💬〡general-off-topic

[narrow orchid]

hey duck

i wanted to tell you

its actually pride month, not gay month

[viral epoch]

Oh, by the way, how's the assignment going?

[narrow orchid]

reducing pride month to gay month is pretty homophobic

[viral epoch]

Rosimo, why're you here

[narrow orchid]

why not

[viral epoch]

You live in gothamcity

[narrow orchid]

nah

[viral epoch]

Ya

[narrow orchid]

i despise the community on both servers

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-24979167

[narrow orchid]

where discord server with 2k elo requirement

[viral epoch]

The one you showed me

Right after school

Or rather told me about

[narrow orchid]

mf be talking about slang when hes the whitest mf around

[viral epoch]

The one you get at the end of the year apparently

[high gazelle]

Why am I not in the 100 rating channel

[narrow orchid]

bro is so white ketchup is too spicy for him

[grim edge]

Piano

[high gazelle]

Or have the 1000 role

[grim edge]

Gucci

[restive storm]

what the heck

[high gazelle]

yes

[grim edge]

lore

[high gazelle]

Italian Piano Gucci

[grim edge]

Awesome story

[high gazelle]

Idk the lore

[grim edge]

complicated lore tbh

[high gazelle]

I know the opening ish

You do the Italian and then C3 and D3

[grim edge]

i like fried liver italian

[restive storm]

I think pixelated doesn't like the c3 d3

[grim edge]

skull me 1 more time dor

[wind basalt]

[high gazelle]

I wish I was introduced to chess earlier

[grim edge]

[wind basalt]

real

[grim edge]

skull arc zax

[grim edge]

actual

[cinder sluice]

I wish I had good grades

[restive storm]

i started chess before both chess booms

[vapid nest]

Working on my iconic patented 'castle mate'.

[grim edge]

barki spawn

[cinder sluice]

I always come out at the most random times

You gotta deal with it

[high gazelle]

I had all A’s

[grim edge]

i completly forgor why i even started playing chess

[grim edge]

bro is batman

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-24979167

[cinder sluice]

I hope you have the worst poop of your life

[grim edge]

skull

[cinder sluice]

AY AY WHAT WAS THAT

[crimson kraken]

I'm so based, I got 16 likes on a Twitter post

[cinder sluice]

NAH NAH NAH THE 2 REACTIONS

AY

[high gazelle]

What reactions

[cinder sluice]

KY REACTIONS AND YOU PROLLY WANTED TO PUT S AT THE END ASWELL

Dying inside right now

[high gazelle]

I didn’t put that?

I put this

[cinder sluice]

who the fxck did then? 💀

[crimson kraken]

ok then

https://tenor.com/view/bye-chat-nuggg-cat-gif-21790721

[high gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-mama-aychristenegames-your-mom-your-mom-did-that-annoyed-gif-19064835

[viral epoch]

Are you past me yet?

[grim edge]

peace

[cinder sluice]

No i cant get 200 trophies in a day

[crimson kraken]

happy pride month lad

[viral epoch]

Yes you can, just believe in yourself

[viral epoch]

Heyyy Yeehaa

Hyd

[crimson kraken]

hi :)

[viral epoch]

It's been some time since

[grim edge]

[crimson kraken]

decent
just said I'm so based I got 16 likes on a Twitter comment

[viral epoch]

Rainbow gang >:3

[grim edge]

idk im bored

[cinder sluice]

officially 10x my messages

[viral epoch]

[crimson kraken]

Context: someone posts "Ladies, don't key his car; rip the license sticker off his plate."

[grim edge]

Not for long

[crimson kraken]

I commented: "Men, don't break up with these ladies. Instead, be a bad partner so that lady breaks up with you."

[viral epoch]

Zaks already surpassed me, prepare to get brought down yourself

[cinder sluice]

oh wait since when do i have 4.4k messages tf

i thought i had like 3k

[viral epoch]

Zaks is going for Lasa next

At least you have pee color role

I have nothing anymore

[cinder sluice]

Just wait for when im gonna get fots (never)

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Frenemy got revoked

[grim edge]

ill get it and you will cry trust

[cinder sluice]

what about blunder master?

[viral epoch]

My flex is that uhhhhh

I have no flex

[crimson kraken]

I'm off now

peace out everyone, take care :D

[grim edge]

Ill cure your problems

[cinder sluice]

You have both blunder master roles thats your flex

[viral epoch]

This server has condemned me to feeling pity

[grim edge]

[cinder sluice]

enemy of the server role when? me want

[viral epoch]

Yk what, I'll give you a hard "no u"!!!

[restive storm]

iwon this guys queen now he's stalling

[cinder sluice]

They should just make another enemy of the server role

[grim edge]

Ay yes welcome to chess

[viral epoch]

But you're cool

[crimson kraken]

personally, my flex is that I can somewhat pop my ears on command, as well as clog them up again
helps when I'm working and there are loud sounds, and when I'm going up and down mountains

[grim edge]

you must be a new player dor

[viral epoch]

I'm not wrong

You're cool, end of convo

I don't wanna hear it

I'm not that kinky. (Maybe, but

[crimson kraken]

eyo

[viral epoch]

Still, you're cool

[crimson kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/underswap-sans-undertale-ightimmaheadout-funny-gif-22621076

[viral epoch]

My oh my Idk

[cinder sluice]

Yea I'm also gonna go

[grim edge]

Should i go ? yes or no

[restive storm]

the queen is actually trapped

[viral epoch]

Samsung Galaxy A52s 5G it says

I forgoy

I'm not.... perverted.

I'm not even that kinky

Just a little

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-finger-gun-catch-you-later-midoriya-deku-gif-17459915

[wind basalt]

[cinder sluice]

@grim edge I got a trade for you, you give me 1700 points of elo and you get in return a very good paying job irl

[viral epoch]

But perverted? Nuh uh

Not the least bit

wut

[grim edge]

Rare discord moment( i have a Job )

[cinder sluice]

Yea but i got a better paying job

[grim edge]

Na

peace

[viral epoch]

Just a littleee

[cinder sluice]

[grim edge]

dont make me

[glossy radish]

v drew a seedling

[grim edge]

I love it so much

dw ill actually leave now cya

[viral epoch]

Cool

Wow this pfp is png

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

This is the Chess.com profile of doryetuosenbcakohn. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2230 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2243 (2243 peak)
Bullet: 2273 (2273 peak)

[viral epoch]

I love constantly changing pfp

It's fun

[restive storm]

I have a very determined pfp schedule

[glossy radish]

meow

shit im hungry

[restive storm]

[tepid panther]

Why am I stockfish tho

[glossy radish]

chat really died for three minutes

[tepid panther]

Call guiness

[glossy radish]

huh

[grim edge]

lol

[tepid panther]

Yeah, mine said I listened to the skyrim soundtrack for like 5k hours

5k*

Used it to fall asleep and have as background music a lot

[sacred steeple]

It’ll say top 50 listeners on Spotify or sun ☠️

[tepid panther]

Dude it was wild, I was like top 98%

Yep lmfao

[elfin ledge]

Who wanna 1v1

[grim edge]

why does it say im 500 rated 😭

[restive storm]

frick you still have me blocked lol

[mellow bobcat]

um u sucky suk

[grim edge]

im 1208

idk why it says on my dc im 500

[mellow bobcat]

ur bad

[grim edge]

dawg im 1208

BRO

[mellow bobcat]

bad

[tropic slate]

m

[grim edge]

IM TRUSTED WHY DID YOU TAKE IT AWAY

[mellow bobcat]

im 12852

[grim edge]

who tf took away trusted away from me and put just joined

[mellow bobcat]

vs

who wins

[grim edge]

oh now it says im 1200 and im trusted again

thats weird

[mellow bobcat]

still suck

im 12852 blitz

also no ⭐ or ! icon

[tepid panther]

My 2nd brilliant move today was to not lose my rook ☠️

So I took a bishop

Kinda

Yeah it's not really a sac, but cc thinks what it wants to

[restive storm]

I don't see it tbh
what's the following move

[tepid panther]

Bxb4

[restive storm]

that's not a move

is your notation correct

[elfin ledge]

Who wanna 1v1

[lament jacinth]

What is chess

[tepid panther]

Thought it was spicy but then realized he had Na6. So I got a "brilliant" for not losing my rook

[lament jacinth]

Still learning which way the knights go

[tepid panther]

Probs no. Bishop takes b4

[glossy radish]

LIYa

[lament jacinth]

duck is brain dead everyone

[glossy radish]

uh oh run

[lament jacinth]

don't mind him

VVVVVVV

[restive storm]

oh you mean after Rc5
what about after Rxb5 what happens next

[lament jacinth]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Ik that's why I said it

idk

Ur just brain Dead it isn't mean it's facts shrugging 🤷‍♀️

You randomly say owo when u have no idea what to say that's the top sign of being brain dead

[cinder sluice]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTNjZWFmNTI4ZWQ3NTEwODRjNmI2NmY3YzFlNmYyMjE0MDRhYTdhYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/19uNxX5tep9K2FwDiR/giphy.gif

[lament jacinth]

Hehe

Ily ducky

[lament jacinth]

/p

[cinder sluice]

doesnt that mean that you are into furries? because like im 99% sure duck had the name furry before

[grim edge]

this endgame is so hopless for white its crazy

[tepid panther]

Idk why cc marked it as a brilliant, but apparently it was equal since I had initiative

[lament jacinth]

no I say ily platonically

[cinder sluice]

wait hold on werent you 1800?

[grim edge]

if he plays f4 then kingc4 and im in

[grim edge]

Im 1500 blitz

i was 1300 blitz 3 days ago

[cinder sluice]

ohhhhhh

[grim edge]

im zooming

ez wins

[cinder sluice]

jesus christ took me 3 months to get from 500 to 800

[quiet sparrow]

It took me three years to reach 1000

[lament jacinth]

Now THATS not nice

[grim edge]

I will keep moving forward

[cinder sluice]

although I was goofing for 90% of the time

[grim edge]

me fr

[cinder sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-chat-nuggg-cat-gif-21790721

[quiet sparrow]

Till I get to, rumble dat ass

[grim edge]

for content

[lament jacinth]

Guys

[grim edge]

zeesty athena

[grim edge]

Liyas

[cinder sluice]

Bro gonna hit 2500 for content yea

[grim edge]

nope

[grim edge]

frfr

lmfao

[quiet sparrow]

Ouch

[grim edge]

i actually do have cooldown

[lament jacinth]

Zax lost his energy

[grim edge]

im just bulit different

[cinder sluice]

Wait wat happened to pain? why is bro's name Pan now?

[lament jacinth]

Where is it

ZAX WHERE IS THE ENERGY

[grim edge]

No im very motivated for chess 24/7

MY ENERGY IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lament jacinth]

GOOD

DUCK NO

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-gif-18261896

[lament jacinth]

ZAX STAY RIGHT HERE

[supple berry]

Divide ur chess rating by the years youve been studying, what is your number

[cinder sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1102590038048505886/aa.gif

[grim edge]

its the facts im doing is succecfully too

successfully

[cinder sluice]

only the zax from a few months ago would know

[lament jacinth]

About 2200 I think

[grim edge]

wdym

lmao hehehaw

[chrome chasm]

What’s your soo

[sacred steeple]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[supple berry]

Aint no way

[grim edge]

[cinder sluice]

3000

[lament jacinth]

It's actually right cause 1500 divided by 0.6

[chrome chasm]

I need a good opening to for around 1500 I need a link pls

[grim edge]

You hate me barki zamn

@lament jacinth

[cinder sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1105609200052215958/aj.gif

[limber vine]

Queen's gambit declined

[grim edge]

So adoption match when? @lament jacinth

[chrome chasm]

Name for black and white

[grim edge]

no

[cinder sluice]

Semi Slav = 🥵

[grim edge]

no

[lament jacinth]

@supple berry

[grim edge]

Kenny with a pan dubs

[tepid panther]

I hate the slav

[grim edge]

i have

[lament jacinth]

Do 1500 divided by 0.6

[tepid panther]

Yet it's like all I play with black

[grim edge]

cooldown bruh

[limber vine]

White: guoco piano, french, caro kann
Black: Queen's gambit declined, guoco piano

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

Also adoption match happens when you're an IM

[grim edge]

LIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[limber vine]

1700 ||(1700÷1)||

[chrome chasm]

Ty

[grim edge]

ILL MF SHOW YOU THEN

[limber vine]

Ah yes

[cinder sluice]

to think that I a 900 knows the Semi Slav pretty decently is very surprising if you also know that I did not study Semi Slav for more than 10 minutes

[grim edge]

lmao you played a slav against wierdo

Slav barki=?

[cinder sluice]

I mean hey I did a pretty good job with it right?

[grim edge]

Pretty good opening fr

[grim edge]

but the REST OML

BRUH I WAS CRYING

[cinder sluice]

oh yea we dont talk about that

[grim edge]

OFC

[cinder sluice]

@grim edge we dont talk about that here

[grim edge]

show me your games barki

[cinder sluice]

Nope its sleep time

[grim edge]

tf

almost my time aswell

[cinder sluice]

Aight Aight bye now

[grim edge]

Cya barki

ill go aswell cya chat

wdym here have a e

bye

[limber vine]

Me chilling whilst its 3:15 am here

[cinder sluice]

@grim edge I will become the perfect queen gambit player of all variations I swear on my never going to be born son

[grim edge]

yesterday i slept at 6 am

[tidal scaffold]

holy hell

[cinder sluice]

OH DAMN

[limber vine]

Ah then its understandable to sleep now

[grim edge]

Ill coach you when i become a IM

[tidal scaffold]

what even happened here

[limber vine]

Massacre

[cinder sluice]

Become an IM fasterrrrr

Ok bye now fr this time

[grim edge]

same bye

[limber vine]

I'll coach u how to bongcloud and win easily

Hey 🦆

Nothing much, wbu

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-christmas-tree-throw-angry-gif-15936546

1s?

oh

https://open.spotify.com/track/3NPQurOvwcHqSFJ2Hct4Px?si=0ed0caee7126404a

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 136! An adult's kidney is around the size of a fist, and it weighs around 5 ounces.

[tropic pawn]

Hey

Im server member for 7 days

give me trusted

shut up gay

tf?

[limber vine]

Thanks for the information, didn't know that

[sleek oriole]

616 💀

[stone tendon]

wanna buy one?

damn

[tropic pawn]

3.8 or something

3.75

[sharp galleon]

256

[tropic pawn]

you are in school for 1-2 years??

[sharp galleon]

my rating is 2300

so 9 years

[tidal scaffold]

ohman

[tropic pawn]

@strange skiff can i get Trusted role? İ qualify

[sharp galleon]

and no not everyone here is some random 500 bozo

[tropic pawn]

my chess rating is 300

[limber vine]

Don't go on pinging the admins

[tropic pawn]

Who do i pin then

also why not

[jade osprey]

good no school Monday

[grim edge]

does mine just make no sense ?

[tropic pawn]

3 month paradise

[sacred steeple]

she could be busy

[tropic pawn]

you are going to school for 0.5 years?

[sharp galleon]

(you are supposed to divide it with the time you spent on school)

[tropic pawn]

It's not like im stopping her

[limber vine]

||to not get banned ||

[tropic pawn]

damn a good argument

[grim edge]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thx cellen

[sacred steeple]

it could be annoying and unneccesary

[tropic pawn]

per day?

[grim edge]

1 sec brb

[tropic pawn]

A ping noice?

[sacred steeple]

yes

[sharp galleon]

if per day then even Magnus will only have a rating of something like 1

[tropic pawn]

Then just close the sounds

[sacred steeple]

you dont need to ping an admin dude

[tropic pawn]

divide 324 with 6

[tropic pawn]

why i have an issue

[grim edge]

i realized something i dont know how many years i have spent

man

[sacred steeple]

then message a mod

[sharp galleon]

54

[tropic pawn]

then thats my number

[sharp galleon]

what

[tropic pawn]

ok

but they are in "do not disturb"

[tropic pawn]

what??

[grim edge]

what?

[tropic pawn]

Don't you know your grade too??

[grim edge]

i go nature program

[limber vine]

Bro hesitates in pinging a mod because they are in do not disturb but does not for pinging an admin

[grim edge]

i finished first year in nature program

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

typical enterence

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

[limber vine]

What's your age Zax?

[jaunty kindle]

You are the cheater

[grim edge]

16 but im 17 in 3 days

Bro thought his queen was safe💀💀

[limber vine]

Ah that's cool, Happy Birthday in advance

[grim edge]

Happy almost day of lif

[keen parrot]

Yes.

[grim edge]

Thx Alot !!!!

[jaunty kindle]

Why not?

[grim edge]

If i get banned, will the msg that i write get deleted??

[limber vine]

Bro's about to do something that will get him banned

[grim edge]

Exactly

[zinc mauve]

lol

[limber vine]

I suppose yes ig

[grim edge]

Alr

Bru

Why is the chat so quiet

[sharp galleon]

what did you achieve

[grim edge]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PIXELLLLLLLLL WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[sharp galleon]

where’s all this positivity coming from

[grim edge]

Pixel won 200 usd

YESSSSS

[sharp galleon]

huh

[pulsar frigate]

That Pride Pawn looks cool

[grim edge]

I was keeping up with pixels tournaments

he won 200 usd since he won

[sharp galleon]

damn

[grim edge]

W i keep up with all my friends progress

cellen i still watch your games just so you know

[sharp galleon]

I live by a big city and the tournaments here are tough

[grim edge]

Where is your handsome face bro

[sharp galleon]

._.

[grim edge]

i dont wanna show no more 😄

[grim edge]

[frigid parcel]

shiny blue move

[sharp galleon]

that’s like 2100 Norwegian kroner

god dayum

[grim edge]

Ill watch it and anazlyze it

[wind elm]

Kromer?

[grim edge]

hugeW

[grim edge]

exact same as us

2100 swedish kronor pretty much

[sharp galleon]

Norwegian kroner(NOK) is the Norwegian currency

[restive storm]

That's great
Now you should main the bird

[sharp galleon]

[tepid panther]

Most I've won is 100 bucks from my local rapid tourneys for tying first place

[wind elm]

I was making a deltarune reference

[restive storm]

Doesn't matter (don't main the bird plz)

[sharp galleon]

isn’t deltarune a fan game of Undertale

[grim edge]

I like how everyone here is higher rated then me

[potent merlin]

💀

[wind elm]

It's made by the same person who made Undertale (Toby Fox)

[restive storm]

Yes

[grim edge]

lmao fortress sup

[potent merlin]

I like how everyone here is higher rated then me:AmberCool:

Ambercool

[sharp galleon]

welp idk, have only heard of the time

[grim edge]

wait i need to skull my self somehow

[potent merlin]

More like amber skull

[restive storm]

I like how people with 100 rating are closer to 1000 than me

[wind elm]

Ight

[grim edge]

fr

i have like 20 amber emotes💀

[restive storm]

Simp real

[grim edge]

SIMP FOR WHO?!?!?

i dont simp

[restive storm]

Real

[grim edge]

pog

[restive storm]

Are you sure

[grim edge]

I am a subject of being simped tbh

wait thats an accurate skull

according to the plot lmfao

[restive storm]

Pov: when you watch the first episode and realize the character freaking dies

[grim edge]

fr

[keen parrot]

discord and simping for minors what a duo

[grim edge]

funny thing is i havent watched it yet

[restive storm]

Watch it

[grim edge]

I NEED TO WATCH THE MF SHOW BRUH

[grim edge]

How good is it?

[restive storm]

It's pretty good

[grim edge]

Garten of ban ban quality?

[restive storm]

Nothing compares to Garten of banban

[grim edge]

Legendary

you been watching some fnaf?

[restive storm]

I've mostly been doing other stuff so I don't have much time but I might when I do
I also gtg rn

[grim edge]

same cya dor

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-cat-kiss-cat-kissing-smooch-gif-26561109

https://tenor.com/view/but-here-is-the-thing-gif-26685028

[restive storm]

What

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/moana-delete-maui-delete-this-gif-15101621

[elfin pebble]

yoooo i reached 600 elo

[coral fog]

anyone wanna play?

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[grim edge]

congrats

[grim edge]

get ready for everyone playing d4

[strange skiff]

my professor too smart, she made an assignment full of questions asking us to relate the functionalities of the specific app/software our uni uses. no chatGPT

rip

uni

versity

lol

mb

yeah I am. Was supposed to be graduating this year but I changed majors so I'm back to square one

uh 2026 I think

hbu?

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meoooow-meow-trp-trp10-gif-18218658

[covert mantle]

who here is in legend leaugue

[wind basalt]

[grim edge]

Idk why but that caught me off guard

[daring oyster]

sup nerds

[wispy spindle]

i went 2-3 at a tournament but still gained elo cuz i played up a section lol

what

[last verge]

im so bored

[wispy spindle]

ok

[grim edge]

How does the qeen move

[last verge]

sigma male final ultra form

[wispy spindle]

up and down and left and right and diagonal

[scenic bramble]

are you happy with that?

[strange skiff]

🦞

[strange skiff]

I am happy that I changed majors, I am sad I'm still not out of uni

[last verge]

whats your major now

[strange skiff]

software engineering

[scenic bramble]

got a point

[last verge]

ooh sounds interesting

[strange skiff]

also get blue lobstered

[scenic bramble]

[jade osprey]

is the Evan's gambit a good opening

[last verge]

like Ng5 fried liver or Nxf7 fried liver

[strange skiff]

real

[scenic bramble]

what does based mean?

[last verge]

based is the male version of slay

[wispy spindle]

pH >7

[last verge]

so Nxf7

[scenic bramble]

I love to lick/eat coc strawberry

[last verge]

interesting i didn't think beginners would get that deep

[grim edge]

why is blue lobster even a meme

[strange skiff]

it started as a way to shorten "you have a good point". means what you're saying "has base" or "is based on good arguments" but then it became a meme so it's just "the opposite of cringe" now

[last verge]

thought beginners would just straight up blunder Nxf7

[jade osprey]

more like strawberry coc

[strange skiff]

dont sh*t on blue lobster its such a good meme

[wispy spindle]

me too i love cocc (clash of clans chocolate)

[grim edge]

I don’t get the joke or origin

[strange skiff]

https://www.tiktok.com/@maaackblank/video/7150476214770224430

[scenic bramble]

thanks for telling

[grim edge]

is it just naturally funny to you

[strange skiff]

it's just a jumpscare

yeah

[grim edge]

ah

[strange skiff]

also I watch jimmyhere's you laugh you lose youtube videos

[wispy spindle]

blue 🦞

[last verge]

georgy lisitsyn

[strange skiff]

and it's featured heavily there

[grim edge]

lmfao

[strange skiff]

lol

[grim edge]

Im like 1000 elo

[strange skiff]

jimmyhere being the 'it is wednesday my dudes" guy

noice @grim edge

[grim edge]

I haven’t done a LYL challenge in ages

[strange skiff]

!welcome @grim edge

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[wispy spindle]

not a jump scare a jump funny

[scenic bramble]

Who's your favourite ytber?

[last verge]

someone recommend netflix shows for me to watch im bored out of my mind

[strange skiff]

you should watch his yt channel it's great lol

[lament jacinth]

ANITTA I TURN MY BACK FOR LITERALLY ONE SECOND AMD YOU SPAWN IN CHAT

[strange skiff]

try not to laugh always cheers me up

[grim edge]

Ik I just beated martin yesterday

[grim edge]

👍

[scenic bramble]

and*

[last verge]

actually have to finish my mvc hw first but need tv show recs

[grim edge]

you guys should watch “the chase” ELITE show

[wispy spindle]

ted kaczynski

[strange skiff]

I only know true crime sh*t

[lament jacinth]

HOW COULD YOU ANITTA

[grim edge]

Breaking bad

It took me 10 attemps but he blundrd mate

[strange skiff]

and I oop

[last verge]

why

[scenic bramble]

based

[strange skiff]

the industrial revolution and so on and so forth

[last verge]

my favorite comfort streamer

probably old enough

[wispy spindle]

he died yesterday 😭

[strange skiff]

WAIT NO WAY

BRUH

DID HE

[last verge]

i remember my girlfriend made me watch the first episode and there was something about a bathtub melting through the second floor i was so lost

[strange skiff]

AINT NO WAY

[scenic bramble]

ye

[last verge]

yeah he died

17 in a few months

im too old to not even be rated 200 yet

[strange skiff]

BRUH oh ma god you're right

[scenic bramble]

isn't he a bad guy? idk

[strange skiff]

can you not

[last verge]

yeah it was something like that

[grim edge]

He asked

[last verge]

i remember it was pretty gory and i wasnt paying attention so i was really lost

[latent pebble]

heya

[grim edge]

are we allowed to have 2 discord alts on the chess.com sevrver

[last verge]

they're making me find the gradient of functions at certain points now

[grim edge]

It gets better after he meets Gus

[uneven zephyr]

yo someone post this on another server

[strange skiff]

he sent mail bombs yeah. his story is a bit more complex than that. his Manifesto is like a symbol of anarcho-primitivism, he had some pretty valid critiques on industrial society. nutjob tho, of course, he bombed stuff.

[last verge]

inaccuracy

[scenic bramble]

cring

[grim edge]

alr bet chess 1v1

[uneven zephyr]

dont care

[scenic bramble]

same ~ stop sending this shit

[grim edge]

mma

[scenic bramble]

so why you were bothered about his death 💀

[grim edge]

Did you forget im in my final form

[last verge]

i meant to read the unabomber's manifesto a while ago

[boreal spade]

Shadow Wizard Money Gang

[uneven zephyr]

how does this shit bother you

[scenic bramble]

it's on MY phone

[uneven zephyr]

please give me some context before you spout out shit

like hush please

[grim edge]

Im gonna go super sayian on you

[last verge]

most civil chess.com general chat discussion

[strange skiff]

I studied political science and legal philosophy. His manifesto is a great piece of work in an of itself. I don't admire the man, but the philosophy of it is surprisingly well put.

[scenic bramble]

you're below 500

[strange skiff]

can you two chill out

[boreal spade]

how large is the contest

[sacred steeple]

Do that when you hit 2000 smh

[strange skiff]

can you two chill out too

[uneven zephyr]

ok???

[scenic bramble]

I see

[strange skiff]

go fight on dms

[last verge]

honestly i would say any reasonable entry fee is worth it for the experience and fun especially if its ur first tourney

[boreal spade]

oh what kind of contest

[uneven zephyr]

cool im "below 500" whatever

[last verge]

still

[uneven zephyr]

a

[boreal spade]

how much are you willing to bet you’ll win?

[strange skiff]

chess is a hard game, it's ok to be below 500. what's not ok is picking fights on a really cool server that can help you with chess if you give it a chance

[last verge]

find the directional derivative

[strange skiff]

so stop fighting kids, embrace the nerdiness

[wind basalt]

real

[strange skiff]

oh hell naw

[wraith snow]

Who is this

What is his name

[boreal spade]

exactly

[strange skiff]

yall acting like pre ks I gotta act like a pre k teacher

[uneven zephyr]

ogeku

[strange skiff]

goku

[last verge]

its on my hw rn its horrible

[scenic bramble]

I have chess.com cheats

[strange skiff]

?

wtf

[uneven zephyr]

HE CHEATS!!! MODS!!!!

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAN IMMEDIATELY

[last verge]

stockfish

[uneven zephyr]

leela

[strange skiff]

please don't post princess edits of the unabomber

[grim edge]

cookfish

[uneven zephyr]

EARAEPAE

[grim edge]

WAIT WHAT

[uneven zephyr]

!!!!EARRPE!!!! MODS

[grim edge]

THATS A BOMBER?

[strange skiff]

im in chat

[last verge]

i find it hard to believe that all of human innovation during the industrial revolution and the age of information has culminated in this sentence

[grim edge]

NAHH

[strange skiff]

@last verge

[scenic bramble]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[uneven zephyr]

WHOA RE YOU!!!!

[boreal spade]

that is the single most discord sentence i’ve seen

[grim edge]

unabomber really committed suicide on my birthday 😭

[strange skiff]

chesscom discord out of context

[last verge]

@last verge

[grim edge]

my fault

[sharp smelt]

i have been unlocked and locked the most times 😎

[strange skiff]

omg happy bday

[uneven zephyr]

[grim edge]

it was yesterday

[uneven zephyr]

its called "general" for a reason

[strange skiff]

no, there was a dude being locked and unlocked non stop by albert @sharp smelt for months

[wraith snow]

Cuz thats this generation

[strange skiff]

@uneven zephyr read the channel description

[last verge]

as opposed to serious pride flags?

[uneven zephyr]

if you want in-context just remove the blodoy channel and only keep chess-talk

[sharp smelt]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-18493351

Anitta ur gettin pretty old

[uneven zephyr]

then what the hell is the purpose of #💬〡chess-talk

theres two chess-talks!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

[strange skiff]

@grim edge you can't be prejudiced here, go spew hate somewhere else

[last verge]

1600-1799 😹😹😹

[strange skiff]

@uneven zephyr no, we can talk about other stuff here, just stay chill

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-stare-lmao-neutral-face-not-funny-gif-23051909

[boreal spade]

???

[grim edge]

I bet Anitta makes the best coffee. Like the coffee in the little cups and the hearts on top of the coffee

[uneven zephyr]

huh i wonder

[strange skiff]

try to

[grim edge]

game anyone

[scenic bramble]

but still lovely 💞

[boreal spade]

??? every other month ???

[strange skiff]

#1090368119081537737 @uneven zephyr

[last verge]

ah my favorite for dinner, word soup

[uneven zephyr]

dotnt think they are trying to keep this chess related but alrightg

[grim edge]

shut your stockfish

[mellow bobcat]

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[strange skiff]

I can't do the little heart thing, but I make like very very strong espresso

[mellow bobcat]

e

[last verge]

e

[strange skiff]

thanks for putting the table back youoyo

[boreal spade]

most sane chess player

[grim edge]

Why do they make month things bro. Why not support them every month??

[mellow bobcat]

e

[scenic bramble]

#how

[mellow bobcat]

e

[scenic bramble]

how

[mellow bobcat]

e

[boreal spade]

because the political is cringe

[last verge]

??? 😭

[grim edge]

Why black history month? Why can my history only be supported in 1 month? What about March? April? January?

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

Me?

[scenic bramble]

##e

[grim edge]

literally based

[boreal spade]

LMFAOOOOO

[mellow bobcat]

no u

[boreal spade]

GOTTEM

[wind basalt]

[scenic bramble]

####e

[strange skiff]

no the dude making paragraphs about gay people being degens or smth

[grim edge]

Oh

[scenic bramble]

no working

[grim edge]

anitta if you ever go offline can i post the unabomber princess gif 🥺

[last verge]

caro-kann > french

[boreal spade]

isn’t the french defense resigning

[grim edge]

Like idk why they concentrate all the blm love to 1 month. So then when it happens it’s just overwhelming. Why not just support people every month???

[wind basalt]

[sharp smelt]

game 5

[strange skiff]

not here no you can't pls sorry || but it is kinda funny I even favorited it ||

[last verge]

yes

i think it means game in 5, delay 0

[mellow bobcat]

person under me gets big

[last verge]

so 5 minute clock and 0 second delay

[boreal spade]

oh wow

[scenic bramble]

bhh

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna hear me play pian o

[boreal spade]

what’s that mean

[mellow bobcat]

so 5 minute clock and 0 second delay

[grim edge]

@boreal spade we love casting spells

[scenic bramble]

howww

[mellow bobcat]

nitro thing

[grim edge]

this is one of the only servers im not timed out in that i have gif perms 😭

[scenic bramble]

L found it

[strange skiff]

pls behave

[mellow bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-piggy-piggy-roblox-mr-p-gif-20306947

[strange skiff]

not connected

rip

[scenic bramble]

L

[grim edge]

Anitta wanna hear me play piano in vc

[grim edge]

i got timed out in a server for wanting a spongebob hostage game, i think that was behaving

[strange skiff]

I have a bunch of sounds downloaded to add to soundboard eventually

I can't rn nons sorry @grim edge

[grim edge]

Okay

[boreal spade]

embed failure!!!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!

[grim edge]

Well I’ll be in study lounge 2

[strange skiff]

if you want to record it and send it in #🎨〡art-submissions that'd be cool !!

[humble jewel]

anitta can you answer my dm pls

[strange skiff]

I used to play the piano

[grim edge]

If anyone wanna hear some noob piano

[scenic bramble]

add the chess edit too, if possible

[grim edge]

I’ve only played for some months

[strange skiff]

sry I take a while getting to people there, I have a lot of them

[humble jewel]

k

[grim edge]

add magnus carlsen rap to soundboard

as a fetus i am incapable of speaking

@boreal spade why you leave

[sharp smelt]

@last verge where ur 40

[grim edge]

I was boutta play something for u

[boreal spade]

internet did a funny

[grim edge]

van opening: candy gambit

[scenic bramble]

Buy guys # 😘

[grim edge]

buying anybody is illegal i think

Bro why you buying guys

wasnt slavery abolished

[scenic bramble]

Bye guys

😘

[grim edge]

Bro what are you saying @boreal spade

[grim edge]

i said im not buying guys

I didnt mean to offend anyone

Wdym

[last verge]

no its not

[last verge]

nowhere to be seen

[sullen marlin]

Ahh, knight jumps queen!
My greatest work.

[mellow bobcat]

stfu homless child

[restive storm]

I don't have 40 yet lol

[mellow bobcat]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chief-keef-chiefkeef-glogang-gif-20397368

WHy people so toxic today

[last verge]

im gonna make an attempt on 40 rn since im bored

have to turn off piece animatins

[sullen marlin]

I do love good slapstick comedy among fellow ruffians.

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/671450116942462978/1116459035944812665/86219B24-8C3D-42CD-AB3F-71A367071A9A.gif

[sullen marlin]

[last verge]

jesus

[sacred steeple]

😭

[sullen marlin]

When in doubt, flip the board and beat up your opponent.
Nobody expects that to happen.

[grim edge]

Anyone below 1000 thats wants to play

I cant beat 1000+

elo

[sacred steeple]

Not very sigma male of u

[grim edge]

Oof

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-26412022

[elfin pebble]

only way to get better is to play againt one lol

[grim edge]

My name is proven by patrick bateman himslef

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/lakaka-lakaka-meme-lukaku-chelsea-lukaku-chelsea-gif-23708248

[wraith snow]

wanna play me

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-png-speech-bubble-gif-26086226

[wraith snow]

im a noob

[grim edge]

Bro didn't even have to go near the kid, his immense power made him fall over.

[elfin pebble]

what are your guys elos

[sullen marlin]

Blessed time

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/483596049508859917/1081195666711261304/typing_bean.gif

[sullen marlin]

Saved

[elfin pebble]

what a gm!

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-gif-20042166

[wraith snow]

Hes wants to vs me

his name lol

[grim edge]

Man you will destroy me

[elfin pebble]

i know i was curious what your guys elo are tho 🥱

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cooking-steaming-steamed-hams-kitten-gif-18078416

mine or hiss

steamed ham

[grim edge]

You want to know @wraith snow elo?

[glacial briar]

mine is -2

[grim edge]

if this knight was never born this woulda been brilliant for sure

[tropic pawn]

give me trustttt

[sharp smelt]

lmao im so out of pratice only got 35

[grim edge]

Noob guy will beat me hess 1400 elo

he will destroy me

Wanna play a game @grim edge

sure send gam link

i dont have account yet

i play as geuss

bullet

Ok

[mellow bobcat]

i have 10000+ elo

[grim edge]

what did i say

https://play.chess.com/irM8t @grim edge

attack rook, if takes, bishop pins king and queen

[grim edge]

It dosnt let me play

Idk y

[normal hatch]

play one

[grim edge]

Just leave it then

[grim edge]

is e4 mate in 33?

[tepid panther]

@grim edge Victoria Pedretti was like my first celeb crush

[warped vigil]

do some puzzles and you'll feel better

[normal hatch]

triangle goated ong

[wraith snow]

Can i vs u

[tropic pawn]

lichess is great lol

[wraith snow]

blitz

[mellow bobcat]

depends

[warped vigil]

lichess really doesn't suck... their puzzles are great

[grim edge]

Send link

[tropic pawn]

better right click system

[grim edge]

@wraith snow

[torpid sandal]

does anybody wanna play a game

[wraith snow]

yes

[grim edge]

Send link

[tropic pawn]

elo?

[warped vigil]

which tournament>

[tepid panther]

What type of guitars?

[torpid sandal]

900 :(

[wraith snow]

u can

[tropic pawn]

mine is 300 wtf

[wraith snow]

if you want

[grim edge]

My links don't work I dunno why

[torpid sandal]

your profile says 500-999

[wraith snow]

https://play.chess.com/CgEZ7

[tropic pawn]

i switched my account since i removed the email of account that i connected to my discord, and that account was new so it had like a 700 elo thats why that occur

[torpid sandal]

ok, do you want to play

[tropic pawn]

no

im 300 elo

[torpid sandal]

so we have a 200 elo difference

[mellow bobcat]

check in 2 from start is possible

hint: white has to use kings pawn

[tropic pawn]

arent you 900

[grim edge]

i love her

[torpid sandal]

yea and you just said you’re 700

[wraith snow]

I felt bad

[tropic pawn]

im not wtf

i said the account i connected my discord account is new so it started with 700 elo im not 700 elo

[warped vigil]

hahahahahahahahaha

[torpid sandal]

oh i see i didn’t understand the first time, but do you still want to play with balanced odds

[tropic pawn]

ok

[grim edge]

elo doesnt matter

[tropic pawn]

https://lichess.org/kGmVjQNx

[sacred steeple]

Bro thinks he’s prince of darkness

[tropic pawn]

it does

[torpid sandal]

lol

[deep light]

lol

[warped vigil]

hey all how do I get better at chess?

i suck

[deep light]

elo?

[torpid sandal]

i can’t open lichess for some reason

can you do chess.com

[sharp smelt]

just get better

[tropic pawn]

who am i playing with then

[torpid sandal]

some guy in chat

[warped vigil]

2k

[warped vigil]

how?

[deep light]

can i play u on chess.com

[warped vigil]

no am watching a show now

[sharp smelt]

play more

[torpid sandal]

puzzles, learning openings, practicing

[deep light]

also u dont suck ur better than me..

[warped vigil]

does bullet help?

[deep light]

not rlly

[torpid sandal]

longer games

[warped vigil]

we all suck. GMs don't suck

[fickle rampart]

Yea

[warped vigil]

ok my next study session is all bullet

[humble jewel]

https://play.chess.com/1EEFG

[deep light]

brv im like 750 elo 😦

[deep light]

lol

[warped vigil]

do we really want to know that

[humble jewel]

who is urdadeatsmilk

[tropic pawn]

see, elo matters

[deep light]

me

[pulsar kettle]

chadtivities

[fickle rampart]

Did you hold hands

[grim edge]

Who supports Comecon?

WHo was the lichess guy

[tropic pawn]

me

[grim edge]

Gg then

[warped vigil]

yall should do puzzles

[grim edge]

Im 800 did i play well?

[pulsar kettle]

absolute winner

mr piss

[grim edge]

Im 800 that what i think i am

[tropic pawn]

puzzles dont help any single game possible

[grim edge]

elo

[sharp smelt]

no it doesnt

[torpid sandal]

that’s incorrect

[tropic pawn]

that's correct

[torpid sandal]

they regularize your scanning for patterns and tactics, and they enhance your calculation in real games

[tropic pawn]

no

i never got in a sutiation i saw in puzzles

[torpid sandal]

you apply the tactics that are in puzzles, that’s why so many ppl do then

[sharp smelt]

i think just bad

[tropic pawn]

so many ppl are dumb

[torpid sandal]

what about gms

they know what they’re doing when it comes to chess

[last verge]

alright i hate puzzle rush

never doing that shit again

[sharp smelt]

🤡

what u get

[last verge]

couldnt break 33

but ive been playing shit all day today

i got 3 hours of sleep because i had to be up at 5 for some bum ass swim meet

[latent pebble]

womp womp

[sharp smelt]

lmao

you should pb me 😈

[last verge]

a true gentleman

[last verge]

maybe when i actually have a reasonable amount of rest

[tepid panther]

She's awesome

[restive storm]

you should have slept earlier
not enough sleep worsens your reaction time

[knotty egret]

im like 6 digit hours in sleep debt