 wins

[vague sorrel]

im gonna be honest me myself wouldnt care about a single pawn, i would see that but not do it

[uneven sequoia]

because you may have faced it

[solar marten]

by force

[wintry forge]

And 2 points of material

[broken portal]

just go for it

[tough sierra]

does anyone want a really stupid math joke I made

[broken portal]

brilliant farm

[solar marten]

no chance black survives after e4

[grim edge]

And he sacs the QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[uneven sequoia]

winning a pawn becomes a genuine high level tactic above 1600 OTB

[tough sierra]

dm cause it probably goes against cc discord rules

[solar marten]

Ke2 unstoppable