💬〡general-off-topic

[ionic tangle]

thats some random s bracket

[tepid panther]

You have a different generation of roblox than I did. Games used to slap, now you have to sift through the shit to find the diamond in the rough

[vocal hazel]

Yes ik

[fleet scroll]

Magnus beats kasparov any day of the week

[vocal hazel]

It’s prime Kasparov

[tepid panther]

Roblox is still fire

[fleet scroll]

Doesn’t change my answer

[tepid panther]

I'm gonna stream roblox tomorrow night

[vocal hazel]

Your opinion but the skill gap between magnus and Kasparov isn’t huge

[crystal jewel]

hah

[hexed jewel]

):>

[vocal hazel]

Imo Kasparov wins

[hexed jewel]

I amm the big bully here hehe

[crystal jewel]

3-1

[hexed jewel]

total score is 20-4

sheesh that's a lot of damage

gonna cry yet ?

:>

[normal hatch]

@latent pebble I got muted on chess academy💀

[crystal jewel]

better than me 2 years ago

[hexed jewel]

lol

[latent pebble]

LMAO

[hexed jewel]

you got better so did I

[elder garnet]

yo guys choose chesscom or nakamurahikaru as a username

[hexed jewel]

so it counts

[normal hatch]

I was fking playing dawg💀

[crystal jewel]

u were 2400 since last year lol

[latent pebble]

skill issue

how long is the mute

[grim edge]

i want zax to see this poggus game

[normal hatch]

12 hours

[hexed jewel]

defendable

but will lose a lot of material

[normal hatch]

Reason not stated either

[grim edge]

ik but u need sac a minor piece

[normal hatch]

Though I can infer that

[grim edge]

coz an peasent

[latent pebble]

Weirdo

How long the mute though

[crystal jewel]

oh shit forgot to do the game review glitch

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[elfin pebble]

HEY

[normal hatch]

12 Hours

[latent pebble]

dang should’ve been longer

tough life

[normal hatch]

stfu

[elfin pebble]

theres a glitch for it?

[crystal jewel]

basically do game review for 2 games at the same time

[elfin pebble]

damm i didn't know about that

[ornate ivy]

@crystal jewel you joined them…

[grim edge]

no brilliant :C

[crystal jewel]

cuz I need some daily rating

[glossy radish]

meow

[ornate ivy]

Fake

[crystal jewel]

I get more points on that side lol

[hexed jewel]

aw man I lose 1 to get 5 wins lol

gg

[crystal jewel]

dead chat?

[elfin pebble]

i scarficed da rook for this lol

[full folio]

Lol

[elfin pebble]

[elder garnet]

you should change your username to nakamurahikaru 💯

[rotund galleon]

bruh

[elder garnet]

its actually available

somehow

[elfin pebble]

lol flex the fact you have no numbers in your name

[grim edge]

i hate english opening

[elder garnet]

im literally chess.com bro

[elfin pebble]

fr

[hexed jewel]

???

[tepid panther]

SMH

[elder garnet]

i want someone to change their username to nakamurahikaru

so i know who it is

[elfin pebble]

does anyone here listen to slipknot when playing chess?

[elder garnet]

@hard gale lurkin

[hard gale]

what???

[mighty remnant]

why ;-;

[normal hatch]

I only know two slipknot songs

[hard gale]

wym

[normal hatch]

Snuff and duality.

[elder garnet]

and now i leave

[elfin pebble]

lol

[mighty remnant]

wuts slipknot

[hard gale]

ur mom

[elfin pebble]

[mighty remnant]

is it some kind of knotting method

[elfin pebble]

a banf

band

[mighty remnant]

oh

i don't know any bands xd
except beatles or something

[gentle bison]

My friend came by so i had to wake up and it's only 9 in the morning

[digital phoenix]

Only?

[hard gale]

cap

[elfin pebble]

what an amazing band something. i love there music

[gentle bison]

ye onli I'm sleepy

[hard gale]

🧢

[mighty remnant]

yeah ikr

[gentle bison]

I have one or two fren yk

[mighty remnant]

something is so good

[digital phoenix]

Had the Beatles in my bathroom the other day I killed all of them

[rotund galleon]

why beetles

[digital phoenix]

Beetles

Recreated

[elfin pebble]

pfft

[digital phoenix]

They’re annoying

[elfin pebble]

[solemn hamlet]

gg @high spire

[digital phoenix]

Beetles

[grim edge]

i just dont

[solemn hamlet]

but you made your account like 1 week ago how are u 1000

[elfin pebble]

[mighty remnant]

oh oke

[digital phoenix]

Oh so now u have the special role

[mighty remnant]

me made an account 3 days ago 1200

[solemn hamlet]

for how much time

[gentle bison]

I like ur role

[solemn hamlet]

i forgot you start at 1000

[digital phoenix]

When I first started online I was also probably
Ike 1300

[grim edge]

lmao i remember u beggin for it

[digital phoenix]

U can choose

[digital phoenix]

Define begging

[mighty remnant]

nah i started at 1094 and won twice

[digital phoenix]

I asked once

[solemn hamlet]

welp for now your above me ill catch up to you tho

[solemn hamlet]

rlly?

[mighty remnant]

one against 1130 another against 1200

[digital phoenix]

Yeah there’s 4 options

[elfin pebble]

either there just better or they choose the advanced option when they sighed up . which gives you 1000 elo 🤓

[digital phoenix]

But if u select too high ur gonna get torn apart

[grim edge]

not now im in a game

[elfin pebble]

crys in 652 elo

[digital phoenix]

2401

[mighty remnant]

well
it's my alt
my main is 1000

i just played really well that day with alt

[hexed jewel]

wtf

[elfin pebble]

idk man maybe the alt just has special powers or something

[mighty remnant]

maybe

[digital phoenix]

Nuts on chin

[mighty remnant]

but i have beaten 1500s before

so...

[elfin pebble]

[hexed jewel]

bro are we gonna play today

I am bored af

[digital phoenix]

I beat a cm before and he blundered a bishop immediately so uh still a win

[digital phoenix]

Maybe but it’ll be like in 3 hours or smth

[mighty remnant]

lolll

[hexed jewel]

where the gms

[hexed jewel]

ok

[digital phoenix]

I’ve only ever played one online and I lost

[solemn hamlet]

i see but how long have you been playing for

[hexed jewel]

wtf

[restive storm]

lets fricking go I tilted down to 2199

I'm so trash at chess hahah

[digital phoenix]

Yeah I only get cm nm and fm

[restive storm]

what the heck is wron gwith me

[jade idol]

💀

[solemn hamlet]

i see i found out about the game 3-4 months ago

[hexed jewel]

no IMs ?

[digital phoenix]

Nope

[hexed jewel]

wtf man why do I get like 70 IMS

[digital phoenix]

Oh I got a wgm once also

I offered draw on move 15 and she accepted very fun

Black magic

[hexed jewel]

well ok

I even beat nemsko lol

[digital phoenix]

Yeah idk how u get them

[restive storm]

do streamers play 3+0 more

[hexed jewel]

BY BLITZ

[digital phoenix]

3+0 best tc

[hexed jewel]

you only play rapid = no titled players

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> grandmastermartinbot

This is the Chess.com profile of grandmastermartinbot. Take a look!

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1945 (1945 peak)
Blitz: 1644 (1650 peak)
Bullet: 1069 (1904 peak)

[grim edge]

new peak rapid

[digital phoenix]

What u think I play

[restive storm]

my rapid rating got fricked

[digital phoenix]

Also I played 8 rapid games against a cm yesterday

[hexed jewel]

well idk

[restive storm]

I'm so mad but I'm also not that mad

[hexed jewel]

I played 4 games with an NM yes

[digital phoenix]

I get cms im rapid tho

In

[hexed jewel]

only cms are bad bruh

[digital phoenix]

He played a5 against me

[hexed jewel]

cm is like the most common sht

[digital phoenix]

I barely beat him after he played a5

[hexed jewel]

well ye

I even beat an FM in 30 sec

and then he became a GM

lol

idk

[ornate ivy]

Lol

[grim edge]

over took scipio by one elo

[undone dove]

I'm not

[restive storm]

I fell under 2200 I gotta get back

[digital phoenix]

Grandmaster Martin bot

Barely

[grim edge]

mhm

poetic

[neat field]

Anyone rated around 900, i need to practice, im 750 rn

[rich wagon]

im like 600 😭

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @rich wagon, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[digital phoenix]

I’m 400

[neat field]

Ehh we can play

[digital phoenix]

Is that all ur gonna say

[neat field]

add me EvoSlays

[rich wagon]

ok

[glossy radish]

what more do you want

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/80451032773 Game rewiew PLS

[undone dove]

Of the world, I think 700

[glossy radish]

i dont have premium anymore sorry mate

[grim edge]

Oh

[glossy radish]

new players have brought it down

[grim edge]

It's alright

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix whats the average rating nowadays

[bronze portal]

What happened while i was gone?

[glossy radish]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

furries are basically same as lgbtq

[lusty talon]

so lgbtqf?

[undone dove]

That a good or bad thing

[grim edge]

yes

[grim edge]

thats how you veiw it

[mystic stream]

na

[grim edge]

Any Premium owner

[undone dove]

Ok

<@&745328830649991179>

[mystic stream]

what

[glossy radish]

#〘📝〙rules

[undone dove]

It's against the rules

[mystic stream]

what is

[full folio]

Bruh

[grim edge]

Lol

[glossy radish]

text block or wtv it was called

[mystic stream]

oh i forgot about that rule

[placid stone]

good morning folks

[undone dove]

Lmao

[mystic stream]

no talking about furries right

MB

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tatardk09

This is the Chess.com profile of tatardk09. Take a look!

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1897 (1897 peak)
Blitz: 1708 (1770 peak)
Bullet: 1749 (1896 peak)

[undone dove]

Well, disrespecting their ideas

[livid seal]

Yay I'm on peak

[glossy radish]

morning

[bronze portal]

Hey did incho ever get on?

[glossy radish]

sorry hes driving the kids arouond

[mystic stream]

no ban please

[undone dove]

I person who wants to be an animal

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: khalid3036 vs NotShivenlol - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80451032773 game rewiew premium owners

[tepid panther]

I just had the CRAZIEST game against a 2100.

Check out this #chess game: christian0106 vs dark-knight11239 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80451620167

[glossy radish]

mods are able to see deleted messages

[bronze portal]

Wait so thats who drove by a bit ago

[undone dove]

They want to be an animal

[glossy radish]

yeah, im sending him to you rn

[bronze portal]

Thats who came to my door asking if i wanted a failed abortion

[glossy radish]

did you get the candy at least?

[bronze portal]

Nah

[glossy radish]

did he do his job right

[tepid panther]

What does ssj mean?

[glossy radish]

dragon ball shit

[bronze portal]

Ot was a mini strawberry filled Twinkie

[tepid panther]

Ik that ssgss is ss blue (ssgss) is a ridiculous and stupid ass name for it even though it's technically correct

[glossy radish]

[tepid panther]

Idk where the j comes from

[bronze portal]

It was mini cause half of them lost their dick rights

[glossy radish]

do u have any metal songs

[glossy radish]

pg-13 mate

[hexed jewel]

tf

[restive storm]

true

[tepid panther]

I've been workshopping one

[grim edge]

holy shit

[tepid panther]

I'm working on the intro riff to it, but I have a chord progression and a transition into the verse

[grim edge]

e4 e5 nc3 nf6 f4 is such a powerful gambit

[undone dove]

What?

[bronze portal]

Incho probably burned down an orphanage to get some if those kids

[tepid panther]

D5

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: khalid3036 vs NotShivenlol - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80451032773
Waiting for game rewiew

[undone dove]

Oh

[grim edge]

im practicing board memorization

huh?

[glossy radish]

youre awake

[grim edge]

it’s 11am

[mystic stream]

/postmemes

[glossy radish]

yeah i woke up at nearly 1pm today

[bronze portal]

Hey incho how many free kids did you give away

[mystic stream]

like 69

[grim edge]

lmao

[bronze portal]

Scroll up and you will see what we mean

[elder garnet]

someone should change their username to nakamurahikaru

[restive storm]

no

[glossy radish]

no

[elder garnet]

ive said this a few times and no one has lol

[glossy radish]

[elder garnet]

shut up v

[glossy radish]

make me mf

[elder garnet]

you mongrel

[glossy radish]

you imbecile

[elder garnet]

you dingbat

[glossy radish]

you dingaling

[elder garnet]

you rockbrain

[glossy radish]

you dog breath

[still apex]

The insults are another level

[hexed jewel]

lol wtf

[glossy radish]

hes asian so sure

[elder garnet]

nahhhh

[still apex]

Feels like Chernobyl up in this hoe

[grim edge]

real

[elder garnet]

racism in chess.com server

[hexed jewel]

settle it with a PVP

[glossy radish]

mf

[elder garnet]

crazy bro

[glossy radish]

i wanna whoop ass in chess rn

[elder garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-eating-popcorn-nom-gif-18831755

[glossy radish]

tbf im asian too

[hexed jewel]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[elder garnet]

no excuse to be racist

[hexed jewel]

??

[still apex]

Wtf does this even mean

[hexed jewel]

chilling

[mystic stream]

smh

[glossy radish]

shut ur big ass mouth up boy

[still apex]

I don’t need an excuse😈

[glossy radish]

mf 💀

[elder garnet]

technically i can get you muted

[glossy radish]

try

u love me too much smh

[elder garnet]

well im not sure if im legally allowed to ping a mod

[elder garnet]

ive moved on

[glossy radish]

OOHH GOOD

[hexed jewel]

wtf is this man

[glossy radish]

THANK GOODNESS HOLY SHIT

[bright glade]

if you see something that is violating the server rules, you are allowed to ping the server mod role

[elder garnet]

no im not gay

[still apex]

A lil bit of schizophrenic ramblings

[swift panther]

was the mobile app made in the 1950s and never updated since

[elder garnet]

so if they're racist and calling me a dog eater im obligated to ping a server mod

[glossy radish]

[still apex]

Nothing out of the ordinary

[hexed jewel]

I mean tf is going on

[glossy radish]

i called you dog breath

[bright glade]

with the information you gave me, sure

[elder garnet]

but someone said dog eater and you agreed

[still apex]

Mental illness

[glossy radish]

i said sure, doesnt mean i agree

[glossy radish]

also i thought waht was mexican

[elder garnet]

no you didn't

[hexed jewel]

ok whatever

[glossy radish]

yes i did

[still apex]

😭😭😭😭

[glossy radish]

I THOUGHT WAHT WAS MEXICAN OKAY

[elder garnet]

yeah right we literally had a groupchat and there was so many times i mentioned that i was asian

v is a liar

[bronze portal]

[glossy radish]

YOU SAID IT ONCE AND I DIDNT BELIEVE YOU

once waht. once

[elder garnet]

SO YOU DID REMEMBER

[glossy radish]

plus i left the gc so i wouldnt know

[elder garnet]

SEE LIAR LIAR

[glossy radish]

reread mf. I DIDNT BELIEVE YOU

[still apex]

I mean tbf he has the goku pfp the chances of him being Mexican were very high

[elder garnet]

THEN HOW DID YOU ASSUME I WAS AUTOMATICALLY MEXICAN

[glossy radish]

I THOUGHT I HEARD U SPEAKING SPANISH

[hexed jewel]

might be alien though

[still apex]

Racism

[still apex]

No

[elder garnet]

v is racist guys ban

[glossy radish]

WHAT

[bronze portal]

How could someone be asian if the arent good at chess

[still apex]

Goku is a national hero in Mexico

[tepid spoke]

What

[bronze portal]

hey which goku

[hexed jewel]

oh my god the stereotype

[glossy radish]

v hungry

[elder garnet]

v said im a dog eater!

[still apex]

Correct

[covert mantle]

no he is not

[glossy radish]

i most definitely did not

[still apex]

Yes he is

[glossy radish]

i called you dog breath

[elder garnet]

yes he is

[tepid spoke]

What about dog water

[still apex]

Racism

[glossy radish]

childish

[covert mantle]

erwf

[glossy radish]

I JUST SAID SURE

[still apex]

Wtf does this mean

[hexed jewel]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[glossy radish]

no

[grim edge]

Wrong server i thought it was a chess server

[still apex]

It sometimes is

[covert mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-confused-look-gif-24835232

[glossy radish]

good idea ill target you

[elder garnet]

YOU KNEW I WAS ASIAN YOU BIG FAT LIAR

[glossy radish]

ON GOD I DIDNT

[elder garnet]

"MEXICAN"

UH HUH YOU SAID ASIAN

[glossy radish]

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE MEXICAN THO

[covert mantle]

bruh

[elder garnet]

THEN WHYD YOU SAY ASIAN

[glossy radish]

waht we taking this to dms

[elder garnet]

LIAR LIAR LIAR

[glossy radish]

AM NOT

[hexed jewel]

bruh kids

[elder garnet]

LIAAAAR

[glossy radish]

IM NOT

[covert mantle]

this is the chess server

[elder garnet]

YOU RACIST

[glossy radish]

IM NOT

[low sable]

caps :\

[still apex]

Sometimes

[elder garnet]

YES YOU ARE

[tepid spoke]

E4 or d4

[glossy radish]

IM NOT RACIST MF

[bronze portal]

V IS NOT RACIST

[elder garnet]

look at my name i legally own the server

[still apex]

a3

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[low sable]

is it?

[elder garnet]

YES YOU ARE

[hexed jewel]

E6 YEAH BABY

[glossy radish]

im not

[elder garnet]

yes you are

[glossy radish]

not

[hardy ermine]

gi

[hexed jewel]

typical pop up ad

[hardy ermine]

hi*

[elder garnet]

you called me a dog eater

[jaunty kindle]

You are... obviously

[grim edge]

hi chat

[covert mantle]

ding dong

[glossy radish]

im not racist bru

[tepid spoke]

Hello zaxs sister

[jaunty kindle]

Lmao

[low sable]

e4 personally
as well as the larsen with b3

[covert mantle]

mehaw

[hexed jewel]

chinese mf

[elder garnet]

so you're telling me that you called me a dog eater when you thought i was mexican? racism

[jaunty kindle]

[still apex]

Aztecas ate dogs

[hexed jewel]

got u

[covert mantle]

ding dong

[glossy radish]

exactly

[bronze portal]

V isnt racist

[hexed jewel]

wtf bro

[covert mantle]

chiwu

[glossy radish]

CALLING YOU ASIAN WAS A JOKE

[elder garnet]

uh huh

[hexed jewel]

ching chong ping pong

[jaunty kindle]

Im literally crying

[glossy radish]

i thought u joked about being asian

[hexed jewel]

why am I a pop up ad

[covert mantle]

jopuwi

[glossy radish]

ooh cute cat

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[bronze portal]

@elder garnet bro you need to learn to take a joke

[low sable]

thats how it always starts 😔
/j

[hexed jewel]

I am not chinese bruh else I wouldn't be here

[elder garnet]

stop trying to change the topic you racist

[glossy radish]

nono dw ik him well enough to be able to beat that man up

[hexed jewel]

@grim edge

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[covert mantle]

ching chong

[hexed jewel]

explain yourself

[elder garnet]

so you can beat up a 5'11 person? crazy

[glossy radish]

YES I CAN

[hexed jewel]

[elder garnet]

so uh are you 400 pounds or something

oh wait youd just be racist

[covert mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-china-zhonguo-gif-20748132

[glossy radish]

dude seriously

[jaunty kindle]

But wheres the dog?

[grim edge]

elloo

[elder garnet]

v is racist i now will not associate with this terrible person

[glossy radish]

im not racist

[elder garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-sleep-ugly-weird-poor-gif-23555013

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-enemy-cat-god-i-love-this-cat-egg-cat-gif-25304834

[bronze portal]

Im on V’s side

[glossy radish]

thankgs ig

[low sable]

im not to sure i understand that expression

[elder garnet]

goku was not a simp

[grim edge]

wtf i just came to chat and i see ching chong memes

[covert mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/wok-the-wock-wock-the-rock-chinese-gif-23650427

[jaunty kindle]

I thought it already landed in toilet but alr

[elder garnet]

@bronze portal is a fake goku fan

ban him

[grim edge]

i wanna eat it

[glossy radish]

im just gonna continue eating

[jaunty kindle]

A dog?

[bronze portal]

Bro i watched every db series read every manga though i didnt watch gt or evolution cause both of those are trash

[glossy radish]

dude wth

[elder garnet]

i blocked v i cant take their harassment any longer

[grim edge]

tf

[jaunty kindle]

[still apex]

Your mom*

[covert mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-in-blue-polo-shirt-angry-chinese-china-chinese-guy-gif-11883720

[jaunty kindle]

Your whole family

[hexed jewel]

omg bruh kids

[elder garnet]

automatically denied as a goku fan any dbz fan would say gt is good

[grim edge]

yes i am

[still apex]

Your entire bloodline

[bronze portal]

There is bardock goku’s dad

[jaunty kindle]

Everyone

[elder garnet]

gine

[hexed jewel]

your whole weak a$$ planet

[jaunty kindle]

[bronze portal]

Yep

[elder garnet]

easy, im a real goku fan

[glossy radish]

finally he blocked me

[still apex]

Your whole galaxy

[elder garnet]

unlike @bronze portal over there who's a SIMP

[glossy radish]

not a good joke

[undone dove]

Sounds racist

[hexed jewel]

your whole universe

[bronze portal]

I knew it i forgot how it was spelt

[grim edge]

swastik-

[jaunty kindle]

Breh <@&745328830649991179>

[still apex]

You

[hexed jewel]

HUH

[glossy radish]

they wont even bother

[bronze portal]

Bro moro vs merus good battle

[wind dragon]

Bro its a fork (I promise)

[covert mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ancient-chinese-secret-calgon-cleaner-gif-16640518

[grim edge]

i dont think that needs a ping

[elder garnet]

not mentioned

[jaunty kindle]

Ikr

[oblique egret]

does chess.com allow web scraping? i want to track my progress by a python code, but i dont wanna get banned or sued

[elder garnet]

then tell me, what their name?

[grim edge]

Guys

[bronze portal]

Ultra ego vegeta and mui goku vs granolah good battle as well

[bright glade]

2 rules

[elder garnet]

fake dbz fan

[bronze portal]

Ui goku vs jiren amazing battle

[undone dove]

Uh, do we have political rules?

[low sable]

it may be best to ask a mod or admin that type of question

[elder garnet]

either that or you're a master roshi fanboy

[covert mantle]

ching chong

[bronze portal]

Goku and piccolo vs raditz so good

[jaunty kindle]

Just make sure to set the latency to 0ms

[elder garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/xi-jinping-eating-gif-24528669

[undone dove]

<@&745328830649991179>

[covert mantle]

tao heitzu

[bronze portal]

Goku vs ox king amazing

[elder garnet]

i think ssjgoku knows hes a lowly dbz nonfan

[bronze portal]

Cant forget vegeta’s brother tarble

[elder garnet]

WRONG. GOKU'S GRANDMOTHER'S NAME IS r3ipnwdmpifnemk;fbpqu0rquponi3dqw

[fresh rain]

👋

[covert mantle]

m

[covert mantle]

sigma

[bronze portal]

Also frieza became a god damn monkey

[grim edge]

im almost 1950

Brayon mode Naruto>goku base

awdoioansoiods i wanna hit 1950 so badly

[jaunty kindle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnie-the-Pooh?wprov=sfla1

[bronze portal]

Also beerus had frieza blow up planet vegeta

[jaunty kindle]

[bronze portal]

And planet vegeta used to be named plant sadala

[grim edge]

YES I HIT 1950

[grim edge]

you a goku fan?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> grandmastermartinbot

This is the Chess.com profile of grandmastermartinbot. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1953 (1953 peak)
Blitz: 1644 (1650 peak)
Bullet: 1069 (1904 peak)

[elder garnet]

YES I HIT ON* YOUR MOM

[undone dove]

I think you're gonna make WCM before Zax

[undone dove]

Congrats, give the luck to me now

[bronze portal]

Also yamcha is the worst

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

bro blundered not good joke man

[bronze portal]

Same with pilaf

[grim edge]

gl 😄

[undone dove]

thanks

[elder garnet]

i legally own this server, look at my username

[grim edge]

Sasuke entered the chat

sheesh my accuracy high

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/80454628111?tab=review

[bronze portal]

@elder garnet Bro you dont own the server

[worn ice]

GrandmasterMartinBot (1953) vs. mayarutta (1942)

Move List

1. e4 [c6] 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c3 Nc6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. dxc5 e6 7. b4 Nxe5 8. Qa4+ Nd7 9. Ne5 Nf6 10. Bg5 Bf5 11. Bxf6 gxf6 12. Nxd7 Qxd7 13. Bb5 

[undone dove]

But only 13 moves though

[grim edge]

respect for being 1000+ but some people like that elo blunders too yk

[elder garnet]

WOW REALLY?????

[grim edge]

true

[elder garnet]

WOW GUYS DID YOU KNOW I DIDNT OWN THE SERVER??

[undone dove]

Opening feedback: Against the c5 line, c3 isn't good

[elder garnet]

crazy

[elder garnet]

what opening did you play around my level

[undone dove]

Caro and Italian

[elder garnet]

ayyy

[grim edge]

idk it seemed french-y to me

how old are you?

[undone dove]

Yeah but black has the open light square

[grim edge]

lol

[bronze portal]

When goku brought kinto-un to help in dbs so nostalgic

[undone dove]

The best move is actually just to take a pawn and say that black is stupid and they can't get it back (see explorer and engine)

[bronze portal]

Bro to make vegito goku and vegeta have a gay bro moment but never say no homo

[grim edge]

goofy ahh

[bronze portal]

Also future trunks is racist as hell

[grim edge]

hi chat

[bronze portal]

Future trunks said “dont shoot this man isnt black” cause future trunks racist

Future trunks saga

[grim edge]

trunks in America

[bronze portal]

I would have to check the episode though

[graceful lintel]

Anime/manga name?

[bronze portal]

Anime name is dragon ball super

[grim edge]

btw

[bronze portal]

Same with manga

[grim edge]

im a man

lol

[bronze portal]

You could search up future trunks being racist too

[swift panther]

no ohe cares about dragon ball z

[bronze portal]

Also orange piccolo and gohan beast vs cell max such a good battle

[solemn grove]

Hii

[hexed jewel]

OMG SIIIII IMP

[grim edge]

lol i know her and we know we catfishin

[hexed jewel]

caught a simp

the one in the pic ye

[bronze portal]

Being a simp will make you lose your life privileges

ITS A BALD BOI

[cloud void]

do you guys have command channel?

[grim edge]

being simp is ok to like a pretty girl but its losing if you act on it

[raven dock]

commands for what?

[bronze portal]

What¿

[grim edge]

basically your sentence

[pallid palm]

e4

[bronze portal]

Oh

[grim edge]

so which means im losing

[raven dock]

e5

[pallid palm]

Nf3

[raven dock]

Nc3

[pallid palm]

That move

[solar kindle]

kh8#

[pallid palm]

Is Illegal

[raven dock]

..

[hexed jewel]

lol

[raven dock]

lol

[solar kindle]

gg

[raven dock]

Nc6* 💀

[bronze portal]

I would rather be like goku the goat and not gohan the scholar

[loud wharf]

k

[hexed jewel]

wanna play @pallid palm

[bronze portal]

Goku is a chad and gohan a simp

[loud wharf]

anyone would play chess?

[vast coyote]

yoo

[bronze portal]

But gohan is also a chad

[solar kindle]

i hit 1200 today

[vast coyote]

whats ur elo

[hexed jewel]

welcome back to my minecraft channel

[hexed jewel]

what's YOUR elo

[vast coyote]

I asked first

[solar kindle]

i am finally in at least intermediate territory

[hexed jewel]

-300

[loud wharf]

k i cant speak any of the vc

[grim edge]

whats your minecraft elo?

[raven dock]

welcome back to my minecraft let's play *

[hexed jewel]

not gonna play you anyway

[vast coyote]

there's no negative elo

[hexed jewel]

idk

[loud wharf]

hm

[hexed jewel]

idc

[bronze portal]

Anyone want to know my elo

[raven dock]

there is if you dared to go into the negative chess realm

[hexed jewel]

nobody cares like fr man

[bronze portal]

Bro but its 1763

[hexed jewel]

nah not enough

[vast coyote]

what is negative like save the king and you loose?

[pallid palm]

Sure

E4

[hexed jewel]

yessir

no I mean like online

[vast coyote]

THATS IT NEGATIVE CHESS IS GET YOUR KING KILLED FIRST AND YOU WIN

[hexed jewel]

we can do this ye

[fiery zealot]

my opponent had mate in 1 but missed it and lost due to timeout 😭

[pallid palm]

Oh
Invite

[hexed jewel]

tc ?

[pallid palm]

Chess.com

[bronze portal]

I mean it says you elo is -300 which means mine would be 2063 higher then yours

[hexed jewel]

time control ?

[vast coyote]

whats ur elo

[pallid palm]

10 minutes

[hexed jewel]

ok

[pallid palm]

2500

[hexed jewel]

https://play.chess.com/cQ6hr

[vast coyote]

lemme spectate your match

whats ur user

[pallid palm]

@hexed jewel

[hexed jewel]

ye sent it

who's that mf

[pallid palm]

New challenge has been created
I'm from Egypt so yeah

Not me
My user is
Isuckatthisgamefr100

[hexed jewel]

send me 10 mins unrated

send link

I need to do sth rn so I can't copy and paste

[vast coyote]

imma watch you two play

[hexed jewel]

idk man

[pallid palm]

Wrong copy paste
I was asking chatgpt that

[vast coyote]

it sucks to be me I am just 900 elo

[pallid palm]

Anyways
https://play.chess.com/RUoj3

[hexed jewel]

who''s apathetic moiz

[pallid palm]

Are you chessontrack

[vast coyote]

why are you her

[latent pebble]

@bright glade

it’s pretty self-explanatory

[vast coyote]

is this ur mini acc coz it shows just 500 elo

[bright glade]

thats me fr

[hexed jewel]

why add friends

[pallid palm]

I'm 500 elo

[glossy radish]

that mf finally left

[hexed jewel]

well that was quick

[bright glade]

why not

[pallid palm]

And I blundered

[hexed jewel]

declined

[bright glade]

fair enough

[hexed jewel]

idk you

if you're good enough then maybe but nah

[latent pebble]

it’s not that deep

[hexed jewel]

I just add friends with ppl ik

[latent pebble]

it’s literally just a chess.com friend request lol

[vast coyote]

do you like chess960

[hexed jewel]

no

[hexed jewel]

kinda deep

[latent pebble]

no, you’re shallow

[glossy radish]

dense

[latent pebble]

nah

[vast coyote]

why not

[bright glade]

lol i just wanted higher rated people in my friends leaderboard and have people i can stalk when i feel like it

[sour bolt]

whats up guys

[hexed jewel]

wtf man

[glossy radish]

the sky

[vast coyote]

@hexed jewel

[latent pebble]

based

[sour bolt]

who wouldve thought

[bronze portal]

Goku’s real name is actually Kakarot

[frigid parcel]

anyone up for a game

[latent pebble]

Vietnam

[sour bolt]

i might be in 10 mins

[hexed jewel]

BRO WHY AM I GETTING FAMOUS AT THIS POINT

stop with the ping

[glossy radish]

@hexed jewel do u like chees

[hexed jewel]

AAAAAAAAAA

[glossy radish]

@hexed jewel arwe u okey

[hexed jewel]

[glossy radish]

heres a lollipop 🍭

[hexed jewel]

who tf is this myswordslaysfr

[loud wharf]

hllo

[hexed jewel]

imma block em

YE

[loud wharf]

hm

[vast coyote]

ur trash

[hexed jewel]

bro didn't get to play me and started cursing

[vast coyote]

not just you anyone who doesn't like chess960=

[hexed jewel]

lol kids

[loud wharf]

anyone dm to play chess

[hexed jewel]

well if u wanna get fked then ok @loud wharf

considering blockign @vast coyote if this post gets 10likes

[loud wharf]

chat dead

[vast coyote]

instagram users be like

I mean bold of you to assume I give a f

[hexed jewel]

nvm blocking rn

[vast coyote]

lets play igmore the weirdo

[loud wharf]

wat da hell

[hexed jewel]

ggkid

[loud wharf]

i was lgging

[bronze portal]

[loud wharf]

sorry

[hexed jewel]

lool no chess for you then ig

[vast coyote]

why are you afraid of playing w me tho

[loud wharf]

i am ready

[old brook]

how to play chess ?

[vast coyote]

you even play 500 elos

[hexed jewel]

sure

[loud wharf]

k

[dry lark]

anyone wanna play?

[loud wharf]

but in vc activity

[hexed jewel]

I see 2 block messages lol bro must have been angry

[wispy spindle]

big black man six T 9

[hexed jewel]

uhm ok ? I am doing some other stuff too

what channel

[loud wharf]

hm i am new here so i cant start a activity

[loud wharf]

i will call u on dm

[hexed jewel]

ok

[loud wharf]

its fine?

[hexed jewel]

sure

[dry lark]

feel free to dm if you wanna play

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @dry lark, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play chess

[still apex]

i wanna be happy ngl

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[glossy radish]

then go be happy silly

[still apex]

so easy right?

[glossy radish]

whats stopping you

[frigid parcel]

ill play send link

[glossy radish]

are you okay?

[still apex]

im joking lmao

[grim edge]

be happy

[glossy radish]

oh. sorry

[grim edge]

smash next

[red idol]

Is the plant in your name for veganism?

[sleek zealot]

probably not

[grim edge]

youre a vegan?

[frigid parcel]

anyone down to play a game?

[grim edge]

june 14 is International Be Nice To Short People day

[sleek zealot]

i cant

[lament jacinth]

Huh

😭

[grim edge]

well ud have to

[grim edge]

how can you tell if people are short?

[lament jacinth]

guys dont look at me

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: khalid3036 vs NotShivenlol - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80451032773
Game rewiew

[grim edge]

u ask them politely

[grim edge]

looks

[lament jacinth]

Im 4 ft 10 is that short

[bright glade]

ok

[grim edge]

like whats the required height to be tall?

Thankyou!

[bright glade]

yes

[grim edge]

whats that in metres

[sleek zealot]

yeah

[bright glade]

done, you can click on game review and see for yourself

[grim edge]

1.6m to be not short

[grim edge]

...

[lament jacinth]

1.49

[grim edge]

yes short queen, happy short ppl day 😄

[sleek zealot]

147cm

[grim edge]

Yes thanks

[grim edge]

your below that?

[red idol]

Being short is a bit of challenge in dating life

[grim edge]

no im 1.65

[sleek zealot]

im like 180-something

[grim edge]

fck

[old brook]

*small

[glossy radish]

no i just like plants

[grim edge]

O daym,youre 20 cm shorter than i am

[grim edge]

i think im short :C

[hard gale]

how old are you roughly

[grim edge]

nah thats an okay girls height

[glossy radish]

someone help

[red idol]

Your height is fine for girls.

[fickle sable]

You tall bro

[sleek zealot]

well if ur a man then yes otherwise ur not

[grim edge]

third tallest in my school ye

[raven dock]

it usually depends on the average height of the people in your area

[fickle sable]

I am 172cm is my height fine for girls? 🥺

[grim edge]

14

[hard gale]

i'm 198cm lol jk

[raven dock]

bro literally measured the top 3 talled students in his school

[grim edge]

hello giant

[grim edge]

.....lol imlidiawaty

[glossy radish]

dude ur short

[grim edge]

wtf

[red idol]

Haha you are at perfect height for being a model

[hard gale]

165cm isn't that bad

[grim edge]

youre shorter

[raven dock]

how much is that in ft in

[grim edge]

im actually top 4,the top 3 2 1 is is my form students PE lesson

[lament jacinth]

@glossy radish ITS YOUR DAY

[glossy radish]

im the same height as you. just a year younger

[fickle sable]

5'8 or 5'7

[jagged minnow]

I am 180

[hard gale]

nah but i know someone who is lol

[glossy radish]

uh youre not even FIVE FEET

[grim edge]

tf

[glossy radish]

kekw

[grim edge]

181 me

bye chat i feel short

[glossy radish]

wait wait

wait dont leave yet

[sleek zealot]

wherr u from

[raven dock]

oh yeah that's pretty good for a girl, ngl here I see big people below that range

[lament jacinth]

Im 149cm . And 16 years old

[glossy radish]

asia

[hard gale]

bruh

[raven dock]

that shouldnt be a problem

[fickle sable]

I am a man 😭

[jagged minnow]

I am still teenager so I will grow taller

[grim edge]

well short people are prettier and handsomer

[hard gale]

why do i feel like thats cap

[lament jacinth]

Please bro I wish it was cap 💀

[sleek zealot]

whatever then

[raven dock]

yeah you are short

[glossy radish]

wait why

[hard gale]

ok lol

[grim edge]

Short queen

[grim edge]

i am 15

[glossy radish]

someone help me

[sleek zealot]

asia dont help

[glossy radish]

wym

[lament jacinth]

NO LOSER MUHAHHAHAHA

[jagged minnow]

Your about says 22

[raven dock]

@fickle sable also its not own fault thinking you as a woman, its the pfp lol

[jagged minnow]

[woven belfry]

yooooooooooo

[sleek zealot]

like country

[grim edge]

i was catfishing as an adult

[glossy radish]

vietnam

[woven belfry]

wassup

[raven dock]

are you drowining

[glossy radish]

no my mouse touh pad

[lucid minnow]

If any mod is watching the chat pls reply me I need help

[raven dock]

what?

[glossy radish]

iht its actually glitching bru

[raven dock]

what help

[sleek zealot]

i suggest claiming ur 15

[loud wharf]

hm

[grim edge]

kya hei bhai?

[raven dock]

mousepad is glitching? how can a mousepad glitch ,its a physical thing

[glossy radish]

i live in the us

[sleek zealot]

that works

[jagged minnow]

I used to use discord when i was 12

[glossy radish]

my cursor

[lucid minnow]

pls keep chat in english bro

[still apex]

cringe

[glossy radish]

ur cringe sir

[sleek zealot]

just dont say ur 12 lmao

[raven dock]

restart ,best strat there is known to mankind

[still apex]

i still havent gotten my role

[glossy radish]

ive tried to restart it

[raven dock]

I started discord when I was 1 month old

[lucid minnow]

Whenever I have exams I ask mods to time out me for few hours bcz I get distracted by the server

[grim edge]

i dont speak panjabi lol but there are many diverse people here so thought id try some

[glossy radish]

hmm

[red idol]

@glossy radish have you watched dominion

[raven dock]

something wrong with your drivers maybe?

[jagged minnow]

No i am not lol

[glossy radish]

no

[raven dock]

.... bro keep control on yourself

[fickle sable]

Just log out

[glossy radish]

i hope not. i dont know how to fix that shit

[raven dock]

or whack your phone to a corner

[fickle sable]

Delete discord

[sleek zealot]

that means u turned 5 recently

[fickle sable]

[grim edge]

youre so tall how old are you?

[raven dock]

you should search it up on google, it can help

[glossy radish]

im literally bouta kill this shit

[jagged minnow]

16

[raven dock]

that's sad, but I turned 18 recently

[grim edge]

boy or girl?

[lucid minnow]

Idk know the password + Idk the password of my gmail + Idk the recovery gmail of my gmail account with which I created this dc account

[glossy radish]

please dont remind me of that 😭

[jagged minnow]

I don't measure height properly so I am above 180 but I still say 180

[sleek zealot]

no ur 5 reported

[raven dock]

.. google didnt help?

[bronze portal]

[jagged minnow]

Boy

[raven dock]

a 5yo can type? amazing

[glossy radish]

I DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE SAYNIG

[grim edge]

Im a full ruler shorter tf

[glossy radish]

wth is hardware and devices something something

[sleek zealot]

right

[grim edge]

ah that should be an average height ye? 180

[glossy radish]

and how do i update the something drive thingy

[raven dock]

same, I just got a ruler (scale) and measure a rough estimate 💀

[lucid minnow]

Good bye guys I have to study now I have a doubt can anyone help me with it ?

[lament jacinth]

U guys are all short

[grim edge]

ok goodluck on trigonometry

[raven dock]

you are on windows?

[glossy radish]

yes

[raven dock]

short of damage

[lucid minnow]

I am in 9th grade bro

[glossy radish]

im bouta throw this mf across the room

[sleek zealot]

you cant measure ur height with a ruler 💀💀💀(you can measure other things tho)

[jaunty kindle]

Your dog?

[raven dock]

search "device manager"

[jagged minnow]

[glossy radish]

where

[raven dock]

give me a list of those other things

[grim edge]

E

[glossy radish]

fund it

[lucid minnow]

btw I can do complex questions but I have trouble in doing a easy question of co ordinate geometry can u help me with that ?

[glossy radish]

yep im there 💀

[sleek zealot]

uh yeah so like ur hair

[raven dock]

@grim edge what happened? I just want a list

[grim edge]

co ordinates just (x,y)

[raven dock]

why you want to measure your hair, you aint a girl 💀💀💀

[lucid minnow]

Ik but he is offline

[jagged minnow]

Above the world average

[sleek zealot]

i dont want to i said you can

[lucid minnow]

he helps me always

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[raven dock]

oh okay, makes sense, any other thing?

[grim edge]

ima go back to my catfishing mode