💬〡general-off-topic

[worn ice]

Alexander10k (1297) vs. Highkaru (1318)

Move List

1. e4 f6 2. Nf3 Kf7 3. Bc4+ e6 4. d4 d5 5. exd5 exd5 6. Bb5 c6 7. Be2 Bd6 8. O-O Ne7 9. Nc3 Re8 10. Re1 g6 11. Nh4 Nf5 12. Nxf5 Bxf5 13. Bd3 Bxd3 14. Qxd3 Rxe1+ 15. Qf1 Rxf1+ 16. Kxf1 Nd7 17. Bh6 g5 18. Re1 Kg6 19. Bxg5 fxg5 20. Re6+ Nf6 21. Rxd6 Qxd6 22. g3 Re8 23. f3 g4 24. f4 Qe6 25. a3 Qe1+ 26. Kg2 Qd2+ 27. Kf1 Re1# 

[narrow orchid]

[wind dragon]

Guys fortnite created chess

[primal shore]

Hai cc who all in chat

Pain :DD

[pine bison]

listening to 2pac while playing chess gives +100% chess boost

[primal shore]

Pain ily /p

[pine bison]

[still apex]

W

[pine bison]

ily2

[still apex]

none of that mozart garbage just straight fire

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

anyone 1v1?

[primal shore]

Pain

[pine bison]

[primal shore]

I have an OTB tournament on the 30th till the 3rd

[pine bison]

HUGE

[primal shore]

And it's the second biggest tournament in my country

[pine bison]

i cannot wait until my first OTB

[primal shore]

And it has two titled players at it

[pine bison]

[primal shore]

Ones a NM and ones an IM

[pine bison]

just have fun!

[primal shore]

I've studied such much of their games

But I don't expect to play them

They are high rated and I am not lmao

It's mostly 1500-1600 which is my level

[pine bison]

no shot anyone finds the best move in this position for white lol

[grim edge]

[frozen escarp]

HI LUKY

[candid ingot]

something's wrong here

[raw frigate]

planning to attend an otb tournament after my summer training arc

[frozen escarp]

real

[primal shore]

Bxg7??

[narrow orchid]

castling looks reasonable

[pine bison]

its freaking CASTLING

[narrow orchid]

then Qxe1

[narrow orchid]

EZZZ

[pine bison]

??? HANGING BOTH BISHOPS

[primal shore]

Hehe ik

[grim edge]

Nice job

[narrow orchid]

you cant take either tho

[pine bison]

???

[grim edge]

Hi rosimo

[raw frigate]

center game declined

[pine bison]

i mean theres no way i would have thought of this

[narrow orchid]

if Qxe5 then xc6 Bxc3 xb7 Qxb5 xa8=Q
or if xb5 just Bxg7 and free rock

[grim edge]

Magnus wouldve thought of it skill issue

[frozen escarp]

why

[narrow orchid]

lol i found it

[grim edge]

I love me some free rocks

[primal shore]

I always forget how low rated pain is

[pine bison]

i played Qe2 instead

[narrow orchid]

[steel depot]

@pine bison#0 what the line the computer said for 0-0****

[narrow orchid]

pain dw ill teach u chess

[grim edge]

Ah

[pine bison]

thats not possible what

[narrow orchid]

ah yes, the illegal move

[grim edge]

Pain ill sit from the sidelines and judge you while i am 800

[pine bison]

XD

[grim edge]

Like a true 800

[steel depot]

I'm quitting chess.

[narrow orchid]

also pain

[grim edge]

Well miss you

[pine bison]

it didnt blunder anything and white was still up sooo

[grim edge]

It was fun while it lasted

[narrow orchid]

my connection thing is fked up again

[grim edge]

Rosimo you want a quick game?

[narrow orchid]

no

[pine bison]

skill issue rosimo

[grim edge]

Pain?

[pine bison]

[steel depot]

0-0 my bad

[narrow orchid]

no cc just bad coding

[grim edge]

You wanna quick game

[pine bison]

uh sure

[pine bison]

blitz?

[steel depot]

I wrote that wrong

[narrow orchid]

thats not even the first time there have been bugs with that account connection thingie

[grim edge]

Whichever you prefare dude

[pine bison]

sure ill inv

[grim edge]

i love Blåhaj

[narrow orchid]

blitz >>

[grim edge]

What a gentleman

[grim edge]

"Truely epic"

[narrow orchid]

I won the last 2 games with bongcloud at 2100 elo

[covert arch]

The

[grim edge]

[narrow orchid]

its like

bongcloud op

[grim edge]

true i drew moon with it

[narrow orchid]

i adopted chacha with it

[grim edge]

lmao

[narrow orchid]

idk if u know chacha but hes 2050 rapid

[ebon bane]

[silent meadow]

Can’t you just do Re1 and pin the Queen too? 2 bishops for a queen

[grim edge]

remember our only game where i missclicked my queen

[primal shore]

I'm gonna cry

[narrow orchid]

id rather be a queen than that

[grim edge]

why dont

[primal shore]

Someone just asked me what my favourite childhood desert was and when I told them they laughed

[grim edge]

so what

[frozen escarp]

@grim edge what do i do to actually improve

[grim edge]

you should not care lmao

[narrow orchid]

oh wait ur right

[primal shore]

<@&745328830649991179>

[burnt estuary]

its legit but okay 💀

[narrow orchid]

there is Qc5 Kh1 xc6

[burnt estuary]

bro what

[primal shore]

Doesn't matter, advertisinng isn't welcome

[burnt estuary]

fym server mod

its not advertising

its litch free money

[primal shore]

English is hard-

[burnt estuary]

foreigner

[narrow orchid]

that is literally advertising you idiot

[primal shore]

This is the Internet idiot

[burnt estuary]

1v1 me

[narrow orchid]

INTERNETRACIST

[small hull]

play e5 pls

[burnt estuary]

in chess

[narrow orchid]

ok 600

[steel depot]

0-0 is so unatural

[still apex]

LMAOOOOO

[burnt estuary]

400*

dm me if you want to make money through an affiliate program

[primal shore]

Ykw why not

[narrow orchid]

castling is very natural in the position pain sent

[steel depot]

true

[burnt estuary]

hehehehehehe

[primal shore]

Let's play, what's your cc

[still apex]

me when the ponzi scheme

[pine bison]

totally yeaaaa

[narrow orchid]

no clickin that

[primal shore]

<@&745328830649991179>

[narrow orchid]

you lose a piece either way so look for other moves

[burnt estuary]

its temu affiliate program for invites

[small hull]

u can still play e5

[silent meadow]

Well I just checked the engine and that was the top move 🤷‍♂️

[primal shore]

o pain in chat nvm

[narrow orchid]

then castling makes sense

[still apex]

bro no one clicking on your shady temu link LMAOOOO

[narrow orchid]

ye i forgot they have Qc5 as an inbetweenmove

[frozen escarp]

TEMU 💀💀

[steel depot]

i just couldn't see it but yea it's true

but the line that follow, no it's just impossible

[narrow orchid]

okay back to bongclouding nubs

[mellow fiber]

im so bad at chess damn

[cobalt peak]

Guys wtf is Error RG45?

[mellow fiber]

send help

[steel depot]

0-0, than Qxe5 for Re1 ?b

[cobalt peak]

I can't create a account

[narrow orchid]

its not smurfing if you dont have any other accounts pain

[small hull]

damn

[steel depot]

and Qxe1 ?

[small hull]

i give up

gg

[raw frigate]

@grim edge

Wak up

[small hull]

i studied that line of vienna 6 months ago

but i only remembered the queen h5

[raw frigate]

Become alpha male top g

[dense turtle]

oops i forgot to sleep early

again

now i have 3 hours to sleep lol

[latent pebble]

[dense turtle]

good night guys !!!

[raw frigate]

Yikes

[dense turtle]

bye zacks

[cobalt peak]

I can't create a new account

[frozen escarp]

he is

[cobalt peak]

Error RG45?

:/

I still have 30 more accounts

[still apex]

lmaooo

[cobalt peak]

...

[raw frigate]

<@&745328830649991179>

[narrow orchid]

smartest chess.com user

[cobalt peak]

it was incase smth got wrong

[raw frigate]

What engine u using

[cobalt peak]

Stockywish

[grim edge]

I won against pain

[cobalt peak]

1v1

Search on chess "Gaycarlsen6969"

And 1v1 me

[narrow orchid]

bro said legal

[raw frigate]

😂

[cobalt peak]

Well I lost it 29 more accounts to go with

[grim edge]

bro this is too funny man
they got jre in toons 🤣

this is too funny not to share man

@restive storm

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/VuckPcqtTK0

[raw frigate]

Brobrobro

[grim edge]

bro they got the emotions on point and everything 🤣

[raw frigate]

Zax

[grim edge]

Yo Yo Water

wassup

[raw frigate]

This is at move 7, apparently stockfish wants to SAC the rook and its +1

[indigo dawn]

@grim edge is it true that you are from Sweden lmaoo

[raw frigate]

Crazy sh

[grim edge]

huh?

[spare roost]

The match is boring asf

[grim edge]

Damn too complicated even for me ive seen insane lines come out of such positions check out what stockfish wants after

Zax i won against pain

And drew once

[grim edge]

Ofc

[frosty pine]

criss cross apple sauce

[grim edge]

YOU CAN WIN AGAINST PAIN BUT NOT ME

[raw frigate]

Apparently this is what stockfish wants

[grim edge]

On a serious note Good job yass proud i am

[raw frigate]

Thats insane

[grim edge]

Say whatever you want but i played for less time than you

[pine bison]

i got distracted by having to ban someone

[elfin fiber]

Check out this #chess game: StarMage67 vs omy7544778 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80164322547
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

[grim edge]

Inam crying

[grim edge]

wdym ive been playing 5 months

[frosty pine]

noice

[frozen escarp]

zax check dms

[spare roost]

Is anyone watching the final

[grim edge]

Utter lies i say propesterous i believe

[grim edge]

Na thats crazy great to see you improve tho

[grim edge]

Me for 2

[pine bison]

nope

[grim edge]

Impressive fr

:3

[indigo dawn]

@pine bison do you like pain

[grim edge]

when is the part i adopt you tho:3

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-gif-26489385

yes

[spare roost]

Why do you still have the audacity to show up

[raw frigate]

Thanksss gonna hit 1300 soon

[grim edge]

Cant adopt me if i dont play

[elfin fiber]

What’s the feeling you have when you make a move and realize you blundered a piece or a mate in something

[frosty pine]

when's levy online?

[grim edge]

Because i own the server duh

[grim edge]

GET THEM NOOBS

[frozen escarp]

dms i need help

[grim edge]

Ask zax

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

alr ill check

[grim edge]

If u wanna quick game like rn i dont mind

[indigo dawn]

he was flushed down the toilet 😭😭😭

[grim edge]

alr LETS GOOOOOOO

[spare roost]

Baited, are u watching the final

[grim edge]

Send invite

[narrow orchid]

28/1 with bongcloud rn

[grim edge]

Nope i have better things to do like playing tetris

[narrow orchid]

(i hung my queen by accident in that one game )

[boreal cosmos]

[grim edge]

Hi markus

[grim edge]

sent pog

[narrow orchid]

markus do u have a bongcloud account

[elfin fiber]

Google en passant

[spare roost]

It’s the champions league final u Idiot

[grim edge]

@grim edge Tell me when your ready im also listening to music

why cheat in chess man thats sad

[elfin fiber]

What openings you guys play?
I main e4 and then defend with queenside knight if I’m white

[grim edge]

"The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life."

[frosty pine]

guys so when's Levy online?

[grim edge]

y Paul Morphy

[rocky vale]

That's not the correct quoting

[grim edge]

Who do you want to win?

[spare roost]

Inter of course

[elfin fiber]

I am being ignored

[grim edge]

Fair

I JUST GOT ANOTHER BRILLIANT

[elfin fiber]

Holy shit where

[spare roost]

I’ve got 440 what’s ur point

[grim edge]

W brilliant

@pine bison Yass said he was gonna crush me

[elfin fiber]

My 300 elo ass can’t see the mate

[grim edge]

Master what do you think of my brilliant

[grim edge]

Send me G

@elfin fiber its not mate,it just wins material

@grim edge Another round?

@grim edge I send picture up there

ill see it

[elfin fiber]

I cant see it

[elfin fiber]

Nvm free rook?

[grim edge]

@grim edge BRO LOST THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOK OR YOU WIN 2 PAWNS W BRILLIANT

hi

Check out this #chess game: IgorLion69 vs oschwong - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80166698997

[grim edge]

aY LONG TIME no see blisma

I didn't play the best game but it was fair tbh

[elfin fiber]

Check out this #chess game: StarMage67 vs omy7544778 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80164322547
Rekt this guy

[grim edge]

He tried to play Albin counter gambit against me

[shell shard]

how to challenge?

[elfin fiber]

I forgor

[grim edge]

Oh wait zax i joined a game

[grim edge]

no im here

send another if your down

I will in a bit

[untold quail]

can someone coach me?

[grim edge]

Alr 1 step closer to adoption

Bruh kids of my age be studying for 6hrs everyday

but as you say my friend truely epic

[narrow orchid]

im up for adoption any time

[grim edge]

Actually would be fun ngl

i just need to get a little better

[tropic pawn]

LET ME ADD PHOTSO

[grim edge]

I want to eradicate a certain grp of people

[shell shard]

Blitz anyone?

[tropic pawn]

me

[tulip tree]

Who has trading view

[grim edge]

London players probably

[tropic pawn]

15 second?

[shell shard]

yes

[hoary ibex]

why are rooks so useless in the middlegame

[tropic pawn]

ok wait

[hoary ibex]

i literally can't find any way to develop them

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

People who don't en passant

[grim edge]

@grim edge you wanna now?

[grim edge]

alr lets go

[primal shore]

Think ima play more rated

[grim edge]

Good luck

[pine bison]

lol

[tropic pawn]

Shut up

[narrow orchid]

chess.com communist

use lichess 🗿

[primal shore]

🙏

[pine bison]

how old are you?

[tropic pawn]

17

[primal shore]

I love communism

[shell shard]

gg

[tropic pawn]

Whats wrong with using lichess link its not like i provide drugs

[grim edge]

LETS GO COTYYYYY

[primal shore]

Although cc is more capitalist as it has more paid features

[grim edge]

City 1 Inter 0

[tropic pawn]

bg bruh you destroyed me XD

[narrow orchid]

nah cc is communist, basic knowledge

[pine bison]

idk man did you read what server you are in

[tropic pawn]

yes

[primal shore]

...proof?💀

[still apex]

Use common sense brah

[shell shard]

Li chess

.com

[still apex]

Liren Chess

[quasi niche]

Lithium chess

[primal shore]

Lichess.com

[pine bison]

[tropic pawn]

they are completely different

[grim edge]

@grim edge WHEN I JUST PLAYED YOU THIS SONG HIT SO MF HARD WTF

[pine bison]

next gets timeout

[grim edge]

Violin heaven what the heck

[narrow orchid]

pretty sure thats illegal

[quasi niche]

Lichess has less latency
Chess.com has more features and better UI

[tropic pawn]

cursors are different + takeback system + different modes + room system

[grim edge]

violins?

[sacred steeple]

You just got 5 nerd reactions how will you ever go on

[still apex]

How long are we talking bout?

[primal shore]

Wait wha whyyy

[pine bison]

5 years

[narrow orchid]

putting violions in an underage person is probably illegal

[grim edge]

Ay my boy

[tropic pawn]

i dont care* about 14 year old's emojis

[shell shard]

Bishop or Knight?

[grim edge]

Tf you mean

[primal shore]

I bet you can only timeout like 5 minutes ☠️ /lh

[still apex]

Yo Caelestia jimboblazins chess is evolving

[grim edge]

ALSO REVIEW THE GAME DAMN IT

[pine bison]

what the fu

[narrow orchid]

A Minor

[primal shore]

..wha

[narrow orchid]

"violins in a minor"

[tropic pawn]

knight

[narrow orchid]

thats probably illegal

[grim edge]

I cant understand that sentence

[shell shard]

Knight

[sacred steeple]

Are you sure? Your banner says feed me a stray cat

[grim edge]

Probably

[dry breach]

my cat just knocked the white queen off my table

[grim edge]

AHHHH HES CHINESE

[kind mulch]

aight y'all imma be fr im ass at chess

[tropic pawn]

Yes

[tropic pawn]

who isn't

[grim edge]

Magnus

@grim edge You asked for the review my friend here it is GG

[kind mulch]

bruh y'all in a chess discord n everything

[grim edge]

Thanks big boss

[primal shore]

Someone just asked me why Samuel Jackson always plays black guys 😭😭

[tropic pawn]

so?

[kind mulch]

talking bout chess for hours

[grim edge]

You did great i tell you u play impressive for only 2 months

[tepid panther]

Lost a bunch today

[kind mulch]

dedicated n stuff

[tropic pawn]

we talk about economy all the time but our economys ass

[grim edge]

Dw you will get it back dw!!

[tepid panther]

But....

[grim edge]

Thanks

[primal shore]

Zax ily

[tepid panther]

I beat a WIM

[grim edge]

we take those

[primal shore]

...in chess right???

[grim edge]

Charlie im gonna watch the nic cage film this night

MAN CITY WINNING UCL

[kind mulch]

bishop or knight?

[tepid panther]

Chess boxing

[grim edge]

Ily too/p

[tepid panther]

You better

[grim edge]

Ayo

[narrow orchid]

no that'd be boring

[primal shore]

Guy looks like he has strings holding up his cheaks

[grim edge]

Oh yeah its a good match

[tepid panther]

She's like 1000 years old too

[grim edge]

I am watching it too

Pog

[grim edge]

So you beat a child

W UCL

[spare roost]

So?

[grim edge]

skull

Football is so good

[sacred steeple]

Who

[spare roost]

We all want inter to win

[tepid panther]

I beat someone's grandma

[primal shore]

Oh no it's puh

[grim edge]

If you want Inter to win then I am rooting for Man City

[sacred steeple]

Oh lol

[grim edge]

I ain't taking any side you take

[spare roost]

Ok

[grim edge]

Yeah it does look like his face is melting off like honey very fitting for winnie the pooh

[spare roost]

Same

[tepid panther]

It was chess boxing tho

[primal shore]

Ong

[grim edge]

My angel

@tepid panther What type of music you play christian?

@grim edge you missed a tactic that couldve killed your chess career

[primal shore]

Ily

[tepid panther]

Metal and punk mostly. With a side of Indie rock

[grim edge]

And i wouldve been winning against you

[grim edge]

bishop takes knight its pinned and you threat a fork

Cute

its not the end of the world to be down a exchange yass

i could still win

[sacred steeple]

https://youtu.be/ka-iyxBbzcA

[grim edge]

I actually fkin considering it then i was like yeah his knight can just take back

[grim edge]

If i dont blunder i win tho

[grim edge]

I could take queen then take bishop back

but you win a exchange by the fork

you missed it and i played 93 accuracy says max engine rest of the game

[grim edge]

Did u at least hide the body

[grim edge]

skull

[sacred steeple]

Skull

[grim edge]

I still am winning then

Skull emoji

Yup If

[sacred steeple]

Two skull emojis

[grim edge]

As in ill blunder the very next move

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-25694630

[grim edge]

chess speaks for itself

I should gotten the beads ong

Ive been skulling all this year ong

you should stop skulling

is it just me and you in general?

Bring back the xD

idk only xd emote i have

[grim edge]

Theres kayden

[grim edge]

Yooooo sup kayden

Tell em John

Well seems like its only us again

Zax needs to hear this

so how is the weather

Idk i havent gone outside in 3 years

Anna Cramling best looking chess girl IMO

[grim edge]

where is the nearest location to grass you remember?

Anna's voice is prolly the worst tho

[grim edge]

School probably

I can't listen to her for more than 5 mins

I would go insane

[grim edge]

Alr take a hard left you should find some grass

[grim edge]

Really? I think its cute she reminds me of my youngest cousin

My goal is to overtake anna in swedish leaderboards

[grim edge]

She has this squaky voice and especially IRL she laughs a lot for some reason

[grim edge]

Bruh

[grim edge]

Alexandra >

she has like 2150 elo if im not wrong

anna cramling is second

[grim edge]

I knew a lot of people like that in my lifetime most of em are genuinely and thers this annoying son of a bich

Still 2k

[trail cliff]

imagine being happy

or maybe its nervous laughter idk

[grim edge]

Couldnt be me

[grim edge]

Mate she laughs at everything as if she is on drugs idk what's up with her

[grim edge]

I do that a lot irl nyself

I start laughing when i am nervous

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/now-how-about-a-little-smile-cheer-up-get-over-it-show-me-your-smile-give-me-that-smile-gif-15428899

Or smiling most of the time

Oh you made a move hahahahahah and then that squaky high pitched voice oml

[full folio]

I’m coming into this convo with no context but she most likely is just trying to show interest in you

Oh nevermind

[trail cliff]

when you dont have a clue what someone is on about there are 2 go to responses, "oh.. yeah" and awkwardly laughing, no other options

[quick jacinth]

hey I'm new here and wanted to know if there was a specific channel where we could find people who wanted to play a game of chess

[grim edge]

Just mute her.

[grim edge]

!WELCOME @quick jacinth

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

Play zax hes like 300

[full folio]

This is probably the best channel

[grim edge]

@quick jacinth Try #💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

im 150 bruh

Well see yall imma go cry in soltitude

[full folio]

Can someone tell me what opening this is

[grim edge]

Smile yass

[quick jacinth]

cool ok

[trail cliff]

king side exchange variation?

[quick jacinth]

also chess.com is saying my rating is 1087 right now but I don't play a lot of rated chess

[trail cliff]

rating doesnt mean everything so what

[tulip tree]

Why is today so

[grim edge]

OH MY LORD WHAT DID INTER MISS

Lol

[trail cliff]

what is bobby fischer rating on chess.com?

[grim edge]

Inter is gonna lose

[tulip tree]

You guys just tlk shi*************++****

[trail cliff]

no u

[upper sparrow]

@lament jacinth guys liya is the best

[trail cliff]

keep it in dms

[grim edge]

I AM BRUV

[tulip tree]

Ibr I’m better thank everyone here

I’m on 2,150

[trail cliff]

whoever created this has way too much time and way too little shame

[tulip tree]

Where is the chat

@trail cliff what is your score on chess

[trail cliff]

tree fiddy

[tulip tree]

Who ever agreees with me here say abc I’m better than everyone one here lamo

[tawny olive]

https://play.chess.com/gvJLs

anyone up for a game

[tulip tree]

Yh

@tawny olive I’m up boiiii

[trail cliff]

https://play.chess.com/ZvYg9

anyone up for a game?

[naive sluice]

can someone help me get better at chess im 190 elo

i suck but i like it

idek tbh

[quasi niche]

Bro has surpassed Martin
Impossible

Rip

[viral epoch]

Opa

[tulip tree]

Anyone up for a game g

[viral epoch]

Anitta still hasn't given me those blunder master roles

[trail cliff]

https://play.chess.com/hRD8Y

[naive sluice]

i average like 50 blunders a game 👍

[grim edge]

Hi

[trail cliff]

can you beat me?

[tulip tree]

Anyone up for a a game

[low sable]

ill play

[tulip tree]

@grim edge hii

@low sable dm me

[grim edge]

WHAT A UCL FINALE

How do you get access to talk in #💬〡improvement-talk

I already connected my chess.com account

COME ON MAN CITY

[trail cliff]

ew lichess

[worn ice]

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1935 (1935 peak)
Blitz: 1860 (1860 peak)
Bullet: 1847 (1847 peak)

[tulip tree]

Who is up for a biggg game

[tepid panther]

Duh

[trail cliff]

wait you know how to spell?

[tulip tree]

Okay I’ll dm u

[last verge]

any chance im highest rated in chat rn

[grim edge]

guess what happend duck 😄

[tulip tree]

Who is up for a game

[last verge]

1800

[grim edge]

I beat a 2.1k rated today

how tf did we even match

[quasi niche]

I'm 200 rated
You don't have a chance against me

[grim edge]

70 move najdorf sicllian game

insane

[tulip tree]

Lol that’s defo a lie I’m on 2,345 and I couldn’t beat a 985

[little saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/kokushibo-cry-harder-kokushibo-cry-kokushibou-gif-26032829

[trail cliff]

huh?

[last verge]

i got 96 accuracy and a brilliant earlier

[tulip tree]

@grim edge Yhyh dm me

[little saddle]

for what

[grim edge]

[trail cliff]

i played a 550 rated best of 3 earlier and they had 2 games above 96% accuracy

[last verge]

also gave me a 2650 performance

[tulip tree]

Immmm justttt to goodf

[trail cliff]

used all their brain power just for me

[little saddle]

ı am asking why youre banned

[grim edge]

Duck is a pro

[little saddle]

and give me real answer

banned for cheating ?

ok

[last verge]

bro is a stockfish user

[little saddle]

you activated my trap card : Stockfish !

[trail cliff]

i don't play cheap strategies just to beat bad people so my elo climbs suddenly once my long term strats start to get more solid 🤓

[last verge]

??

[grim edge]

guys how do i get a fide rating n stuff

play irl chess

[trail cliff]

gotta go outside unfortunately

[last verge]

paypal me $100

[grim edge]

tournaments orginized by fide

[grim edge]

Play chess but chess

[grim edge]

chess be chessing

[limber vine]

How many of u r irritated because of the shot by dimarco that was blocked by lukaku

[grim edge]

😭😭

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

[trail cliff]

play chess but much more annoying and no easy post game analyis

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

fair but how

Chess spoke to the interviewer

Cosmicfish:

[trail cliff]

even if this didnt have subtitle everyone here would know what he said

iconic buffoon moment

[grim edge]

lmao fr

[spare river]

CITY WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

[frozen escarp]

otb chess ❌
irl chess ✅

[quasi niche]

Bro inter threw ;-;

[limber vine]

Im so irritated, lukaku blocked his own teammate's (dimarco's) shot

[grim edge]

W

[little saddle]

unlike you

[grim edge]

Chess is chess but cheese is chess?

🤨

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163840

Exactly

[spare river]

Tbh inter gave me heart attacks

[grim edge]

Chess>chess

[quick jacinth]

hey does anyone wanna play a game of chess and if so do I need to use the connect command?

[quasi niche]

Same

[quasi niche]

Çhess>

[little saddle]

Çheşş

[coral crypt]

Cheese is a chess piece that starts at b2, g2, g7, and b7, that only can move in direction to his opposite corner

[grim edge]

[quasi niche]

Chêz

[little saddle]

CæşÆ

[grim edge]

dont make me bring checkers

[grim edge]

Bruh he made it reality

[quasi niche]

Chessckers?

[grim edge]

forbidden Combo

[quick jacinth]

my favorite game chessckers

[worn ice]

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[little saddle]

checky checky check chek

[grim edge]

what a channel

best chess memes fr

[little saddle]

fr

[grim edge]

Chat dead lmao

[tulip tree]

Bro my charge finished

Who is up for a game ?????

[frozen escarp]

i got so bad all of a sudden

[tulip tree]

Who isss yo for a shame-game

[quick jacinth]

i'll play

[tulip tree]

Okay dm me

Btw just to let you know I’m on 2,165

[grim edge]

Saw what i send in dms?

[tulip tree]

Soo I might be to way to high key you know cuz

@grim edge wanna 1?1 me

[grim edge]

Im about to coach one of my students later time we can play friend

City win it

[viral epoch]

I like noting down advanced words or phrases when I stumble across them

Such as evanesce

[grim edge]

confounded i learnt a new word

[viral epoch]

Oh wow it's such a cool word

And anon

[grim edge]

what a covidence

[old thistle]

Yo

[grim edge]

Yo

[viral epoch]

Yo

[coral crypt]

Yo

[torpid sandal]

does anybody wanna play a chess game

[old thistle]

Sure

What time control?

[grim edge]

dubs

[torpid sandal]

anything you want. i will definitely lose but at least i am learning

[coral crypt]

Waiting a moment to use this

[grim edge]

Scipio throws alot dw

[torpid sandal]

oh nice you play brawl stars :D

[grim edge]

[old thistle]

Let's do 10+0 then

[torpid sandal]

im a 600 so i throw more

[torpid sandal]

ok

[old thistle]

[grim edge]

Haha well wish you the best of luck

If you play one keep me updated 100%%

[old thistle]

https://play.chess.com/t2ehE

[grim edge]

HAAH Yes Good luck

tell me the results

[coral crypt]

What's otb

[grim edge]

Over the board

[coral crypt]

I see

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Opa

Piccolo rules

[grim edge]

Your asking me this when im about to coach someone

[tawdry turtle]

anybody wanna play some chess and talk while playing

[viral epoch]

But Venti is the king of our servitude

[grim edge]

Sure i could coach you later ping me if you see me online

[glossy radish]

hihi

[tulip tree]

Who wanna 1v1

Who’s down for a game

[tawdry turtle]

i can

[tulip tree]

Dm me

I dmed u lamooo

[sharp galleon]

bye

[glossy radish]

):

[tulip tree]

Who is down for a game lano

[hazy wolf]

hello

[tulip tree]

Who is down for a game

[glossy radish]

hihi

[tawdry turtle]

anyone wanna play in a call? dm me

[grim edge]

I hate people who post cat pictures and have cat pfps so much

[tulip tree]

Who is down for a agame

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-25708920

[grim edge]

second this

[tulip tree]

Who is down for a game

[grim edge]

wouldn't say hate though just find it annoying

[frozen escarp]

yeah i did. i don’t think i deserve my rating

[low sable]

did you not recieve my challange?

[tulip tree]

@low sable your to easy for me mate

I’m on 2,400

[low sable]

we havent even played yet

[tulip tree]

I’m better thank u

Thann uu

[old thistle]

GG

[low sable]

dude you're embarssing yours;ef

[torpid sandal]

gg

[dire glen]

I'm 800

try to beat me

[tulip tree]

That’s nth g

I’ll beat. U u u u u u u. U u u. U u u. U u u u

[dire glen]

a

[sudden vessel]

Im 2100 in chess.com and 1800 on the board play me

[little saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/kokushibo-cry-harder-kokushibo-cry-kokushibou-gif-26032829

[tulip tree]

Lanooo

[grim edge]

omg this zesty ahh anime people

[dire glen]

can you comment images here?

[grim edge]

atleast i can cry and not be “laze” about it

[tulip tree]

Anime ïs legit

[tawdry turtle]

does anybody wanna play in a vc? join 2p room 2

[tulip tree]

Yh

[finite plume]

can someone game review this https://www.chess.com/game/47ec2243-07d5-11ee-80a7-f9e37701000f

[tulip tree]

Bro

Black one lamoo

[glossy radish]

meow

[old thistle]

Done

[tulip tree]

Meow

[finite plume]

thanks

[grim edge]

real i have a cat that im taking care of but i hate when they get obsessed with them like its cringe

[tulip tree]

Who is down for a game

[low sable]

coughs

[tulip tree]

Lôfffff shoshh

[grim edge]

real

[dire glen]

I have a cat his name is a

[tulip tree]

Man said Jew hah

Now a ha

[grim edge]

bro stop saying that i once joked about germany and i got timedout

i dont even think its a mistake i just wont say it

[tulip tree]

My cats name is a gay Germany

[dire glen]

I was banned in one server to ask a furry to bark

[tulip tree]

Lol

Bark you dirty

[grim edge]

fr

[tulip tree]

Super chess

[dire glen]

But he can't speak like a human, he indentifies as a dog

[dire glen]

ok i'll stop

[grim edge]

Katso tätä #chess -peliä: smlrods vs Prral - https://www.chess.com/live/game/80172076651

[dire glen]

what is that?

[tulip tree]

He is doe

[grim edge]

Why this game is so trash now... Wtf even is this.. This is not chess lmao.. This is brain damage

[dire glen]

I live under a rock

fr

[tulip tree]

Magnus gay carlsen

[dire glen]

is magnus gay?

i don't believe it xd

a

[old briar]

Why are all the servers dead??

There's 4k people in this server 🤣

4 of us are alive?

[old briar]

Because yes

[dire glen]

1. e4 - c5
2. bc4 - e5
3. Qh5 - g6
4. qxe5+ - e7
5. qxh8 - f6

I'm black, hit me please

i need it

[tulip tree]

Magnus carlsen has a kid I sware his like 15 lamo

[low sable]

wdym hit you?

[dire glen]

punch me

[low sable]

i dont want to do that

[dire glen]

a free rook on H8

[boreal cosmos]

sounds like a live ongoing game?

[low sable]

oh you want to be punished

[dire glen]

but his queen cannot move

[low sable]

lmao

[dire glen]

but please it is a daily don't spoiler

i just want a punch on me right now

[boreal cosmos]

what?

[boreal cosmos]

if i was you i wouldnt ask to cheat

[dire glen]

it is a daily

[next thorn]

football is dead

[boreal cosmos]

so?

you know in daily games cheating is also not allowed

[next thorn]

Lukaku was a secret agent

[dire glen]

i don't want it is gay

i preffer to lose well

[fast kiln]

Cheese

[solid mica]

Heyyyyyyy girls I’m stoned

[dire glen]

okay but relax i'm not a cheater

in bullet i won withouth a queen but daily it is more complicate to give free pieces

[frank raft]

@fast kiln how did u get the bongmaster roll?

[fast kiln]

I won the bongcloud arena

[next thorn]

I'm batman

[frank raft]

nice

[glossy radish]

moo

[dire glen]

<1000 on chess

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[low sable]

are you implying that you should be pardoned on what you may do?

[solid mica]

What

[glossy radish]

cope

[solid mica]

This is the most moderator thing to say ever

[solid mica]

What’s

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[dire glen]

how can i get more roles?

[solid mica]

You are all such confusing people

[glossy radish]

use /connect
then use /trust

[glossy radish]

you dont

[dire glen]

even i cannot speak on vc

[low sable]

so are you

[glossy radish]

use /connect

[fast kiln]

skill issue.

[solid mica]

I’m not confusing actually

[devout lagoon]

any chess scholars willing to lend me some advice while i play ouroboros king?

[glossy radish]

these losers smh

[dire glen]

"This command will be updated with a more detailed explanation soon! For now, click the button! :)"

[solid mica]

Im very clear ask me anything

[low sable]

well there are pleny of things you could mean

[low sable]

oh is your father a glass maker?

[solid mica]

Literally how

[tulip tree]

There is a pub g group discord server with 13000 people online and no one is typing 💬 lano

Lamoo

[dire glen]

@strange skiff may steam me playing on lichess here?

[glossy radish]

where does it say that

[low sable]

lmao
you see
you are saying you are clear
so that must mean you're made of glass
so is your father's occupation that of making glass?

[glossy radish]

dude wth. dont ping her for that, and no you cannot

[dire glen]

I cannot conect my account here

[glossy radish]

you dont have perms to stream

[dire glen]

f

[tulip tree]

Bro whoehhh

[low sable]

im such a nerd 😇

[glossy radish]

you cant use /connect ?

[worn ice]

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[glossy radish]

@dire glen

[midnight fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[dire glen]

again

[glossy radish]

again whwat

[dire glen]

"This command will be updated with a more detailed explanation soon! For now, click the button! :)"

[glossy radish]

click the button then

hi elliot

[dire glen]

ok

[humble lichen]

Hi

[smoky otter]

Hi

[glossy radish]

hihi !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[dire glen]

a

[olive sonnet]

i cant disconnect wtf

[dire glen]

I have rights

[glossy radish]

alr leave and rejoin vc

[glossy radish]

@dire glen use /trust to view requirements for pic and stream perms

[dire glen]

okay

[deep aurora]

just hit 1400 everyone

[olive sonnet]

nice

[deep aurora]

very happy rn

[dire glen]

i need to be a member for 7 daus and to talk 5 differet days

yup

[olive sonnet]

@grim edge stop it

he's aussie

[dire glen]

how can i get a nickname?

[glossy radish]

you dont know how?

[dire glen]

nop

[glossy radish]

goddamn

@olive sonnet

[dire glen]

thx

[glossy radish]

nvm thanks

[olive sonnet]

._.

@grim edge screw u

[valid elk]

e

[glossy radish]

@dire glen mods can see deleted messages

[olive sonnet]

._.

[worn ice]

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1291 (1361 peak)
Blitz: 1039 (1057 peak)
Bullet: 872 (998 peak)

[deep aurora]

no its the wrong one

[dire glen]

okay

[glossy radish]

use /disconnect

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> isukbadhelp

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1291 (1361 peak)
Blitz: 1039 (1057 peak)
Bullet: 872 (998 peak)

[dire glen]

ty

[glossy radish]

then reconnect

[dire glen]

i really live under a rock xd

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1401 (1401 peak)
Blitz: 1093 (1093 peak)
Bullet: 1155 (1200 peak)

[glossy radish]

go to id:customize to take roles

[dire glen]

okay

[raw frigate]

its 1 am i need to sleep 💀

[glossy radish]

hi water

dude its only 1am relax

hi grims

[grim edge]

this is the 2nd easiest question on a putnam

[glossy radish]

grim you can do that yourself... im out

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[raw frigate]

But like sleep

[grim edge]

already solved it

[glossy radish]

cmon ive stayed up till 5.. it aint that bad

[fiery beacon]

My friend just said that I have to do 1 push-up for every blunder I make

[torpid sandal]

whats a putnam

[glossy radish]

smh thats easy

[dire glen]

tysm

[grim edge]

a Putnam is the hardest math test known to man as of 2023

[raw frigate]

Ur literally the devil in my head saying i should stay up and not sleep 💀😭

[grim edge]

i can make a harder one

[fiery beacon]

Most of my blunders are checkmate blunders because I have a blindspot for being checkmated

[torpid sandal]

i like math, where does it take place

[glossy radish]

stay up

[dire glen]

me 2

[glossy radish]

whats the average amount of bludnes u get

[fiery beacon]

I get caught up in my own plan

[grave wasp]

why am I still here

[glossy radish]

vblunders*

[fiery beacon]

0-2

[glossy radish]

hi alex

[grim edge]

its a physical test, 6 hours, 2 sections, 12 questions, average score is 1-5/120

[glossy radish]

then push ups should be easy

[dire glen]

I see bad tactics and give pieces, Mikahil tall I failed you

ff

[fiery beacon]

I play a lot of chess in my free time

[torpid sandal]

i see, who is allowed to take it

[fiery beacon]

It adds up

[vast sierra]

Wasn't there a really easy modular arithmetic one

[glossy radish]

how does that matter

[grim edge]

i believe if you take the hardest math class in top colleges u might be able to take one

[fiery beacon]

It’s a daily thing so if I play 10 games and make 2 blunders each time then I do 20 push-ups a day

[grim edge]

year of test?>

[olive sonnet]

i wanna go to college in 10th grade

[fiery beacon]

I’m not in shape

[vast sierra]

I can't remember

[glossy radish]

ok shut up

[fiery beacon]

I’m not fat I just have noodle arms

[dire glen]

#500-999 what is that?

[torpid sandal]

what are the hardest classes? i’m in high school right now so i want to plan

[glossy radish]

its a channel

for your rating

[grim edge]

bro most students drop out of that class after like 1 semester

[tulip tree]

Go sleep look at the time

[dull vault]

https://play.chess.com/rovD1

[glossy radish]

cmon mate, i dont work out and i do at least 30 push ups

[dire glen]

but are there clases, books or is it just chat?

[tulip tree]

Just go sleep goofyy

[torpid sandal]

let’s say i’m good enough

[glossy radish]

ihy.

[fiery beacon]

Noodle arms man

[vast sierra]

The Putnam is geared for math undergrads

[glossy radish]

so? i have noodle ass arms

practise push ups

[grim edge]

ight solve this 1 hour to solve good luck

[olive sonnet]

FISH

[torpid sandal]

well i can’t solve it now, but can you tell me what the classes are at least

[fiery beacon]

That’s kinda forced lol

[dull vault]

that's light work

[grim edge]

solve it then

[glossy radish]

do them anyway

[dire glen]

do someone want to play a game?

[dull vault]

why would I solve your test question

pay me blud

[grim edge]

some class in harvard or sum shit

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[vast sierra]

It's not really set classes

If you do a math major you'd be able to understand the questions

[glossy radish]

<@&745328830649991179>

[dull vault]

https://play.chess.com/rovD1

thanks man I'll check it out

[vast sierra]

Doesn't mean you'd be able to do them though

[tawny crow]

Berserk pfp

W

[torpid sandal]

are you able to tell me the kind of classes i should be taking in high school to ensure i am on my way to a math major

[vast sierra]

Depends on the uni