💬〡general-off-topic

[mystic stream]

Take a joke

[bright glade]

you're not fooling anyone

[bright glade]

a joke has to be funny not just a false statement

[mystic stream]

Fine :(

[nimble niche]

I identify as depth 800 stockfish

[bright glade]

cope, he/him

[grim edge]

GM Glizzy Master

[bright glade]

yes

[mystic stream]

🥱

[nimble niche]

How do I reach 2100 bullet on phone?

[mystic stream]

?

[nimble niche]

I already did it once but didn't stay there for more than 15 minutes

[mystic stream]

By playing like u usually would

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

This is the Chess.com profile of 1cbb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2213 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2155 (2186 peak)
Bullet: 2079 (2147 peak)

[mystic stream]

Is that u

[empty plume]

sacrifice the rook

[nimble niche]

That bullet rating looks ugly ngl

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

This is the Chess.com profile of catlivesmatter. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2000 (1786 peak)
Blitz: 2338 (2485 peak)
Bullet: 2500 (2511 peak)

[mystic stream]

Bruh

[grim edge]

Crazy

[mystic stream]

Since when was I 2300 in blitz

*2400

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Zombieslayer (zombieslayer87)

This is the Chess.com profile of zombieslayer87. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Zombieslayer (zombieslayer87)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 961 (1391 peak)
Blitz: 458 (458 peak)
Bullet: 368 (454 peak)

[nimble niche]

<2100 bullet rating doesn't look good

[dark magnet]

i dont know why it says i was 1391

[bright glade]

yeah that 20 digit really annoys me

[bright glade]

you won a few games on creation of account, and it settled there

[dark magnet]

oh

[fast kiln]

peee

[dark magnet]

yeah i dropped down to 500 right after

[grim edge]

cheese

[fast kiln]

yeahh,,,..

man I’m tiredddddddd

[grim edge]

its 4 am here

[vague depot]

go to sleep zax....

[nimble niche]

If I play more, I'm worried that I'll drop below lasagna

[grim edge]

I like the new pfp

[vague depot]

thank you!

[nimble niche]

I'm 2200 bullet on lichess

[bright glade]

that would be terrible

[vague depot]

[nimble niche]

I'm 2204 bullet lc

[fathom herald]

i’m 3250 on cc can someone coach me

@analog pollen

[grim edge]

Most normal black clover enjoyer

[nimble niche]

Should I go for 2100 now?

[fathom herald]

😹😹

[bright glade]

if you're not at risk of dropping before lasagna sure

[nimble niche]

I am at risk of dropping below lasagna

That's why I've been playing bullet exclusively on lc

[dark magnet]

can anyone review this? - https://www.chess.com/game/live/80187658745

[worn ice]

zombieslayer87 (968) vs. avazbekama (913)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. d3 Bg7 5. Ng5 Nh6 6. c3 O-O 7. Be3 a6 8. O-O b5 9. Bb3 d6 10. d4 exd4 11. cxd4 Ne7 12. Nf3 Ng4 13. Bg5 d5 14. Bxe7 Qd6 15. Bxd6 

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[old brook]

lol

[empty plume]

blud is rude for no reason

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo reply

[old brook]

idk how to play chess

[jaunty kindle]

Yes

[grim edge]

venti is dope

[old brook]

indeed

[grim edge]

batman style enterence

[jaunty kindle]

[old brook]

how to move pawn ??

[grave wasp]

Hi

[grim edge]

1.Z10

[grave wasp]

Bye

[jaunty kindle]

Click

[grim edge]

skull

[old brook]

no mouse

[unreal cosmos]

tap

[grim edge]

[jaunty kindle]

It means you come from africa europe

[grim edge]

@restive storm STOP SKULL

[restive storm]

Lol

[grim edge]

Only i skull lmao

[old brook]

[jaunty kindle]

I just guessed lol

[grim edge]

[old brook]

[nimble niche]

I think it means losing to 13th place on the standings with the black pieces

yeah maybe forfeit

maybe 13th place's phone went off

[grim edge]

This is what chessly does to you

I ended up winning

[restive storm]

You haven't used any emojis from the anime so I'm just skulling your other messages

[steep viper]

I need 11 elo to get 1500

Why was 1400 easier than 1300

[jaunty kindle]

Proud

[grim edge]

It doesnt lmao

[slow knot]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO (BE A BIG SHOT)

[grim edge]

Im extremely good at vienna just with a bit of doing the e4 course

[restive storm]

Chessify

[grim edge]

Well I wouldnt say im that good

[slow knot]

chessly is hot

and good

[grim edge]

chessly is just expensive

if u can afford it its good

[nimble niche]

chessly does suck

[slow knot]

yeah as someone who cant afford it its good

just use lichess tho

and free lessons

[restive storm]

I haven't used chessly so I'm a reliable source by saying it's bad

[empty plume]

theres

[grim edge]

What I really like about chessly is how well it helps you focus and learn

[empty plume]

it

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[restive storm]

If it works for you then ok

[timber moat]

average Fällare speaking every 3-5 business days

[restive storm]

Ok

[timber moat]

Yes

[slow knot]

im 2000000000000000 elo thank you very much

[grim edge]

im rated 9578 in rapid

[fathom herald]

i’m bronze 3 in chess

[timber moat]

I’m rated stupid in life

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

im rated hot in life

[restive storm]

I'm rated 2380 in lichess bullet

[grim edge]

im rated a 10/10 in life

[empty plume]

li

[heavy current]

dumb question. How do i disconnect my discord from my chess.com account i deleted after a rage quit lmao

[jaunty kindle]

Lichess bullet. Pfft

[restive storm]

Lol

[glossy radish]

meow

[grim edge]

Im rated 1 in lichess

[restive storm]

Hi v'

[boreal spade]

holy cow

[glossy radish]

hmm?

[boreal spade]

i did it guys i beat chess

[jaunty kindle]

Im rated 599 on lichess. Now beat that

[grim edge]

Hello

[grim edge]

im rated 2036 in lichess

[boreal spade]

excuse me @restive storm why is my en passant checkmate a blunder????

[slow knot]

im rated 2.62 billion in lichess

[jaunty kindle]

Very big

[opaque apex]

you missed long castle checkmate

[boreal spade]

i’m rated -65536 on lichess (integer overflow)

[grim edge]

August 12 2036

[boreal spade]

brother where

[opaque apex]

idk I made it up

[grim edge]

Magnus carlsen had flashbacks

[jaunty kindle]

Its 65536

[boreal spade]

oops

[jaunty kindle]

2^16

[boreal spade]

ik ik

[jaunty kindle]

[empty plume]

12

[boreal spade]

i misclicked

[boreal spade]

whar??????

[empty plume]

32

[jaunty kindle]

3

[boreal spade]

4

[jaunty kindle]

1

[empty plume]

i could teach you a thing or 3 buddy

[boreal spade]

63474744755858447558588585686696966696969583727238599697070698372272

[nimble niche]

I was losing against a 2100 and somehow I won with a cheap trick

[restive storm]

65536 sharpness diamond sword

[glossy radish]

._.

[nimble niche]

2100s still fall for cheap tricks

[jaunty kindle]

PI

[boreal spade]

ok 165.686.220.37.32

[empty plume]

12

[boreal spade]

3.1415926535897932384626 and that’s all i know from memory

[nimble niche]

I just found another brilliant move that's actually just theory

[boreal spade]

w

[empty plume]

all that pi and yet under 1000 elo

[jaunty kindle]

10^(10(10(10(10(10)))))

[jaunty kindle]

Still sitting below 2200?

[glossy radish]

@grim edge wake up

[lament jacinth]

Wake up

[glossy radish]

LIYA

[lament jacinth]

Ita all a dream

Nome of us existed

[warm drum]

This website is so cool

[slow knot]

whats it even do

[fathom rain]

rated 2 in lichess

[mystic stream]

Lmao

[fathom rain]

2 elo.

[lament jacinth]

VVVVV

[dawn spruce]

Why is it every server I speak in I somehow get banned or perm muted

[glossy radish]

LIYA

[boreal spade]

L

[lament jacinth]

VVVVVV

[glossy radish]

maybe learn to read #〘📝〙rules

[dawn spruce]

I’m not on about this server

[glossy radish]

that applies to every server

[mystic stream]

A

[dawn spruce]

Also I don’t break any infact I barely speak in half teh ones I’m banned in

Which is weird

Swear they find any reason to mute people

[nimble niche]

First time seeing a danny face

[empty plume]

i could beat a 2400 any day of the week

[dawn spruce]

What does that mean

[glossy radish]

super low accuracy

[dawn spruce]

Also pls don’t play that trash opening in your username

[mystic stream]

Proof

[empty plume]

give me a 2400

[fickle sapphire]

yo someone should post this in another server

[dawn spruce]

Here’s your proof!

[mystic stream]

Nah bro wat is that

[nimble niche]

I do play that

[empty plume]

zamn zro zaat zas zit

[jaunty kindle]

Hahahaha

[dawn spruce]

My brilliant king walk xheckmate

[fickle sapphire]

King Charles

[dawn spruce]

Accurate details

[mystic stream]

I could beat a GM any day of the week

[dawn spruce]

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[empty plume]

come

[primal shore]

I just lost such much bullet ratting cuz lichess doesn't like my Internet

[feral wing]

Is it real?

[dawn spruce]

[primal shore]

Thank god its lichess and idc about my rating

[jaunty kindle]

Nope. You are out of range

[mystic stream]

Fr idc about lichess rating

[primal shore]

Alright I'm leaving

[mystic stream]

So I'm only like 2600

[grim edge]

its fliping almost 5 am gn chat

[fickle sapphire]

Looks to be very well edited. I see a few mistakes within their editing

[empty plume]

garbo

[dawn spruce]

Lichess GM = 200 Elo chess.com

[empty plume]

my peak

[mystic stream]

Fr

[primal shore]

no

[last verge]

bro is an NM

[feral wing]

Oh okay

[jaunty kindle]

[primal shore]

I'm going to bed

[pulsar kettle]

Even tuesday?

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone

[dawn spruce]

Not yet

[mystic stream]

Oh shoot not tuesday

[fickle sapphire]

Color is off, and pixels arent lining u0

[opaque apex]

good night

[pulsar kettle]

reasonable

[opaque apex]

about to become little tiny person in your walls

[empty plume]

all bark no bite

[jaunty kindle]

Now I feel offended. I will call the mods

[fathom rain]

GOOD MOVIE

[dawn spruce]

200elo player

[pulsar kettle]

Few know this

[jaunty kindle]

Hahaha. Yes you bark at your opponents

[last verge]

sounds familiar

[empty plume]

nice deflecting

[empty plume]

but it dont matter

[jaunty kindle]

Nice rating

[pulsar kettle]

Adoption match?

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/671450116942462978/1116459035944812665/86219B24-8C3D-42CD-AB3F-71A367071A9A.gif

[dawn spruce]

No you need 200elo for lichess gm

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-25975038

[last verge]

i hung a queen in a rapid game with 4 minutes on the clock

[dawn spruce]

August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1100176929161748544/1115223282065616906/1105954941329215488.gif

[dawn spruce]

This:

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-gif-20042166

[last verge]

unfortunately i cant play rn anyways i have to be up at 5am for this bum ass swim meet

[dawn spruce]

Lad it’s 3:36am

[last verge]

10:37 pm where im at

[dawn spruce]

Lucky

[mystic stream]

Its 4:20 pm

[dawn spruce]

I’m dying from jeatstoke and I can’t sleep

[last verge]

bro thinks he can be an NM and get away with it

[mystic stream]

Huh

[dawn spruce]

Haha arsenal noob 🗣🗣🗣

[boreal spade]

w

[hexed panther]

:

[high gazelle]

What do I do when playing the Catalan and I go D4 and they go E5

[last verge]

what the englund??

white is just better its freelo

[limber onyx]

anyone wanna play chess

am so lonely

[high gazelle]

Why are we skull emoji ing I’m confused

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-25975038

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cooking-steaming-steamed-hams-kitten-gif-18078416

[nimble niche]

I play the englund and I can confirm that white players don't know how to play it

[high gazelle]

So can anyone help

[nimble niche]

Englund is a free win for white though

[high gazelle]

How

[nimble niche]

Only if you know what you're doing

[high gazelle]

Can u show me in a game rq

[nimble niche]

I don't play d4

But I play englund against d4 so I know how to play against Englund

[high gazelle]

I play D4

Catalan and queens gambit

[narrow orchid]

i should play englund then

[nimble niche]

which englund line are you having trouble with?

[bright glade]

credits: @bright glade

[high gazelle]

When I go D4 and they go E5 I have no clue what to do

Like none

[nimble niche]

d4 e5 dxe5 Nc6 Nf3 Qe7 Bg5 Qb4 Bd2 Qxb2 Nc3 Bb4 Rb1, white is completely winning

[bright glade]

duck is super fast in bullet, he got 36 score in vision but he wont play as good moves as you

38*

[nimble niche]

there is a line where black sacs the queen on c3 though, but if you know what you're doing, you won't lose

if 2... d6, then Nf3 Nc6 Bg5 f6 exf6 Nxf6 Nc3 h6 Bxf6

[bright glade]

duck is fast thats basically his only positive

[nimble niche]

Bxf6 is critical to not give any counterplay

[ebon bronze]

why vc locked>#

[bright glade]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @ebon bronze, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[spiral temple]

damn, been a long time since I saw those two exclamation marks

I ended up up a pawn from the attack, and that pawn passed and promoted to win

[bright glade]

bro hikarus thumbnails are just so fun

[bright glade]

normal people can promote a pawn to 4 pieces but you built different

[restive storm]

I don't like hikaru

personally

[bright glade]

why

[high gazelle]

I see

Thanks

[spiral temple]

fr, I have a secret 5th option that just instantly ends the game

[restive storm]

it's personality

[narrow orchid]

the move thing

on vision is hella fun

https://www.chess.com/vision select moves

[bright glade]

i suck at it so im not gonna

[high gazelle]

And he promotes to a PAWNN

[restive storm]

also a lot of hikaru fans are toxic

[bright glade]

he was still super fast in the bullet match i played him in, he somehow managed to adopt me when i was supposed to adopt him 🗿

[raven dock]

hey guys

[bright glade]

and i was 1900 bullet at that time, which isnt that amazing but it happened

the match was like 14-2 or 14-4

[full glen]

i think i am pretty good at singing

[narrow orchid]

i adopted chacha

[bright glade]

idk like 1700-1800

[narrow orchid]

with bongcloud

[bright glade]

you should play him

[narrow orchid]

when he was 50 elo above me

[raven dock]

well now, Hikaru isnt too toxic now compared to his previous videos and streams

[bright glade]

i dont think he plays bullet alot

[nimble niche]

Why are chess.com variants unmoderated? I just played another cheater

[bright glade]

so

[full glen]

@narrow orchid

[narrow orchid]

i literally cannot

[raven dock]

in which variant

[bright glade]

but he's fast cuz he has a touchscreen pc or smth

[nimble niche]

Atomic

[restive storm]

thats true and I dislike hikaru a lot less than before, now I still don't like him but I don't hate him
it's his fans that are toxic though, a lot of them are probably children

[bright glade]

2+0 you crush him cuz he cant 100% rely on time

[nimble niche]

Lc is definitely better than cc for variants

[narrow orchid]

i agree

[raven dock]

... how can someone cheat in atomic. and you should be able win if even there was a cheater atomic isnt that hard

[narrow orchid]

ill take this statement even without the last 2 words

[bright glade]

there are engines

[opaque apex]

it's still chess... you can use an engine

[bright glade]

and atomic is pretty hard

[narrow orchid]

thats still not allowed

[nimble niche]

1. Atomic is very hard
2. Lichess has a stockfish engine for different variants

[bright glade]

i dont think he meant to tell the guy to cheat lmao

[raven dock]

yes true, if you have played atomic, and you knwo what you are doing then sure

[bright glade]

he said that its possible to cheat

[opaque apex]

I know, but it doesn't stop people from cheating in normal chess

[narrow orchid]

what else would he mean

[raven dock]

no 💀

[restive storm]

they're always like so dramatic with their messages when hikaru loses or wins lol

[grim edge]

Hikaru Macaroni

[opaque apex]

I mean that it is in fact possible to do so

[bright glade]

"how can someone cheat in atomic" - hamza
"just use an engine" -

[nimble niche]

Not even the top atomic players find it easy to beat cheaters

[narrow orchid]

not anymore

[opaque apex]

but can't you just win? What's the problem

[nimble niche]

The top atomic players are capable of beating cheaters but it's hard

[bright glade]

i watched it once for that mittens vs agent match

[raven dock]

in atomic chess not in real chess

[narrow orchid]

engines ruined chess

[nimble niche]

I'm nowhere near being a top atomic player

[jaunty kindle]

Yes. Online chess

[opaque apex]

weren't they asking about atomic

[narrow orchid]

otb too

[raven dock]

well then ig i played some toddlers in atomic

[raven dock]

yes,

[opaque apex]

yeah they were asking if you wanted to play atomic against them

[nimble niche]

Most people on chess.com aren't good at atomic, the good atomic players are mostly on lichess

[viscid jacinth]

Hi

[mystic stream]

guys EG is playing rn

[nimble niche]

Atomic is definitely not easy

[mystic stream]

is it though

[bright glade]

yeah i dont think any variant is easy unless its just a clear advantage

[opaque apex]

Horde chess

[narrow orchid]

atomic is fun

[upbeat viper]

hey chat

[nimble niche]

Go on lichess, play stockfish in atomic and you tell me

[narrow orchid]

Nf3 e5 is a fun line

[bright glade]

go away bast

[upbeat viper]

D:

[narrow orchid]

bro its 5am u should sleep

[bright glade]

[upbeat viper]

I woke up at 3

it's fine dw

[narrow orchid]

gn bast

[upbeat viper]

🤡

[narrow orchid]

go sleepy

[mystic stream]

im not playing stockfish

[nimble niche]

Atomic is highly theoretical but not as theoretical as antichess

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/671450116942462978/1116459035944812665/86219B24-8C3D-42CD-AB3F-71A367071A9A.gif

[nimble niche]

Antichess is another species of chess

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/big-buger-eat-the-rock-gif-24556554

[narrow orchid]

i beat i could beat stockfish in a -4.5 position as white

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-fika-fika-time-fika-h3-love-h3podcast-gif-26206315

[nimble niche]

To beat stockfish in atomic, you have to play white and you have to be really good

Beating sf in atomic with black is basically impossible

[grim edge]

cook the goddamn fish

why are people losing to a fish

[restive storm]

I can't believe I sent a video with a guy saying "what the hell" and you responded "I respect your opinion"

[bright glade]

i wonder if a player knows how to win anti chess every time

[grim edge]

just cook it and eat it

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dox-doxx-i-really-respect-your-opinion-one-small-issue-ip-gif-25805728

[high gazelle]

Me vs stock fish 🎣 🍣

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/875323126819467264/904834380197941248/excited.gif

[narrow orchid]

bast

how is u doin ma boi

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/spc-shark-punching-center-scp-gif-17988576

[restive storm]

is that guy a chess player

[grim edge]

censored swear you albert

[upbeat viper]

I'm tired

yesterday I played against some 2000 fide

[narrow orchid]

2/3 of an egg

[full glen]

not an issue if it was public anyway 😎

[upbeat viper]

it was for a festival

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-25975038

[upbeat viper]

today Imma lurk in my local club

oh btw

look

[full glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1116960378547601439/spongedance-4.gif

[scenic bramble]

Me

[worn stratus]

tf

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/how-gif-26437166

[restive storm]

are you playing in the same tournament as him

[restive storm]

what
that's a line

[upbeat viper]

have you ever faced this with black

[restive storm]

does he know who you are

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-rust-gif-26380147

[worn stratus]

how is that a line

[upbeat viper]

this is a fully toxic line for blitz

[scenic bramble]

btw how can we play against chess engines on Chess.com?
like AlphaZero or Stockfish

[restive storm]

you're seeing it with your own eyes

[upbeat viper]

cancerous

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/slimeline-slime-river-slime-gif-26567855

[upbeat viper]

Nd6 smh

[restive storm]

nice
do you know his chess.com main account

[upbeat viper]

only move, ugly

[worn stratus]

good point

[narrow orchid]

its 5am

should i sleep

[mild apex]

Oh tis line

[narrow orchid]

its 5am

[upbeat viper]

can you give me the line for the rook sacrifice

I forgot it

[still apex]

No

Go all the way till morning

[upbeat viper]

the girl gave it but I can't find how it's supposed to happen

[restive storm]

what

[upbeat viper]

meh whatever

[bright glade]

its easy to find

[upbeat viper]

I'll probably find that girl at the club

I'll ask her to show me again

[restive storm]

do you know it

[upbeat viper]

:')

[mild apex]

Interesting

[bright glade]

i can find it in a minute but ive seen it

[upbeat viper]

oh no she's isn't at that club

smh

I forgot that detail

[restive storm]

I played against his main account in a blitz game and I lost lol

I didn't even know it was it was a random matchmaking game

[bright glade]

f

[upbeat viper]

no but like at some point black can allow a Cxc7+

what's the line for that

well it's the first time ever someone plays this line

smh

[restive storm]

we were both on a tilt when we played each other

[nimble niche]

What should I write about next for a chess.com blog?

[upbeat viper]

[split geyser]

Mmm

[upbeat viper]

ik

it's fine to lose

yesterday I was so tired I threw 2 games in less than 10 moves

giving away a queen and a simple mate

it was 4pm

too late

[worn ice]

ZhaTwoBisshups (1863) vs. Defaultedwastaken (1833)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bc4 Nxe4 4. Qh5 Nd6 5. Bb3 Nc6 6. Nb5 g6 7. Qf3 f5 8. Qd5 Ne7 

[upbeat viper]

lez see

100% from white

damn

[full glen]

L

[upbeat viper]

aaaah

Nb5

[split geyser]

Bro wtf 😭😭😭

[upbeat viper]

(se réveiller à minuit c'est pas bon pour jouer)

[split geyser]

I scholar mated someone yesterday

[upbeat viper]

kek

[split geyser]

Cesque….

[upbeat viper]

I'm happy that you suffered as much as I did

, but I didn't reach that point anyway

I blundered early as I was just tired

didn't play Nd6

yeah

which is dumb ikik

nah

I'm not that dumb

I just gave my knight

but it was obviously over

anyway

[split geyser]

I just sac my queen and they take I take back with bishop and mate

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[upbeat viper]

that line sounds awesome in blitz

exactly

very happy to know that shit for later

[narrow orchid]

gn people

[upbeat viper]

gn Ro

[narrow orchid]

5:22 am sleepy time

[split geyser]

Sorry I didn’t feel like readin just saw the @ I live in the us

[dense plume]

bro rosimo's bio

[obtuse harbor]

!eng

[full glen]

the music i am listening to is soooo soothing

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

there are brackets

you can't see it

[grim edge]

tf thats my time

[obtuse harbor]

oh, must be out of scope for me then

[vast sierra]

no way

[grim edge]

truely sleepy time

idk why im playing chess at 5 am

[split geyser]

It’s 10 pm here so y’all got it

[dense plume]

bro zax are you on an alt

[vast sierra]

how are you 1440 and blunder that

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombie-gif-23790086

[dense plume]

his pfp says 1800 to 1900

[fickle rampart]

Hello noobs

[grim edge]

Rapid

[dense plume]

thats what i thought

[grim edge]

thats blitz

gotta give me time i only been playing 5 months my man

[dense plume]

bro

1800 in 5 months

[grim edge]

catching up in blitz currently

[grim edge]

trying to reach 2k soon

[fickle rampart]

They’re just doing some speedrunning

[dense plume]

how did you get friend of the server role

[upbeat viper]

Because he's friendly

🦆

[grim edge]

[dense plume]

sorry didn't understand that

[grim edge]

its almost 6 am gn chat

[restive storm]

imagine getting fots couldn't be me

[dense plume]

Bastoura can i be your friend

lol

[mild apex]

Am i frinedly bastu?

[restive storm]

no u-words

[mild apex]

Umbrellas

[restive storm]

that's not the one I'm talking about

[mild apex]

Ye ok

[restive storm]

ok

[mild apex]

U sure u cant say it

[restive storm]

don't say the u-words

[mild apex]

Cus i think i said it once back then

[upbeat viper]

you're a cat

cats aren't friendly

[dense plume]

nooo

[mild apex]

Im sed

[dense plume]

i promise im friendly

[upbeat viper]

ok

[mild apex]

But i can be cute :D

[weary gulch]

soemone want to play chess

[full glen]

THERES A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[dense plume]

vc?

[zinc hollow]

Hey can I send a picture of my game review I have a question

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/eI1VrDLal0C.gif

[mild apex]

Me when i broke up and still have to play otb

[dense plume]

as an indian, I'm scared

[hidden tendon]

Someone play me now

[dense plume]

bro what's up with all the cats

[lucid minnow]

I am interested in joining

[full glen]

LITERALLY EVERYONE LMAO

"I wIn i wiN" yeah shut up

[zinc hollow]

I made 5 great moves and got 250 as rating ??? And is this bot high??

[magic sparrow]

could anyone please help me do some puzzles?

[magic sparrow]

LMAOOOO

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge show me your theory

[hidden tendon]

Someone play me

[mild apex]

Your elo rating is quite low so

[zinc hollow]

i was black

[dense plume]

bot's high for sure

[zinc hollow]

Im 290

[upbeat viper]

pedagogic games

[zinc hollow]

I'm a 290 elo guy

[mild apex]

Tru enough

[zinc hollow]

I'm a nub ik

[hidden tendon]

Who wants to play?

[dense plume]

sure

[upbeat viper]

D:

[lucid minnow]

We Indians rule this server
~NK

[dense plume]

ok

[zinc hollow]

Ayyyy

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge play me

[upbeat viper]

wdym too painful

[mild apex]

Bast is only server mod online?

[upbeat viper]

ig so

[magic sparrow]

can anyone help me with puzzles?
I am in vc

[upbeat viper]

[mild apex]

Agreable

[magic sparrow]

hey can you do puzzles with me again?

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

idk

[dense plume]

uuuh

[grim edge]

Since when did Scipio have a cult

[upbeat viper]

I'm hungry

[hidden tendon]

Someone play me

[dense plume]

OK

[upbeat viper]

forever

[mild apex]

Hewo hungry, im cat

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge play me then

[mild apex]

Wat time is it for u?

[hidden tendon]

I need more time bro

[zinc hollow]

Can anyone tell why the bot preferred Qh5# instead of Qh6#

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge I joined

[dense plume]

it probably doesn't

[upbeat viper]

5am

[zinc hollow]

so the bot is high?

[dense plume]

yea

[zinc hollow]

lol

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge you send invite then don’t join?

[mild apex]

Bro, continue sleeping, then the hunger will be gone

[zinc hollow]

Btw this is the first game in which I made 5 great moves

[hidden tendon]

@zinc hollow play me

[lucid minnow]

@pine bison hehe

[zinc hollow]

@hidden tendon k add me

NotWs123

[hidden tendon]

@zinc hollow ok

[dense plume]

anyone join the vc

[zinc hollow]

You would probably destroy me cus I'm 290+ elo

[glossy radish]

oh. fathers day

thats nice (:

[lucid minnow]

u scared I thought I forgot to wish my father today

father's day is on 18th

right ?

[upbeat viper]

why blitz btw @grim edge

well nah

yeah don't blitz

xD

Imma look at this line

I gotta learn my new scotch gambit répertoire

:')

hm ?

for what ?

[lament jacinth]

I still don't know what a bastoura us

[upbeat viper]

yeah not as big as the grünfeld one

[lucid minnow]

is it ok to open it.................

[lament jacinth]

All I know is french

[upbeat viper]

only 1359 lines

ez

[upbeat viper]

it's just a pgn yep

[lucid minnow]

It feels like I am watching beluga video

[lament jacinth]

but

[upbeat viper]

wait

[lament jacinth]

Does that mean bastoura is bad

[upbeat viper]

are you a copycat of NK

smh

[lament jacinth]

uh oh

[lucid minnow]

No we are Indians and we are a gang

[lament jacinth]

Badtoura according to pixel you're bad

[upbeat viper]

idc

[zinc hollow]

i got destroyed

[upbeat viper]

[hidden tendon]

Someone play me

@grim edge why do you invite them not play?

[hidden tendon]

Can we do 5 mins?

[upbeat viper]

fact is I don't have the Be7 line in my répertoire @grim edge

[mighty remnant]

how do you get these

[upbeat viper]

I create them myself

[mighty remnant]

do you like use stockfish to analyse

[upbeat viper]

nah

databases

[old brook]

how do you play chess ??

[mighty remnant]

ouh

databases...

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chessdb.cn/queryc_en/

this one for the best moves

[mighty remnant]

new chess resources obtained

[upbeat viper]

do you want a 24000 moves grünfeld répertoire ?

[mighty remnant]

uh
maybe

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge let’s play w more time

[upbeat viper]

there

200KB of pgn

[hidden tendon]

Someone play me

[upbeat viper]

(studyopenings don't support it, too many moves)

chesstempo works for it

[mighty remnant]

just wait until sicilian depth 19

[upbeat viper]

yes

[mighty remnant]

or rather
ruy lopez depth 40

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

that'd take days to create

[mighty remnant]

because i'm actually pretty sure ruy lopez is studied that much

[upbeat viper]

APIs are slow af

[hidden tendon]

Someone play me

[mighty remnant]

wut are apis

[upbeat viper]

uh

you make a request to the site

and they give you moves in response

[mighty remnant]

ouh

oke

[upbeat viper]

so that I don't have to download and load those huge databases

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-spin-in-chair-spinny-gif-20502487

[last verge]

my opponent bloundered checknat

[upbeat viper]

even my 24GB of ram aren't enough

[slate fractal]

;

[mighty remnant]

welp
time to manually make a 40 depth ruy lopez pgn

[lucid minnow]

@zinc hollowI am creating a club for Indians do u want to join ?

on chesscom

[zinc hollow]

Maybe later

[upbeat viper]

kek

[lucid minnow]

ohk

[mighty remnant]

how to code

sob

[last verge]

bro u do not need 40 move ruy theory as a 1000☠️

[lucid minnow]

Go to some coding server or ask bastoura

[mighty remnant]

elementary school and middle school never told me about apis

[mighty remnant]

i mean it's just funi

[last verge]

anybody short of top 300 in the world does not need 40 moves of ruy theory

[mighty remnant]

who are top 300?

gms?

[last verge]

probably all gms

[mighty remnant]

ah oke

[last verge]

the top players in the world are the only people who need theoretical knowledge that deep

40 moves extends into the endgame which means you basically came with the entire game prepared

[mighty remnant]

imagine having a mb of pgn memorised in your head

[mighty remnant]

yup
berlin endgame and stuff

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2213 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2189 (2189 peak)
Bullet: 2079 (2147 peak)

[mighty remnant]

btw is there more sicilian theory or ruy lopez theory

[nimble niche]

new blitz peak

[mighty remnant]

gg

[bright glade]

person ranked 301:

[bright glade]

probably ruy

[mighty remnant]

imagine they know 39.5 moves of ruy theory

[last verge]

would argue there is an equally vast and unpleasant amount of both

[last verge]

idk theres whole books on the yugoslav attack which is just one line in the dragon

[nimble niche]

The best player in my school is in top 300 global leaderboard for rapid

[bright glade]

i just played d4 nf6 (i was black) ive never played or studied or seen this before against a 2100 rapid and won so theory is useless

[mighty remnant]

...
what else has a lot of branches

[last verge]

christopher yoo?

[mighty remnant]

c4 c5?

[nimble niche]

No

[bright glade]

as a casual chess player you can just play a non standard opening and be fine

[mighty remnant]

chess school

[old brook]

how do you play chess ??

[mighty remnant]

yup
fun fact
i play d4 without knowing depth 3 theory
and still win games

[nimble niche]

I am in one of the top schools in the country though

[last verge]

are you in hs or uni

[mighty remnant]

noice

imagine middle school top 300

[nimble niche]

What about Catalan?

[nimble niche]

high school

[old brook]

pls someone teach me

[mighty remnant]

i actually have no idea how much theory in d4 openings

[nimble niche]

top 300 rapid doesn't mean too much

many top players don't play rapid

[mighty remnant]

why would a 1900 need help playing chess ;-;

[fleet scroll]

Nah top 300 is cool af

[nimble niche]

let me check his blitz ranking

[old brook]

i forgor

[mighty remnant]

how about you teach me :D

[lucid minnow]

@gentle steppe I have sent u a link (of club)

[old brook]

e4 e5 ke2

[mighty remnant]

ooh
i must memorise

[bright glade]

theory def gives advantage when you can play it, i beat a 2300 blitz once cuz he fell into 16 move caro theory i knew

[old brook]

ok now your turn

[nimble niche]

He's top 6000 blitz in the world

[bright glade]

it was equal, but i was up on time

[nimble niche]

And top 3000 bullet

[mighty remnant]

f3 e5 g4

best opening

g4 prevents h5 and f5

defended by the f3 pawn

it's very solid

[bright glade]

im not even top 10k anymore

prolly like 1 more win

[mighty remnant]

pretty sure i'm not even top 1m

or something

[bright glade]

one day you'll get there

[mighty remnant]

yeah me top 4m

ehehehe

[nimble niche]

I'm top 5.4k rapid top 17.6k blitz and top 14.2k bullet

[old brook]

qh4 mate lol

[bright glade]

lol

[mighty remnant]

that's really hard to spot

it's a gambit
you get good positions

[bright glade]

im 24k in bullet and i dont wanna talk about blitz since i dont play blitz seriously

[old brook]

dont do that

[raven dock]

when your opponent doesnt play a move for 5 min (yes literally he is wasting his 5 min) and you get bored :

[mighty remnant]

how to different color arrow

[bright glade]

hold either ctrl or shift or alt

[raven dock]

hold CTRL, ALT, SHIFT for different colors

[old brook]

ooh im blinded by the pawn

[raven dock]

guy flagged his entire 5 min 💀

[bright glade]

lichess i think only has 3 colors

[nimble niche]

the best player in my school is top 300 rapid, top 6000 blitz and top 3000 bullet

[bright glade]

yeah thats kinda insane

is he titled

[raven dock]

3000 bullet what ?

[nimble niche]

no

[nimble niche]

top 3000 bullet global ranking

[raven dock]

yes, I mean its pretty good right?

[nimble niche]

he's not titled. It's pretty hard to get a title in Australia unless you go to the zonal

[bright glade]

does he have a fide?

[nimble niche]

He's 2400 bullet

[bright glade]

yeah makes sense

[grim edge]

jesus

[nimble niche]

Yes but it's underrated

[grim edge]

i could never

[bright glade]

whats the rapid

[raven dock]

nice, you guys play any OTB chess in school?

[crystal jewel]

You can press shift to change colour?

[nimble niche]

around 2500

[bright glade]

shift and alt on lichess thats what i saw

[raven dock]

hold shift

[nimble niche]

we have interschool tournaments here in sydney

[bright glade]

ctrl didnt do anything, but feel free to google or press more buttons

[crystal jewel]

Ctrl doesn’t work?

Oh ok

Slow mode

[raven dock]

no, I mean friendly, just day to day

[bright glade]

have u ever beaten him

[nimble niche]

last year in one blitz game to save me from adoption

[bright glade]

lol

[nimble niche]

lmao moon I saw that

[raven dock]

what was that

[nimble niche]

he's only 1600 fide, very underrated

[quartz ginkgo]

das crazy

[ornate ivy]

You saw nothing

[quartz ginkgo]

das crazy

❌

[upbeat viper]

game of the day ✅

[ornate ivy]

Graph is so bad

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[ornate ivy]

Oh my lord it’s literal cancer to look at

[nimble niche]

This is the game if the day

[upbeat viper]

tomorrow back to 1900

[ornate ivy]

I switched platforms this week because of it

[upbeat viper]

and in 14 days 2k elo in rapid

✅

[ornate ivy]

Oh btw

[upbeat viper]

ye ?

[ornate ivy]

Wanna… gimme WCM

[upbeat viper]

why th do you have the she/her role

[ornate ivy]

I say if this message gets 40 likes I should get it

[upbeat viper]

make a tweet

[ornate ivy]

Nah i don’t have Twitter cringe

[upbeat viper]

if it gets 1k likes you get a WCM title

[ornate ivy]

1k?

[upbeat viper]

(but a custom one)

yeah

[ornate ivy]

Deal

[upbeat viper]

move of the game

[wind basalt]

[surreal umbra]

wanna play a game of chess through discord activities i dont have a chess.com account

[nimble niche]

Did they change the accuracy formulas? Why is this a danny face?

[upbeat viper]

it means the accuracy is so low it would be a shame to show it

[nimble niche]

10 best moves, 20 excellent moves, yet still danny face

[upbeat viper]

(idk actually)

[mighty iris]

thinking about righting a book

[nimble niche]

10 best moves and 20 excellent moves out of 33 moves he played and still danny face?

[surreal umbra]

wanna play a game of chess through discord activities i dont have a chess.com account

[nimble niche]

I guess I'll just ask in chess.com forums

[ornate ivy]

@upbeat viper can I post tweet here

[upbeat viper]

nah

[honest tundra]

White e4

[upbeat viper]

that'd help you too much

😼

but sure send it in DM

[ornate ivy]

Fair

[frozen escarp]

what the f

[wind basalt]

[frozen escarp]

thought my opponent was terrible cause hang queen

💀💀

[grim edge]

Passed pawn

[frozen escarp]

[honest tundra]

Eric Rosen moment

[worn ice]

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[gentle steppe]

Guys connect ur account to become superior

[frozen escarp]

no

[grim edge]

Rip

[gentle steppe]

Don't be cringeee

[viscid jacinth]

@gentle steppe lucid dreammm

[lucid minnow]

Yoo Nk

Thanks for joining

let me make you admin

[raven dock]

nice watermark

[gentle steppe]

Any shit didn't happen it's a scamm

[restive storm]

it's brilliant isn't it

[viscid jacinth]

Did u even woke up at night

[raven dock]

yes yes

[restive storm]

I should make it better though

[lucid minnow]

@gentle steppeYou are super admin now if u want to add anyone you can

[gentle steppe]

Yes at like 5

[gentle steppe]

[viscid jacinth]

Did u remember your dream

[gentle steppe]

No

[viscid jacinth]

thats why bro

[lucid minnow]

btw acc my frnd req

[viscid jacinth]

It will take 10 minutes to remember your dream

[lucid minnow]

on dc and cc

[mighty remnant]

ehehehehe

[viscid jacinth]

Minimum

[grim edge]

What type of Indian are your guys?

[mighty remnant]

heheheehehe

[raven dock]

watermarks are important these days

[mighty remnant]

+2 rating

[gentle steppe]

Can we like visualise something?

[viscid jacinth]

What

[lucid minnow]

wgat ?

[restive storm]

"I like this meme let me download it"

[gentle steppe]

Aight

[lucid minnow]

*what?

[viscid jacinth]

no just your dream u had

[raven dock]

[mighty remnant]

used to be king's indian and defensive
but now a slav player

[gentle steppe]

Ok

[grim edge]

There’s two types of Indians

[gentle steppe]

Can I remember a past dream?

[lucid minnow]

Can u tell me the types ?

[raven dock]

yes why not

[raven dock]

yes if you want to remember it

[frail zealot]

Bruh its a draw

[mighty remnant]

yes

[grim edge]

American Indian and south East Indian

[mighty remnant]

+2 rating because they were like 90 above me

ehehe

[lucid minnow]

Is there anyone who is watching test cricket championship ?

[gentle steppe]

Aight aight

[lucid minnow]

Nk do u know about that ?

[mighty remnant]

imagine stalemating

[ornate ivy]

@upbeat viper like my new status

[upbeat viper]

[mighty remnant]

hiiii

[gentle steppe]

Btw how to wake up from a lucid dream is it like I AM STUCK THERE FOREVER UNTILL SOMEBODY WAKES ME UP?

[raven dock]

that green color really strikes

[grim edge]

Are you a man or woman?

[mighty remnant]

i want lucid dream so i can play chess in it

[lucid minnow]

Man

[lucid minnow]

Are u dumb or idiot ?

[mighty remnant]

big mistake, resign from life

[raven dock]

idk about lucid dream but that has happened to me in sleep paralysis, that I can feel my environment but can't wake up

[gentle steppe]

Ah

[raven dock]

both

[grim edge]

Im an Indian so I guess I’m not dumb

[lucid minnow]

Today I saw a dream in which I saw a dream

It means I saw two dreams

Lol

[grim edge]

Let’s settle this with a game of chess

[raven dock]

dream within a dream

[lucid minnow]

I think Indians can be dumb

[lucid minnow]

Ur elo?

[raven dock]

humans can be dumb

[viscid jacinth]

Idk that much

[raven dock]

🫥

[lament jacinth]

LMAOOO

[lucid minnow]

@upbeat viper

[raven dock]

you dont remember your dreams?

[raven dock]

nice start of a conversation

[lament jacinth]

Ew it's NK

[raven dock]

what is that ew for lol

[lucid minnow]

I never talk about someone's mom but if someone starts then I'll ....