💬〡general-off-topic

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-goku-griddy-fortnite-goku-fortnite-gif-26487486

[gray saddle]

can I hear uwu?

[grim edge]

you just blundered your rizz

[restive storm]

No u-words

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ruwu-uwu-ru-gif-22312589

[upbeat viper]

owowo

[restive storm]

Guys my list is so goofy
It literally goes
5. 6. 7. 8. 1.

[restive storm]

[wispy spindle]

deleted and for what

[upbeat viper]

@wispy spindle are you looking for more TO ?

[frozen escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/fiftyfifty-lonely-hold-me-kpop-cupid-gif-27618973

[gray saddle]

[wispy spindle]

u really believe i tied a child to a rocket!?!

[upbeat viper]

just don't send it bruh

[primal shore]

☠️

[restive storm]

@wispy spindle also no u-words

[wispy spindle]

uwu ords

[grim edge]

Im about to sleep im just getting pinged alot

[radiant herald]

Vanigar

[grim edge]

[radiant herald]

Garmania

[restive storm]

"I am the danger"

[grim edge]

@grim edge No problems my friend GN anyways

[grim edge]

saved before sleep

[gray saddle]

[wispy spindle]

Brb gonna go eat a banana without the crust

[restive storm]

wait I forgot you do that oops

[radiant herald]

Magnus is more handsome with man bun long hair

[grim edge]

get better at chess and stop blundering your rizz and your women

[gray saddle]

[grim edge]

Gn everyone ily

[primal shore]

Ily zax

[wispy spindle]

someone sniped it baka

[primal shore]

Gn

[latent pebble]

[primal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-baka-breaking-bad-meme-gif-24570545

[wispy spindle]

my teacher when not enough sources cited:

[timid stratus]

BRRUUUUUUHHHH Lichess

[gray light]

my brain is not working

[radiant herald]

@grim edge 1v1 me

[distant haven]

Hello

Im Need a opponent

[wispy spindle]

susmungus bawaka

[grim edge]

magnus more like madsus

[frozen escarp]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79755029359

💀💀

[wispy spindle]

AwA

[frozen escarp]

4 moves

[astral loom]

5

[wispy spindle]

6

[timid stratus]

LOL

[distant haven]

People? I Need a opponent

[frozen escarp]

7

[grim edge]

bro what

[radiant herald]

1v1 pls

[wispy spindle]

We need more infantry at the front lines

[rotund field]

yall ever just lose

[frozen escarp]

then play

[grim edge]

8

[timid stratus]

Busy bro

[wispy spindle]

No

[frozen escarp]

did you see the game i sent

[rotund field]

k

[radiant herald]

1v1 pls

[distant haven]

What your name in chess?

[primal shore]

I got so pissed at a comedy bit for saying soldiers kill their enemy with no remorse

[rotund field]

nah idk how yo ass aint banned yet tbh 😭

[radiant herald]

What did i do??

[gray light]

whats the difference between a missed win and a blunder

[frozen escarp]

why do you ask

[astral loom]

Blunder isnt a missed win but missed win is a blunder

[gray saddle]

blunder is not a sub-type of missed win.

[frozen escarp]

you miss a win and a blunder is when you blunder

[radiant herald]

Wtf did i do????

[gray light]

Why did it say missed win when there was no checkmate

[distant haven]

Go a round with you, im not a best but...

[radiant herald]

Becuz you missed me bb

[frozen escarp]

cant rn

[frozen escarp]

send the game

[gray saddle]

because there is another one whom you missed the most.

[unique flax]

e4

[primal shore]

c6

[radiant herald]

Why are you autistic

[unique flax]

Kd3

[echo kestrel]

Wow this position is a draw..

[frozen escarp]

bc4 best move @primal shore

[primal shore]

....alright chatGPT

[echo kestrel]

Because I was born that way 🙂

[radiant herald]

Chatgpt

[unique flax]

lol

[radiant herald]

Not u

[primal shore]

Kxd3#

[echo kestrel]

Unlucky

[primal shore]

Bozo

[unique flax]

Bf2 check

[primal shore]

Damn....I resign

[unique flax]

the game not finished yet dawg

[primal shore]

It is, you just won

[unique flax]

ROOK S9!!!!

[blazing sky]

I feel like I can only do as good as my opponent is…? Like if they’re super low rated, and low accuracy my accuracy is low at the end of the game too. Yet if I’m playing a player rated 1200+ my accuracy is always low 80’s or high 70’s, weird

[radiant herald]

🐈🍑🍑🧑‍🌾😲😘😚🤭😠😠🙉🙉😭 explain this story

[mild palm]

you might just not be the best at taking advantage of people's mistakes

[frozen escarp]

best move was pony β 3.48

[blazing sky]

Good idea, I’ll focus on improving on that

[radiant herald]

How do i change my name here

[rotund field]

London is so unbelievably mid

[frozen escarp]

you dont

[primal shore]

The line I play isn't boring

[unique flax]

damn, I didn't see that

[blazing sky]

Better than getting 45 accuracy after playing a 300 because their moves confuse me

[rotund field]

mfs be losing a pawn against my opening trick everytime 😭

[fallen valley]

What's your weapon against it?

[radiant herald]

Plotting is basically chess coordinates

[primal shore]

Also you play the collee, stop acting like it's such much better then the London

[radiant herald]

Women fide master????)

[fallen valley]

Bro the Colle is just a worse London

[primal shore]

Wrongg

[rotund field]

this line london players are too bad to stop and think for a second

[radiant herald]

Fools opening solos every thing

[fallen valley]

No wonder you find the London boring, that line is as dull as possible

[still apex]

Agreed

[frozen escarp]

a cat went to a peach farm. the farmer was suprised when he saw a cat there. he fell in love with the cat and adopted it. he couldnt keep his excitement in and told everyone about his new pet cat! then on one gloomy night, a monkey found the cat. the cat stole the monkeys bananas a while back and the monkey wanted revenge. the monkey killed the cat. the end! 😀

[rotund field]

it wins like 70% for me

[radiant herald]

Isnt bf5 first

[frozen escarp]

you guys like my story?

[rotund field]

Yea i play takes and usually get a free pawn with fork stuffs

[primal shore]

No one cares..

[rotund field]

?

[frozen escarp]

[fallen valley]

The c5 Nc6 Qb6 line against the London is vicious

[radiant herald]

In london

[rotund field]

it works for me .-.

[radiant herald]

Ill spam london

[rotund field]

What u talking about

[rotund field]

Free elo for me 😋

its my personal favorite line against the london and works the best for me

[fallen valley]

I mean Nf6 first, but the response is defined by the c5 Nc6 Qb6 plan

[primal shore]

@rotund field

[radiant herald]

London line is d5 bf5 but u played e6 is that not the london

[rotund field]

what great opening knowledge 💀

[primal shore]

You guys are heccin nerds

[rotund field]

noodle 😭

[radiant herald]

U can't play london with black????

[fallen valley]

My bad, I didn't fully explain the line. It's Nf6 d5 c5 Nc6 Qb6

[rotund field]

Bros ai is named bbygrl

[fleet sky]

w rizz!!!

[radiant herald]

I just said that but by black moves??

[tardy dock]

BRUH BBYGIRL ? XD

And wtf is x
O
X
O
X
oh thats a great move
O

[gray saddle]

Does london system has something to do with Englund?

[radiant herald]

Bru what?

Ofcours its d5 and f5

Bru im asking why black can't play the London

[rotund field]

hes trolling

[fallen valley]

Yeah but white hasn't committed their setup yet and their LSB isn't at risk of getting smacked around by c4. The full Qb6 line is considered the critical response and scores much better

[radiant herald]

Thats racist

If im black I can't play the london

Nah I think ur racist that doesn't make sense

[hazy pewter]

Food by calories
(S:1000+
A:1000-800
B800-600
C:600-400
D400-200
F200-)
(Made by chatgpt)

[fallen valley]

Ye it's so. Use Lichess databases, the cc databases make no sense. (I can't share images yet but for 1800-2200lc rapid the wr is 48%vs56%)

Cc actually doesn't use a master's database. They straight up don't tell us what it is.

[still apex]

Caelestia and JimboBlazin chat leaked

[fallen valley]

If you look, the Traxler has like a 60% wr in the cc database and nowhere else

Yeah it's definitely not a master's database. If it was, it would be around a 60% draw rate in the London

Not actually, but it would be close to 40% I think

[frozen escarp]

i would kil for eggs benedict

[ebon bane]

Can i please be trusted pretty pretty please

[upbeat viper]

!trusted

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[frozen escarp]

i dont like that role

[primal shore]

Why can't black play the vienna?

Actually....why can't black play the queen's gambit?

Shouldn't black be able to play the English??

[opaque apex]

why can't black play the italian?? this is unfair

[fallen valley]

Yeah cause I was cross checking and found in the Master's databases they have the same wr, but the full set up was played 5 times more

[primal shore]

I don't see that

[fallen valley]

Rousseau Gambit moment

[primal shore]

That's....fake its not true

[fallen valley]

It means that titled players trust one line way more than another? That's definitely something

[restive storm]

@grim edge the queen sacrifice wasn’t good though

[low sable]

we call that the slav defense

[primal shore]

Trust me bro

Love the semi slav 🙏

[low sable]

lovely opening

[restive storm]

THE QUEEEEEEEEEEN??????????????????????

[fallen valley]

I agree, both are great lines

[twin moon]

I cannot solve this puzzle at all, well I can. But I can’t figure out why Bxe5 is a better first move than Rxf8

[fallen valley]

If you're a mid chess player😤 your line transposes into mine like 90% of the time anyways

[wispy spindle]

this is the wrong response

[primal shore]

Removal of the guard

[wispy spindle]

Chad response

[twin moon]

There are 2 knights defending the queen

[wispy spindle]

now watch it unfold as i paste 10 images into 1 message

[twin moon]

So Bxe5 and Rxf8 both remove one, then you take the other

[twin moon]

But for some reason, Bxe5 is the better first move

[primal shore]

If Rxf8 Bishop takes, nothing worth while, if Bxe5 then after takes its a free knight

[twin moon]

But then you just get the rook after Kh7

[restive storm]

my 2 games vs pixel just now

[twin moon]

The knight defends so you can let them capture your queen

[wispy spindle]

This is the optimal response and I even played it in an otb game

[primal shore]

oh that's right

[upbeat viper]

rip @grim edge

[twin moon]

But it says Rxf8 is a mistake, Bxe5 is the best first move

[wispy spindle]

and? if white wants to draw while black hangs a fork of their king and rook then let them

[twin moon]

I would prefer open minded, although I have no objections to being stubborn

[fickle rampart]

Hi noobs

[twin moon]

Well I guess I am stupid haha, since I don’t understand why that’s the specific move order when it could go in multiple ways

[restive storm]

the game where he had white I played the from's gambit against his bird and got a losing position but then he blundered a mate
and in the game where I was white I sacrificed my queen even though I didn't have to and got a losing position (I had 2 rooks + knight he had queen + rook) and I outplayed him in that ending

[wispy spindle]

black should be content with an easy draw anyway but the fact that white only goes for the draw 5% of the time means black is doing better the other 95%

Nc7+

After rb1 also

yes that is the whole point

to get the dark bishop out

[latent pebble]

Horwitz lol 😂

[wispy spindle]

forcing black to move their king or make other concessions

[last verge]

Horwitz lol 😂

[wispy spindle]

bad?

[wispy spindle]

it says 0.0 at the top as you can see

[rotund field]

I am the swindle master 🗣

[wispy spindle]

0.0

[restive storm]

the london refuted
it's that simple

[wispy spindle]

The line is a draw only if white is absolutely afraid of winning

Cuz I play d4 e6

yes this line cooks the first time I played it in an otb tournament they fell into 15 moves of my prep and it was -9

and I only knew like 3 lines of it

[restive storm]

Does anyone else hate it when you get your rook fianchetto’ed? It’s blocked by 3 pawns and can’t go anywhere, and this happens to me often. How do you guys deal with this problem?

[wispy spindle]

to fix this click alt + f4

[restive storm]

sure

[wispy spindle]

should readjust the rook back to a1

[twin moon]

Also @grim edge, I put your line in and it says 1.6 for white

[glossy radish]

hi im v

[jaunty kindle]

Best under 13 joke so far

[wispy spindle]

ok i should probably sleep

[upbeat viper]

hi im b

[glossy radish]

hi b

[wispy spindle]

under where

[jaunty kindle]

Your pants

[wispy spindle]

ya but imagine if u had the e6 pawn already out and then boom boom boom swindle

[twin moon]

Cause I was curious about what the engine thought, if you are going to suggest something I may aswell test it

[wispy spindle]

Nf3 is a blunder here unbelievably

all moves except repetition are -1 or worse

i play french anyway 🫡

[jaunty kindle]

Always trade

[twin moon]

I am, I’m just letting you know, god damn 🙄

[wispy spindle]

how

literally all of my games I get pleasant positions

It belongs on d7

[mighty remnant]

exchange french nf3

[wispy spindle]

Exchange french is my favorite french as black

[primal shore]

Biologically why do we have eyelashes?

[glossy radish]

lucy ilyt

[mighty remnant]

...

[wispy spindle]

Is that supposed to be a joke or

[twin moon]

Rxf8, Rxf8, Bxe5, Qxb5, Bxg7+, Kxg7, Nxb5, Rac8, Nd4, Rc1+, Kg2, Re8

[primal shore]

V ily

[wispy spindle]

I have an 80% win rate in the exchange french

[mighty remnant]

idk how to play french so

[upbeat viper]

to avoid getting stuff in the eyes ?

[mighty remnant]

nvm

[wispy spindle]

My only losses are to significantly higher rated players

[jaunty kindle]

I sometimes even play nf3 c4 lol. Normally Bd3 is better than nf3

[twin moon]

Please teach me your ways

[mighty remnant]

i have no idea what you're talking about but
ok

[jaunty kindle]

French exchange obviously

[primal shore]

I thought that but then I thought they do such a horrible job so surely that can't be why but ig so

[wispy spindle]

e4 e6 d4 d5 exd5 exd5 Nf3 Nc6 Bd3 Nb4 O-O Nxd3 and black has a 60% win rate online

[upbeat viper]

well idk

ask google

[twin moon]

Ah I see

[wispy spindle]

despite this being the most popular responses for white

[dawn moon]

i need to know how to play bongcloud

[tepid panther]

Duh

[mighty remnant]

not so obvious to me unfortunately ;-;

[twin moon]

I knew the French exchange haha, I just know I’m going to strangle the next person who plays e4 e6 Nf3 d5 exd5 exd5

[tepid panther]

Just lost to an FM otb. Went way better than I thought

[jaunty kindle]

Obviously you should play c3

[twin moon]

But yea, didn’t levy recommend the queenside castling?

[primal shore]

Because I've gotten plenty of shit in my eyes so clearly they could be doing better

[wispy spindle]

C3 has best win rate for black here lmfao

Of the most pop responses

[jaunty kindle]

C3 instead of nf3 dude

[primal shore]

Alr ima go do something you discord ppl don't know about, which is shower, ba bai

[wispy spindle]

Black wins more in like… every line

[jaunty kindle]

Bd3 then c3

[upbeat viper]

us mods

[hoary ibex]

bruh i really choked against an 880

[wispy spindle]

I haven’t seen Bd3 first before idk what to do there

[hoary ibex]

IN RAPID

[glossy radish]

v = v

[wispy spindle]

I guess just Nc6 Bd6 Nge7 O-O

[twin moon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-look-gif-21665194

[wispy spindle]

Play normal french setup

[primal shore]

v = ily

[jaunty kindle]

Bd3 is the most common move after the trade of pawns. After nc6 you should prevent Nb4 playing c3

[hoary ibex]

turned a 3.8 position to a 0.0 and then to an M16

[wispy spindle]

nope

Nf3

[mighty remnant]

wait how

[hoary ibex]

if i choke another winning game my account won't exist anymore

[wispy spindle]

Also I still see c4 more than Bd3 so idek how it’s 2nd

[glossy radish]

@sacred steeple

[primal shore]

I play wing gambit against the French

[glossy radish]

IT WAS WORTH IT

[jaunty kindle]

I guess my engine was different then or maybe the deep. Both moves are literally the same strength. Just make sure you play c3 after Bd3

[simple rose]

Vienna moment

Anyways

[hoary ibex]

i blundered my queen thinking about a 2 rook vs 1 queen endgame, and then i blundered my rook

[glossy radish]

YESH

[wispy spindle]

you said most common. your engine does not tell you most common. read the games database

[restive storm]

what did you do I don't recognize it

[glossy radish]

two bishop mate

[wispy spindle]

also this is the bd3 c3 line black looks fine after normal continuation

[restive storm]

wow

[glossy radish]

I GOT IT AT 35 ONCE BUT IT DIDNT SAVE

[jaunty kindle]

It is very common. Also that position I got so many times already. I really should have a deeper look into it

[plush kelp]

I usually go d4 and then I like Nc3 on my 2nd move

[wispy spindle]

not most common tho. it’s 2nd

[simple rose]

My opponent always played Indian game when I played d4 💀

[glossy radish]

alright time to get 33 seconds

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ilyt

[wispy spindle]

and anyway i still like this pos for black

[glossy radish]

lyt luky

[primal shore]

@glossy radish can I sing to you tmr in vc

[jaunty kindle]

Lmao theres my lichess name in that screenshot

[glossy radish]

HOW ABOUT RN?

[primal shore]

Busy

[wispy spindle]

and u lost 💪

[glossy radish]

aw okey

[primal shore]

Getting ready to shower and procrastinating it singing instead smh

[glossy radish]

[primal shore]

Then I'm vcing for my friends bday

[jaunty kindle]

I told you I have to have a deeper look into that for white

[hollow yarrow]

Is there something called a poem submission here? I made a poem on chess

[tacit coyote]

guys go to chess meme

[wispy spindle]

i don’t think there is much to look into. the exchange french is positionally fine for black

[tacit coyote]

#😆〡chess-memes

theres something crazy tere

[wispy spindle]

you just get a game that can diverge with 10 different next moves after each move

[jaunty kindle]

Its fine but white still can get a better position than this 0.0

[hollow yarrow]

Wtf man anyways im sending it here

Amidst the velvet realm of checkered squares,
Where intellect ascends its noble throne,
A ballet of minds, symphony of wares,
Where ivory knights on ebony prance alone.

Upon the canvas, strategic designs unfold,
The chessboard, a battlefield of guile and grace,
Amassed with bishops, rooks, their stories untold,
Pawns advance, longing for a higher place.

The King, a regal monarch, fragile yet strong,
With sovereignty he commands the royal game,
His queen, a virtuoso, moves swift and long,
A formidable ally, a weapon to acclaim.

Bishops, preachers of strategy and plight,
In diagonal strides, they set their course,
Their sacred mission, guided by divine light,
To protect the realm, with fervent force.

Rooks, majestic towers, mighty and bold,
They guard the flanks with resolute might,
Advancing with purpose, fortresses to uphold,
In the kingdom's defense, their duty is right.

Knights, gallant steeds, champions of the field,
With L-shaped leaps, they dance with flair,
Through war-torn ranks, their valor revealed,
Thwarting adversaries with skill and care.

And pawns, the foot soldiers, humble yet keen,
With cautious steps, they advance to war,
They dream of heights where only kings have been,
Yearning for glory, they strive to soar.

Thus, on this timeless plane, minds entwine,
In symphony, they orchestrate their play,
Sculpting strategies, defying the divine,
In this realm where mere mortals hold sway.

For in the realm of chess, a battleground of minds,
The pawns and kings eternally entwined,
An ancient dance of tactics that defines,
The triumph of intellect, oh how refined

I killed the chat GG

[restive storm]

that's a text wall I don't think you should do that

[jaunty kindle]

And how did you want to know? There is a 50/50 chance

[plush kelp]

I love it when I the moves go d4, e6, Nc3, Nf6, e4 and if they pin my knight with the bishop this goes into my shark attack line. I love this position

[sacred steeple]

When I saw you pinged me I knew what it was 👀 I’m proud of u!

[wispy spindle]

ur name is blitzy4bot

white is named blitz216

[simple rose]

Nice

[sacred steeple]

Now time for me to switch to touch screen @glossy radish

[tacit coyote]

guys go to #😆〡chess-memes theres something crazy there

[jaunty kindle]

Yeah well

[tacit coyote]

something you guys should see

[glossy radish]

oh shit

[wispy spindle]

[sacred steeple]

Nah jk I don’t have anything for that

[glossy radish]

use finger

[tacit coyote]

go to #😆〡chess-memes and click on the black thing there is some bad message on it

[glossy radish]

find sum

[tacit coyote]

you guys HAVE TO SEE

[sacred steeple]

My computers not touchscreen thooo

[jaunty kindle]

@wispy spindle Whats your lichess username? Have we played already?

[glossy radish]

wel abother device

[sacred steeple]

I’m also not using phone chess.com browser 😭

[wispy spindle]

no i don’t play on lichess

[glossy radish]

wot why

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

hi !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[wispy spindle]

i use it for easy stockfish analysis

[grim edge]

[jaunty kindle]

[sacred steeple]

Sounds painful and the squares are prob small

[jaunty kindle]

[glossy radish]

at least try?

[sacred steeple]

And delayed

Alright

[glossy radish]

hooray

[sacred steeple]

For u

[wispy spindle]

ya anyway my biggest concern is the c4 line

at least until i got it in a tournament game instead of an online game then I think I figured out an easy reply

[jaunty kindle]

You got the isolated pawn on d4 as white. Just play solid as black and try to target it if possible

Talking about the french exchange nf3 c4

[wispy spindle]

i mean after exchange directly play c4

[jaunty kindle]

C6 or take. I would play c6

[wispy spindle]

I like Nf6 and Bb4

[plush kelp]

A Gm mate of mine plays the French a lot I’m more of a Pirc player as black

[wispy spindle]

wygd if i go: e4 d4 Nc3 Be3 Qd2 O-O-O f3

[grim edge]

As a result of my hemorrhoids, I experience excruciating pain whenever I have a bowel movement.

[wispy spindle]

Bh6 h4 h5

🤔

[grim edge]

Yo wsg ?

[glossy radish]

hihi

[wispy spindle]

hxg6 bxg7 qh6+

qxh7#!

[grim edge]

Yo what’s up boss ?

[wispy spindle]

this setup works pretty often vs pirc

[rotund field]

hi

[glossy radish]

hi zelk

[wispy spindle]

unless they lie about playing a pirc and just waste moves instead

[sacred steeple]

Yea I got like 47 and it doesn’t drag properly tapping pieces to squares feels weird

[rotund field]

Why do i play chess of all games

its so tilting😭

[grim edge]

Cuz ur zesty bro

[glossy radish]

awh i should practise using mouse

[restive storm]

It makes you smart

[glossy radish]

SHIT I USED S

[rotund field]

hm that explains my 3 Fs

[sacred steeple]

You tap instead of drag right

[glossy radish]

sorry zelk im not allowed use uk english around u 🙄

[restive storm]

you probably would have gotten F- if you didn't play chess

[glossy radish]

uhh on what

[plush kelp]

That’s the 150 attack you delay castling and go on an attack on the queen side. Because when they do Qd2 backing up the bishop they’re looking to break up your kingside and you can get into serious trouble. I’ve done a vid on this line on my youtube channel and how to deal with it

[rotund field]

id probably be more on task if it werent for chess tbh

[restive storm]

lol

[sacred steeple]

Two bishop mate when you do it

[rotund field]

chess aint good for me

[sacred steeple]

There there Zel

Theres always checkers

[rotund field]

im bad at checkers too

[sacred steeple]

Theres always Minecraft

[rotund field]

dont have a computer cuz i broke it

pocket edition sucks

[sacred steeple]

Theres always tic tac toe

[upbeat viper]

glue it

and wash it with water

it'll work dw

[rotund field]

fr maybe thatll work with real life problems too

[glossy radish]

like touch screen?

[upbeat viper]

if only

[sacred steeple]

Yea do you drag or tap pieces to square

[glossy radish]

i do both so idk

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-laughing-crying-the-joker-insane-gif-26098200

[rotund field]

superglue fixed everything

[sacred steeple]

Like you do a mix when you do the mate 🤔?

[glossy radish]

yeah

[upbeat viper]

I'm a drag player

[glossy radish]

i didnt know there were different types

[upbeat viper]

well

there are touch players

and drag players

[rotund field]

Ppl click instead of dragging? 😭

[glossy radish]

i do whatever takes the least amount of time

[upbeat viper]

and london player

[glossy radish]

sometimes

[upbeat viper]

but that's another very scary one

[rotund field]

weird

[glossy radish]

says the one that

[rotund field]

is weird

[glossy radish]

let me think

no def not weird

[rotund field]

😾

[glossy radish]

id say the in n out thing but i promised

[rotund field]

what in n out thing

[glossy radish]

fries

[rotund field]

what about fries

😭

[glossy radish]

milkshake 😋

[rotund field]

yea thats normal in the usa

[glossy radish]

no that is not weirdo

[rotund field]

yes it is

[glossy radish]

not

[rotund field]

is too

[glossy radish]

is not

ive never seen anyone do it

[rotund field]

cuz u aint paying attention

[glossy radish]

yes i do

[rotund field]

ive seen multiple ppl do it

[glossy radish]

i stare at people when they eat their fries cuz i get hungry

[rotund field]

weird

😭

[glossy radish]

._.

i also like ketchup with rice

[rotund field]

what

[glossy radish]

yeah mix em together 😋

[rotund field]

…

[glossy radish]

you cant judge if you havent tried

[rotund field]

ketchup is weird enough as is 💀

[glossy radish]

zelk milkshakes are weirder

and fries have salt

[rotund field]

nahhhh 😭

[glossy radish]

salt does NOT go well with a sweet milkshake

[rotund field]

Ever heard of sweet and savory?

[glossy radish]

zelk thats like saying pineapple belongs on pizza

wait actually i agreed with taht one

[rotund field]

dont u like pineapple on pizza 💀

[glossy radish]

no one needs to know

[upbeat viper]

@glossy radish

hi

[glossy radish]

hi im v

[upbeat viper]

[rotund field]

i think we intimidated everyone else

[glossy radish]

i think bast knows

[rotund field]

😭

[wispy spindle]

wyd here

[weak agate]

The 65 blunders

[upbeat viper]

knows what ?

[timid stratus]

LOL

[upbeat viper]

(I won't tell him)

[glossy radish]

now they know what our dms look like

[rotund field]

[glossy radish]

pineapple belongs on pizza @lament jacinth YOU HEAR ME

[weak agate]

He just needed 4 more blunders

[upbeat viper]

no

[glossy radish]

PINEAPPLE BELONGS ON PIZZA LIYA

[upbeat viper]

no pineapple

no

[rotund field]

pineapple is good on pizza

[upbeat viper]

btw

[glossy radish]

bast just cuz u french does NOT mean pineapple doesnt belong on pizza

[upbeat viper]

pineapple is ananas in french

which is a better word imo

[rotund field]

explain why it isnt cuz if u say its a fruit on pizza

[normal hatch]

Wrong

[rotund field]

then ur dumb 😭

[upbeat viper]

I'm closer from italy

so my opinion matters

😼

I'm not that far actually

[rotund field]

usa has probably some of the best pizza tbf

[plush kelp]

Looking at c6 to get Qa5 and b5

[torpid lintel]

You are not cat :)

Also hi

[upbeat viper]

cat cat

[swift island]

ANy one play chess

[upbeat viper]

what's the french for cat

[rotund field]

Nah whats chess

[torpid lintel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[swift island]

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[torpid lintel]

Click the command

[torpid lintel]

Or do it here

[torpid lintel]

Cat :)

[rotund field]

It is indeed a cat

[swift island]

ok

/connect

[rotund field]

maybe the world just meant for some people to not connect their account

[torpid lintel]

@swift island do it here

[swift island]

done

[rotund field]

@umbral tapir this guy has no just joined role, connected role, or trusted role 🥶

he got the white username

[foggy vine]

hmm

[frosty chasm]

Does anyone here use Aimchess

[sacred steeple]

@glossy radish alr time I teach u bishop and knight and start another days-long competition

[crystal jewel]

hm

[crystal jewel]

not really often

[torpid lintel]

He not new member so I guess he was banned I don't wanna ping all mods because not sure so @upbeat viper

[frosty chasm]

im wondering if anyone has used it and thinks its worth

[rotund field]

Who knows maybe just a glitch

[torpid lintel]

I don't haha

[upbeat viper]

lemme see

[torpid lintel]

Ones Anitta send here #frenemy-chat if they are not new with no just joined role that mean they was banned or something :)

[rotund field]

ooh okee glad I found it then

[midnight quail]

dovetail mate is the best mate

[glossy radish]

hii im v

[glossy radish]

i figured it out

[rotund field]

*v🌱

[glossy radish]

keep your ass safe tonight

[rotund field]

:(

[torpid lintel]

Yes! but also make sure to look when they joined sometimes bot is just slow :)

[sacred steeple]

?!?!!??!

[glossy radish]

yeah

barely though

[sacred steeple]

whats ur time???

[glossy radish]

havent timed yet

[mighty remnant]

hi people :D

how is chat today

[sacred steeple]

oh well try it

[rotund field]

Larsen :)

[mighty remnant]

hiii

gained 50 elo this weekend lol

[tepid panther]

I feel so bad about flagging people otb

She was 1800 too and it was a draw

[glossy radish]

streaming?

[sacred steeple]

doesnt matter

[glossy radish]

cuz if i do it streaming im gonna mess up

[mighty remnant]

hi v

[sacred steeple]

doesnt mattr

[rotund field]

lets see how long ill be able to quit chess this time 😭

[tepid breach]

How to be a crow?

[quiet sparrow]

Just woke up at 4:30

[tepid breach]

Cool

[quiet sparrow]

Not feeling good I will go back yo sleep

[tepid breach]

K

[quiet sparrow]

Goodnight

[tepid breach]

Good morning

[quiet sparrow]

Good morning

[tepid breach]

Ok

[rotund field]

Test

[tepid breach]

Rest

[rotund field]

Does the flare show for yall

[tepid breach]

Yes

[rotund field]

Dang it

[grim edge]

that’s cool and all but did u know there are 64 million penguins in antarctica and 4 million antelopes in greenland so if they fought then each antelope would have to fight 16 penguins?

[rotund field]

still streams hd

[tight skiff]

i stream 786k ultra mega super hd

[rotund field]

ah yes very useful

[sick ridge]

wtf is the difference between nd2 and nbd2

[rotund field]

clarifying which night moves

[tight skiff]

there are two knights

[grim edge]

night 💀

[rotund field]

if 2 or more knights can move there

[glossy radish]

jajajaja

[rotund field]

Discord mfs when i miss a letter

[grim edge]

or more 💀

[tight skiff]

im at the chess tourney

[tepid breach]

Where?

[grim edge]

you’re*

[tight skiff]

pilipinas

[rotund field]

u can have more than 2 knights on a board smart one

[tepid breach]

Bet send address

[tight skiff]

423.612.83.912

[tepid breach]

25 mins away

[rocky flare]

hi

[grim edge]

thanks bro i didn’t know that idk what i would’ve done without that information man thanks so much man appreciate it man

[rotund field]

uh huh

[rotund field]

Hola

[grim edge]

where’s the normal zel this zel2 dude is annoying

[rotund field]

thanks

[grim edge]

no problem :)

[rotund field]

very nice of u

[grim edge]

im always nice

[rotund field]

yea

[grim edge]

i saw a homeless man holding up his tin of money as i walked past and it looked heavy for him

so i took it off him :)

he was chasing after me probably to thank me

[rotund field]

[blazing pollen]

i'm on the verge of crying an don't know what to do

[hidden tendon]

Who wants to play?

[grim edge]

cry

[blazing pollen]

i don't want to

[rotund field]

whats wrong :(

[grim edge]

crying is good - crying = water = saving the thirsty children

ur saving one kid at a time through ur efforts

[primal shore]

Crying /= water

[hidden tendon]

Someone play me now

[primal shore]

My nose is bleeding brb

[grim edge]

now that’s a skill issue

[rotund field]

bro aint asking no more

[grim edge]

So don’t cry

[elfin pebble]

rip nose

[rotund field]

What intellects we got here

[grim edge]

megik solution 🪄

[blazing pollen]

a lot of things actually

[elfin pebble]

nose be

[grim edge]

bro replied to himself

[rotund field]

do u need someone to talk to

[grim edge]

yes pls

[gleaming lance]

yall why does the end screen on a game of chess show greats, blunders and misses

[grim edge]

i’m back

what’s ur opinion on the geopolitical and economical state of eastern uganda rn

[gleaming lance]

wasnt it mistakes not greats

[rotund field]

Ur mean to me

[grim edge]

Gigachad supermacy

:(

[elfin pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-gif-26556601

[blazing pollen]

yes but i don't want to bother you with my issues

[elfin pebble]

because i am adding something to the message

[grim edge]

ur median to me

ur interquartile range to me

[grim edge]

Fr fr

[rotund field]

well im willing to talk whenever if u need oke

[primal shore]

My nose hurts and i have a headache now

[quiet sparrow]

I did know that

But thanks for reminding mr

[grim edge]

show the nose whose boss and hit it to establish dominance

[grim edge]

covid

[grim edge]

no problem anytime

[primal shore]

Did you know if every human had to fight ants each human would have to fight like 300 ants

[grim edge]

om nom nom

[primal shore]

No bc

I've eaten ants they ain't that bad

Like fried ants

They tasty

[grim edge]

ikr they’re good with a bit of ketchup and salt and pepper

[grim edge]

i’ve eaten crickets before

[primal shore]

Ew no ketchup

[grim edge]

i always carry arojnd a spare bottle of ketchup with me at all times in case i find any ants

[tepid spoke]

Dont forget to season ur ants

[glossy radish]

@sacred steeple im only good at driving the king from the opposite corner

[primal shore]

Eh who hasn't

@glossy radish ily

[glossy radish]

lucy ilyt /p

[grim edge]

number one rule 🤝

hello friends and buda and pals

[rotund field]

btw luky our race to 2k is cancelled 😋

[grim edge]

can i race

[rotund field]

Race with luky

[primal shore]

Meanie

[grim edge]

i am speed

[rotund field]

im quitting chess

[primal shore]

okay

[grim edge]

aye another 400 elo player quitting chess

[primal shore]

I've quit chess like 50 times lmao

[orchid bay]

guys i scholar's mated a 1750

[rotund field]

checkers gm here i come 😸

[primal shore]

Bullet smh

[rotund field]

Mf i would adopt u

[primal shore]

They don't have gms

[orchid bay]

STILL THOUGHHH

[glossy radish]

pretend

[grim edge]

what kinda roast is that

[primal shore]

Bullet isn't chess

[rotund field]

ur hella annoying

[grim edge]

ik :)

[orchid bay]

im a fake chess player then

[primal shore]

They have pro players not gm title tho

[rotund field]

ok pls annoy someone else then

[small apex]

anyone down to play?

[primal shore]

Correct

Bullet is chess at 2200 cc+

[small apex]

https://play.chess.com/XyFuW

[primal shore]

Otherwise get out of here smh

[foggy anchor]

my girlfriend started playing chess and in our first game tried to scholars mate me

[orchid bay]

i dont have the skill to play real chess

[grim edge]

english class sucks fr

[grim edge]

unacceptable

Yo wsg ?

[tepid spoke]

Its just like easy grammar shi

[grim edge]

i love it when ur aying somebody n it turns out you had four mate in ones that u missed

nonconsecutive mate in ones

[grim edge]

tis boring

[tepid spoke]

Helo

[foggy anchor]

I was kinda caught off guard because it went e4 e5 Bc4 Bc5 Qh5 and then...

I'm not familiar with that order but you have to play Qe7 or Qf6 to not lose so I went with Qf6 to set up the counterattack on f3

[grim edge]

Yo Batman

the real chess is the friends we made along the way

[tepid spoke]

Yo bang

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

Bang ?

[tepid spoke]

Ur profile?

[primal shore]

I'm gonna write you a strongly worded dm

[grim edge]

:o

[grim edge]

Damn Benny not bang

[low sable]

isnt there supposed to be some type of thought provoking question at the start

[grim edge]

damn chess is so cool i wish levy rozman was real

probably

[grim edge]

what is the capital of south sudan

[grim edge]

He’s not

[low sable]

I do not know

[grim edge]

africa

[grim edge]

Cap 🧢

u learnt it here folks say something stupid enough n u will got not one, not two, but FOUR pings

[low sable]

he looks...
unwell

[tepid spoke]

Benny bang theyre just the same

[grim edge]

omg is that mr white

[grim edge]

bro is onto something

[primal shore]

You can just say gay

[glossy radish]

meow

[grim edge]

five pings

[primal shore]

Don't need to be rude abt it smh

[grim edge]

K Boss no problem

[glossy radish]

ping

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[glossy radish]

meow

[grim edge]

Here’s milk 🥛

[primal shore]

Ay Mr White yo

[grim edge]

he looks like he got hit by an eighteen wheeler covered with bubonic plague

[grim edge]

keep it in the DMs 🙄

[primal shore]

I've gotten the plague before

[grim edge]

🙄

🗿

[tepid spoke]

What

[grim edge]

wowgh whats it like in florence italy circa 1300

[rotund field]

someone 🔪 me

[grim edge]

ok whats ur ssn

[grim edge]

as a person who has been hit by an eighteen wheeler covered in bubonic plague i can confirm this is indeed one of the of all time

im gonna financially stab u

[primal shore]

Bro I thought I had a cold I go to my dct cuz I wasn't getting better and mans says to me "you have the bubonic plague" and I was like excuse me sir???

[rotund field]

wha is that

[grim edge]

nice to be confirmed by the experts

[primal shore]

And then he gave me like antibiotics and it went away

[glossy radish]

literally drinking milk rn

[grim edge]

the snail security number 🐌

[primal shore]

It's pretty common

[grim edge]

you actually had the goddamn black plague

[primal shore]

If I drank milk I'd literally vomit

[grim edge]

rmemebr that thing where there’s like a death snail that’s coming to u and if it reaches u then u die and stuff

[grim edge]

Drink yah

you actually had it

[rotund field]

111111

[primal shore]

If you're European it's incredibly likely some cold you've had was it

[grim edge]

what a blast from the past

[primal shore]

Even if you aren't European

[lucid minnow]

Wo ai ni

[primal shore]

It's a common cold now a days

[grim edge]

you had the bubonic plague

idk why im stuck on this

[primal shore]

Millions of ppl do rn

[grim edge]

bro is living in 1356

its like 1000-2000 people a year?

[primal shore]

Fr?

[grim edge]

man watch out for mongols throwing plague ridden bodies into ur city yeesh

yeesh indeed

[primal shore]

You sure it's that low I swear it was higher

[grim edge]

nope

u drew the short straw on the worlds weirdest lottery

[primal shore]

Oh ykw

[tepid spoke]

Only 1k to 2k people a year?

[primal shore]

1000-2000 is probably the ppl who didn't have good immunity

[grim edge]

hahahahahha o nooo

[primal shore]

Like myself, who needed to get it reported

[grim edge]

u gotta feel bad for em

[primal shore]

And treated

[grim edge]

waking up one day n u got the goddamn BUBONIC PLAGUE

the worst thing ive ever had was like, pneumonia

in sixth grade

[bright knot]

yeat better

[grim edge]

what is pneumonia btw is it like a bacteria?

[grim edge]

bro is asking chess related questions in a medical server 💀

[grim edge]

dw im asking abt the lung disease line of the kings indian attack

[bright knot]

Nah I think pneumonia is pneumonia imo

[primal shore]

Dunno

[tepid spoke]

Mine was covid, but it healed in just like 2weeks

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[primal shore]

Worst medical thing I've ever done was break a spinel disk

I still take pain meds for that

[grim edge]

i think he’s onto something

like a herniated disk?

[primal shore]

Took me like 2 fxcking months to be able to walk after I got it

[tepid spoke]

How did u break ur spine

[primal shore]

Nah it was like one of the vertebrae or smt

[grim edge]

are u 80

[primal shore]

Osteoporosis go brrrrrr

[grim edge]

osteoporosis only develops later in life? how do u have osteoporosis

[primal shore]

Just a great big genetic anomaly cuz my parents were substance abusers

[grim edge]

congrats

stop skull reacting me what am i gonna do apologize her parents were junkies?

[primal shore]

It's more common but not limited to

Hey my mother is sober now alright

[grim edge]

o sorry

[primal shore]

She got her priorities right and I respect her for that

[grim edge]

mad props to her then

[primal shore]

My father can be resurrected and killed again for all I care

[tepid spoke]

W for making her life better

[primal shore]

God I hate that guy

[bright knot]

Bru my grandma fr js fell down the stairs💀💀

[glossy radish]

@sacred steeple

[grim edge]

u know mb i shluld socialize outside of discord

[sacred steeple]

I shall teach u

[bright knot]

Nah, she blundered fr💀💀

[primal shore]

Hehe love this

[normal hatch]

Bro decided to inform us rather than helping

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[glossy radish]

meh

[foggy vine]

What happened to the old discord ahhh

[sacred steeple]

kk

[grim edge]

can we go back to mail chess with carrier pigeon

🐦

[foggy vine]

Does anyone remember yahoo chess

[grim edge]

im not 50

does anyone remember the French Revolution

[rotund field]

i need a new hobby

[primal shore]

Is that the movie with the rat?

[grim edge]

ye my great grandfather was a frenchman during

best executioner in all of gaulia i tell u

[pastel plover]

Yo

💀

[grim edge]

no it’s the one with the Ogre and donkey tryna rescue the princess or something

[grim edge]

gym 💪

[primal shore]

@pastel plover wanna join the official chess.com CoC clan?

[grim edge]

i should go to bed

[foggy vine]

Why all chess players also play gd (including myself)

[primal shore]

We also have an official cr clan

[bright knot]

Actually🤓, I did inform you strangers of an event that happened in my household. Accordingly, I will not help because she need a to learn to stand up for his self.🆙⬆️

[rotund field]

my ass would be too lazy fr

[pastel plover]

Cus I play it for 8 years?

Gd*

[bright knot]

Her*

[primal shore]

Akkksully 🤓🤓

[foggy vine]

I play it for 6 years now too

[grim edge]

i played geometry dash a billion years ago that was fun

[pastel plover]

How many trophies they have?

[raw frigate]

Gd pfp 💯

[grim edge]

has it updated at all in the last four or so years?

[foggy vine]

I did beat Yatagarasu

[bright knot]

🤓☝️

[pastel plover]

My dream to beat it xD

[primal shore]

Hm I'm not sure...we're gold III on cwl

[pastel plover]

I'll be focusing on beating an extreme demon this summer

Even tho my best are easy/medium demons lmao

[primal shore]

15000 I wanna say? Random number??? Prob more lemme check

[tepid spoke]

Hello brah

[raw frigate]

Beat acheron

[pastel plover]

My clan is at 21 lvl crystal 1

[raw frigate]

💀

[foggy vine]

You can start with acu

[pastel plover]

Full name?

[grim edge]

stereo madness tho 👀

Bruvv i have to go to school 💀💀💀

[raw frigate]

Poltergeist 3rd coin tho

[grim edge]

play chess while working out - one move = one dumbbell rep

[rotund field]

im tryna quit chess

[grim edge]

chessboxing

[pastel plover]

I beat all original levels expect those 2 demons smh

[foggy vine]

It's the level name, acu, apparently it's one of the easiest extreme demons, ofc extreme demons are hard af

[grim edge]

who wanna chessbox

[grim edge]

Why doe

[rotund field]

i have a very bad mindset

for chess

[pastel plover]

I see but the layout prob gonna be shit 🗿

[sacred steeple]

chess box me zelly boy

[high loom]

Can someone explain why N2f3 is winning but N4f3 is not? Im actually lost here: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/ztx5qSoLA?tab=analysis

[grim edge]

chessbox!!!

[pastel plover]

Since it's considered to be easiest extreme

[grim edge]

avg chess player when they lose a game:

[rotund field]

ill box, no chess

[grim edge]

we should have a chessblxing tournament

[pastel plover]

But yea I'll try beat it

[rotund field]

nah been wanting to for a while

[primal shore]

@pastel plover 20k trophy plus it helps supporting chess.com

[grim edge]

@rotund field oh yeah trying to quit wont help,i quit like two weeks ago and came back two days ago lol

[raw frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-gif-23246944

[grim edge]

how abt just the chess part im awful at boxing

[pastel plover]

@foggy vine should I beat it on mobile or PC?

[pastel plover]

Vsc CHALLANGE

[rotund field]

eh we’ll see

[foggy vine]

PC definitely

[sacred steeple]

[pastel plover]

Like the whole clan combined?

That's how much trophy's?

[rotund field]

pls give me brain damage

[raw frigate]

Mobile

[primal shore]

Obv

[tepid spoke]

Im gonna be a super gm in checkers

[sacred steeple]

[pastel plover]

I mean that's like 5 people combined in my clan

[grim edge]

does anybody know if checkers has been solved yet

[pastel plover]

I'm at 4859 as an 12 town hall

[grim edge]

i feel like it shoulda been

[rotund field]

im gonna be

[bright knot]

Cop: “How cash you want back?”Cashier: “Do you want your high are you?” Harvard Calls

[glossy radish]

im done

[pastel plover]

I could join the server tho

[sacred steeple]

w what

[pastel plover]

Me: school
School: ok

[glossy radish]

im done with this, giving up

[tepid spoke]

Im just 3200 at th12

[pastel plover]

My pb is: 5044

[sacred steeple]

fair

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper

[rotund field]

[tepid spoke]

Grinding coc is boring

[grim edge]

i can change that

[glossy radish]

[pastel plover]

For you I guess 😄

[bright knot]

Ayo

[grim edge]

boutta make that no children

[tepid spoke]

Yeah

[upbeat viper]

irrelevant

[glossy radish]

ty bast

[pastel plover]

It's more fun for me than clash royale

[primal shore]

V ily

[glossy radish]

lucy ilyt

[grim edge]

hi bast

[foggy vine]

I remember the 2sw2sw guy from this discord server, it was like the biggest troll of the time, but now mods are too extrict 💀💀

[grim edge]

👋

[pastel plover]

@primal shore I could join the server but not the clan tho

[tepid spoke]

v did u reach 1k alr

[glossy radish]

no

[primal shore]

no smh

[glossy radish]

i lost a grand total of 10 elo today

[pastel plover]

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Y'all to low

[primal shore]

It's not a server btw

[bright knot]

L

[primal shore]

There's a channel in this server

[rotund field]

I lost 40

[pastel plover]

So what the hell is it

[glossy radish]

yeah but u have the balls to play daily

[pastel plover]

Name ?

[tepid spoke]

I will go there first

[rotund field]

not anymore

[primal shore]

It's a private channel

[glossy radish]

i said i quit chess so idrc

[primal shore]

#1113911907687080007

[pastel plover]

Aah