💬〡general-off-topic

[worn patrol]

awesome just got to 900

[grim edge]

if they decline my reward for a 3rd time in a row imma alt f4 irl

[worn patrol]

God i hate englund gambit idk what to do in it tbh

[worn patrol]

reward?

[glossy radish]

hi

i missed the arena today 😿

[grim edge]

i got 1st in the tournament today

I always believed into brutha

[solid valley]

i need at least 2000 elo to 1vs1 me

[glossy radish]

use /connect

[worn patrol]

not me but i won 😎

[solid valley]

wdym

[glossy radish]

connect your account

[worn patrol]

i won from this position i meannn

[glossy radish]

type in /connect

or connect your account via this link

[solid valley]

its new

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

I had a terrible start in the tournament but caught up with 1st place and maintained it

[solid valley]

its wood

[glossy radish]

so?

connect your acc

[worn patrol]

why would they decline it and btw what is the reward

[grim edge]

some lond forgotten rule forged by the hands of god himself, gthe reward is 3 monthos of diamoon

entire summer worth of diamond, then when i loose my diamond i go into another tourney

[solid valley]

i did

[glossy radish]

okay

[pine bison]

im a sucker for stupid cat pictures

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[pine bison]

✌️

[glossy radish]

aint no way they lost to a 900

[grim edge]

I love cats wether they're stupid or they hate me

[worn patrol]

i literally got the same position like that other, could u check if i got another brilliant

[grim edge]

❤️ 😭

[solid valley]

i tough u wanna play

[glossy radish]

did i say that?

[worn patrol]

white

[pine bison]

sure, send link again pls

[solid valley]

nvrm

[grim edge]

Shes 1700 dont do it to your self

[worn patrol]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/80688817201

[glossy radish]

do what

[worn ice]

T4rik_2008 (904) vs. zmwarren (901)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Nc6 3. Nf3 Qe7 4. Bf4 Qb4+ 5. Qd2 Qxb2 6. Qc3 Qxc3+ 7. Nxc3 Bb4 8. Bd2 f6 9. exf6 Nxf6 10. a3 Bxc3 11. Bxc3 O-O 12. Bxf6 Rxf6 13. e4 Re6 14. Bc4 d5 15. Bxd5 Nd8 16. Bxe6+ Bxe6 17. O-O Nc6 18. c3 Rd8 19. Rfd1 Bg4 20. Rxd8+ Nxd8 21. Ne5 b5 22. Nxg4 

[glossy radish]

ion wanna play em 💀

[worn patrol]

idk how to play against englund

[grim edge]

Play her

[glossy radish]

dude their acc is new i am NOT playing

[pine bison]

done, no brillies this time

[solid valley]

i won turkish chapion blitz xd 2019

[worn patrol]

yeah i just not expect anyone to play englund but ig im wrong

[grim edge]

Like otb?

[worn patrol]

damnn

thanks anyway

[grim edge]

NO BRILLIES NOOOO

[pine bison]

np :D

[solid valley]

m nothing i barely play online

[glossy radish]

moo

[worn patrol]

i sent u the wrong game

[split haven]

Wrong pic

[pine bison]

stupid

[worn patrol]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/80688103057

[worn ice]

T4rik_2008 (896) vs. GReydellet (872)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. Nf3 e6 4. e3 Bd6 5. Bg3 Bxg3 6. hxg3 O-O 7. Bd3 b6 8. c3 c5 9. Nbd2 c4 10. Bc2 Nc6 11. Qe2 b5 12. O-O-O Qa5 13. Kb1 b4 14. Ne5 Nxe5 15. dxe5 Nd7 16. Bxh7+ Kh8 17. Qh5 g6 18. Bg8+ Kxg8 19. Qh7# 

[worn patrol]

[grim edge]

mooo

[pine bison]

also no brillies!

[glossy radish]

frfr

[worn patrol]

damn thats not okay

[solid valley]

i said i dont play online i play irl XD

[grim edge]

Ill be killed by my parents by then

[worn patrol]

i did the same thing 😢

[glossy radish]

hi unity

[worn patrol]

thanks anyway

yeah isnt online easier tho?

[solid valley]

i play 40 game day irl

[worn patrol]

yeah u too?

[solid valley]

no need online there is only hackers

[grim edge]

When we living together tho

[pine bison]

same, i also eat 5kg vegtables an hour

[worn patrol]

how are u so good damn

[solid valley]

i made money of that at least

[glossy radish]

PROOF

[worn patrol]

i am barely 900 and we are the same age

[grim edge]

Oh you're dutch alright

[worn patrol]

i just got to 900

[grim edge]

How much

[pine bison]

fr fr

[solid valley]

300 400 week not wvwn moving muscle

[worn patrol]

i started this december i learned how pieces move on like december 27th, kinda got bored when school started cuz of studying

[pine bison]

my pov right now

[grim edge]

Oh you coach or sumth

[worn patrol]

yeah well i just dont think i will ever be as high rated as you

[solid valley]

yes

[glossy radish]

id die to eat that

[grim edge]

Niice

[worn patrol]

u def have some talent too

[grim edge]

7 if i stop smoking

[pine bison]

what do you eat instead then lol

[pine bison]

ew smoke bad

[glossy radish]

no i mean i would 101% eat that

[solid valley]

i just wanna challenge a good player and ppl talking shit cause i dont play online

[worn patrol]

np bro like my goal for summer is to focus on chess

to get to like 1100

[glossy radish]

u lost to a 900, twice

[grim edge]

Its the only source of happiness in my life

[glossy radish]

if u cant beat a 900 how u gonna beat 2k 😿

[grim edge]

Oh no ones talking shit

[glossy radish]

just give up

[solid valley]

i was playing with only 3 moves denfesivly so i make it hareder xd

[glossy radish]

uh huh

[worn patrol]

yah it not gonna last much long brother i belive in u u can stop

[glossy radish]

at least 50 moves is crazyy

[grim edge]

V you wanna play

[glossy radish]

no

[pine bison]

rough life bruv

[grim edge]

Awwww

[worn patrol]

but what about like theory

[latent kraken]

Ouch

[solid valley]

u wont understand

[worn patrol]

what did u learn daisy

[glossy radish]

yeah, i wont understnd how u lost to a 900

[grim edge]

Im 900 you still wanna play

[glossy radish]

go easy 😭

[pine bison]

no, people talk shit cuz we see random people join this server everyday, claiming to be 2700 rated and god at chess, only to be banned next day

[grim edge]

I feel harassed

[worn patrol]

i played till like 1500 computers

[grim edge]

Sucy as lightbringer

cute, make a move on me please

[glossy radish]

GRIMS

[grim edge]

What.

[dark rock]

https://fxtwitter.com/tyomateee/status/1668635909737308160?s=20

[worn patrol]

but like theory is so important cuz everyone just studies nonstop

[pine bison]

what

[latent kraken]

Anyone wanna play against me?

[glossy radish]

its a joke, cuz they lost to a 900 twice ):

[grim edge]

Such

[worn patrol]

u ever played otb

[glossy radish]

my best is beating

[grim edge]

HER???

[glossy radish]

yaeh, i sent the ss

[grim edge]

fffWHAT>

[glossy radish]

NO.

[worn patrol]

damn where u live bro

[grim edge]

Btw v i won against a 1900 today in arena

[worn patrol]

here i only have gm tournaments otb 😦

[dark rock]

Hydraulic press

[glossy radish]

no way 😭

[grim edge]

I out tacticed a 1900

[grim edge]

Ill send u the game later if u wanna

[worn patrol]

not really not everyone can compete and there arent many of them tho

[glossy radish]

im lazy

[worn patrol]

like there aint no tournaments for kids

[grim edge]

WDYM

[grim edge]

Ill show it to zax then

[glossy radish]

ltes play rn

[dark rock]

I heard the same thing the first time your mother went outside

[glossy radish]

go easy tho @grim edge

i suck

[final wind]

yo just joined to this server looking forward to meet players m 1700 elo

[grim edge]

Youre supposed to go easy on me

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[glossy radish]

mf i have NOT been doing well in chess

[worn patrol]

only about 15 or less in my country so not really many of them

[glossy radish]

i played three rated games two days ago and lost so many 😭

[grim edge]

What was ur name cc again

[pine bison]

bison

[glossy radish]

ill just send it

[grim edge]

My condolences me as well

[fast kiln]

balls

[glossy radish]

im gonna lose

[worn patrol]

canada has less gms than bosnia?

[grim edge]

Bison?

[worn patrol]

u have frank bruh

[pine bison]

v = bison

[worn patrol]

thats like a super gm

i cant even watch that guy he is so loud i annoy everyone in house

he is like 770 tho

or something like that

i got scared that he will pass me and started playing chess again 💀

him and dj khaled are kinda weird

[final wind]

who wanna play blitz i need really good player guys i wanna sweat

[worn patrol]

i can play with u unrated if u want im like 670 in blitz

[final wind]

k inv go dm

1700

only play blitz

[worn patrol]

i sent u

@final windthis u altaceo?

[final wind]

yes

[worn patrol]

https://play.chess.com/79yng

[final wind]

rematch

[grim edge]

ew modern music??

[glossy radish]

@grim edge i hate

i hate u

[grim edge]

What did i even do

[glossy radish]

i hate u

oh wait its 3-3 nvm

[grim edge]

u guys just need 3 play lists

I dont even have spotify💀

1 HAS to be classical

[broken portal]

nah

[glossy radish]

@grim edge rematch

[flint trench]

someone play a blitz with me rq

[broken portal]

just have em all mixed

[glossy radish]

!welcome no

[stable jungle]

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[trim flax]

teclaf is a bison2003

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: yasstto vs zaggazu - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80670717147

Can someone review this

[glossy radish]

no.

[grim edge]

Youre so good at chess

[glossy radish]

@final wind

[glossy radish]

rematch rn ihy

[grim edge]

Review the game

[glossy radish]

I HATE HIM

[grim edge]

And we rematch

[glossy radish]

no its 3-3 rn

[grim edge]

Dont hate me cuz i am beautiful

[glossy radish]

i blundered literally everything

[glossy radish]

mf u aint even close to beautiful stop feeding yourself liesss

[grim edge]

Billy the bat is a masterpiece ask kayden

[grim edge]

That the only way i can keep on living

[glossy radish]

its happened many times in a row

[grim edge]

V if i win u will review that game alright

[flint trench]

someone play me bro

[glossy radish]

fine

[grim edge]

He appeared only for one chapter

[glossy radish]

im out of practice lets just say thatt

[raw frigate]

bro wrong sticker 💀

[glossy radish]

pixel u gonna watch?

[fast kiln]

Balls

[raw frigate]

fax

[grim edge]

I aint asking u to read it

[glossy radish]

good 😭

[raw frigate]

gen chat so civilized 😡

[grim edge]

Ask kayden its not

He uses the baby voice

Of course

[restive storm]

@grim edge I heard you beat zax 2-0

[final wind]

@worn patrol good games

[worn patrol]

u are sus bro joined 21 mins ago???

i mean shi good games but how u play like this if u joined 21 mins ago?

[final wind]

yes its alt acc

[final wind]

its my acc XD

[worn patrol]

i added u back but why

[final wind]

NOT

[worn patrol]

did u ask them for alt acc

they could ban u if u didnt

[final wind]

yes i wanna re elo for fun

[worn patrol]

whats ur real rating then

[final wind]

its boring m stuck 1700 for 3 moths

1700 i said it 5 timesXD

[worn patrol]

u were spectating my game or?

[worn patrol]

alright didnt see that

how are all these 2008s so high rated mannn

im gonna cry

[dim perch]

my

[latent pebble]

@worn patrol botvinnik caro at 600

[final wind]

wanna replay i play insta 1 sec per move

[latent pebble]

[dim perch]

my family friends, his elo is 1600 and hes 12 yrs. is he good

[worn patrol]

i just play caro

[latent pebble]

why the botvinnik though

[worn patrol]

nah he mad trash

[dim perch]

im rating 300 (rip)

[restive storm]

Lol

[dim perch]

im 14 and my rating is 300 💀

[worn patrol]

is that in the last game

[latent pebble]

no

[worn patrol]

im joking he is super good

[latent pebble]

you played white last game

[dim perch]

and i suck

[glossy radish]

@grim edge send the game link btw u got abrilliant ☠️

[worn patrol]

u mean this?

[worn patrol]

i do too but its normal

i think xD

[latent pebble]

no

[grim edge]

I forgot i had a free review also which brilliant was it

[latent pebble]

It’s that game yeah but that is not the initial botvinnik Caro

[worn patrol]

what move

[latent pebble]

c5

Instead of Bf5

[worn patrol]

i didnt play c5

[glossy radish]

💀

stupid ass move @grim edge

[worn patrol]

sorry i dont know variations i just know that it is caro kann 😂

[latent pebble]

oh lmao

[final wind]

somoene wanna play again blitz

[worn patrol]

this is what levy teaches me

[latent pebble]

Levy trash

[grim edge]

I knew it was a good move

[worn patrol]

so did i play that variation or

[grim edge]

I am so good at chess

[final wind]

what ur blitz elo

[sleek zealot]

how dare you

[sharp galleon]

bang bang

[grim edge]

Like 700

[glossy radish]

ima finish my 750 piece puzzle 😭

[final wind]

mid

[grim edge]

It aint me

[grim edge]

Frrr

[sharp galleon]

smash

[grim edge]

Id smash me too

[worn patrol]

why exactly is this a brilliant move?

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

I am joking i am an eldritch abomination of the dark void

[sharp galleon]

ever heard of him

[viral epoch]

Hi, goodnight

[grim edge]

It was kinda like saccing a queen

[worn patrol]

bro imma need that pillow

[grim edge]

But a good trade

[sleek zealot]

https://www.chess.com/analysis?fen=1r4k1/pb4p1/1p2pr1p/2p5/3Pq1R1/P1P1P2Q/6PP/6K1+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172

[sharp galleon]

imagine sleeping when summer vacation starts next Thursday

but I guess gn

[grim edge]

Bye ventih

[glossy radish]

idk

[grim edge]

Cellen wachu elo

[glossy radish]

its noy my move so idk

[worn patrol]

this is unfindable by 700 like all these moves

[grim edge]

Because i am so good at chess

[sharp galleon]

2300 I guess

[worn patrol]

by engine

[grim edge]

Teach me

[viral epoch]

I no wan sleep

[sleek zealot]

i just gave you the position in analysis

[viral epoch]

Byeeee~

[worn patrol]

it started 2 days ago for me but not really good

[dim perch]

bruh

[sharp galleon]

just watch 10 hours of anime everyday until it rots your brain

[dim perch]

i didnt know 200s can back rank

[sharp galleon]

rip

[worn patrol]

yeah i know thanks but yk

[grim edge]

Thank you master on it

[worn patrol]

wdym rip

[grim edge]

Reading 21th century bois rn

[sharp galleon]

didn’t you just say gn

[grim edge]

Undecisive

[viral epoch]

I don't want sleep but I must anyway

[sharp galleon]

you said your summer break isn’t going so well

[slim robin]

1400elo 1v1?

[final wind]

1700 only blitz

[viral epoch]

Noooo

[grim edge]

Cellen is 1400

[sharp galleon]

[worn patrol]

well yea but doesnt rip mean rest in peace xD

[grim edge]

Rip in pieces

[viral epoch]

Cellen bullies me daily

[sharp galleon]

uwu

[grim edge]

I wouldnt bully you venti

[viral epoch]

I know Yasso, Ily

[grim edge]

Cellen is already doing it for me

[grim edge]

Ty ty lyt

[sharp galleon]

man’s doing me dirty

[sleek zealot]

i am one of the worst attackers and one of the best defenders ever

[sharp galleon]

where’s the cap

jk

[viral epoch]

[worn patrol]

ur peak elo is only 3,14? (im about to get flamed)

[sleek zealot]

approximately

[viral epoch]

Goodnighty to everyone

[worn patrol]

sounds like your pfp yeah

[viral epoch]

Except for Cellen

[grim edge]

Hi balint

[sharp galleon]

it is actually 3,14159265358979323...

[fast kiln]

good Night Mitzu

[grim edge]

I am so ballin

[sleek zealot]

i only said im a good defender because i somehow didnt lose in this position

[sleek zealot]

i am balint

[viral epoch]

Nighty Antonio 🌈

[sharp galleon]

[viral epoch]

Jk Cellen, you too

[sharp galleon]

yay

[viral epoch]

Ily all

[sharp galleon]

[sleek zealot]

❤️

[worn patrol]

uhm you actually made a mistake its 3.14159265359 and not 3,14159265358979323 🤓

u messed up a few numbers there bud 🤓

[sharp galleon]

[lament jacinth]

Heyy everyone

[sleek zealot]

okay update i just lost

[flint trench]

yo someone play a blitz wit me

[worn patrol]

[grim edge]

It's 3.14

[worn patrol]

uhm its actually infinite

[grim edge]

If it were infinite than it can never start and never end

[raw frigate]

3.141592653 im the king of nyc 😎

[worn patrol]

bro 3.14 is what some guy rounded it up so its easier it doesnt have an ending

they teach that in elementary

[raw frigate]

infinity is very weird tho

[grim edge]

I mean true infinity as I like to call it can't end but can't start somewhere either

[glossy radish]

no ihy

[glossy radish]

NOO PIKACHUUU

[worn patrol]

yeah i like to imagine a straight line and its beginning but when u look far away and walk by it it never ends

[raw frigate]

infinity breaks all laws in math

[empty plume]

You're so good at math aren't u

[worn patrol]

i like to imagine that as pi

[barren galleon]

pikapunt

[glossy radish]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[barren galleon]

wow

[grim edge]

Nah I'm really bad at it

[worn patrol]

something no brain can process, like death or sum

[grim edge]

Imagine you get a stalemate with all those quesns

[worn patrol]

i mean try to imagine nothing, exactly

[empty plume]

It ain't that deep

[barren galleon]

nah bro imagine the king goes to one of the squares not labeled

actually he cant

[worn patrol]

it aint it just how it is man no one can imagine it

[barren galleon]

its impossible bc theres no neighboring square

[raw frigate]

im pretty sure infinity cant even exist in this world, there is a finite value to everything

[empty plume]

You can imagine that it goes on forever

[grim edge]

If the king is in one of those squares its not being attacked but it doesn't have any legal moves either so... Stalemate

[empty plume]

Thats all you need trying to imagine something that goes on forever is just stupid and if you try to you are stupid

[worn patrol]

well we dont know about that for sure

[raw frigate]

fr tho

[empty plume]

We do

[worn patrol]

if there was infinity, it would not be in the cage of our laws of nature or sum

idk how to write what i think

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-nerd-display-sir-those-are-display-toilets-shit-gif-25565329

[glossy radish]

hi im v

[worn patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/shakespeare-gif-20710834

[sleek zealot]

hi

[empty plume]

Real analysis 1

[barren galleon]

yes 👏

[worn patrol]

wdym by that

[worn patrol]

what ur confusing what does real analysis 1 mean

[empty plume]

Mamuuuu

[fickle rampart]

Hello noobs

[latent pebble]

Shakespeare ugly asf

[fickle rampart]

I hope you all did your lessons today

[worn patrol]

the beauty is in the eyes of someone idk

spectator or sum

[fickle rampart]

Rate duolingo’s beauty on a scale from 1-10

[sleek zealot]

this pic is like a 7

[fickle rampart]

D:

[worn patrol]

Sir release my grandpa he aint even installed the app

[fickle rampart]

NEVER

[worn patrol]

are u sure about that bud

[empty plume]

JoeKempsey "Burger" Duolingo

[mellow fiber]

holy shit magnus carlsen is on c.ai lol

[latent pebble]

Of the beholder

[worn patrol]

yes that

i dont know english that good i mean i know it but its not my main language

ljepota je u ocima posmatraca

[latent pebble]

Real

[worn patrol]

u understand that?

[sleek zealot]

EEVERYONE I HAVE 1111 ELO

[latent pebble]

no

[fickle rampart]

What’s c.ai

[worn patrol]

character ai

thats these tiktoks u see like people taking ais hostage and shi

[empty plume]

Chessable.ai

[sharp galleon]

let me guess, Armenian

[tropic pawn]

hello scandivian openingers

[worn patrol]

nah its bosnian but at the same time serbian and croatian and a little bit slovenian

[empty plume]

Let me guess albanian

[tropic pawn]

you just random

[sharp galleon]

damn I see

[empty plume]

Ja sam rođeni albanac

[worn patrol]

i aint thats a quote but in my language

[empty plume]

Meni netreba putovnica

[worn patrol]

dobar al banat ce nas

[fickle rampart]

Oohhh

[barren galleon]

BLANKET CAT MY BELOVED

[worn patrol]

i mean is armenian like that?

[barren galleon]

he looks like an adorable alien

[worn patrol]

cat

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 2749 (2797 peak)

[worn patrol]

fried liver what elo are u bro

[fickle rampart]

TRAXLER

[strong sail]

So

[grim edge]

: (

[mellow fiber]

ah yes my favorite move

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mjames_30

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[worn patrol]

google it bro smh

[fickle rampart]

Lmaooo

[mellow fiber]

bishop en passant 😭

[worn patrol]

people these days smh

[strong sail]

Ok

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ethan P (knockzzyyt)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 890 (930 peak)
Blitz: 497 (520 peak)
Bullet: 430 (484 peak)

[worn patrol]

hes magnus he can do that

[mellow fiber]

dammit your right

[strong sail]

So

[mellow fiber]

WHY DO ALL BOTS WANNA CASTLE THROUGH THE BISHOP OMG

[strong sail]

Where

[mellow fiber]

how did gotham play with illegal moves im curious

[fickle rampart]

Analysis board

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-undertale-gif-21949690

[barren galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/durant-pokemondurant-durantpokemon-gif-25315615

i love durant

durant my beloved

[fickle rampart]

But you gotta click on the set up pieces button

[neon musk]

All of my opponents when playing me:

[barren galleon]

<33333333

[worn patrol]

in analysis u can set up ur moves i think as u like them

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-gif-20045909

[strong sail]

Ok

[grim edge]

Yippie

[sleek zealot]

solid 8.5/10

[neon musk]

He's running to visit your family in his basement

[fickle rampart]

MOVING UP

[strong sail]

1000.0100

Hello guys

[mellow fiber]

where is it?

[barren galleon]

i love bobzgames

[polar locust]

Can someone help me disconnect my chess.com acc?

[strong sail]

So

[tardy dock]

Why is that?

[strong sail]

Use it

[worn patrol]

anylsis

[desert nimbus]

any one wants to play? (unrated 3mins)

[latent pebble]

Bosnia

[desert nimbus]

come on

[worn patrol]

yes?

[neon musk]

Imagine you wake up at night and see this in front of your face saying "beg for your life in [language you're learning]"

[polar locust]

Yo Albert is drunk rn I've already done that 5 times

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-frisk-iamprikle-undertale-joke-gif-18592368

[polar locust]

Cause I'm on a new acc

[desert nimbus]

:(

[fickle rampart]

NO PRISONERS

[jade osprey]

how's chat doing

[barren galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/rotom-pokemon-spin-gif-16356100

ROTOM IS AUTISM 🗣️

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-24143816

[mellow fiber]

is it only on pc?

[worn patrol]

i dont think so

i think its on mobile too somewhere

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-jermy-basass-gif-5116604

[pseudo arch]

wanna 10 mins unrated right now

dms

[rain mantle]

Who was in paris

Gold digger

Gold snicers

Gold snickers

[raw kayak]

hey guys

who wants to play a game?

[final wind]

elo

[raw kayak]

okay send a link

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[raw kayak]

are you vitoralex?

what's your username

[final wind]

any 1500+ wanna play blitz2

[raw kayak]

send another link

okay

[grim edge]

hello winner:cool_cowboy:

[raw kayak]

wtf

[grim edge]

💀

ohhhhh emote fail

lmfao

at least u tried

[raw kayak]

i think you should send another one

smh

[grim edge]

😭

my friend making bs math questions again 😭

WHAT THE FISHCAKES IS THIS!?!?!?!? 🗣️

[raw kayak]

okay good

[grim edge]

[tardy dock]

Ez math

[tardy dock]

6480

[grim edge]

IT IS indeed easy, u just plug shit in but its so weird

[grim edge]

lemme check

[tardy dock]

plz dont

It will be like 13,84991919,3782919.69420

[barren galleon]

GIVE ME A RANDOM WORD

[tardy dock]

UHMM

[tardy dock]

Yellow

[grim edge]

steven universe

wait thats a name bruh

[barren galleon]

yellow it is

[tardy dock]

Haha i was first

[sleek zealot]

extraterrestial

[barren galleon]

HOW DID U KNOW I WAS PLAYING POKEMON

[grim edge]

:pokeball2:

bruhhh my emote failing

[tardy dock]

Easly
I just hacked your neighbors camera to see your montior

[grim edge]

how long do i need to quit discord?

[tardy dock]

Imagen not having NITRO

[sleek zealot]

dont quit me

[grim edge]

i might quit for solid months tbh

i have never been more dissapointed in myself

and my progress in chess

which was 20 days ago bruh

[tardy dock]

9+19

[grim edge]

im still new to chess

[tardy dock]

Answer for nitro

[grim edge]

let me change my bio for a sec brb

[sleek zealot]

what do you mean by that

[tardy dock]

Wrong

[tardy dock]

Answer for a dad

nssef for milk

[latent kraken]

Rapid game anyone?

[latent pebble]

It’s just chess

[grim edge]

NOT EVEN CLOSE BUDDY IT WAS v = ~3.5

[grim edge]

done lets see how while ill last peace

He aint lasting a second 🗣️

[barren galleon]

i love glameow so much

[grim edge]

He back 🗣️

dont ping me ill change my bio one last time

[sleek zealot]

ur goin?

[barren galleon]

and durant and rotom and um i forgot but i think it was bounsweet

[sleek zealot]

well best of luck to you

and you too pixel

[final wind]

who wanna play blitz m 1700 elo

[sleek zealot]

i like this server too i dont talk in it 24/7 tho

[final wind]

whats ur elo in rapid

[grim edge]

i wont come back on for a few weeks/months atleast i hope.

[final wind]

play bullet

[grim edge]

👋

[final wind]

go dms

[potent merlin]

are you really quitting? Zax, Pixel?

[latent pebble]

It’s just chess zax

[restive storm]

what the heck is chessable doing to me

[latent pebble]

tread lightly man

[barren galleon]

the east is north the west is south, i feel like ima never get out im trapped

[calm matrix]

Did Hans Niemann really cheat or not?

[latent pebble]

Pixel you definitely want to see my csgo clips

[restive storm]

bro when I study the openings it brings me to this quiz thingy where it shows me a move and I have to play it

[split haven]

This beat is fire

[latent pebble]

the review thing?

[steep stream]

any one want to play a match

[boreal cosmos]

No

[potent merlin]

Wow good luck with that. We'll be missing you though

[restive storm]

I think this quiz thingy bruh

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @steep stream, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[potent merlin]

And Zax

[grim edge]

pro

[restive storm]

I found this although

[worn patrol]

eww what are those graphics, u cant run minecraft bro?

[grim edge]

uh, wdym?

[dawn sky]

Crazy bishop trap vs caro kann. 13 moves

[glossy radish]

bye pixel

[restive storm]

i think it's the text comments for the course, so the course comes with a video, book and move trainer and I think this is the book

this is actualy pretty neat

I've never used chessable before

[inner fern]

Does anyone wanna play an unrated game with me?

Okay, send me the link

[small apex]

Hi

[potent merlin]

@grim edge now that all the smart people left don't worry you can have me still

[small apex]

Anyone want to chess?

[small apex]

Whar-

[potent merlin]

It'll be fine

[high oasis]

i want shawarma

i never had it

[inner fern]

I was completely lost

[desert nimbus]

bye

[inner fern]

Venezuela bro

a webo

[latent pebble]

It’s an awesome feature

[desert nimbus]

some one played cagnus marlsen gambit against me :(

[inner fern]

sale jugar unas partiditas?

[desert nimbus]

I tried to prevent him to do that

but i couldnot after b5 he went Qc2

[inner fern]

dale pe

[final wind]

wanna play m 1700 elo

[desert nimbus]

!no

dm

[balmy dome]

how to connect the chess account to discord?

it said you are connected to discord

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[balmy dome]

may I be dm by someone I need help

cause I can't send image

It said Im connected but I can't use the /connect

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> drawthecurtain

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Rapid: 1872 (1925 peak)
Blitz: 1869 (1869 peak)
Bullet: 1709 (1751 peak)

[raw kayak]

what's up guys

[wheat narwhal]

that brillant move

[glossy radish]

hi how is everyone

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pppppppppp98

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Rapid: 1268 (1311 peak)
Blitz: 1005 (1020 peak)
Bullet: 852 (1010 peak)

[balmy dome]

ahhh

[past iris]

yeah right

[glossy radish]

whats throbbing mate 😭

[undone dove]

He was one move away from draw

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game

okay send a link

[narrow orchid]

based mate

[glossy radish]

thanks

[raw kayak]

wdym?

[narrow orchid]

you're*

[raw kayak]

I don't know how to

[narrow orchid]

hope you used the time to improve ur grammar 💪

thats what ur means

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @glossy radish, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[glossy radish]

NOO 😭

[glossy radish]

!WELCOME

[stable jungle]

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[narrow orchid]

thanks

[glossy radish]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@narrow orchid With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[glossy radish]

hi unityyy hru

NO

wait shoot wrong chat

[daring oyster]

Blender boy

[sleek zealot]

@delete-role kek #🔖〡roles message

[daring oyster]

sup

[restive storm]

2200 blundered this

[daring oyster]

oh sup un- unrealengine

[grim edge]

@grim edge You left`?

[daring oyster]

sandwich mate

[grim edge]

he did?

[daring oyster]

no.

[grim edge]

why did he leave??

[sleek zealot]

smuther mayte

[desert nimbus]

logical

[stable spire]

Hi

[grim edge]

wow

[sleek zealot]

why is he dissapointed

[stable spire]

Hi I have an question

[grim edge]

well hope he comes back soon

hes like the only person who welcomed me here

[sleek zealot]

i welcome u ❤️

[austere bluff]

Legendary pfp

[grim edge]

♥️

[cosmic herald]

he died. it was destroying move

what do you think

[sleek zealot]

not the right time sorry

[austere bluff]

Hi who can make a chess match 1100-2000

[stable spire]

Just asking do you guys know what an chess board signed by Magnus is worth?

[sleek zealot]

we are grieving

[austere bluff]

Unity pfp legendary

[sleek zealot]

i mean zax wasnt doing so bad i havent progressed in a couple weeks either

[grim edge]

when i look at this again he does seem very sad with himself

[sleek zealot]

after 1800 i assume its best to get a course or something because just playing might not cut it

[stable spire]

Ok ty for telling me

[sleek zealot]

but has only played for 5 months idk what the problem is because people take years to get to 2000

[balmy dome]

after asking that kind of question, we all want an answer

[grim edge]

stop making me sad

[sleek zealot]

well i havent been playing for longer than him but he is progressing much faster

[desert nimbus]

1.5 years* minimum

[restive storm]

what happened to zax lol

is he actually that sad from losing to pixel twice

[desert nimbus]

I can feel him

[sleek zealot]

zax was at 1800 in 5 months and now he has quit (for now) because he is disappointed in himself

[grim edge]

he left for a few weeks

atleast he says

[sleek zealot]

because he hasnt progressed in 20days or sumn

[desert nimbus]

I lost to pixel once and he left for ever

[grim edge]

i think he likes everyone

[sleek zealot]

bro he didnt quit because of us man dont blame urself

[frosty chasm]

1800 in 5 months how much does this person train

[grim edge]

zax was 5-5 against him

[lethal lotus]

No I refuse that to be a brilliant

[grim edge]

exactly its very very fast for a new chess player yet hes mad he hasnt done faster

is he insane or what

[frosty chasm]

Bobby Fischer didn't progress that quickly

[lethal lotus]

What was the idea of ur brilliant

[grim edge]

he wants to become a titled player so he plays everyday and trains everyday he told me 😭

[frosty chasm]

I kind of don't believe that

Of this guy is the future of chess

Or*

[lethal lotus]

Ig thats aight

[grim edge]

he showed pics of his stats earlier

[sleek zealot]

its the truth

[frosty chasm]

What's his user

[sleek zealot]

sensaizax

[grim edge]

@grim edge here check it out from himself

[sleek zealot]

its very possible but hes not rly the lying type so

[grim edge]

looks amazing wish i was as good as you guys

he played 2 games on the account before jan

only 2 so idk

[sleek zealot]

whether or not he gained it in 5 months he is 1800 and its very respectable

[grim edge]

why is he so mad then ?

[sleek zealot]

well ask him

[grim edge]

he has no fide tho?

or otb experience he told me

[sleek zealot]

if you dont believe him i totally understand why im not quite sure what to believe yet tho

[grim edge]

didnt he leave tho i tried pinging him with no response

he welcomed me and offered me free coaching when i first joined when i told him im strugelling

[sleek zealot]

yall should stop harassing him he will respond in due time

[high oasis]

taking showers is good for overall body hygiene

[grim edge]

is that his first massage?

ask him in dms then

why would he lie?

[fast folio]

i am joined in the server a minutes ago , how can i desmute myself?

[grim edge]

his graph and the way he was chatting for months is enough for me

[high oasis]

post his chesscom and ill clown him every day of his life

[grim edge]

doubts are normal

[sleek zealot]

can yall just let bonglord believe what he wants to believe

[grim edge]

but to even see people not believe his progress and him being mad with it is beyond me

1300

[frosty chasm]

His progression is comparable to that of Garry Kasparov between 2006 and 2007 although Garry Kasparov's is a bit more impressive (he's the goat)

[grim edge]

online is not otb

online is reachable

[glossy radish]

bru zax be pulling

[grim edge]

He said he started "grinding in jan

i mean how insane was he to go from 600 to 1k in 1 week

[frosty chasm]

600 to 1k is insane.

I'm a week? My god

[fast folio]

Do I need to do some registered or something to unmute myself?

[grim edge]

@grim edge well if he knew chess it surely wasnt impressive

[frosty chasm]

Bruh prob like 65% of players get hard stuck 900 for months

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[sleek zealot]

why do yall care so much about how quickly he got to 1800

[grim edge]

zax be leavin

[glossy radish]

@fast folio use /connect, then once you see red role, rejoin vc.
after that, use /trust

[glossy radish]

leaving? leaving what

[sleek zealot]

discord

[grim edge]

i care for why hes mad about it

[glossy radish]

wait why

[grim edge]

read his bio

[mild nest]

not really, if someone teaches you the right stuff its possible since to get from 600 to 1000 even learning some endgame mating patterns might get u there

[simple rose]

Fork counter another Fork woth Pinned

[sleek zealot]

why are u mad

[grim edge]

i mostly care for hes the only kind person to me here

thats why simply

and he coached me for free

and helped me with alot of work

[frosty chasm]

Did he hypnotize you too oh my lord

[past iris]

what happened to him

[glossy radish]

he did say he wasnt feeling well when i asked him once

[broken portal]

is zax cheating?

[arctic heart]

who died

[sleek zealot]

[mild nest]

probably not

[grim edge]

bro hell no

[frosty chasm]

Nah ppl are suggesting he is downplaying his experience though

[fast folio]

tysm

[grim edge]

he isnt

[mild nest]

what is his experience

[grim edge]

he didnt even know what scholars mate was in jan

[mild nest]

personally i dont think he got 1800 in 5 months

[broken portal]

idk i see zax being a topic so scrolled up a bit, idk

[grim edge]

if he really knew chess it was never good

[mild nest]

its too unrealistic for someone who is on discord all the time and has school

[glossy radish]

dm me if you need any help in the future

[sleek zealot]

thats a valid reason to be mad tho he has insane progress

[mild nest]

thats what he says

[grim edge]

its crazy only when he leaves when he is mad about himself

[arctic heart]

maybe he is just good

[broken portal]

im sure zax's progress is legit tho, if he got a talent for it then it be like that

[grim edge]

he gained 250 blitz elo this week wtf

[mild nest]

possible but i doubt it happened since the odds are less than 50%

[grim edge]

he is progressing

[mild nest]

that doesnt mean anything

[verbal marsh]

Thats normal wdym wtf

[frosty chasm]

I don't think he got to 1800 in 5 months either. He probably had prior experience and pretends to be a noob for clout in the chess discord

[mild nest]

look at their highest rating

[arctic heart]

i mean if you don't lose a single match and always plan your games you can have a pretty solid win rate

[fast folio]

Someone wants to play?

[grim edge]

Hi smol brian

[mild nest]

i gained like 500 points in blitz in a week bc i was 1800 rapid and 1100 blitz

[broken portal]

natural talent, played since young

[grim edge]

he went from 1300 to 1570 this week hes at his peak blitz

[arctic heart]

that is sus

[sleek zealot]

i have 1200 messages here - i joined like a week or so ago

[mild nest]

hgihest rating overall dummy

[grim edge]

he is 1800

[glossy radish]

mf i had 7k messages at that time

[arctic heart]

he is asian tho

[sleek zealot]

11 days ago

[mild nest]

if u r 500 blitz and get to 1500 in 1 week, if u are 2000 rapid its not impressive

[grim edge]

China is just different

how did zax look like again+

[mild nest]

then going from 1250-1500 isnt impressive

[glossy radish]

1200 is NOT impressive for a week 💀

[mild nest]

they played since a young age

[sleek zealot]

in that case you got no life

[glossy radish]

ikr

[primal shore]

1800 in 5 months isn't hard it just requires dedication

[sleek oriole]

for a week???? hi v btw

[broken portal]

this

[glossy radish]

hii

[grim edge]

true but its 1 week i havent gained 250 elo in 6 months

[sleek oriole]

oh hi lucy

[broken portal]

if u look at zaxs games, he has around 5k of em

[sleek oriole]

hi everyone

[broken portal]

in 5 months, 1k games a month

[grim edge]

WTF how much does he play

[broken portal]

thats almost 30-40 games a day

with not correctly done math

[grim edge]

insane

[primal shore]

...he doesn't play that much

[arctic heart]

5k times 8 is 40.000 wait math

[sleek oriole]

instant buy?

[primal shore]

I think he grinded hella games at a low elo

[sleek zealot]

i felt the need to brighten the mood with this incredible levy pillow

[mild nest]

are u dense

[dawn sky]

It requires playing chess as a full-time job while actively studying, so yes, it is hard

[grim edge]

no im just bad

[sleek oriole]

my mood is certainly brightened

[mild nest]

if u r 2000 rapid and go from 500 blitz to 1500 blitz thats not impressive since u are playing way below ur skill level anywayhs

[broken portal]

for 5 months?

[sleek zealot]

thats great to hear

[dawn sky]

Ur not even 1800, so how would you even know smh

[mild nest]

its not about how much he gained, its about how much he gained from his peak

[glossy radish]

honestly i dont see what the fuss is about. zax was just naturally talented and really dedicated. hes just a fast learner

[mild nest]

aka his new peak - the old peak

[primal shore]

Yea but that's not hard it just requires the time

[verbal marsh]

Elo?

[mild nest]

who were u talking to

[mild nest]

thats the problem

[broken portal]

ur better than me so ur pretty good

[grim edge]

zax was dissapointed in his progress so he left discord to improve it makes no sense .

[mild nest]

it seems to unrealistic

[grim edge]

1300

[verbal marsh]

Can i try playing against u?

[glossy radish]

hes just being unrealistic, he'll soon come to realise that its a huge leap for him

[primal shore]

I'm underrated, last 2 days I've gained like 80 rapid elo so if that don't prove I'm underrated idk what will, its not my skill holding me back it's how much games I play

[dawn sky]

You can say that about anything. Not a good point

[primal shore]

I have like a 68% winrate

[glossy radish]

OO i have a 13%

[primal shore]

...no

[grim edge]

Damn bro you have a whole 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 elo

[dawn sky]

Whatever makes you sleep at night lol

[grim edge]

not now im kinda sad zax left he was my coach😭

[fast folio]

@hexed palmlets play ? i am 1k rating

[sleek zealot]

had* thats about my peak

[primal shore]

I'm literally almost a titled otb player

[mild nest]

pretty garbage coach

[primal shore]

Few hundred elo from WNM

[verbal marsh]

Im an amateur but i can teach you bullet

[grim edge]

[mild nest]

no one cares about womens titles

[glossy radish]

he did it for free though

[grim edge]

he coached me for free wtf man

[frosty chasm]

Oh, only a few HUNDRED? From WOMENs title?

[mild nest]

good enough then

[sleek zealot]

[dawn sky]

Triple digit blitz and «almost titled player»? Sounds about right

[mild nest]

? they r the stupidest stuff ever

[restive storm]

zax coaching?

[primal shore]

All I know is its a title...so if you don't have one and i do seems clear im better women title or not

[grim edge]

thats just sexist

[glossy radish]

mf she is almost titled 💀

[sleek oriole]

yeah

[mild nest]

no, women can get open titles

[nimble niche]

Few hundred otb elo?

[primal shore]

Blitz isn't chess and I'm 4 digit blitz smh

[dawn sky]

Maybe she will become titled when she hits 1000 blitz

[glossy radish]

did bro just call you a liar 😭

[sleek zealot]

was

[primal shore]

Aye

[frosty chasm]

4 digit blitz? What's your rating?

[nimble niche]

Does chess.com even accept WNM?

[primal shore]

Yes

[mild nest]

funnily yeah

[frosty chasm]

4 digit rating is a weird flex

[dawn sky]

Blitz? ~1350 atm

[hearty mural]

why even are there gender-specific titles? it's not like tennis, there's no advantage to a particular gender in chess

[mild nest]

????

[glossy radish]

maybe people will learn how to take you seriously when you understand not everyone plays online

[dawn sky]

Rapid ~1700

[primal shore]

Blitz isn't good chess

[frosty chasm]

Women tend to have a harder time in chess than men

[mild nest]

thats why i think womens titles are stupid

[glossy radish]

@primal shore whats your fide rating now?

[primal shore]

This is literally wrong

[sleek oriole]

I think its to promote women to play chess?idk

[nimble niche]

If I was a woman in Canada, I would be titled already

[mild nest]

then why womens titles

[primal shore]

It's not a FIDE title it's a national title

[glossy radish]

but.. rating ):

[primal shore]

To encourag them to play bc for a long time it was considered a "man's game"

[mild nest]

L titles

[glossy radish]

rating not title lucy 😭

[mild nest]

i laugh whenever i see them

[frosty chasm]

It's just a male title but way easier to get, obviously the reason they exist is because it's difficult for women to reach the same ratings as men. Blame it on sexism if you want, but that's the reason

[sleek zealot]

because women are generally dont rank as well at chess (not sexism, facts)

[grim edge]

does zax still answer dms tho? i wanna dm him

[mild nest]

i hate womens titles bc it makes me convert

[glossy radish]

try

[broken portal]

dont think so

[primal shore]

My national is 1540 and I've a tournament which should bump it to 1600 if I win like 2 or 3 out of 9 games

[mild nest]

if i see wgm i have to convert it to fm

if i see wim i have to convert it to cm

[glossy radish]

IDK MAN IM NOT INTO CHESS THAT MUCH TO KNOW 😭

[primal shore]

It's not the reason that's literally just wrong

[nimble niche]

The third highest rated girl in my state drew to a random 1300 who rarely plays chess

[glossy radish]

whatever im leaving 😭

[grim edge]

i tried he hasnt answered yet

[mild nest]

and if i see wcm or wfm i have to remember that the person i am playing isnt really titled

[mild nest]

what state is that bro

ima go there and farm her for rating

[nimble niche]

Australian state of NSW

[frosty chasm]

I beat a WCM on lichess and I'm trash

[primal shore]

Okay and Where's your title? 💀

[past iris]

solid