💬〡general-off-topic

[tepid breach]

No

[wispy briar]

dawg this is pathetic

[flat gyro]

This is to make moderation easier

[tepid breach]

Yes

[tepid breach]

What is?

[flat gyro]

Then read the damn rules and stop asking stupid questions

[wispy briar]

what your doing

[tepid breach]

Should've told me

[tepid breach]

I did

[flat gyro]

💀

Ok buddy

[tepid breach]

Be more specific I'm typing, talking, and texting.

[frozen escarp]

@nimble niche why do we have 5 games 💀

[tepid breach]

Wait same shit my bad

[wispy briar]

wtf is wrong with you

[tepid breach]

Nothing is why?

[quartz mauve]

why they are aggressive with you

?

[tepid breach]

Honestly, i dont know

[mighty remnant]

know thy classics
what do we play here

[quartz mauve]

that's normal or what

[tepid breach]

No

[tepid breach]

Ne2?

[quartz mauve]

🤔

[mighty remnant]

no

[flat gyro]

Gold coin game

[tepid breach]

Dang

[mighty remnant]

yessss

[flat gyro]

Qg3

[tepid breach]

Oh

[mighty remnant]

what do we playy
YES

[quartz mauve]

qf8

[tepid breach]

Wasn't the gold coin game where the masters played so well that the viewers threw gold coins?

[mighty remnant]

WE SACRIFICE THE QUEEEEENNNN

[flat gyro]

The move was so crazy they threw gold coins

[quartz mauve]

Qf8

[flat gyro]

Just mate everywhyere

[tepid breach]

Oh okay I was close but thanks for confirmation

[tepid breach]

Yeah

[flat gyro]

Bro what?

[quartz mauve]

.

[sharp galleon]

ah the classic

[flat gyro]

And?

[wispy briar]

the sacrifice was g3

[mighty remnant]

yes :>

[flat gyro]

What about Qf8?

[tepid breach]

H2 pawn takes queen Ne2 checkmate

[flat gyro]

Qf8 isn't legal

[quartz mauve]

He take and I take with the knight

[sharp galleon]

Marshall vs another GM which I forgot the name of

[mighty remnant]

ye

[flat gyro]

what??

[patent delta]

как загрузить фото на этот канал?

[wispy briar]

huh?

[flat gyro]

Not again bruh

[patent delta]

how do i upload pics to this channel?

[mighty remnant]

Marshall and Stefen Levitsky

[flat gyro]

Get trusted

[flat gyro]

Use /trust

[tepid breach]

Russian?

[patent delta]

yes

[tepid breach]

Oh ok

[patent delta]

?

[tepid breach]

Cómo están?

[patent delta]

something wrong?

[tepid breach]

No

I'm ok.

[wispy briar]

muy mal porque tu

i dont know spanish at all but maybe that made sense lol

[tepid breach]

Porque estás muy mal?

No

[flat gyro]

🗿

[tepid breach]

XD

[broken portal]

Yep totally

[warped oriole]

scholars mate trollin

[broken portal]

Vienna

[tepid breach]

Think scholars mate

[flat gyro]

Why bruh

I got paired with a 2000

[wispy briar]

these are dumb

[broken portal]

U can do it

[tepid breach]

I got u fam

I'm 500 elo chess.com thinks I'm 1250

[wispy briar]

you most likely said you were better than you are

[tepid breach]

Isk

Idk

[broken portal]

My puzzles are 1800 atm bit my rating is 700 rapid lol,

[shadow forum]

Anyone want to hop on moomoo.io?

[wispy briar]

yea thats usually how it is

[tepid breach]

How to get higher rated puzzles?

[wispy briar]

just play them and they slowly go up

[quartz mauve]

Why is that

[tepid breach]

Ok

[wispy briar]

if you get them right that is

[broken portal]

Cuz i dont have motivation to play normal rated games

[wispy briar]

puzzles do not at all resemble your actual rating

almost everyone has a way higher puzzle rating

[quartz mauve]

I'm anoby you can play with me and win

[broken portal]

That too

[quartz mauve]

I don't play puzzle

[wispy briar]

cool?

[flat gyro]

What is this 2000 on? He's making weird moves

[quartz mauve]

That's why I'm noby

[last verge]

i want to be 200

[quartz mauve]

Lol

[wispy briar]

for example: I got this puzzle at 1750

and its more of like a 200 puzzle

[flat gyro]

?? This guy hung his knight

[broken portal]

I had a nice anastasia mate in my puzzle

Pretty fun knowing patterns ngl

[quartz mauve]

he hung the game

Lol

[flat gyro]

Yeah idk what's going on

[quartz mauve]

What's your elo

[broken portal]

Better beat him vy

[quartz mauve]

Oh you are anoby like Me

[flat gyro]

How do I lose this?

[quartz mauve]

lol

You lose

[digital phoenix]

vy

[flat gyro]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

H

[quartz mauve]

what's the time in America rn

[placid egret]

we have 4 times zones... technically more

[broken portal]

11pm or 2am

[modern night]

2:07 on east coast

[broken portal]

Nice one vy

[placid egret]

hawaii in shambles rn

[quartz mauve]

It's 9 am in me place

[digital phoenix]

It’s 2pm for me

[modern night]

same

[flat gyro]

I'm in Hawaii 💀

[broken portal]

Its 8am here

Woke up at 3:50 like a boss

[flat gyro]

Do you live in EU?

[placid egret]

i just realized

i havent slept in like 20 hours

no wonder i cant focus

[flat gyro]

I just took a 3 hour midday nap

[broken portal]

Sadly yeah

[flat gyro]

I sleep too much

[flat gyro]

I'm sorry for your loss

[quartz mauve]

You know before 3 hours we are in different day

[quartz mauve]

Sadly?

[broken portal]

Its very boring in the netherlands

[quartz mauve]

I dream to be in eu

Lol

[flat gyro]

Yeah America sucks too

[digital phoenix]

In my previous college there was this rest room with a lot of chairs to sleep ones then I always fell asleep

Can’t blame me for being late for class

[grim edge]

it was an experiment that got out of hand

[broken portal]

My avg sleep is 4hrs

[quartz mauve]

come to Iraq you can't stand one day

Lol

[modest sorrel]

W

[flat gyro]

You slept in the restroom? 💀

[nimble niche]

[modest sorrel]

Healthy💪💪

[digital phoenix]

Sleeping room

[broken portal]

Not rly but ik that

[digital phoenix]

New user when

[quartz mauve]

why do you have job

[gray tangle]

Where you from

[digital phoenix]

Malaysia

[broken portal]

No i stopped being self employed, too dangerous and business was meh

[digital phoenix]

When ur self employed u realise ur boss is a dick

[flat gyro]

fr

[digital phoenix]

So hard to ask him for off days

[quartz mauve]

do anyone here know Iraq?

[broken portal]

I work whenever i wanted tho

[digital phoenix]

A country

[broken portal]

Made quite a bit of money, stopped doing it

2years of work all worth it

Risky job tho

[quartz mauve]

I wasn't know

[digital phoenix]

Why do u have a gif under ur user

[grim edge]

HELLO CHAT

[digital phoenix]

Hi cheater

[grim edge]

no longer

[flat gyro]

?

[digital phoenix]

Once a cheater never forgotten

[grim edge]

well some would say otherwise

[digital phoenix]

Who would

[broken portal]

Thats my original pfp

This is server pfp

[digital phoenix]

Ah thats what it does

[broken portal]

Ye nitro lets u do that

[digital phoenix]

I have nitro I never tried

Who needs a server pfp anyway

[last verge]

gothamchess really went downhill

[flat gyro]

Do I mate or windmill first

[digital phoenix]

Rxg7

[flat gyro]

K

[digital phoenix]

And then blunder mate if u feel like it

[broken portal]

True

This ones good.

[flat gyro]

If I'm feeling a little spicy maybe

[runic canopy]

Wait... You can mate then windmill?

[broken portal]

Nvm its awful

[digital phoenix]

Actually u can’t even blunder backrank cos the queen is also protecting

[flat gyro]

Wdym

[rocky ether]

Mm

[digital phoenix]

U could Re1 I think

[runic canopy]

You said which one you wanted to do first. And it's also a joke.

[flat gyro]

I asked if I mate or windmill before i Mate

[digital phoenix]

Windmill first or mate

[broken portal]

Btw whats windmill, im a chess noob

[flat gyro]

He went with option C and resigned

[digital phoenix]

Go round and round

[flat gyro]

Free elo

[digital phoenix]

What is this 21

Are u on a new account or smth

[flat gyro]

Yeah

Alting while I'm tilted on main

[digital phoenix]

Be better

[runic canopy]

Windmill is a special kind of perpetual where mate is usually inevitable, and if it is preventable, it still brings big advantage.

[hexed jewel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/80894426633

[worn ice]

Chessontrack (2354) vs. carlseng (2355)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c3 Nf6 3. Nf3 c5 4. Nbd2 Nc6 5. e3 Bg4 6. Bb5 e6 7. Qa4 Rc8 8. Ne5 Qb6 9. Bxc6+ bxc6 10. dxc5 Bxc5 11. Nxg4 Nxg4 12. Qxg4 Bxe3 13. fxe3 Qxe3+ 14. Qe2 Qb6 15. Nf3 O-O 16. Be3 c5 17. a3 f6 18. O-O e5 19. Rad1 d4 20. cxd4 cxd4 21. Nxd4 exd4 22. Bxd4 Qb3 23. Rd3 Qa4 24. Qe6+ Kh8 25. Bc3 a6 26. Rg3 Rc6 27. Qe7 Rg8 28. h3 Qc4 29. Rxg7 Rxg7 30. Rxf6 Rxf6 31. Bxf6 Qc1+ 32. Kf2 Qd2+ 33. Qe2 Qf4+ 34. Qf3 Qd2+ 35. Kg1 Qc1+ 36. Kh2 Qc7+ 37. Kg1 Qc1+ 38. Qf1 Qc5+ 39. Kh1 a5 40. Qd1 Qf8 41. Qd4 h6 42. Bxg7+ Qxg7 43. Qxg7+ Kxg7 44. Kh2 Kf6 45. Kg3 Kf5 46. Kf3 a4 47. g4+ Kg5 48. Kg3 h5 49. h4+ 

[digital phoenix]

Have balls

[hexed jewel]

can anyone review that for me

[flat gyro]

;-;

[hexed jewel]

?

[digital phoenix]

If u tilt play until u win

[broken portal]

I see i see

[flat gyro]

That would take quite a while

[sacred sigil]

Yo

[digital phoenix]

U must be swiftboycldx

[hexed jewel]

bruh las can u help me game rev

[digital phoenix]

No computer

[hexed jewel]

aaaa

[digital phoenix]

I have to log in on web and die

What do you think ur accuracy is

[flat gyro]

Use lichess

[hexed jewel]

idk I did a rook sac

[digital phoenix]

If u stray more than 5 give me nitro

[hexed jewel]

?

wdym by stray

[flat gyro]

Off by

He wants you to guess your cpas score

[hexed jewel]

can sb help me bruh

[hexed jewel]

WHAT IS STRAY

[digital phoenix]

U got 87.5 and a brilliant

[hexed jewel]

Sheesh

[digital phoenix]

Like go away from

Stray from the original value

[hexed jewel]

the other guy is 78.5

[digital phoenix]

Deviate

[hexed jewel]

uhm I got 88.2

[digital phoenix]

Yeah idk my engine says what it says

[hexed jewel]

this is not bril ?

BUT THIS IS ?

[digital phoenix]

Second looks better

[hexed jewel]

;-;

[old thistle]

Light mode?

[broken portal]

Yikes

[grim edge]

you're a horrible person

[hexed jewel]

under 2000 ?

[hexed jewel]

being bad at chess ?

[old thistle]

I sitll got my puzzle rating don't worry

[hexed jewel]

how much

[grim edge]

If he takes with rook you get an unstoppable mate in 2 i think

[digital phoenix]

Being lower rated than me?

[hexed jewel]

if count puzzles I am like hikaru bro

[old thistle]

2974 or something

[broken portal]

Why r u so toxic liang lol

[hexed jewel]

3250 without PREM

[old thistle]

Prem?

[grim edge]

Or you win both rooks

[hexed jewel]

what

[old thistle]

Oh

[grim edge]

you're going to hell (respectfully)

[hexed jewel]

lol nice joke

I murdered u and like obliterated u bro

[digital phoenix]

God can I get a trumpet

[hexed jewel]

ok cant argue about that

[lament jacinth]

RAHHH SCIPIO

[grim edge]

wow ok

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge

[old thistle]

[grim edge]

hi

[digital phoenix]

Wait what was the account that got locked out

[hexed jewel]

[digital phoenix]

Did u have another discord account

[grim edge]

no why?

[old thistle]

Everything legit don't worry

[digital phoenix]

That’s the fastest unlock out I have ever seen

[grim edge]

it was by chesswind

[digital phoenix]

In my life

[old thistle]

Actually it took more than 5 hours

Not really fast

[hexed jewel]

bro why u have top 5

[lament jacinth]

BAD SCIPIO

[hexed jewel]

I thought it doesn't count

[grim edge]

well i didnt start appealing until like 1-2 hours ago

[digital phoenix]

Oh yeah it does

[grim edge]

other arenas i played in

[hexed jewel]

but but but

[grim edge]

w/o cheating

[old thistle]

He played 3 times I heard so not sure what to do

[digital phoenix]

We should take away all his roles as punishment

[hexed jewel]

that's uhm ok

[hexed jewel]

YE YEYE

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[digital phoenix]

Take away his rating role also

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[hexed jewel]

like dream he got all his speedrun world records deleted

[digital phoenix]

And give less than 500

[grim edge]

WAIT WHY MY RATING ROLE

[hexed jewel]

YEYEYE

[old thistle]

His rating role is never accurate anyway

[digital phoenix]

Like man city and nothing happened

[hexed jewel]

FOR SURE THAT'S A GREAT IDEA

[hexed jewel]

...

[grim edge]

my 1070 rapid soon to be 1100 means nothing ig

[broken portal]

Lmfao

[hexed jewel]

man city won 6 cups I think

[digital phoenix]

Yeah they had 100 violations so long ago and there’s still no punishment

[spare roost]

Lol

[old thistle]

Well you never played like a 1k

[spare roost]

Nowhere near 6

[grim edge]

hi chat

[grim edge]

i am rn tho

[digital phoenix]

I feel like they’re paying off

[hexed jewel]

<500

[old thistle]

Hi

[spare roost]

Man city are trash anyway

[digital phoenix]

With an engine ofc not duh

[hexed jewel]

scip can I get a rating role of <-299

[old thistle]

No

[grim edge]

hru

damn,

[hexed jewel]

bruh

[spare roost]

Scipio can I get this user hates trusted

[flat gyro]

Connect a low rated alt like Bong

[hexed jewel]

like maybe in the future ?

[grim edge]

i got my opponent thinking for a solid 3 mins

[digital phoenix]

Scipio can I get

[old thistle]

Uni live stream in a minute and Monday but I guess it could be worse. U?

[digital phoenix]

Scipio can I get a trumpet

[grim edge]

i won im now 1109

[old thistle]

I don't give out these role. If I would do, everyone would ask me for one

[grim edge]

in a photography class and it’s pretty good

[sacred sigil]

Hello

[hexed jewel]

OMG BRO 9/.11

[old thistle]

Nice

[digital phoenix]

How did those who have it even get it

[old thistle]

Just change your display name

[digital phoenix]

I have never seen them before in my life before July

[flat gyro]

. -.

[old thistle]

I think Anitta gave it but idk

[digital phoenix]

Shit it’s only june

[hexed jewel]

bruh what

[grim edge]

instead of using an engine to play like a 2k i shall i get to 2k 😎

[old thistle]

[viscid thunder]

how come?

[digital phoenix]

That’s not gonna happen

[sacred sigil]

I shall I 💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

lol

[spare roost]

Ur 1000 bro chill

[old thistle]

I thought you wanted to quit chess

[digital phoenix]

My calendar is off

[grim edge]

not anymore

[old thistle]

K

[sacred sigil]

@grim edge NAHHHH

[quartz mauve]

I'm 1000 🥹

[digital phoenix]

That old

[sacred sigil]

I'm 1399 bby

[grim edge]

ill get to 2k at one point

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Karim Barek (roadtoglory0th)

This is the Chess.com profile of roadtoglory0th. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Karim Barek (roadtoglory0th)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 803 (966 peak)
Blitz: 1399 (1399 peak)

[grim edge]

just give it time

[sacred sigil]

The name

[digital phoenix]

Omg it’s Karim benzema

[sacred sigil]

YASSIR

[hexed jewel]

wtf bro

[spare roost]

He went to Saudi though

[hexed jewel]

that guys ded

out of prime

[digital phoenix]

Saudi is still better than mls

[spare roost]

No ur just brain dead

[hexed jewel]

going to go to mls

[spare roost]

Fax

[sacred sigil]

My last 2 games had a brilliant

[digital phoenix]

mls full of shit

[hexed jewel]

David Beckham > rich

[spare roost]

Do y’all know the reason why Messi went to America?

[digital phoenix]

For money he got shares or smth

[sacred sigil]

Been playing for 5 months

[hexed jewel]

who

[digital phoenix]

Messi

[spare roost]

And also Messi can’t speak English

[sacred sigil]

With a personal coach Called gotham

[spare roost]

And there are a lot of Mexicans in Miami

[hexed jewel]

oh I want him to go to barca

[digital phoenix]

Messi is too shit to compete in la liga

[hexed jewel]

;-;

[tardy dock]

What is 10 + 9?

[sacred sigil]

21

[digital phoenix]

It’s over it’s osimhen era now

[tardy dock]

https://s8.uupload.ir/files/inshot_20230619_100254883_iu0y.jpg

[spare roost]

Pessi is a big fraud anyway

[tardy dock]

CORRECT

[sacred sigil]

YASSSIR

[digital phoenix]

The only good player in Argentina is emi martinez

Still wont make me an argentina fan

[grim edge]

I'm now on my bed

[spare roost]

Which team u support anyway

[digital phoenix]

Which league

[grim edge]

so why did they win the cup?

[spare roost]

In your country’s league I guess

[alpine haven]

Real Madrid >>>

[digital phoenix]

But main 2 is United and atletico

[digital phoenix]

I live in a country who’s shit at football

North Korea qualified for wc they were ok

Only the coach

Players only got humiliated

[noble glen]

Would it be fine if I made a chess yt channel inspired on Gotham, but in spanish? Just including GTE, how to win at chess, and some of his series but in spanish (ofc with my own recordings, own sub games, my content but inspired on his channel)

[spare roost]

India?

[digital phoenix]

Malaysia

Every time I see them get destroyed by thailand

Load of bullshit

[rain depot]

guys, is there a way to check everygame ive played against the scandinavian?

[digital phoenix]

Games and then search Scandinavian in opening

[grim edge]

WDYM

[noble glen]

Lasanga how do you get the "Arena" titles?

[alpine haven]

My country is only good at basketball

[rain depot]

I did, but it shows "nothing"

[grim edge]

no

[spare roost]

Be prepared to go to court then

[flat gyro]

openingtree.com

[digital phoenix]

Fide online arena, pay money, search it up

[grim edge]

it's a pretty good idea, most of the chess content is in english so having it in other languages ​​would be nice

[noble glen]

What really?

[hexed jewel]

I like seeing vietnam bullying malaysia lol

[noble glen]

Thanks

[flat gyro]

Arena titles are a scam smh

[digital phoenix]

Did they play idk the last one I watched was a while ago

[bright glade]

fr

[hexed jewel]

a bit long but malaysia is WEAK af

[digital phoenix]

The one where Malaysia 1-0 ed thailand and everyone was hyped and then they lost the return game

[noble glen]

Yeah but it wouldn't be his content directly, it would be me doing chess content inspired by him lol, like with my face, my recordings, etc, I would try to be as funny as him that's my goal

[digital phoenix]

And then the sea games 2016 where the keeper scored own goal

[viscid thunder]

guys how ca i get permission to chat in development chat

[flat gyro]

💀

[digital phoenix]

Connect account

[spare roost]

By removing the Ukraine flag

[viscid thunder]

thanks

[quartz mauve]

Why your message that's long

[digital phoenix]

2016 was a great year also when Portugal beat France in extra time

[noble glen]

Damn sorry 😭

[spare roost]

Best game oat

[viscid thunder]

pity germany in 2016 euro

[digital phoenix]

Also watched Spain croatia today very nice game

[quartz mauve]

did you see the final in Qatar

[digital phoenix]

Shithousery

[sacred sigil]

Nahhh

[quartz mauve]

Argentin suck France

[spare roost]

Funny that modric hasn’t won a single trophy with Croatia

[digital phoenix]

My team wasn’t even there

[quartz mauve]

What's your time

[digital phoenix]

Losing to morocco to penalties like absolute idiots

[sacred sigil]

I uploaded my first yt video I have no idea what and how to do the videos

[digital phoenix]

I support spain

[spare roost]

Why

[digital phoenix]

Cos good team

[quartz mauve]

Morocco played good

[spare roost]

In 2010 yes

But now they’re shit

[digital phoenix]

Won unl u know not that bad

[flat gyro]

Why can't you play in the pool?

[digital phoenix]

Also still have decent players

[spare roost]

Mickey Mouse trophy

[quartz mauve]

I was support Morocco because it's an Arab country

[digital phoenix]

Rodri laporte morata and the like

[flat gyro]

I meant the player pool

[digital phoenix]

I liked casillas tho

[mild apex]

Football?

[spare roost]

Morata isn’t that good

[flat gyro]

.- .

[digital phoenix]

Noooooo bowling what do u think

[quartz mauve]

I like Hakime

[sacred sigil]

Lemme anger y'all with 3 words

[spare roost]

I’m 2000

[digital phoenix]

PSG overrated

[flat gyro]

I'm good

[sacred sigil]

I love soccer

[digital phoenix]

But ig hakimi was good

[sacred sigil]

Soccer is so good

[spare roost]

No

[digital phoenix]

Hmmmmmmmm

[viscid thunder]

Are you guys talking about Morrocco vs Spain?

[flat gyro]

soccer >> football

[digital phoenix]

The penalties one yeah

[sacred sigil]

Shi my bad gee

Soccer is lovely today

[mild apex]

Bowler

[viscid thunder]

yeah hakimi is kinda overatted

[quartz mauve]

I don't know why I don't understand you

[quartz mauve]

No men he is good

[sacred sigil]

Are you being racist and homophobic it's a they ok

[flat gyro]

I can't tell if my opponent is trying to find the best move or is rage stalling

[sacred sigil]

I identify as a gay penguin

[honest mirage]

same

[digital phoenix]

I eat penguins

[viscid thunder]

I know, he's just not as imporatant as most people think in my oppinion

[grim edge]

hakimi is good, psg is overatted

[quartz mauve]

men Im not American me English so bad

So I can't understand you

[digital phoenix]

Yeah messi and neymar overrated they’re shit now compared to barca version

[sacred sigil]

I will cancel u on Twitter

[quartz mauve]

because the are old

[digital phoenix]

Zlatan was still good when old

[viscid thunder]

iss neymar old now 🙂

[quartz mauve]

yeah but not anyone like zlatan

[grim edge]

?

[quartz mauve]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

Already retired

[tardy dock]

Tell your name without telling it @everyone

[viscid thunder]

lol

[quartz mauve]

he is good

[digital phoenix]

Food

[viscid thunder]

Your joke is very funny

[noble glen]

Ibrahimovic lmao

[tardy dock]

Disqusting?

[digital phoenix]

No hablo ingles

[broken portal]

Zlatan didnt retire from football, football retired from zlatan

[quartz mauve]

Arab men

[tardy dock]

Muhammad xD

[noble glen]

Ehh I mean it was just a bit of irony not really crazy funny

[quartz mauve]

what

[viscid thunder]

Vietnam

[quartz mauve]

you are being racist or what

[viscid thunder]

I think he's just guessing your name

[quartz mauve]

me name is haider

It's obvious

[flat gyro]

Are you 8?

By any chance?

[quartz mauve]

lol

[flat gyro]

One an 8 year old would make

lmfao

[eternal bone]

hello

[flat gyro]

Sure kid

[quartz mauve]

Men your American don't have any joke

[flat gyro]

👍

Bad insult, try again

[broken portal]

He became toxic real quick

[flat gyro]

fr

[broken portal]

Ok and

[quartz mauve]

that's normal for American people men you don't know that's

[broken portal]

U took it personal bro.

Take a chill pill

Mmm no

[quartz mauve]

So what?

[flat gyro]

Man you can't stop spitting out unoriginal insults

[digital phoenix]

U said that yesterday

[flat gyro]

Use your brain for once

[broken portal]

What brain

[flat gyro]

??

[quartz mauve]

He is a child

[broken portal]

Im sure he is like 13-14

[flat gyro]

Maybe less

Hell nahhh 💀

[broken portal]

U dont act like a 16yo

[quartz mauve]

you are still a child

[flat gyro]

You're so immature

It's pathetic

[quartz mauve]

😂

[grim edge]

Zlatan is just good with balls what more can be said

[digital phoenix]

Juggle them balls

[broken portal]

That wasnt the reason hallow LOL

[grim edge]

LASANGA MAN!

[flat gyro]

Just ignore me if you want man

[quartz mauve]

Lol

[flat gyro]

smh

[grim edge]

[broken portal]

Anyways who likes apples

[quartz mauve]

I don't

[flat gyro]

I don't need attention to live, your messages were just too weird

[digital phoenix]

I once put an apple on a weighing balance

I forgot the value

[broken portal]

Rip

[quartz mauve]

Good story 😂

[broken portal]

I should swim today ngl

[flat gyro]

What's your favourite stroke?

[grim edge]

yes you should swimming is healthy

[flat gyro]

Didn't seem like it 💀

[grim edge]

bobux💀

[broken portal]

Im gonna sound psycho but butterfly stroke

[flat gyro]

How was anyone supposed to realize you weren't a child

[flat gyro]

Nah same

[digital phoenix]

All Roblox players are infants

[broken portal]

I used to compete with it. Tough asf

[flat gyro]

Breast stroke is the slowest

[bright glade]

ur a physco

[flat gyro]

Because your arms don't have as large a range of motion

[broken portal]

Im that dood who would sit underwater for 5min

Its slow tho.

[flat gyro]

skill issue lmao

[broken portal]

And gets boring

[quartz mauve]

I can site for 10 min

[broken portal]

He never said he/she could or not

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 144! Oxytocin is the neurochemical produced that reduces stress and anxiety. This chemical is produced in every mammal, in the exact same composition.

[broken portal]

Skill issue bro do u not know how to float

Then dont drown

[flat gyro]

I've only been swimming for 6-7 years

[grim edge]

just drink the water

[broken portal]

Eat*

[grim edge]

mmmmmmm

[flat gyro]

treading is worse than floating wtf

??

just float bro

[broken portal]

Bruh this guy LMFAOOOO

[bright glade]

is treading what u call staying in one spot and paddling to stay afloat

[flat gyro]

have you ever been in water

by any chance

[broken portal]

Yes

[grim edge]

soon to be 1200 and has 1800+ role

[flat gyro]

[bright glade]

treading is interesting for the first 5 seconds

[flat gyro]

We're on that downward spiral

[broken portal]

Ive been swimming for like 15years now

[flat gyro]

sheesh

[grim edge]

GM when?

[quartz mauve]

can you please shut your mouth

[flat gyro]

Never

[grim edge]

[broken portal]

Started very young, only 3 diplomas tho

[flat gyro]

Hoping to hit NM in 3 years though

[grim edge]

gl

[broken portal]

Never cared enough to really go for more

[flat gyro]

thx

[broken portal]

Mate of mine has 17

[bright glade]

got a coach?

[broken portal]

U can def hit NM vy u cn do it

[quartz mauve]

Bro just stopped please

[flat gyro]

My coach is YouTube

[grim edge]

can a person become a GM in 10-20 years deticated?

[broken portal]

Think so yes

[uneven sequoia]

No

[flat gyro]

Depends

[grim edge]

crazy

[flat gyro]

A 5-10 year old definitely could

[grim edge]

😭

[flat gyro]

After that it gets a bit harder

[uneven sequoia]

There's noone who doesn't start as a child and makes it to gm anymore with 10 years

[grim edge]

didnt hans niemen do that?

[flat gyro]

Maurice Ashley started at 15 no?

[grim edge]

💀 💀

[charred surge]

hello people

[uneven sequoia]

He started playing at 8

[flat gyro]

Yo

[uneven sequoia]

Made gm in 2020m

[charred surge]

hru

[grim edge]

oh wow i didnt know that

[charred surge]

im good thanks

[uneven sequoia]

So 16-17

[broken portal]

Aa it opens in 2hrs, f

[uneven sequoia]

GM

High IM just means you weren't good enough

No he knows and has admitted his mental is why he couldn't make it

He cracks in his games

[charred surge]

ok yeah this is true

[grim edge]

crazy chart by hans

[uneven sequoia]

Bro you're 600

[digital phoenix]

Nope he’s shit

[charred surge]

ok?

[uneven sequoia]

Look at alireza

[digital phoenix]

His fide rating is like rock bottom im he’s not getting gm anytime soon

[uneven sequoia]

He's toasted

[flat gyro]

I thought he retired from OTB

[charred surge]

are u rlly rated 400 or are u trolling

[grim edge]

who did?

[uneven sequoia]

True he would have to gain 200 elo min at this point

[flat gyro]

What?

[digital phoenix]

Are u drunk

[uneven sequoia]

Troll I assume

[flat gyro]

Most well known sure

[digital phoenix]

What do u think

[flat gyro]

Not the strongest

[charred surge]

i mean hes good but hes not the best. magnus or hikaru or alireza would probably be the best

[grim edge]

i dont know if women titles encourage me to play otb or not

[uneven sequoia]

Can you help me get good? I'm not 400, I'm like 1800 blitz

[charred surge]

fabiano is ass

[digital phoenix]

Does u not reaching it remind u how bad u are

[flat gyro]

Just get the women titles for the free CC Diamond

[digital phoenix]

Idk how to coach

[flat gyro]

Does anyone know what happened to the guy that changed his gender to get WCM

[grim edge]

stop lasanga man only i bully you here

[charred surge]

he isnt. hikaru caught up. honestly hikaru is my fav

[flat gyro]

Like he did it just for the title

[digital phoenix]

Skill issue

[uneven sequoia]

I want to get better at classical OTB. I keep getting strongly winning positions against players 1800-2000 and just drawing or losing it.

[digital phoenix]

Think longer

[flat gyro]

Don't fumble

[grim edge]

[uneven sequoia]

Advice, anything that helped you in your growth most, important things to study

[charred surge]

but magnus.. magnus is a straight up gifted meme god. he disrespects his opponents in about every match (search for the magnus carlsen gambit)

[flat gyro]

Spam puzzles

[digital phoenix]

Puzzles probably also I don’t study chess so uh

[grim edge]

sodium attack magnus>

[digital phoenix]

My skill comes from experience more than anything else

[uneven sequoia]

Yea but you don't get 2500 off no study

[flat gyro]

Black out drunk magnus could probably beat me with queen odds

[flat gyro]

...

[charred surge]

ikr

[digital phoenix]

Ehh not really

[grim edge]

probably a french player

[flat gyro]

I've gotten to 1900 with no study

So it's going pretty good for me

[grim edge]

i just give french player status to any player

[charred surge]

when alireza didnt en passant magnus and still lost:

[uneven sequoia]

That's a huge gap, that's like hiking vs climbing mt denali

[flat gyro]

True

[digital phoenix]

I don’t even play proper opening and I beat people otb

[uneven sequoia]

What's your OTB

[digital phoenix]

My d4 counter is nf6 d6 d5 c5 and then do whatever

[grim edge]

chess is the one game where if you cant get elo thats a you problem

[flat gyro]

Try doing the bongcloud otb

[digital phoenix]

1200 I don’t play much rated

[flat gyro]

I love single player games

[grim edge]

sameeeee

[uneven sequoia]

And you're 2500 online?

[flat gyro]

No teammates to yell at me or no teammates throwing

Like in valorant

[digital phoenix]

I went to my first rated this year and I got 64 so it’ll go up pretty fast if I can find more

[charred surge]

THERES NO WAY UR THIS GOOD AND DONT KNOW ANY OPENINGS BROO 😭 😭

[flat gyro]

What a terrible game

[digital phoenix]

24 yeah

[digital phoenix]

It’s not that I don’t know it’s like I don’t remember the exact moves

[uneven sequoia]

You can know openings and intentionally play offbeat

[broken portal]

He said he dont play proper, he prov knows alot

[grim edge]

BUT sometimes i like playing multiplayer and carrying my team(i probably get carried ngl)

[flat gyro]

More often than not the team is toxic

[digital phoenix]

I know what I’m supposed to do with the opening

[flat gyro]

Better to not deal with that

[charred surge]

oh ok

[digital phoenix]

Gold lobbies are funny

[uneven sequoia]

What's your chess.com name

[flat gyro]

Had a guy feeding into C long on Haven and kept blaming us for not getting spike down

[grim edge]

lasanga man knows the ways of trolling thats why

[digital phoenix]

I whiffed once, kid yelled at me, teammate yelled at him and then both of them started fighting the whole game

[flat gyro]

Like wtf?? He kept saying we were throwing

[digital phoenix]

Lasanga

[flat gyro]

He was baiting the whole team and said we weren't good enough

[digital phoenix]

My white opening is fine black is questionable

Nc3 best thing to exist in mankind

[grim edge]

what do you play

[charred surge]

i see 🗿 🍷

[bright glade]

@digital phoenix do u think u can get 2300 rapid

[digital phoenix]

Van geet alkehine

[zinc hollow]

Yo my first brilliant move

[charred surge]

CONGRATS BRO W

[grim edge]

i have never heard of a van geet

[digital phoenix]

Probably my opponents are shit

[zinc hollow]

:)

[bright glade]

w mindset

[digital phoenix]

It’s 1. Nc3

[grim edge]

sounds edgy i like it

[digital phoenix]

It catches some people off prep

[bright glade]

absolutely no one should have prep against that

[flat gyro]

[charred surge]

wait hows that brilliant

[bright glade]

some? not everyone?

[flat gyro]

Nc3 b3 is cool

[zinc hollow]

Idk

[digital phoenix]

It transposes into e4 most of the time

[flat gyro]

oh wait its nf3

[zinc hollow]

I'm threatening a fork

[bright glade]

fair

[flat gyro]

not nc3

[glossy radish]

hi im v

[grim edge]

i gotta be truthful with you if i was 1 Nc3 in my games i would panic and run

[digital phoenix]

In fact last tournament everyone went the exact same 7 moves after nc3 d5 e4

[grim edge]

meow

[bright glade]

lmao true

[flat gyro]

What the

[digital phoenix]

Bread

[zinc hollow]

I'm sacrificing my bishop to give a fork winning a rook@charred surge

[charred surge]

yeah but brilliant moves are like sacrifical ideas where u get something higher in value in return of what you have sacrificed

[zinc hollow]

Bro I sacrificed my bishop

[glossy radish]

moo

[zinc hollow]

For forking the king and rook

[grim edge]

meow mewo meow ??

[zinc hollow]

So yea it's a brilliant ,mobe

[charred surge]

your bishop? the one being attacked by the queen?

[digital phoenix]

23 of what

[zinc hollow]

No by the pawm

[flat gyro]

What's your user?

[uneven sequoia]

You can for sure. 2300s are either titled or cheaters or bad, and very rarely okay players.

[digital phoenix]

Lasanga

[glossy radish]

moooooooo 😾

[charred surge]

oh got it

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix Lasanga man how do i beat zax?

[digital phoenix]

No idea I’ve never played him

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

He’s scared of me

[grim edge]

im scared of you

[charred surge]

is he that good 😭

[broken portal]

Play an opening he doesnt know,

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix your like 2400 im scared of you

[broken portal]

Ive played zax like 7 times. His game is like pretty good

[digital phoenix]

I’m very bad trust

[grim edge]

how would i know that

[flat gyro]

hmm

[digital phoenix]

Also very bad otb

[grim edge]

did you win zax once in the 7 games?

[flat gyro]

what fide

[digital phoenix]

I threw a drawn position against an fm

[broken portal]

No. Lol

[digital phoenix]

1200

[grim edge]

same😭

[flat gyro]

what the

[grim edge]

i might just play a london against him

[digital phoenix]

We chilling

[broken portal]

He almost adopted me nd i alr got adopted by this 2k elo dude

[flat gyro]

d5?

[digital phoenix]

I also beat a wim otb wonder what she thought about losing to someone a billion points under

[grim edge]

im 7-0 against him help

[broken portal]

Same lol

[vocal frigate]

Hello I have 550 blitz

[grim edge]

💀

[flat gyro]

Cool

[vocal frigate]

New here

[broken portal]

Wish i could help but ur 700 elo higher than me rae

[digital phoenix]

!welcome @vocal frigate

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

thats hurts hope you reach higher soon

[glossy radish]

screw u

[vocal frigate]

I already did, bot

[worn ice]

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[glossy radish]

!welcome

[grim edge]

im the most trash 1400 on earth @broken portal

[broken portal]

Stuck for a month. Kinda doubt i will lol

[stable jungle]

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[still apex]

Moo

[glossy radish]

moo

[digital phoenix]

Literally on mobile u should’ve been faster

[flat gyro]

Lasanga what do you think about e4 Nf6 Nc3 e5 instead of d5?

[vocal frigate]

moo?

[glossy radish]

i just got here

[glossy radish]

use the link below to connect

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[digital phoenix]

I don’t play e4 first

[glossy radish]

moooo

[flat gyro]

No as black

[vocal frigate]

bro for the third time

[digital phoenix]

Oh

[grim edge]

Meow😡

[glossy radish]

use /connect to connect

[vocal frigate]

this channel is down-right active

[digital phoenix]

I don’t know e5 theory I ain’t gonna play that shit

[broken portal]

I know i can get higher elo i jus dont have motivation

[grim edge]

i love and hate and love and hate this channel

[glossy radish]

me fr

[still apex]

Ong just like me Fr

[vocal frigate]

does any one of you have a relative that is a chess grandmaster

[grim edge]

i knew french player

[flat gyro]

I know I can get higher elo I just need to throw away my ethics and morality

[glossy radish]

twins

[digital phoenix]

Few titled friends no gm

[broken portal]

Piano game is ez to learn

[digital phoenix]

My country has literally 0 gms

[vocal frigate]

the uncle of my father is a gm

[grim edge]

the gucci piano?

[broken portal]

Ye

[flat gyro]

💀

[digital phoenix]

So are u a disgrace now

[still apex]

Mine has like 5 I think

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-playing-piano-funny-meme-gif-23897964

[broken portal]

Ik a bit of center attack lmao

[vocal frigate]

tbh yes

[still apex]

No way cat

[broken portal]

But i play vienna nowadays so

[grim edge]

me love cat

[digital phoenix]

I beat a 1500 fide australian yesterday

[glossy radish]

mooooooooooo

[vocal frigate]

just started playing chess like a week ago

[glossy radish]

meow

[vocal frigate]

my father's been teaching me

[still apex]

Was it incho?

[grim edge]

hey thats my line

[broken portal]

Meow

[still apex]

Woof

[digital phoenix]

Incho not that good

[still apex]

[glossy radish]

MEOW

[grim edge]

kek man telling me im adopted

[still apex]

I’ll be someone’s discord dog

[digital phoenix]

Bark for me

[still apex]

Woof

[grim edge]

ill be someones cat

[digital phoenix]

[glossy radish]

moo

[broken portal]

Las getting e-dogs

[still apex]

Can you purr at me on a dm call?

[primal fern]

@vocal frigate !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

3rd one in a row

[still apex]

Correct

[broken portal]

I dont blame him

[primal fern]

i just beat an FM in 2 games 😉

[grim edge]

hysteria when do we touch ?

[glossy radish]

poor guy

[primal fern]

https://www.chess.com/tournament/2023-chess-com-daily-chess-championship nah

[still apex]

Whenever you want baby girl

[glossy radish]

hysteria

[still apex]

Bro I swear I’m gonna end it all

[glossy radish]

bad hysteria

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

Diving straight into it

[glossy radish]

bad bad hysteria

[still apex]

That was the worst message I’ve ever sent

[grim edge]

alr im actually go see grass cya soon hysteria

[digital phoenix]

Eat grass

[glossy radish]

very bad hysteria

[still apex]

If there’s any mod in the chat can you please time me out

[grim edge]

my type of activity😍 💀 😍

[still apex]

Did you take a screenshot?

[still apex]

Cya

[broken portal]

Cua rae

[digital phoenix]

Cua

[glossy radish]

yes

[still apex]

W

[digital phoenix]

Caw

[glossy radish]

telling incho u cheating on him

[broken portal]

Im on phone bare with me

[still apex]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[primal fern]

hax

[glossy radish]

incho aint gonna be happy

[broken portal]

Bear*

[soft oracle]

skill

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[digital phoenix]

I 🐻 with everyone here

[broken portal]

Why is my english so shit

[still apex]

He’s gonna laugh at me so hard

[grim edge]

okie dokie now i leave

[broken portal]

Good one

[still apex]

Skill issue

[digital phoenix]

🍂 me alone

[primal fern]

@old thistle the FM lost on time in my group. 💀

[shrewd heart]

Why u ask?

[broken portal]

Why would i 🍃 u 🐝

[shrewd heart]

Ok somethink from both xD

[broken portal]

Ok that sounds creepy pause

[digital phoenix]

I have to 🥢 up for myself (couldn’t find stick emoji)

[still apex]

No I gotta sleep

[grim edge]

huh

[still apex]

It’s already degen hours can’t stay awake

[broken portal]

i cant find of anything good lmao.

[still apex]

Incho did you see the message I sent

[digital phoenix]

Sounds like a krill issue

[shrewd heart]

What time is in your country xd

[still apex]

1:30 am

[broken portal]

it is a krill issue

[digital phoenix]

Why

[worn blaze]

hi

[grim edge]

uh no

[digital phoenix]

Jett?

[worn blaze]

ye

[shrewd heart]

F ive 9am

[broken portal]

ok batman

[digital phoenix]

Nice

[worn blaze]

rank?

[digital phoenix]

Gold

[worn blaze]

bro u wanna play fps chess?

it is on steam

[digital phoenix]

I only play fps and chess fps chess sucks

[worn blaze]

aww

rating?

[digital phoenix]

401 real

[worn blaze]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

Could also be 1401

Could also be 2401

[halcyon gazelle]

lol

[glossy radish]

nom nom nom

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[primal fern]

@worn blaze !welcome

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[still apex]

Woof

[glossy radish]

MINE

[worn blaze]

tq

[primal fern]

@halcyon gazelle !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[glossy radish]

screw u

[primal fern]

read it and connect ur account plz