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I was winning in bullet sometimes but lost on time
worst feeling
I'm rubbish
@viral epoch you def should've traded rooks so I was up a Knight that was def drawable
it's not even that hard
Ily eli
I was thinking about it but saw I could probably get zugzwang'd
Um nvm I thought the bishop was on a white square if not it would’ve been m3
Forced to move the pawn
Ily2 Luky lukes
Ily
How did I miss M1???
1.Bb5 2.Rc2 ?
bullet smh
Heyuuuu Cellen
hello
ah the real cellen dis time
Hi cellen
Hyd today
finally
Is anyone here a GM?
yes bizmark I am real
Welp, today will be gone in 14 mins
hello
sir i am not b1zmark
am I messing up ppl now
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Name: idk idk (nemnemnemnem)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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Rapid: 2264 (2285 peak)
Blitz: 2405 (2503 peak)
Bullet: 2271 (2286 peak)
rip
your pfp just reminds me of him
Indeed
bizhub
Nh5
kvik mas
welp I am not going to play chess tomorrow and I’ll just see what happens
I don’t like chocolate
wtf
Why not
chocolate just tastes bad
chocolate isnt that bad
but makrell&tomat is fire
Am I stupid or something? Why can’t my bishop take the horse?
I uhhh
Idk why but I just don’t like them
Have never tasted Makrell i tomat...
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d5 3. Nxe5 dxe4 4. Bc4 Be6 5. Bb5+ c6 6. Bc4 Bxc4 7. Nxc4 Nf6 8. O-O Ng4 9. Re1 Qc7 10. Qxg4 Nd7 11. Qxe4+ Be7 12. Qxe7#
nah man get outta here
bro this guys is so bad
You're in check
I'm serious
how are you Norwegian if you have never tasted makrell i tomat
I've never felt the urge to give it a try
Oh I just saw it’s double check.
And it smells weird
☠️
and yeah theres no Mates
try it and your room will become Auschwitz
lol stockfish 

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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d5 3. Nxe5 dxe4 4. Bc4 Be6 5. Bb5+ c6 6. Bc4 Bxc4 7. Nxc4 Nf6 8. O-O Ng4 9. Re1 Qc7 10. Qxg4 Nd7 11. Qxe4+ Be7 12. Qxe7#
ıve not even take hıs knight and he just didnt see
Its night time dor
ive been working all day at burger king leave me alone

I watched your games and my reaction💀
im bored asf, you guys?
yeah
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IM TIRED
its like 1 am where i live
Boys are
Hahaha
Hot
I wanna play you dor but im 100% not ready lmao
where do you live
i need more study tbh
Maybe
I don't have recommendations sorry lol

middle east
me too
Well can you send me a recent game of yours?
I gtg but later
where in the middle east
Opa
im egyptian and living in egypt
nice
yall
anyone down for some chess matches
I just got a crisp 50 because i showed someone pics of my thighs
lets play
alright
We cant help u bro
thats cheating
whats your name on chess.com
one sec
im playing in the tourny rn but can someone check if this guy is cheating?
shasha140
Im back
mine is mlknzr
okay

bro hour is 1 AM
Mostly by resigning
Yo christian i was in a vc for 2 hrs bruh
I got sidetracked with work
you were not there🫠
fair i was working at burger king all day
Got thrown a few cases so I had to finish em up
@molten ember https://play.chess.com/cga1K
I'll hop in vc in a min
yo add me on chess.com mlknzr
Fair finish the work as always
alr
If anyone needs advice for improvement, or for me to analyze your games I'll be in study lounge 1 in 10 mins
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Bear in mind I am only a 2000
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tbh we need to improve
Their acc seems to be closed so ig
yo papi
Yo
How the progress been
I only got 3 days of finals. So ill be able to focus now
Lets goo
i finished my school days yesterday
so its summer time baby lets go
Yall lucky
Doing fine. I played on the tourney. Didnt do good tho💀
I still got exams
rick grimes wassup
!welcome @dapper brook

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Ion get a summer
I played some more blitz games outside the tourney tho. On 5 game winstreak
DW WE ALWAYS BOUNCE BACK HERE

i played 29 games against everyone in my school
remember when i told you ill play them?
Oh lord. Did u bully that 1200
I won all
29 games

Cya
Yeah I wanted Fabi to win
gg @molten ember

Tf is this
gg
relax @analog sierra we know your bad at chess
Im good trust me
1v1
Just like fabi said yesterday
If he holds a draw he deserves to win
If Hikaru beats him Hikaru deserves to win
Hikaru won this one but I was cheering for fabi the whole time
I think fabi will be back
He gained a lot of rating from this tournament as well
MexChesster add me

I said that
I am the danger.
any one wants to play chess?
I wanna die
why
Average chess player
There's gonna be two tilted players at my next tournament and one is actually good
Fabi and Hikaru both been getting good recently
Hikaru coming back from being inactive
Fabi is getting closer to 2800 again after his last 2 years which weren't his best
Fabi has always been one of my favourites
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Goated at chess and commentary 🔥
I was really hoping for fabi to win this one,but he unfortunately didn't
There's like almost no chance I do but there's a NM and an IM at my next tournament and ima get rolled if I play them
Going in vc (study lounge 1) now if anyone wants chess tips or game analysis from a 2000. I'll be there for the next 15 mins if no one shows
Opportunity to learn
Hikaru stans are going to be so annoying now
But I'm like mid rated in the tournament so
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Carl I beat yo ass
Hikaru had the better prep
Not saying 4. Ng5 is bad but that's the reason he won
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If anyone wants chess tips or for me to analyze their games hop in study lounge 1 vc
Who has seen Mike morales
@analog sierra i won
stop spamming 
How long youd be in there
If it aint the person i drew :3
Drawing with a 600 must feel awful
Wouldnt it anitta
Who watched mile morales
At least 15 mins. Probably until 6:45 ET if no one shows
Ill join in a bit
Spider man Mile morales
Why on earth do I have nothing good to ask
@potent merlin I can analyze your game if you want
It’s pretty cool
same man
Ye
I’m almost finished watching them
If u wanna see I could live stream the whole thing
@everyone'
I don't like that move
Is it good
I thought so
I don't see a concrete follow up
Looks more like a sacrifice
i think he saying ur under 6’ 😔
There is slight compensation
Listen to this song guys
Wouldn't queen e7 win the game? It says 0 missed wins. https://gyazo.com/bdadf94fb8094331331371b0af1f23ad
@grim edge = Overrated
You have to know this, here's the moves it starts with. They don't know they just see this. Slide the queen and bait it. They're gonna take it. BLUNDER! Big mistake resign now, they can't save it. Take the piece and check them. If they offer the queen let them. Set it again if you get them and let them know who sent it. Do you the Bobby Bo show? Do you follow? Stay focused because - You have to know this, here's the moves it starts with. They don't know they just see this. Slide the queen and bait it. They're gonna take it. BLUNDER! Big mistake resign now, they can't save it. Take the piece and check them. If they offer the queen let them. Set it again if you get them and let them know who sent it. Do you the Bobby Bo show? Do you follow? Stay focused because -
^
@grim edge stop simping
@cinder sluice don't have memes bro?
???????
What the hell do you want from me?
!welcome
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Opinion on the Scotch game?
tips for a novice to get better? Cant seem to stay above 300level........
where are your memes?
Oh
They sleeping in bed cuz 1:40 am
Want me to wake them up?
Mind control your enemy into making blunders.
It's the only way to win at higher levels.
I mean i have some more memes I can send but most of them will get me banned
damn
and how can i practice this??
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Ty
Psychological warfare is about observing what your enemy responds to and what reactions they give.
































































1. e4 Na6 2. Nc3 c6 3. Bxa6 bxa6 4. Nge2 d5 5. O-O Qb6 6. d4 g6 7. e5 f6 8. Na4 Qb7 9. Bf4 g5 10. Be3 Bg7 11. Ng3 fxe5 12. Qh5+ Kd8 13. Nc5 Qxb2 14. Bd2 Qxc2 15. Ba5#
@cinder sluice where you from?
!welcome
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oop forgot the chess-talk channel
i thought this was the channel mb
I'm rusty at chess after a few month break
no no no its fine as this general is supposed to be chess related anyways
Ong i should be promoted so i could be on albert's level tbh
hold on lemme joinnn
Ban them to be safe
lemme turn off spotify real quickk
It's tough to say with voices what age a person is.
Though quite frankly if a person sounds off in vc then they probably are.
Bro gonna buy robux with them Microsoft awards 💀 🙏
I alone own
@cinder sluice where are you from?
@grim edge that guy is like 7
Bots....
he sent a pic of his bullies and they looked 5
Bio
Lmao
Wow elani actually played Ke2
@grim edge Bro watching Young Sheldon now
NOT NOT YOU YOU IMBECILE
bye guys
.
Very overrated
(like in real life)
This just gonna make bro's rep worse 🙏 💀
💀 💀
I guess I shouldve knew when he asked me to dream about him like a few weeks ago
Welp too bad
YES
also just a casual 253 discord messages
while im out here with none
I mean i have none on purpose
i dont like seeing the number of messages go up from 0 on the thing
I guess you can say im racist to numbers
Jesus
did the event already happen
7 hours ago
@grim edge
It’s not bad
I watched your games you got into losing positions with the trompowsky
i know but its not the opening im the problem
I don’t remember when it was so maybe you’re right
For me its mostly the middlegames where i need to improve tbh
Now I need trompowsky prep with black💀
Lol
I need to learn middlegames
mostly attacking tbh
5months is not enough time🫠
i hate chess
but i actually love it so much
@grim edge no
I despise chess
We need a fabi sticker
100% you could learn something new ffs

We need more recognition for Fabi
Fr Fabi goated but i did call this
You have successfully ruined my day
I will now exit this chat
Ill take that as a yes ok ill invite you
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
IM GONNA SLEEP BRUH
dor lurks too much
Too bad no sleep for you

im here too much i see dor skull reacting everything
You didn’t actually ruin my day but I feel bad for Fabi
ok fine you can adopt me in chess
hehe
@grim edge send a new one if you really wanna adopt me in chess
Keep up improving i wanna see you get 1k soon
i did pretty good i guess
for an 800 rapid
that is if i actually payed attention to the moves im playing
You should
no they didn't same for me
"FOR CONTENT"
and if i actually took this game seriously and studied everygame
Oh
YES BRO FOR THE CONTENT
STUDY THEM AND MAKE ME PROUD FOR CONTENT
@grim edge how come you have the previous graph ?
im built different
Uuh
go easy on me lmao
Hey chat
@upbeat viper but actually wdym
My power went out for a few hours
HEY LUKY

Zax bast I have a tournament soon
This isn't the current version of eval bar graph
Wish you the best of luck fr
I forgor I registered for it a few months ago
When does it change
It's from the 30th to the 3rd
Good luck lulu
How does it look :DDDDD
the new one
It has a NM and an IM
Ugly af
Well W For me
Lemme find a screen
Fortunately all the ppl are around my rating
Wah wah wah
Not the titled players but
Womp womp
Obv yk
Try your best keep me updated
That's ugly
We should study some of the NM and IM's games :DD
Bast i need to wash my eyes
Ikr
faceit lvl 1 is painful
Im studying magnus games
Get to lvl 2 Markus then
But I'm not potentially playing a game vs magnus
i cant, people dont buy armor. also name me a ct setup on dust2 ?
TRUEEEE HAHA
what setup would u use
tf am i doing up at 2 am 
like 2 a 2 b 1 mid or?
@grim edge ily
2a 1.5 mid 1.5 b
Will I know when the numbers on my discord tag get removed
Like will discord tell me or something
Gn chat

same /p
usually its 3 a 1 mid 1 b most common
Gn zaxxx

but a guy in my game goes b alone and cant hold it. im telling okay lets switch il hold and he refuses. so we play 2b
Tilt
Oh hush
😦
I've never lost otb elo before in a tournament actually
I always gain at least a tiny bit
So far I haven't had a tournament that's made me wanna quit chess....yet
whats ur otb rating
im 1337 fide teach me
oh
Why does it make me agree to the rules two different times each time I rejoin
fides more hard to get rating yea?
Generally yea cuz ppl try harder
yea
@primal shore won against a 1600 with black tho. and also won against a 1600 in rapid
My biggest win was 1800
otb?
wow thats actually insane
Hoping to get some good wins
Mhms
he played all 6?
...that's how a tournament works
i meant like if he had any byes
No
oh
bye means he gets 1 point for free. he is .5 😂. but i know what you mean
byes are 0, 0.5 or 1
this is gothamchess. fide pfp
not where i come from
ah i see
i have experienced too much pain from playing with you
Welp time to go improve all my shit i guess
even tho i really wanted to go read me a good book or something
And you took half of it
I don't like you pixel
Yes I know thats gay
never again
nope
I'll beat you 10 times in a row (irl)
had to clarify
Wait what other ways can you beat me in a row if not in chess?
I wasn't talking about otb 👹👹
no im serious
I beat you real good 10 times in a row. KO, hospital. x10
dm them to me if not appropriate for the server
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Oh idk about that
Now that one i can confidently say nu uh
Boxing maybe, but just a street fight and you don't got a chance
Hello Important Dude
thx bro. i hope you didnt write it because you are low rated
Pixelated how good do you know your italian btw ?
I know a good amount of Latin
Who wanna chess box me
Are you back to being the cool Bast or are you still the Blue Pawn Bast?
Only way ima win fr
that i could do
She wanna catch these hands
Pond*
wasnt it pawn?
not you playing the old boing defense or something against me (as black of course)
i was expecting the queens gambit so badly just to see fxcking Old Boing defense
Old Benoni is pretty cool. Don't hate on my boy
What does unity do? 💀
Ohhh
I do that but instead they resign
and they aren't titled
I MADE A YOUTBE SHORTS LETS FREAKING GO
bruh
TELL ME MORE PIXEL AND ILL LET YOU HAVE YOUR FUN BEATING MY ASS IN CHESS

I MADE A YOUTUBE SHOJRST
Bast ily
true
You guys ready for my new otb rating 💪💪
I don't know anything else other than the ruy lopez as white in 1. e4 e5
no
1639
1540
f
how good did you do in the tourney
@grim edge Did you fxcking catfish a FM?
@grim edge
@cinder sluice
wat
wats ur elo
9
dam
😭 🙏
rating is just a number
ur spelling is a "misteak"
wtf am i doing with my life 3 am still not sleeping 💀
Rookie numbers
its okay we are here for you ❤️
the existential dread when u see the sun rise up 😭
@raw frigate 2:53 🤓
thanks
we're in the same time zone 😭
🤓
hows it like living in a desert
When it's 2:54
I'm not
good fr u
Let's play a game. Who first sends a message at 3 a m wins
it depends on your time zone 
What time is it for you?
Me and water enthusiast are the same time zone
@raw frigate ?
@potent merlin bro confidently hung his bish
I'm not answering this question sorry
That's kinda early ngl
Shhh we don't talk about that
🤑
1099538628008497223
You think that's early
🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Never type on discord AT 3 AM GONE WRONG gone sexual(Cops called)
💀
Looking at this is giving me brain cancer
💀
I win tho
Calm down jaystation
(war crimes commited!!)
Was exactly referencing him
I hope he's off yt by now
I don't think so
Idk
does anyone know any chess games that demonstrate an interesting positional idea? can literally be anything btw
He might just not post as much
Basically Mikhail Tals sacrifice’s
thx 🙂
When was his last post
Month ago
Look at his bio
They'd rather get rid of dislikes and adblockers than jaystation
"All videos on this channel are for entertainment purposes!"
(Proceeds to fake girlfriends death)
@tepid panther I destroyed th 14 tho 🔥
Please never converse again.
I should probably stop leaving and rejoining but I really don't care
I got clapped by that Morocian dude
But 2100 blunders M1
Lol you almost missed it too
H3 isn't inherently a bad move. Don't always listen to what you hear
It's not an instant loss if you play it, even in my elo during a rapid game
































































1. b4 e6 2. c4 Bxb4 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. a4 Qh4 5. Nf3 [Bxf2#]
Jaystation
Well it doesn't ruin your position but you're doing a reverse Michael jackson
A scumbag youtuber. It's best if you just don't know
Lol nice
Search him up, you'll love his videos 😁
Alright chat I gotta eat ill be back after I study thus IM's games
Istg if I have to play this mf
No point in doing that don't you think?
Its for fun
Hmm
Plus he's tilted
Based
That's an interesting perspective
atleast u can fight against people with titles 😔
is ur keyboard drunk
Keyboard is set to pride month
💀
what a nice composition
Sick photo
show me more of the chessboard ?
what's the reference / price
Hello bastoura
hi hysteria
I am creating a small extension that allows you to change the color of the chessboard, what do you think?
Can you make some horrible color composition for the funnies?
I think it’s fire tho
@sleek oriole what's the book?
Nice photo
Is it the house of Staunton chess set?
Me too
the book is "pawn structures" in Hungarian
Yes they do they also know that you catfished a FM
Lmao
Is it a good book? What lvl is it for?
wasnt even that expensive. polishchess.com
thanks
Ok good
(which one is it ? if you have the name)
its a bit more advanced id say. but still not that advanced haha. i like it i learned a lot
gimme a sec
@grim edge help meeeeeeee nimrod and jimmy want me to help them curse out some woman
- Supreme Ebonised chess pieces 3,75"
- Exclusive wooden chessboard 55 mm square (with
black stripe) walnut/maple
also buy a box for the pieces. just not staunton 6 becasue thats too small
Hai chat
bro i just resigned on a COMPLETELY winning position
Is it by Andrew Soltis?
i am this close to deleting my account
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Have had that happen more times than I’d like to admit
i thought i was gonna get mated but i had a 36 position
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Rajko Miranovics
AAAA
Oooh, thanks a lot. I'll check it out
Bast it's okay ily /p
ik 
So long as you know you're appreciated ^-^
@grim edge i fell off from my chair and im bleeding now
luckly there are very similar stuff on that site.
haha i think thats a bit more expensive
That Knight is a beast
What's the site called?
@grim edge Voice Reveal When?
Luky what kind of colorblindness do you have?
You wish

polishchess.com (sorry i called you by accident)
I have like 8 chess boards I can give you
IT WAS LMAO
i am not tilted i just came back after 3 days and then i resigned for absolutely no reason
Yea im ok physically but not mentally
I ping it for myself

those pieces are awesome
Ong
Every time I've played with a knight that didn't belong in the original set, I have won
Gorb
ware
Grob
someone asked me if I would rather be a furry or skydive
That's the fun part tho
hi
How fast do messages get covered in this channel
I have a 2k elo friend who plays only 1.a4
Spanish
haha glad you like it
a3 is natural
Nimrod called you a bish if i were you i wouldnt let that shit slide
I have a friend who plays 1.a4 all the time and still wins against 2000s
fnx is racist
When we play casual games, it's always a4 a5
he used to play a5 as black but he stopped
he's always making jokes about Preston Ware
We tried to see what happens if we wayward queened each other and we both won one game each
Both won the game where we played white
people still blunder their queens in 2000s
of course
blundering queens is universal
giving queen in one is a every-level thing
i sent u a dm
Botez gambit essence
I lost to a wayward queen yesterday lmao
I also beat that guy with wayward as white
I love it when my opponent plays botez gambit declined
Wayward queen is the most homo thing you can do in chess
Nice
girl ur on something
this is comforting
idiots
@nimble niche I will literally smoke you alive when you play wayward
bro u suck
I smoke 2200s with wayward so what makes you think you can do anything
Nimrod sit down ugly ass
You could play fianchetto
BRUH UGLY HOBO
I prefer the famous ||double grob: coca-cola gambit||
what the hell is a hobo?
That guy who wayward queened on me was my 2000 elo friend
studying theory
I can ruin the attack and get you in a shitty position
im not homeless and im not a freak 💀
if I know what I'm doing, then the worst the position could be is - 0.5
right ur both! loser
Hobos are cooler than you'll ever be
Anybody wanna play?
girl shut up
Hobos jump on trains and stuff to go get work
Oh my im so offended
Ah yes but a diet Pepsi countetgambit can ruin your position if you ain't careful and willing to sacrifice a piece or two
You don't work you sit at home and eat soy products and red 40 and smoke weed
why do you need wayward queen theory for black? nobody plays it
Nimrod sit your ass down girl go back to chitchatting with your bestie in another vc
girl shut up what u on abt
no
Agreed, i wonder if there is a water gambit, we have coca-cola, whale variant. Why not water
react to this message if you like little children
idiot
chess
checkers >

@upbeat viper
look at your own pfp
blud called bastoura on me for saying checkers is better 😭 (it is)

I dunno but my personal favorite is uranium-235 gambit D20 controller gambit
Right so Mr barron loves playing the Spanish
embarrassing that u need a mod for something for sensitive
OMG HEY FAV MOD ITS ME
look at the guy's message above that one
And against the caro kann he does horribly
honestly gotta give it to you here
Nimrod you have a femboy as your pfp look at you 😭 🙏
"idk what you want me to do with this man"
RIGHT IM ALWAYS RIGHT
lucy how do you not have frenemy
girl shut up it’s my queen Nora 🤣🤣
you scare me people
Yoo, u a 2400 lets have a quick blitz match to celebrate it 
Right?
Your queen is not a queen its a femboy
It's cuz am too political smh
not to mention your "queen" is mad ugly
what are even the requirements for it
girl shut up ur mad ugly
He's right yuo know
Im playing too badly right now. Just on tilt

she’s my queen forever 🤞🤞
caro kanb players not knowing what to do after the opening move:

I'm not the mirror gurl
I know my theory
not the embarrassing comebacks
Caro was the first opening I ever learned
I aint the one embarrassing here 💀
I'll prove your theory wrong
ok says u🤣🤣
caro kann players when they face the tal variation:
bro i'll start cheering if they play f3
Ok femboy
ngl caro kann is a shitty opening for low ELO players
f3 e5
ok ugly
What's so bad about being a femboy (totally not one myself
I feel like killing myself. I had won the game, I was supposed to checkmate, but I missclicked and gave him my queen, so I lost the game even though I had a 100% PROBABILITY OF WINNING ** And my opponent isn't being fair, doesn't let me win, then starts taunting me in the chat room, I've blown up my screen
100% agreeing with you there
bad
In germany we say "Caro kann garnichts" "Caro can nothing" 
🙏
Hey don't say that :((
levy crying in bro's sleep
I'm opening my window
Ok Nimrod
Stop looking for attention
Caro kann is a shit opening unless you really know what you're doing
ok freak
There's also a line I like which is f3 Qb6
lol. Ik I'm on the lower side but I mean I play OTB more than I do online and I have more than a 50% win rate in my last 90 days
Ok Nimrod
Dont U DARE ATTACK NIMROD😡😡😡
yeah e4 d5 all the way
But levy makes it seem like you can play it with only 2 lines of 5 move theory
It's what I play otb
It is funny?????????????????????
Caro kann players wake up in the morning and read a note they read every morning that says "put the bishop on f5 and put the knight on b6" and go to their job where they talk about how good the caro kann is then forget how to play chess 4 moves in
ok “don’t ban me plz🥺”
No
Scandinavian defense is a good opening ngl
Ok i report you
yeah but d5 is more principled
embarrassing u gotta beg 🤣🤣
you buy membership
No
"gurl" stop being so obsessive and do something else other than discord
ask for someone else to do game review for you
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why dont you go try it out??
Ur weird
@grim edge send game i'll review
I do what u on I JS got home
still gonna keep this Scandinavian is valid until 1200+
LOOOOLL I literally JS got home delulu man
Ok Jimmy aka Molly ty for your opinion
Scandi works against 2100s when I play it
even beyond 1200, it can work in like 2k
no dude, you need membership, send the game here and i'll review it for you
I think you can use scandi up to like 1400 if you've memorized some of it
Okay captain obvious stop being mad ur fat
y u remembering her name obsessed much?
I can do the game review for you then you can see the accuracy
lmao
Meh
wdym you cant, you literally either get a accuracy rating or dont
LOOOL embarrassing
ONGGGG
I ain't the one saying her name like 10 times in a minute
Why are the chronically online people spazzing
I need to fight someone to test if i can fight scadinavian now
on a side note I'm close to reaching 100 ELO only about 250 more ELO to go
I dont i Said her name twice half a hour ago 🤣🤣
JSUT cause u have No friends like what
REAL
this is so true
💀
mfs will stay online all day and start saying random shit
U don’t say shit in call but no all of a sudden ur talking in chat HELLO!?!
bc all us chess players have nothing better to do than to talk to other chess players (we share the same mental illness)
Ya cuz i have other shit to do?
Then leave call dumbass
LOL NO U DONT UR ARGUING ON DSUCORD WYM
Effects of boredom
Jimmy shut up look at you
effects of being unemployed lmao
I aint the one who started this shit respectfully sit the fxck down lmao
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girl yes u did read above chat 🤣🤣
wtf this typa bio 😭
u were like me personally i wouldn’t let that slide
14 Year old Male.
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From Israel (Don't Start Shit Please Because I Really Don't Care)
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I want to take your side here but you're Israeli
For my sake i wish i wasnt you lmao
14 Year old Male.
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From Israel (Don't Start Shit Please Because I Really Don't Care)
Honorable Mention: 173 Cm Tall
bro had to stick his height in there
yeah ok 14 Year old Male.
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Ur literally 14 hop off
14 Year old Male.
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stop doing that nimrod he'll call mods on you 🥶
Yea ok? age has nothing to do with this?
14 Year old Male.
This Enough Probably..
From Israel (Don't Start Shit Please Because I Really Don't Care)
Honorable Mention: 173 Cm Tall
bro im 13 and im 6ft
but ur an embarrassing bio does🤣🤣🤣
im literally 185cm
14 Year old Male.
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I'm 217 🗣️🔥
LOOOLLL
EMBARRASSING!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️
RIGHTTT
how is bro so short
Stay quiet
I hope i can get a job easy in a near future like 5 years, i will make sure to waste on many different foods since idc about fashion and others stuffs
fr 14 and that’s short
Loser
Oh my god im so offended im gonna go cry now 😭

yeah go cry 14 Year old Male.
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