💬〡general-off-topic

[high gazelle]

It would be cool

[grim edge]

guy

I BEAT A KIIDDD

[queen canyon]

In chess, thats how it always goes

[brazen stirrup]

Once upon a time, on the remote island of Rapa Nui, the gods played chess with the moai statues. The moai, representing ancestral chiefs, were believed to hold supernatural powers that protected the community. The gods would move the moai pieces across the board, each move causing the earth to shake and the sea to roar. The islanders would watch in awe as the game unfolded, knowing that the outcome would determine their fate.

One day, a young boy named Hau was walking along the coast when he stumbled upon the gods playing chess. He watched in amazement as the moai pieces moved across the board, each one representing a powerful ancestor. Hau knew that he had to help the gods win the game, for the sake of his people.

He approached the gods and offered to play on their behalf. The gods were amused by the boy's audacity and agreed to let him play. Hau sat down at the board and began to move the moai pieces with skill and precision. The gods watched in amazement as Hau outmaneuvered their opponent and won the game.

As a reward for his bravery, the gods granted Hau a wish. Hau wished for the moai to come to life and protect his people from harm. The gods granted his wish, and the moai began to move and walk across the island, their supernatural powers protecting the community from danger.

From that day on, the moai were no longer just chess pieces, but living spirits of the ancestors tasked with protecting the Rapa Nui people. And Hau was remembered as a hero, who had saved his people from certain doom.

[narrow basin]

Chatgpt goes crazy

[queen canyon]

A ain readin allat

[quiet sparrow]

Alr alr

Hear me out

[narrow basin]

Pride month is a blunder

[quiet sparrow]

Attack on titan

But chess pieces

[narrow basin]

💀

[quiet sparrow]

It all makes sense

[narrow basin]

Explain mf

[brazen stirrup]

Lol 😆

[quiet sparrow]

The armored titan can be the rook

The jaw titan would be the knight cuz they both Jump around and shit

[inland arrow]

No

[winged bluff]

Yes I made it to 700 elo

[quiet sparrow]

Yes

[grim edge]

Sup athena

[brazen stirrup]

Wanna challenge me

[quiet sparrow]

Congrats!

[winged bluff]

Sure

[quiet sparrow]

Sup not dead George

[grim edge]

Truly epic

[grim edge]

I am dead academically now

[quiet sparrow]

How are you in legend arena

[winged bluff]

I got there

[brazen stirrup]

https://play.chess.com/JfsVj

[grim edge]

Cuz hes a legend

[quiet sparrow]

You're 700

[winged bluff]

The link don't work

[quiet sparrow]

Bro got wall hacks or smth

[winged bluff]

Send in dm zalat

@brazen stirrup

[inland arrow]

Benlo

[quiet sparrow]

SYLVEON

[hybrid swallow]

brilliant move incoming

[quiet sparrow]

Yk that

[hybrid swallow]

[quiet sparrow]

Sylveon is trans right-

I thought everybody knew that

[fallen tide]

Good evening

[fallen tide]

😱

[high gazelle]

That’s the dude from rocky

[fallen tide]

How to get Trusted role

[stable jungle]

@fallen tide connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[valid dawn]

hehe

[high gazelle]

I’m watching suits and it’s pretty good

[fallen tide]

Ye no way

[high gazelle]

Just connect it

[frigid skiff]

spoiler alert mike buys drugs

[high gazelle]

NO 🤯

[fallen tide]

Nah, im good thanks.🙂

[high gazelle]

Sucks Rachel got married to the prince of England and the show ended

they should’ve killed her off and turned Mike into Batman

[frigid skiff]

lmao my parents watched the first like 8 seasons and only pulled me to watch a few and i saw mike buying drugs so thats all i saw

[high gazelle]

Oh

[fallen tide]

How can my name be changed here

[high gazelle]

That’s just at the start where he buys drugs and stuff

[fallen tide]

I can't change it myself.

[quiet sparrow]

Alr im back

[frigid skiff]

/nick

[quiet sparrow]

What did I miss

[high gazelle]

R u mobile?

[fallen tide]

Yep

[frigid skiff]

wait i cant either

[fallen tide]

@frigid skiff impossible

[quiet sparrow]

I can

[frigid skiff]

nvm

[fallen tide]

Does it have to do with roles?

[quiet sparrow]

Heh

[frigid skiff]

i can

[lyric latch]

He can

[quiet sparrow]

Oh yeah do /.trust @fallen tide

[high gazelle]

@fallen tide

Then edit server profile

[quiet sparrow]

Or just

[fallen tide]

@high gazelle thanks dude u legend

[bright ginkgo]

favor, analyze?

https://www.chess.com/game/live/79789789881

[worn ice]

lnvdie (837) vs. Mewantanalyze (876)

Move List

1. d4 Nc6 2. e4 Nf6 3. Nc3 e5 4. Nf3 exd4 5. Nxd4 Nxd4 6. Qxd4 c5 7. Qe5+ Be7 8. Nd5 Nxd5 9. exd5 d6 10. Qxg7 Bf6 11. Qh6 Be7 12. Bb5+ Bd7 13. c4 a6 14. Ba4 Bxa4 15. Qg7 Bf6 16. Bg5 Bxg7 17. Bxd8 Kxd8 18. O-O Bxb2 19. Rad1 Bxd1 20. Rxd1 Kd7 21. Rd2 Rhe8 22. h4 Be5 23. Rd3 Bf4 24. Rf3 Re1# 

[fallen tide]

Damn everyone is helpful here

Thx guys

WTF

@grim edge BRO WTF U WATCHIN

[grim edge]

I just played against a man who has 50 thousand games in the pool

[fallen tide]

Check dudes profile lmao

[quiet sparrow]

This shit mid

[grim edge]

Kind aint king i used to know

[quiet sparrow]

I'm gonna make my own aot chess set

And it's gonna be cool

[frosty fulcrum]

@clear sequoia I dunno if it is allowed to ping mods or not, but i have a question, is it possible to reopen a closed chess.com acc?

[quiet sparrow]

And everyone will want to be my friend

[tawdry sluice]

people who code in c is a definition of a dark souls player 🔥

[quiet sparrow]

No this is fps chess

[grim edge]

Yo i'm 600 who wanna play w me 😔

[frosty fulcrum]

no

[old thistle]

@unreal glacier You need to be connected in order to join the club

[fallen tide]

@grim edge bro you're being exposed

[frosty fulcrum]

where did the link go?

[grim edge]

ah no image perms sad

[old thistle]

Did you close it or chess.com?

[grim edge]

no image perm

[astral loom]

When are we getting chess pass

[grim edge]

/trust

[old thistle]

Not as answer

As normal message

[grim edge]

/trust

[fallen tide]

I dont give a shit lmao

[grim edge]

wait what

[tawdry sluice]

i have super 1 react remaining 🔥🔥

[old thistle]

Select the command

[torpid lintel]

Click the /trust command

[tribal knot]

hi guys

[old thistle]

Hi

[torpid lintel]

Hey

[tawdry sluice]

[fallen tide]

Frr😂😂😂

[torpid lintel]

Learn more about our Trust System such as the perks and restriction of your current level and what is still required before the next level is reached.

Okay copy past not a good idea 😅

[raven dock]

what is this lol

[old thistle]

[raven dock]

Chess.com converted Mohit into a bot because Albert is sleeping rn

[fallen tide]

Scipio

[old thistle]

Yes?

[raven dock]

look at this heartbeat

[fallen tide]

Server manager and server mod roles can be pinged....

Please remove that feature

[old thistle]

Pinging mods is an important feature

[torpid lintel]

That's nice but I can't be here for 24 hours like Albert

[tawdry sluice]

nuh uh🗣️🔥

[fallen tide]

😈

[grim edge]

It said "That Discord account is already connected to another Chess.com account." how do i fix that

[crude warren]

hyello

[wicked maple]

m

[grim edge]

It maybe my older brother's account

[weak helm]

@tawdry sluice vampire knives

[torpid lintel]

Dm @old thistle

[old thistle]

You need to contact [e-mail] and ask them to remove the connection

[fast kiln]

What’s crackalackin my fellow cheese enjoyers

[old thistle]

Hi

[grim edge]

ahhh

[fast kiln]

Are you 2k yet

[weak helm]

anywhere i can send an image? my friend got a brilliant move we are both kinda noobs and itd be cool if someone explained why its brilliant

[torpid lintel]

Wait but Anitta said mod can do that

[raven dock]

Cheese enjoyers ? or Cheesers?

[fast kiln]

Cheese enjoyers

[old thistle]

We can remove the connection on Discord but we can not remove the connection on chess.com

[old thistle]

No but 1900

[torpid lintel]

Ah okay :)

[fast kiln]

sheesh hope you hit it soon

[raven dock]

how much did you threw tho?

[old thistle]

Me too :)

[old thistle]

Mostly only in blitz

[raven dock]

same. idk why I throw more in blitz, I literally hung my queen in the 2nd last game today

[fast kiln]

I dunno when I’ll find the time to finally get to 2200

[viral epoch]

Avidly overrated

[old thistle]

Playing fast and good is not easy

[tawdry sluice]

my goal is to hit 200 elo 🔥

[viral epoch]

Respectable, in spite of that I disagree

[nimble niche]

i know too much caro theory

[viral epoch]

True

[raven dock]

true very true.

[nimble niche]

i know more caro theory than my caro playing opponents, so i need a life

[old thistle]

Actually 1919 rn so even closer

[tawdry sluice]

if i hit 200 elo 🔥, then i'll code in c and java🗣️🔥

[old thistle]

What do you play?

[grim edge]

I have 592 elo (real) 🔥

[nimble niche]

i usually destroy caro players

[nimble niche]

Tal variation

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohit (mohit2040)

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Name: Mohit (mohit2040)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1466 (1691 peak)
Blitz: 1320 (1369 peak)
Bullet: 1046 (1378 peak)

[grim edge]

Hi Chat

[old thistle]

Why do people decline the Tartakower? I don't understand

[frigid skiff]

cuz it sound weird

[nimble niche]

i am capable of playing caro as black but i refuse to do so

[torpid lintel]

My blitz is kinda nice

[old thistle]

It is fun to play

[frigid skiff]

tartalawnmower

[tawdry sluice]

should i send full html css and js code?

[torpid lintel]

Idk that opening

[grim edge]

nice username

[old thistle]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Caro-Kann-Defense-Tartakower-Variation

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[fallen tide]

.

[old thistle]

But gxf6 is playable too

[pastel plover]

.

[high gazelle]

I have no clue what that is

[fallen tide]

How to get Trusted role

[tawdry sluice]

@high gazelle 🔥🔥

[stable jungle]

@fallen tide connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[old thistle]

Use /trust command

[tawdry sluice]

wall of flesh

[old thistle]

!trusted @fallen tide

[stable jungle]

@fallen tide With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[fallen tide]

DID I GET IT

Oh, no

[woven plaza]

hello everyone!

[high gazelle]

Can u send me a video for takakakaka opening or whatever it’s called

[old thistle]

You are not connected

[old thistle]

Sure

[woven plaza]

tf

[tawdry sluice]

chess.com when they see my previous games:

[fallen tide]

I am acting like a f-ing boomer

[nimble niche]

Savielly Tartakower

[old thistle]

#🔗〡connect-account

[woven plaza]

lol imagine cheating at 600rating

bruh

[old thistle]

https://youtu.be/rk5aE0TetYI This is the video which made me play it

[grim edge]

damn i got that 2 days ago as well

[frigid skiff]

guys did you hear that apple released iron man goggles

[high gazelle]

Who tf is Jesse

[high gazelle]

Ye

[grim edge]

watching a video on it as we speak

[old thistle]

[tawdry sluice]

jaw dropped

[high gazelle]

Is the opening worth studying

No she’s mine

[old thistle]

It is way more comfortable to play than the classical Caro for black imo

[high gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-ears-gif-18299965

[lavish relic]

PT of the Chat G

[old thistle]

But white can choose to get into the Tartakower or not to

[frigid skiff]

tartakower deez nuts

[tawdry sluice]

[frigid skiff]

im so funny

[grim edge]

i always thought it sounded like tartic hour

[old thistle]

So funny I forgot to laugh

[old thistle]

It kinds does

[frigid skiff]

im such a clown 🤡

[fallen tide]

L

[tawdry sluice]

leinfors deez nuts
(guys uh, I'm in the war and uhhhhh it's not looking great)

[nimble niche]

The only times I've played Caro in the past, I've played Tartakower. I know the theories and ideas to play the classical variation and the Bronstein-Larsen variation but I never played them

[high gazelle]

So the tartakower, if they decline it what happens

[frosty fulcrum]

yeah i closed my chess.com acc

[old thistle]

Then you basically play the classical caro

[high gazelle]

Meh

I do need to study the caro

[old thistle]

Then you need to contact [e-mail] and they will open it again most likely

[frosty fulcrum]

how to contact them?

[high gazelle]

At the email, they said in the message

[nimble niche]

except your bishop is not on g6

[frosty fulcrum]

ikr what's their mail?

[old thistle]

https://support.chess.com/article/346-contact-us

[frosty fulcrum]

thanks, i think there should always be a reopen button at least

[mild apex]

this is too real

[old thistle]

Yes but you can tranpose with Bg4 later. Position can be different though of course

[flint thunder]

Hi chat

[old thistle]

It is [e-mail]

[nimble niche]

but white gets the diagonal for the bishop on d3

[mild apex]

hi chat

[void wave]

can anybody be my mentor

[old thistle]

Hi cat-elo :)

[mild apex]

sorry chess master....

[flint thunder]

Did you copy my message 💀

[old thistle]

Bye guys

[nimble niche]

I guess people don't like the Tal variation because it is extremely antipositional

[flint thunder]

Tace care

[void wave]

im 1050 atm :))

[mild apex]

yes,yes i did

[flint thunder]

Y

[nimble niche]

Tal variation is not easy to play if you don't know what you're doing

I often mess it up as well

[flint thunder]

The idea is to trap the bishop obv

[mild apex]

scipio said hi to me instead of u

u r the first to say hi caht

i feel guilty

[nimble niche]

if that's all you know about that line, don't play Caro as black

[novel moat]

Imagine not knowing tal lines

[nimble niche]

well 2000s who know Caro theory for white isn't common

[flint thunder]

Oh that.. he didnt say hi to me coz I was already in this chat before and I came back. Not a big deal

[nimble niche]

Most Caro players I play don't know Tal theory well

[high gazelle]

wut is transpose

[mild apex]

bruh

[flint thunder]

?

I was In this chat before like 1h

[frosty fulcrum]

me who plays four knights 💀

[novel moat]

Where does their theory end?

[pastel plover]

.

[high gazelle]

After the first two moves

[flint thunder]

Hi

[nimble niche]

Would it surprise you to know that most people take the b2 pawn in the Bg5 line?

[mild apex]

nothin

[high gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/future-squidward-spongebob-gif-4767609

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/hiding-future-nayvadius-demun-wilburn-hard-to-choose-pull-hoodie-gif-18158726

[high gazelle]

No

[novel moat]

Oh well I don't know the h4 h5 lines, I always play h6 with black

[flint thunder]

Yes

[nimble niche]

Even the 3... c5 players fall off when I play 4. dxe5 Nc6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. c3!

[high gazelle]

NO

[nimble niche]

against h6, I normally go g4

[novel moat]

And if I go Be4?

[nimble niche]

f3

[novel moat]

Bh7

[nimble niche]

Bd3

[flint thunder]

Personally I know advance caro better than exchange variation

[nimble niche]

wait

[novel moat]

Smh thats not fun

[nimble niche]

e6 not Bd3

[novel moat]

Okay Qd6

[mild apex]

chat is being bored

[nimble niche]

nobody plays h6 ngl

don't remember the last time i faced it

[flint thunder]

Atleast it's about chess though

[novel moat]

True but it's more fun

[mild apex]

no members ik here, besides u

is super ded

[lavish relic]

It would be cool if chess were taught in schools
I once asked my 8 year old brother if he knows how to play and asked him how the pieces move
while he's not a prodigy haha, I was really happy that he knows the basics of chess

[flint thunder]

Ah sadge

[high gazelle]

I was taught in elementary

And now I’m highschool there are clubs

[lavish relic]

I learned in middle school👀

[lavish relic]

that's great!!

[high gazelle]

Some countries teach chess in school

I believe belguim

[lavish relic]

Yea

[blissful herald]

India too

[lavish relic]

True

[high gazelle]

Norway? Probably

[flint thunder]

Not all the schools

I'm an indian btw

[lavish relic]

Ideally they would 👀

They were home to a World Champion for a decade

[high gazelle]

What does the fm title stand for

[blissful herald]

Ya

[mild apex]

skool in malaysia dont teach chess, i mean they dont even know dis

[blissful herald]

cool

[flint thunder]

Fide master

[lavish relic]

FIDE Master

[viral epoch]

Meowwww

[high gazelle]

Wait really?

[viral epoch]

Mrroww

[flint thunder]

They dont know chess??

[carmine knoll]

Fish master

[high gazelle]

I thought it was for women

Like female master

[flint thunder]

Was it autocorrect or intentional

[grim edge]

recommend me some openings

[shrewd storm]

caro

[lavish relic]

Female Master

[nimble niche]

i don't think schools in most countries teach chess

[carmine knoll]

However you take it

[blissful herald]

Chigorian

[blissful herald]

and pirc defence for black

[grim edge]

hm

[high gazelle]

Caro kahn, kings Indian, kings gambit, queens gambit, petrov

[lavish relic]

Woah I just realized I have not met a female chess player in some of the other chess servers I am in...

[grim edge]

only hans managed to get that title i belive

[lavish relic]

🤔

[nimble niche]

if you want to play my repertoire, you have the wayward queen, scandi and englund

[high gazelle]

I believe Hans has the anal bead master title

[flint thunder]

Sicilian, open, narjdof variation/ Sicilian, closed/ Spanish

[grim edge]

thanks guys

[grim edge]

very impressive

[high gazelle]

Advanced French

[flint thunder]

Good luck on reaching 1600 though

[novel moat]

Ruy lopez, najdorf and grunfeld is all you need

[carmine knoll]

Just play e4 and you’ll be 2000 in no time

[high gazelle]

Hikaru said advanced French was best

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

thanks :D

[high gazelle]

Hey guys was Hikaru being serious

[flint thunder]

Yo I'm finally seeing a player who knows the grünfeld defence

[grim edge]

yeah i mostly play e4, sometimes queens gambit

[high gazelle]

I don’t play E4

[novel moat]

Its goated

[nimble niche]

and the bird nest hair title

i play wayward queen as white lmao

[grim edge]

i sometimes play London when im bored (i lose a lot with it man)

[flint thunder]

Yeah I personally like to play that as white. Actually I only play it as white

[carmine knoll]

What tc are you aiming 1600 in?

[high gazelle]

I’m either a E5 or a kF3 on white

[novel moat]

[nimble niche]

should i aim for 2500 both rapid and blitz so i can be #1 in my school?

[high gazelle]

Queens gambit and kings Indian are my go too

[grim edge]

rapid cc

[high gazelle]

Yes

[flint thunder]

Ye

[nimble niche]

im currently third lmao

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2213 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2153 (2186 peak)
Bullet: 2083 (2147 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2213 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2153 (2186 peak)
Bullet: 2083 (2147 peak)

[high gazelle]

Are you fide rated?

[carmine knoll]

Wanna play I haven’t played 10+0 in a long while might play bad than my rating

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jim Brown (crispyelmoo)

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Name: Jim Brown (crispyelmoo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 901 (1428 peak)
Blitz: 819 (876 peak)
Bullet: 854 (880 peak)

[high gazelle]

Rahh

[grim edge]

im on a break rn, ill learn some openings and train my tactics before i get back to chess

[carmine knoll]

Ah

[nimble niche]

2200 is third in my school lmao

[flint thunder]

Oops I broke my pc

[nimble niche]

2500 is first

[grim edge]

mhm :)

[nimble niche]

2300 is second

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ectqry

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1464 (1678 peak)
Blitz: 1103 (1394 peak)
Bullet: 1319 (1717 peak)

[high gazelle]

Fide or chess com

[grim edge]

i suck

[nimble niche]

chess.com obviously

[high gazelle]

1400 is solid

[high gazelle]

Why not get fide rating

[grim edge]

1400 is easy

[fallen tide]

CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE

[flint thunder]

Do you have a fire ID though

[high gazelle]

Not really

[nimble niche]

nobody in my school would be good enough to get 2200+ fide

[last swan]

Venti is overrated ngl

[nimble niche]

yes i do

[flint thunder]

Dont watch gotham chess

[fallen tide]

Why

He's a W

[carmine knoll]

Only difference a 1400 and 1600 have is the consistency

[fallen tide]

Yall trippin

[grim edge]

lelarn basics and shi it won't take you awhile, it took me 6 months to get to 1600 but i fell back to 1400

❤️ ♥️

my peak is 1667 i think

[flint thunder]

@nimble niche kindly explain him

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

brb im gonna make pasta

[flint thunder]

HI ZAXXX

[nimble niche]

watch gothamchess if your favourite pasttime is losing braincells

[grim edge]

Dope to see ya friend 😄

[flint thunder]

Broi

[pine bison]

@nimble niche dont you think your cc bio is a bit ironic

[nimble niche]

yes

[flint thunder]

Fax

[pine bison]

truly

[nimble niche]

rapid is the cure for my insomnia

[pine bison]

no

not that

[viral epoch]

Venti doesn't get nearly as much love as Astolfo

[pine bison]

as a wise man once said, "the worst thing to happen to a man is the engine failing during a chess game"

that i mean

[narrow basin]

?

[viral epoch]

[nimble niche]

that was inspired by rosimo's cc bio

[last swan]

Venti is newer to be fair

[flint thunder]

I mean facts*

[pine bison]

lol

[narrow basin]

ik man

[high gazelle]

Guys in the next 6 months I want to learn these openings

French
Petrov
Grünfeld
Ruy Lopez
Spanish
Caro Kahn
Chigorian

Which ones are the best

[crude warren]

s

[high gazelle]

And I should prioritize

[pine bison]

ruy lopez is good but hard

[fallen tide]

@grim edge NAH LOOK AT THIS DUDES PROFILE

[novel moat]

I think ruy lopez is better than spanish

[flint thunder]

I prefer Ruy lopez

[grim edge]

ive learned 2 lines of ruy lopez

[pine bison]

spanish is the same as ruy lopez

[high gazelle]

I thought so

But best to include it

[grim edge]

theyre both the same opening yeah

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-gif-22265960

[grim edge]

the ruy lopex is countered by the dutch defense reverse for black

[pine bison]

@grim edge yea maybe remove that now playing status bruh

[high gazelle]

Ruy Lopez > Spanish

[nimble niche]

chess.com missing page screen shows a checkerboard with all the pieces

[high gazelle]

Let him play his game

[fallen tide]

@grim edge whatcha doing bru

[flint thunder]

God

[viral epoch]

Yea and cuter

[grim edge]

1 hour is a bit too mcuh

[fallen tide]

He watching cartoons

[flint thunder]

That too continuesly

[nimble niche]

the reported USA average is like 12 minutes spent on there

[high gazelle]

@nimble niche which one should I learn 1st

[fallen tide]

Fast hand

[high gazelle]

Ur high rated

[flint thunder]

Hands*

[fallen tide]

1 for holding

1 for... You know

[nimble niche]

obviously wayward queen but seriously why learn the ruy lopez? it's so complicated and theoretical

[flint thunder]

I KNOW

[high gazelle]

I heard it’s good

[fallen tide]

THEN WTF YOU WRITING BOY

[nimble niche]

why do people keep trying to learn the ruy lopez instead of just playing a simple italian?

[fallen tide]

How are you supposed to do that thing with 2 hands

[grim edge]

they think they;re so slick

[nimble niche]

but it also requires a lot of theory and good knowledge of chess

[high gazelle]

Idk but could you actually tell me which ones I should prioritize studying

[digital phoenix]

chicken nuggets

[flint thunder]

Goddamn bro I was thinking to forget about the thing but that dude

[nimble niche]

i just play the main line pianissimo in serious games. It's ruy lopez but always in the same structure and same idea

[viral epoch]

Lasa likes chicky nuggets

[nimble niche]

depends which part of your repertoire do you lack the most

[fallen tide]

Should I ping a server mod about @grim edge

[high gazelle]

All of it

[viral epoch]

Green and a half

[flint thunder]

Eh why though

[nimble niche]

idk to be honest

[high gazelle]

But seriously middle game

[nimble niche]

a mod has already told him to change it

[fallen tide]

Make this server a more friendly environment for kids in here bruv

[pine bison]

already told m

[grim edge]

hello

[nimble niche]

which part do you struggle with the most?

[flint thunder]

No kids in discord 👀

[digital phoenix]

green

[grim edge]

13-17 is still a kid

[high gazelle]

Maybe @grim edge has discord tabbed and is actually on the hub and doesn’t know

[flint thunder]

Dont

[high gazelle]

Mid game

[viral epoch]

[fallen tide]

You can see in his profile he's on the hub for 1 hour+

[flint thunder]

Teens yeah

[fallen tide]

Personally im 16 lmao

[high gazelle]

Stamina goes crazy?

[fossil epoch]

Bro is grinding the grinding

[fallen tide]

W text

[fallen tide]

W text too

[flint thunder]

W

[worn ice]

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[nimble niche]

maybe the italian opening and the petrovs because they're more common than the other options you put, plus they dont require too much theory

[fallen tide]

Not 16, 15

Typo

[flint thunder]

@fallen tide

[high gazelle]

What colors are they for

[fallen tide]

Yes?

[nimble niche]

italian is for white and petrov's is for black, you can search up on youtube

[flint thunder]

Connect your account

[fallen tide]

What for man?

[high gazelle]

Which should I learn first

[nimble niche]

you can ask others for advice if you want, you dont have to listen to mine

[flint thunder]

To be trusted by the chess community

[high gazelle]

Your the only 2000+ that doesn’t get annoyed when I ask 20 questions in a row

[grim edge]

Full access to the server

[fallen tide]

Lmao😂

[fallen tide]

Alr bet

[digital phoenix]

im offended

[high gazelle]

As you should be

[digital phoenix]

honestly balls

[flint thunder]

[fallen tide]

Tbh, seems kinda sussy

[viscid jacinth]

honestly nuts

[flint thunder]

Dishonestly guts

[runic lark]

I got banned from Roblox help.meee

[high gazelle]

Text roblox not us

[fallen tide]

I ain't putting my discord acc info on a random link

[runic lark]

I did

[flint thunder]

Sur this is not boblox discord server

[runic lark]

I know

[fallen tide]

This is a f-ing chess server

[high gazelle]

Not a random link, its the official chess.com server

[runic lark]

I am aware

[flint thunder]

Join the roblox server

[runic lark]

I did

[fallen tide]

Devs are toddlers lmao.🤣

[high ledge]

Yes

[flint thunder]

Ask the mod or admin

[runic lark]

I appealed to roblox

[flint thunder]

[narrow basin]

Me when

[fallen tide]

On Robot servers

[flint thunder]

Ok wait for them to reply

[fallen tide]

Roblox*

[runic lark]

I am

[flint thunder]

Oh yeah that's true

[high gazelle]

@fallen tide The server is for the chess.com website and the link u clicked is for chess.com website

It’s not a random website

[high ledge]

Talking about that, i think i will study in weekends more openings to avoid innacuracys or mistakes at chess

[fallen tide]

Chess.com devs: -🗿☕
Roblox devs: -👶🍼

[digital phoenix]

yeah roblox for infants

[fallen tide]

WE DONT GIVE A F

[runic lark]

I do

[runic lark]

fr

[fallen tide]

Untoo

[runic lark]

I'm 1 centillion elo

[fallen tide]

U wanna get banned?

[fleet scroll]

as a 500 elo player, I'll have you know I'm the biggest elitist

[runic lark]

wtf

u aren't even a mod

[fallen tide]

Go play roblox and lick their devs

[fleet scroll]

lmfao that name + profile picture

[flint thunder]

I mean who even plays roblox

[runic lark]

go get better at chess lma

I play Roblox and I'm still rated higher

[fallen tide]

Go play adopt me🤡

[fleet scroll]

is that mongolian?

[high ledge]

[runic lark]

ngl the getting on me cu I'm better then you at chess is cra z

[fallen tide]

No one gives an ordinary f

[runic lark]

I do

[high ledge]

hmmm 🤔

[fallen tide]

Other 73k people don't 🤡

[digital phoenix]

why are 2 500 rated people trash talking each other

[runic lark]

you acting like yk the whole server bro ur not the thinker stop tryna argue with someone who is better than u 🙏

[runic lark]

.I'm not 500 rated

[uneven scroll]

Fire

[fallen tide]

U provoke

[digital phoenix]

close enough

[runic lark]

I have the wrong acc linked to my discord el em ay oh

[high ledge]

Its basically started with a "you like something i hate, unacceptable"

[grim edge]

Hello

[runic lark]

????

[uneven scroll]

🔥🔥🔥

[fleet scroll]

Pride capybara to stop the arguing

[carmine knoll]

Nah bruh 500 elo players are scary on discord. They’d name you 20 openings in depth until you ask for their Elo

[runic lark]

why is rainbow always pride now

[fleet scroll]

because it's june I guess

[runic lark]

I'm 1000 smtn I have the wrong account linked to my discord 🙏

[runic lark]

true

[digital phoenix]

they dont know shit

[fallen tide]

Best GM ever🤡

@runic lark lets play chess

[fleet scroll]

anyways, the capybara has spoken

[runic lark]

my name is a joke lmao

[fleet scroll]

be the bigger person 😤

[runic lark]

bet lmfao

[fallen tide]

You're a joke

[fallen tide]

Drop your user

[runic lark]

and you're finna get rocked

[carmine knoll]

Btw what’s your rank in val? I play on Asia too

[fallen tide]

Better players = Better improvement

[runic lark]

BlitzPulls

[fallen tide]

So you're actually helping me

[fallen tide]

bet

[digital phoenix]

uh could be bronze to gold idk anymore also its not running on my computer ill try to get it to work end of this week

[high ledge]

Im bored, how can i watch your match?

[carmine knoll]

Ah similar if gold cause I’m g3

[runic lark]

Go to my profile and spectate I'm pretty sure

[high ledge]

Its hard on phone, i will try it

[high gazelle]

How do I get the capybara horse peices

[flint thunder]

What's that

[high ledge]

Ok i found it, finnaly

[high ledge]

Secret thing to switxh knights to capybaras

🦫

[flint thunder]

[high gazelle]

HOW DO U HAVE CAPYBARA

(I scrolled up 2 hours worth of messages to find that)

Hwo I get extension

[pine bison]

66.6

[flint thunder]

Waste of time lmao

[high gazelle]

Nuh uh

[unique beacon]

BRUH LOL

HAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

[digital phoenix]

leave discord open until message sends

[unique beacon]

Bruh

[flint thunder]

Sadge this user

[high gazelle]

bishop -æ 1047

[flint thunder]

It's a draw however

[sterile tusk]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79794569573 1500 elo 💀😭 how is 1500 so Bad i Always tought they would Play good

[blissful tundra]

hello its me its been a long time.

[high gazelle]

It took like a minute

[flint thunder]

Hello

[novel pagoda]

I just played against someone and they got an accuracy of 1.5%

[unique beacon]

MY OLD BRILLIANT MOVE
(1 year ago)

[high gazelle]

And u lost

[flint thunder]

L stockfish

[worthy flume]

im 960 elo yay

[high gazelle]

Nice

[flint thunder]

Nice now play 960

[novel pagoda]

1 best move, 1 book move, 4 inaccuracy, 1 mistake, 2 miss and 3 blunders

[worthy flume]

yes but that should be hard

[flint thunder]

Me when I play 1000s:

[worthy flume]

whats wrong with london, when im play that (not my fav op but anyway) everything is ok

stop want it

[blissful tundra]

me on chess puzzles: +2000 elo
me on a real game: -10 elo

[pine bison]

Sure, go ahead, as mod i will always help those in need

[flint thunder]

Chess.com: cheater

[worthy flume]

same

[obtuse harbor]

Bro what

[unique beacon]

Bruh very strong opponent

[balmy frost]

M

[flint thunder]

You being 2k:

[obtuse harbor]

Revive dead threads

[hybrid swallow]

best move.
10 secs

[gentle steppe]

Can u pls ban scipio

[flint thunder]

Nk is here needto fear

[grim edge]

fr

[torn rune]

[unique beacon]

Qd7 followed by Ng6?

[blissful tundra]

can you pls ban me

[pine bison]

ok

[obtuse harbor]

Nah Scipio is cool

[unique beacon]

Oh wsit

[gentle steppe]

SHOULD I USE FORCE?

[hybrid swallow]

second best
M23 theoretically
Best is theoretically M11
but in reality M5-ish

[flint thunder]

Ah it's a tricky one I know the answer but I let someone say it

[obtuse harbor]

Lol you're no Jedi

[gentle steppe]

[unique beacon]

Rxe5 first

[hybrid swallow]

yes

[torn rune]

[gentle steppe]

My goons ARE

[flint thunder]

Correct

[pine bison]

[hybrid swallow]

ew

[viral epoch]

Oh nahhh

[frigid skiff]

rook sac

[hybrid swallow]

indeed

[unique beacon]

Bruh i just realize that there is knight defending g6 square

[obtuse harbor]

@grim edge bro don't post crap like that, it's not appropriate

[flint thunder]

What its the best move

Wdym

[grim edge]

it's a meme

[gentle steppe]

As i was saying ban scipio or else

[viral epoch]

We're not petting you now

[hybrid swallow]

I saw the Biden meme

[torn rune]

i play e4.e5

[viral epoch]

Only if you ask nicely

[flint thunder]

Oh kekw

[digital phoenix]

best move?

[worthy flume]

daily puzzle took me 3 seconds bruh

[hybrid swallow]

Best move is Rxe5+

[frigid skiff]

"i posted a graphic image of someone being brutally beaten, but it's a meme so it's ok"

[hybrid swallow]

M2 if they take

[grim edge]

play English Opening

[fast kiln]

Cute move

[flint thunder]

I know...

[runic lark]

ngl my queen blunder is crazyyyyy

[viral epoch]

No u!

Antonioooo🌈

[grim edge]

that wasn't the meme i sent??????

[torn rune]

🇬🇧

[flint thunder]

Insane

[pine bison]

i love ai

[blissful tundra]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/72544922719

[grim edge]

Lmao pin maven i love this move

[worn ice]

Manticore23 (638) vs. ijkijfesf (585)

Move List

1. e3 e6 2. Qf3 Nh6 3. g4 d6 4. Qg3 e5 5. g5 Nf5 6. Qf3 Nh4 7. Qh5 Nf5 8. Qd1 g6 9. Bd3 Be7 10. b3 Bxg5 11. Nh3 Bf6 12. Rg1 Nh4 13. Bb5+ c6 14. Bd3 O-O 15. Ng5 Bxg5 16. f4 exf4 17. exf4 Bxf4 18. Rf1 g5 19. Rh1 Qe8+ 20. Be2 Nf3+ 21. Kf2 Nh4 22. Bb2 g4 23. Rg1 Qe5 24. Bxe5 dxe5 25. Rxg4+ Ng6 26. Nc3 Bxh2 27. Qh1 Bf4 28. Bd3 Bxd2 29. Bxg6 Bxc3 30. [Qxh7#] 

[unique beacon]

Do you guys have chess puzzle?

I need to exercise my brain for tommorow's tournament

[grim edge]

why not 😦

[viral epoch]

Heyyyy Zaks

[digital phoenix]

do random puzzles

[torn rune]

sowy

[grim edge]

Ventiiiiiii Wow matching now

[flint thunder]

You took this long to make pasta bruv

[grim edge]

Boom boom

[flint thunder]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

BROOOOOOOOOOOO PASTA IS TOUGH OK

[gentle steppe]

Guys i am 200 msgs away from 20000 msgs

[grim edge]

its lonely being an english opening player not as popular as 1.e4 or 1.d4

[frigid skiff]

ill start you off easy, BTM

[viral epoch]

Ya yassaa

[torn rune]

[grim edge]

proof of no life outside discord

[flint thunder]

make instant pasta in 10 min you are asian aren't you

[unique beacon]

Rxh2+

[torn rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/813540072757395487.gif

[frigid skiff]

yeah

[grim edge]

Doggo

[viral epoch]

[torn rune]

[grim edge]

Nitro gang

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Let me chanel my inner asian

[blissful tundra]

mitzuzu

[grim edge]

skul

Since when did our master become a weeb

[grim edge]

wdym ew thought u like men

[torn rune]

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Gay pawn

[torn rune]

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[viral epoch]

[blissful tundra]

i think im bad at chess bc i watch anime while playing chess

[torn rune]

[grim edge]

lmao sup

[viral epoch]

Gday gday Kieru

[fleet scroll]

greetings, fellow homosexual

[flint thunder]

Hey

[digital phoenix]

i sacced a lot of stuff to get this

[frigid skiff]

endgame tactic WTM

[grim edge]

@flint thunder Im really really slacking i gotta go back to grinding cya

I just realized that it's a matching pfp

[torn rune]

[kindred berry]

hello4

[viral epoch]

[hybrid swallow]

blame me?
Abs are the best

[worthy flume]

i want to play 2000 elo

[grim edge]

I'm a fugging idiot

[hybrid swallow]

ello

[blissful tundra]

black to move?

[flint thunder]

Cya gl

[frigid skiff]

WTM sorry

[viral epoch]

All so-so, no idea of the future though, wbu

[unique beacon]

Bruh literally

I have 5 seconds left while his time is 6 mins (rapid 15+2)

And I lost by veteran

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

what if biden has abs (also females also have abs)

[grim edge]

Trump will win the election

[worthy flume]

yesterday i won my grandpa in chess...

[flint thunder]

OH I FOUND IT BC5

[grim edge]

i know

[frigid skiff]

zultra heres an endgame tactic, WTM

[hybrid swallow]

I like men
That's it
And biden is an old man
I am 17

[torn rune]

[flint thunder]

Bc5 let's gooooooooo

[viral epoch]

[unique beacon]

Hmm lemme think

[frigid skiff]

bru

[grim edge]

i did not ask for any of that information furry

Braining time

[viral epoch]

Boys are hot fr

[grim edge]

Fr

[flint thunder]

It's not right?

[hybrid swallow]

okay?

[grim edge]

anyone for some bullet?

[hybrid swallow]

ong

[frigid skiff]

its right but it was too fast for my expectations

[torn rune]

[digital phoenix]

shocker

[viral epoch]

That's hawt

[grim edge]

Can I kiss you tho

[grim edge]

i bet ur an atheist

I have a lot of ahegao emoji in my tab

But I don't want to get banned

[torn rune]

[balmy frost]

[flint thunder]

Nah you sent the puzzle before itself I was thinking from that time

[silent tide]

Anyone want ELOS for cheap? Dm me

[frigid skiff]

i know still too fast

[balmy frost]

Ow nah

[grim edge]

didn't say it's wrong but many atheists use "on god" and phrases refering to god but they also claim there's no god so which side are they really on

[silent tide]

Y

[ionic veldt]

pampers

[grim edge]

Pampers

[frigid skiff]

ding ding ding one point

[grim edge]

anyone for bullet or blitz?

[silent tide]

Yes sir

[frigid skiff]

on god is slang and has no actual religious connection

[unique beacon]

Bc5??

Sac bishop and block the c6 pawn ?

Kinda hard

If wrong let me try again

[digital phoenix]

hmmm nsfw or no

[grim edge]

Nah

[frigid skiff]

you are correct, that is considered an "intermediate" puzzle in the book, should i give you an advanced one?

[unique beacon]

Sure

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

Epilepsy

[hybrid swallow]

why would I believe in god?

[ebon bane]

Hello

[fallen tide]

@runic lark what happened? Lost by the 709 elo?

[fleet scroll]

because jesus was a bottom

[grim edge]

What

[blissful tundra]

bros starting world war chat 5

[fleet scroll]

[runic lark]

cuz I blundered my queen lmaoo

[torn rune]

[runic lark]

plus I haven't played chess in months lmao

[humble lichen]

The person below me is stupid

[hybrid swallow]

I'm not actively atheist
I just don't really care

[fallen tide]

I thought you would "rock me"

[blissful tundra]

perfect timing lol

LOL

[ebon bane]

[digital phoenix]

how is that possible

[fallen tide]

STFU loser, you said other stuff

[runic lark]

if we rematch rn and I actually think then I could beat u lmfao

[frigid skiff]

BTM, start of "advanced" section

[humble lichen]

Thanks

[grim edge]

because there is one, but anyway that's not my point. why would you say on god if it supposedly doesn't exist?

[ebon bane]

[runic lark]

loser is crazy

[lost siren]

@strange skiff I got a question

[fallen tide]

"i haven't played chess in months"

[runic lark]

literally being fr lmao

[fleet scroll]

I'm 500, I would rock you

[digital phoenix]

bro hes gay what do u expect

[unique beacon]

Hmmm

[fallen tide]

"i blundered my queen"

[digital phoenix]

im 300, i would rock all of u

[raw frigate]

fr tho

[runic lark]

cuz I did???

[modern igloo]

hi

[fleet scroll]

what's that supposed to mean lol

[hybrid swallow]

where is the proof?

[runic lark]

ur 2200

[ebon bane]

💀

[fallen tide]

Go cry kid, get rolled

[tiny berry]

hello

[hybrid swallow]

I'm open minded

[stiff grove]

s

[digital phoenix]

being gay shouldnt normally be someone religious

[kindred berry]

Im minus -150 and would rock everyone

[vagrant glacier]

Are you a laser because I can’t stop chasing you (cat rizz)

[runic lark]

u barely won 💀

[grim edge]

E

[blissful tundra]

only 1 friend lol.

[mild apex]

no hes 300

[stiff grove]

x

[fallen tide]

Keep crying

[modern igloo]

cute

[digital phoenix]

i would touch a rock

[jade acorn]

you are in pain

[runic lark]

rematch me rn if ur so confident that ur better Lmaoooo

[flint thunder]

wait a min holy this is hard

[vagrant glacier]

May I take your snap

[fallen tide]

Go cry

[grim edge]

the bible? a "book" which has predicted many real life events and will predict many more

[stiff grove]

exactly

[blissful tundra]

yes yes i am.

[modern igloo]

i'm a dude bro

[runic lark]

being scared is crazy lmao

[digital phoenix]

straight out the door

[stiff grove]

jesus > lgbtq

[vagrant glacier]

BRO WHY

[humble lichen]

Shush

[digital phoenix]

hes gay trust just send the snap

[vagrant glacier]

OH MY GOD

[mild apex]

is qb7 a move?

[fleet scroll]

jesus was a drag queen

[frigid skiff]

the puzzle before this was the easiest puzzle I've seen

[vagrant glacier]

I am not gay you imbecile

[digital phoenix]

btw 90% of girl pfps are guys

[brittle elm]

Ummm

[digital phoenix]

heads up figure it out first

[stiff grove]

ky sssssss

[vagrant glacier]

Always trust your gut

[jade acorn]

ayo

[kindred berry]

did it predict 9/(12-1) tho

[fleet scroll]

oof someone can't handle the truth

[mild apex]

real

[grim edge]

this is #💬〡general-off-topic not #💬〡chess-talk

[torn rune]

[modern igloo]

[raw frigate]

New fight 😂

[stiff grove]

the truth?

[mild apex]

L talking facts

[frigid skiff]

its btm

[stiff grove]

bro said jesus was a drag queen

[blissful tundra]

i might need it

[onyx anvil]

lol

[stiff grove]

u should actually do something with your life

[frigid skiff]

black to move

[grim edge]

e

[kindred berry]

ok sry wont do it again

[digital phoenix]

ur 100% a girl can i get ur insta

[hybrid swallow]

where is the real proof to that?
Everything in a book don't have to be true

[modern igloo]

i mean I can still let you checkmate me

[digital phoenix]

[torn rune]

[mild apex]

maybe next time

[grim edge]

sup peeps

[vagrant glacier]

I’ll checkmate you another way 😘

[fleet scroll]

somethine something wrong clock something something twice a day

[flint thunder]

bruh im going with nxd4 idk

[unique beacon]

The first move i saw is Nxg6 but i think there is better move here?????

[torn rune]

[brittle elm]

More like checkmate without the check 💀

[grim edge]

name an older book than the bible which has predicted a single real life event 🤦‍♂️ there is no proof of the big bang either

[mild apex]

@digital phoenix imagine i changed my pronounce to she/her

[blissful tundra]

i have:

[vagrant glacier]

Shut up

[stiff grove]

another gay trying to sexualize jesus

[unique beacon]

Bruh its BTM

[fleet scroll]

I do it just to trigger you

and it's working

[stiff grove]

self harm

[hybrid swallow]

The 6 000 000 000 year old radiation

[unique beacon]

Hahahahah let me think again i though its WTM

[mild apex]

?

[hybrid swallow]

that scientists found by north pole

[frigid skiff]

No

[humble lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbychess-chess-cat-cat-chess-smart-cat-gif-23441191

[mild apex]

anyways hewo pixel

[minor gazelle]

confucius's books

[flint thunder]

nxd4

[torn rune]

[frigid skiff]

👍

[rancid steppe]

As a muslim homophobic I think I'm here to talk with people interested in chess, not a group of psyc...

[hybrid swallow]

lol

[digital phoenix]

chess.

[fleet scroll]

the mayan calendar

[flint thunder]

I got both correctly which means ill get the next one wrong

[digital phoenix]

also someones gonna be sensitive and ping mods for that

[stiff grove]

as a christian homophobe i can agree on the discussion of chess

[frigid skiff]

im prob not gonna drop another one for a while

[grim edge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[minor gazelle]

wasn't the mayan in the 3rd century?

[fallen tide]

Yo

[digital phoenix]

i can agree

[blissful tundra]

idk rook take bishop then queen takes knight i dont really know.

[flint thunder]

[onyx anvil]

what is this chat even

[mild apex]

FM thinks he finds a perfect woman

[fleet scroll]

No? The Mayan Calendar was created in 3100 BCE

[frigid skiff]

here's the full explanation for this puzzle (it's in spoilers)

[flint thunder]

its simple nxd4