💬〡general-off-topic

[glossy radish]

hi pan

[pine bison]

[primal shore]

pan

[pine bison]

NOT THE PAN

[grim edge]

Sup dude

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/pan-breaking-panbreak-pan-flip-pan-meme-gif-24171720

[glossy radish]

id say sum but its against rules

[grim edge]

Pan

[strange skiff]

pan moment

[pine bison]

man.

[grim edge]

OUI OUI JE LOVE LE PAN

[glossy radish]

PAN

[pine bison]

LUL

[primal shore]

Pain is bread in French

[glossy radish]

i like pans

[grim edge]

PAN AU CHOCOLAT

[wind elm]

Chessly, Chess.com's lessons, Lichess, Chessable, etc

[primal shore]

I am pan

[pine bison]

[pulsar kettle]

People make french pain jokes not seeing the goldmine of spanish pan jokes

[glossy radish]

i like pan

[grim edge]

You know your French

[glossy radish]

pan is cool

[full glen]

LMAO

[strange skiff]

me: MERCY!
french serial killer:

[grim edge]

Panther

[glossy radish]

obv

[primal shore]

Wish I didn't

[glossy radish]

pan

[strange skiff]

get it cause merci

[pine bison]

shallow pan of food emoji here<

[grim edge]

Peter Pan

[primal shore]

Ya

[grim edge]

Anitta what the fxck was that

[strange skiff]

merci like

thanks

[sacred steeple]

LOL

[pine bison]

sweet release

[wind elm]

@empty python why was this for 💀

[strange skiff]

kekw

[glossy radish]

anitta am i allowed to say i like pans cuz im pansexual

[wind elm]

Wait wrong person

[pine bison]

SI SI

[primal shore]

Samsies

[strange skiff]

yes you are allowed to say that

[glossy radish]

HOORAY

[pine bison]

paella spanish food yummy

[strange skiff]

PAELLA IS SO GOOD

[grim edge]

Is this why there were holes in mg bread

[strange skiff]

[pulsar kettle]

Hey guys where do cats go when they die

[glossy radish]

@sacred steeple stop FARTING INTO YOUR MIC

[primal shore]

Paella bussin

[pine bison]

[strange skiff]

they don't die lalalalala

[wind elm]

@primal shore why was this for 💀

[grim edge]

What

[pulsar kettle]

Purrgatory

[glossy radish]

pan

[strange skiff]

BRAZIL

[primal shore]

Chess.com and lichess lessons are sad 💀

[pulsar kettle]

Y a donde van los gatos cuando mueren

[grim edge]

Got em

[wind elm]

I have to hear that

[glossy radish]

bast gone

[pulsar kettle]

PurGATOrio!

[strange skiff]

oh purrrgatory lol

PURR-GATO-ry omg

[grim edge]

Must suck living in brazil huh

[primal shore]

What's you're guys favorite desert

[pulsar kettle]

^

[strange skiff]

Nah I like it

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[strange skiff]

fr fr

[grim edge]

Anything coffee related

[wind elm]

Well, at least they're free I guess

[primal shore]

Heck did I do a spell

[strange skiff]

condensed milk puddin is top 3

[primal shore]

Chess coms arent

[pulsar kettle]

Probably the Mojave

[low sable]

Bannan pudding

[wind elm]

They are, you just have to wait a whole week to continue

[pulsar kettle]

Big fan of the Gobi too

[primal shore]

My favourite is Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte

[strange skiff]

this

best dessert fr fr

[primal shore]

They make you pay so its literally capitalism

[grim edge]

You can do that for every website

[full jacinth]

oui

[pulsar kettle]

For desserts I'm gonna say cheesecake

[full glen]

that is literally just soft cheese

[strange skiff]

no we dont

its free

[primal shore]

Lichess.org(munist?)

[strange skiff]

you can play for free

my dad plays for free

[primal shore]

Free with time

[wind elm]

Orgmunist?

[primal shore]

And time is money

[grim edge]

How??

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/how-is-he-bread-how-why-roll-how-bagel-dog-gif-17799223

[primal shore]

Showing it don't work with every web

[strange skiff]

just go to the website and click play

[wind elm]

BASED

[pine bison]

[pulsar kettle]

War is declared

[grim edge]

Damn, brilliant Anitta

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-dog-dogie-being-bread-is-fine-idc-gif-17017109

[primal shore]

Gay lichess? Why no gay cc? I'm moving to lichess /j

[strange skiff]

ok that looks bussin ngl

still free to play tho

[primal shore]

Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte still better

[wind elm]

Lichess.org(anisation of communist states)

[strange skiff]

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catbread-cute-sleepy-gif-23326294

[strange skiff]

it's free to play.

[pine bison]

DAMVICH

[strange skiff]

that's all I'm saying. yes it's a company.

[hidden tendon]

Someone play me now

[strange skiff]

still free to play

I used to want a schrodinger's cat tattoo

[pine bison]

550 kalories 🗿

[primal shore]

It ain't just cake

[strange skiff]

[pine bison]

get awkward cat ttattoo

[strange skiff]

-> 💀 ->

[pine bison]

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-to-straight-face-gif-21112660

[strange skiff]

[primal shore]

If that's just cake then this is just bread

[strange skiff]

sticker.ly omg

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-cat-umm-orange-cat-tabby-gif-23535875

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge you want to play?

[strange skiff]

whatsapp user

[primal shore]

Anitta look

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge what’s the difference?

[jaunty kindle]

Im so tilted

[pine bison]

whatsapp is so bad man i really need to uninstall that shee

[strange skiff]

trust lol

and like. reliability that you're not gonna use a weird smurf account or smth

[rain hinge]

Ok, but sky

[hidden tendon]

Who cares it’s just a game of chess lol

[primal shore]

F.r.

[strange skiff]

ok im gonna go try to study and end up playing smth dumb

[grim edge]

Umm hello:) can I have a chat with anyone? Don't mind who please

[hidden tendon]

How do I connect?

[strange skiff]

#🔗〡connect-account

...

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[strange skiff]

pixel speedrun to non fots

oh ok then idc

kekw

I meant reliability that they wont use chesscom smurf acc

sup markus

[hidden tendon]

I am connected now

[strange skiff]

that's a Maria photo pog

[boreal cosmos]

ikr

[strange skiff]

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge play me

[strange skiff]

sure

[boreal cosmos]

[strange skiff]

Maria photos are w

[opaque apex]

I will dm you for the peepo WhatsApp sticker pack later

[strange skiff]

this one is one of my favorites. he wasnt even posing

[primal shore]

Just a game? Just a game!?!??! Chess isn't just a game it's a war. Its an accurate show of intellect and ability. Chess is more then a game Chess is a birthright. Those born to be skilled at chess will always go far and if you are so much of a coward you won't even connect your Chess.com account then you can leave

[boreal cosmos]

btw i decided i will actually do commentary on my arena next eekend 😄

[strange skiff]

it's what chess does to a mf

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge idk what that is

[primal shore]

This is sarcastic btw

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/virgin-mary-blingee-hearts-mary-holy-gif-16668761

[hidden tendon]

Send me the invite

[strange skiff]

wake up darling new copy pasta just dropped

[pine bison]

my favorite maria photo

[wind dragon]

CHILL

[boreal cosmos]

yup, imagine that bastoura doesnt know whos on that pic

[strange skiff]

great photographer

[grim edge]

Imma DM u

[primal shore]

I actually just made this

[strange skiff]

aint NO way

[pine bison]

truly bretalking

[strange skiff]

I know

[pine bison]

i cant type

[primal shore]

Obv

[boreal cosmos]

he thoughts its niemann

[hidden tendon]

@primal shore you are cringe

[strange skiff]

bre when he's talking

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge let’s do it

[pine bison]

[primal shore]

r/woosh

[strange skiff]

itwas sarcasm

[wind elm]

Unless...

[strange skiff]

they didn't, they just stopped for a while but now they're back

[pine bison]

[strange skiff]

lol

[boreal cosmos]

will u also play on my arena next weekend? 😛

[strange skiff]

ok im gonna go try to sudy and fail and play baba is you

[pine bison]

SUDY

[jaunty kindle]

Niemann doing pretty bad recently. Looks like the anal beed is stucking

[pine bison]

[strange skiff]

nothing guaranteed I have a lot of tests STFU PAIN

[hidden tendon]

@strange skiff it’s still cringe to type a joke that long

[strange skiff]

[primal shore]

Sudy

[pine bison]

XDDD

[wind elm]

Good game choice

[boreal cosmos]

he didnt cheat, look how much he plays opens also

[strange skiff]

[primal shore]

r/woosh

[pine bison]

[primal shore]

Link? Banned

[jaunty kindle]

He cheated several time online. Also probably OTB too

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge can you send invite on chess.com?

[primal shore]

Bro said they cheat otb

[boreal cosmos]

okay im not going to argue w u here

[jaunty kindle]

Yeah. Its suspecious

[boreal cosmos]

let it slide

[warm drum]

Just lost to someone 700 pints under me

[jaunty kindle]

[hidden tendon]

@grim edge I might need more than 3 mins

[empty plume]

any

any1 wann 1v1 chess

[primal shore]

Nobody bats an eye if magnus or erick hanson were to play a game at 98%

[jade osprey]

how do I log out from chess.com app

[primal shore]

And nobody did bat an eye when they first started playing games at such high level

[grim edge]

@grim edge can you DM me the link to the stickers

[primal shore]

Logistically that'd be so difficult

[jaunty kindle]

Just the fact that he confirmed cheating online in 100+ games means to me in my opinion that he shouldnt be allowed to hold a title nor participating in professional events. No matter if otb was proved or not

[primal shore]

Also, mods, they joked about cheating, banned

[wind elm]

I mean, they're just beads

How hard can it be

[boreal cosmos]

and thats your opinion..

[primal shore]

Silly opinion

[ornate ivy]

Don’t argue with them lul

[jaunty kindle]

Exactly

[boreal cosmos]

ik 😄 its like some gfs on boys- im trying to fix them

[jaunty kindle]

Silly to think that

[primal shore]

You gotta get someone to make the moves and send them to you etc

[boreal cosmos]

but it doesnt work

[wind elm]

True, but imagine they were, how sick would that be

[boreal cosmos]

they werent so calm ur balls

[pulsar kettle]

I need me a female who will try to fix me before realizing i am clinically insane

[primal shore]

Love you markus (platonicly)

[wind elm]

Vibration could be a possible way

[boreal cosmos]

ok im back to grinding csgo

[ornate ivy]

Any mods active

[wind elm]

In a specific order

[long mirage]

IM GOING TO CREAM

[boreal cosmos]

anitta was here a minute ago

eww white mode

[primal shore]

Yes but it's still a nightmare logistically

[wind elm]

My balls what 🤨

[pulsar kettle]

I am single and easily manipulatable girls

[jaunty kindle]

AGM when?

[grim edge]

My eyes

[ornate ivy]

Finna give me WCM

[primal shore]

Any title when??

[jaunty kindle]

[wind elm]

True

[jaunty kindle]

Sooner than you reach 1800 fide

[primal shore]

Doubt

[pulsar kettle]

YOU FOOL

[jaunty kindle]

Silly opinion

[primal shore]

ooinion

[jaunty kindle]

Yes

[boreal cosmos]

Never, dont care

[primal shore]

When's you're next tournament

[jaunty kindle]

Ok

[primal shore]

Markus I have a tournament soon >:]

[pulsar kettle]

I'm surprised the server doesn't automatically replace it with a cold gray square

[jaunty kindle]

In 2 months or earlier

[fickle rampart]

Not yet, that technology is coming soon 😈

[grim edge]

If I learn this language can I live?

[primal shore]

My next one is in 20 days and I have another one not long after that

[jaunty kindle]

Fide rated?

[fickle rampart]

Maybe :)

[primal shore]

Aye

[pulsar kettle]

bird

[grim edge]

I beg you 😭🥺🙏

[pulsar kettle]

hippo

[wind elm]

Vienna Gambit

[grim edge]

Cow

[pulsar kettle]

Delayed bongcloud

[fickle rampart]

[sleek zealot]

please dont play the cow seriously

[jaunty kindle]

Whats your current fide rating? I going to play a fide rated rapid tournament. As I dont have a rapid elo yet I will try hard

[pulsar kettle]

Fred gambit

[glossy radish]

meow

[primal shore]

Rapid doesn't count

[pulsar kettle]

bust it out on some low level fools

[primal shore]

And I'm 1380 FIDE atm

[jaunty kindle]

Sure but its still shown on your profile

[glossy radish]

im v

[primal shore]

Hoping to get 1450 at least by the end of the tournament

[primal shore]

Yea but

It's rapid

[jaunty kindle]

If you have K=20 (above 18) it will be hard

[glossy radish]

i wanna play some tourneys

no self promotion please

[gentle marsh]

aint no way this is a thing that exists

[wind elm]

@primal shore if you have a problem with the Vienna, you have a problem with me 😤

Best opening to ever exist

[gentle marsh]

how 💀

[wind elm]

Deal

[restive storm]

Imagine having a USCF rating

[grim edge]

Buy it

[wind elm]

It's a needed sacrifice

[primal shore]

You can't play Vienna gambit every game, it's not an opening you can say to play, say to play Vienna game which is proper

[wind elm]

Yeah.... Unlike London....

[wind elm]

I meant with the White pieces

[restive storm]

Did you beat me with it tho

[primal shore]

Looks like k40 and k20 mostly

[glossy radish]

wait unity plays in tourneys?

lucky

[primal shore]

Yes ik, but you can't play Vienna gambit every game as white

You can play the vienna game, but black doesn't have to play Nc6

Or

F6

Whatever one it is I'm eepy

[sleek zealot]

i think its better to experiment and find out whats best for you

[wind elm]

Ah, that's true, then I guess the Queen's Gambit is a better choice

[frigid parcel]

I watched some finegold lectures to get better at chess

[primal shore]

For most of the games I'd be playing, if I won I'd gain 15-20 elo

[restive storm]

I used lichess to get better at chess

[primal shore]

And if I draw 8-11

So tbh even a draw is fine by me

[wind elm]

Yes

[jaunty kindle]

Only players U18 have K40.
Players above have K20
When a player once reached 2400 it will always remain at K10.

The higher the K the more you make +- from games. With K40 the max from a win is 36,8 K20 is 18,4 and K10 is 9,2 ELO

[primal shore]

Yes ik

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-25161821

[primal shore]

Why did you tell me that?

[ornate ivy]

[glossy radish]

12/5

[opaque apex]

5/12

[jaunty kindle]

Because you said: "Looks like k40 and k20 mostly"

[grim edge]

14/11/53

[primal shore]

Uh huh. Which it is

What's your point??

[grim edge]

He said a random date

[glossy radish]

..

[primal shore]

12th of May 🥱🥱

[grim edge]

18th of July

[glossy radish]

meow

[primal shore]

11/11/2022

[glossy radish]

quack

my bday tmr

[grim edge]

Meow

[primal shore]

OOOO

[split geyser]

Fr

[arctic heart]

11/30/2015

[primal shore]

V wanna have bday vc

[slow knot]

hi ppl

[primal shore]

Play hyperbullet

[glossy radish]

uhh nvm its not tmr

[arctic heart]

1/1/260 bc

[primal shore]

Ihy

[glossy radish]

ilyt

[arctic heart]

are premoves worth it?

[grim edge]

Scroll that's the only way

[primal shore]

Same

[glossy radish]

my bday is in five days

[primal shore]

Every premove is worth it if you know how to premove silly

[glossy radish]

mobile

[slow knot]

premove every move

[arctic heart]

worth the risk

[latent pebble]

I’m having trouble with cc

[glossy radish]

sneezing hurts

[latent pebble]

Trying to change my connected email but it doesn’t send a link to my new email but to the old one

[primal shore]

FR

[latent pebble]

does the form get reviewed by mods or something

[primal shore]

Bro it hurts my head my nose and my throat

[split geyser]

Same lol

[primal shore]

Ew

[grim edge]

How do you build trust in your team?

[primal shore]

I was born in the UK does that make me....British? 🤮

[arctic heart]

in pokémon?

[grim edge]

In business venture

[split geyser]

I was born in France grew up there and moved to the us for the last 7 years

[grim edge]

What is the difference in US as compared to France?

[jaunty kindle]

You will most likely need to approve it from the old mail for security reasons

[split geyser]

Everything but like not in a bad way with most things just diffrent

[grim edge]

Okay

How can 1 vs 1 me

[latent pebble]

I don’t have access to it which is why I requested for an email change lmao

oh well doesn’t really matter I don’t use cc much

[grim edge]

Oh my god I was not knowing that

[arctic heart]

having citizenship doesn't change your nationality

only in sports

[jaunty kindle]

Why dont you have access anymore? Have you foegotten the password? You already tried resetting it?

[split geyser]

I would consider them duel national if you lived there long enough

[latent pebble]

It was just some random email I got from an email generator lol

[arctic heart]

thought you were american

[split geyser]

American is America

[outer silo]

what band is this i don’t think i’ve seen these albums before

[arctic heart]

Blahaj is 9/10

[latent pebble]

Why do you have an album of your cat next to pride flags

[arctic heart]

all cat pics are 10/10

[hexed panther]

Hi

[grim edge]

Blahaj!!!

[arctic heart]

and :3 is 6/10

[latent pebble]

Ah

[hexed panther]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@hexed panther With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[ornate ivy]

Lol

[arctic heart]

why 300+ cat pics tho

[ornate ivy]

I saw

[arctic heart]

they look like rainbows

[bright glade]

average bullet game win

[pulsar kettle]

Stray Cats

[jaunty kindle]

Congrats. If you created an account with that mail you have done something probably illegal and 2nd basically lost your cc account

[outer silo]

is that like radiohead but more sane

[pulsar kettle]

It's an 80s band they're kind of like a 50s rock and roll revivalist group

[jaunty kindle]

@latent pebble i highly suggest contacting cc and make a new account with one of your own mails

[pulsar kettle]

i'm inclined to say "radiohead but more sane" is the beatles

[latent pebble]

Email generators are not illegal if I recall correctly

[jaunty kindle]

Different countries = different laws

[latent pebble]

Also I have access to my chess.com account.

[jaunty kindle]

Thats why I said probably

[primal shore]

It's the Internet silly

[outer silo]

radiohead with sex is deftones, radiohead but more sane is more like arctic monkeys

[arctic heart]

does those super reactions have random odds

[primal shore]

Every country has almost identical laws for the Internet

[latent pebble]

It just requires activation for me to have the full perks like messaging and all that jargon

[jaunty kindle]

Lol

[grim edge]

is this problem even possible?

[latent pebble]

Womp womp

[primal shore]

Cute

[outer silo]

you tried putting it in rice

[grim edge]

friend of mine sent me this to solve

why am i awake at 3 am

[grim edge]

i tried it didnt work

also yo chat

[outer silo]

yeah no clue

[grim edge]

WHY HE STANDING LIKE THAT

[outer silo]

blud thinks he’s xqc

[grim edge]

Super hero levy wdym

It's 01:51

[jaunty kindle]

The point is that if anything unexpected comes up you cant confirm it via your Email. So at any time you could suddenly lose access

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[primal shore]

Zax ily

Zax dms rq

[arctic heart]

what

[grim edge]

ok

[cerulean herald]

why cant i post pictures

[latent pebble]

Oh well

It is what it is!

[sleek oriole]

sup boys

[latent pebble]

Doesn’t bother me much

All is well

[grim edge]

Find the probability of the pyrimad inside the cube contains the center point

[jaunty kindle]

You could still try contacting cc and telling them the truth but theres a risk of getting banned I guess lol

[sleek oriole]

are u german?

[spare roost]

Im back lol

[grim edge]

Where in Europe

[sleek oriole]

thats not a country tho

[spare roost]

Spain

[grim edge]

Bruh

[arctic heart]

where in somewhere

[sleek oriole]

what country are you from

[grim edge]

What specific country are you from @grim edge

I'll guess

[arctic heart]

is telling

[sleek oriole]

why not? imma find you or what

[grim edge]

UK

[spare roost]

We know it anyway lil bro

[arctic heart]

Spain

[grim edge]

Croatia

[arctic heart]

did i get it right?

[spare roost]

Yeah

[arctic heart]

spain portugal or andorra

spain is my guess

[grim edge]

Ummm

[arctic heart]

your search history was in spanish

[grim edge]

France

Oof

[arctic heart]

and you were searching about biology

[grim edge]

You got caught in 4k

Ok so Spain

[arctic heart]

so i come in conclusion that @grim edge is spanish

[grim edge]

Bro imma drive to Spain rn

And find you

[sleek oriole]

we got his location guys

[ornate ivy]

No life mf

[grim edge]

walk every quare inch of spain to find Duck

Ini

Imma drive two days just to get to Spain

locating you....

[spare roost]

How did u get a gf in the first place

[arctic heart]

watch gothamchess

[sleek oriole]

chess is bettee than gf

[abstract mantle]

pride month: pros: THE GAYS!!! cons: redacted

[arctic heart]

yeah doesn't even make sense

[grim edge]

Already have more smh🫠

[spare roost]

Why don’t straight people have a month

Just saying

[arctic heart]

how did you get rizz after touching a chess board

[grim edge]

Uk

[latent pebble]

Getting banned?

[grim edge]

Idk if it's two days

[latent pebble]

What

[abstract lance]

I JUST GOT HE MOST NASTLY BRILLIANT

[grim edge]

But I can drive to Spain

[abstract lance]

AS A 700 ELO

[spare roost]

Eurotunnel exists

[grim edge]

It's possible

[quiet sparrow]

FINALLY

[abstract lance]

it was

[grim edge]

FINALLY WHAT

[abstract lance]

the most beautiful mvoe ever done by man

[grim edge]

It's takes a few days

[arctic heart]

i sacrificed a rook for mate in 4 but stockfish said it was a great move

[spare roost]

Just book a flight tho

[abstract lance]

;-;

[quiet sparrow]

I BROKE MY LOSING STREAK

[abstract lance]

where can i send imgs of it?

[latent pebble]

Having temporary emails doesn’t break the TOS if I recall correctly

[wind basalt]

[spare roost]

Amateur

I once had a losing streak or 10 games

[arctic heart]

lol noob

[abstract lance]

how get img perms :(

[spare roost]

I felt like punching everything around me

[arctic heart]

my losing streak is endless 🔥

[spare roost]

/welcome

[sacred steeple]

trusted

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[abstract lance]

how get trusted :(

[grim edge]

Imma DM you cos I can't send photos

[sacred steeple]

ha ill never tel

[abstract lance]

:c

[quiet sparrow]

Use /trust

[abstract mantle]

/trust

https://tenor.com/view/black-cock-cockerel-rooster-chicken-gif-16625787

[abstract lance]

ok i conencted wit google

[grim edge]

no 1100

[quiet sparrow]

Not yet

[grim edge]

soon

[quiet sparrow]

I will reach it

Even if it's the last thing I do

[grim edge]

Good luck frfr

[abstract lance]

ok i connected with dc

[quiet sparrow]

I will keep on moving forward

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cantar-gif-20802607

would u sm***

[quiet sparrow]

No. Matter. What

[abstract lance]

bru

i still cant send

[sacred steeple]

no

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/aot-eren-attack-on-titan-the-ocean-the-other-side-gif-25313087

[abstract mantle]

you may need certain things

/trust

[mighty remnant]

When you attempt to learn sicilian theory

[abstract lance]

ig i can send in chess talk

[abstract mantle]

can't use 😦

[arctic heart]

would smash luigi combo grab kill confirm at 90%

[sacred steeple]

W

[spare roost]

Don’t play Sicilian

[mighty remnant]

😢

[abstract mantle]

pov: a girl says wanna smash, so u go to her house and she has a controller 😄

[sacred steeple]

L

[mighty remnant]

why not
don't say too much theory

[abstract lance]

i just push pawn up and get horsesy out :c

[spare roost]

I see,1400-1599 rated

[spare roost]

Just boring tbh

[mighty remnant]

exactly
until 2000+ you can do that

[abstract lance]

yay

[grim edge]

send me

[spare roost]

Play the French instead

[mighty remnant]

sicilian is boring?

[mighty remnant]

wdym
send what

[arctic heart]

cap

[grim edge]

the site?

[mighty remnant]

french goes against opening principles

[mighty remnant]

lichess 😭

[abstract lance]

french players are dumb i just get a passed e 5 pawn protected and theer horses are blocking from pawns to attack it

[grim edge]

[spare roost]

Which rating r u

[sacred steeple]

sicilian isnt boring 😭

[abstract lance]

im learning le ruy lopez

[grim edge]

fr its not

[mighty remnant]

~1000
so yeah opening principles are important

[arctic heart]

why chess sites say the french is good

it sucks

[mighty remnant]

for people who actually know the theory
like 2000+

[spare roost]

So play Caro kaan or French you can learn Sicilian when ur 1800

[tepid panther]

@grim edge join us in vc

[arctic heart]

play ruy lopez and caro-kan

[mighty remnant]

i actaully just reminded myself how useless theory is below 2000

[sacred steeple]

L

[grim edge]

So are these like mostly games played by masters?

[mighty remnant]

i play ruy lopez and sicilian

[tepid panther]

I don't know shit about theory lmao

[mighty remnant]

puzzles

xd

[abstract mantle]

all players against me should blunder their queen asap uwu

[abstract lance]

i have a chess firend he like 2500 he say u learn siclian at 1600+

[grim edge]

my family is asleep and its 3 am another time my friend

[primal shore]

I might play some FIDE arena tbh

[mighty remnant]

theory that is
you can play any opening whenever you want

[abstract lance]

queen gambit players dumb i just slav defnese

like ez

[mighty remnant]

d4 players learning KID theory:
e4 players learning sicilian theory:

[abstract lance]

i heard kid was bad

compare to london

[mighty remnant]

bad for beginners because goes against principles

[abstract lance]

ik hyper modren

[mighty remnant]

good for people who actually know the theory

[abstract lance]

ah

[rose wadi]

.

[primal shore]

London is bad compared to d5 e5

[mighty remnant]

or at least decent
is what i heard

[abstract lance]

i dont play london should i

[primal shore]

No

[mighty remnant]

london make you passive

[primal shore]

Never play london

It just gives away the advantage

[mighty remnant]

london make you passive
chess is all about activity

[primal shore]

Makes it a draw

[abstract lance]

i heard marshal attack good i think idk what it is

[mighty remnant]

i think that was in spanish

[primal shore]

It's a main line in the Spanish

[abstract lance]

yeah

[mighty remnant]

where black plays d5

or something

[abstract lance]

is that good for black?

[primal shore]

If it was good for one side why would ppl play it

Like most chess, it's equal

[abstract lance]

what does it do

[primal shore]

Attack

[mighty remnant]

it strikes the center?

marshall

then theres the anti marshall stuff

hi

[grim edge]

my fav already memorized it Ruy Lopez: Marshall, Main line, Spassky Variation
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 a6 4.Ba4 Nf6 5.O-O Be7 6.Re1 b5 7.Bb3 O-O 8.c3 d5 9.exd5 Nxd5 10.Nxe5 Nxe5 11.Rxe5 c6 12.d4 Bd6 13.Re1 Qh4 14.g3 Qh3 15.Be3 Bg4 16.Qd3 Rae8 17.Nd2 Re6 18.a4 Qh5

[abstract mantle]

def go nxe5 and immidetly lose the game tbh

[mighty remnant]

lol

noice

me learning
seems like ruy lopez is mostly principle chess with a few tactics along the way

[grim edge]

i like ruy lopez

[mighty remnant]

i like principle chess
gives me an advantage in the opening just for me to blunder a piece in the middlegame

:D

[grim edge]

italian seems interesting with the attacks it has

[grim edge]

my chess speaks for itself

[mighty remnant]

...

99.9?
woa

basically 100% theory

[grim edge]

i meant the middle game

[mighty remnant]

ouh

[grim edge]

but it was a najdorf sicllian

[mighty remnant]

😭

[grim edge]

I still won

[mighty remnant]

me too
but i usually stay solid but then blunder suddenly

[grim edge]

he was like almost 2k i got some good elo from it

[grim edge]

fair

[mighty remnant]

and my endgames are horrible

[grim edge]

i love endgames

good morning

[mighty remnant]

i definitely did not lose an endgame a rook up

[grim edge]

i never trade unless i know the endgame favor me

[mighty remnant]

.....

[grim edge]

australia crazy

[grim edge]

wait

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

💀

[mighty remnant]

i did

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-spinning-swivel-gif-10014354

[mighty remnant]

rook + 3 pawn vs 5 pawn or something

[grim edge]

crazy

[mighty remnant]

hahahaah

my blundering power is infinite

[grim edge]

Make it brilliancy soon pls

[mighty remnant]

lul

oke

[grim edge]

dubs

[grim edge]

Amber!!!

[mighty remnant]

then since i don't care a single bit about the opening
all i have to do is
practice calculation during middlegame
and endgame theory + practice

[grim edge]

Amber amazing

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-spin-spinning-loop-turn-around-gif-17666221

my pet hamter

[grim edge]

Good luck frfr

[grim edge]

amazing

[mighty remnant]

jk

[grim edge]

skull

[mighty remnant]

thanks

anyways any tips for calculation ;-;

[grim edge]

Idk its literally a skill issue

[mighty remnant]

ik
;-;

[grim edge]

[mighty remnant]

so basically trade everything and play endgame like super gm?

[grim edge]

Just play the berlin

GM probably

[mighty remnant]

berlin endgame

[grim edge]

a yes i hate it

why do i even study it

how tf you dont know

you supposed to be 2k+

[mighty remnant]

so basically ruy lopez is studied so hard
they basically have the endgame calculated

40 moves of theory or something

[grim edge]

its a very complicated endgame

[mighty remnant]

gms these days

[grim edge]

hans has some crazy games

why tf is hans so active these days

[mighty remnant]

queens are off board along with one pair of pieces
and one pawns each

[bright glade]

lol

[grim edge]

Moiz out of nowhere:

[mighty remnant]

wait so if you are good enough at endgame will you be good at middle game

?

because the principles are the same

[bright glade]

maybe

[grim edge]

Every phase of chess feels like its own game by this point

[mighty remnant]

ok i just found a loophole in chess
you just need to practice endgames to be good at it

because chess is just a 32 piece endgame

[grim edge]

[mighty remnant]

i lost a rook up in endgame

hahahah

[grim edge]

Yo wayward future master

[nimble niche]

If there is already a tablebase for 7 pieces or less, how long until they can do 36 pieces or less?

[grim edge]

bro hans is like an ape on crack

[mighty remnant]

wait but there's only 32 pieces

[echo seal]

[grim edge]

did you see what hans played yesterday?

[nimble niche]

I just woke up, yes there are only 32

[grim edge]

it's not just because of the way he plays

[mighty remnant]

c20 wayward

[scenic bramble]

Nice elo difference

[mighty remnant]

ok guys
what would you prefer
2 pieces vs 1 pawn and a rook
so basically you can either start with 2 extra pawns and 4 rooks
or 4 pieces

[grim edge]

Man found the best move and no joke played bishop c2 WTF IS CHESS 🫠

[mighty remnant]

it's ok
chess is just a 32 piece endgame

[grim edge]

should i sacrifice the king

YES

the one on z10

all twenty of them

the green orange and others

[mighty remnant]

white or black

which side would you play

[grim edge]

white

[grim edge]

Ill take black

[mighty remnant]

imagine having 4 rooks and a queen in an endgame

[grim edge]

idk how tf do you even break in bruh

[mighty remnant]

xd

[mighty remnant]

a4 a5 a6

[grim edge]

onga bonga varation

[mighty remnant]

b4 b5 b6

[grim edge]

i sacrificed the king or

skull

[mighty remnant]

which side

[strange island]

As the side down material, it’s important to take initiative. As white I’m kicking black’s bishop and aiming to begin rapid development to give me a chance to win this game. It’s an uphill battle but black definitely has nothing immediate to win this game.

[grim edge]

ill take black again

[grim edge]

im thinking black a bit

[mighty remnant]

which side

[grim edge]

white

Ill take black again

[mighty remnant]

wait is it even possible to stop mate on f2

[grim edge]

just because more queens dosent mean its better

well sometimes

idk im clueless of what is going on

but ill take black on the next one aswell

[tepid panther]

Once you go black

Actually true btw

[mighty remnant]

black position is so good
stockfish says after e4 it is -6.1

ikr

but you get the point

[grim edge]

ill eat stockfish

[mighty remnant]

also best move is g3

[grim edge]

if it was real

my mom thought magnus carlson was mango carly

[mighty remnant]

-3.7 eval

[grim edge]

stockfish agree with me

we know whats up

add mittens back

im bobfish

[mighty remnant]

which side

btw i calculate material
so it's equal

[fleet scroll]

Neither

[grim edge]

ill take black

[grim edge]

the forbidden app

[mighty remnant]

stockfish says it's +10

[grim edge]

zamn

[mighty remnant]

eval is +10 here

[grim edge]

lmao

[grim edge]

i wanted to take white but i take black for the memes

[mighty remnant]

oop forgor to replace queen

ok guys now which side

[grim edge]

Ain’t no way 💀

[mighty remnant]

which side

[grim edge]

white i think

[mighty remnant]

maybe i should have pushed it a little backwards

[grim edge]

cant let down my pawny boi

[bronze frigate]

https://play.chess.com/ztFkL

[mighty remnant]

which side

[grim edge]

white

stockfish fears me

[bronze frigate]

https://play.chess.com/JrhV3

[mighty remnant]

equal material tho?

xd

[grim edge]

not because im good at chess mostly because ill eat stockfish

[bronze frigate]

https://play.chess.com/JrhV3

[grim edge]

Yo Ant

[bronze frigate]

https://play.chess.com/JrhV3

[fast kiln]

White no contest take either the g or b pawn and it’s a win on the spot

[grim edge]

whats with the chess

[mighty remnant]

which side

[fast kiln]

Howdy zel

[grim edge]

black

[mighty remnant]

no queen + 9 pawn vs queen

[fast kiln]

I’d play white

[grim edge]

zel where

[fast kiln]

Shit

[grim edge]

zel left

[fast kiln]

I meant Zax

[grim edge]

Theres something wrong with this Qd1

[fast kiln]

nahhhh bro trust

[grim edge]

[mighty remnant]

yup

[grim edge]

[mighty remnant]

which side

[mystic stream]

Black

[mighty remnant]

material is equal

as always

[grim edge]

The more i improve the closer i get to breaking this

[mystic stream]

Who's that

[mighty remnant]

stockfish says this position is +14

[grim edge]

me and squad fr

idk i call chat squad

[restive storm]

Your positional understanding is incredible

[nimble niche]

I have 2-0 score against him

[mighty remnant]

beautiful checkmate

XD

[grim edge]

bishop

[restive storm]

Sorry lol

[mighty remnant]

stockfish vs stockfish
white wins

[grim edge]

ive been playing 5 months stop

[restive storm]

Don't be toxic that's for lasagna

[mighty remnant]

which side

[grim edge]

horsey

ah

[mighty remnant]

imagine the number of forks this game

[grim edge]

ill take white (plottwist)

[nimble niche]

what if it's 15 knights vs 15 knights?

[mighty remnant]

stockfish says it's -6 eval

[mystic stream]

How to get cool roles

[restive storm]

Frick

[mighty remnant]

so clearly bishops are better than knights

[grim edge]

stockfish shut

idc horsie chad

[mighty remnant]

bishop = +14
knight = -6

[restive storm]

Ok I didn't say anything you didn't see me say anything

[nimble niche]

Horsey is a chad in blitz

[grim edge]

What you say ?

pawn more like pond

[mighty remnant]

so bishops are worth 1.5 points more than knights

[restive storm]

Nothing lol

[mighty remnant]

approximately

[grim edge]

Carlos magnusen is crazy

[mighty remnant]

20/13 ~= 1.53

[dusky venture]

YO GUYS I DID A GLORIOUS CHECKMATE!!! https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/80186371593?tab=review&move=89&tab=review&classification=greatfind&autorun=true

[restive storm]

Stockfish evaluation isn't material based

[worn ice]

LOPEEEEEEE (353) vs. ArthurBeChessing (342)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ng5 Qd5 4. d3 exd3 5. Qxd3 Qe5+ 6. Ne4 Bf5 7. f3 Nf6 8. Nc3 Bg6 9. g3 Nfd7 10. f4 Qc5 11. Nxc5 Bxd3 12. cxd3 Nxc5 13. Nb5 Nba6 14. Be3 Na4 15. b3 N4c5 16. Bxc5 Nxc5 17. Nxc7+ Kd7 18. Nxa8 e6 19. Rc1 Bd6 20. d4 Na6 21. Bxa6 bxa6 22. Rd1 Rxa8 23. d5 exd5 24. Rxd5 Rc8 25. O-O Rc2 26. a4 Kc6 27. Rfd1 Bc5+ 28. Kh1 Rc3 29. Rd7 Rxb3 30. Rxf7 Bd4 31. Rxd4 Rb1+ 32. Kg2 Kc5 33. Re4 Kd5 34. Ree7 Rb2+ 35. Kh1 Rb1+ 36. Kg2 Rb2+ 37. Kh3 Kd6 38. Rxg7 Rb5 39. Rxa7 Ke6 40. Rxa6+ Kf5 41. Rxh7 Ke4 42. g4 Rb3+ 43. Kh4 Kxf4 44. g5 Kf5 45. Kh5 Rh3# 

[grim edge]

[nimble niche]

White or black?

[mighty remnant]

ik

[mighty remnant]

horde
not equal material tho sadly

[grim edge]

!WELCOME @dusky venture

[stable jungle]

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[mighty remnant]

white needs 3 more pawns for equal material

[echo seal]

RHEHEHEEH

[nimble niche]

The horde stockfish gives this +1

[dusky venture]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/80186371593?tab=review&move=89&tab=review&classification=greatfind&autorun=true hey guys checkout my checkmate!!! -8 material

[worn ice]

LOPEEEEEEE (353) vs. ArthurBeChessing (342)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ng5 Qd5 4. d3 exd3 5. Qxd3 Qe5+ 6. Ne4 Bf5 7. f3 Nf6 8. Nc3 Bg6 9. g3 Nfd7 10. f4 Qc5 11. Nxc5 Bxd3 12. cxd3 Nxc5 13. Nb5 Nba6 14. Be3 Na4 15. b3 N4c5 16. Bxc5 Nxc5 17. Nxc7+ Kd7 18. Nxa8 e6 19. Rc1 Bd6 20. d4 Na6 21. Bxa6 bxa6 22. Rd1 Rxa8 23. d5 exd5 24. Rxd5 Rc8 25. O-O Rc2 26. a4 Kc6 27. Rfd1 Bc5+ 28. Kh1 Rc3 29. Rd7 Rxb3 30. Rxf7 Bd4 31. Rxd4 Rb1+ 32. Kg2 Kc5 33. Re4 Kd5 34. Ree7 Rb2+ 35. Kh1 Rb1+ 36. Kg2 Rb2+ 37. Kh3 Kd6 38. Rxg7 Rb5 39. Rxa7 Ke6 40. Rxa6+ Kf5 41. Rxh7 Ke4 42. g4 Rb3+ 43. Kh4 Kxf4 44. g5 Kf5 45. Kh5 Rh3# 

[nimble niche]

Still +1 though according to the horde stockfish

[mighty remnant]

which side hehe

this one should be obvious

[old brook]

hi

[grim edge]

what chess style should i use

[dusky venture]

does anyone wanna coach me? i have 2 weeks of experience

[nimble niche]

Nf6 and rook's trapped

[mighty remnant]

ok fine
no f7 weakness

now which side

[dusky venture]

does anyone wanna coach me? i have 2 weeks of experience

[nimble niche]

Rxf7 Nf6, there is no Rxf8

[grim edge]

what chess piece/board style should i use

[mighty remnant]

i suggest playing a few months before getting coached

[dusky venture]

no no trust me

[nimble niche]

This is just Rxc7

[dusky venture]

play one match with me

[mighty remnant]

welp
gl

[dusky venture]

im pretty good

[mystic stream]

Check out this #chess game: CatLivesMatter vs AndresSgarzon - https://www.chess.com/live/game/79293633771

[mighty remnant]

😭

[uneven zephyr]

welcome to the Chess Community makes a Metro

[old brook]

damn 1800+ is tough

[uneven zephyr]

lets gooooooooooo

hit me with some ideas

[mighty remnant]

better?

oop wrong material

[nimble niche]

Rxc7 Nc6 Rcxd7 isn't it?

[grim edge]

what chess piece/board style should i use

[nimble niche]

Rcxd7

[mighty remnant]

now which side

[nimble niche]

Extra rook for white?

[grim edge]

alberts got alot going through his mind

[nimble niche]

🗿

[mystic stream]

👀

[grim edge]

"I use blindfold as my pieces."

• 

[mystic stream]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79293633771

[grim edge]

the name, the message and the just joined role

[nimble niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949559201200476193/1117100019007377599/Screen_Shot_2023-06-11_at_12.36.22_am.png

[mystic stream]

Why doesn't it show my game

[nimble niche]

which parent gave their child this name?

[grim edge]

average just joined moment

[boreal cosmos]

[mystic stream]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79293633771

[obtuse harbor]

Thanks, sorry for the delay, pings come in slow on mobile

[scenic bramble]

I hate wayward queen

[mystic stream]

@obtuse harbor

[grim edge]

send the analysis link i think

[mystic stream]

How do I make it so that it shows the game

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79293633771

[obtuse harbor]

I think Albert is supposed to do it

[nimble niche]

I think Albert is down

[mystic stream]

It says he thinking

[obtuse harbor]

Albert is getting slower lol

[grim edge]

albert is becoming an old person

[mystic stream]

Hkw did it work for u but not me

Do u have to be trusted

[nimble niche]

Need trusted to show embed, but usually Albert doss it anyway

[mystic stream]

Can I get a VIP role

[obtuse harbor]

Nah Albert is just being slow tonight

[mystic stream]

I believe I am a VIP

[boreal cosmos]

no you cant

[mystic stream]

Why

[grim edge]

because you ain’t that guy

[placid adder]

@

[mystic stream]

But I am that guy

[boreal cosmos]

to get vip u should be here for years, help out hundreds of people and be super active

[mystic stream]

Fine

[boreal cosmos]

and then staff might consider giving it. its not something that you ask to get

no vip has gotten the role by asking for it

[mystic stream]

Ok mighty markus

[boreal cosmos]

and you joined here yesterday lol

[mystic stream]

Shhhh

[dark magnet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/80187031935 can anyone review this game for me?

[worn ice]

Jr-Gall0s (970) vs. zombieslayer87 (961)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nf6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. Nc3 O-O 5. Bd3 Nc6 6. Nd5 Nxd5 7. exd5 Nd4 8. Qh3 h6 9. Qg4 d6 10. Qe4 Bf5 11. Qf4 Bxd3 12. cxd3 Nc2+ 13. Kf1 Nxa1 14. d4 exd4 15. d3 c6 16. Qg3 Kh8 17. Nf3 Rg8 18. Qh3 f6 19. Nh4 Qe8 20. Nf5 Bb4 21. g3 Qg6 22. Ne7 Qxd3+ 23. Kg2 Qe4+ 24. Kg1 Qxe7 25. Kg2 

[grim edge]

done my friend

[mystic stream]

Game review?

[dark magnet]

thanks 🙂

[grim edge]

done

[dark magnet]

im down

[grim edge]

damn it

[dark magnet]

what elo are you

[mystic stream]

😄

Oh wow

[dark magnet]

oh damn nvmd im 960\

[nimble niche]

how do i get good at chess?

[grim edge]

[mystic stream]

By naturaly gifted

[grim edge]

win more

[mystic stream]

Be magnus carlsen

[nimble niche]

im not naturally gifted enough it seems

[boreal cosmos]

dont lose

[grim edge]

checkmate the king or whatever

[mystic stream]

How do I become super GM

[grim edge]

win more

[boreal cosmos]

u dont

[mystic stream]

Why

[grim edge]

Oof

[boreal cosmos]

cuz ur nm

[bright glade]

truly one of the best openings of all time
i played it for the first time ever, didnt know any theory, made inaccuracies, managed to win

[boreal cosmos]

so 0% chance

[mystic stream]

Welll

I'm on pace to get there in a few decades

[boreal cosmos]

no ur not

lol

[grim edge]

Wish you best of luck

[mystic stream]

Thz bro

I got magnus carlsen to teach me

[grim edge]

i should be a super gm by tmr probably if i feel like it