#💬〡general-off-topic
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2100s are superior 
Hikaru sucks hot take
Do you mean me by that? Or what is this about?
good? 
Enters WoYueLiang
Bro how about you challenge me
You have absolutely no clue
often people who come here saying THEY'LL BEAT ANYONE AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HERE IS A NOOB AND ETC get banned in like 2 days
Unity why so trash
@grim edge just block them instead of picking fights pls
Aight

you cant easily prove that, and its pointless to check discord accounts, fairplay team can use the site and whatever tools they have far better than this discord
Akshually my dad owns chess.com and will get you banned n00b 🤓
3 minutes bruh#
yes you are stop pls
i can proudly say i have beaten like 4 2000s
imagine if you were actually danny's son
I asked you also finally stop accusing me or telling everyone to check my profile. I never cheated in any game
You literally said "Anyone wanna play?"
Does anyone else have people spending ages on their 1st 2 or three moves in live chess? I suspect they're checking my opening stats. Isn't that cheating ? They can take 2-3 minutes
I have beaten one 
i dont count 
I think apatheticmioz lost to me once
SHHH RAN
TWICE
hm. maybe. I mean, if they use any help during the game that is cheating yes. Sometimes I tke a while to start a game cause Im busy and then I settle in tho 
YOU LOST TO ME TWICE LMAO
I HAVE BEAN 2000S 6 TIMESSSS
i only remember me resigning early in that almost equal position
lost to some 1600 a few days ago as well 
I drew FearSamuel once and it was my greatest accomplishment
I AM 1600

I defeated scipio
i dont like playing lower rated people, im expected to win, i dont like taht
once
Thanks
no I know I was like 
I was never able to beat lasagna
why is the server dead LMAO
Like man i got a fork once but i thought it wouldn't work
my best win in rapid was against a 2250
he hung a really silly knight draw and I found it and it was such a terrible draw. if I were any good I would never have taken it but
70k people
doesnt really count but yeah sure does feel good
Mine was beating a 2145
bro unity you put 3 minutes your scared
He had this pfp with Letter A
bruh
i cant think with 3 minutes

Very detailed pfp
@solemn hamlet werent u supposed to beat everyone
Oh yeah i got fots btw
3 mins is great
buddy you are double my rating your supposed to beat me
Same
oh the confidence
You are rated 2 times than me and yet
aight send the challenge
You are losing to a 1500!!!!
it happens calm down
I'll be watching I work for chesscom btw
just sayin
no shenenigans
Twice!!!!!!
lol
i've beaten 2500 lichess blitz myself
cc should make it so that it will wait until there is a mate in 1 (for the cheater) then ban the cheater for cheating, this way, the cheater would be mad for wasting their time

are you trying to bait me into a rematch because its working
Englund
Not really
Also sure
A rematch
Why not
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lol your dog shit
havent slept all night but lets see how this goes
Literally me the whole last week lol
im not seeing eval but that looked bad
i know 
fr
pay attention to the game tho
focus
mate

Anybody wanna play?
Hello everyone
your not good buddy
I guess
You exist
aight send the thing
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that role is deadge
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Anybody wanna play?
I gave perms to anyone who usually helps us help people connect
you were on the list

i mean, list doesnt exist anymore cause I used it
to
give perms
np thanks for helping out
literally why I started working with chess

oh pog v
we're getting rid of fots too
eventually
unity goated tho 
hey v
what
v not here
ok
I had a test today 😦 
Oh no my fots
did you do well 
you only lasted that many moves because i didnt study scandinavian theory
Oh ok so i will get my fots
I gave answers to two friends so yeah but it was annoying
Do u really think i know the theory
Do you reeeeeaalllly need a drink anitta
I literally played random shit
shrug
huh
Hi moiz
ez mate in one 
oh lol
ok I go now take care kids
bye
Or NPC
hi
Anybody wanna play?
So

stay safe anitta 
Hello guys!
Hello
hhihi
How was everyone's day? 😁
@rocky flare you should connect and try it in #💬〡chess-talk
good at school
v you cant even get fots like me
hiiiiii
So sad so APATHETIC HAHAHA
Yo
what does this even mean

How are ya Cate Bacena
was that a pun
Yes
smh
You may laugh now
im dead
I'm not
okay
🙂
You had a cat as pfp and now cow?
ive had a cow
We all know the truth
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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1872 (1892 peak)
Blitz: 1708 (1770 peak)
Bullet: 1749 (1896 peak)
Anybody wanna play?
Both of us suck nonetheless
yeah the truth is nk > rhy
my blitz sucks
try #💬〡chess-talk (:
Did u drink its milk
He tried but no one answered except me 😭
its not a cow
awh 
Was it good
lactose
lactose what
tolerant? 
dang bro you cant taste dairy?
luck
only some
I will taste it
i just be winning frl
i still do it anyway 
no brains just win
Just drink the milk no one cares what you do in bathroom
gg im better than you tho wwe all know that
i get lazy to spell intolerant
drinking the milk comes along with pain
you wont rematch
someones salty 🥶
then be addicted to it smh
rather not

i can eat everything!!!!!
I JUST REALISED I SPELT INTOLERANCE WRONG
anything
i cant spell
wth rhy
i was a kid back then
you did not need to tell us that
Why did I give you fots
youre still a kid now
mate lmao
sadly
you saw my bio? HAHAHA
it was you
yeah im wondering what went on back there 
you cant see simple mates
Talking about my childhood
goddamn you really think rhy deserves fots?
ok
holy shit
Cmonnnn yall snitches dawg
I start to question my sanity
Filipino servers are really boring
you should read his past messages
I aint reading
That you ate poop
you couldnt think of any OTHER person that deserved fots? take unity for an example
you pulled out the most useless person
Out of all people did u think unity was the best example
im not gonna put forth examples myself 
even @bright glade deserves it
Like cmon
Ayo calm down its just a role don't be personally attack them now
like holy shit who the actual hell thought rhy deserves fots
I hate the trusted role
Dude u such snitch
have u seen what hes said to others
You really gonna get my fots removed
I've been busy
WHAT DID I SAY???
yeah not so busy that RHY got it
I hate trusted
why
I literally didnt said anything wtf
oh god even zelk could vouch
You weren't even online infact
he prob would
You're welcom
you've said some sus stuff
No way 3000 puzzles maybe???
YOOOO
hmm like washroom?
Dude how
Im still 2.8k lmao
I really dont remember
bruh you got the role
im 2570 puzzles 
I tilted back to 27 
I have a trash memory
i dropped to 2k puzzles
I was 3k tho 
I tilted to 2200
I forgor to do puzzles
I'm 2400
I dont do puzzles
@strange skiff someone keeps skull emojing and i told them to stop and they wont stop
vc?
What's puzzles anyways
block them
Its v
dude i just did it once
Puzzles are puzzles
YES
YAY
Oh ok
puzzle is : the chess puzzle
do you know who? @empty plume
plus that deserved a skull cuz it was funny
GG
Nicee
IDK THEY LEFT
partyy
I really need to become a better person
whats wrong

Thats why unity i am turning into mohit
HAHAHHA
what the hell lol
Unity thats what you wantedddd
lets go
ok hol up lemme try and find them to give them a warning at least. if they spam again lmk
Anyone have this?
yeah no chance in hell tahts happening
it happened to me too I'm compltetly winning
yeah
lets just say were equal at this point
Hamburger is lurking
I was doing a 10 min game and got 502, 
we should have more vc logs I'm gonna go tweak carlbot
Hello! How was everyone's day? 😁
it's hard to get because opponent would resign before that
poor danny 
almost said twink jesus christ
wdym
he has a nice watch
its happening to everyone
Yeah, I just came back to dig some theory links i dropped in a bot's DMs and felt like checking things out
I'm gonna go full twink
Time to go celebrate this new achievement with some apple juice
naur chess.com disconnected me in the middle of a game 😭 i was winning as well lets hope i reconnect before i lose on time or get kicked out
Uh oh
its weird tho how am i not 600 but on a 1000 elo level
it's restarting
hi hampten
game review can ruin your perfect game fr
Did the servers die
has it been a long time since see
I didn't notice that
nope i got disconnected and i had m2 as well 😭 hate this site fr
lol @grim edge
sadge
u ready
the vid that u disliked got 1k views lol
send
maybe it's aborted
uhm ok lol
everything gets aborted on a restart i think
I know yeah
Probably around a month. But i just came back for something else. So won't be active. Just some occasional messages like this
@grim edge you want me to turn into mohit again?
I see exams
Smdh
the restart literally started right before i won a game, thank god i won 
hooray
Was ab to flag some bot
I was winning in a chess match then it kicked me out of the game and it showed "error 401" does anyone know what that means
Smdh
what part of this is ed
Exam results i predicted
kittenn
And no Ran, all your speculations are very stupid.
- I am NOT from West Bengal
- I am NOT the person who quits discord and chess for exams.
Thank you for all those stupid speculations.
Tell me if my prediction was right boi
someone help?
The server is restarting
Cmon that was a good prediction tho
muted for a day for being too funny
You gotta gimme thattttt
literally 1984

so did I win, lose or did that game not count
DINO
ur game is aborted, so if ur losing then great job, if ur winning then say bye bye to it
me when servers
Not counted
dinooooooo 
I was winning
Anyone else have problems with the app btw? Or they having a moment
0+ Elo added to your account
Woohoo my sister is threatening to hit me because I’m noisy
I think I had 2 great moves too
server restarting
rip
it happens to everyone
Yo
can your sister hit me instead
Cool cool just was worried for a second
kekw
🤤
im 7 elo away from 1100 
Least horny chess player
I'm stuck at 1800 for 3 months
sound the horns
nicee
i got muted for a day for hornh posting in here
This is the Chess.com profile of tatardk09. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1867 (1892 peak)
Blitz: 1708 (1770 peak)
Bullet: 1749 (1896 peak)

How you been
Sounds like me
😿
I’ve been so close to 1900 then sell a game
lol
Handed in my final graduation thesis today, I'm gooood
what's with the like emj
look at my rapid
well uh
is the italian game any good
idk man just gimme a sense of bad
didnt hikaru do that in his last round of norway chess
idfk
there's many tactics inside Italian game
You deserved 2 
plus I don't know any
If I don’t hate myself enough sure
italian is L
I see none playing it so nah man
L like your personality
Play Stafford
Can i ask what the thesis was about
Trust
whoever named the Fried Liver Attack is a legend
mods ban rule 7 no being a stupid meanie head
ye wanna play sum chess with me

omg he said bad word
I got crushed because of playing fried liver attack;-;
Probably a cannibal knowing how insane chess players are
that's beginner's stuff
sorry st*pid
Uhhhhm
???
No chess
me when my sniper rifle
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
wth
That's what is happening to me
skill issue
@grim edge LOL
I also got that pop up
GG
lol
Open source intelligence data visualisation for a cyber security company :p
Is chesscom down?
Gambits are mad funny I beat up so many people today in a danish or Stafford
yea im out
yep
Nerd ass mf
Damn
nah
maybe
no play perms? 👀
but down no more
I am not getting anything
my thoughts
"Token doesn't have enough scopes"
gothamchess is batman
Im in a game rn yall lying
Wtf does that mean lmao
We do a little degree farming
This is the Chess.com profile of c8jd. Take a look!
Name: Juan (c8jd)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1734 (1734 peak)
Blitz: 1807 (1854 peak)
Bullet: 1905 (1905 peak)
I can't
The bot works
And i read political theory and I'm calling them a nerd😭
@worn ice wake up
But idk about the app
Bro my oppenent just blundered mate in 122777 what a bozo might as well resign now
Guess not lol
This is the Chess.com profile of tatardk09. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1867 (1892 peak)
Blitz: 1708 (1770 peak)
Bullet: 1749 (1896 peak)
it basically means that someone does not have permission to do something
*Farm 90 degrees North(
yeah it's worm
wot
work
Talking about farming all my seeds are useless
cc be sucky rn
I don't have permission to make a move in my daily game?? 😭
yes yes, c.c be sucky
no move perms? 👀
This is the Chess.com profile of masachan87. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2131 (2313 peak)
Blitz: 2292 (2413 peak)
Bullet: 2063 (2087 peak)
Same @noble glen just wait
👀
well I got a game
ew light mode user
It's 3am i missed a word
lmao cc needs to fix their server
what
idfk anything bout what ur reading
u heard me
“Why brilliant moves are dumb” 
admin can i get trusted pls
I need it for filiming else my background is gonna like make the sh1t hard to see
who
who
!trusted
say /trust
@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
The brilliant moves one sounds ten times more interesting than "winning with the worst opening"
mf loser
why are you guys dunking on a 500
yeah let me use !trust
Dialectical materialism and stuff like that 😭
!trust
edit
!trust
!trust
Low self esteem 😭
command is /trust smh
?
u see the problem here ?
oh
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Oh wait time to make this new bot against mittens
._.
Thought v was a pink or purple name ngl
<1000 pffff
Bc they need to be dunking on a 500 😭
whats the problem
yeah, i quit playing
@glossy radish you can remove the ugly long roles
What is the tornoment soilder role
im a collecter mate
Look at my roles, few and clean
Lol
Miscellaneous announcements?
pardon?
@glossy radish wait i gotta ask is this v or the clone cause i ain't been here in ages and i think u are v but idk
Yes, those are the roles I was talking about, u can remove them
im real v
Lol

no bru, im collecting
Give me all the roles
And you speak spanish, chinese and korean?!
uhh sure
🤨
hola
No te creo 🤔
Ping me when the site works btw
no hablo espanol
Por qué tienes el rol de español si no lo hablas 💀💀💀
😭
That yellow role is fire tho gotta admit
Unf
Now that ik that wanna play a game i need the elo lmao
i speak very very very little 
i just dont really write or read
:<
me too bud 
I speak very very little portuguese, but I don't have the role 🤔
requets it
Lmaoo
yk i speak englsh, i dont have the role
crash royale
and theres one for coc (clas of clsn)
i lov emy spelling
friday
yay
timezones exist
bro
theyre talking bout firday
the fastest timezone is from newzealand I think
all timezones move at the same speed of 1 hour per hour actually
wanna play later
okay
not everyone fluent in english
bro I am a kid whatdoyouexpect
excuses buddy im better than you
well go help me then
sure sure
online rating doesnt determine your level
wanna play with me man
Anybody know if incho is on
no
a timezone 2 days ahead? wow
we are 4-4
well that just make it better
wanna play with me
so?
Damn that sucks
excuses
it’s tuesday
hes 1000 and im 500 he thinks hes good cause of his rating
BRO ARE WE GONNA PLAY OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA DODGE
dw ill get him @grim edge they need u
wednesday for me
what does that prove
timezone exists
but it’s tuesday
america continent :<
i just played like 8 matches man let my brain relax
timezone exists
what’s a timezone
god damn
🗿
imma give u 20 mins
imma finish my vid
bet
bros complainin bout playing 8 matches 💀
name of a movie
why do you keep posting that img
harry potter also why
What you mean they need me
bro your just making excuses a 1000 elo player should see the checkmates i gave you
I'm
@grim edge lmao wth are you doing
you didnt checkmate me once properly
star light
Man's going to limbo soon
lol
💀
bro yall can go on my profile and watch the games
i have collected 25 sun
<@&745328830649991179> react spam
ADMISSION
donpollo901
trash bot
i already pinged them
self report?
So what do you mean they need me
your trash
self report?
chatgpt
scotch is sus ngl
smh
center game is much more big brained

bet play me
unrated 6 min
._.
Danish Gambit gives me freedom
why did pokemons join the conversation

pizelll
danish sucks
hello ppl
bruh I am chilling
imlillhingpplhmmn
bro got sh1t color ew
hello
:C
i see
myfgod yo
your sh1t is grey?
wheres wax
I think u need to see the doctor bro…
idk
nah but it is kinda the same color as dogsh1t

worse one
bread in french
I will be right back
your dog sh1ts grey? I think you need to take it to the vet bro…
time to call it back
wtf bro
panera
I also started like 3 months ago so im pretty good i would say
@grim edge i invoke the fifth and i choose to remain silent
nah man
yea worse one
you have the right to remain silent 
why are they booing me im right
@crystal jewel I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
sure
what is your elo
panera means breadbasket in spanish
let me finish this game between mittens and question master
theyre 500
500
content
mf ur taking a break rn ur on discord
But i beat 1000s
yeah thats pretty good
fym 😭 😭 😭
sure sure
bruh how you get this like what move
How does your elo actually go up
guys a chess.com support team member gifted me 1 month diamond membership
is this common or wot??
Why you think im joking theres litteraly proof
Move king out of the file of the queen
you move the king, resulting in other king getting checkmated
win more games than u lose
and discover check
lol
he was playing the whole day. hes tired mate
(me after gaining elo at an otb tournament where I went 2-3)
im unpingable
I see
@grim edgereally
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YO MODS
reevaluate
Meat riding is crazy
guys a chess.com support team member gifted me 1 month diamond membership
is this common or wot??
Oops (I am gonna shoot my brains out)
yes
im not meat riding. its just the truth
Yo thanks
lucky
alr im done pingging lol
galaxy note ultra 5g
that's better than move the king tho
AND I TRIES TO START THIS PC WITHOUT the SSD
hi grims
Started 3 months ago look at my profile
Hi
luck or something else 🗿 ??
dude the KING was the one who moved
Hi
hello man
And i play classical chess with a board like i said
whats the story
Mighty martin knows en passaunt
hii !welcome
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[Event "Vs. Computer"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023-06-14"]
[White "Mighty Martin"]
[Black "Sup3rmar1022"]
[Result "0-1"]
[TimeControl "-"]
[Termination "Sup3rmar1022 won by checkmate"]
- e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. Nf3 d5 4. exd5 Nxd5 5. Nxe5 Nf6 6. Nxf7 Qe7+ 7. Qe2 Qxe2+
- Kxe2 Rg8 9. Ng5 Bf5 10. Kf3 Be4+ 11. Ke2 Bxg2 12. f4 Bxh1 13. Kd1 Bf3+ 14.
Nxf3 Nc6 15. Be6 Rh8 16. Bh3 Bc5 17. Ng5 Be7 18. f5 Ne4 19. Bg2 Nf2+ 20. Ke1 Ng4 - Ne6 Bd6 22. d3 Nxh2 23. b3 Ng4 24. Bd5 Nge5 25. Be3 Bb4+ 26. Ke2 Bd6 27. Bg2
g6 28. Bg5 gxf5 29. Nd2 f4 30. Be4 f3+ 31. Nxf3 Nxf3 32. Kxf3 Rg8 33. Bf5 Rxg5 - Nxg5 Be7 35. Ne6 Bd6 36. c3 Ne5+ 37. Ke4 Nc6 38. Rb1 h5 39. Ng5 Rd8 40. Be6
Ke7 41. Rb2 Kf6 42. a4 Kxg5 43. Bf5 h4 44. Re2 Rh8 45. Re3 Ne7 46. Bd7 Ng6 47.
Rh3 Nf4 48. Rh1 h3 49. Ke3 Nd5+ 50. Kd2 h2 51. Re1 Nf4 52. Re4 h1=Q 53. b4 Qg2+ - Kd1 Qf1+ 55. Kc2 Qxd3+ 56. Kb2 Qxe4 57. Bb5 Qe2+ 58. Ka1 Qxb5 59. axb5 Nd3
- c4 Bxb4 61. c5 Bxc5 62. Kb1 Ra8 63. Ka2 a5 64. bxa6 bxa6 65. Ka1 a5 66. Ka2
a4 67. Ka1 a3 68. Kb1 a2+ 69. Kc2 a1=Q 70. Kb3 Qa3+ 71. Kc4 Qb4+ 72. Kxd3 Ra3+ - Kc2 Qb2+ 74. Kxb2 Ra1 75. Kc3 c6 76. Kd2 Ba3 77. Kc2 c5 78. Kc3 Kf5 79. Kc4
Ke5 80. Kc3 Kd5 81. Kd3 c4+ 82. Ke3 Bb2 83. Ke2 c3 84. Ke3 Kc4 85. Kf2 Kb3 86.
Kg2 c2 87. Kh3 c1=Q 88. Kg2 Qg5+ 89. Kf2 Bd4+ 90. Ke2 Ra2+ 91. Kd3 Qe3# 0-1
where you at
@full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen @full glen
it doesnt matter where the check comes from
I finally lost to someone in this server
im here wassup
there he is
there i am
That barely counts
<@&745328830649991179> dude spamming reactions, pings, emojis
hey man what is your elo
Play me rq
i wanted to change my username so i contacted the support team, a staff named Milicia changed it plus gave me this membership
You didn't win because you won, you won because I lost
shes been bitching and arguing with people all damn day im tired of this bitch<@&745328830649991179>
ooh prob just lucky
2000
ooh whatchu gonna do 🥺
cry
Play me please
blunder, big mistake, resign now
do it in your corner
bruh
suck her dick harder 
ohhk i love my luck 
shut up 100 elo lmao
Bro who shat in your cornflakes?
self report v2
cornflakes mid
center game
lets plau
User?
how bout YO-
YO PEA SHOOTER AND RONNAM LETS PLAY
🛩
center game weak confirmed by stockfish 
Flew right over his head lmao
10 minutes let me start with you
shouldve flown it straihgt at it
User?

He's a little dense so imma let it slide
i was tryna see if he had a brain or not
You could've figured it out from his first 3 messages
just wait. patience is key
kassa is
Bro was raised in the jungle
shouldve known
under a rock
nono not a rock. a boulder
i like tortels
tutel
I've been known to crack jokes
i sent it khoai
Pretty much I just shit on everyone here
how bout u make some breakfast and crack some eggs
Says you
bro⁉️
wheres Pain when you need him
i saw that
You saw nothing
Just got flagged in bishop vs bishop endgame 🙂 super fun
neon handled it already
dont even BOTHER with pain bru
yo who pinged í it @crystal jewel
JJJJJJJJJ I MISSED YOU 
V is a champ, she's one of the boys
i need a coach too
huh
sorry I’m trying to fix my computer rn it’s flickering for some reason 
ehhehe
v ily
i can fix it 🔨
tf bro
fr
oooki
lucy ilyt /p
I ain't do nothing, must have been the wind blowing
was it hops?
anyway the wind blows doesnt really matter to me
Skyrim npc vibes
Ok back to TV with family, please try to behave
@hexed jewel chess duel?
uhm ok sir
have fun 
watch horror movies based on a true story pls
🍭 give this to your wife
ok 3/0
ok
I am not done with the vid but ok
Gross
hes married to xenon
eh?
Yeah don't get sucked in with a woman
i tried to make a periodic table joke but im too nerdy
😭
I'm only gonna get married for tax reasons not romance
ooooooooh i know nothing bout taxes 
Or benefits
have fun chat 
JJJJJJJJ NOO 
Bai Jeffery
wait j i have something for u 
i know
I only said that because unity said this 
Probably not something you should admit out loud
I’m 20 breh
got a cap
my mum was married and had me at 22 ._. i dont see the problem
My first kiss was at 16
o very cool
I’m a zoomer 
Forgot her name, met her on a cruise. Then I had my first real girlfriend that year too. Then we broke up
My bad, I fixed it
I do that a lot actually

bro edited the message
I wasn't sure if it was pg13
go out there and find real women 
Anitta always one my case about that shit
also @narrow dune here 🍭
yo
hi child
hi adult
I have found one for 3 years now

go drink water
or it will be 3 years in july
HOORAY J 
tyvm for the lollipop
Bro an actual bot
🍭 ONE FOR THEM TOO
no

your not my mom
he left without a word
Headshot sword reveal?
ooh you wanna bet on that? 
i dont gamble
I used to be big into blacksmithing
i miss my bamboo staff
good
ooh i used to know how to wield swords
In high-school I had a buddy who owned a propane forge
Was able to make some cool stuff
this is no sword
Unfortunately idk if shirtless pics are pg13
wdym by that
ok
feet pics next
I have no idea actually 
Just hit a brilliant move bro
should i keep 5018 as my username or should i change it to a name
I hit two of them I’m him
@everyone who’s the best fictional chess player
guys zdzisław beksiński is cool ahh hell
Happy gay month
how
I know, I was just too lazy to type pride, so I typed gay
wdym
💀💀💀💀
I stg Anitta gets on my shit about everything
Bro has better abs than I do
is this sus
its getting rolled out to people, people who created their dc acc earlier is getting usernames
to me yeah
ik
Mittens ancestors
Just gonna leave this here...
What game is that?
Doors
Doors
Wtf is doors
Guys who’s winning
how do you not know doors
Growing up is realizing that roblox still hits
Probably because I’m not a teenager
Zoom in
i said doors
aint that doors lmao
Ayo don't disrespect me like that, I'm 21 and still play
Hell yeah it is
Enhance
Breh I’m almost 27
mioz

