#💬〡general-off-topic
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dawg its not a cow
ur a first grader shush
Bull?
literally an 11 yr old
Fat deer?
bro doesn't know how to spell
you all are wrong, thats V . its a selfie
is v livestock
didn't ask
bro be quiet
that was terrible
hi bast, HOORAY PARTY
2900 puzzle ✅
i wish i never read that
again wrong, i have one as a pet
I mean so is Thomas Jeff but that don't stop me from keeping him as a pfp
where party v
3000 -insert x box-
pro
Guys remember to UwU
we're talking about mammoths now cows
no uwu

i can owo tho
so can I

I know what you're talking about
memory
not* not now
someone up to play?
LB GONE 
I'm aware
sorry
GUYSSSS
I'll play
I JUST GOT 96% ACCURACY!!!
nice smile.. not written in blood right?
yayayayay
uuuh
eh get 96.1
did you get a new pb for bishop mate ?
bullet?
cmon v, i m really happy rn
no sir
sad
im kidding, im happy for you 
but still you're the bishop mate goat
Oh sure but make it 1|1

24 move game too
hi guys, im bored. can i guess y'all background country?
Hehe
I'd be lying if I said I didn't drop a bishop once in a while
@red coral
so lets go 3 + 2 blitz
sure guess mine
i never hang my king
nice @cosmic oak I am not really having a good day xD
Link?
Sure
continent of ethnicity?
send me a dm
asia
after this person.
yeah. ofc they would do that
gg
How long have you been playing
south-east asia?
yes
filipino?
nope
Anyone wanna 1v1
send user
indonesian?
What's ur rating
800
theirs
actually more like south asia not south east , im bad with geo
nope
ah ok, india?
you next :). what continent of ethnicity?
ughh okay ill find it myself]
uh
it was pretty simple after that
Asia
east asia?
hehe ik
No
no go focus
TELL ME WHY
hallo
south asia?
TELL ME WHYY
hm.
Bruh
bro it says shes from oce in her roles
anyone want me to guess their background country for fun?
im asking for background ethnicity
Goodnight little tiny people in my phone<333
ok. continent of ethnicity?
asia
south-east asia?
European
sea
Balkan
yea
filipino?
bro first try 💀
:)
tagalog fellow :)
ok back
hallo
croatian?
Mr outerspace
hm, india as well?
oh uae?
r u from uae? liya
No
@glossy radish ily
lucy ilyt /p
south east asia as well??????
No
Gn v
no self advertisement thank you

i think shes from uae maybe
not from east asia, south east asia, or south asia. defo middle east or central asia
maybe
iran?
No
lebanon?
YES
hello
nothing unusual, but thats def weird
yessirr :)) pretty well to
hewo incho
hi incho hru
so glad no school today
dayum
pretty good wbu
wbu where r u from outer?
could be sandbagging
oh im indian
tired thank you
livin in australia
nicee
sheesh u migrated?
oo incho would you like to buy my art
hi
when i was 1 year old, yea
which state?
Show the art
ghad dayum
victoria, best state
Cap
$432,752
bruh im still tryna get with my maco crush :((
selling that for $432,752
That's a deal.
ill take
THATS SO CHEAP
steal tbh
right?? @sacred steeple WE'RE CHANGING THE PRICE
ILL TAKE IT FOR $600K
nfts be like

I wanna hire a chess coach
why am i so calm at playing chess irl and not frustrate when i make mistakes but just facepalm and when i make mistakes in internet chess like chess.com, i frustrate and throw my phone onto the bed sometimes and i just cant stop frustrating
oooo nice
Yeah I have that same problem. I get really tilted too.
$600K @glossy radish
@boreal cosmos
idk
anyone want me to guess their background country?????
man that hype around NFT was wild
700k 
nah its now $57,432,752
$100,000,000
Then I play until I finally get a win and I end up losing 50-100 elo that might because I'm playing badly because I'm tilted
NFTs have no practical use
wth are nfts
fr
idk
yeah obv
online art which you can basically buy and sell like an economy
but its a way to support artists that u like
I see a lot online for like 30$ an hour. 60$ a week 2 lessons a week. That's not cray expensive
ah thanks
But some are way high end
sorry, im never on news n shit
HEYY
I think I could really benefit from just having like a 2000+to look at positions with and analyze positions and discuss tactics
well its expensive for some people
im gonna go to another server to guess people's background, ill be back soon. byee :))
oki byee
last warning before i ping mods
<@&745328830649991179>
unfair
lol
screw u incho i was gonna do it
I work in finance and i'm pretty frugal. I don't really spend money on anything that isn't necessary. So for my hobby I could do it.
i don’t like pinging mods but advertising annoying
But 30$ doesn't really get you good coaches so that's idealistic really
they done it more than thrice
I do see GM's that are like 150$ an hour and now that is insane
ill do it for nitro
but i suck at chess
what is that?
What's your rating
huh?
what is that link
951
i quitted
advertising a youtube video i think
who pinged
not me
incho

Why do you come to a chess discord if you quit?
i like the community
also quitted isnt a word
i just realised why that sounded so damn weird
..
quitted is frenglish
I’m only 900 elo
!welcome
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I'm not the grammar police so I won't discipline you over it
Free sites for openings
I'm 1500, 1600 peak
i hate myself whenevr my grammar is wrong
?
real
So I'm ALMOST half a Hikaru. Not even
kills me when other people do it too
i’m gonna partake in illegal activities goodbye everyone
I'm like 1/3 in skill

what's magnus at
💀💀
Any free sites for openings
He's 3.3 in rapid
bro is more than triple my rating
true
Yeah magnus is insane
Hi
He was just born like that. It's actually kind of a shame. He could do so many other things to benefit the world
what for? just use youtube
maybe not
Isn’t it 3k
that site is pretty sweet
still
has every recorded opening listed on a tree diagram
ping for a lollipop
He played 3.85k tho
ok i guessed some more ethnicities in other servers
@glossy radish
anyone want me to guess their background country for fun?
yum
me eh
do it 
What are yalls highest accuracy
Mines easy
east asian?
100 :)
10%
97 that I've checked, short games usually too
That’s me
3500
Huh
wait im bad at geography hold on
96.1
scholar's mate
yes.
hehehe
You can check?
def not east
like is your ethnic country in east asia
no
i reviewed it for funny reasons
hm, what continent?
european?
no
divide that by 100 and you get it in %age
i gained 50 elo this weekend
slavic?
hihi !welcome
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1054 now
italian?
100 elo
MERICAAAAA
german?
how are you guys btw
actually depends on how you look at it. yeah 
hi v
scandinavian?
?
hmm, hungarian?
what y’all thoughts on the vaping
are we talking about 1.g3 or something else
How to play
no i'm serious
:)
what are we talking about
background ethnicities
win more
Anyone here plays haxo gambit 😉
um
the knight goes woosh right
I mean like I wanna play with you guys
wut was that again
bruh
i don't play gambits
I am 100 elo
did bro just dox his face
lololololoololol
Or maybe 200
Scotch haxo variation
hi im v
no
Who’s trying to play?
wuts a tornado trap
!welcome
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Yeah super fun
Can anyone help me with my twitter bot code in python
haxo gambit better
dw, you won't understand
i don't really play gambits ;-;
scotch gambit is goat
Looking to play somebody
But this gambit everyone in 800-1600 will take
@glossy radish ain’t you play the scotch
i suck at chess
what if i just don't play e4 tho
m2
Play me
sob ra8
dm
connect ur account
Umm no one plays Sicilian in 1k elo
lol thats painful to see how you missed a M1
no i dont
i'd like to introduce myself
@grim edge are you trying to play?
that other idiot (caelestia) does
i destroyed my puzzle elo in purpose
ra8, rb8, rxb8?
gn people
yes if the king was not moved in that image
you played scotch against me when we played
Then don’t at me
i played it at 800, still playing it at 900
are you ded or alive
speak for yourself next time
do you know the theory tho
i mean you can play anytime you want
63 i think
we were doing hand and brain with caelestia, i knew he knew the scotch
...??
what is hand and brain
There’s so many variations to remember it’s actually funny
just got called a cheater for a 72.9 accuracy
one player picks piece to move and other choose the move
me just play 5 rapid and 1 bullet
as brain, one person says a piece, and the hand, that person has to make a move iwth that piece
not my problem
i did bullet for fun
Just saying
so? still is possible
i got a 12 winstreak by spamming bullet
yeah i dont need to hear it thanks
oh okay.. pretty nice until one of them throws the game on purpose
cough not me
i have a 72 how tf am i a cheater
dude im saying its possible, it happens
Reee
oh my bad
bast simping? 👀
nö
why u have so many gifs of them bast
uh
🧢

dont lie bout it
:v
uh huh whatre you tryna show
I dont speak korean
im tryna learn the solo for defence of moscow but it too difficult 😭
💀
ur stupid thats not korean
huh what joke
nothing v
oh i thought you were talking bout the korean joke
can i swear here?
no
no
💀
its
italian
its chinese
yes yes typo mb
its gibberish
its american
no its england
your brothers have committed a crime, your argument is invalid
you searched the word 💀
you asked specifically YOU
why me, is it cause im indian?
that's a wild valid point
:(
yeah gl youre not bringing race into this

THE TRUCK FLIES UPWARD
AND THEN IT DOES A FLI
P, A BACK FLIP
AND THEN THE ITEMS FLY INTO THE AIR AND THE TRUCK CATCHES THEM
why can mods swear, and other people have sweared before who were entitled the same roles as me, but despite that fact, im unable to swear
rules apply for all members
Hi
stop arguing over some stupid argument, i dont have time to waste on people who dont common sense. tahnks
ah yes, people have sweared before bypassing the rules and you tell me that
hii
at this rate, rules are made to be broken
Hi v
yes, and there are consequences for those who do. stop whining and being a baby
hi mohit hru
I am good I no longer have fever 
Opponent plays this after h4, find the winning move :D
.
YOU HAD A FEVER??
im so sorry mohit
@trim cloak youre getting annoying mate
. ok
why does chess com dislike this move
your argument is invalid, just cut it off :/
Hi zel
fever??? noooooo
Hi mohit :)
Hello chat
I had fever for 4 days but I am kinda fine right now :)
my argument is very much valid, and i explained it. people who swear are punished, and there is proof of that
you r so hot these few days :)
if you want, swear, but dont blame me if you get punished
The move 2. Ke7 in the opening of a chess game, specifically in the sequence 1. e4 e5 2. Ke2 Ke7, is generally regarded as disadvantageous for several reasons. Firstly, it significantly compromises the safety of the king. In chess, protecting the king is a fundamental principle, especially in the opening phase. By voluntarily moving the king to e7, it exposes itself to potential threats and weakens its position. The king on e7 becomes vulnerable to various tactical possibilities, such as discovered attacks, checks, and pins, which can be exploited by the opponent's pieces. This lack of king safety can have long-lasting consequences throughout the game.
Yes haha
we're trying to keep this server pg-13 for young people like me
i ain’t reading allat
Not reading that, ChatGPT
i dont wanna see swear words constantly
How is chat doing tonight?
hi v
now if you dont mind me, i got better things to do than talk to people who arent properly educated
shit hehe
heyy hru 
im not properly educated
yeah i can tell
fine hbu?
shit i forgot sum
how much zaza did you smoke tday?
at this rate, you want to keep the argument going. and plus, sure your argument maybe a bit valid, but still don't see a reason in why mods in this server are so overprotective of us innocent little children.
tired thanks
a lot
Do you have a sample game of this exact play being refuted?
sorry i have dyslexia i cant read that
1v1ing my friend in mw2 rn
damn did you sleep badly again?
overslept
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have real-time access to databases or specific games. I can't provide you with a sample game featuring the exact play you mentioned (1. e4 e5 2. Ke2 Ke7) being refuted.
because this is a pg13 server and we want it to be a chill place
chatgpt has taken human form
Hey What mods did? 😅 they are too helpful
nice(?)
Well that's pretty lame of you
they dont understand that, better to educate those who wish to be smart
so glad no school today
I apologize if my previous response did not meet your expectations.
bing chilling
chessgpt
I accept your apology and I forgive you
a server can be chill with some curse words, if aggression is shown along then that is a clear warn/mute.
do it until u get it
i really wanna say sh*t but damn
shit
Was your account closed before?
shit
of course
shit
too much = tired asf
can i say f**k?
Hey Bast I'm back
thats what i said dude
that's why we don't put warnings and timeout for every small little misbehaviour
Who here used ChatGPT for homework?
but sleep more = better ?
questionable
sleeping is hard
so why can't i use swear words for humour :(((
no, makes me very tired
Bow to stop coughing
because you have no humour
Yeah, but it was my friend then, so I can’t connect it?
someone just saying 'ah shit I'm throwing my game' isn't threatening anyone
just drop on the ground duh
How*
but that's obvious
stop drop and roll 💀
bow to stop coughing
Maybe Ask Google :)
as a nerd, i agree
Ngl I stopped paying attention to thst after a while
Remind how it works?
shit i forgot to
Dm mods like @upbeat viper
hammer time
hi las
hi
no swearing!!! !!!!
Thanks a lot
L would u be my coach
yess!!! !!!
shit i forgot no swearing dammit
shit mb
I want to get better
hi
bruh this is shit fam
idk ill see how by end of week this week my last week of exam
Oh good luck

I am graduating soon 🎓
Also finishing my final course
Lucky me gets to do online school
fun
There is lot of channels to help you get better like #🧩〡daily-puzzle you can do puzzles there, #💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595 you can ask there anything related to improvement in chess!
Or #1040028251965358121 Lot of advice there
that's a no
i saw that
war reference -> not allowed
Blitzkrieg?
blitzkrieg is banned
actuall????
bruh
thats real
have you read the rules ?
I made it to 600 lets gooooo
it's litterally written
weird
i never read the rules of any server 😅
bast acting like hes on slowmode skull
too honest
Ik what it is lol
It's more so a why question than a what
knights
im dyslexic, sorry

OMG SPAM
hi
@iron spade
Spam 😱
against rules ig
How can I reconize a bad folding chess set
meow
what
BAST BREAKING THE RULES BANNN
i got nitro for saying meow 
I pinged server owner
no fking way bru
THANK GOODNESS

@upbeat viper
No evidence
ihy
Smooth
if i can't make war references, can i make soldier references who fought in wars?
No witness
uhm
payed him 10 diamonds
like yesterday
so deleting basically is useless
from who ill meow for it too
this server?
i think ull know and i dont think u want to
@upbeat viper ?
and i dont think he is giving anymore

no
bastto hewo
is it waht
omg this server is worse than lockdown
L, hes broke
I Mean
Not entirely
🤷♂️
sort of
knights
youre being silly
but bottle
it is relevant, alexander alekhine actually served in world war 1...
But factual
guys we cannot say kn*ghts it is a reference to knights that fought wars
but irrelevant
@digital phoenix is d6 a gud opening against d4?
ah the gc?
wars not related to chess unless you find some weird ways to link it
yeah idk why he decided to give me
It's a war strategy game
Nothing weird
screw him
he simps for me fr
let me dm him brb
..... its just chess pieces oswaldo calm down
mmmm realyy.... mmmm
war itself ranging from tribal to medieval to modern > strategy > chess
hi peoples
meow
Hello cat
Do I not seem calm?
hi cat
mewo zel
chess IS war
its just that youre saying chess is a war strategy game
i need to create new greetings
Nk :)
chess literally IS a battle
is 'melo' or 'helo' nice?
Zell did u delete the SS?
isnt every pvp game
ok im gonna stop noiw
Nah but it’s lost in images
Ahahahahahagagagahahahahahhahahahahah screw u i hate when u meow i hate it ahahah
meow
can i at least mention the treaty of versailles?
I will eat my pawn
meow
Btw I only say this just for the sake of saying it
I don't really care much of the inability to talk of war
meoww
meow
I mean it kinda is
Get the heck outa here
You are not cat haha
)): meow
pawn = battalion of 300-1000 soldiers, rook = elephants modern day, knights = jousting, bishops = religious leader, queen + king, idk
mow the lawn
meow
ok :(
Queen and king are queen and king
u r now a cat in disguise
reina y rey*
That's sed
hehe
If chess is a war strategy game then can I hang my king for killing all the pawns?
Oh
You've found a loophole
be like me everyone meow
meow
you can, but who would
me
Nooooooooooooiiiooooooooooooo Zell don't go
@rotund field
if you ruled the mongol empire, even azerbaijan is enough to beat you
Probably because I'm a cat
you copied heckers cat bruh
begula
@grim edge ITS YOU
Still, who wouldn't hang their king if they killed all the pawns
rat
incho i didnt know you could dance
Am I the only one with light mode?
why am i like that person when i lose, i have chance to learn and train and get stronger in chess, i just throw that chance and be negative
thx for another meme for my memes folder :)
also in light mode
bruh yall tryna blind urselfs
i use light mode when im using laptop in the sun
Good comrade
yes
you weirdo
when photons and physics ain't mathin
When I was new to discord I used light mod for 2 months :)
Wut
Yes but don't feel like an outcast
I be having it on for a while
why can't I stream in voice chat?
YOUR PURE EVIL
./trust
You're*
Try again I am sure you can
u need trusted
Shhhhh its 12:35 am at night and I dont feel like proof reading....so I'll blame it on my dislexia
new peaks
This is the Chess.com profile of doryetuosenbcakohn. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2230 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2232 (2232 peak)
Bullet: 2259 (2259 peak)
don't go, sharing your devotionn
This is the Chess.com profile of zelcat2. Take a look!
Name: Zel cat (zelcat2)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1820 (1820 peak)
Blitz: 1569 (1609 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (1706 peak)

Wells it 1:35 for me so I outrank you
15:37 here bois
rapid 1800 isn't bad
the blitz 💀
This is the Chess.com profile of shellygodd. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 450 (456 peak)
Blitz: 541 (541 peak)
blitz is a slight oof
still not too bad though
blitz might just be the worst thing ever created
1800 + that's too good! I remember when you was 1400 :)

I joined the server to boast getting to 1400 😭
zel was 1400 in the aquarix era
what's the aquarix era
lol
i miss aqua 
i was 1800 then
ik he said he quit chess but was there another reason
Zel... DID u leave the blunder gang 
He said he don't like chess now
actually I think I was wrose than 2000 when I joined
I started being active a few months after I joined
Used to be one of the most active members
real
before yall new ppl 🥱
He was a active member but maybe he used to hate me 
aqua is a noob gotham server person
is he in gothams server?
@rotund field zel why did u leave blunder gang >: (
idk back then he was way more active there
Hi
cant be part of a gang with British ppl 😿
i didnt even know who u were until u got mod
!welcome also hi
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Same
I wasn't a spammer that's why
and yk
excuses
@torpid lintel hi bro
speaking occasionnaly
is scipio a spammer
uh
bro i cant spell
no
no...
Beside British thing that really hurts man...that really hurts
idk if we can talk anymore 😔
also scipio is the only person in this whole server with more messages than me
if you know someone who does have that many accounts send me a DM
i always change usernames dw about it 😋
Pretty sure you're only allowed to have 2 accounts
Wait what can you do about that? Report them? 😅 just asking :)
It still hurts man we lost a member
bo o o wa er
just a username
ur the only one?
report them directly to the fair play team
Zel it's the only requirement
meow
Zelllll
Ohh that's nice! Haha
@serene pine
What are openings you can play as white against the caro
Thats me
fantasy
How are you
What's that
meh, hru
goldman
Idk why i they dont show up when u looks up blunder gang

this
I’m alright here u go have this
Wassup dude

wsg
how to get friend of the serwer role?
nah that shit has rabies
best
I have diabeties
most ive made was like 150 💀
Hallo
d4 Bc4 and dxc3 is +5
Don't do that zel 
Good then bad then really bad
typical blunder gang day
guess the eval btw
definitely a draw
its +2
Looks interesting
hi im v
hi im v
@olive sonnet
Fr the @rotund field the 3 member left 😭
w
watch daniel naroditskky's speedrun
What a blunder move
he plays the fantasy
:( are u actually upset about it
Lichess ones are harder
any one wanna 1v1 in chess\
not cools of him
!welcome
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a 1700 rated one literally was just me taking a rook
Easy: find the best move
Hi I'm b
Hey @supple imp , you are not welcome here! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way we can shame you for your shit rating! Read the damn rules here #〘📝〙rules before you break it. Then read #❓〡server-faq though I know you won't. Check #🔖〡roles to find out that just joined is for noobs! We hate having you here, deal with it.
hi! im v
Maybe...... 
h5?
@sterile plover english only
I don't think I have time for that
go back under your rock
Why?
rules
A 2200 rated cc puzzle gave me a m1
this is an international server
Hi
:( sorry i didnt think it was that much of an issue
hi
everyone must speak english to understand each other
I really didnt word ir righr but he was the og. He was the frist person I recruited

hihi
and also to not complicate the moderation
NOO
gato
MY MESSAGE 
Then why are we only allowed to speak English


because this is one of the most popular language
I should really go to bed
ask me a question
yea
Me
schleep
Them why don't we speak mandarin or Cantonese
Nah It good tho. I just joshing ya. I mean it's just my lively hood-
i dont have one
What will u get if u win the bronze league?
because there are very few chinese people playing chess
only 3 million chinese chess players
):
Reach the league above bronze
ur confusing me 
smurt
Wait wasn't chess invented in china ?
hi sci
Scipio
nop
I didn't even know we had statistics on that
scippyy hi
hi scipio
Hi v :)
Tbh then we should be speaking russian
Why are 1st 2nd 3rd rankings shown as they have won something
I mean your still part of it...ig...
Where was it invented then?
in china and other asian countries there's mostly the game of go
INDIA
uuh
More of them get you into the next league, no?
@old thistle I forgot I had a maths test today lol
Being a Gm in Russia be like
probably in greece ?
what.
if u really want ill change my username back again
or in india
Ig
Alright I got it
This happened to me before 
hi. im v. i like lollipops
Что?
If this is an international server, isn't it possible to communicate with another person in a general chat in a language that is understandable to these interlocutors. I'm sorry if I didn't make myself clear, I'm bad at English.
But how did it go Subniif?
I didn't do it yet
We can't moderate every language


