#💬〡general-off-topic
1 messages · Page 409 of 1
He sacrificed a bishop against me, I showed him the real sacrifice
I'll be making music, react with
for lofi, react with
for phonk
W
Hi
Sup Scipio
Hey

It says 10 blunders

when will they actually update the app instead of spending millions on their shitty tournaments
I just made a checkmate from like 10 moves away
To the three people who reacted with
, please tell me what do you mean by it
What update?
Holy shit not again
Tournaments for mobile for example
removing the million bugs
Removal of ads. Etc.
I love when I analyze a game

Okay chat I'll go sleep good night yall
The machine*
There are many bugs? I use the app quite often and haven't seen a lot
Gn
Gn
And 0 blunders

then u must not use the app that often
Can you read?
Its hard
I thought so

yes
no you can't.
Of course!! I saw checkmate in 18 moves
Impossible
How are you writing your messages then 🤨
thinking is for 
reading is not writing 
Clearly we don't joke on this server
*Typing
Im a boat and I prefer woman sitting/riding on me

na imagine doing that psh
Scipio i am fked my last exam was leaked so they said fk this shit and made it 10x as hard
Literally just a synonymous
Lets have a wild ride
THIS IS BRUTAL WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE YEAR I HAVE NATIONAL EXAMS IN
Fortniþþþþþþþ
What
physics was the hardest right ?

UNITY
ohhhhh sh!t
At least you are not alone, right?
me about to murder
Same
I prefer cruisers tbh
Both were incredibly hard math was way longer than it should be and ohysics was knownledge beyon human understand SVT will be the end of my academic career
@old thistle lichess stream in vc
whos your target today
who
One is bigger than the other
@grim edge and @faint hazel
my mirror, mf looked weird at me
I was placed on the first seat in front of the police they brought ot guard us
do rafts count as boats?
HADA HOUA LBAC DIAL LMAGHRIB
I mean I would consider them one, just for the very poor
Stna dtla3 nlbak ightasbowak mzyaaaan
Still

L7wa dbsa7
Havent you had enough already? Want another ride? We can ride all night long if you want 

(edited)
What
Im always up
allah Y 3AWN
Amiiiin
i don't want karma
Lmao
You dont trust me cuz i just got my ass handed back to me Like straight the fk up
bro went to google traduction
Its alright he was just telling me to carry on with the exam
What??
This is the Chess.com profile of neej532. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1815 (1833 peak)
Blitz: 2337 (2453 peak)
Bullet: 2202 (2211 peak)
But did you do anything?
Final year of highschool exam dk what sat is but ig yes?
fin
I did but when even the fking beast of the pack starts crying i am done
Was there someone cheating ?
police is afk
Middle top
oof
Yikes
Yo @old thistle can you please accept a guy in our clan
people put there phones between there sandals
how do i stream
Cr
Get the trusted role
?
I thought we still have open spots
how do i get that?
Sh!t
So like there has been leaked news about the replacement of tomorrow's exam since it was also leaked and it aint lookin good chief let me tell ya
!trusted @hexed panther
I missed my joke
@hexed panther With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
Wrong ping?
💀
Hold on
!trusted
@hexed panther With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
Oh yeah sorry
There
Bro even the leaked exam looked like something out of a doomsday scenario
Np
I am done
Youll let me live with you?
you'll get 10+ dw
Isn't the passing grade 60% though?
If so i am down
50?
Ill be your weird uncle then yee haw
wait until i pass it with you
Yes 50
I was in-between the two of you wtaf
Yeah but he wrote "please let me in uwu" and I need to make sure he doesn't get rejected cause his accept message in so cringe. Also I already pinged him in CR thread💀
too low
Ill be your weird brother
Don't
To whom? 
Yeah don't do it
In my last Math uni exam the passing grade got reduced from 50 to 40 and I had 40 exactly 
Lmao
Ive lost hope
Ez ggs shake my hand no re
ive tried doing the leaked exam
I have never been so lucky in my life
To see how much i can answer
And bro if the replacement exam is any harder
Imma start working in a coal mine or something
Start praying
how do I become better at pawn play
You think im not doing that
its so diffifcult to play with pawns
forget school study chess 
Pain could you please accept obey scusa in oir cr clan?
who
9iam allail
Frfr imma be mohssin lahsen
He sent a request
Sup
ok ill check
Guys I just smoked an Indian kid
@stuck thunder no promotion pls
Hi pain
How fun of you to be here during my mental breakdown
Happy to have you here
Keep it on topic pls
im not even here
Arent you an indian kid too
I’m white
the national exam in morocco will be the major cause of depression and sucide
Put you back to work
Lmao
Btw he is not joking 2 of my neighbors offed themselves recently
Hes serious
Racist
damn
You sound like the nerd emoji @gaunt cobalt
We take national exams very seriously here actually
Who’s the mod here?!
You study your whole life just for the exam
You have been born to do the national exam
then you forget what you have studied
I am kinda biased
BRO
!trusted @grim edge
@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
@grim edge are u awake?
I need image permission pls
is this reverse psychology or sumshit
But no i wont
Read the bot message above
st.DeadGeaorge 🗿
hhhhh
Can you please just do it, I want to share my great victory I had against an Indian kid
You need the trusted role. You may have success asking someone else to post it for you
































































1. e4 h5 2. d4 g5 3. f4 f5 4. g4 e5 5. h4 d5 6. c4 c5 7. a4 b5 8. b4 a5 9. hxg5 hxg4 10. fxe5 fxe4 11. dxc5 dxc4 12. bxa5 bxa4 13. e6 g3 14. Ke2 e3 15. Kf3 Ke7 16. c6 Qb6 17. c7 Nc6 18. a6 Bb7 19. axb7 a3 20. bxa8=Q c3 21. c8=Q c2 22. Qd4 a2 23. Nc3 g2 24. Rb1 cxb1=Q 25. g6 a1=Q 26. g7 gxh1=Q+ 27. Kf4 Q6b2 28. gxh8=Q e2 29. Qda7+ Kd6 30. Q7b8+ Kc5 31. e7 e1=Q 32. e8=Q Q2xc1+ 33. Kg4 Qxg1+ 34. Kh3 Qgxf1+ 35. Kh2 Qed1 36. Qxg8 Qfe1 37. Qgxf8+ Kc4 38. Qed8 Kxc3 39. Qfe8 Qd4 40. Qda5+ Kd3 41. Qed8 Qe4 42. Qc5 Ke3 43. Q5xc6 Kf3 44. Qce8 Kf2 45. Kh3 Kg1 46. Qg8+ Kh1 47. Qgg3 Qg2+ 48. Qgxg2#
I bet you have a 500 elo
This is the Chess.com profile of gdpixelization. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 311 (562 peak)
Blitz: 100 (453 peak)
Bullet: 351 (427 peak)
Qg4#??
No L
yeah
Hi
blundering a queen still is mate
You really know how to get popular here
!welcome
Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚
i passed test without studying
cool
I’ll send you the video then you can post it
yeah, autism test
@supple imp Your alt? 
What if I only have lichess
join lichess server then
That exists?
yes
🤯
you may get banned
Do you pay on lichess?
no
What is Magnuses favourite opening?
Anybody wanna play?
hi
Thought he played sveshnikov more
That’s an opening?
sicillian is an opening
kalashnikov is a variation
I smoked this Indian kid playing the Sicilian
iam Obama
I play the scholars mate with white and scandi as black
guys yesterday i demolished a 1093
who was 70 elo higher than me
they were trying to get to 1100
but i made him/her go down 10 elo
making them have to play a few extra games 🙃
Why? I have a good win ratio with it and it forces my enemy to play certain moves
My teethache is so abusive how do i stop itt
Not a great opening to develop your skills with, it rewards bad play at lower levels and you'll struggle to progress
Zexy
@nimble niche
so....
I play probably 200 games of the Italian game before someone played the Damiano defence
But it does
so if you win by using a gambit
learn ruy lopez, sicillian and king's indian defence on chessable
Lamest chat ever
The bong cloud is my main opening
as i always say dont have the best openin just have the openin u familiar with
ruy lopez ;-;
is there any way to immediately buy membership? without the 7 day trail
Keep crying bozo
why ?
fr
The ruy Lopez sucks! I trashed so many guys playing that defensive
mmmm i just love javascript
Who sayed i am crying dumbass
......
sure
Me dumbest person ever
ruy lopez is defensive
Ik
Ya i do
yall should try programming tbh who even plays chess anymore
meh
THATS HOW YOU IMPROVE YOUR CHESS
That cat vs my dog who gon win?
if i play italian, evans, vienna i feel winnin always if i play queens gambit i cant play at all i feel like im 1200
Me
lmfao look at u bruh u look like the bad version of donald trump
Bet you play the bozo gambit
I play scotch most of the time
i play b3
It ain't bad
No ur garbage
You’d have to be a complete re to actually move the king down during the Damiano gambit
holy shit i survived stockfish in 14 moves but after that i got completely died
anyone up to play?
grammar so good
above 1500 is enough
you should only learn in depth lines starting at like 2200+
I got him to stalemate
idk, that was my experience when i was 2200
That is where your fake parents found you
i just throw everyone off by starting with b3 as white 🙃
as i said previously, the sicilian brought me from 1200 to 1750
I know, I know
it's not really as hard to play as most think
STUDY ITALIAN AND CARO KANN THEN
hi blue pond
Where did you find that insult at walmart
its possible but its probably better if u dedicate just a bit of time to opening theory
hi
Why you time put me yesterday at 12:38 am
what do u think abt this position? and who do u think has the advantage?
I don't know probably foreign language or miss click
Any material differences?
is this a live game ?
Na you just never get out of this chat so you probably don't know anything
no stockfish
Hi
i feel like playing these kinds of openings are what makes you improve
having to adapt to your opponent
U never got out of puberty
Thats why you study the theory and get a good understanding of the opening
Tf dat mean
its almost +1 to black 💀
Means you never got out of puberty
water enthusiast vs bonglord omg 
Na it means you a nerd
Bh3 looks scary
mfs be acting like they can actually get something out of a +1 position
🤓no
tru tho
battle of the 2 questionable pfps
I would put my Pfp to cat but I ate mine
gn I am sleepy
gn
gn
Wtf
You ate your cat? Does it taste good?
where and who would one need to ask someone to analyse a chess game between two noobs? (for your entertainment ofc) And tells me a way to get better then him so he isnt as smug anymore?
who
Are you Asian?
ask any random person until they are generous enough to do so
he looks better than me I have some catching up to do
No way
Rosimo coach me when
you just signed up xD
i mean i do have time
you are everywhere 
Joke
parents think its steroids 
I am everywhere until you coach me
K
great same
i'll try
Whats creatine tho
I'm a he
retains more water in muscles = looks bigger
thanks
you missed last coaching session
!welcome @torpid hazel
Hey @torpid hazel, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚
I’m a man btw
Looked it up apparently its safe in reasonable doses
Never pinged me for it 
meat also has creatine
with attached risks tho
W
if you really wanted to join you wouldve known by telepathy
What are the risks
Kidney damage?
taking too much/high dose could lead to your body not naturally making it anymore
top of my head thats one
Oh so its still ok but in safe doses
ye
I wont take it but just wanted to ask
red meat has creatine
Black👇😹
Hypothetically speaking if i wanted to take it or anything for that sake which kinda doctor should i consult
my body is very resistant to drugs (dont ask how i know (im joking))
body also naturally makes it
yall dizzy af creatine is safe
Then why do you play chess
we talking bout fitness fr
who said i play chess
Oh mb bro didnt know you were chill like tbat
who even plays chess
@pine bison can i have 500 elo role
yall i live in a desert country
UwU
Couldn't be me
what if i do a mile run while in the scorching noon
its automatic you bozo
egypt?
okay but like
qatar but its all hot in the middle east
u can still get wrong elo role
you can get a different elo role than your elo
tbh is it true what they say about corruption in qatar or are they just myths
i mean if your body naturally need only a few mg a day then artificially taking more is always risky no matter what imo
@narrow orchid your cc username is borderline bannable btw
nah i dont even think thats the biggest issue its def the neo slavery happening here but its a good comfortable country to live in, friendly locals, lots of cool cars yeah

ok but can i have 500 elo role now
yeah ik about the quality of life and especially climate i mean u guys are surrounded by water right
yeah its nice to live here and its a pretty advance country
did anyone do edexcel gcse maths paper 2 today?
Water cant expire
This is the Chess.com profile of crackheadtheory. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Blitz: 1957 (1957 peak)
nothing
why would i do that
risky business bruv
im just gonna abuse a bug to give myself 500 elo role 
sounds like no reason to me
request denied 
yea i can if you give me a explanation lol
I wanna remove all my roles but not my elo role
Can you?
me omw to give myself a 500 elo role
im like 500 or something
I’m 1500
here
damn ur old
mhm
are you sure about that lmao
yessir
Ive done it before
thats why i used the word then
your english might not be good but dont worry
This is the Chess.com profile of crackheadtheory. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Blitz: 1957 (1957 peak)
lemme just
i lied

This is the Chess.com profile of highkaru. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2154 (2154 peak)
Blitz: 2156 (2186 peak)
Bullet: 2206 (2265 peak)
I’m probably getting muted for this
frfr
This is the Chess.com profile of iamagodofchess. Take a look!
Name: Name Name (iamagodofchess)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 673 (747 peak)
Blitz: 1014 (1333 peak)
Bullet: 959 (1165 peak)
I know, renamed the acc
to what?
tbh i forgot 
This is the Chess.com profile of levysmurf. Take a look!
Name: Joj Sus (levysmurf)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1951 (1951 peak)
Blitz: 1803 (1803 peak)
Bullet: 1589 (1740 peak)
i closed the acc anyways
weirdchamp

you are already on thin ice bruh
wdym
i dont have 💀
This is the Chess.com profile of iamagodofchess. Take a look!
Name: Name Name (iamagodofchess)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 673 (747 peak)
Blitz: 1014 (1333 peak)
Bullet: 959 (1165 peak)
wdym it doesnt work
its right there
I got a legal alt
nice

took them 4 days to respond
This is the Chess.com profile of maxi4444. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2057 (2057 peak)
Blitz: 2425 (2581 peak)
Bullet: 2219 (2249 peak)
hi
Since when does it work on mobile?

can you disconnect
streamer: false ☹️
Yo guys
wassup
is it disconnected in cc as well
Can someone coach me for free?
so where does it go wrong
okay so basically, it was coded by cc staff, which makes it wrong
basic knowledge 
Idk if theres still hope
Aaaaah

are u e4 e5 h4 bc5 a4?
coz u dont look like a openin but u can kiss me tho


L pickup lines be like
a L would be a Knight openin
thats why u bring the bishop
What is bro saying
Ok
Knight moves in L shap
imma puke
Lichess
Lmao why
yea ik thats why im asking
Indeed

aight ok say the same when i turn into carlsen himself
cant trust this thots man im heartbroken💔
Bro thinks he's Magnus
Wait a minute that's mate
pretty hard to do
Bro thinks he's puh
W
why is that
looks like
Because
nah how did u even blunder this bad
i was like this not mate until i see the knight
This is the Chess.com profile of ijustwant500eloroleplease. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Blitz: 894 (894 peak)
??
nah this gotta be the first game or smth
just discovered new discord feature!
This is the Chess.com profile of ijustwant500eloroleplease. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Blitz: 894 (894 peak)
show me
ah nvm now it does
for me is showin
Why?
stockfish says white is better even if down 1 pawn woa
Elo
ijustwant500eloroleplease goes hard🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
This is the Chess.com profile of thekingofmyowncity. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 562 (997 peak)
Blitz: 292 (294 peak)
Bullet: 221 (464 peak)

This is the Chess.com profile of notofficialunity. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Blitz: 1032 (1182 peak)
Bullet: 1121 (1711 peak)
streamer: false☹️
ok try 
My bullet rating fell off
Lmao
Hopefully temporarily though
im in a coupe with a cutter sippin wok
I went from 2250 to 2140 but today I went back to 2200
This is the Chess.com profile of devil_mel. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 671 (671 peak)
Blitz: 634 (634 peak)
Hey guys
You can use /privacy to show and hide your roles
bro lenin was 2.200 dats crazy
WAIT NO
back den we couldnt learn a openin watchin meme videos
we pretty much the same elo wanna play?
heya
/trust
how yall doing
Wait fr?
Can I not swear here?
coz it has infinite moves ??
You’re allowed to swear
Makes sense
Only some of them are allowed
Like what
shi
I don't remember lmao
Test and see for yourself :)
freakin
I just know f**k isn't
basketball people
F|or|k
This is the Chess.com profile of jamesisblundering. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1527 (1578 peak)
Blitz: 1494 (1587 peak)
Bullet: 1626 (1652 peak)
Wait
I have a question
F||or||k you all
say
Dawg fym easy
Who owns this server
@tardy marsh
Woah buddy that's not cool this is a Christian server
We're Islamic here
No forking in here
I’m gonna f||or||k up all of your pieces
i think we might be in the church🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️❓❓❓❓
My bad
Lmao
Please don't
I have a brilliant Queen sac for forced mate who wanna see
for me is such a disrespect to my race we keep playin the same game that slave owners played back then...
Understandable
I have a friend that lives there that would agree
Countey matey
Unity why
Fancy seeing you here Counter
Unity why
Yes i come here say two words and then leave
Guys I said "F**k the devil" in a church and they kicked me out
That's more than two words
unity why
Do you have to leave immediately though?
I thought we hated the devil

unity why
Yes
Owh
Whatsup chay
Insert the "WE ?!?" GIF again ||(For legal reasons this is a joke)||
I can't see it uhm
hi
































































1. e4 c5 2. c3 [Nc6] 3. Nf3 d5 4. e5 Bf5 5. d4 e6 6. Bb5 Qb6 7. Bxc6+ Qxc6 8. O-O Ne7 9. Nh4 Be4 10. f3 Bg6 11. Nxg6 hxg6 12. Be3 cxd4 13. cxd4 O-O-O 14. Na3 Kb8 15. Rc1 Qb6 16. Qe2 Nf5 17. Nc2 Be7 18. b3 Rh7 19. Qd3 Rdh8 20. h3 Bb4 21. Nxb4 Qxb4 22. Bf2 Qe7 23. Qc3 g5 24. Qc5 Qd7 25. a4 Ne7 26. a5 a6 27. b4 Nc6 28. Qb6 g4 29. fxg4 f6 30. exf6 gxf6 31. b5 axb5 32. Qxb5 f5 33. gxf5 exf5 34. a6 Rg8 35. Kh1 f4 36. axb7 Qxh3+ 37. Kg1 Qxg2#
I am the cow
Lmao
This is the Chess.com profile of notofficialunity. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Blitz: 1032 (1182 peak)
Bullet: 1142 (1711 peak)
This is the Chess.com profile of jamesisblundering. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1527 (1578 peak)
Blitz: 1494 (1587 peak)
Bullet: 1626 (1652 peak)
DESTROYED
This is the Chess.com profile of defaultedwastaken. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2025 (2025 peak)
Blitz: 1637 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 1765 (1775 peak)
oh shiiii
https://www.chess.com/live/game/79821564787
This %#@! cheated 3 times against me with 95%+ accuracy in 1+0. Why doesnt he get banned? The first time I started to push bullet and I play against a cheater. Wow
snorlaxxxx (2363) vs Maxi4444 (2219). snorlaxxxx won by checkmate in 22 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.
I dont care. I know Im right
Lol
AYOO
you down to play?
im more powerful than all of you.
why not
drop the rating
2160
tfgwkjmk
short of what?
"/profile" or its CAP
define short then
anything shorter than me (6'7")
Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.
not too short then
fr??
u should put fhe part when he brings the rook and stick em thru his estruture
I just ended a game being up +30 Material 💀
"No"
☠️
In chess I crush 2000 rated players as well
hi
I laughed so bad on that
That's the point
Hear me out
If i use stockfish 100 and beat your ass dont complain alr?
ok no 10$ but lets 1v1
surely wont leave without paying
huh
I mean ur wagering in online chess 💀 you gotta count cheaters
i can play
i wont give 10$ if the person above 80% acc and 0 misses in 1200-1600
thats like impossible
ok add me ill d em you
name?
Zexy
ah ok
Well i dont really know i live in iran and we cant receive a damn dollar from out there gl
ill beat u but no money
ez frfr
ok bet

test
what tc
where rating role 
I literally got a brilliancy here after playing g3 lawl
Im 1000 but ill beat you
also i dont play rapid
¯_(ツ)_/¯
no u wont 
Yes i will
State your reasoning and elo
I mean nrn im on my phone and its 3 am
No thats my alt
whats ur actual elo
1400
ur 1400 in rapid
1300
there is no difference 
Still
1700 in rapid tho
the last 1400 i played on gc who wanted to play me got adopted by bongcloud 
You will lose

Shiver me timbers
good decision 
Chill
Lol.. there was this game where i was up like 40 points of materials.. my opponent only had A PAWN and i lost on time when he had 0.1 SECONDS
why did you not get the idea to sac a piece for pawn 
Unrated i only play unrated high school tournaments
I get 5th place in my state
I've heard Hikaru is one of the most toxic chess players off camera
weak state
good morning
I was shaking
What state
I guess
Hmmm why would that matter?
i literally know of 3 13 year olds with titles irl
5th in the states still an achievement I'm not scoffing at that. What's your rating? What time control was it?
13 year olds have nothing to do all day they can dedicate their lives to chess lowkey
It was rapid im unrated and idrc
What abt online
also i know a 10 year old who is 2k
So @grim edge we playing rapid orr??
ew rapid
Don't quit chess, I know how you feel
This happened to me recently and I was so mad
Rapid is the best time control
Super common position
Im 1400-1700 but i beat 2100s and weak titled players sometimes
dont let stockfish tell you what to do, always remember stockfish sucks and cant solve 50% of my puzzles
"Im 1400-1700 but i beat 2100s and weak titled players sometimes"-🤓
Is that lichess or chesscom?
You really exposed me there
""Im 1400-1700 but i beat 2100s and weak titled players sometimes"-🤓" -🤓
I've beaten only 2 tilted players and they were both WCM (woman players)
Ive never lost to a GM
Lmao GMs so weak 
I beat a NM on my epicchessbeastover9000 account i believe
(Youve never played a gm)
Ive beaten one and 2 ims
Now that you mention it I've never lost to a GM either
draw vs fm
Bruh what GM did you beat
What da fawk
Are you titled?
You said youll play me alr ig 
no
I aint readin allat 🔥🔥💯
2256* 
Login to your Chess.com account, and start enjoying all the chess games, videos, and puzzles that are waiting for you! If you have any issues while logging into your account, do not worry. You can recover your password, or drop us a message and we will gladly help.
Whoever wants to play
what tc is that
eeeeeeeeeee
yes it is
Uh 3 minutes unrated
just take an average B))
avg elo of everyone uve beaten
if it goes down then just decrease it by however much it wouldve went up if you won and dont count their elo in your avg
nm is easy to get
cuz im not american
💀
i didnt know that
then national master of which nation
i live in a famously american hated country so i doubt nm is in my future
typo. I DO live, not dont
can i get nm in pakistan? 😂

I didnt even take the game serious
I played the most boring stuff
Its 3 am and im dying
fide doesnt recognize pk i bet we cant get nm either so im locked away from getting free chess.com premium
for me 2am

but u play boring chess zzz
Thats hilarious
amateur fr
I expected you to sac rook u didnt zzzzz
2am only
where would i
You dont just calculate with 10 depth like stockfish
you have to improve at hand and brain that's all
You gotta learn chess
bast
pat
wanna play
Wont open
i liek chess borgar
Aaaaaa

Login to your Chess.com account, and start enjoying all the chess games, videos, and puzzles that are waiting for you! If you have any issues while logging into your account, do not worry. You can recover your password, or drop us a message and we will gladly help.

Everyone for play ?
don't ever buy no chess from the gas station bro
Login to your Chess.com account, and start enjoying all the chess games, videos, and puzzles that are waiting for you! If you have any issues while logging into your account, do not worry. You can recover your password, or drop us a message and we will gladly help.
Together we will change chess
no unity :'(
Before you go
Yo
Dont do this now
no
please
no
why not
once this club becomes big it we will host diampnd membership giveaways
we already gave on membership away
“once”
the chances of this club getting big is unlikely
it will, if i put enough work into it
I feel like streaming
Anyone wanna watch?
sure send me a link
You don't even have embed perms
Login to your Chess.com account, and start enjoying all the chess games, videos, and puzzles that are waiting for you! If you have any issues while logging into your account, do not worry. You can recover your password, or drop us a message and we will gladly help.
No image perms?
Um actually it's embed perms 🤓
<@&745328830649991179> this counts as either spam, advertising, or both
hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Hello
INCHO
Just had the best nap
i found a bug my rook cant move diagonally
@grim edge im free
Eat potatoes
i love men
We potato do not discriminate
We are ought to be eaten by everyone
I love me some spuddies
i hate canadians
Including rook fianchettoans
That's racism smh
i live in ny we got a bunch of smoke over here
because the canadians had bunch of wildfires
That is kinda weird but I still recommend eating LOTS AND LOTS of potatoes!
People who live in ny 💀
...mate my town is literally covered in smoke rn TwT
Don't joke about serious issues
If you eat potatoes, the smokes won't do anything to your lung or vision!
(May contain false information)
I can't even go outside today bc my lunges are at risk
Greenland next
...you'd get ruined by NATO
bruh what else does nato have other than us? france? france sucks!
Wym Manifest destiny hoorahh
Germany.
I support tha- We potatoes do not condone violence even if that will increase the amount of arable lands in the US for potatoes to get produced on!
Potato wars
they got nerfed after the 1945 patch
💀💀💀

guys why can't my queen jump like that horse thingy
Who did i just play?
What did you just say
Germany still affected by that nerfed even till this day
We'll smuggle sum stuff for y'all. We got those potato guns
Rate my banner /10
idk what it is a reference to but looks cool
8/10
i shove potatoes up my arse
oh btw
i found out a way to fianchetto a rook
Quality makes it look like shit discord 
It's reincarnated as a slime, top 5 anime for me. Probably top 3
tell me your ways wise one
Unhealthy, but we potatoes don't judge!
Smooth game
Ayo
We prefer to keep that a secret 🤫
The most boring looking position next to the london
what about the br'ish they invaded you guys before
for it to be more useful
i suggest putting the rook in place of the b3 pawn
Bro thinks hes ding
Im like 4 wins away from 1100 in rapid
like this
😡
Their teeths are disgusting. I would rather get eaten by French people.
can i play against you
pleasee
This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!
Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1935 (1935 peak)
Blitz: 1860 (1860 peak)
Bullet: 1840 (1840 peak)
bro
Rated?
Lmao
Sure dm a request
This is the Chess.com profile of potato_supremacy. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1522 (1737 peak)
@last verge rating
Elo doesn't really matter in like 50 range


OH MY GOD THAT IS VERY OFFENSIVE. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS DIDNT JUDGE. WE WILL BE INCLUSIVE OF EVERYONE 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
why is the ukrainian and lgbtq flag snuck in there
diversity









