#💬〡general-off-topic
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please do
Blue blunder on top
wow that's a tough one, i don't get it
bast dieded 
what the hell is nxg5
Bishop takes rook, queen takes bishop, and I get a winning position
its a combination of the score changing drastically, it being a knight move, and the rook being hanging
did I
BAST ALIVE
Its a move duh
ohhhhh
OHHHHH
bast undieded
i was just looking at Be7 for black
thats ridiculous
then didn't see anything for white
for white rook is taken back with winning position
whats the blunder
free knight too
yes but I mean, if black went Be7 instead of Bxa1
ignoring the exchange
ill show in a while im in game
ah sorry. best of luck
ask stockfish
im 887 rated
its literally just an algorithm telling you if a move is brilliant based on some semi-arbitray factors, real brilliance in chess is so much deeper than that
i absolutely got shit on
can i speak?
by blippi
use /connect to speak in vc
Teached us some really great things
He beat Ivanchuk in 2002
@pine bison hey do you think if i can flip a bottle of water and have it land upright i could get trusted role?
thats just dumb
or country
Oh woww
its an inside joke
youre pinging mods for that? goddamn
well one
u literally joined the server yesterday
Asking the real questions
Yeah we played some games with him but it was like playing stockfish
and YOURE the one who was complaining about US pinging mods for no reason
no im pinging painGPT, has nothing to do with him being a mod
the united states has pinged moderators???
yessir
and?
got the whole north america here
youre pinging for trusted role
no i asked a question, i didnt ask for anything
😭
in twitch?
@glossy radish you are really good at twisting peoples words arent you?
no, the guy was complaining about us pinging mods for "no reason"
oo i am? thats kinda cool
Cringe
didnt blippi film shit trickshots 
I ran out of memes
@grim edge 950.. on track for 1000
you were asking for trusted role in my eyes. maybe reword it better 
youre catching up 
smurf acc
v ily
I was 950 last week, now im 890

isnt that against rules
pro
hi lucy i love me too
is it.?
wb me 
You aren't v :((
YEAH YOU ARENT V 😾
yeah but i’m rupi
i don’t smurf. im humble
dude my ears 💀
hello I’m Bob I’m new
night night lucyyy sleep well 
hi bob! !welcome
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do you love me
I deleted my account so I’m waiting for the support to make it back
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update fatass
i thought so. i recognised your user from moon
theyre tsill doing the "dropthe" trend
Yeah that’s me
guys i think she loves me
._.
ngl i get mad hoes in roblox
she loves me
No drop was viral

Fo real
i just cleanly destroyed a 2200
oh yeah sorry I ran out of memes

fun stuff
Rating ?
300
Lasanga too good
383
who wants to see a cool brilliant
Send it
Don’t send it
meoww
thats kinda obvious
but thats just
agathemon baraya agabaraya
no way
be better
Cool I guess
don’t break my heart
when its not
it’s ok
What is love, baby dont hurt me

no more
hi
damn it i had my popcorn ready

wanna watch a movie together
hiho 🙂
susge
bast 
Straightforward rizz
cars 1
yes v ? 
how’re you
doing good! u? 🙂
mm what
bast
i could say the same to you
deleted 😭
D:
What would you do if a big cylindrical metal with a velocity of 10km/s and has the radius about 5 meters comes hurdling to you?
Ok I’m 1700
oshieto oshieto sayo sikume wo
keep drawing your dinosaurs
id quote it but im nice
great to hear, i’m well ty for asking
I won't help if NK draws above
Dodge
é.é
ooh good idea
WAIT NONO
IM SORRY FOR IDK
But you're not agile enough

How can u say so
bast let me draw you a french dino
ngl just ignore the 2nd image
can i have a dino
you already did vv

You're a regular human
here a flower
Hello chat
i need smaller
Nice sea serpent drawing
Hey daddy
oh but it’s fine to say “i like nba young boy” huh
Helo helo
i cant
Yes
it is literally a panel from the manga bruh
let me draw another french
rayleigh didn't say that did he
yes he did THAT’S THE POINT
Bc they're fine as hell
I dont remember him saying it, maybe in the manga?
susge rayleigh
manga ye
im drawing dinos in vc
Wait, I thought that was a sea serpent
i need enemy of the server role man
I need gear5 alr

Hi bast 
How are you? :)
u can get the locked out role
gud gud
doesn't exist anymore tho
Nice to hear

disclaimer i do not know sicilian theory and somehow grinded 11 book moves
hey @upbeat viper u online on cc rn? i wanna test smth but it's in a few min, lemme know if you'll be around 🙂

Lasanga how do i get better in chess, show me your ways master
idk do puzzles ud probably be better off asking zax
ive gained a lot through experience
Yeah hes not here tho
I can be
skill issue hes probably nolifing chess
i've gained alot through blundering(I'm not experienced or anything else.)
How long youve been playing anyway
if it's too much trouble it's alright don't worry, i need to test a challenge link see if they're still working the way i designed em to
connected on my normal account
thx! i'll dmu
8 years probably give and take
k
i've gained the ultra blunder 🔥
@grim edge are you online?

also im almost 2400 somehow
boutta go into my otb tourney all confident and get rekt by a 1600 fide cant wait 🔥
Guess my 6months aint enough to reach 1k 
also I'm somewhat close to 200
I am stuck at 2025 
if u study like a lot u can get
I'm stuck in 144 elo
Good 😊
las is an ARENA FIDE MASTER!! he’s one of the best there is
i dont know how people study
git gud 
why

if i get agm im technically better than markus
@frozen escarp you code?
but im too lazy and im not gonna waste money

is this good
why
nth
bastoura go to bed
🗣️🔥
its like 4 am france time
I'll sleep at 3pm
Yeah
yo-yo thing >
or 4 idk
holy fk
thx
You're just like me fr
you mean the terrarian?
the frenchman has gone mad
green plasma moon lord yoyo
Nice art
found it
cool modded weapon name
rawr
kek


corny but we not risking another lockout 🗣️
OOHH HE SAID THAT IN THE AUCTION THING I FORGOR
first to get locked out wins a million dollars
watermelon chicken
OKAY OKAY
@upbeat viper
yes ?
lock me out i want a mil dollars
yeah
(pls
love you
i dont
why did you connect this account too
why not
what are you doing v smh
i cant disconnect
when i try it reconnects
mean wot
wee woo
i want a mil dollars
its not guaranteed
wdym
las said it
@upbeat viper 😾
lol
i was
locked out on this account once
because SOMEONE (cough anitta) locked out the wrong v
(love u anitta btw 
he means first to get locked out from the point at which his msg was sent!!
well IDC i want the money
🤯
albert wont let me disconnnect im pissed
do you want me to try ?
shut
try wut
to disconnect your cc
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
that's weird
lol
bastoura
lemme report the bug to the dev in charge 
thats me
does it happen to others? 
hey bast, i’m almost 1000 are you proud of me
im very proud of u my child
I'm almost to 200

🗣️🔥
robert ramirez
gud
💀
eesh
updated idk'
I hate it
Cant tell if white is up astronomically or black is
white was never losing
tf
also white is an nm
I miss old game review graph
who is robert ramirez he sounds so familiar
Yeah the new game review graph gives me an aneurysm
barely readabile
@upbeat viper can you help me
how do you win this end game
also thats just annoying
align king every time in front of pawn
(aka take the opposition)
Your king needs to stay in front of/beside the pawn at all times
it's a very common technic
there
train with that
(and learn with the video)
sadness
Where you at?
@grim edge stop please
ok
and stop spamming that gif
ok
Is there a way to cancel when you press on the king and then your rook it will castle? I just blundered a mate in 1 bec of this lol
dagr
right click
Dagr?
click on any empty square
or click on an empty square yep
Yes but i didnt notice
Shotgun
So maybe something in settings?
hard
hey guys....
yes my child
only winning move here is prob king f6
i did
oh wait nvm i just did f6
I do brillaint moves like these but then do ONE blunder and get mated
rip thats why
Kf6 then move up diagonally the next turn
that’s so lame
meoww
Never let the enemy king look at your pawn when it's his turn

spicy

🖕
what:(
Tbh, sorry but i am a bit doubtful in this, I am 1700 cc and I can defeat 2000's in lichess more easily,
Second, I have played some 1100's (fide 1100's) who have a rating range of 1900-2200 in cc
._.
bro turnt into Pinocchio
plus we all know cool math game chess takes the cake about all else

im gona hurl
???
im v
my little brain didnt see the fork after that pawn move 
Hey chat again
I am done. shutting down my PC for the rest of the day
hes deada
gnov
hi grims
Hi again hru
sup
when did he deada
my mum hates me and shes forcing me to drink two cups of milk 
what why
" hates me "
what are u ,12?
can someone do game review for me
ofc
ty
maybe low calcium
Hates you == drinking 2 cups of milk
Alright buddy u shouldn't he hating ur mom like that
i beat someone 100 elo more
im serious about her hating me. i got bruises all over myself now
i agree
Oh my..
done
sorry
V do u need some1 to talk to?
bro wrote pi letters
IGHT WHO TF THUMBS DOWNED ME?
omg why would u do that , is he hurt
whats so bad about milk
that's not a flex
im really really full
those are numbers but ok
Shut up π
well we say letters too
what was your opponent on back then
oh then its all good
fr
not that. she beat me and then forcing me to drink
two days in a day 
so you mean you were higher rated than him, so that makes sense that you will win 💀 how is that a flex
SO DRINK WHATS THE ISSUE
two times in a day
Yea alright Maybe this is why I deserved to watch my friend off themselves on stream
they are underrated ig
😭
what
WhatM
can you send it
ew poop role
ew
i think you can see it too, right? @sacred steeple once someone reviews the game, everyone can take a look at it then
not anymore there's a blankeeet
wouldnt the issue be the beating
I think
🤫
Guys I just underestimated some guy and lost but challenged him to a rematch and won
oh yeah, thanks
he deserves it tho
it works
you are telling me you are gonna use a blanket when the sun is deadly lazer
oh uh v's a she btw
.. check the role lol
ok "she" deserves it

bruises all over doesnt sound deserved :(
She is Indian
blanket religion?
im gonna break something
man, I dont think parents beat their children in 2023.. that would be wild
only 14 easy installments of 76.99
Not a scam of course
get some props and broke those 
yeah but my mom would yell
yeah and like sell those holy blankets for a huge amount
What’s your elo? @grim edge
whar
I'm 200

no idea what youre saying
break your highest chess elo
i wish
don't joke about that
519
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lol, I am, and I get what you meant @wraith basin
@glossy radish sup
hi bast
uh sure
if i want to seriously chip in, it does happen in asian families all the time

Who has the lowest elo here?
me
someone
What’s your elo?
200
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i am 230
Wanna play me?
anyone would like to see a brilliant I did a few minoutes ago
yeah
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Blitz: 1815 (1807 peak)
Bullet: 1473 (1473 peak)
stops playing chess for a month
win one match
go up 50 elo
repeat and profit
wdym 50 elo
a year
I wanna play Andrew tate
bro

2 bad
this is a chess server that nobody gambles w like
why is the timer on chesscom so faulty and slow
i think rating change goes to the extremes after not playing for a while to like balance your new skill level or smthn idk
why bro are y’all that bad
your internet connection
what? really
Let’s play
why is your wifi so faulty and slow
Im not seeing anyone with regular role anymore
No, the premove of cc takes 0.1 s and lichess' takes 0.000000001
I have a chill technic : I limit myself to +8 per day
night night everyone
so that I never tilt and always play my best
buenas noches
gracias
thus I can get to 2k pretty easily
what if you win the first match you play tho
same but I change the value to -10,
then I don't play that day
or I play on my training account
bruh
personally just dont care about tilting id rather have fun than limit myself to a game per day because i won one game
I'm 200
to improve it's not about quantity
i was about to play some chess at 11 51 pm but
it's about studying
hi server mod
how are you?
looks like an album cover
so
i have great wifi
some people think it's the reason Tesla Stock went up 4%
this Lego Mini-figure
do a 8 minute 59 sec match
puzzles puzzles puzzles, opening training thanks to my beautiful PGN generator code, watching videos and chess content
bullet
Hi I'm gud wbu
true, you won't get better by just playing, but i doubt your chess skill would have any serious impact if you studied and played two games per day 😱
does anyone here gamble
Playing is enough to improve lol
@raw flower
can you stop talking about gambling
Is dvoretsky's Endgame Manual good for a 1700?
e4 e5 ke2 qh4#
so quirky
L mr evil
🗣️🔥
wdym e2 after e5
i see
@upbeat viper
@hazy kayak i forgot
how could you snitch on him he's clearly an ally he said so himself
checking up on my stocks
I feel like I'm playing the right moves but at the same time I'm like "bro, I messed up"
but he said hes using it as an insult
funny thing is, I'm not even a day-trader (entirely)
I see
ohhh true true
this is a certified just joined™️ moment
Dang what was that rook move at the end 💀
what the hell is this?
by whom ?
my game with white pieces
The black dude, he could have done anything other than the rook move at the end before getting checkmated
We’re playing
bro u can do that with chess com
ohh
Play me
WASSSSSSUP BLACK DUDES IN THE HOOOD!
typical 400 elo chat
3
It’s fine, you are 500+
STOP
it's just revealed in your pf
@unborn quarry
i bought off the mods for my rating role im actually 400
no

@tawdry sluice
When ur game ends click the share option and then on animated gif
it's not revealed by anyone XD
user
Damn really
Let’s play a game
Hmm I also gave up my rook for 2 knights and bishop
@tawdry sluice
username xD
he sent like 3 messages
Yeah I saw lol
Yes
Also I was getting a free rook
@grim edge vs @jaunty kindle scared rated469? Ahaha
Yeah ik, but he could have avoided checkmate then
wtf
Hmm
Rapid
Fight fight fight fight
average beef between chess players
You are just trash and jealous
Beef beef beef
@grim edge
guys is the server restarting
Idk. Like some years? I mainly play on lichess thats why my rating is compared pretty low to my lichess rating
yes they restart when im in a winning position
SAME DUDE
noooooooooooooo
i'm so mad
this is so epic 🔥🔥🔥
i was about to win
fr!!
i'm a queen up
What do server restarts even do
I came here to be garbage in chat
Nope because it reveals my name lol
it takes ~15min to restart
restart
They waste our time
Every game get aborted
🗑️ worst emoji
its almost like....they tell you when they are restarting servers so you could plan ahead of time.....crazy
Oh, thanks for clearing that up 👍
dawg I was winning what happened?
it clears cache
sthu
nice u leanred it
Ohh thanks
its kinda stupid why dont u just not allow anyone to start any new games when ur about to restart the server
its almost like its literally on the home page...

yeah np 
💀
nevermind ill just castle vibes except dont actually
Man you should become a mod, very helpful fr
Just ng5 and black is dead
bro thinks he is hikaru

nah br0 hikar is my id0l
How long will it take to restart server??
guys is server restarting done
~15 min
someone said ~15 minutes
@grim edge connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements
Ok thank u
i learned to counter attack caro-kann
F3 on move 3
gn
gn
Gm here but gn
i wish people would read the welcome section of the channels
thanks
gn
gn
It's 1am

yall think ding liren can beat gotham?
gn people
timezone
ok
Yeah
maybe
Yes
yeah i should
yea i think
I can’t play
idk
timezones dont exist est is the only and best timezone youre all wrong
embed fail
Yeah obviously
cuz it's restarting?
??
UTC and GMT:
nonexistent
Is gotham the reigning world champion? Don't think so
Who’s the mod?!
Time don't exist just zones
@grim edge ur turn
bastoura
@mod
there are many
That’s not how you ping them
don't ping for no reason btw
Chess isn’t working
unless you want some vacations
Don't try to ping em for no reason
@mod notice me senpai
yes
ping reply is fine i assume
The servers are restarting 💀
the servers are restarting
Can they be paid?
Wait ppl are ranking time zones now?
What type of stupidity
it takes ~15min
https://open.spotify.com/track/0IGXY47K2ha3AHfX57wY1O?si=5eca9dcda3dd41eb even if u don't know hindi u will feel this song
timezones exist y'all chronically online mfs
lets all play a game
How many times can we get bastoura to say "the servers are restarting it takes ~15 minutes"
https://play.chess.com/jpjTF unrated
Wow really 🤯
don't
no they dont idk what youre talking about
nuh uh
https://play.chess.com/jpjTF unrated
est supremacy
whats your go to song when playing chess
rovous don't spam
🫡
im in with y0
in other countries it's night, and in philippines it's day
balling sped up
🤦♂️
other countries?
i only know murica
murica best
I listen to songs when I play online games but not during otb
murica only country
the home of the free, the land of the brave, the soil of the obese
your wish is not granted
.....your not that one guys with there mic on playing sh*&^Y MUSIC
what are u talking? please explain it clearly
Frank>Magnus Carlsen
is that a spiderman nft
You on a hunt or something?
bri'ish croatia, mexico, usa, canada, germany, poland, russia, china, north and south korea, philippines, thailand, morocco, france, Italy, that's it
Back to the old pfp

bro think he's wakko warner
(like and sub if you got that reference)
delete that rn India is shown in a wrong way there
You mind explaining?
Damn, very patriotic
great song to learn the countries, and you can combine to learn the nationalities
its a bop
guaranteed
What is wackko Warner tho?
a character owned by the warner brothers
Sustralia?
are there certain servers where you can't invite ppl cuz I can't see the invite option
Bro i've been timed out because answer what kind of music i listen to while playing wth
:_/)\
These people are very patriotic for a land lo
i swear to god whenever i see this gif i can imagine him singing it
Nice dictatorship
s0rry f0r wasting y0 time
i just hear "germany now wants peace"
Jai Hind then 🫡
😭
Lmfao
Lmao ikr
don't dare to talk about my country like that
What will you do?
eh idc u were good.... ggs
interesting personally i play one night in Bangkok/chess or.. ...slipknot- Custer
i didnt make the warner brothers so im scot free plus im not even indian 😂
Can we sell our land to you also?
New promo code
wanna play again? imma play seri0s this time
yeah sure
But don't use it in wrong way
Land is one but people won't understand shit
Subscribemidgame
stop being so uptight
Idc about contrys politics and any kind of difference use as an excuse to fight for more and bullshit the rest of the world
Guys it says I don't have permission to speak in vc
Why you dont have what NK has @gentle steppe , im an Indian fear me
Energy, energy, chicken,
<@&745328830649991179> I asked this guy to not say this type of shit about my country and now he is saying "What will you do?"
politics is an excuse to fight? buddy organized government is the definition of a civilization
It's bs
Guys I'm still a beginner I want someone to play with me and with a mic
Who's that in your pfp
Okay okay now stop saying bad stuff
bro we're talking bout the animaniacs
Calm down man, why are you guys even bringing politics into chess server 😭
😭
I am chilling
Hi chilling
Hru
I just said don't use wrong map of India and he says "Nice dictatorship"
isnt that rule 6 tho lmfao
I’m chilling, what about you?
if that one sentence is what u act upon thats kinda overreaction
Everybody is good
he said nice dictatorship in response to the fine you get for misusing the map
we cant debate politics
yes : )
idk not anyone has thick skin
I’m not too familiar with the rules here
its almost like we all said that
Politics is just power use to oppress people to act acording to other peoples will. Nobody has decent judgement yet people with power decide for everyone else what is allowed
yeah im trying to say we cant debate politics
Controversy bad for a server
i replied to the wrong message
mic on when in lobby. and your playing music
chill out people
Good luck yellow haired lady
No i meant i just joined so i cant really remember all of them, but i have seen them, thanks a lot
Calm down guys no need to fight
quick question not to get even more political but is a highly corrupt oligarchy that creates an illusion of a two-party democratic republic but is actually just a singular plutocracy taking bribes to give priviliges to elite corporatists who undermine capitalism and manipulate markets with catastrophic consequences only being paid by the lower classes so that they can fearlessly funnel wealth however they see fit regardless of conflicts of interest or gross incompetence tyrannical?
this is another certified just joined™️ moment
woah so aggressive huh u wanna fight huh u noob ||
||
ur bad
Hm I don't want to talk about politics but ask them to not talk something that can be taken as bad
I- my pfp is male
did u just assume my gender
im so offended
Another discord dramahttps://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1115058894637641738.gif?v=1
Guys I want someone to play with me
hi so offended im insert
ik
Im here homie
ur not insert ur bad
Good and evil is still debated after 6000 years of civilisation
not a place to discuss about inflation
how could you do this to me
@dusky viper why bro?
War still exist
what now i cant inflate a balloon huh what is this
classic chess.com sever general moment
shush
And novody got good argument just excuses
i had my pump out
Yes I did
Plz excuse my ignorance Missy
random gif 1
excuses such as: talking about it is against the rules
lmaoo
Oh there's gonna be more?
cancel him on twitter
he's never getting a job again
its alzheimers awareness month
Uh
uh
Wtf
no gender talk
The mods are spying on us quick act normal
lol
it's what?
hi moon
alzheimers awareness month
hey
💀
Yes BUT ALSO CANCEL HIM ON CHESS.COM AND LICHESSS

its cookies
E
Not lichess 
I will never talk about politics ever again
I mean if the interest of the people was to build a unified society people will need to agree but nobody try to do this the solution is making more rules to make it livable with all the different opinions. Hard to concider that those who choose have an opinion of the situation they try to hold in place when it's chaos
Low-key tho they have good learning material
YOU'LLLL be BANED🥱 
gud
Getting muted isn't good
E
i lack freedom of speech in this server 
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dang 2202
don't spam and respect rules and you're free to speak as much as you want
:D
ok
Leaving politics
i cant break the rules 
You realize that freedom of speech isn't actually freedom of speech
Common knowledge really
G
Do u need to break them and why
Yeah
e
that applies to when arguments start over opinions
Guys I'm still a beginner I wanna play against someone with mic
just joined™️
technically
as an American we must liberate it 
I love blundering
obviously
as an American we must eat it

blenduhr renduhr
I like it so no problem to me
ok smol misunderstanding soz
I mean
Internet arguments negate most logic so it's all good
yes its the only rational way to liberate them 
It ok :D
yay i have freedom of speech now
Martin is my chess coach
just stop the politics
Make me!!!
I'm pretty sure his kids would be a better coach than him
I'll make you
Hood

Lmaoo
his kids lost to him
i don'' ge' i' 🇬🇧
And lost faith
i forgor to reply 💀
slip a shrimp on the barbie
igowallah
An unusual word takes over the spelling bee.
IGOWALLAH (ft. Hoodie Guy)
directed by Daniel Thrasher
featuring @williamosman
music by oo oxygen
cinematography by Ben Joyner
edited by Corey Sheppard
color by Stephen Nadeau
additional edits by Cal Laird
LYRICS
Ok
One blash esh ta.
Slippy.
A glippy flippidy chop.
Blippity glop.
Flop-a gop-a ...
😭
oh u found it
lyrics be spagnittis
u just dont understand it


