💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

hi

[nimble niche]

what are you thoughts on Preston Ware?

[grim edge]

whats up

[grim edge]

[bronze portal]

[sacred steeple]

Night night

[nimble niche]

He's the guy whose name is used for 1.a4 and 1...a5

[grim edge]

bye

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/blog/1cbb/the-father-of-a4

I made this because I have a 2000 elo friend who mains the ware

[wicked hollow]

hello guys i am real magnus please send me elo

[grim edge]

what’s even the point of 1. a4

[grim edge]

really?

[wicked hollow]

Yes ELo pls

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/member/alexsanta ask this guy

[bronze portal]

Every dah magnus thoughts

[dark rock]

I’m batu khan!

[rugged mulch]

the amount of toxicity going down on the vc is crazy

[bronze portal]

MAGNUS LOST TO HIKARU

MAGNUS IS BAD

[grim edge]

dead chat

[grim edge]

bro won

[wicked hollow]

im real magnus pls send elo

[grim edge]

big fan ngl 🗿

[grim edge]

bro silenced himself

[bronze portal]

MAGNUS HUNG HIS QUEEN AGAINST HIKARU

But it was also just a mouse slip

[wicked hollow]

send elo

[wicked hollow]

never play chess again or eat a bug

[rugged mulch]

can i directly talk to a mod to report someone?

since there arent any report systems

[wicked hollow]

why u reporting me bro

[rugged mulch]

not reporting u

[grim edge]

i’ve eaten bugs before

[rugged mulch]

i dont even know who u are

[bronze portal]

Hey incho

[grim edge]

dm a mod or just ping the message u wanna report

[rugged mulch]

thank you very much

[grim edge]

yw

[grim edge]

hey

[bronze portal]

Would you rather face magnus or face hikaru¿

[grim edge]

bros gonna be back in 10 mins

[grim edge]

i’ll lose either way

[bronze portal]

But who ever you pick the other thinks your weak for not fighting them in chess

[grim edge]

[still apex]

Incho

Are you off the za?

[bronze portal]

What would win 2 rooks or the 9/11 planes

[grim edge]

[frigid egret]

Hello

[grim edge]

hi

[bronze portal]

What is the worst elo to have

[frigid egret]

1

[frigid egret]

Hello SpongeBob villain

[lucid minnow]

Wassup

[bronze portal]

The worst elo to have is 400-500

[austere apex]

With the nimzo larsen attack, what do you gain by moving 1.b3? And following the main line, what do you gain as if compared to 1. e4?

[restive storm]

this opening basically gives black the center and tries to undermine it with various ways that I can't explain because I don't play this opening

[agile talon]

🇦9️⃣ :)))

[hexed panther]

hi

[grim edge]

[austere apex]

I did some messing sound on an engine, and it appears that you set up some kind of king side attack, or you're able to regain the center control eventually no matter what black does.

[agile talon]

hi newbie

[frigid egret]

Oh, that's sad

[grim edge]

skull

[austere apex]

I agree your life is sad

[grim edge]

why do you keep sending this

[dusk grove]

BABY 👶

[frigid egret]

Skill issue

[dusk grove]

let's play, you'll get destroyed

[civic cliff]

My knights got aten

Eaten

[dusk grove]

SassyFinish

[normal hatch]

Truly gourmet cuisine

[civic cliff]

Truly🎩

[frigid egret]

@civic cliff what's your elo

[civic cliff]

650

[dusk grove]

I didn't get anything

[frigid egret]

Chess.com?

[civic cliff]

Yeah but i have to be going to sleep soon im going fishing

[frigid egret]

Nice

[dusk grove]

gg.... are you smurf?

[mild apex]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qTkpyUHBGDA?feature=share

[twin moon]

Gday

[mild apex]

@upbeat viper

Now ik french

[opaque apex]

man I didn't like taking French in school

[upbeat viper]

ez french

[hazy kayak]

Is it possible to have 0 elo

[civic cliff]

Yes

[upbeat viper]

no

[hazy kayak]

Damn, that’s sad

[upbeat viper]

the minimum is 100

[dusk grove]

@grim edge one more? I underestimated u thought u were an actual 100 player

[upbeat viper]

why ? idk

[twin moon]

Yea he is a Smurf I believe

[civic cliff]

Unless you have mever played chess

[upbeat viper]

probably for some math reasons

[twin moon]

Is it even possible to get below 50 ELO in chess?

[civic cliff]

Lemme try hol up

[hazy kayak]

Apparently you can’t go below 100

[lusty barn]

how would a 100 player beat 2200

[frigid egret]

Yes

[hazy kayak]

The mod said you can’t go below 100

[frigid egret]

A person that doesn't know the fundamentals of chess can be considered to be 0 elo

[lusty barn]

you mean a person thst hasnt played chess

[hazy kayak]

That’s not what I meant and you know it

[frigid egret]

Yes

[civic cliff]

Nope 100 minnimum

[frigid egret]

Cool

[lusty barn]

free elo

[bronze portal]

[lusty barn]

bros the mrbeast of chess

[civic cliff]

😂🔫

[grim edge]

how

[frigid egret]

[dusk grove]

this guy is insane

[civic cliff]

Some one review my rapid games

[dusk grove]

rlly?

i can't think nearly as fast

I don't know any theory

[dusk grove]

I played najdorf?

[viscid maple]

monday left me broken

[dusk grove]

oh

[civic cliff]

60 minute man

[digital frigate]

@grim edge wanna prep some lines with me ?

[fair pine]

Weeb chess moment

[dusk grove]

who wants to plY rapid?

[digital frigate]

Sicilian KIA Ruy Lopez

You’re talking to me ?

[fair pine]

My dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger

[civic cliff]

I play barnes opening

[digital frigate]

Defense : all lines possible

[dusk grove]

@grim edge rapid?

[subtle cove]

Hikaru won

[dusk grove]

ahh gl

[fair pine]

In his prime tho

[fair pine]

Bro premoved his win

[subtle cove]

Yeah 3 in row

[hollow lichen]

.

[civic cliff]

Barnes opening is op

[subtle cove]

And you guys say chess will not provide you money

[tepid spoke]

What do u bench

[subtle cove]

You need to be gm tho

[hollow lichen]

barnes opening+2.kf2

best opening

[digital frigate]

I wanna too

[civic cliff]

Nah bro i play fools mate as white

[hollow lichen]

lol

[dusk grove]

I been 1600s rapid for a good month now. hardstuck fr

[icy tundra]

pls turn my mic onnnn

[civic cliff]

It was mate in 54 i had to resign

[jaunty kindle]

Wow 100

[dusk grove]

according to chess.com 1600 is 98 percentile even though it's really below avg for those who really play chess...

[grim edge]

who tf plays e3

[still apex]

Me

I mean i play a3 religiously

[jaunty kindle]

1600 is 98%? Thats really sad lol

[civic cliff]

E 3 is the best move

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[fair pine]

E 3 is a weird ahh move

[cloud summit]

What opening is that?

[cloud summit]

I start with D6 for black

[civic cliff]

London sytem

System

[grim edge]

oh shit this reminds me i gotta play chess

[civic cliff]

Join the just chatting voice chat to hear me shower

[grim edge]

i deadlift your body weight as a warm up

[fair pine]

Ew

[grim edge]

(real)

[civic cliff]

Shut up

I have white privrilage

[grim edge]

ik its a joke lmao

[mystic stream]

whats up

[cloud summit]

I see

I use the Vienna or stone wall

[mystic stream]

how do i add a rating role to myself?

[cloud summit]

I use the Pirc defence for black

[dusk grove]

whats average club level chess rating?

2000?

[mystic stream]

like irl?

[grim edge]

irl probably 1200ish

[dusk grove]

yea, what would their cc rating be

[mystic stream]

at a school or real chess club

[green jungle]

we a bit high arent we

[grim edge]

real chess club

[dusk grove]

like school I guess?

[mystic stream]

at my school the average uscf is like 2k

[dusk grove]

bruh wtf

[grim edge]

nicve

[dusk grove]

at my school nobody played even at 1800 level

[civic cliff]

Im showering in room 2

[mystic stream]

im the highest at my school

[civic cliff]

Join the vc i need someone to scrub my back

[grim edge]

dude i might literally zoom into the 800s this week

[mystic stream]

a

lets goo i got titled player role

[dusk grove]

800s is so ass bro

I was there and every other move is blunder

800s is like elementary school, 1600 is like beginning of high-school. 2000 is like college

[grim edge]

yeah lol

[mystic stream]

bro what

chess isn't based on ur age

[grim edge]

a dude blundered his queen lastr game before the 10th move

[dusk grove]

analogy

[mystic stream]

oho k

how do i get weekly arena role

[dusk grove]

you gotta be good at chess

[mystic stream]

id say im pretty decent

[dusk grove]

unfortunately we suck 😔

[noble glen]

Me with Ruslan Ponomariov

He signed my board

Him vs Magnus for reference

[mystic stream]

[dusk grove]

@mystic stream

want to play?

[mystic stream]

yess?

[dusk grove]

cool

[mystic stream]

why

[dusk grove]

rapid?

[mystic stream]

no

[dusk grove]

blitz?

which time

[mystic stream]

sure

[noble glen]

What rules

[mystic stream]

3+2

[dusk grove]

okay 3 min fine?

https://play.chess.com/VHvRQ

3 minute blitz

oh u want add 2?

[mystic stream]

allg

[strange quest]

best 500 chess fr

[mystic stream]

LMAO

[arctic beacon]

/connect

whyit dont work

[tepid spoke]

Oh wait lemme attack that rook, oh no i didnt see the pawn

[noble glen]

It's mate 💀

For black

[hasty raven]

The masculine urge to ruin every relationship just before major holidays or events so nobody enjoys Christmas

[dusk grove]

I messed up the opening 💀

[arctic beacon]

im connected

[mystic stream]

ye

[dusk grove]

gg

[tepid spoke]

King c6?

[mystic stream]

geegeee

[arctic beacon]

My names still not connected tho

[noble glen]

Rd1 is mate

[dusk grove]

@mystic stream one more?!

[mystic stream]

sure wanna do bullet

[narrow ledge]

guys what is the best opening/gambit

[dusk grove]

sure

https://play.chess.com/9vtWb

@mystic stream

[arctic beacon]

ayt

[narrow ledge]

What is the best opening/gambit for 800 elo

[arctic beacon]

I spam e4 opening tbh

[tepid spoke]

Oh I thought for white

[arctic beacon]

1v1 anyone?

[noble glen]

I said it's mate
For black lol

[arctic beacon]

holy can we 1v1

[noble glen]

Just in a separate message

You can't listen to BTS until u hit 2k

[arctic beacon]

ehh understandable

[dusk grove]

gg........ my bullet so bad

I always hang queen

[noble glen]

I just know you can't

[narrow ledge]

Yes

[mystic stream]

you were playin good

[dusk grove]

stop lying

one more?

[arctic beacon]

what elo r u and send link

[mystic stream]

sure

[dusk grove]

this one I will focus as much as possible

https://play.chess.com/9vtWb

[mystic stream]

bru why

[narrow ledge]

700 and i can't send link

[mystic stream]

didn't work

[arctic beacon]

how do i get image perms

[noble glen]

Idk I was just instigating lmaooo

I have Blue in my playlist tho

[dusk grove]

@mystic stream

https://play.chess.com/BPEUJ

[arctic beacon]

https://play.chess.com/nEr4f

[humble trench]

There is 16 male chess players for every female chess player

[noble glen]

Blue by ONEW

[humble trench]

Sure

[narrow ledge]

Wewait lemme login

[noble glen]

(I couldn't find the actual meme)

[humble trench]

Check the app

[noble glen]

Yeah...

[hasty raven]

Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells

[narrow ledge]

Now what

[hasty raven]

Nice!

[arctic beacon]

eh it should start

[dusk grove]

gg

[mystic stream]

gg

[noble glen]

Here it is lmao

[arctic beacon]

https://play.chess.com/nEr4f @narrow ledge

[hasty raven]

We love casting spells

[tepid spoke]

Yet u cant approach the queen

[hasty raven]

Legalize nuclear bombs

Schizophrenic lifting content

[noble glen]

So sad

[strange quest]

im literally doing a humatites infographic task on rn

[tepid spoke]

Legalize trenbolone acetate, chase the pump chase the gainz

Wake me.up before you go go

[grim edge]

Queen is the most powerful in chess and real life

[hasty raven]

Wake me up before ya go gooooo

Nuke radio will make your eardrums bleed

[tepid spoke]

We PR or ER

[hasty raven]

shadow wizard money gang

This server is sponsored by the shadow government

[tepid spoke]

We love casting spells

[sleek zealot]

lmao

it is 6:26 in the morning

im not joking

[sacred steeple]

<@&745328830649991179>

[sleek zealot]

ik

[sacred steeple]

check vc when you can

[sleek zealot]

gn

[finite sentinel]

super reaction bug

[sacred steeple]

night

[mystic stream]

my peak is ∞

[humble trench]

Bullet next

[slim storm]

THIS SH4T FIRE🔥🔥🔥https://youtu.be/LO_v7oD6ZZ8

[restive storm]

oh no I think my position is slightly worse guys this isn't optimal

[mystic stream]

bro thinks hes bro thinks hes walter white lmao

[lusty barn]

what

did you just stutter

[sleek zealot]

"slightly worse"

[mystic stream]

no

i was saying bro thinks he is "bro thinks hes walter white"

[lusty barn]

do the oh no my queen gambit

[narrow ledge]

@arctic beacon gg

[arctic beacon]

@narrow ledge ggs

Blundered the queen real bad

[narrow ledge]

@arctic beacon bro its if i take the queen i got checkmate by your rook

[frozen escarp]

hi

[narrow ledge]

Its a great move or brilliant

[dusk grove]

@mystic stream wanna play one more?

[lusty barn]

wanna play @arctic beacon

[mystic stream]

wat

[lusty barn]

@narrow ledge hbu

[humble trench]

Nah bro

No way u just messed up like that

No way lmfao

That was emberrasing

[lusty barn]

any 700-900 wanna play unrated?

[humble trench]

Bullet now

😈

[lusty barn]

stop drawing arrows

[humble trench]

Anyone bullet

[sleek zealot]

bullet sucks

[lusty barn]

you cant draw arrows on otb chess

[oak lily]

yo

[humble trench]

Ew

[narrow ledge]

What

[sleek zealot]

[lusty barn]

1 game

[dusk grove]

@lusty barn yeah let's play

[sour coral]

I checkmated someone with my king

[narrow ledge]

Why you tag me

[lusty barn]

bet

[humble trench]

ok win again

[dusk grove]

rapid?

[sour coral]

I checkmated someone with my king

I checkmated someone with my king

I checkmated someone with my king

[lusty barn]

sure rapid unrated

[narrow ledge]

Real

[sour coral]

Ye

[restive storm]

I understand

[dusk grove]

@lusty barn

https://play.chess.com/6moHY

[humble trench]

whatever u want, but if rapid, 10 mins

not 15 + something

[sour coral]

Looook

[oak lily]

hello

[twin moon]

Dyyy

[narrow ledge]

Anyone wanna 1v1?

[twin moon]

Good day people

[humble trench]

bullet?

[narrow ledge]

Sure

[sour coral]

What’s ur elo

[viscid jacinth]

Heheheha

[humble trench]

send link

[arctic beacon]

Exactly that was my plan, but u figured it out

[restive storm]

checkmate with king

[narrow ledge]

I Cant

[humble trench]

Why lol

[narrow ledge]

700

[sour coral]

Dang

[mystic stream]

wtf

[narrow ledge]

Mobile

[sour coral]

Ight

[humble trench]

Ok i will

[mystic stream]

how did u get there

sure

[dusk grove]

@grim edge let's play

[humble trench]

https://play.chess.com/aFrB9

[lusty barn]

@dusk grove i accepted

[strange quest]

I thought I had a royal fork 😢

[narrow ledge]

Done

[frozen escarp]

nice try

better luck next time

[narrow ledge]

Hello

[lucid minnow]

I am studying physics from physics wallah and after 3 months now I can understand it

[narrow ledge]

Bruh

No

Bro 1v1

K

[mystic stream]

how do i join a weekly arena

[narrow ledge]

XD

@grim edge link

[mighty remnant]

guys e4, d4, or c4

[grim edge]

.

[mighty remnant]

i actually really enjoy d4 positions xd

and c4 is also very fun

ahhhh

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[mighty remnant]

i can't choose

i need to pick one and stick to it

[grim edge]

C4 is also my favourite😈

[nimble niche]

Why is this not brilliant? I'm literally sacking a bishop

[mighty remnant]

b3 is my personal favourite

[mystic stream]

personally my favorite is h4

[mighty remnant]

i actually don't know

[mystic stream]

yo guys

how do i join a weekly arena tournament

[nimble niche]

It's a common idea in the Tal variation to sac the g5 bishop like that to restrain Black's pieces

[grim edge]

I usually focus my attack on F7

Kings bishop pawn

[mighty remnant]

i actually have no idea how to play the tal so

[mighty remnant]

italian player?

[grim edge]

Yeah lol

[nimble niche]

I'm not really sacking a bishop because I'm basically guaranteed to get a piece back

[warped oriole]

guys should i go for 600 in bullet

def not

[mighty remnant]

i suggest ruy lopez

[warped oriole]

W

[nimble niche]

I play the italian otb

[grim edge]

I’ve gotten so sick of the Italian game tbh

[nimble niche]

I play wayward queen online

Italian is easy to win with

[narrow ledge]

Gg

[mighty remnant]

when i was low rated i had no idea i had to play d4 in e4 e5 positions
and just did random shuffles

[grim edge]

why not wayward

[mighty remnant]

got bored of e4
and started to play b3 instead

[grim edge]

I used to play an Italian woman and we’d always play the Italian game together

[narrow ledge]

I need to go my friend

[mighty remnant]

ok guys so d4, e4, or c4

[nimble niche]

I do that in otb blitz games

[mighty remnant]

what should i learn
they all seem so fun

i suck at chess lol

[grim edge]

lmao

Is rapid the fast one?

[mighty remnant]

rapid is the 10 min + ones i think

[grim edge]

It sounds fast

Do people cheat in daily?

[broken rock]

anyone want to play

[mystic stream]

GIVE ME TRUSTED

[frozen escarp]

i’m scared

[mystic stream]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@mystic stream With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

Fatigué game player I see @grim edge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rewpea

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 740 (1001 peak)
Blitz: 983 (1032 peak)
Bullet: 1211 (1211 peak)

[frozen escarp]

almost 1000

idk why it says peak 1000

[grim edge]

I played a guy who fatiguéd me by bong cloud opening😭

[frozen escarp]

how do i win my next 3 games

i’m so close to 1000

[nimble niche]

download a chrome extension that plays for you

[frozen escarp]

no

no

okay i’m gonna play now, i’ll tell y’all if i win or not

[nimble niche]

cheating on cc in the cc official discord is a brilliant idea

[grim edge]

can anyone explain why this is brilliant

[nimble niche]

sacs the knight and still winning

[grim edge]

i think it’s because after bc5+ and d4 u just win

[fickle sable]

You are sacrificing your knight on h8

True

I was trying to swindle my opponent down a queen, he got two brilliant move coz he tried to sac some material back

Okay

What's your user

[fickle sable]

Tell me user

You want odds?

[frozen escarp]

@grim edge @nimble niche https://www.chess.com/live/game/80112047397

let’s go!!

[nimble niche]

good job

[frozen escarp]

piece advantage

[fickle sable]

Means I would be down some points of material

[frozen escarp]

not yet

[fickle sable]

It would be fun

[frozen escarp]

2 more games

[fickle sable]

and challenging

[frozen escarp]

[fickle sable]

for both of us

[glossy radish]

hihi

[frozen escarp]

hi v

[fickle sable]

I cannot play two games

[glossy radish]

@primal shore ilyt as a friend

[frozen escarp]

wb me

[still apex]

Hi v

[fickle sable]

I don't know how to do that so I just sent a normal challenge

[grim edge]

rizz

[grim edge]

join vc

[mystic stream]

friend me on chess.com my username is CatLivesMatter i need friends

[frozen escarp]

i just want friends

[mystic stream]

no

u need to be at least 3300 elo

[still apex]

Adolf rizzler

[grim edge]

harizzment

[mystic stream]

hysteria are u espanol

[still apex]

I am el mexicano correct

[mystic stream]

i need to practice my spanish

[grim edge]

taco taco

[still apex]

Me everyday

[still apex]

You want me to help you practice?

[mystic stream]

i learned this in school, eres un cabron

[still apex]

Insults are usually the first thing you learn I respect that

[mystic stream]

it means you are a nice person

[still apex]

For real

[mystic stream]

and

eres un pendejo

[still apex]

Damn

[mystic stream]

nah bro what is that

[still apex]

They taught you some very standard insults

[mystic stream]

hysteria 1v1 me

[still apex]

I aint 1 v 1 ing a 2300

[stone knot]

600 elo in chess.com but in lichess 1300+

[mystic stream]

https://play.chess.com/JUrUW

are u scared

[still apex]

Yea

[mystic stream]

why

[low sable]

Funny how those I add nothing

[still apex]

I don’t want to get my cheeks clapped

[wind dragon]

Guys hear me out would you rather sac the queen the rook or the bishop?

[low sable]

What's the position?

[mystic stream]

im not that good

[wind dragon]

Each would be a brilliant move

I'm tryna collect Intel uhm info

[low sable]

Probably the bish

[wind dragon]

Alr

[low sable]

I'm wouldn't be 100 percent certain

[last verge]

calculated in bullet 🔥🔥

[grim edge]

racists keep being mean to me in vc

[last verge]

not fully but still

[wind dragon]

Perfect timing bro

[grim edge]

he told me to stop speaking australian

[flint thunder]

Hello chat

[low sable]

Damn that's honestly looks so depressing

[wind dragon]

Chat is this real?

[glossy radish]

hi im v

[last verge]

white played some goofy ass opening

hi v

[flint thunder]

Hi v

[rugged mulch]

sorry english only server

[glossy radish]

hi ducky

[wind dragon]

It's Marcus carlen

[glossy radish]

hi whoever you are

[low sable]

What was it?

[restive storm]

hi duck with top a hat

[last verge]

sadly i am now the 3rd highest rated player in chat

i was briefly the highest rated

[glossy radish]

sorry let me leave

[flint thunder]

I'm magnus

[restive storm]

das crazy

[wind dragon]

GUYS ITS MARCUS CARLEN

[flint thunder]

Meanwhile me :

[last verge]

whats ur vision score on chess.con

[rugged mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-thats-crazy-crazy-gif-25346473

[last verge]

ur 2nd

[last verge]

at least in rapid

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dox-doxx-i-really-respect-your-opinion-one-small-issue-ip-gif-25805728

[restive storm]

on chess.com I suck I have 36

[flint thunder]

Who's first

[low sable]

Me when I:

[restive storm]

I'm going to try some rn

[last verge]

kek i got 38

[keen linden]

blundering mate is considered a mistake according to chess.com 🧐

[rugged mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-bozo-stfu-gif-25107718

[still apex]

Me committing Tax fraud

[wind dragon]

Unless you are a menace to society and use light mode the spongebob should fit with the background

[restive storm]

I do better on lichess

but it works differently there

[wind dragon]

Relatable

Chess is chess

[still apex]

Do the thug shaker

[flint thunder]

We didnt say that chess is checkers

[grim edge]

happy birthday to me ig

[wind dragon]

How about you check deez nuts

[flint thunder]

Happy birthday

[grim edge]

thanks

[flint thunder]

No thanks

[last verge]

miyai

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1935 (1935 peak)
Blitz: 1860 (1860 peak)
Bullet: 1847 (1847 peak)

[flint thunder]

Airplane mode in phone*

[wind dragon]

BRO

[frozen escarp]

so mad right now..

[flint thunder]

Just one more win..

[humble trench]

i dont get it

[last verge]

low quality shit will have u tweaking

[frozen escarp]

i’m afraid

[wind dragon]

It's the guy from fortnite

[last verge]

go for it

[flint thunder]

Be brave and win for yourself

[frozen escarp]

OKAY IM GOING

WE WIN THESE

[wind dragon]

Just testing it out

[last verge]

WE WIN THESE

[frozen escarp]

wish me luck (please)

[low sable]

I'll play

[broken rock]

anyone want to play

[grim edge]

rip 🙏🙏🙏

[fickle sable]

You played well cc game review says you played like a 1200

Gg

[broken rock]

https://play.chess.com/WYtFY

[grim edge]

LMAOOOO

[hollow wharf]

My sincerest condolences 🙏🙏

[restive storm]

alright time to learn the berlin defense as white

[glossy radish]

meow

[fickle sable]

Lol analyse your games

[flint thunder]

Connect your account sir

[flint thunder]

Balls

[flint thunder]

Me

😼

[broken rock]

its too expensive

[glossy radish]

moo

[flint thunder]

BALLS

[glossy radish]

WHERE

[mystic stream]

ayo

[grim edge]

Fabi or Hikaru?

[mystic stream]

done with chess for the day

[flint thunder]

In someone's mou-

[still apex]

Taco Bell burrito on the Victorian child

[restive storm]

I like fabi more

[rugged mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-strokes-memes-the-strokes-memes-t3z1a-julian-casablancas-gif-25704482

[frozen escarp]

WE F-ING WON THOSE LETS GOOO

[undone bridge]

🤜 🤛 ggs

[grim edge]

W

[queen canyon]

u sure?

[flint thunder]

Dint stop playing chess after this 💀

[restive storm]

fabi had a rough last two years but he's coming back
now he's #3 in the world in live ratings crazy

[still apex]

Yea

[flint thunder]

Dont*

[frozen escarp]

i quit chess

[frozen escarp]

too scared

[flint thunder]

I'll send 5 goons to your location

[pulsar meadow]

yoooooo

[flint thunder]

Hi

[frozen escarp]

i play one more??

[flint thunder]

Nah you play forever. Dont quit chess

[nimble niche]

https://ratings.fide.com/profile/1701126

[frozen escarp]

okay i’m doing ANOTHER

[slate fractal]

'

[frozen escarp]

WISH ME LUCK

[slate fractal]

yo

im trusted now

[flint thunder]

Good luck

[flint thunder]

Magnus Carlhammer?! Dont they use their real name in fide?

[nimble niche]

pretty sure that is the real name

[rugged mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662832185509806110/1114717105162563644/RDT_20230603_203520.mp4

[nimble niche]

there is a singer called Magnus Carlson with an O instead of an e

[flint thunder]

🗿

[flint thunder]

Hm

[rugged mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586974776082432010/1109907009396023438/ssstwitter.com_1684692789420.mp4

[flint thunder]

Now win 4 games

[nimble niche]

Can you give me an idea of something to write a chess.com blog on?

[rugged mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409597030642745345/1116962245365211136/Markiplier_is_Attracted_to_the_Animitronics.mp4

[flint thunder]

Dms

[slate fractal]

this is my second brilliant when i was 750 rated who can explain it

[grim edge]

His time and my time 💀 10 mins round

[rugged mulch]

nice

[nimble niche]

Wow Sergei Zhigalko has a 61% winrate against the Caro Kann in tournament games

[slate fractal]

i did it by mistake and still dont really seem to get it

[slate fractal]

probably my best brilliant

[grizzled hollow]

How can I send pictures and videos?

[slate fractal]

u need to be trusted

[slate fractal]

use /trust

[grim edge]

write /trust

[frozen escarp]

I WON

IM ACTUALLY BETTER WTFF

[broken rock]

does anyone else wanna play

[rugged mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/telekinesis-rat-pet-meme-brick-gif-20943037

[broken rock]

if so https://play.chess.com/TVLGA

[slate fractal]

wow that messed up

[flint thunder]

Told ya

[rugged mulch]

I KNOW ITS FD BUT ITS FUNNY

[broken rock]

how its just a helpful rat

[slate fractal]

and funny

[grizzled hollow]

I link my account now what

[glossy radish]

WHERE

[broken rock]

can i play you in chess

[gentle steppe]

V 1v1

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/the-balls-in-your-court-homie-gif-19717128

[glossy radish]

no

[tepid spoke]

Benchwig looking massive

[glossy radish]

ew nk

[gentle steppe]

Cringe

[tepid spoke]

Helo nk

[glossy radish]

nk is cringe

[glossy radish]

nk

[pulsar meadow]

[glossy radish]

gnight

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @pulsar meadow, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[gentle steppe]

Ur gona sleep????

Cringeeee

[rugged mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-im-sayin-like-thats-what-im-sayin-gif-24363099

[restive storm]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died

[grim edge]

real

[flint thunder]

Nk let's team up

[gentle steppe]

Change ur name

[flint thunder]

To what 💀

[gentle steppe]

ChessMaster (I AM AN INDIAN FEAR ME)

[full glen]

IM BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[broken rock]

https://play.chess.com/PMEuw

[flint thunder]

Ah ok

[proud snow]

anyone wants to play?

[broken rock]

wait hold up im playing someone rn

[dusk grove]

@lusty barn

[lusty barn]

shut up

[proud snow]

any noob wants to get crushed?

[flint thunder]

Brah why cant I change it

[proud snow]

whats ur useer?

username??

[flint thunder]

UNLCE FRED

[proud snow]

okay accept

[dusk grove]

@lusty barn is that lambda ?

[lusty barn]

yea

[frozen escarp]

i’m stopping LOL

[dusk grove]

BTW there's bot much difference between 1600 and 900. only difference is they don't make obvious blunders and can handle unusual situations a lot better

[frozen escarp]

????

[dusk grove]

what

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-the-goon-nhl-hockey-gif-14454893

[dusk grove]

why is ur name like that

[grim edge]

why slow mode

[frozen escarp]

no it isn’t

[lusty barn]

they have better board vision

[frozen escarp]

openings are a lot better, they have board vision, and they can spot tactics

main reason why i can’t beat a 1600

[full glen]

was my stream yesterday good?

[dusk grove]

no.

u are wrong af

[flint thunder]

You need to stop thinking that <1600s are gods

[tardy dock]

Difference between 100 and 600 is 500
But difference between 2700
And 3200 is
FIVE HUNDRED ELOS!!

[lusty barn]

hey @dusk grove

youre a dev right?

[dusk grove]

yea

[lusty barn]

like a coder

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[dusk grove]

I have a degree in cs and work for a fortune 50 company

[nimble niche]

their board visions aren't that good, if you keep thinking of 1600s as gods, you'll never reach that level

[dusk grove]

yup

[full glen]

they should not be playing against each other lmao 3200s should compete with 3200s

the elo gain for a 3200s to beat 2700s is small and not worth it

[dusk grove]

1600 is like a mutated 900. they aren't THAT much better

[tardy dock]

I realy want to say a your mom joke but chat mods are listening :))

[dusk grove]

there's more difference between 1600 and 1900 than 1600 and 900

in skill

[nimble niche]

2000s are just inflated 1800s ngl

[lusty barn]

urmom 😂

[flint thunder]

Ic

[tardy dock]

<@&745328830649991179>

[gray saddle]

.

[tardy dock]

:))

[lusty barn]

bro its just a joke :(

[nimble niche]

🗿

[flint thunder]

WHY WOULD YOU PING MODS FOR THAT.

[grizzled hollow]

I’m happy to have hit 888 today

[queen canyon]

Literal bruh moment

[grizzled hollow]

That’s the highest I’ve ever been

[tardy dock]

xD

[grizzled hollow]

Very proud of myself

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/really-bruh-blink-blank-face-gif-12917060

[queen canyon]

If i had been a mod i would time out for a week

[nimble niche]

Okay enough of discord, time to play checkers

[flint thunder]

You will be muted for pinging mods for no reason!

[full glen]

ANITTA ALERT

[flint thunder]

Brah

[lusty barn]

uh oh

[strange skiff]

Hey! If you feel unconfortable with such jokes, please tell people about it and if they don't stop, then ping mods.

it's not always a malicious thing, it can be just a meme

[flint thunder]

Hello Anitta btw

[strange skiff]

but if you honestly ask them to stop and they don't , then it's not ok

[tardy dock]

._.

[gray saddle]

hello pretty anitta

[fiery beacon]

I’m trying to beat all the intermediate bots and I struggled for 3 days against Elena but now that I finally beat her I’m sweeping through the rest

[strange skiff]

hey chat

[fiery beacon]

Beat Wilson in 2 games

[flint thunder]

Hallo

[strange skiff]

noice @fiery beacon

[queen canyon]

Whats Obama's last name

[dusk grove]

@strange skiff u met up with thomas?

[upbeat viper]

Hellou

[strange skiff]

hey bast

[flint thunder]

Hello bast

[strange skiff]

what who

[dusk grove]

thomas o brien

[grim edge]

hi anitta

[strange skiff]

from uh

teen wolf?

hey incho

[dusk grove]

chess com

[tardy dock]

https://s8.uupload.ir/files/download_(21)_u87w.jpeg

[flint thunder]

oh

[queen canyon]

Teen werewolf??

[undone bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-werewolf-dancing-werewolf-gif-19105246

[grim edge]

i’m still confused why i got brilliant for this

[strange skiff]

no I haven't met up with him. I've met some of my Chess.com coworkers irl but not everyone unfortunately

[grizzled hollow]

@broken rock I sent you a game

[lusty barn]

because youre a server booster

[tardy dock]

Dont argue with it

[strange skiff]

cause you hung Bc5

[dusk grove]

damnn he's an intern. but now working for GD

[grim edge]

yeah but d4

[dusk grove]

for software

[strange skiff]

yeah but Bxd4

[undone bridge]

Bxd4

[grim edge]

nb5

[strange skiff]

idk why that horsie helps tho

[undone bridge]

or even exd4

[tardy dock]

YE HE IS A SERVER BOSSYER
SO UNFAIRRR :((( xD

[strange skiff]

see thats the brilliants

kekw

[tardy dock]

https://s8.uupload.ir/files/img_20230603_164225_3mdy.png

[dusk grove]

whats the "x" in notation? that's check or take? I forgor

[grim edge]

take

[strange skiff]

take

[dusk grove]

ahh

[strange skiff]

check is =

[grim edge]

• is a check, eg qh5+

[strange skiff]

no

[tardy dock]

Take

[strange skiff]

lol

[flint thunder]

balls

[strange skiff]

you can know cause take always involves a piece and a square and check is just a move followed by check

[undone bridge]

!? is an interesting move, ?! is mistake

[strange skiff]

so Qxf7

Qf7+

[tardy dock]

Dead meme :((

[strange skiff]

or even Qxf7+ lol

[grim edge]

this is the line for the brilliant :

[flint thunder]

That hurts

[tepid spoke]

U sacrificed a knight?

[strange skiff]

[rain hinge]

Why the pig

[undone bridge]

exf8=Q+

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

hung bc5 but i had d4

[strange skiff]

lol

[dusk grove]

nothing hurts more than playing Dodgeball

[tardy dock]

And he sacrifices
THE BALL

[undone bridge]

bruh not the probability 😭

[rain hinge]

Me looking for someone in the vc that touches grass

[strange skiff]

grads

[flint thunder]

[strange skiff]

[tardy dock]

Gards

[dusk grove]

I'm Hardstuck 1600 in chess. like 3000 games. so bad.

[undone bridge]

doesn't look like you see much of anything

[undone flume]

/extremely idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

[flint thunder]

GRASS

[rain hinge]

I fixed it lol

[strange skiff]

lol

[dusk grove]

is XqC good at chess? didn't he win the tournament with influencers?

[undone bridge]

isn't he like around 1000

[flint thunder]

You got grass in your name

[strange skiff]

<- touches grass

[dusk grove]

eh I would have guessed closer to 2000 by now

[strange skiff]

I got the new discord username

[undone bridge]

touches doesn't seem like a real word idk why

[grim edge]

what is grass ?

[strange skiff]

baby dont hurt me

[dusk grove]

I work 40 hour weeks. no grass only computer

[undone bridge]

i mean he's not really playing regularly or anything

[flint thunder]

AnittaDrinkkkk

[tepid spoke]

Dont hurt me no more

[grim edge]

damn lucky

[dusk grove]

true

[strange skiff]

I work 20 but I also do uni. no only pain

[flint thunder]

no gain

[dusk grove]

get out of uni, complete scam

[strange skiff]

you should connect your acc friedrice

[queen canyon]

how much do you make working for cc?

[strange skiff]

at least 1

[flint thunder]

Are you in my walls?!

[dusk grove]

cc pays like $18/hr for intern or something

[queen canyon]

1 cent?

[strange skiff]

eventually yeah @grim edge

[strange skiff]

KEKW

[rain hinge]

Average chess player after they just sacrificed the queen it was a 200 elo blunder

[strange skiff]

holding the flashlight, being yelled at moment

[undone bridge]

average chess player when... they... have to talk to... people irl

[strange skiff]

every time I'm yelled at I remember that one comic

[grim edge]

told to find a screwdriver and you can’t find it

[strange skiff]

hold up

[tardy dock]

Bruh i am deaf i cant see

[rain hinge]

@undone bridge no human interaction?

[tardy dock]

Guys my siblings are sibling to eachoter

[undone bridge]

the 2k also had a chance against you that they missed, much earlier in the game

[undone bridge]

yers

[dusk grove]

my friend named himself "StepMommies" as a chess.com employee lmaoo

[undone bridge]

long ahh head 😭

[dusk grove]

and still has perms

I thought he changed it

[tardy dock]

To what? To se- nvm

[strange skiff]

tbh I thought I'd never get a job there with my username that references alcoholism too

[tepid spoke]

My dad just yelled at me for just zoning out cuz im trying to solve a dam chess puzzle

[strange skiff]

stepsisters

[dusk grove]

whats urs?

[strange skiff]

anittadrink. i need a drink

[undone bridge]

oh i need a drink is alcohol? 😭

[strange skiff]

same

[proud snow]

is chesscom down?

[undone bridge]

i never even noticed

[strange skiff]

oh no

is it

[proud snow]

its sloppy

[flint thunder]

here 🍹

[dusk grove]

he was an intern for spring. he named himself stepmommies and is like 300 elo.

[rain hinge]

What's chess?

[strange skiff]

baby dont hurt me

[flint thunder]

life

[dusk grove]

nahhh that's nowhere near as bad as stepmommies

[flint thunder]

[grim edge]

checkers better + ratio

[tepid spoke]

What is love

[rain hinge]

@flint thunder sits at board to learn life

[tardy dock]

Bro i reed it s *erms xD