screw you
#💬〡general-off-topic
orchid thistle
grim edge
Banned on old acc bc i cheated 1 time
honest mirage
peak 1127 tho
orchid thistle
op please fr leave
honest mirage
Its a new acc
whats ur elo
grim edge
Ok but see yall
Canada chessbrahs?
honest mirage
on ur old account before u cheated
grim edge
Canada chessbrahs?
Yes
grim edge
op please fr leave
Y
solemn ivy
orchid thistle
wild
grim edge
whats ur elo
Prime 1k then only played qt school had to leave games and got bored often now im back
honest mirage
how are u 2635 blitz but 1000-1199 in rapid lol
orchid thistle
so did a pedestrian
grim edge
What does this remind you of
solemn ivy
how are u 2635 blitz but 1000-1199 in rapid lol
its a joke man , does everyone jump to my chess account right when they read my username lmaoo
orchid thistle
What does this remind you of
period blood
honest mirage
period blood
xd
solemn ivy
What does this remind you of
idk why but it reminded me of a horror movie i forgot the name of
orchid thistle
the ring
solemn ivy
something about a haunted kid
honest mirage
What does this remind you of
reminds be of my door
orchid thistle
penny wise
solemn ivy
no, i forgot the name its really old like 2010
orchid thistle
reminds be of my door
woah :🤯
floryn since you wanted me to change my name i will
fast yarrow
anyone wanna play??
solemn ivy
nah bro i have to remember the name of that horror movie now
orchid thistle
how is it
fast yarrow
i'm kinda new at chess
honest mirage
i'm kinda new at chess
nice welcome
orchid thistle
thanks
fast yarrow
nice welcome
i'm looking to play a game and improve
orchid thistle
i'm kinda new at chess
Don't worry brother, you'll get on you're feet in no time once you practice.
you think thats how a john would talk
honest mirage
i'm looking to play a game and improve
not in the mood to play a game now maybe later
orchid thistle
with a heavy southern accent
honest mirage
ive played 8 games today kinde exhausted
glossy radish
ur not locked
fast yarrow
not in the mood to play a game now maybe later
alright maybe later then
solemn ivy
INSIDIOUS
THE NAME OF THE MOVIE
honest mirage
you think thats how a john would talk
yea pretty accurate
grim edge
period blood
How do you know how it looks like
orchid thistle
ok screw this name
grim edge
🤨
solemn ivy
you think thats how a john would talk
whos john
honest mirage
sup
fast yarrow
what's a good score to aim for??
arctic moth
guys
solemn ivy
how often do u guys wash ur shoes? i took a shower and smelled nice now i wore the same shoes and i smell like dog shit
honest mirage
do you mean accuracy?
arctic moth
remember me?
solemn ivy
who are you boy
fast yarrow
what's a good score to aim for??
i'm currently around 150
orchid thistle
no more numboobs
arctic moth
I think the roblox pic has to go
orchid thistle
it does
solemn ivy
i'm currently around 150
thats actually insane bro, u got a good future
thats really really good
arctic moth
150 elo?
orchid thistle
thats actually insane bro, u got a good future
dont lie to him 😭
honest mirage
i'm currently around 150
oh uhm aim for 500 for now... u should get that pretty easy if u learn the basics after that just the 1000
fast yarrow
thats actually insane bro, u got a good future
haha thanks i kinda suck tho
solemn ivy
nah bro ur good dont worry keep on playing
orchid thistle
150 elo is good but youre kinda slobbering on his tip luki
honest mirage
500 is really noob
BROTHER
solemn ivy
Shut up man
arctic moth
I am one of them
solemn ivy
150 elo is good but youre kinda slobbering on his tip luki
Blud what
grim edge
Where are you guys from?
orchid thistle
500 is really noob
be quiet
solemn ivy
let me make man happy innit
arctic moth
so don't hate on me,I am saying 500 is noob because I am 600 and I am a noob
last bobcat
solemn ivy
harcheung play me rn
fast yarrow
oh uhm aim for 500 for now... u should get that pretty easy if u learn the basic...
damn what's your score?
honest mirage
haha thanks i kinda suck tho
are u really 150?
arctic moth
why
honest mirage
damn what's your score?
1052 right now
arctic moth
I already said I was noob?
solemn ivy
150 is fine if its his first day playing or something
fast yarrow
are u really 150?
yea i just started today
honest mirage
oh okay
arctic moth
150 is ok
solemn ivy
I already said I was noob?
im not rated 2635 neither mate
grim edge
so don't hate on me,I am saying 500 is noob because I am 600 and I am a noob
600 isnt bad ur on good way
orchid thistle
OH HE STARTED TODAY?
honest mirage
if u want we could play a game @fast yarrow
orchid thistle
daamn you actually good veron
solemn ivy
How long have u been playing for veron
fast yarrow
if u want we could play a game <@980478658626080768>
ok
grim edge
Im stuck on elo 850-900 only by watching tiktoks
solemn ivy
Veron, invite me to a session ill give u tips im a grand master
fast yarrow
if u want we could play a game <@980478658626080768>
my username is meabird
arctic moth
I started on 30th January and am still 600
orchid thistle
huh 😭
solemn ivy
Im stuck on elo 850-900 only by watching tiktoks
take a break come back u will be 1000 it works for me
fast yarrow
whats ur name on chess
meabird
grim edge
Im stuck on elo 850-900 only by watching tiktoks
I play chess for 2 years tho
solemn ivy
i was 700 i took like 6 months break come back got 1050
grim edge
take a break come back u will be 1000 it works for me
I just did that💀
arctic moth
how do I improve
grim edge
I went from 500 to 900
fast yarrow
whats ur name on chess
you can add me as a friend
solemn ivy
how do I improve
Focus on ur games
arctic moth
yh
solemn ivy
I went from 500 to 900
how are you saying ur stuck then? u wont become 1000 in an hour blud
arctic moth
can someone play me in a rapid game and help me
honest mirage
did u get it
solemn ivy
can someone play me in a rapid game and help me
Lets play
orchid thistle
how do I improve
youll get better at chess if you strategize early and change your pfp
fast yarrow
i have challanged you
how do i start?
fast yarrow
i don't see anything
honest mirage
how do i start?
wait just challane me
solemn ivy
im only 400 highe then u but i should be able to give u tips atleast of my lvl
You send the link blud, im rusty btw
fast yarrow
wait just challane me
how?
arctic moth
the roblox pfp might have to go ngl
solemn ivy
thats ur fifth time saying that
arctic moth
it's ok,can yoiu link an invite please
honest mirage
i added u as a friend
arctic moth
ok
solemn ivy
what time
grim edge
how are you saying ur stuck then? u wont become 1000 in an hour blud
Since i created my new acc i am stuck there 500 elo was my worst a few months ago
arctic moth
I will link
solemn ivy
Ok
arctic moth
30 mins
fast yarrow
https://www.chess.com/game/af48ffc2-0d47-11ee-ada7-bedbbb01000f
this is my current link
orchid thistle
https://www.chess.com/game/af48ffc2-0d47-11ee-ada7-bedbbb01000f
gl
honest mirage
ur not a 100 right? u play pretty okay
solemn ivy
he could just be under rated because new account
honest mirage
95 accuracy last game
solemn ivy
Lol he could be trolling
orchid thistle
whats wrong with 30 online
honest mirage
Lol he could be trolling
i think he is
arctic moth
sorry but Idk how to link
solemn ivy
u would spend a 30 minute on a single chess game for like 8 rating
arctic moth
please can you link
orchid thistle
if this mf trolling im gon lose my shit
honest mirage
could be
solemn ivy
please can you link
arctic moth
30 mins is good for improvement
solemn ivy
thats nothing lol
orchid thistle
strategize and focus
honest mirage
but idk the rest of the games he threw lol
dire magnet
Can anyone play me ?
honest mirage
Can anyone play me ?
whats ur rating
dire magnet
300
orchid thistle
300
honest mirage
ofc we could play a game
orchid thistle
he just said dumbass
dire magnet
I started 2 days ago
grim edge
I started 2 days ago
Nice bro
honest mirage
he just said dumbass
sorry queen takes bishop
dire magnet
ofc we could play a game
Thank you , come play with me
orchid thistle
sorry queen takes bishop
shut up
honest mirage
Thank you , come play with me
whats ur name?
dire magnet
I will try my best
dire magnet
GeNx111
fast yarrow
dire magnet
My name in game
fast yarrow
i got the link
orchid thistle
veronjoy, are you perhaps tricking us into believing you a new player?
fast yarrow
??
orchid thistle
You surely wouldn't do that, right?
honest mirage
i think u play pretty good
orchid thistle
I know you wouldn't do it veronjoy. I know you wouldn't
last verge
me when i go 3-17 💀💀💀
restive storm
restive storm
me when i go 3-17 💀💀💀
lol
sorry I have to go do something
honest mirage
bro what this guy plays like a 1000
worn iceBOT
grim edge
anyone wanan do rapid?
last verge
lol
sorry I have to go do something
apparently you underperformed too because the expected winrate for me is 10.04%
but i still got destroyed
i agrree now speed chess is the worst thing ever
honest mirage
@dire magnet u played really good bro keep it up! i think u could easily be a 900-1000!
dire magnet
You rly good @honest mirage
honest mirage
damn i played a 89 accuracy lol
charred escarp
how everyone doing today?
dire magnet
really?
Ye , I learn how to move pieces
Moving pieces course I did with diamond membership
novel moat
Thats crazy
wicked gorge
what the was that
honest mirage
Moving pieces course I did with diamond membership
ohhh nice
dire magnet
Diamond membership = coach explanation but not that good
honest mirage
Diamond membership = coach explanation but not that good
xd yea
dire magnet
so u compleatly new to chess?
Yes, I see Gotham chess video
novel moat
@dire magnet what rating are you?
novel moat
Oh nice 
charred escarp
<@879777412047601735> what rating are you?
jo how u get tournament soldier role?
never understood it
dire magnet
Can you play me more
honest mirage
jo how u get tournament soldier role?
same i dont understand it either
honest mirage
Can you play me more
ofc
honest mirage
okay
novel moat
jo how u get tournament soldier role?
Needed to participate in the chesscom club team daily tournament
charred escarp
ok
mighty remnant
hi people
hows chat today
grim edge
mighty remnant
that was more than 1 sec tho
grim edge
I mean he said 5s with his hands
honest mirage
whats ding liren doing there
mighty remnant
also more like "guy bashed his head on watermelon"
dire magnet
can you send inv @honest mirage
honest mirage
send it
solar kindle
you were playing all against people 400 elo below you
solar kindle
you were playing all against people 400 elo below you
actually playing the exact same person
grim edge
Hello chat
blazing peak
its 2000-2199
charred escarp
its 2000-2199
blazing peak
lol
novel moat
2000s are bad lmao
worn iceBOT
Name: Christian Nieto (christian0106)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2114 (2114 peak)
Blitz: 1659 (1712 peak)
Bullet: 1526 (1543 peak)
glossy radish
hi im v
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2041 (2041 peak)
Blitz: 1649 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 1751 (1783 peak)
charred escarp
yep all ranks
blazing peak
2000s are bad lmao
not as bad as those 3100 GMs
tepid panther
2114 that never gets old
worn iceBOT
Name: Reinis Paegle (reinispaegle)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2161 (2198 peak)
Blitz: 1747 (1747 peak)
Bullet: 1905 (1905 peak)
hardy ermine
Hi
hardy ermine
Ikr
charred escarp
bye
grim edge
hooray
mighty remnant
hru guys
grim edge
re
grim edge
sure pixel
mighty remnant
that's good
grim edge
ill play u :3
wicked gorge
lemme spec
charred escarp
i try study Mikhail Tal
last verge
i TOLD you this
wicked gorge
i try study Mikhail Tal
tal's middlegames are so wild
tepid panther
I'm peaking rn and it feels so good
mighty remnant
I'm peaking rn and it feels so good
ikr
i was peaking yesterday too haha
charred escarp
i try study Mikhail Tal
he from same place like me born
raw frigate
i'm learning how to play in certain pawn structures :D
Ic, im making my opening repertoire for white 🙂
mighty remnant
Ic, im making my opening repertoire for white 🙂
ooh
raw frigate
I'm peaking rn and it feels so good
same
mighty remnant
which openings do you play?
last verge
i got destroyed today
raw frigate
which openings do you play?
Catalan and king’s indian attack
mighty remnant
Catalan and king’s indian attack
ooh
so d4 and nf3?
raw frigate
ooh
so d4 and nf3?
yeah
last verge
3-17
mighty remnant
interesting...
raw frigate
interesting...
its theory heavy but its really good
mighty remnant
both fianchetto the kingside bishop, no?
raw frigate
wait i’ll show u my wr%
raw frigate
both fianchetto the kingside bishop, no?
wym
last verge
feincetto
grim edge
Chess
last verge
bro is NOT a washed 2000
raw frigate
its a good setup to play
tropic pawn
no shit sherlock
grim edge
im the best player in this server
raw frigate
wait i’ll show u my wr%
@mighty remnant
tropic pawn
im the best player in this server
elo?
tropic pawn
i play like a 1116
elo?
grim edge
but i dont play like a 1116
tropic pawn
whats ur elo
200
last verge
wiiliam help
raw frigate
peak moment
sleek zealot
yay a computer said my move was good i am so happy (i dont care)
last verge
@grim edge my 1900 opponent drew this position with white
raw frigate
vs me in rapidd <@1104114550183297094>
dont want to rn sorry
last verge
insufficient material
dark hinge
insufficient material
bro how tf
sleek zealot
insufficient material
lmao
last verge
its almost exactly like that one gotham video
wicked gorge
<@456226577798135808> my 1900 opponent drew this position with white
????????
dark hinge
but 1900?
grim edge
I'm back
wicked gorge
tbh 1900s are bad.
sleek zealot
its almost exactly like that one gotham video
the "im sorry" one?
tepid panther
peak moment
2000 peak moment be like
wicked gorge
LOOOOL
raw frigate
2000 peak moment be like
tough
grim edge
Hello! Anyone wanna play a match rq blitz? If yes, dm match link
raw frigate
i play 1h games tho 💀💀
grim edge
Im watching Ronaldo
novel moat
2000 peak moment be like
Homie analyzed everything but that one loss 
last verge
why d5 tho
orchid thistle
Im watching Ronaldo
robussing
dire magnet
it was fun
sage moat
hi
honest mirage
yea
dire magnet
1000 rated plus op
honest mirage
i have a very good day today
honest mirage
fun to play against u
dire magnet
i have a very good day today
how can i reach 1000
honest mirage
u have potential
grim edge
1000 rated plus op
Not rlly
last verge
c5/Nf6 better
sage moat
im pretty bad at chess, i litteraly lost against someone who lost there king to a pawn. can someone play against me cuz im tryna get bettter
mystic stream
orchid thistle
Tf does that mean lmfao
idk
mystic stream
honest mirage
how can i reach 1000
u have learned a opening just stick to it and play :)) its not that hard u are already on the level of a 900-1000 opponent! if u want study oppenings(white and black) and do some puzzles everyday
orchid thistle
im so sleepy ots like im hihgh
raw frigate
u should play nf6 its the most flexible response against d4
raw frigate
im so sleepy ots like im hihgh
drunk*
orchid thistle
nuh uh
grim edge
someone vs me in rapid
orchid thistle
i said higj cuz i wanted to
sage moat
anyone?
orchid thistle
fork me and my mom in bed
raw frigate
yeah play nf6 after nf3
honest mirage
bro what
last verge
wild'
grim edge
Bruh
raw frigate
fork me and my mom in bed
yessir
honest mirage
qbx HAHAHHA are u okay
orchid thistle
he implied that
grim edge
I am confusion
sage moat
..........
orchid thistle
what else was i supposed to say
mystic stream
Sawcon
orchid thistle
deez nuts
wicked gorge
76
orchid thistle
NOOOO
raw frigate
What's sawcon
💀
last verge
😈
grim edge
nah bro
sage moat
imma.... leave....
grim edge
What's happening
raw frigate
What's sawcon
sawcon deez nuts
orchid thistle
weve lost igor today 🙏
last verge
what color flowers at his funeral tho
raw frigate
weve lost igor today 🙏
LMAO
orchid thistle
its too late
grim edge
sawcon deez nuts
Deez nuts of yours smell
orchid thistle
yall ever drink water and then jump and you hear it in yo stomach
grim edge
Bro what is happening
raw frigate
bro needs some sleep
orchid thistle
mb
orchid thistle
shut upm. gen
dire magnet
to reach 1000
dire magnet
how
mystic stream
Don't blunder pieces
dire magnet
oh long games yes i am very bad at blitz
mystic stream
grim edge
Man ive never seen a curvy vegan woman
latent pebble
geni recommend ro play long games to anlise
Are you drunk
mystic stream
orchid thistle
no
grim edge
@mystic stream bro stfu
mystic stream
orchid thistle
be qiiet the random man
raw frigate
be qiiet the random man
sex
balmy frost
Paw
primal shore
Queens gambit accepted might be my new line against the queen's gambit tbh
arctic moth
is it rare?
orchid thistle
,
orchid thistle
Queens gambit accepted might be my new line against the queen's gambit tbh
queen goblin
raw frigate
queen goblin
clash of clans
primal shore
Archer queen from clash
arctic moth
guys
orchid thistle
goblin deez nuts
arctic moth
is promotion mate rare?
primal shore
is promotion mate rare?
Kinda
orchid thistle
what promption mate
raw frigate
Queens gambit accepted might be my new line against the queen's gambit tbh
isnt it not recommended to accept qg?
primal shore
isnt it not recommended to accept qg?
Wrong
It's not common but completely playable if you know your stuff
wicked gorge
isnt it not recommended to accept qg?
QGA is completely fine if you know what you're doing
arctic moth
promote into a queen and that queen checkmates right after promotion without moving that queen
orchid thistle
i just bit off a big chunk of my lip theres allt of blood in my mouth help
grim edge
Bruv ive gotten muted in a vegan server for saying ive never seen a thicc vegan woman,what I do wrong?
orchid thistle
9 hunned 99
raw frigate
Bruv ive gotten muted in a vegan server for saying ive never seen a thicc vegan ...
in that vegan server u should’ve sent them a video of u eating steak smh
primal shore
@arctic moth it's not as rare as o-o-o#
arctic moth
if 2 vegans have an argument,is it still beef>
raw frigate
like cmon
arctic moth
<@947589172842074132> it's not as rare as o-o-o#
ofc
primal shore
Which isn't as rare as en passant mate
grim edge
in that vegan server u should’ve sent them a video of u eating steak smh
That's insta ban I think thats why I didn't
wicked gorge
babe wake up, new danya video just dropped
arctic moth
never delivered en passant
raw frigate
That's insta ban I think thats why I didn't
LOL
orchid thistle
igor send me in thr vegan server
arctic moth
a pawn mate is already kinda rare,but en passant mate?
grim edge
igor send me in thr vegan server
I will launch you there wait a sec
orchid thistle
i realy want to thrrt
raw frigate
en passant underpromotion mate tho
primal shore
a pawn mate is already kinda rare,but en passant mate?
It's usually discovered attack from what's behind the pond
arctic moth
en passant underpromotion mate tho
super mega rare
raw frigate
whoops im drunk
arctic moth
not possible pretty sure
raw frigate
that cant happen 💀
arctic moth
yh
latent pebble
arctic moth
how can you en passant back rank
primal shore
en passant underpromotion mate tho
You can't en passant promote smh
latent pebble
You can't en passant promote smh
restive storm
apparently you underperformed too because the expected winrate for me is 10.04%
Expected win rate?💀
raw frigate
You can't en passant promote smh
im sorry i have no sleep in the recent days 😭
orchid thistle
how to en peasent
latent pebble
me when i go 3-17 💀💀💀
real
restive storm
you were playing all against people 400 elo below you
No it was a match against the same guy
neat chasm
wsg chat
raw frigate
how to en peasent
become a peasant
grim edge
how to en peasent
Google en passant
arctic moth
yh but what if en passant,then that pawn moves forwards and delivers mate as underpromotion to knight,and the other checking piece is an en passanted pawn?
wicked gorge
@grim edge oop that was me
grim edge
New response just dropped
arctic moth
is that theoretically possible?
raw frigate
@orchid thistle wht u pp siz
primal shore
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
raw frigate
is the width in inches
ic
grim edge
Idk anymore
arctic moth
length is about 5 times that
primal shore
@grim edge thoughts on QGA
orchid thistle
<@924011945361813524> wht u pp siz
sizz bacin on pan
wicked gorge
you kinda hallucinated it feels like
orchid thistle
sizzle get it the joke?
arctic moth
everytime I cross airport security they think I'm hiding a canon
raw frigate
sizz bacin on pan
yessir yummy
pastel summit
raw frigate
everytime I cross airport security they think I'm hiding a canon
💀💀💀
orchid thistle
i need sleep buf im insomniac
grim edge
arctic moth
1.35 inches,it probsbly wouldn't hurt you and has a good personality
grim edge
@grim edge how it feel to be destroyed by me
raw frigate
chat became weird cuz of me
grim edge
"2ks suck" u suck!!!!
orchid thistle
mmm pancke
raw frigate
i need sleep buf im insomniac
i’ll pin ur mom to ur dad
grim edge
mmm pancke
Second panke better
primal shore
Grim I've a question
grim edge
si
primal shore
alr alr, I've been studying it a lot and not one person, not a single person at my otb tournament has ever played an otb qga
restive storm
Shut up
orchid thistle
nuh uh
grim edge
ILL PLAY THE RUY LOPEZ
restive storm
Wait pixel did you lose to grim
raw frigate
Wait pixel did you lose to grim
he did
grim edge
ILL PLAY ANY OPENING U LIKE BRO
primal shore
ILL PLAY THE RUY LOPEZ
Spanish is better 🥱🥱
restive storm
ILL PLAY THE RUY LOPEZ
I play that too crazy
viral epoch
@primal shore Ily
grim edge
mITZI in chat
arctic moth
how do I join a club on cc?
primal shore
<@980080015662252073> Ily
Ilyt
orchid thistle
luky if youre colorblind jow do you know the pride flag is there
wicked gorge
how does a 1600-1800 get an ego
restive storm
Just don’t have a big ego
last verge
Expected win rate?💀
based on the elo difference
mystic stream
Vv
wind elm
luky if youre colorblind jow do you know the pride flag is there
Asking the real question here
arctic moth
how do I join a cc club
restive storm
based on the elo difference
Dang
Well until the 11th game I was at 100%
last verge
Dang
Well until the 11th game I was at 100%
yes i haev to call you dad now
last verge
i’ll crush ur ass mf 😂💀💀
bros 1200
grim edge
i’ll crush ur ass mf 😂💀💀
ight in a bit
mystic stream
Lnaoo
grim edge
WATER ENTHUISAIST!??!?!?
orchid thistle
i love melatonin :heat:
last verge
I like seeing a mans ego crumble
oh god this is so corny
mystic stream
I love water too
restive storm
yes i haev to call you dad now
do not call me that
Only by my username
grim edge
oh god this is so corny
shush
orchid thistle
water helps, survive
lament jacinth
THE GOOD DUCK IS HERE
tepid panther
Homie analyzed everything but that one loss <:Stare:1101258307651502161>
F*** that game
mystic stream
Yes we do
tepid panther
lament jacinth
DUCK WITH A TOP HAT IS THE SUPERIOR DUCK
last verge
We don’t elo discriminate here. 💀💀💀
yeah but ur talking down on someone 400 pts higher than u 🗿
tepid panther
Only a mistake
winter ridge
DUCK WITH A TOP HAT IS THE SUPERIOR DUCK
lol
orchid thistle
im conna sleep now bye guy :3
last verge
hi nova
raw frigate
yeah but ur talking down on someone 400 pts higher than u 🗿
fork ur mom
mystic stream
Blundered mate in 1
last verge
fork ur mom
ok what next
tepid panther
Blundered mate in 1
It's not even a blunder according to stockfish lol
restive storm
pixel breuh
mystic stream
Any1 wanna 1v1
last verge
Qc4xe6#!
mystic stream
what’s the longest chess notation you can think of
Gxh8=Q#
last verge
although if you want to use author notation you can make it significantly longer
mystic stream
Any1 wanna 1v1 in some 3 check
last verge
how does that make sense
if at least three queens are attacking e6 you have to specify which queen is taking on e6 by writing the coordinates
sleek zealot
what’s the longest chess notation you can think of
O-O-O#
grim edge
exe5e.p might be the longest
last verge
exe5 my favorite
mystic stream
if at least three queens are attacking e6 you have to specify which queen is tak...
Nah
bright glade
exe5 what
restive storm
bro pixel
old thistle
exe5e.p might be the longest
We only count actually notation
old thistle
Nonsense can be infinite long
grim edge
We only count actually notation
chess.com says u can use e.p
last verge
!! ?? !? -+ -+ =
bright glade
e.p = en passant
pawn on e file takes another pawn on e file with en pessant?
mighty remnant
what’s the longest chess notation you can think of
depends on if you count double checks as + or ++
and if you label en passant as e.p.
old thistle
Nobody uses e.p not even the engine
icy dirge
I have returned
sleek zealot
for all practical purposes O-O-O+ is the longest
mystic stream
Fr
last verge
pawn on e file takes another pawn on e file with en pessant?
we merged with the checkers ruleset a few weeks ago keep up
grim edge
pawn on e file takes another pawn on e file with en pessant?
I meant d for the other pawn and yes
mystic stream
Deez?
restive storm
@grim edge what the hell are you doing
grim edge
exe5 my favorite
sonic.exe5
last verge
uh oh
civic rose
Hi everyone
mighty remnant
because if double checks are ++
you can have something like Ng5xf6++
and if you have e.p., then
exd6+ e.p. would be the longest
grim edge
Nobody uses e.p not even the engine
oh well
grim edge
because if double checks are ++
you can have something like Ng5xf6++
and if you...
that’s crazy
old thistle
because if double checks are ++
you can have something like Ng5xf6++
and if you...
Double checks are still only+
mighty remnant
but if neither are allowed
exd8 = Q+ is probably the longest
grim edge
Double checks are still only+
Wikipedia says otherwise
old thistle
Wikipedia says otherwise
I don't care what Wikipedia says
mighty remnant
O-O-O+ is also pretty close, but promoting while capturing and checking at the same time is the longest
grim edge
I don't care what Wikipedia says
I mean Wikipedia is a valid source, identify your source
mighty remnant
I mean Wikipedia is a valid source, identify your source
also
please don't destroy fianchettos
i love them
old thistle
I mean Wikipedia is a valid source, identify your source
I am my own source 
restive storm
GRIM WHAT THE HELL ACTUAL HECKING WHAT
mystic stream
I am my own source <:GIGAHORSIE:1076272698344349786>
Same
mighty remnant
I am my own source <:GIGAHORSIE:1076272698344349786>
last verge
mystic stream
What I say is the law
grim edge
mighty remnant
omg same time
XD
old thistle
https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819
Lmao
last verge
source: trust me bro
restive storm
@grim edge what the actual hell
mystic stream
Source: I am magnus carlsen
sleek zealot
O-O-O+ is also pretty close, but promoting while capturing and checking at the s...
actually ur right fxe8=Q+ is 7 chars
grim edge
<@456226577798135808> what the actual hell
:3
viral epoch
Source: Vegeta's gravity training room
mighty remnant
actually ur right fxe8=Q+ is 7 chars
yeah haha
mighty remnant
but this is only taking into account algebraic notation
grim edge
How do you checkmate with a knight and bishop
search it up on yt
mystic stream
Me waiting for chesscom to review my moderator application
Jut trippin
worn iceBOT
rustic mirage
Jut trippin
You know I am
mystic stream
Get king to same color as the bishop
gloomy shoal
Any1 want
worn iceBOT
Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1935 (1935 peak)
Blitz: 1870 (1870 peak)
Bullet: 1863 (1863 peak)
gloomy shoal
Want?
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1957 (1957 peak)
Blitz: 1819 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1825 (1856 peak)
Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2000 (2000 peak)
Blitz: 2322 (2485 peak)
Bullet: 2489 (2511 peak)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2041 (2041 peak)
Blitz: 1649 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 1751 (1783 peak)
tropic pawn
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1447 (1447 peak)
Blitz: 1621 (1621 peak)
Bullet: 649 (1495 peak)
mystic stream
Yikes 649 bullet
mighty remnant
wait
everyone is at rapid peak
last verge
bro is an NM 💀
grim edge
imagine losing to a guy only been playing since match 2023
old thistle
Yikes 649 bullet
Almost peak 
sleek zealot
w
grim edge
sure <3
last verge
NM eric feng
old thistle
Bye
sleek zealot
bye
last verge
bye
grim edge
embarassing fr
mighty remnant
mystic stream
I'm so bad at ches o need help to win bltiz
grim edge
💀💀💀💀💀💀
mighty remnant
guys it's time to drink your daily dose of gasoline
grim edge
Drink gasoline
mighty remnant
Drink gasoline
unleaded ofc
grim edge
Anime girl did it,why can't you?
mystic stream
Analyze it
mighty remnant
so make sure to drink some gasoline
grim edge
i already used my free daily
mystic stream
I'll do it for u
restive storm
Praise the lord and jesus lord have mercy
I reviewed it
bright glade
imagine losing to a guy only been playing since match 2023
is that the creation of your online chess account?
grim edge
is that the creation of your online chess account?
si
mystic stream
What are u 1st place in
mystic stream
Top 1600 rated?
winter ridge
@old thistle why espeon
bright glade
i played you when your account was 2 weeks old, i was 1800 and you beat me
you won that arena as well
winter ridge
Praise the lord and jesus lord have mercy
defaulted?
grim edge
oh yea no online chess acc was made march
mystic stream
How did he win arena when he's 1600
old thistle
<@548920906903191564> why espeon
I found it only and liked it
latent pebble
What are you insinuating
winter ridge
playing a lot
grim edge
bro SLOW DOWN chat
bright glade
What are you insinuating
what am i insinuating
im just saying he's lying, he's not new to chess
latent pebble
restive storm
mighty remnant
guys calm down
drink some gasoline
old thistle
I stalemated :)
bright glade
guys calm down
drink some gasoline
..who's not calm?
mighty remnant
..who's not calm?
me
grim edge
im just saying he's lying, he's not new to chess
uh well i have played chess when i was 13 but only like 5 games then quit
is that enough?
sharp galleon
I stalemated :)
black can escape the checks though
bright glade
uh well i have played chess when i was 13 but only like 5 games then quit
you were crushing 1200-1700s 2 weeks after you made your account
restive storm
brouh I have freaking 22 chapters of the ruy lopez in my lichess study and I don't think I'm halfway done yet
mighty remnant
guys should i grind more 10|0 rapid players or actually train against 15|10 rapid players
sharp galleon
black can escape the checks though
he can run his king until he can block your check with his rook
grim edge
you were crushing 1200-1700s 2 weeks after you made your account
yea so?
winter ridge
guys should i grind more 10|0 rapid players or actually train against 15|10 rapi...
both
restive storm
9 CHAPTERS ON THE ANTI MARSHALL
winter ridge
but k
mighty remnant
9 CHAPTERS ON THE ANTI MARSHALL
yay
grim edge
I WAS CRUSHING 1700? no i only remeber like 1200 and 1300
i dont remeber once playing a 1700 2 weeks in
mystic stream
I stalemated :)
Rip draw
mighty remnant
it's a ton of work
yay
grim edge
you're not a guy who "Only started playing chess in march 2023"
Aint that zax?
mighty remnant
ima learn some theory too then
narrow trail
.
mighty remnant
juicy
grim edge
you're not a guy who "Only started playing chess in march 2023"
I am?
winter ridge
I WAS CRUSHING 1700? no i only remeber like 1200 and 1300
apathetic lol
bright glade
Aint that zax?
zax is normal, this guy isnt
mystic stream
Hes 1600 what u on about
grim edge
zax is normal, this guy isnt
How is he not normal
oh yea shit thats nice
i dont remeber the game tho
spare roost
Zax is not normal wtf
narrow trail
who aints normal
bright glade
imagine losing to a guy only been playing since match 2023
@grim edge
spare roost
Hes autistic???
Wait really
old thistle
black can escape the checks though
Yes but it's bullet so they didn't
final wind
guys i need to practice got a trnm tmrw m irl player 3220 rating if u wanna 1vs1 u need to be a demon
grim edge
For legal reasons im also autistic
mighty remnant
YO IM BOBBY FISCHER 2.O???
nope you were 8 years too late
grim edge
Yes but it's bullet so they didn't
Scipio i need your help
mystic stream
Yes but it's bullet so they didn't
No u cant
grim edge
nope you were 8 years too late
true 😭
winter ridge
guys i need to practice got a trnm tmrw m irl player 3220 rating if u wanna 1vs1...
3220 hm
mystic stream
White just goes around and checks right?
old thistle
I promoted to bishop to not stalemate and this happened 
mystic stream
Can't escape it
old thistle
Scipio i need your help
Yes?
mighty remnant
I promoted to bishop to not stalemate and this happened <:pepeW:1078430726405500...
...?
grim edge
it's really unfortunate that we haven't been introduced to chess earlier
i wouldve had gm by now
old thistle
Can't escape it
You can escape absolutely
mighty remnant
i wouldve had gm by now
yeah
mystic stream
You can escape absolutely
How
sharp galleon
Yes but it's bullet so they didn't
damn
mystic stream
Ou nvm
mighty remnant
he stalemated either way
yup
so my question is...
why
why
grim edge
Yes?
So like man your boys out here struggling to get to 1000 i was so close then fell off if u dont mind why dont we play a few games and like give me a few quicky pointers
old thistle
Two stalemates in a row in bullet a bit rare
old thistle
So like man your boys out here struggling to get to 1000 i was so close then fel...
Sure
spare roost
So like man your boys out here struggling to get to 1000 i was so close then fel...
I can train u if u want
mighty remnant
So like man your boys out here struggling to get to 1000 i was so close then fel...
hiii
can i play against you
grim edge
<#1040028251965358121>
use <#1039987259186880634> or <#1039982616159465595>
Oh i need a quickie
winter ridge
Two stalemates in a row in bullet a bit rare
dang
grim edge
hiii
can i play against you
I am famous gawd damn
spare roost
hiii
can i play against you
What’s your elo
grim edge
Ill play all of you line up
mighty remnant
Two stalemates in a row in bullet a bit rare
once i did a bongcloud and king went to like b4 and my opponent couldn't checkmate until last 10 secs (i was playing as white)
mighty remnant
What’s your elo
only 1000
grim edge
At least I didn't lose rating <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
What are we playing blitz or rapid
old thistle
What are we playing blitz or rapid
You choose
grim edge
You choose
Rapid?
mighty remnant
But pls no 15+10
why nottt
coarse marsh
How do you beat the east indian defense (Nf6 and e6)
mighty remnant
15 10 is so funnn
coarse marsh
white pawns on d4 and c4
grim edge
chat im bored
mystic stream
U mean the nimzo
coarse marsh
yeah
grim edge
also can this fiar pway check go fwaster pweaseee
mighty remnant
How do you beat the east indian defense (Nf6 and e6)
depends on your elo
if not high enough to learn theory then just play principle chess and take up lots of space
if high enough to learn theory then.. learn theory
coarse marsh
Although that's probably one of black's best defenses
coarse marsh
vs queens pawn
spare roost
I mean it
mighty remnant
Nah you’ll get better tho
aw thanks
coarse marsh
objectively
mighty remnant
i only need 5 wins until 1100 haha
spare roost
Because of the fact that I’m a very good person I can teach u a thing or two
mighty remnant
but i feel like grinding elo is not really important
spare roost
i only need 5 wins until 1100 haha
That’s nice men 💪🏻
grim edge
i only need 5 wins until 1100 haha
Woah
mystic stream
latent pebble
Turk
mystic stream
coarse marsh
Because there's Bb4 to pin the c3 knight
coarse marsh
and d5 if white plays Nf3
solar kindle
I'm almost 1300
mystic stream
Sheesh
latent pebble
You voted for erdogan
grim edge
i was on fire yesterday +52 elo
Amazing
spare roost
You voted for erdogan
Of course not
grim edge
I won 100 elo yesterday as well
chat my bday in less than a month how shall i celebrate
latent pebble
No you definitely did
mighty remnant
...?????????????
astral loom
Of course not
L
spare roost
No you definitely did
Why
mighty remnant
100 elo?????????????????????????????????????????????/
mighty remnant
bru
latent pebble
Turk
mighty remnant
That’s nice men 💪🏻
thank you haha
spare roost
But anyways let’s continue
latent pebble
And we love Israel
astral loom
And we love Israel
Big w
latent pebble
Hard L
mighty remnant
i feel like playing b3 allowed me to get used to different structures in the center
mighty remnant
Because of the fact that I’m a very good person I can teach u a thing or two
teach me :DDDDD
spare roost
teach me :DDDDD
Ok send me a game in dm
winter ridge
I’m serious tho
can you help me get good at chess again
coarse marsh
Because it looks like black's on their way to the dreaded draw-shake if black doesn't make an error
in that line
spare roost
can you help me get good at chess again
Ur the same rating as me lol
worn iceBOT
Name: Mete (mete2879)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2027 (2078 peak)
Blitz: 1425 (1607 peak)
Bullet: 851 (1030 peak)
winter ridge
Ur the same rating as me lol
doesnt mean im good at chess
latent pebble
851 bullet real
mystic stream
can you help me get good at chess again
Again?
winter ridge
well i want to get back to where i was last year lol
broken portal
im sure u still remember how to play right
mystic stream
No
winter ridge
no
mystic stream
Ok go next its gg
last verge
force draw
grim edge
chat what shall i do
winter ridge
What do u need help with
lol
mystic stream
chat what shall i do
Nothing
grim edge
im sure u still remember how to play right
The dude is 2000
winter ridge
The dude is 2000
so
grim edge
I think he does
bright glade
oh he mad 
winter ridge
oh he mad <:Sadge:754408587735859331>
lol
bright glade
he dropped a piece after he was down like 2 pawns
these random facts are cool
i thought i did terrible 🗿
bright glade
what was the opening?
caro kann, tal variation
latent pebble
caro kann, tal variation
Tal variation refutes the caro for real
bright glade
i played 4 bishop moves here
Bxb4, Be7, Bxh4, Be7
bright glade
Tal variation refutes the caro for real
i find it super easy to play against the tal
latent pebble
Was it the Bd3 tal
bright glade
i played 4 bishop moves here
Bxb4, Be7, Bxh4, Be7 <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
my bishop woke up and choose to gobble two pawns
bright glade
Was it the Bd3 tal
yes, super easy to play as black
latent pebble
Bd3 pro
split haven
I sent this chat to the FBI
bright glade
i cannot believe i played Qb5 here
bright glade
i tried being funny and see if i could play with that b2 pawn, but Nc3 and my queen just gets bonked out of there
latent pebble
I play something that shocks people though it’s not necessarily the best
Wait do you play the e6 or Qa5+ line moiz
bright glade
yeah i know abt it, Qxb4 and then Qe7
latent pebble
Yeah
bright glade
and black will survive
latent pebble
It’s equal I’m pretty sure
tepid panther
I stg females have no rizz. NONE
latent pebble
If e6 line I play the shocking 7.Bg5
latent pebble
I stg females have no rizz. NONE
They don’t need to have rizz
last verge
yeah they do
tepid panther
They don’t need to have rizz
Some of em do
last verge
what is that even supposed to mean
tepid panther
Idek
grim edge
@old thistle pointers now
tepid panther
All ik is that I only text the ones who have rizz, or who are goth
somber pilot
Give me tips to improve in chess I have 800 elo :/
tepid panther
So gg 🤝
final wind
Give me tips to improve in chess I have 800 elo :/
read books
grim edge
Give me tips to improve in chess I have 800 elo :/
:'3
last verge
Give me tips to improve in chess I have 800 elo :/
try winning more frequently
no 800 needs to read any books theres plenty of free stuff online
tepid panther
I've never read a chess book in my life
last verge
unless its yusupov's beginner stuff ig
somber pilot
mmm
latent pebble
read books
What
final wind
no 800 needs to read any books theres plenty of free stuff online
but books have there own way
grim edge
Books are for nerds
last verge
books are just a longer way of learning what you could do in two hours online
final wind
even there is online books are unique
latent pebble
Books are for nerds
real
last verge
generally they cover deeper ideas that aren't important to 800s as well
grim edge
I dont play chess
latent pebble
chess is for nerd mainly
not me
tepid panther
chess is for nerd mainly
We're all nerds
grim edge
:3
latent pebble
somber pilot
We're all nerds
Yes
old thistle
<@548920906903191564> pointers now
In the first game you played a sharp variation without knowing how to play it. Instead of dxe4 and e5 play e6 next time and develope your piece. This way you won't get a big space disadvantage and bad developement
grim edge
In the first game you played a sharp variation without knowing how to play it. I...
Damn it all
restive storm
In the first game you played a sharp variation without knowing how to play it. I...
Can I see the game
old thistle
Can I see the game
Just check my profile :)
grim edge
SCIPIO WHY
grim edge
Damn
grim edge
2 other games were queen blunders
Scipio the thing is that i dont think a lot about my moves i have a habit of not thinking about them most of the time
How do i stop that
latent pebble
Scipio the thing is that i dont think a lot about my moves i have a habit of not...
Me asf
old thistle
What do you mean you don't think about your moves? You need to think about what you want and what your opponent wants. Look for candidates moves and then try to find the best responses by the opponent. Either improve your move, choose it or refute the idea
restive storm
Nice games Scipio vs Yass
grim edge
What do you mean you don't think about your moves? You need to think about what ...
Im very impulsive so to speak
opaque apex
I get what you mean
latent pebble
c5 Caro 
grim edge
Nice games Scipio vs Yass
Ty ty i hang a queen 2 times in a row with no regard to my positions safety but ty
latent pebble
Come on scipio do better
old thistle
In the second game I mouse sliped Qc7 which was painful
opaque apex
sometimes I'm just like "I feel like moving this piece"
latent pebble
The botvinnik is so lame
grim edge
In the second game I mouse sliped Qc7 which was painful
Git gud smh
old thistle
Come on scipio do better
What's wrong with it?
latent pebble
It’s lame
old thistle
How
grim edge
Hello chat
sleek zealot
I REACHED A NEW PEAK I HAVENT DONE THAT IN LIKE 3 WEEKS
old thistle
Hello chat
Hi
old thistle
I REACHED A NEW PEAK I HAVENT DONE THAT IN LIKE 3 WEEKS
Good job
restive storm
Lol
latent pebble
@grim edge do you have a particular line in response to the fantasy
grim edge
I usually last at least 15 moves before folding
old thistle
I didnt even do that well against scipio
1k elo difference