💬〡general-off-topic

[split horizon]

Bro I'm 10 left for 400 ELO

[nocturne chasm]

im at 126

[split horizon]

Should I bet it all or just keep practicing before trying that game?

[nocturne chasm]

bet it all

[upbeat viper]

depends on the position

[split horizon]

[wispy spindle]

deleted uh oh

[upbeat viper]

don't post nonsense

[nocturne chasm]

queenside because it gives extra sillyness

[upbeat viper]

kingside then

that's where 90% of the games bring me

[restive storm]

Depends on the opening

[primal shore]

It also gives you a weak pond

[nocturne chasm]

weak pond

what does that mean

[primal shore]

weak pond

Pond = pawn

[grim edge]

who wanna play

[rose thunder]

is 2000puzzle rating god for a 1000?

[grim edge]

who wanna play?

[upbeat viper]

lucy and v call pawns ponds

[nocturne chasm]

no

[upbeat viper]

why ? idk

but they are like this

[rose thunder]

can i ask what is then?

[primal shore]

I got v to start calling them ponds

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

who wanna play

[opaque apex]

you should call them Paul

[nocturne chasm]

3400

(im 147 rated)

[wispy spindle]

sorry 💔

[primal shore]

Bast ily

[wispy spindle]

past tense of base is actually based not bast

[upbeat viper]

/p

[wispy spindle]

but thanks

[rose thunder]

one of my friends is 1600 and hes 3000 🏀

[primal shore]

Bast make sure you do clan wars and if you do well I'll never put you in another clan war again (that's your preference right?)

[nocturne chasm]

i said 3400

[tawny flint]

hi guys

[primal shore]

Yes

[wispy spindle]

hello

[upbeat viper]

I'll fight in war dw

[upbeat viper]

old preferences from when I used to play yk

[viscid jacinth]

halfway done

[upbeat viper]

didn't change them since

I should tho'

[nocturne chasm]

is that you in your profile

[upbeat viper]

[wispy spindle]

you don’t get to see the joke

[primal shore]

I c I c

[wispy spindle]

i screenshotted the gif

[nimble niche]

3 digit elo people are bots programmed to play bad

[tawny flint]

yes that me

[viscid jacinth]

Sniped

[upbeat viper]

🆗

[nocturne chasm]

your hair looks like the mind flayer from stranger things

[tawny flint]

bro OTB is so hard. good luck

[opaque apex]

I mean you're not wrong

[strange skiff]

LMAO

[tawny flint]

thats the idea 😎

[primal shore]

Anitta

[viscid jacinth]

Oh surely

[rose thunder]

this game i used to play had clans and stuff, i want to get back into clan stuff

[viscid jacinth]

bye

[primal shore]

First clan war abt to happen 💪💪💪

[viscid jacinth]

coc or cr

[rose thunder]

gimme details

[tawny flint]

when do chess clan wars drop

[primal shore]

Not expecting it to go well- but hey who cares

[rose thunder]

fr

[primal shore]

Coc

[upbeat viper]

oof

[tawny flint]

you will do good

[primal shore]

Tryna join the cc CoC clan?

[upbeat viper]

HI aAniittta

[viscid jacinth]

WHAT I WANNA JOIN

[rose thunder]

nah br im stupid, thought u were talking about chess 💀 sorry no

[upbeat viper]

will you start playing clash of chess ?

[wispy spindle]

air conditioning broke. my house is 77*F rn

[tawny flint]

rip

[primal shore]

Bet

[viscid jacinth]

YESSSS

[viscid jacinth]

I am th 10

[wispy spindle]

you are 10?

[viscid jacinth]

town hall 10

[wispy spindle]

you filled your town hall with 10 year olds?

[tawny flint]

i got to 2000 on 5+3 then lost 3 matches xd

[split horizon]

Lmao Reached 400 ELO

By resignation 🥲

[tawny flint]

congrats!

[valid lava]

anyone playing?

[split horizon]

I want to cry

[tawny flint]

still good

[split horizon]

I won twice today because of resignation

[tawny flint]

i can play but only have lichess on my computer

i lost twice today cos of resignation

[primal shore]

Clash of chess

[steep viper]

Clash of clan on top

[primal shore]

Where the chess peices are coc troops

[upbeat viper]

no big font

[wispy spindle]

why we deleting big font

[normal hatch]

Barbs r pawns

[wispy spindle]

😭

[upbeat viper]

because it's spammy

-> not allowed

[primal shore]

Archer Queen is Queen barb King is king

[wispy spindle]

it’s slightly larger than normal

[steep viper]

Rate my base

[wispy spindle]

it’s basically just bold

[steep viper]

[upbeat viper]

that's the issue indeed

[primal shore]

Rooks are pekas

[steep viper]

Queen is the queen

[primal shore]

Bishops are wizards

[wispy spindle]

ngl i’m the main character so imma speak in bold now

[steep viper]

Shut up

[upbeat viper]

don't

[steep viper]

I mean

[wispy spindle]

why 😢

[steep viper]

Shut up, please

[wispy spindle]

meany head

[primal shore]

Go do that on the lichess server smh

[nimble niche]

Hello

[steep viper]

Ong

[wispy spindle]

no they’re so lame over there

[primal shore]

Tell them erick rosen told you to

Eric

Erick?

[nimble niche]

hey nerds

[wispy spindle]

it’s even tamer than here it gives me goose bumps

[primal shore]

shut up

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebobsquarepants-gif-9146238

[steep viper]

shut up

[wispy spindle]

pov: lichess discord user

[primal shore]

Pov: lichess mod

[last solstice]

hi

[nimble niche]

Lichess chat moderation is tougher lmao

[wispy spindle]

my house is still 77*F

[rustic ivy]

could someone give me their favorite song for a playlist

[wispy spindle]

it’s supposed to be 65*F

help

[steep viper]

La bicicleta

[split horizon]

Bro I have headache because of playing chess

[steep viper]

Best song you will ever hear

[split horizon]

The bicycle

[primal shore]

It's golden hour somewhere by lovejoy

[torpid lintel]

!welcome also read what bot say :)

[stable jungle]

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[rotund field]

Hi

[primal shore]

Warsaw by lovejoy

[wispy spindle]

fr how can u be tougher moderating than here

[split horizon]

1x1 by Bring Me The Horizon

[nimble niche]

Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley

[primal shore]

You lot ever been to warsaw? Amazing city

[rustic ivy]

will give it a listen

[restive storm]

some random person: hi
me:

[primal shore]

I like kraków better tho

[wispy spindle]

like i got warned for posting a manga panel

[rotund field]

1979 smashing pumpkins

[split horizon]

[opaque apex]

Srav3R- N3XTAGE

[steep viper]

You won’t regret it

[last solstice]

Hii, I just joined the server because im a starting chess player, I started a month ago

[rotund field]

welcome :)

[opaque apex]

hi Hatsune miku

[steep viper]

I just did ka8# or

[wispy spindle]

more of a corporate shill than levy

[twin moon]

Welcome! Best of luck! Be prepared to leave behind all forms of social life at the entrance as you begin your journey

[steep viper]

Chess is nuts

[split horizon]

My lore talking to people if it were chess

12 blunders 20 misses 8 mistakes

[last solstice]

LMAO

[wispy spindle]

their name is hatsune miku

[steep viper]

Me when I’m talking with your mom

[opaque apex]

Who is Hatsune Mike?

[last solstice]

Mitski. like the artist💀

[rose thunder]

whats ur rating rn?

[torpid lintel]

Hey welcome! Make sure to connect type /connect look here #❓〡server-faq so you can get full access of this server and we can help you improve! for example #🧩〡daily-puzzle you can do puzzles there, #💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595 you can ask there anything related to improvement in chess!

[split horizon]

Me talking to her

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[wispy spindle]

me when she’s ordering from you at the drive-thru (you’re the billboard with the menu on it)

[twin moon]

Me talking to a rock like a person

[last solstice]

On rapid only about 400, i started a month ago and didnt even know how the peices moved😭

[wispy spindle]

me talking to a person like a rock

[torpid lintel]

You will improve :)

[twin moon]

Don’t worry, that area is the relative majority of players. Just take your time and have fun with it :).

[restive storm]

wht the hell is this💀

[rose thunder]

you shuld stay on rapid for a while, its very good for learning and getting better if you want to do that

[torpid lintel]

So you know how piece move now?

[wispy spindle]

shrimp fried rice

[restive storm]

"So you want to learn chess?"

[nimble niche]

How does the knight move again? I forgot

[rose thunder]

L shape

[last solstice]

thank you, do people in the server do things such as play chess in the park in the activities and such?

[high seal]

Hello

[restive storm]

sometimes

[rose thunder]

shid

[split horizon]

Bro I have no chances

I'm a coder, I play chess and I'm in engineering

[last solstice]

well yeah

[split horizon]

And you want me to have social life?

[high seal]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gojo-gif-25139184

[torpid lintel]

Okay noted!

[rose thunder]

bye

[twin moon]

Hey dead

[split horizon]

[restive storm]

wait what💀

[high seal]

Adios

[steep viper]

Bug stick in my head

[split horizon]

Hasta luego!

[high seal]

Waddup

[nimble niche]

I still don't know how the knight moves

[torpid lintel]

Nice now learn piece value, opening principle

[torpid lintel]

xD

[steep viper]

They move up and down

[rustic ivy]

I can't understand the lyrics 🔥

[nimble niche]

In a W shape?

[high seal]

L ( no pun intended)

[torpid lintel]

Also right now I have fever

[restive storm]

also learn how to checkmate with two major pieces, with queen+king and with rook+king

[steep viper]

In a C shape

[nimble niche]

so like a W?

[steep viper]

Oh you speak English

[restive storm]

because if you don't know how to do that you can't win king and pawn endgames which are common

[steep viper]

Then try el jardinero

[high seal]

https://tenor.com/view/slander-gif-19636970

[nimble niche]

I only know wayward queen

[torpid lintel]

Lol

[nimble niche]

I don't know any other openings

[steep viper]

Me when I just poop

[high seal]

Me after great dump

[rustic ivy]

im going to make a playlist of just song recommendations

[nimble niche]

Wayward queen is working so I guess it's fine

[wooden aspen]

78

[split horizon]

Guys. I learned to think because of chess

[steep viper]

My favorite number is red

[twin moon]

I will refer you to a 20 part series on piece relations for advanced players and make you suffer. Gotta throw them into the deep end lmao

Nah but Srs best of luck

[high seal]

https://tenor.com/view/slander-gif-21403642

[steep viper]

Chess sucks

[twin moon]

Hanako is one of the best mangas easily

[steep viper]

But checkers >

[twin moon]

Nvm

[high seal]

Very much pay to win

[twin moon]

Checkers been real quite since chess walked in 💀

[nimble niche]

I agree

[grim edge]

Shogi is better

[steep viper]

My toe is better

[nimble niche]

I agree

[high seal]

Ok bye

[nimble niche]

Chess sucks

[high seal]

Have fun ya all

[high seal]

Waiting for chess 2 to release

[nimble niche]

The only opening I know is wayward queen

[nimble niche]

Hasn't it released already?

[twin moon]

Yea, you too!

[steep viper]

Try king gambit

[dense turtle]

good morning

[steep viper]

Best opening

[twin moon]

They made a mistake making too much content for chess 1

[grim edge]

Dinner: Half pound bag of ice cream toppings and water Done

[rose thunder]

grob opening

[dense turtle]

wtf

[twin moon]

There are more possible games than atoms in the universe

[nimble niche]

Too much theory, wayward queen is good enough

[dense turtle]

is this what americans eat for dinner

[high seal]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-23215106

[rustic ivy]

its not bad 🔥

[grim edge]

Bullshit

[twin moon]

Well, positions maybe

But I’m not kidding

[split horizon]

I want to play against him

[rotund field]

Its different

[high seal]

Mr blak

[rustic ivy]

its kinda slow

[high seal]

Idk

[torpid lintel]

You

[rose thunder]

black

[rotund field]

its 90s era of music

[grim edge]

Nuh uh, there's only 10⁴⁰ possible positions in chess and there are 10¹⁷⁰ atoms

good morning

[twin moon]

That number is assuming legal positions

[nimble niche]

I can never get into a good position though

[grim edge]

"Including illegal move"

[twin moon]

If you count illegal positions, then there are more possible positions

But yes, you are correct in terms of legal moves

[rotund field]

💀💀💀💀

[rose thunder]

black

[grim edge]

You are getting this from an unreliable source there are more then 10 to the power of 170 amount of atoms in the universe

[rustic ivy]

anyone else have a good song?

[last solstice]

Knight a7

[rotund field]

Black would win if they had a brain

[last solstice]

?

[split horizon]

5sos no shame

[rotund field]

😭😭

[twin moon]

Most sources I find show 10^78 to 10^82 atoms

[last solstice]

Idk😭

[rotund field]

Its m1

[grim edge]

And those sources are bullshit

[twin moon]

Still more than the 10^40 assuming reliable moves

[rustic ivy]

k ill try it

[last solstice]

Oh.

[twin moon]

Also look up Shannon’s number by a real mathematician 💀

[last solstice]

Bro😭

[rose thunder]

i told ya black would win, im so smart

[grim edge]

I AM NOT BELUEVING THERE ARE MORE POSITIONS IN CHESS THAN ATOMS PLEASE

[grim edge]

They win the lost

[opaque apex]

Camellia - First Town of This Journey

[twin moon]

Are you taking into account illegal moves?

[spiral badger]

Only atoms in observable universe cause we don’t know how big the actual universe is

[twin moon]

1. a1 a2 a3 a4 a5 a6 a7 a8 b1 b2 b3 b4 b5 b6

And so on, that is technically a position although illegal

And you can do that for any number of positions

[grim edge]

It's 22 or 24

24 possible starting moves

[twin moon]

You are taking into account only legal moves, that’s why you don’t understand

I mean, moving all those pawns at the same time in one consecutive turn as one position

[spiral badger]

Beat a 1500 last game also got this brilliant

[twin moon]

Granted it would only show the end result if we are talking positions, but still

[twin moon]

Nice man! Keep it up!

[spiral badger]

Thank you

[rose thunder]

whats ur rating

[grim edge]

What's the person in ur pfp

[ornate ivy]

[spiral badger]

I reached 1448 rapid today

[twin moon]

Ah, I’m not sure honestly. My partner just wanted to match so I agreed

[split horizon]

Looks like a Pokemon

[rose thunder]

i wish i was 1400, im only 1000 💀

[twin moon]

And this was the thing she got

[split horizon]

I'm 400 bro

[grim edge]

Be happy, im 600

[split horizon]

Be grateful for where you're

[twin moon]

You will get there eventually! Just study study study!

[grim edge]

💀

[split horizon]

Practice

[spiral badger]

It took me 6 months to go from 1000 to 1400 so I think you can make it

[rose thunder]

if i get to 2000 in puzzles im going straight to 1200

[twin moon]

Practicing games alone only gets you so far in my opinion, taking in new ideas and principles will allow you to gain new ideas and improve your play

[rustic ivy]

I wouldn't listen to it but it's ok 🔥

[rose thunder]

took me 6 months to get to 0 to 1000

[split horizon]

My musical tastes are all over to place but ty

[rustic ivy]

adding this on next 🔥

[neat sable]

let’s pkay

[spiral badger]

I’m 2053 in puzzle but I don’t try them much because they are so annoying at times

[rose thunder]

FRRRR some puzzles make no sense sometimes, so annoying

ive been doing puzzles everyday

[twin moon]

Also @grim edge, how is my source unreliable?

Or how can you tell?

[spiral badger]

Well I got diamond so I guess I’ll do some everyday for this month

[twin moon]

https://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/stories/which-greater-number-of-atoms-universe-or-number-of-chess-moves#:~:text=This is the Shannon Number,dramatically to 1040 moves.

[grim edge]

The dot com

[twin moon]

It’s .org.uk

[grim edge]

.UK????

[twin moon]

Mhm

[grim edge]

THE TEA DRINK8NF ADDICTS?

[twin moon]

Yep

The tea drinking addicts

[grim edge]

Unreliable

[twin moon]

I’m not going to keep debating this if you are going to be stubborn, have a good day

[wide cove]

makes no sense to compare illegal chess positions since they arent possible

[twin moon]

But they exist

[wide cove]

no they don't

not in any game ever playeed

[twin moon]

It’s a position, not a position reached from a game

[rose thunder]

then what WOULD be illegal?

[wide cove]

huh

its a position that cannot happen in chess

[rose thunder]

its a position.

[wide cove]

unreachable it might as well be saying i put my queen on the i file

[rose thunder]

that actually doesnt exist

[wide cove]

yeah bro its a position Qa9

[twin moon]

Well we aren’t even talking about things like that

But things like 1. a8

[wide cove]

you are talking about something that cannot happen in chess

[twin moon]

Those kinds of illegal moves that stack up

[spiral badger]

@rose thunder try solve this puzzle I solved

[wide cove]

obviously

[rose thunder]

why tf are u adding squares

[wide cove]

thats why the number is big

[rose thunder]

were not adding squares

[rustic ivy]

straight up goofy but still slaps 🔥

[wide cove]

since ur comparing illegal positions might as well add some too

[normal hatch]

ez

[spiral badger]

So what’s the first move?

[twin moon]

@rose thunder, thanks 💀

[normal hatch]

Nd4

[spiral badger]

Correct then queen goes to d3 what’s next best move

[normal hatch]

Qxc3

[rustic ivy]

any more songs to try?

[spiral badger]

You got it

[normal hatch]

Tf is this

[spiral badger]

It’s just a fork after

[rose thunder]

Nd4, Qg3, Ne2+?

idk

flatout guessing

oh Qd3

[spiral badger]

Knight d4 is correct

[wide cove]

free knight

[timid stratus]

Checkmate with a piece in jail lol

[rose thunder]

stfu

ims solvniog

[tepid spoke]

D4 Qxc3 Ne2

[wide cove]

solving what?

[spiral badger]

What else the puzzle

[rose thunder]

Qxc3, Qxc3, Ne2+

[wide cove]

bruh there only one move to make left

[spiral badger]

Yeah that’s correct

[twin moon]

I found the first move 🥲

I’m too stupid to find the rest hahaha

[rose thunder]

dang

[last solstice]

cant you just trade the queen for the knight, then fork?

[twin moon]

Well I didn’t even “find it”, I just considered it

[normal hatch]

What Piece them is this?

[timid stratus]

Ocean

[spiral badger]

Isn’t that the puzzle solution

[hybrid crown]

just won 3rd place at a chess tournament!!

[normal hatch]

Aight guys. Solve this one WTM

[rose thunder]

cool

[hybrid crown]

i got $1300😎

[rose thunder]

YO

IM JOINING THIS NEXT TOURNAMENT BRUH

IDEC IF IM BAD 💀

[last solstice]

idk, thats what i saw, im not great w coordinates so i js say things like trade and fork

[hybrid crown]

if yall live in la yall should join

its 20k prize pool and everyones elo is sub 1300

[rose thunder]

MOM IM GOING TO LA

[hybrid crown]

they have one next winter lol

only 75 ppl competed

[rose thunder]

garry kasparov

[thin vine]

Wtf lmao

[rose thunder]

yeah man its over

[primal shore]

Nh6+ and after you trade some Knights for a rook and pond you fork on b3 or smt???

[tawdry sluice]

[wide cove]

doesnt knight protect the trade

[primal shore]

...eh?

[normal hatch]

Nope. Hint: || Its Mate ||

[wide cove]

black knigiht defend pawn to fork

[tawdry sluice]

nh6#

[primal shore]

Oh wait there's a Knight there

[wide cove]

yes

[primal shore]

Why the honk is there a Knight there

[tawdry sluice]

[normal hatch]

no. Not even mate

[rose thunder]

Nf6+, Kh8, Ng6+, hxg6, Qh3#?

[normal hatch]

Howd the knight move to g6 two times

[rose thunder]

oh wait

[wide cove]

you mean nh6?

[rose thunder]

i fixed it

[normal hatch]

Nope. Got the first move tho

[tepid spoke]

Nf6, kh8, ng6, pxn, qh3 mate

[tawdry sluice]

nh6 kh8 qf7#

[primal shore]

There's no way there's a mate, I might be slightly drunk and very tired but surely there's no mate

[tawdry sluice]

I'm bing but next level

[rose thunder]

no way, it has to be that

[normal hatch]

Waat

[tepid spoke]

Im just guessing

[rose thunder]

u copied me lol

[normal hatch]

No

[tepid spoke]

I dint even see ur guess

[primal shore]

Making fun of dead people isn't funny

Grow up

[tepid spoke]

What part of mine was right

[tawdry sluice]

23 february

[rose thunder]

you nasty mf 🗿

[tawdry sluice]

23 february

[normal hatch]

Nf6

[versed lily]

im finally back to 800 ;-;

[rose thunder]

i said Nf6 how is it not the sequence i mentioned

only legel move after Nf6 has to be Kh8 i think

[torpid lintel]

That's good!

[rose thunder]

if i remember

the G pawn is pinned and u cant take the knight

[wide cove]

is it Queen to h file

[tawdry sluice]

guess this date(supreme hard)
23 february

[wide cove]

then sac into pawn and rook check or something

[tepid spoke]

Yeah then ng6 then pawn takes but I cant find the mate

[wide cove]

i think thats the only logical one

[vapid cosmos]

I took a break from chess for like 2 weeks...
When i played again, this happened

[normal hatch]

Its M4

[wide cove]

am i right

[tawdry sluice]

sameee

[primal shore]

No ducking way

Am I that drunk

[normal hatch]

What did u say?

[wide cove]

q to h file

[tawdry sluice]

🔥🔥

[rose thunder]

I WAS RIGHT OMG

[normal hatch]

nope

[normal hatch]

First move atleast

[rose thunder]

bro this puzzle is cursed

[normal hatch]

Second move is a very nice move

Repost: WTM

[somber dagger]

bro 💀💀

one move away from mate and lets 5 MINUTES OF HIS TIME run out

[normal hatch]

Roblox chess🥶

[somber dagger]

sore loser bro

[primal shore]

Is it a queen or Knight sac or smt??

[rose thunder]

its M4 for white, yes?

[normal hatch]

U sure U want me to tell u that?

[normal hatch]

Correct

[rose thunder]

dude

[primal shore]

Yes smh

[rose thunder]

i legit posted a M4 sequence

(i think)

[normal hatch]

|| Its a queen Sac ||

[normal hatch]

Not forced

[rose thunder]

well im pretty sure i found the bonehead way of doing it

[primal shore]

That's stupid then

Only stockfish would find that in a game 🥱🥱

Or sober luky 💀💀

[normal hatch]

[rose thunder]

the sequence i posted works, and its forced

[somber dagger]

Nxf7+, kh8, Kg6+, Hxg6, Qh3/4#?

or am I dumb 💀

[primal shore]

Mxf7 ☠️☠️

[rose thunder]

M?

[normal hatch]

Black takes the g6 knight with the f pawn

[somber dagger]

shut up it was a typo 😭

[primal shore]

Hxg6☠️☠️

[slate fractal]

hi

[brazen smelt]

hows it going chat

[somber dagger]

just say im dumb godDAMN

[normal hatch]

What about fxg6?

[rose thunder]

ITS PINNED YOU NERD !!

i swear its pinned

[somber dagger]

oh

[normal hatch]

What?

Its not pinned

[somber dagger]

yeah nvm im dumb 💀 please keep m4 puzzles away from me

[ember stag]

i learnt how to write properly yesterday

i used to use the capital e for the small e

but now my handwriting looks so beautiful with the correct letters

[somber dagger]

so whats the moves

[rose thunder]

i might as well hop off

[normal hatch]

Do yall want the answers now

[rose thunder]

yes

[somber dagger]

yes pls

[slate fractal]

mate???

[grim edge]

my password is stego123 😎

[normal hatch]

|| Nf6+, Kh8, Qg6 ||

[normal hatch]

Yes

[normal hatch]

I trust yall can finish it from that

[rose thunder]

send pic of position

[somber dagger]

yes

[upbeat viper]

chill out

[slate fractal]

he can take back right

w the pawn

or am i jus dumb

[somber dagger]

t

[vapid cosmos]

Did u guys liked 1. e4?

[rigid cloak]

.

[brazen smelt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1112976523692081162/221D146D-B0E6-435F-B8C2-DA65C45004AD.gif

[rose thunder]

hxg6?

[somber dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerdy-nerds-nerd-emoji-gif-25380417

[normal hatch]

Yes

[vapid cosmos]

BAHAHAHA

[brazen smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-23745334

[normal hatch]

Rh3#

[slate fractal]

so how it it mate

[somber dagger]

if hxg6 Rh3# and if fxg6 then Nxg6+ hxg6 Rh3#

???

[normal hatch]

Correct

[somber dagger]

OH MY LORD

[normal hatch]

Rh3 ends it all

[somber dagger]

I KNEW 1028 ELO ON ROBLOX WASNT WRONG 💪💪

[tepid spoke]

Oooohhh that was a hard puzzle

[rose thunder]

Nf6+, Kh8, Qg6, fxg6, Nxg6+, hxg6 Rh3#

[somber dagger]

yea needed the queen sac reveal lmao

[normal hatch]

Yeah. Its prob my favorite one

[somber dagger]

oooo send more

[slate fractal]

tricky but beautiful

[normal hatch]

Im short on puzzles rn

Dont have any good ones

[somber dagger]

was this a custom puzzle or lichess puzzle

[normal hatch]

Lc

Aight. Found a decent one. WTM

Save the game

Godamnit. The setup is shit

[latent pebble]

it's winning like no matter what bro

[normal hatch]

Its winning

[tepid spoke]

Went with the easy one but I calculated and it was stalemate

[normal hatch]

Dont matter. Black should resing

[normal hatch]

Its a tricky one

Is that supposed to be a pride board

[native torrent]

I hate that upper left corner of the board

[somber dagger]

that ain't pride that's scared 💀

[tepid spoke]

Uh, kxe6, pawn promotes, then whichever it eats, theres m1 with either rd8 or rf8

[somber dagger]

play for mate?

[sick zephyr]

whats wrong with chess.com site??

[cold gorge]

"foxxo" lmfao

[grim edge]

kxe6, exd1=q, rf8#

[normal hatch]

e1=Q and its stalemate lol

[tepid spoke]

Zam

[normal hatch]

Its not forced mate. But the endgame leaves u with a guaranteed win

[grim edge]

this is correct no?

oh wait

[normal hatch]

e1=Q.

[grim edge]

yes

[cobalt basin]

no, he promotes on the e-file and it's stalemate

[grim edge]

why do you think i said “oh wait”

[cobalt basin]

didn't see that

[somber dagger]

give us a hijt

whats the key move

[normal hatch]

1st move is a +

[cold gorge]

if I can solve a 2000 rated puzzle what does that put my estimated elo at

[normal hatch]

Check

[normal hatch]

Meh. Doesnt say much

[cold gorge]

that sucks

was hoping it would be cool

[somber dagger]

Rd8+ ?

[cobalt basin]

can't estimate elo off puzzle rating

[somber dagger]

first move?

[cold gorge]

ah

[normal hatch]

U See…I forgot thats the only check

Yes its correct Rd8

[rose thunder]

do u have to have perms to post pics of puzzles and stuff

[cobalt basin]

kf7 and its likely a draw

[native torrent]

Yes

[rose thunder]

what do i need

[normal hatch]

Nope. U need trusted

[native torrent]

Trusted

[rose thunder]

how to get

[normal hatch]

Theres requirements

Look at pins

[rose thunder]

ah

[normal hatch]

Not a draw

[rose thunder]

its in the message, need to be in the server for a week and talk for 5 different days

that sucks

[cobalt basin]

whats the move after kf7, maybe i'm just nit seeing it

[normal hatch]

Kxf7 is +53.1

[native torrent]

That's how we prevent bots from spamming NSFW images here

[cobalt basin]

whats the follow up though?

[native torrent]

Server links are still usable for them tho

[cobalt basin]

i can't see it

[normal hatch]

Puzzle spoiler : || Rd8+, Kxe7, Re1 ||

Repost WTM

[cobalt basin]

and after kxe7 then what?

[normal hatch]

|| Rd8+, Kxe7, Re1 ||

What do u think black plays after || Re1 ||

[somber dagger]

its pretty much winning since we trade rooks and win a pawn

[cobalt basin]

i still only see a draw in the board after something like re3,

pawn is still defended and whites room on the 8th rank hangs

[somber dagger]

after Re1 black plays Rxd8 and we play Kxe6?

[normal hatch]

Rd2. From white. The pawn falls and ur winning

[somber dagger]

and win the pawn?

[cinder sluice]

Hello peopleee I slept for 6 hours and im most likely gonna fall asleep in school

[normal hatch]

How does black play Rxd8

[mighty remnant]

hello chat

[somber dagger]

I meant Kxd8

L keyboard

[cobalt basin]

wait which rook goes to d4, the 1st rank rook is in e1 and the 2nd was of f8

[grim edge]

He utilize magic

[mighty remnant]

rook protected by pawn

[rose thunder]

i was gonna send u a puzzle eariler, can i dm it to u

[normal hatch]

Sure

[mighty remnant]

also if you mean after re1
you can take black's rook

and it's an equal trade

but you have an extra rook to checkmate

[somber dagger]

king took the pawn after rd8+

[mighty remnant]

yup

but after king takes rook
white's king can also take rook

[somber dagger]

yea its winning

[normal hatch]

Black doesn’t have to take d8

[somber dagger]

dammit

do I have to find a series of forced moves or a zugzwang?

[ornate ivy]

lol

[normal hatch]

Black response ro Re1 is rf6 followed by Rf8

Whats whites move

[mighty remnant]

help i need some way to get my win rate for black close to my win rate with white

[clever otter]

Yo

[mighty remnant]

currently 16% difference

[cold gorge]

why

[mighty remnant]

🙃

[normal hatch]

Black plays Rf8. WTM

[grim edge]

rd8+, kf7, rf8+, kg7, kxe6 and ur just winning

[queen cipher]

Tell me it's not the person with unos turn

Lol

[grim edge]

And it was his last Uno game forever

[wispy spindle]

pablo is going down

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-spin-in-chair-spinny-gif-20502487

[cobalt basin]

your repetoire with black is probably lacking

[crystal jewel]

hi

[lethal lotus]

Anyone else here analyze adolf anderssens immortal game ?🤓🤓🤓

[normal hatch]

Rf8 hangs a rook and Kg7 is Illegal

[wispy spindle]

play more games

then your white win rate will go down to 50%

👍

[mighty remnant]

yup
probably because i changed my opening some while ago

[grim edge]

it’s protected by the pawn?

[wispy spindle]

adolf????? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[mighty remnant]

changed from e5/d5 -> g6

[cobalt basin]

like opening variations and knowledge of the openings that you play

[wispy spindle]

yeah no one cares + ur trash + u play trash

[normal hatch]

Black king took the pawn on e7. Its gone

[lethal lotus]

😂

[grim edge]

“kf7”

[mighty remnant]

btw what does based mean

[normal hatch]

Oh why Would black go Kf7

[wispy spindle]

not acidic

[mighty remnant]

so basically means ded?

[wispy spindle]

wtf

[mighty remnant]

ded kitten

[normal hatch]

Black would take the free pawn on e7 after Rd8

[wispy spindle]

can you read

[cobalt basin]

just means you agree

[wispy spindle]

what part of “not acidic” is “dead”

on deez nuts

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mighty remnant]

it indeed does

:D

oh well my skill issue

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-shot-nutcracker-gif-24869806

no kids?

[wispy spindle]

i got hired next saturday
For getting fired
For retirjing
In about a month

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stove-cooking-tendies-snapsauce-gif-15647429

[grim edge]

i love leaving my stove on

[swift panther]

NOOO I MISSED EN PASSENT

[muted stirrup]

Bro got that pencil head looking ass beard 💀💀💀

[normal hatch]

This should be easier. Find whites move

[grim edge]

i guess the poster was more of a leftist

[normal hatch]

Unforgivable mistake

[muted stirrup]

Idk

[normal hatch]

[lament jacinth]

Huhihi

[muted stirrup]

Bro turned into Mr Krabs 💀💀💀

[wispy spindle]

Rd1

[cold gorge]

how is this not a draw

[cobalt basin]

it is

[lament jacinth]

100 elo gang? 💪🏽

[wispy spindle]

Rd1 duh

[normal hatch]

Bravo. U got it correct

[lethal lotus]

Nah im 25 elo 😎

[hardy ermine]

hello

[cold gorge]

lol

[cold gorge]

I thought so he said wtm

not wtd

[radiant herald]

Re2?

[dark rock]

this is where i got my new pfp

[cold gorge]

that was my guess

[lethal lotus]

Ur mom fat 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[muted stirrup]

Mmmm cough syrup

[normal hatch]

Kxd8 and its a draw

[radiant herald]

Your bio funny asf

[wispy spindle]

fr

be based like me r8d1

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-lean-i-love-lean-meme-broly-dragon-ball-super-dragon-ball-super-broly-gif-24908426

[lament jacinth]

100 ELO AND BELOW GANG WHERE ARE U 💪🏽

[normal hatch]

What abt 200s

[hardy ermine]

IM RIGHT HERE

[lament jacinth]

YESSSSSS

[hardy ermine]

/w

[wispy spindle]

Playin roblox

For 2 hours????

[lament jacinth]

GET ON OUR LEVEL

[hardy ermine]

have u not heard roblox has a game for chess

also i dont touch grass so

[wispy spindle]

Ur playing chess on roblox

[lethal lotus]

My great grandfather is making me toast in the back of a 1930 style rv and we are driving up to South Korea for the evening

[hardy ermine]

mhm

[wispy spindle]

I feel physically ill

[austere prism]

im HERE

[lament jacinth]

YESSSSSS

[hardy ermine]

then join 100 elo gang

[austere prism]

what da

lol

[lament jacinth]

Lose atleast 26 of your fide elo to be accepted 🙄

[wispy spindle]

Me when i

[muted stirrup]

The hunting season gonna be wild

[hardy ermine]

if i play a good game against nelson will u accept me to 200 elo gang

[cold gorge]

does anyone know chess.com uscf conversions

[grim edge]

there is no real conversion

[wispy spindle]

there is none

[cold gorge]

dang

[hardy ermine]

IMMA PLAY HIM RN AND TELL U RESULTS AR END

[wispy spindle]

cc is legit meaningless

[torpid sandal]

hi does anybody wanna play a game

[real lark]

a b c d e f g h
8 ♖ ♘ ♗ ♕ ♔ ♗ ♘ ♖
7 ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙
6 · · · · · · · ·
5 · · · · · · · ·
4 · · · · · · · ·
3 · · · · · · · ·
2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟
1 ♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♝ ♞ ♜

[lament jacinth]

Anyone from the 100 elo gang wanna 1v1 me

[cold gorge]

so what is not meaningless

[wispy spindle]

damn black men are always so big

i mean what

[lethal lotus]

Ngl but i dont like ur theme

[real lark]

8 ♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♝ ♞ ♜
7 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟
6 ♙ ♙ ♗ ♙ ♙ ♙
5 ♙ ♙ ♖ ♟
4 ♗ ♖ ♙ ♙
3 ♙ ♘ ♗
2 ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙
1 ♖ ♘ ♗ ♕ ♔ ♗ ♘ ♖
a b c d e f g h
White to move and checkmate in two moves.

Can you figure out the solution?

[wispy spindle]

wait why are white’s pawns black

[grim edge]

i’m 102 elo

[lament jacinth]

Wow what does it feel like to be so good at chess

[wispy spindle]

whynarewhjte”# pawns black

jajaja

[grim edge]

i’m basically magnus

[lethal lotus]

Only real ones are >100

[grim edge]

Theres something wrong with this game💀

[real lark]

I tried

[lament jacinth]

YES

[wispy spindle]

you feel like you’re a little better than someone who is new

[wispy spindle]

bro what

[ornate ivy]

Sure

[lament jacinth]

uh

[real lark]

I'm 1400 elo

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-show-you-showing-you-magic-balls-balls-look-gif-17245805

[cold gorge]

lmao

[mighty remnant]

me room temp elo :D

[lament jacinth]

Im gonna get embarrassed but ok 😭

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ihor-ihor-dusaniwsky-crystal-ball-gif-26356465

[ornate ivy]

Nah it’s ok I’m farming cheaters rn

[wispy spindle]

how tf is that relevant what

[lethal lotus]

Ur on that cheater grind

[ornate ivy]

ong

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-death-spongebob-cecil-monster-gif-23863049

[lament jacinth]

Free elo is free elo

[real lark]

Bro got the Nokia

[lethal lotus]

Send 50,000 for -500 elo

[grim edge]

are you trying to make a death ray

[lament jacinth]

Anyone wanna 1v1 idc about ur elo

[lethal lotus]

I wonder if that phone has a flashlight 🧐

[wispy spindle]

I am the heat of the sun incarnate

[shadow warren]

the fog is coming

[wispy spindle]

I will pierce my enemies like a ray of light

[glossy radish]

hi

[lament jacinth]

HIHIHIHI

[glossy radish]

hi liya

[lament jacinth]

HIHIHIHIHIIOIHIHIHIHHIOHUIHIH

[glossy radish]

HI

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/blind-spongebob-blinded-myeyes-sizzle-gif-4692090

[muted stirrup]

RAHHHHHH

[lethal lotus]

🥶

[lament jacinth]

RAHHHHHH

[glossy radish]

RAHHHH MERICA 🦅

[lament jacinth]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/light-moon-dancing-bright-gif-16638518

[grim edge]

fork that results in a damaged position

[glossy radish]

[lament jacinth]

ra- h

[muted stirrup]

They moves the rook to d1

But i still won the game

[grim edge]

then you take their bishop

[glossy radish]

@lament jacinth 😻

[tepid breach]

@glossy radish

[muted stirrup]

Which i did

Not

[wispy spindle]

nah we go Ne5

[muted stirrup]

I took the bishop on like

[grim edge]

this results in +3 material either way

[wispy spindle]

D4 i mean

[muted stirrup]

No actually what

[lament jacinth]

😻😻 @glossy radish

[muted stirrup]

Hold on lemme pull up the game

[lethal lotus]

Is the mysterious mythical mythtorious opening jobava London actually good?

[glossy radish]

hey hru

[muted stirrup]

What did i play

[wispy spindle]

No i refuted it

[shadow warren]

the rapture is coming

[glossy radish]

hihi hru

[wispy spindle]

Ok

Repost it coward

[muted stirrup]

Wait i actually played knight to D4 lmfao

[lethal lotus]

Ok i wont ever touch it 👍

[grim edge]

you’re kidding right

[boreal snow]

Tf is even that

[wispy spindle]

I will dip my balls in strong H2SO4 1.0M as much as I want

[muted stirrup]

No

[wispy spindle]

it’s what I said bro

[grim edge]

was the knight to d4 a missed win

[lethal lotus]

Ur iq is to small to comprehend 💀

[wispy spindle]

Nd4 makes the most sense

[muted stirrup]

Nah

[wispy spindle]

Nd4 is best brother

[tepid breach]

Good you?

[glossy radish]

tired thank you

[tepid breach]

How much should I pay anitta to let me have her job?

[grim edge]

i was thinking of a tactic to win a bishop on the last rows

[tepid spoke]

True, cuz u cant trade a good knight with a bad bishop

[glossy radish]

however much you are worth

[grim edge]

if Rd1 take the bishop with your rook

[tepid breach]

$5

[boreal snow]

Your iq is equal to room temperature 💀

[muted stirrup]

I cannot take the bishop on a2 because it's protected

[wispy spindle]

my 2100 rated eyes see all 😳

[glossy radish]

thought so, should work

[tepid breach]

Yeah

[muted stirrup]

If i take the undeveloped bishop with a active knight then that would be a bad trade

[tepid spoke]

Yepp

[muted stirrup]

That kitten will go well with my ham sandwich

[tepid breach]

Tactical Kitty

[wispy spindle]

You will go well with federal prison

[lethal lotus]

Cajun style

[muted stirrup]

I'm already in a federal prison

[boreal snow]

Oldest comeback i ever seen, y'all couldn't think about something else?💀

[wispy spindle]

And I’m already in your mo

[muted stirrup]

Because of all the stupid ass blunders i did in 100 elo

[clever gust]

Who is y'all? 💀

[muted stirrup]

Nahhh 💀💀💀

[tepid spoke]

[wispy spindle]

bro the comeback almanac

[normal hatch]

[boreal snow]

[lethal lotus]

Eat your chair

[clever gust]

Bro is just joined

[boreal snow]

Bro ran out of ideas 💀

[lusty barn]

bro just joined and already causing chaos

[lethal lotus]

🤓🥸🤪🎅🏿

[wispy spindle]

ayo why he—

[still apex]

diversity

[lethal lotus]

Bozo mcfrozo trying throw hands💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

He is here since february

[tepid spoke]

Hood santa

[boreal snow]

I've been here for months

[glossy radish]

yikes that guys back

[still apex]

hi v

[wispy spindle]

i was actually talking about the man in disguise 🥸

[mighty remnant]

hi v

[glossy radish]

hi hysteria

[still apex]

me too

[glossy radish]

hihi hru

[glossy radish]

FRENCH GUY

[wispy spindle]

he is not very diverse

[mighty remnant]

me ok
hbu

[glossy radish]

tired thank u

[mighty remnant]

aw
make sure to get some sleep

[still apex]

thats me correct

[glossy radish]

ill try, thank you

[mighty remnant]

advance or exchange

[lethal lotus]

@boreal snow 🤓

[mighty remnant]

hehe

[primal shore]

v ily

[still apex]

suffering

[mighty remnant]

oh oof

[glossy radish]

how many eiffel towers do u guys have

lucy ilyt /p

[wispy spindle]

🤯

[still apex]

we unironically have one replica

[mighty remnant]

i just beat the same guy in bullet 4 times

4 win 0 loss

[lusty barn]

have not seen you before

[wispy spindle]

i jus beat my wife call me @/uxoricide

[nimble niche]

Got called a cheater

[boreal snow]

🏳️‍🌈

[blazing pollen]

Hey

[glossy radish]

we have a bunch in the US, also known as electric towers

hi mellody hru

[blazing pollen]

So i'm looking for a new opening , for black

against d4 and e4

[still apex]

true true

[shadow warren]

sicilian

[still apex]

we also have those

[blazing pollen]

you didn't let me finish 😭

[tepid spoke]

Against e4 caro kann

[mighty remnant]

probably because my bullet doesn't relate much to rapid xd

[lethal lotus]

Goblin gambit

[wispy spindle]

sus cillian

[soft gate]

Heh

[glossy radish]

my thoughts

[wispy spindle]

hahahahahahahahhaahhaaahahaahahaaaaaaaa

[mighty remnant]

d4 nf6
e4 c5/c6
is what most people suggest

[glossy radish]

where tf 💀 huh

[muted stirrup]

Drugs

[wispy spindle]

If u wanna lose maybe

[vocal kettle]

Hi

[mighty remnant]

idk i play something else

[blazing pollen]

I'm looking for an opening that isn't a lot of theory and its just mostly memorizing lines

[glossy radish]

dude stop posting these

[wispy spindle]

outta left field holy shit

[soft gate]

Okay