💬〡general-off-topic

[mortal minnow]

You're safe quack 🦆

[glossy radish]

lucy ilyt

[primal shore]

Bodybuilding is my job 💀

[mortal minnow]

I-

[primal shore]

🗿

[glossy radish]

):

[primal shore]

Ily v

[glossy radish]

luky duck guy scary asf

theyre literallt 6'2

[rancid yacht]

Ty

[mortal minnow]

Fr? That must be nice to love what you do and do what you love

[full glen]

that's me in the backseat

[glossy radish]

qusck

[primal shore]

I don't enjoy it much

[rancid yacht]

Lucy is luky we should use her @mortal minnow

[primal shore]

I'll fold you

[rancid yacht]

To bring us luck

[glossy radish]

quack 🦆

[rancid yacht]

I don't get beat up by females

[glossy radish]

bet

[mortal minnow]

How come I enjoy showing people how to do a certain exercise and help them out eventhough I don't get paid for it quack 🦆

[primal shore]

It's good to try new things :]

[fickle rampart]

Who’s ready for new chess bots dropping tonight

[rancid yacht]

I'm the top G

[glossy radish]

fr>??

[rancid yacht]

They not ready for the big man slap

[primal shore]

I promise you couldn't take me in a fight

[fickle rampart]

Yes the club bots are gone

[warped vigil]

why do people like bots?

[glossy radish]

i dont pay attentuoin

[rancid yacht]

How tall are you honey?

[primal shore]

...ion wanna talk about it

[mortal minnow]

I don't hit woman quack 🦆

[glossy radish]

lucy answer

[rancid yacht]

How much do you bench

[primal shore]

But hight ain't mean shit

[warped vigil]

ur right

[glossy radish]

id win thrn 🦆

[primal shore]

Like 100kg at best

[boreal cosmos]

Doubt

[mortal minnow]

Actually I don't hit anyone cuz I'm afraid of hurting them too bad quack 🦆

[rancid yacht]

💀

[primal shore]

Actually idk about bench you don't really bench in the military

[glossy radish]

ouch quack 🦆

[mortal minnow]

Absolutely quack 🦆

[rancid yacht]

You bench 225 pounds??

[warped vigil]

no thats not fun cause thinking is less effort than inputting the moves into stockfish

[glossy radish]

rahh fear duck 🦆

[primal shore]

I think benching is harder then lifting so probably not

[fickle rampart]

Maybeee

[rancid yacht]

Military?

[primal shore]

I've never benched anything before

[fickle rampart]

How many chessboards can y’all bench

[primal shore]

Yes, I'm in the military

[glossy radish]

i dont go to the gym

[primal shore]

💀💀

[rancid yacht]

I'll still beat you

[glossy radish]

wow thats just wpah

[primal shore]

Nah

[rancid yacht]

Can you do a man push up?

Or girly push-ups

[glossy radish]

push ups are easy

i do them with my fists 🗣️

[primal shore]

You mean the ones you do on your knees? No i use one hand

[fickle rampart]

I like push downs tbh

[mortal minnow]

My gf likes my chest so I do benchpress for her lmao

[warped vigil]

yall shouldnt brag until you get to 2k rapid

[glossy radish]

wot

[mortal minnow]

I have a home gym quack 🦆

[rancid yacht]

You probably bench how much I curl

[glossy radish]

u aint even 2k

[fickle rampart]

What happens at 2K rapid

[warped vigil]

ik

[rancid yacht]

I'm 2100 in rapid

[warped vigil]

im grinding up rn

[glossy radish]

get to 2k i believe in u

[primal shore]

Benching don't help you lift, what's the point in doing it

Useless skill.

[warped vigil]

im almost there - 1947

[rancid yacht]

Well your a girl you won't understand it's for chest

[glossy radish]

hooray you got this

[mortal minnow]

I play chess cuz it trains my brain I'm a bodybuilder you see quack 🦆

[primal shore]

Plus you wouldn't land a single hit in a hand fight against me 💀

[glossy radish]

the sight of tall ppl makes me shit my pants

[mortal minnow]

Hsbshs

[glossy radish]

[primal shore]

Having a big chest doesn't get you anywhere in life

[rancid yacht]

Mc bloodstain said he wants to fight you

[warped vigil]

im not going to stop playing till i get 2000 or I fall asleep

[glossy radish]

bigger target

[rancid yacht]

@fallen parcel

[primal shore]

Who?

[fickle rampart]

GrandMasterJison vs Luky the Lucy in a chessboxing match, who wins?

[glossy radish]

dont get distracted

[rancid yacht]

@fallen parcel

[mortal minnow]

Pirate chest

[primal shore]

They wanna fight they can come to my dms smh

[thin vine]

I love this chat it gets so stupid everyday 💀

[fickle rampart]

lol they are locked out

[primal shore]

But just sheer strength isn't how you'd win a fight against me

[mortal minnow]

I can't I got blocked quack 🦆

[primal shore]

Just saying

[limber vine]

Humans...

[rancid yacht]

He said he's in the navy earring to beat up a female

[glossy radish]

i work my legs cuz i do taekwondo 🗣️

[primal shore]

Cuz yk I know how to parry and dodge

[mortal minnow]

I've been scarred quack 🦆

[primal shore]

Calling cap on that one 💀

[fickle rampart]

Everyone react this message with popcorn emoji if you are enjoying the drama in chat

[mortal minnow]

No one blocked me like that before

[rancid yacht]

He also called you bin laden for some reason

[primal shore]

Navy is full of a bunch of washed up people unfit for the army

[primal shore]

Americans

[rancid yacht]

Wdym navy is the hardest military training of all?

[primal shore]

Clearly someone doesn't know about the space force

[primal shore]

On a serious note, most intense training is easily air corp

[mortal minnow]

Please don't hurt me quack 🦆

[hushed saffron]

Server has everything but chess bro

[rancid yacht]

Can you even do 50 pushups under a minute?

[hushed saffron]

bro u cant do shit aswell

[glossy radish]

ur too scary wuack 🦆 sirry

[mortal minnow]

I'm not scary quack 🦆

[hushed saffron]

??

[thin vine]

??

[glossy radish]

ur 6'2 sir.

[primal shore]

I mean maybe if I had a higher up yelling at me but idk what's the point in doing extream physical restraint in short periods, that doesn't build as fast or easy as stretching it out

[hushed saffron]

Bros sense is lower then my brothers grades lmao

[mortal minnow]

I protect my friends quack 🦆

[thin vine]

Not the slight on the brother lmao

[glossy radish]

still scary 🦆

[rancid yacht]

That's one the navy workouts

[hushed saffron]

lmao

[thin vine]

🦆 🦆

[glossy radish]

quack 🦆

[hushed saffron]

yo lucy is the skulling person

[primal shore]

Navy is pretty stupid then 💀

[outer silo]

i survived a bad tummy ache once so we’re basically the same level

[rancid yacht]

Man strength

[glossy radish]

twins

[rancid yacht]

I see you like skulls Lucy

[glossy radish]

bye bye everyone quack 🦆

ill be back

[mortal minnow]

Can we all just calm down and stop the fighting quack 🦆

[primal shore]

You retain far more of the strength by stretching out the workout instead of doing it all super fast and over working your muscles

[glossy radish]

quack it 🦆

[thin vine]

🦆 🦆

[mortal minnow]

Don't go quack 🦆

[radiant herald]

Heads

[rancid yacht]

Interesting

[fickle rampart]

Who do you thinks winning the argument so far?

[rancid yacht]

And how old are you?

[thin vine]

No, obviously you need to physically exert yourself to the max in a minute and hurt yourself

[primal shore]

I nominate you for a royal medal 🙏

[outer silo]

knighthood when?

[rancid yacht]

It isn't an argument I'm just seeing how "strong" Lucy is

[mortal minnow]

Maybe he wants to increase his endurance quack 🦆

[primal shore]

See, the navy is silly if they do 50 pushups in a minute

[tepid panther]

Bro using my real name ☠️

[primal shore]

Im 16

[rancid yacht]

And in the military?

[primal shore]

Yes??

[thin vine]

“You’re only 16 you don’t understand these topics” like the internet isn’t a thing

[noble glen]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2t4uo7go74U?feature=share3

[primal shore]

Nah cuz I get pissed when someone says to me that

[rancid yacht]

It's ok lucy

[mortal minnow]

Age matters not

[rancid yacht]

I understand

[primal shore]

Like stfu I have a better education then you already what's that say about you

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeletons-skull-skulls-jellymid-gif-25125581

[thin vine]

??

[tepid panther]

You're having a whole character arc rn ☠️

[primal shore]

Shush

[primal shore]

This is why I blocked you

[fickle rampart]

All guitar players rise up 🫡

[tepid panther]

Uh...

[warped vigil]

o boy Im playing an expert

[mortal minnow]

No fr my gf is 26 and I'm 21

[warped vigil]

wish me luck

[normal hatch]

Id like to play guitar. Doing sax for now tho

[rancid yacht]

I'll wish you luck brother

[thin vine]

Nay we support orchestra instruments here

[rancid yacht]

Sister come down

[primal shore]

That's not a bad age difference

[fickle rampart]

D:

[primal shore]

Coke down 💀

[fickle rampart]

All the harp players in the chat stand up

[thin vine]

All 3 of them just fell over at being recognized

[rancid yacht]

My keys are so used to typing coke so when I type come it changes by itself

[primal shore]

I know how to play a marching song on a drum

[fickle rampart]

No lie it’s the hardest instrument

[full glen]

i know how to play the triangle does that count

[thin vine]

It’s definitely up there

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[thin vine]

Yes you are the best

[normal hatch]

Respect

[mortal minnow]

Yeah I know ahh I remember my first fight with her now it was joke but she took it seriously I kinda called her an old hag as a joke well never again she can be scary

[rancid yacht]

Fr

[fickle rampart]

Yeah unfortunately once you hit 20 your sense of time speeds up like a mf

[primal shore]

It's so silly when men on the Internet think they can so easily take me on in a fight smh

[fickle rampart]

That age gap isn’t as bad as it sounds

[primal shore]

I swear people who bodybuild have such inflated ego's

[rancid yacht]

Your too Lucky how could they?

[thin vine]

Nah I go to a gym and most people are pretty chill just like the minority get their egos inflated off of being able to beat somebody in a fist fight

[mortal minnow]

Ego limits people and halts their growth as a person ngl

[primal shore]

The reason behind this is because a year becomes a much smaller part of your life, a year for a 2 year old is half their life but a year for an 80 year old.....its such a small fraction

[mortal minnow]

I'll lose quack 🦆

[rancid yacht]

Larry wheels is probably the best ego lifter

[fickle rampart]

Yeah and there’s much fewer new experiences

[mortal minnow]

As a result his biceps have biceps now

[rancid yacht]

Yeah he tore it up

[primal shore]

That's the thing, they could outlift me easily, but first off endurance? I could hold a 20kg weight 20 minutes longer, and in a fist fight? I got top like military training for that shit good luck 💀💀

[rancid yacht]

My boy benches 600 pounds

[mortal minnow]

Teach me senpai quack 🦆

[full glen]

lurking

[strange skiff]

same

[primal shore]

ANITTA

[full glen]

lmao

[strange skiff]

hey lucy

[fickle rampart]

I once benched 600kg

[primal shore]

Dms it's important

[buoyant stag]

hi anitFA

antifa*

[rancid yacht]

😱

[buoyant stag]

anitta*

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

Bro made sure he got it wrong

[mortal minnow]

Rip his future generations

[full glen]

me too (for >0.1s)

[rancid yacht]

Watchu benching a car?

[thin vine]

Isn’t average car weight like

[mortal minnow]

Never ask a man how heavy he benches 💀

[thin vine]

1200 kg or smth

[fickle rampart]

This is me

[glossy radish]

quack me back 🦆

[buoyant stag]

💀

[mortal minnow]

quack welcome back 🦆

[glossy radish]

quack ty 🦆

[rancid yacht]

Dawg you not levan 💀

[thin vine]

Yes he is

[primal shore]

You forgor the u

[thin vine]

You just gotta believe

[glossy radish]

lucy im in vc

AHH LICHESS COVER YOUR EYES GUYS

[rancid yacht]

Ok than I'm samson

[thin vine]

You be you you got this

[primal shore]

But I have a gf :((

[glossy radish]

wait you do?

[rancid yacht]

😂

I caught her lacking

[fickle rampart]

It’s chess.com but the pieces look hella Lichess

[restive storm]

He thinks I'm cheating💀

[glossy radish]

i meant the theme thingy

[fickle rampart]

Yeaa

[glossy radish]

yeahh totally

[strange skiff]

chill out gk

[mortal minnow]

I hope you two are doing well quack 🦆

[glossy radish]

HI ANITTA

[foggy anchor]

good old audio technicas

[strange skiff]

hey v

[restive storm]

Did I lose a role

[foggy anchor]

Anybody want a Chess game I'm on a study break

[fickle rampart]

Anitta do you know what chess bots they are releasing in a few hours

[rancid yacht]

Well I mean I checked your chess history you got almost all wins on all suspeciuse

[radiant herald]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79320690945 can someone review

[strange skiff]

top 5 yeah

[mortal minnow]

Who's anitta my duck friend quack 🦆

[glossy radish]

shes right there quack 🦆

[restive storm]

Yeah was there a reason for it

[tepid panther]

Omfg☠️

[strange skiff]

it I did I wouldnt tell ya

[radiant herald]

Someome review please

[glossy radish]

anitta, alex told me you were going to be removing the regular role, how come?

[restive storm]

That's because I took a break from ches.com to goto lichess and when I came back I was better

[mortal minnow]

Ohh she's an admin quack 🦆

[glossy radish]

quack yessir 🦆

[rancid yacht]

Nah you dissing chess.com LoL

[strange skiff]

we’re revamping it. I dont want users to think it’s a “we like you” role. it needs to be attainable and objective. like for number of messages for example

wait wrong reply

[glossy radish]

kekw

[strange skiff]

kekw

that was for v

[rancid yacht]

You taken?

[strange skiff]

Ive gotten “you’re cheating” dms even while staff

[restive storm]

@strange skiff ?

[normal hatch]

Skill issue

[mortal minnow]

Favouritism is real quack 🦆

[strange skiff]

like I would risk my livelihood for 8 elo

[rancid yacht]

I'm the rizzler bruh

[dusk sorrel]

hi'

[radiant herald]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79320690945 SOMEOME PLEASE REVIEW

[glossy radish]

that was the frenemy role

[glossy radish]

hihi !welcome (:

[stable jungle]

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[dusk sorrel]

hi

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[strange skiff]

top 5 is only of last week’s arena. achievement top 5 is forever

[fickle rampart]

Instead of a locked out role can you make a “locked in” role so everyone knows I keep it strapped at all times

[rancid yacht]

Cuz that's you

[restive storm]

Ok I understand
Do you know about the gifting yet

[upbeat viper]

Anittaaa

[glossy radish]

bast why bast still AWAKE BSAT

[radiant herald]

Why's everyone ignoring me😭

[upbeat viper]

because it's not 10am yet

[glossy radish]

we're not

[restive storm]

Lol

[tepid panther]

Me when I use stockfish

[glossy radish]

bast go sleep early sir

[upbeat viper]

can't

[rancid yacht]

Checks dms

[glossy radish]

dnc go sleep

[plush kelp]

I remember getting one saying I cheated when I did my shark attack and then i replied back saying check out the video I did with the exact same moves 🤣

[normal hatch]

Truly a stock and fish moment

[upbeat viper]

I can only delay the time I get to bed

not sleep earlier

[radiant herald]

Anyone could review my game pleaseeeeee

[glossy radish]

bast keep delaying it until its normal again

[upbeat viper]

sure

[tepid panther]

Would you believe me if I said it wasn't actually stockfish and just a good game?

[rancid yacht]

Check dms

[normal hatch]

Yeah

[mighty remnant]

berlin draw

[strange skiff]

taken as a joke clearly if you think i’m the type of person to entertain whatever this is

[upbeat viper]

Anitta check mod general please :v

need you arround there

[mighty remnant]

oh so a mod general exists

[radiant herald]

SOMEONE REVIEW MY GAMEEEEE😭🙏

[glossy radish]

mod general

[mighty remnant]

ok

[rancid yacht]

Mod general intresting

[upbeat viper]

private club

[mighty remnant]

;-;

😭

[rancid yacht]

I'm a 2500 elo let me join

[glossy radish]

cough

[sacred steeple]

can i get inv ;(

[rancid yacht]

I'm also nm

[upbeat viper]

become mod

[glossy radish]

they hate us

[upbeat viper]

:D

[tepid panther]

Bro actually thinks I use stockfish lol

[sacred steeple]

but but Im not 18

[glossy radish]

WOAH LOOK AT 803975935279497245 (wrong thing

[tepid panther]

I wasn't using the fish bum

[glossy radish]

DAMN THE VC https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/803975935279497245

[mighty remnant]

declaration of wanting ban

xd

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-kumala-mrtti-gif-25688572

[rancid yacht]

[glossy radish]

yeah i could tell

[sacred steeple]

its surprisingly tame for 16 people

[upbeat viper]

then grow up faster

[rancid yacht]

[warped dust]

How people get when that lose…lol

[rancid yacht]

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper wot the flip

[sacred steeple]

well I do turn 18 soon lol

[upbeat viper]

[mighty remnant]

can anyone tell what position was on board

[rancid yacht]

Smart

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper que paso?

bast I DONT SPEAK SPANISH

[rancid yacht]

Yes you do

[glossy radish]

well ur speaking SOMETHING i dont understand bast

[rancid yacht]

He said he was French?

That's weird

[glossy radish]

anad what? im vietnamese i speak english mate

[radiant herald]

How to define someone's age

[glossy radish]

MONA LISA

[rancid yacht]

Well yeah your home language than English

[glossy radish]

bast i was waiting for unity to come but hes prob sleeping

yeah puzzles

[rancid yacht]

Everyone speaks English dawg

Speaking a 3rd language is crazy tho

[strange skiff]

hm

[glossy radish]

bye bye bast

[strange skiff]

weird

[upbeat viper]

kek

[glossy radish]

oh hi anitta

[strange skiff]

hey

[rancid yacht]

Can I hear your voice son

[upbeat viper]

not son, but sure

[primal shore]

v ily

[tepid panther]

You should definitely be more careful who you tell that shit to lmao

[primal shore]

Bast

[upbeat viper]

go somewhere

yes lucy ?

[primal shore]

Ily

[upbeat viper]

[normal hatch]

Theres 2 random cats outside my house

[upbeat viper]

tame them

[thin vine]

Bring them inside then

[rancid yacht]

What happen to general voice thing

[primal shore]

Tittys :DD

[glossy radish]

bast didnt say it back

[upbeat viper]

idk

[normal hatch]

I dont have fish

[rancid yacht]

Cat owners :((

[glossy radish]

TITTY TAT WHERE OMGOMGMMGMG

[primal shore]

That's okie

[upbeat viper]

minecraft joke

[thin vine]

Idk shit is going crazy in general vc

[normal hatch]

[tepid panther]

Cats suck

[rancid yacht]

[radiant herald]

🧑‍🚀

[hoary ibex]

why do i always review the games i won and not the ones i lost

[tepid panther]

That's normal lol

[normal hatch]

[rancid yacht]

Because your a top g

[tepid panther]

[glossy radish]

i think its better to review ones you lose

[radiant herald]

Becuz

[tepid panther]

You can tell how old someone is if they use the wrong form of you're

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper dabu..?

[upbeat viper]

infiltration

[glossy radish]

ilyt lucy

[upbeat viper]

sneaky sneaky

[plush burrow]

you’re so right

[rancid yacht]

Naughty naughty boy 😭

[glossy radish]

bast using words i dont know

[tepid panther]

But fr who wants to hear my song I'm working on (no vocals yet)

[strange skiff]

v why are you alone in the puzzles stream

[glossy radish]

you never sent it

[strange skiff]

[glossy radish]

waiting for unity

[radiant herald]

can someone please review my game 😭

[strange skiff]

oh bet

[rancid yacht]

Yeah

[radiant herald]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79320690945

[tepid panther]

I totally forgot to, mostly because when I went to send it I just full on started working on it again

[strange skiff]

send link only if you stop spamming it

[glossy radish]

oh my god RUn

[rancid yacht]

Question how do I get the nm or gm role on chess.com

[tepid panther]

Power metal? Never heard of that

[glossy radish]

OMG RUN 😭

[viscid jacinth]

What if the real chess were the friendships we made along the way?

[lilac crater]

death metal >

[lilac crater]

Be a nm or gm

[thin vine]

Become a titled player

[radiant herald]

I already sended the link for almost 5 times

[rancid yacht]

How I'm already 2100 elo

Shouldn't I get the title?

[viscid jacinth]

Buh

[lilac crater]

No

[thin vine]

You get the title from FIDE

not chess.com

[rancid yacht]

Do I have to join chess.com tournaments or sum?

[rancid yacht]

How does that go to chess.come tho

[fickle rampart]

Is the chess.com voice chat cursed

[glossy radish]

mods are scary sos

[thin vine]

Titles can only be achieved over the board

[lilac crater]

You get verified

[rancid yacht]

But I'm only a kid

[tepid panther]

How is that metal lol, sounds more like math rock

[rancid yacht]

I can't go to another country and play adults

[outer silo]

indie pop >
weezer < anything

[normal hatch]

Get old

[lilac crater]

Sux

[tepid panther]

I wanna be mean to you. But I'll probably get banned

[radiant herald]

Damn no one really reviewed it

[rancid yacht]

By this week ima have 2500 elo trust

[tepid panther]

Ik what metal is, not power metal

[rancid yacht]

Which is nm or gm?

[outer silo]

indie pop is still superior sadly

[tepid panther]

Ohhhhh I always thought that was more on the side of like viking metal

[primal shore]

Went to an indie pop/rock concert last night

[rancid yacht]

Boogi man is that you?

[outer silo]

🥲

[tepid panther]

What bands?

[outer silo]

what bands?

[lethal siren]

Is Knight + Bishop for a Rook a good trade?

[rancid yacht]

What is better gm or nm?

[tepid panther]

I LOVE indie. Vacations is one of my fav bands

[normal hatch]

Usually not

[radiant herald]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/79320690945

[normal hatch]

[tepid panther]

Dragonforce is pretty darn close to it, idk about the other bands tho

[rancid yacht]

All I hear is red

[radiant herald]

Not in endgames

[rancid yacht]

[lethal siren]

Bet.. u wanna see the game?

[lethal siren]

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2023.05.31"]
[Round "?"]
[White "stayple"]
[Black "EJPMartin"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "779"]
[BlackElo "714"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 Bc5 5. Bxf7+ Ke7 6. f3 Rf8 7. Nc3 Rxf7 8. Nxf7 Kxf7 9. d3 Nd4 10. Be3 d6 11. Bxd4 Bxd4 12. Qd2 Be6 13. O-O-O Bxc3 14. Qxc3 Bxa2 15. b3 Qd7 16. Qa5 (16. Qb2 ) Bxb3 17. cxb3 Qc6+ 18. Kb2 b6 19. Qe1 a5 20. Rc1 Qb5 21. Rxc7+ Kg6 22. Qg3+ Kh6 23. Qxg7+ Kh5 24. Qxf6 Rh8 25. Qxh8 Qxd3 26. Rxh7+ Kg6 27. Qg7# {1-0}

[mighty remnant]

chess.com iphone

[radiant herald]

Whut

[lethal siren]

Check out this #chess game: stayple vs EJPMartin - https://www.chess.com/live/game/79321858805

[rancid yacht]

Who's that girl in left?

[sweet coyote]

botez

[mighty remnant]

bro missed mate in 1 but sees mate in 5

lets be friend

[tepid panther]

To me they both go hand in hand. I think of bands like Amon Amarth and Powerwolf and they really aren't that far from Dragonforce

[obtuse egret]

this server sucks

[mighty remnant]

i miss mate in 1 too

[sweet coyote]

that's alexandra lol

[obtuse egret]

its so trash

[lethal siren]

I was too locked in on that h2 square😂

[rancid yacht]

Bobby fisher will hunt her

[tepid panther]

Bro has an edp pfp saying this server sucks

[mighty remnant]

always happens

[obtuse egret]

if someone says leave im saying the n word

[rancid yacht]

Leave

[sweet coyote]

look at that profile lol

[mighty remnant]

wuts gfuel btw

[rancid yacht]

I heard you like minors

[tepid panther]

He's gotta be taking the piss rn

[lethal siren]

💀

[rancid yacht]

Energy drink

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-henkaishoujo-drink-gasoline-drink-thirsty-gif-12281527

ouh i thought it was gas

:D

[lethal siren]

Where’s the correlation 💀😭

[normal hatch]

Its lean

[pallid rover]

ay bro u good?

[mighty remnant]

i hope this girl is fine tho

[rancid yacht]

Wdym?

[pallid rover]

your acting kinda funny

[mighty remnant]

hope it's non-leaded

[rancid yacht]

Oh naughty naughty

[lethal siren]

https://tenor.com/view/heisenberg-walter-white-staredown-breaking-bad-gif-26437139

[mighty remnant]

wut you guys talk about

[pallid rover]

whats your chess.com

[rancid yacht]

Why?

[dusk sorrel]

bro im the best chess plyer her on god bro try me

[pallid rover]

ur a gm right i wanna see

[mighty remnant]

?

i doubt

[lethal siren]

Bro said On God nd lied

[dusk sorrel]

try me

[rancid yacht]

Zhigalko_
Sergei

[mighty remnant]

i mean you could probably beat me

[pallid rover]

you have 2 accts?

[mighty remnant]

but pretty sure there are better players than you here

[dusk sorrel]

im the best on god

[mighty remnant]

like for example moon

2700 rated

[lethal siren]

💀

[tepid panther]

I'm actually not sure what a Dorian scale is. The song I'm working on is using a double harmonic scale. Currently working on fixing my intro and making a good riff to hook people

[dusk sorrel]

im beter trust me

[mighty remnant]

engine user

ima learn berlin draw just to test against engine users hehe

[rancid yacht]

No

[pallid rover]

Bro atleast tell me you know how to say Hi in russian

[outer silo]

thoight you was a kid?

[pallid rover]

he wont connect an acct so he cant be found

[tepid panther]

Ohhhh that makes sense actually. I've never used a scale like that, but I would say my knowledge of anything outside of the base scales is rudimentary

But working on improving my theory*

[merry hamlet]

Okay there's no shot I'm less than 1500 Check out this #chess game: Salsiccizzy vs Papiscom61 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/79321973069

[outer silo]

i love weezer

[tepid panther]

Jazz? Or just hella into it

[mighty remnant]

i love chess

[tepid panther]

All the best players I know are Jazz players

[mighty remnant]

i wish i found out how fun it was earlier

[dusk sorrel]

how wants to play with me

[mighty remnant]

engine user?

or actual gm

[dusk sorrel]

no whats engine

[tepid panther]

Definitely an engine user

"No what's engine" lmfao

[frozen escarp]

helloo

[tepid panther]

Oh shit so you play the technical stuff

[mighty remnant]

they said they better than moon bruh

[tepid panther]

Moon is ass lmao

[grim edge]

They always respond saying they dont know what it even is

[mighty remnant]

i mean

idk

[tribal terrace]

This is why u should always make sure ur king safe or bobby fischer will:

[mighty remnant]

i asked to play against jax

lets see if he plays best moves

in opening

[frozen escarp]

my brain is exploding listening to vc

[tepid panther]

I actually tried summer song, 2 mins in I switched to learning Bulls in the Bronx

Which if I worked on my tremolo more I could actually freaking play

[mighty remnant]

1500 blunders knight?

...

[tepid panther]

I'm at like 110 bpm

[tribal terrace]

@tepid panther what rating would u rate to this sacrifice

[tepid panther]

Like 16-1800

[pearl knot]

600 elo looking to throw down

https://play.chess.com/azq3B

[ionic tangle]

the abandoned subway

[tepid panther]

I've been putting maybe a half hour a day just for tremolo and I usually increase like 3 or 4 bpm per session

[scenic bramble]

it's 1 June?

[rotund field]

Ayo

[pearl knot]

Omg I am so confused

[swift ore]

nah man ponziani is too good, at beginner levels bc they won't play the counterattack

[pearl knot]

Who's the 1900 ELO who took my challenge and threw that lmaoooo

[autumn rivet]

I got a theory

[rotund field]

im not 1900

[swift ore]

what is it

[grim edge]

ur pfp looks like lil mar

[scenic bramble]

Why so many servers changed their logo to rainbowz

[autumn rivet]

because of the recent chess boom lately i think that the skill level of a 1300 for example is probably way lower than a 1300 in the past, that's why in gothamchess's guess the elo high rated players are playing very badly

[swift ore]

guys french defense or roesseau gambit as black?

[grim edge]

not really

[scenic bramble]

lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[tepid panther]

Yeah f*** that I use thunderstruck as my reference. I also will eventually be able to play I'm not a Vampire by Falling in reverse

[swift ore]

i beat 1300's as a 400

[boreal cosmos]

french

[swift ore]

a 1300

that's too boring

[autumn rivet]

idk bruh 💀

[swift ore]

french is so yummy

[autumn rivet]

u probably just got into chess?

[swift ore]

no

i play now & then

then stop playing london

play the godam ponziani

[tepid panther]

London >

[swift ore]

its so good

[grim edge]

don’t play openings at 200

[swift ore]

as white, play ponziani, or four knights game

[grim edge]

don’t learn openings learn opening principles

[swift ore]

the halloween gambit is so good

[tepid panther]

I feel like knowing the first 5 moves lf the London gets you to 600 at least

[swift ore]

DAMMMM FR????

[grim edge]

london mid

[tepid panther]

Ur mid

[swift ore]

i play kings indian kinda on a 1600-1700 and took his ROOk

You are so very talented

[north tusk]

I just fall asleep mid game if am playing against the London and am not playing the Dutch

[swift ore]

what opening u use

dragon sicilian 🙂

🐉🐲

[small owl]

omg eugene omg omg

[swift ore]

what the hell is this words

and you play pirc?

ok cool whatever i played sicilian once against a 400 it didn't go very well HAHA JUST KIDDING

[small owl]

openings denied ❌ Nimzo larsen and KID are the only way to go

[pearl knot]

ty for the game stranger that was funny 🙂

[swift ore]

how do you get brilliant moves

when i sacrifice it's either great or best

in worst case, a blunder

[small owl]

i either do a cringe asf french or e6 sicilian

french i know more theory for so i play it sometimes but french bad 👎👎👎

[swift ore]

french is rlly nice

[pallid rover]

play old sisillian Its cooler

[swift ore]

i like french

THE ROOOOOOOKKKKK

[pallid rover]

and thats why you will stay 1600

[swift ore]

I just play chess and i see it says pirc defense and idont even know waht it is

[pallid rover]

I mean cool you wont go anywhere untill you trie New things

[small owl]

pirc is a cool opening but its not my kind of opening so im not gonna learn it

you should listen to him (he is a grandmaster)

[rotund field]

Rock

[small owl]

me too, hes full of wisdom so he must be a grandmaster, thats how it works, right?

[rotund field]

💀

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-25974981

[sacred steeple]

zel face reveal?!?!?!

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-call-funny-face-eyes-nose-gif-16784312

average discord member trying not to say dead chat when someone doesnt talk for a minute

[tepid panther]

You're*

[grim edge]

Hello

[tepid panther]

Yall are allergic to good grammar my gosh

[fickle rampart]

Who here has the highest elo

[grim edge]

Me

[tepid panther]

None of us we suck

[worn ice]

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This is the Chess.com profile of gamedevwastaken. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 360 (599 peak)
Blitz: 151 (318 peak)
Bullet: 454 (490 peak)

[tepid panther]

That's not Spanish ☠️

[fickle rampart]

True

[grim edge]

Hello americans

The home of mp7s

Online predators

And school shootings

Anybody wanna play blitz or rapid?

[tepid panther]

Mp7s aren't even in like the top 10 most popular guns here lmao

[grim edge]

And also free guns

[fickle rampart]

Mp5k is where it’s at

[small owl]

@small owl

[grim edge]

Ak 47

[small owl]

bikaru is strong these days

[grim edge]

Deaglr

[fickle rampart]

The mp5k from black ops 1 is undefeated

[tepid panther]

Probably a glock-19 and an AR-15 would be top 5

[fickle rampart]

We got bikaru in the chat

[grim edge]

Who said

Our country as poor as north korea

No way there is online predator

[fickle rampart]

We got offline predators 😈

[tepid panther]

They have regular predators

[fallen sand]

myanmar?

[grim edge]

Myanmar

[fallen sand]

MAY LOE MA THAR

[tepid panther]

Ayo bro shitting on my people

[grim edge]

You got it righy

[small owl]

wow! where can i find the exclusive offline predators?

[fickle rampart]

Nay pwi taw

[tepid panther]

Tbf Venezuela is down in the dumps rn

[fallen sand]

im burmese too

[grim edge]

Yay

[fickle rampart]

At your local supermarket ! Check aisle 13

[grim edge]

Me too

[small owl]

got it ok ok

[grim edge]

You live in yangon?

Myanmar is so peaceful

With ak 47

Rpg and su 33

[fallen sand]

mandalay

[grim edge]

Oh

I live in yangon

So hot

[primal shore]

Bro said Japan before India

[small owl]

😮😮😮

[grim edge]

So i searched guylo ren's house on google

[primal shore]

....natives

[grim edge]

Are americans called indians?

[fickle rampart]

Them Europeans

[grim edge]

Texas

[primal shore]

Native Americans, not indians

[small owl]

if i had to guess ur probably on land

[fallen sand]

40 degree weather

[grim edge]

Ye

[primal shore]

Indian's are from yk, india

The US killed plenty japs too

[grim edge]

Then why native americans are called indians

[small owl]

thats crazy

[primal shore]

THEY ARENT

[fallen sand]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-china-gif-20663734

[grim edge]

Because they have gara masala?

[primal shore]

People who call them that still are stupid

[grim edge]

Oh no

Today is pride month

[primal shore]

Didn't say they didn't but it wasn't the civilians the killed them was it? No.

[grim edge]

Noooooo

[primal shore]

Not where I live smh

[fallen sand]

mao zedong

[primal shore]

It's still the 31st

[grim edge]

Me too

[loud cobalt]

pretty sure they were called indians by coloumbus cause wn he found north america he was like "this is india "

[fallen sand]

im chinese born in myanmar

[loud cobalt]

interesting heritage

[fallen sand]

my great grandparents escaped from mao zedong

[primal shore]

The US killed mostly Japanese civilians in hiroshima and nagasaki, the Japanese military are the ones that killed the Chinese

[grim edge]

Americans destroying a 1 dollar balloon with a 400000 dollar missile be like

[fallen sand]

civil war

[primal shore]

I'm German born in England

[small owl]

strong balloon huh

[loud cobalt]

tf ?

[fallen sand]

thats sad

[grim edge]

Anyone who is buddhist?

[sacred cairn]

no

[primal shore]

Aye

[loud cobalt]

no

[fallen sand]

me

[grim edge]

Yay

[small owl]

i change race every 3-5 business days so its chill

[primal shore]

I'm not very devout but it's not an incredibly demanding branch that I follow

[loud cobalt]

nice

[primal shore]

The bare minimum I meditate 3 times a day

[small owl]

thanks bro

[loud cobalt]

thats pretty good tbh

[grim edge]

Guys

I have free flight tickets to the twin towers

[primal shore]

Yep. And it was nanking not Beijing

[grim edge]

Wanna go?

[small owl]

well if its free

[rancid yacht]

What's your favorite mortal combat character

[grim edge]

Wtc

[small owl]

i cant miss out on a free flight

[grim edge]

World trade centre

[primal shore]

I think Beijing also probably had a rap but I'm not sure

[grim edge]

Gonna crash into the twin towers

[primal shore]

Ah. Very good then

[rotund field]

Meow

[primal shore]

Ily zel

[loud cobalt]

i need egyptian pilots 💀

[rotund field]

ly too lucy 😋

[grim edge]

Wth is mortal combat

[small owl]

but its free so that makes up for it

[sacred cairn]

we do a little trolling

[loud cobalt]

its a fighting game

[fallen sand]

https://tenor.com/view/misery-club-penguin-dance-club-penguin-dance-gif-25189776

[grim edge]

Ok

What is fighting

[loud cobalt]

everyone is dont worry

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-gif-25368312

[loud cobalt]

a question u shld ask yourselves

[small owl]

4% of manufactured cheese is stolen (obviously)

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-linkstare-catstare-theboysbutdumb-gif-26094112

[rotund field]

storm doesnt have access to discord

[grim edge]

Bro became bayashi and died from heart attack

[primal shore]

No I think she got grounded or smt

Her*

[grim edge]

Pride month is the worst month

[rotund field]

yea storm got in trouble

[grim edge]

Agree?

[fallen sand]

https://tenor.com/view/club-penguin-ghosthy-hi-hello-wave-gif-10017453

[primal shore]

Her*

[small owl]

who doesnt nowadays 🥊 👶

[grim edge]

Must be an ak 69

[sacred cairn]

chess suck!!11

[slate lark]

cap

[rotund field]

@iron spade 🤬

[grim edge]

Didn't ask.

[loud cobalt]

i personally do not care about pride month lol

[primal shore]

Americans..

[near ember]

hello gentlemen, ive been stuggling in the 430/420ish elo area for quite some time now and i really want to improve. Im solving chess puzzles, playing chess at least 30 minutes a day, studying openings, tips from . Sometimes i be on a roll and other games i just cant see very well and feel like i have brain fog. Im stuck in this 400 elo pit. Any extrea tips? Thanks

[tepid flume]

Bruh

[rotund field]

🥵

[grim edge]

I wish I had known about pride month later

[rotund field]

#💬〡improvement-talk

[sacred cairn]

as a fellow 600 elo just think your moves more

[loud cobalt]

see ahead of the fog

[tepid flume]

Pride just means proud right?

[grim edge]

Because my mental state is declining

[grim edge]

Gay ppl

[tepid flume]

Oh I’m not gay.

[grim edge]

Im straight also

[rotund field]

pride doesnt mean gay 💀

[small owl]

im pretty sure the easiest way is to cheat (but thats probably bad i think maybe i guess sort of)

[tepid flume]

YES ANOTHER GOOD PERSON

[slate lark]

dad's gay

[grim edge]

Why ppl celebrate pride month

[sacred cairn]

because gay

[slate lark]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[grim edge]

My country dont

[rotund field]

yay another homophobe how long will it take to get a black username for u!

[sacred cairn]

let me guess southeast asia

[tepid flume]

?

[rotund field]

🗿

[low sable]

you should be asking your country than

[last verge]

zelcat

[low sable]

rather than us

[primal shore]

Because in the countries that celebrate it the gay community has gone from being illegal to national representation and having seats in Parliament

[rotund field]

[last verge]

hi unity

[rotund field]

Moyai emoji

[sacred cairn]

username of colour

[grim edge]

Yes

[sacred cairn]

let me guess indonesia

[keen dock]

🐸

[slate lark]

he sacrifice

[primal shore]

Look at the end of the day chat we all move the same pieces on the board okay why should we treat each other differently

[tepid flume]

What means 🗿?

Never knew what it means.

[grim edge]

I rather die of dystentry

[last verge]

🗿

[slate lark]

means idk

[sacred cairn]

it means and then .

[rotund field]

🗿

[primal shore]

No ponds?

[sacred cairn]

🗿

[verbal bone]

hey guys how to get trusted?

[stable jungle]

@verbal bone connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[rotund field]

Bros posted this like 5 times

[sacred cairn]

5 600 elos beat gothamchess because 5 x 600 is 3000

[grim edge]

Can I get a black username?

[primal shore]

Mr hands fr

[rotund field]

Just ask mods

[small owl]

type //trust 3 times

[grim edge]

K

[last verge]

sure just keep pinging server mods until they give you it

[rotund field]

works brilliantly

[grim edge]

Cuz I hate pride and gay

[sacred cairn]

real

[rotund field]

//trust

[sacred cairn]

//trust

[rotund field]

<@&745328830649991179>

[last verge]

//trust

[primal shore]

Oh no I like women go cry about it

[small owl]

im sorry guys

[sacred cairn]

lying is not cool...

[primal shore]

Just jealous cuz I actually pull smh

[small owl]

you didnt do it 3 times (you did it 3 times, not 3 times)

[low sable]

that don't even make sense

[scenic bramble]

My grandpa doesn't know how to play chess

[velvet thistle]

finna blow

[grim edge]

hello

[sacred cairn]

disown him

[small owl]

fact denied ❌ this cannot be true

[scenic bramble]

same

[velvet thistle]

i hate gay people

[scenic bramble]

tf

[primal shore]

Ay like I said, we all sit down at the board and shake each others hand....and if you don't then I'll call an arbiter (mod/anitta) and the game will be won by default smh

[rotund field]

k

[primal shore]

I love em (because I'm gay)

[scenic bramble]

No you're lesbian+ gay

[velvet thistle]

shut up at least im not kissing another man

[primal shore]

You mean circle?

[rotund field]

U are now 😘

[low sable]

can we change the topic to not an attension seaking echo chamber

of stupidity

[velvet thistle]

gay sucks

[primal shore]

Gay =not straight or cisgendered

[rotund field]

literally?

[primal shore]

....you're technically not wrong

[rotund field]

[scenic bramble]

earlier you said you're bi

[sacred cairn]

hell naw

[verbal bone]

//trust

[primal shore]

Im

[small owl]

did making this comment make you feel better about yourself or something

[scenic bramble]

well

[velvet thistle]

fools mate

[low sable]

lol the caps

[small owl]

larsen

[keen dock]

grob

[primal shore]

I like albin countergamb it's so silly

[sacred cairn]

coca cola gambit

[primal shore]

I would never play it OTB tho

[scenic bramble]

e4

[sacred cairn]

halloween gambit

[rotund field]

Say its gondo

[primal shore]

Ew

[velvet thistle]

???

[scenic bramble]

is this a thing?

[velvet thistle]

oops didnt mean to reply

[rotund field]

gondo after realizing that audit logs exist

[velvet thistle]

bro i aint do crap

[rotund field]

L

[obtuse harbor]

@velvet thistle what's up

[velvet thistle]

hi neon

[sacred cairn]

lets get an international taco day

[rotund field]

Neon if u need more evidence just check their message history

[obtuse harbor]

Oh I'm aware

[velvet thistle]

idk what they are talking about

[small owl]

straight people arent oppressed (i dont think)

[obtuse harbor]

Nonsense you know what you've been doing and saying.

Why you gotta be like that

[velvet thistle]

man i love chess

[low sable]

i be having opening to play but get demoralized to play them after I loose to a higher rated player

[small owl]

you love men?

[rotund field]

hes just a troll just ban

[scenic bramble]

Bro changed sides

[small owl]

holy smokes

[subtle perch]

QGD or slav

[velvet thistle]

bro i just joined and im getting banned

[keen dock]

real

[sacred cairn]

ratio

[scenic bramble]

#〘📝〙rules mf

[subtle perch]

what happen

[obtuse harbor]

Homie you've been spitting anti LGBTQIA language.

[rotund field]

me personally i wouldnt hesitate to ban homophobes 🥱

[velvet thistle]

whats that

[low sable]

isnt the slav already a queens gambit declined?

[small owl]

u need to do it 3 times with the pregnant man emoji or it wont work (idk why)

[boreal sapphire]

Good

[rotund field]

man wtf

[obtuse harbor]

Yeah ok, go read up on it, and appeal with what you've learned

[subtle perch]

technically yeah, buts its not called queens gambit declined slav defense, its just called slav defense

[sacred cairn]

guys did you see magnus carlsen died? heres the article: wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface

[rotund field]

yay neon

[scenic bramble]

lying is bad...

[sacred cairn]

jeffrey epstein didnt kill himself

[obtuse harbor]

Levy's server we frequently require an essay of 500 words for an unban lol

[rotund field]

[scenic bramble]

ChatGPT

[subtle perch]

Chatgpt my beloved

[mild apex]

Zel changed pfp?

[obtuse harbor]

People wanna act like children they can have some homework lol

[scenic bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[low sable]

oh okay
personally i choose to decline it by doing an old indian with d6

[rotund field]

mans exposing himself

[rotund field]

meow

[mild apex]

Meow

[small owl]

omg same bro! (i dont speak english so i dont know what hes saying in the video)

[scenic bramble]

it's a video 🤓

[mild apex]

I need to grind meow s

[rotund field]

meow

[sacred cairn]

un video mas mi gente me encanta esta vaina

[mild apex]

Meow

[small owl]

what is chess and how do i play it?

[rotund field]

Still spam

[scenic bramble]

You need a vibrator

[small owl]

already got one buddy, whats the next step?

[sacred cairn]

boo i wanted to see total economic collapse

[mild apex]

@digital phoenix bros a malaysian

[scenic bramble]

I have no words

to say

[sacred cairn]

too far away i'll just go to argentina

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in8k-caight-in8k-memee-caught-in8k-samham-samham-caught-in4k-gif-24826364

[small owl]

are you suruwu this would work?? owo 👉👈👉👈

[tacit ore]

Hi

[mild apex]

But still, u live in msia, u r malaysian

[small owl]

im not seing much chess after that step

[sacred cairn]

smartest american

[scenic bramble]

You need to learn Morse code too

[rotund field]

play f3 g4

[mild apex]

got flashbangs

[small owl]

im starting to feel like youve lied to me (it was quite convincing, though)

[mild apex]

Yes

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-25002731