💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

I mean this one

[north pier]

on my life I changed it

[tepid panther]

I don't follow, but I tend to stay away from religion anyway

[north pier]

just reload discord

[frigid skiff]

please send a screenshot in my dms of your new changed username

[tepid panther]

No issues here 🫡

[upbeat viper]

gud

yeah no issue dw

:)

[cloud vortex]

does anyone not have temu

[tepid panther]

Side note I'm secretly here to convert yall to Helenism

[frigid skiff]

no the forbidden one is on an..axis

[cloud vortex]

I’m trying to get this

[upbeat viper]

clockwise can be peace too

[cloud vortex]

but I need a new user

[upbeat viper]

but enough debate about it

irrelevant

yeah

:')

[tepid panther]

So Helenism

Yall like the Old Gods?

[cloud vortex]

c3

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[tepid panther]

English >

[upbeat viper]

c3 or c4 -> I would hate the player I face

[tepid panther]

He can be at times

[tepid spoke]

@steady minnow good game, i am so tilted

[tepid panther]

I'm supposed to be working from home

[cloud vortex]

does anyone here not have temu? I’m trying to get people that don’t have an account so I can get these items for my mother but I need like 2 more new users

[steady minnow]

good game

[tepid panther]

What is temu

[cloud vortex]

OH YOU

UH

[steady minnow]

good bro not bad

[tepid panther]

Dogs > cats

[cloud vortex]

Dm?

[tepid panther]

I don't even like small dogs, but they're cute

[potent merlin]

https://youtu.be/bYPdEdEXOg0

[tepid panther]

Got the doggos to represent

Shoutout to my Facebook mom picture skills

[turbid bough]

Bruddas who can review this gamehttps://www.chess.com/game/live/79291456697?

[worn ice]

mohamed_playz (1337) vs. aliuuuuH (1291)

Move List

1. e4 g6 2. Nf3 Bg7 3. d4 c6 4. c4 a6 5. Nc3 Nf6 6. Be3 d6 7. d5 Ng4 8. Bf4 h6 9. h3 Nf6 10. e5 Nh5 11. Bh2 O-O 12. Bd3 Nd7 13. g4 dxe5 14. gxh5 g5 15. Rg1 Nc5 16. Nxg5 Bxh3 17. Nxh3 Nxd3+ 18. Qxd3 cxd5 19. O-O-O Rc8 20. Rxg7+ Kxg7 21. Rg1+ Kh8 22. Bxe5+ f6 23. Qg6 Rg8 24. Qxh6# 

[turbid bough]

I gotta see them brilliants

Yo anyone can review this?

[tepid panther]

You had none

[hasty raven]

If QTCinderella is supposed to be a "woman grandmaster", why is her bot only rated at 900

[rancid yacht]

The

[hasty raven]

And why is her bot so angry and mean

[turbid bough]

Yea they were counted as great moves unfortunately

[timber moat]

[rancid yacht]

The only thing that is wrong is that you have a new account and I can't believe it lol

[turbid bough]

Thanks btw g

[potent merlin]

Cause it's a joke

[hasty raven]

I wouldn't want to play against her IRL, she seems unpleasant

[cinder sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-hello-cat-good-morning-chat-cinnamon-gif-25061091

[tepid panther]

I just took a look at the game. You made several mistakes. They were mostly not immediately punishing opponents mistakes. You're super eager to sac pieces for no reason. There were way faster and immediate lines to win

[steady minnow]

https://play.chess.com/esc6P let's play guys

[steady minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-happy-andrew-tate-happy-dancing-gif-27332545

[cinder sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[turbid bough]

Yes bro I saw, I be desperate for them brilliants

[tepid panther]

Be desperate for good chess

[steady minnow]

🥲

[tepid panther]

10 best moves > 1 brilliant move

[steady minnow]

[cinder sluice]

if i got 2 brilliants 2 moves apart in bullet as a 300 does that mean im good at the game?

[turbid bough]

Yes brudda

[steady minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-tate-confused-andrew-tate-confused-andrew-tate-what-gif-26941244

[tepid panther]

Idrk how the 2nd one is considered brilliant

[grim edge]

sup guys

[tepid panther]

It just wins a pawn

[cinder sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqcow-embed-fail-no-embed-no-embed-perms-gif-26146774

[haughty portal]

I finally got back to 200 elo let's goo

[hasty raven]

Ah, I see. Is it supposed to be funny? Because if the way her bot complains about losing pieces in indicative of her IRL, then it's not very funny

[turbid bough]

My man would you be desperate for cake or a sandwich😅

[hasty raven]

She just looks self-centered

[cinder sluice]

found the moves myself 😎

[steady minnow]

i don't care

[cinder sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[tepid panther]

Defo a sammie

[turbid bough]

Yea mans that why you have high elo

[steady minnow]

..

still doesn't care

[tepid panther]

The sac doesn't really seem viable to me

[visual tendon]

hey can someone review this game for me pls?
https://www.chess.com/game/live/79292489799

[worn ice]

QPCQPC (893) vs. excalizan (847)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 Nf6 3. cxd5 Qxd5 4. Nf3 e6 5. Nc3 Bb4 6. e3 Ne4 7. Bd2 Bxc3 8. Bxc3 Qc6 9. Bd3 Nxc3 10. bxc3 Qxc3+ 11. Ke2 O-O 12. Rc1 Qa5 13. Qc2 b6 14. Qxc7 Ba6 15. Bxa6 Qxa6+ 16. Ke1 Qxa2 17. Qc8 Na6 18. Qc2 Qa3 19. Ng5 Qa5+ 20. Kf1 Qxg5 21. Qa4 Qa5 22. Qxa5 bxa5 23. Rc6 Nb4 24. Rc4 Rac8 25. Rxc8 Rxc8 26. Ke2 a4 27. Rb1 Rc2+ 28. Kd1 a5 29. Ke1 a3 30. Kd1 Rxf2 31. Rb3 a2 32. Rc3 a1=Q+ 33. Rc1 Qa4+ 34. Ke1 Nd3# 

[visual tendon]

88% nice

[civic belfry]

yall lucky you have diamond

[visual tendon]

how

lol

[potent merlin]

Bro

[steady minnow]

https://play.chess.com/oX84q

[visual tendon]

yo does anybody have diamong membership here?

[north pier]

is it rated?

[tepid panther]

The endgame idea makes sense to me. A piece up and your opponents pawn structure would make it very easy to win

[steady minnow]

any one come

[grim edge]

sussy

[steady minnow]

iwill make it un

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Nieto (christian0106)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Christian Nieto (christian0106)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2059 (2087 peak)
Blitz: 1706 (1706 peak)
Bullet: 1490 (1510 peak)

[steady minnow]

https://play.chess.com/dseD8

[north pier]

I'm currently logged out srry

[tepid panther]

Dude you can only activate your rooks because of your opponents terrible pawn structure. The point is that they are targeting weaknesses which makes them become "active"

[visual tendon]

so on fridays huh

cool

[potent merlin]

Wow

[visual tendon]

thx man

[tepid panther]

What checks ☠️. Why are you allergic to just trading everything down and winning an endgame

Make chess easier for yourself

[cinder sluice]

GUYS 0 INACCURACY 0 MISTAKES 0 MISSES

[visual tendon]

lol

[north pier]

10 blunders

[cinder sluice]

We dont talk about that

[north pier]

ya aight

[tepid panther]

You don't need to go deep. Trade every piece so you just have one and your opponent has none. That wins 10/10 in low elo

[visual tendon]

yea sssh

yo yo yo

[upbeat viper]

no lichess links please

and be nice

:)

[visual tendon]

that was a lichess link

damn boi

[upbeat viper]

it's chess.com here

[visual tendon]

this is the chess.com server duh

[upbeat viper]

all good

[visual tendon]

np bud

[north pier]

chess.com> any other chess site

[upbeat viper]

nö

[tepid panther]

There you go. That's how you win

[cinder sluice]

Bast is Otb better than chess.com? like give opinion

[north pier]

haram

[visual tendon]

isnt that just gambling 50 50 lol

[upbeat viper]

don't bring money into discussion

[cinder sluice]

Answer da question Bast

[upbeat viper]

I love playing both

[north pier]

real #〘📝〙rules please

[tepid panther]

Good job, but 10 best moves > 1 brilliant move

[north pier]

read*

[cinder sluice]

Good enough

[upbeat viper]

for me, OTB makes me play better

as I'm more focused

[cinder sluice]

Ok now thats what im looking for

💀

[north pier]

read please

[upbeat viper]

pg13 server

[old thistle]

-3

[old thistle]

Hi

[inland crater]

Hey ily :3

[upbeat viper]

hi scipio

[tepid panther]

Otb makes me play worse

[upbeat viper]

be nice

[civic belfry]

some mofo didnt accept my draw

[old thistle]

Only play online then

[civic belfry]

so i forced staled his ass lmfao

[upbeat viper]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@upbeat viper With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[tepid panther]

How am I gonna be a NM then smh

[old thistle]

Welp

[old thistle]

Ah yes normal chess game

[inland crater]

Rookie numbers

[odd verge]

I see mate in 27

[cinder sluice]

Oh my

[upbeat viper]

read #🔖〡roles

[potent merlin]

Why do you think that?

[old thistle]

Extra pawns and the rooks are completely useless

[cinder sluice]

rook > king

[old thistle]

Bishop has to be better than the rook here

[inland crater]

3 connected passed pawns > Rook

[cinder sluice]

i prefer having3 rooks instead of having 2 rooks and a king

[old thistle]

Did NK reveal the eval already?

See you

[odd verge]

I would rather have 4 rooks than a qqueen

[cinder sluice]

i'd rather having 10 bishops instead of a king

[inland crater]

I am just a random guy but all I know is that ily take care and stay healthy (:

[odd verge]

I would rather sacrifice my king for a queen

[old thistle]

Lol

[potent merlin]

No idea. Wanna hear my crazy low rated thought about this eval?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-smh-wrong-no-gif-20802904

[old thistle]

Sure

I don't even know them lol

[grim edge]

that is something

[old thistle]

I replied to them here in general

[grim edge]

its something 🥵

[next siren]

i used to but it sucks bruh

[tropic slate]

It became boring after some time

[grim edge]

OH LAWD HAVE MERCY

WHERE DO U GET THESE

[tropic slate]

Gamnus Kralsen

[potent merlin]

Black has nice pawns but I think their pieces are actually not that good. I think the eval is like equal because white will push queenside pawns and 2 trades will give the rooks a lot of space to maneuvre

[grim edge]

HELL YEA

THANK YOUUUUUU

wallpapers.....?

[old thistle]

Hmm interesting

[tropic slate]

Qh7#

[next siren]

h7

I was in this position yesterday

damn

[tropic slate]

oh wowie

[visual tendon]

positions that totally happened in real games part 65457863975628

i was thinking the same lol

[unique portal]

Hola everyone

[tropic slate]

holy adams family

[visual tendon]

said the anime pfp'd pride thing

also what u developing lol

[old thistle]

Very nice series. I can't wait for season 2

[tropic slate]

nobody did

[visual tendon]

id like to know

[unique portal]

tOday I had a weird experience

coz I won chess match by luck

[edgy kite]

can we take a minute for hikaru? even when magnus played his worst blitz, gave hikaru 20sec, gave him white to play, hikaru showed us, he is not a chess player he is a professional streamer. that deservs a minute of respect.

[tropic slate]

magnet carpet's son

[visual tendon]

lmao

[unique portal]

i didn't watch the stream
how did it go?

[edgy kite]

you have to rewatch it. 100% better than a hollywood movie

[visual tendon]

damn good luck lol

[tropic slate]

send a link

[unique portal]

ill watch it tomorrow then

[potent merlin]

@old thistle I made this position in stockfish if you're interested

[visual tendon]

google it?

[tropic slate]

I have peak wifi

[visual tendon]

what country

[edgy kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgfuj1lZ128&ab_channel=Chess.com

[old thistle]

What's the eval. There is no way black is not better

[tropic slate]

ukraine

[tropic slate]

thanks

[haughty portal]

I got another cool checkmate y'all wanna see or is master zax here

[visual tendon]

geez thats tough

[old thistle]

I haven't seen Zax rn

[visual tendon]

id like to see it send the link

[haughty portal]

I can just put a picture

[low blade]

hiiii

[visual tendon]

aight

[old thistle]

Hi

[visual tendon]

sup

[old thistle]

[low blade]

whats y'alls elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> scipio

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1907 (1907 peak)
Blitz: 1782 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1830 (1815 peak)

[visual tendon]

we got it as roles

[haughty portal]

I'm super bad I'm 224

[low blade]

yea but uk 500-999 is a huge range

[visual tendon]

yo tf was that a1 english lmao

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> deityindra

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1634 (1732 peak)
Blitz: 1166 (1432 peak)
Bullet: 1188 (1450 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Nieto (christian0106)

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Name: Christian Nieto (christian0106)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2059 (2087 peak)
Blitz: 1706 (1706 peak)
Bullet: 1490 (1510 peak)

[visual tendon]

lmao

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> excalizan

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 847 (1284 peak)
Bullet: 918 (1157 peak)

[next siren]

find checkmate in 130

[tepid panther]

Little upset my blitz rating doesn't show

[low blade]

damn u'll get better

[old thistle]

Not this again

[edgy kite]

dam you guys are crazy
/profile

[tall mountain]

halo plplaplsapgmad

[low blade]

give me ideas to name my dog

[old thistle]

Wdym

[visual tendon]

he is ataturk google him

[haughty portal]

I mean I've gotten like 30 ELO today so I'm def improving

[edgy kite]

im so bad it doesent even show my stats xD

[low blade]

oh shit sad

[visual tendon]

cool

[low blade]

nice

[young wedge]

bloodbath

[visual tendon]

nice

[tepid panther]

I don't see it in my roles

[tall mountain]

nice

[old thistle]

The role is highest of rapid and blitz

[visual tendon]

it shows your top rating

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> C G (cg_94)

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Name: C G (cg_94)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 978 (1140 peak)
Blitz: 1210 (1320 peak)
Bullet: 882 (1024 peak)

[visual tendon]

amongst all time controls

[haughty portal]

me ong

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Marten Haavandi (8bit_proto)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1061 (1112 peak)
Blitz: 776 (814 peak)
Bullet: 566 (705 peak)

[tepid panther]

Ohhh that makes sense

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> leaffchess

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1099 (1123 peak)
Blitz: 1142 (1275 peak)
Bullet: 615 (618 peak)

[old thistle]

Not quite

[visual tendon]

wdym

[old thistle]

Be active

[tall mountain]

borin

[old thistle]

Bullet doesn't count for example

[visual tendon]

whats a fot

[tall mountain]

im 2445

[visual tendon]

ooh ic

oh i just learnt 2 pieces on info in 10 seconds lol

[inland crater]

Guys

[visual tendon]

ye

[inland crater]

Why does the knight take a big L?

[visual tendon]

why

is he a loser?

[inland crater]

Idk

[visual tendon]

whos kis

[inland crater]

Kisma ba-

[visual tendon]

ah shi i always fall for that stuff lmao

at least i dont have kenya

[grim edge]

Whose kenya

[visual tendon]

kenya fit theese ba-

[inland crater]

Anyways it's so sad magnus is suffering with Ligma. I hope he gets better soon...

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-anime-omg-wtf-cant-unsee-gif-5159766

[visual tendon]

whats ligma

[haughty portal]

What's the difference between jelly and jam

[visual tendon]

what

[inland crater]

Idk what

[grim edge]

I dont know who steve jobs is

[visual tendon]

lmafo

[inland crater]

Yes why not?

[haughty portal]

dam they didn't like that one

[inland crater]

Censored

[visual tendon]

lmao

[glossy shale]

the bishop at 10km

[visual tendon]

perished out of existence

[grim edge]

Whats this app wtf

[old thistle]

What's the eval?

[visual tendon]

yo what the lmao

[potent merlin]

Droidfish

[old thistle]

What were you doing?

[inland crater]

Damn missed them

[potent merlin]

@old thistle in the bottom it shows 3 best moves for white

[old thistle]

Oh right you said that before. I forgot

[visual tendon]

wth

[old thistle]

I don't see the eval though

[restive storm]

White is slightly better

[edgy kite]

is it true that the less hair you have, the better you can play chess?

[old thistle]

Damn what

I would take black any day

[restive storm]

It says 0.46

[grim edge]

Cowabonga

[glossy shale]

me:

[potent merlin]

0.46 for white

[dreamy sinew]

Yes thats why magnus carlsen is the best

[visual tendon]

literally every teenager nowadays (i am one)

[inland crater]

You mean Romania?

[visual tendon]

oh cool

[grim edge]

Scipio master of throwing teach me your ways

[old thistle]

Oh that thing is the eval

[restive storm]

With correct play white should be able to defend against the pawns

[inland crater]

Nice. Anyone here wanna play Geoguessr?

[grim edge]

Which also translates to "hes fked"

[potent merlin]

@old thistle BTW I let the 2 stockfish play and white pushed both pawns in first 4 moves. That should be the reason why white isn't losing

[old thistle]

1 Have no idea what you are doing
2.Get into a better position because your opponent misplays it
3.You realize that you are winning
4.Throw
5.You lost the game so bad

[grim edge]

I see

I will remember your words master

[old thistle]

Sweet

[restive storm]

@old thistle also since white has the squares in front of the c and d pawns under control already so it'll be hard for black to make any progress (they have aight squared bishop)

[visual tendon]

he is the CHOOSEN ONE

[restive storm]

The first step in chess is to realize you never know what you're doing

[red atlas]

nerd moment

[timber moat]

Hi

[old thistle]

Exactly

[old thistle]

Hi

[visual tendon]

the second step is to repeat until you know what you're doing

[frigid skiff]

is draw right?

[tropic slate]

Qh7# duh

[timber moat]

How’s y’all doin

[frigid skiff]

blunder

[restive storm]

Best play should be draw

[frigid skiff]

i would throw that for sure

[old thistle]

Qh7 or Qa2

[restive storm]

Probably same

[old thistle]

I didn't know we got a regular role lol

[tropic slate]

true, better capture that rook on g5

[frigid skiff]

its basically frenemy

[old thistle]

Qh7 then

Interesting

[frigid skiff]

oh

[potent merlin]

Frenemy much cooler name

[frigid skiff]

fr

[old thistle]

Looking for checks. Very hard task because there are so many

[winged sage]

im bata get 600 elo soon

[tropic slate]

ok

(edited) moment

[frigid skiff]

keep the grind up

[tropic slate]

Yes

[frigid skiff]

no i would do the same thing

[tropic slate]

Be ashamed of yourself

[frigid skiff]

duck whyd u instant delete that

[winged sage]

i know how to do that

[next siren]

no

[winged sage]

the one he deleted

[potent merlin]

@grim edge damn unity you are 1 k blitz since when??

[frigid skiff]

b

[potent merlin]

Nice

[primal shore]

Btw can you guys ping me when anitta gets on

[frigid skiff]

yeah that one deserved to be deleted

[potent merlin]

What time control do you play?

[winged sage]

lmao

[primal shore]

I got smt import I gotta talk to her about regarding the chess.com discord

[potent merlin]

I tried 5/5 and everyone at 950 blitz is like 1500 rapid

So now I'm 910 blitz

[primal shore]

Ducky

Ily

[frigid skiff]

sal

[primal shore]

Sal

That's storm and i's ship name

[potent merlin]

You're here 24/7, there will be no need

[primal shore]

Storm And Lucy :3 SAL

[frigid skiff]

what

[primal shore]

I did

[frigid skiff]

storm hasnt been online for a while

[grim edge]

Ps4 gambit

I CAN PREMOVE ON PS WOW

Fr fr

[next siren]

f3

[frigid skiff]

if i get enemy of the server im gonna give away 100 dollars of nitro

[delicate arrow]

How do u play on ps?

[grim edge]

Internet browser

Its on ps

[next siren]

oh wait

[delicate arrow]

Hmm

I tried it but its so laggy man

Does mouse and keyboard work when u play chess on browser?

[grim edge]

Honestly u shouldn't i do it for the memes

[primal shore]

Only? 🥱🥱🥱

[delicate arrow]

Right

[frigid skiff]

what

[grim edge]

Ps browser ?

[delicate arrow]

Yea

[primal shore]

I make 15.15 euro an hour 🥱🥱

[grim edge]

Well ik that u can connect keyboard onto ps maybe it will work

[frigid skiff]

ok

[grim edge]

Don't expect to play like andrew tho

[delicate arrow]

Btw anyone here based in Dubai?

[delicate arrow]

Yo

U live here?

[cinder sluice]

what about me? 🥶

[grim edge]

Tourist bro hehe

[delicate arrow]

👍

[grim edge]

Salam

[cinder sluice]

Who are you?

Its a joke i know who you are 😭

[winged sage]

guys

https://www.chess.com/member/sayonarab1tch report her for toxicity

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imduck82 (furry)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: imduck82 (furry)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 687 (828 peak)
Blitz: 665 (672 peak)
Bullet: 956 (1056 peak)

[winged sage]

guys

[cinder sluice]

im 370 bullet 😭

[winged sage]

are you proud of me?

[tepid panther]

Facts bullet is bad for your chess

[winged sage]

💩

[cinder sluice]

here you go guys its loading

[winged sage]

r u gonna get a fide rating or something

[tepid panther]

I wish I can do that. I have to stick to quick chess and 1 day tournaments because of work

[cinder sluice]

Otb bullet is probably chaotic

[winged sage]

whats ur otb rating

[last verge]

functions on two variables

[primal lotus]

Yes

[last verge]

oh god they're making double integrals now

[cinder sluice]

Why do you not have rating role?

[last verge]

desmos doesn't do 3d

[cinder sluice]

oh

[last verge]

/profile

[tepid panther]

I wanted to play in the space coast open, but I couldn't take off in time. Sam Shankland came out and apparently was hella cocky lol. Best type of chess player

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1922 (1922 peak)
Blitz: 1845 (1845 peak)
Bullet: 1836 (1836 peak)

[sleek oriole]

if I won't have the same ratings as you in a year, I retire.

[last verge]

i been busy the past few days no time

[tepid panther]

1900-2k is one of the hardest jumps you do in chess

[cinder sluice]

tried it

[last verge]

i believe you were higher rated than me for a period of time

[cinder sluice]

im so good

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> defaultedwastaken

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2025 (2025 peak)
Blitz: 1651 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 1765 (1775 peak)

[last verge]

bad blitz 😹

[cinder sluice]

900 to 400 was the fastest jump for me

[tepid panther]

17-1800 for me. Took me like a week and a half

[sleek oriole]

idk maybe, but now I wanna be like you😂

[last verge]

its not that hard the ~2k player pool is about 40% shit

the 3+0 pool is pretty sweaty though

[cinder sluice]

wait really?

[tepid panther]

100% shit*

[cinder sluice]

thats good cuz im like 500 blitz

[last verge]

you get some players that know how to control the game and handle positions but you also get a lot of complete bozos

[sleek oriole]

I noticed that half of the players are geniouses, the other half don't know chess basically.

[cinder sluice]

what makes you think I can win against higher rated players though? 😭

[last verge]

an 1867 with 2 minutes on the clock and up a rook played this move against me with the black pieces

i intentionally hung my queen because i blundered a lot of stuff and i was about to give up on the game but he missed it and i went on to win

[tepid panther]

I would say 60% shit to keep it accurate. A little less than half you lose because your opponent punishes a blunder or you just get outplayed

[loud gazelle]

Hey

[last verge]

yeah its a good example of the shitness of the 2k player pool

[last verge]

i err on the lower side just because i occasionally get paired against actual good players

i got it ages ago

[loud gazelle]

Hi every one who is highest of u guys?????

[sleek oriole]

U tried to trick him or sum? anyways it worked xdd

[sleek oriole]

ah i see

[tepid panther]

Good luck man, you definitely have it in you to hit 2k

[grim edge]

hihihihi

[last verge]

yeah he tried this earlier in the game but the pin is bad for two reasons (try to find both reasons as an exercise) and i was just up a bishop, but i hung a rook and then my bishop and i was about to give up but i got his queen lol

told u, fake 2k 😹

[smoky herald]

/profile

[last verge]

the alex knight incident

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> meitos

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1594 (1621 peak)
Blitz: 903 (945 peak)
Bullet: 864 (1034 peak)

[tepid panther]

Sheesh. I haven't lost to anyone in this discord yet. Not in an actual game. I lost a daily game to dumbass @ornate ivy

[grim edge]

What did i come back to

[last verge]

no way, chess

[normal hatch]

Skill issue. Get good kid

[grim edge]

I will be the one to defeat you just you wait 5 years music man

[smoky herald]

Whats ur elo

[ornate ivy]

Skill issue

@tepid panther

[last verge]

maybe if i took adderall i have a chance of beating u

[tepid panther]

Our current game is just a draw smh

[tepid panther]

That's actually foul

[last verge]

hot

[smoky herald]

How is everyone here like 2200 elo

[tepid panther]

Bro uses it as a trophy

[last verge]

im 192 rated

[grim edge]

Why is that even a brilliant and why are you winning

[smoky herald]

Crazy

[tepid panther]

Probably sleeps in bed with a screenshot of the game

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[last verge]

Kxh5 Nxf4+ Rxf4 Qxf2

[ornate ivy]

Just played it

[tepid panther]

I would've freaked out too. I'm so ass

[smoky herald]

Is 1600 good at 14 tho

[grim edge]

Wait nvm

[ornate ivy]

It’s fine

[smoky herald]

Alr

[tepid panther]

Moon when did we become homies

[grim edge]

I see it

A nasty win of a queen

Cute

[ornate ivy]

Idk

[tepid panther]

These things just happen ig

[grim edge]

Moon why are you the tourney soldier

[smoky herald]

Bros homies on dc

[grim edge]

All friendships start on the weirdest of places

[ember kettle]

Litterly brilliant

[grim edge]

Whats this for anyway

[smoky herald]

Ye

[worn ice]

matteotarghini (1022) vs. IamAGodOfChess (1039)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Bc5 3. Nf3 d6 4. exd6 Ne7 5. e3 cxd6 6. Nc3 Bg4 7. Bb5+ Nbc6 8. Bd2 a6 9. Be2 Ne5 10. Nxe5 Bxe2 11. Qxe2 dxe5 12. Rd1 Qb6 13. Ne4 O-O 14. Nxc5 Qxc5 15. a3 Qxc2 16. O-O Qxb2 17. Rb1 Qxa3 18. Rxb7 Qd6 19. Rd1 Qf6 20. Bb4 Rab8 21. Bxe7 Qc6 22. Rxb8 Rxb8 23. h3 Qe4 24. Qf3 Qc2 25. Rd8+ Rxd8 26. Bxd8 e4 27. Qf4 Qd1+ 28. Kh2 Qxd8 29. Qxe4 h6 30. Qb7 a5 31. Qb5 Qd6+ 32. g3 Qd2 33. Kg2 Qa2 34. Qe8+ Kh7 35. Qe4+ g6 36. Qe7 a4 37. h4 a3 38. h5 g5 39. Qf6 Qb3 40. f4 Qc2+ 41. Kh3 Qc8+ 42. Kh2 Qe8 43. Qf5+ Kg8 44. Qa5 Qe7 45. Qa8+ Qe8 46. Qxa3 Qc8 47. Qd3 Qg4 48. fxg5 Qxh5+ 49. Kg2 hxg5 50. Qf5 Qg6 51. Qc8+ Kg7 52. Qh3 Qc2+ 53. Kf3 Qc6+ 54. Kf2 Qe6 55. Ke2 Qxh3 56. Kd3 Qh2 57. e4 Qh8 58. Kd4 Qa8 

[alpine haven]

9 pm or am?

[ember kettle]

Pm

[grim edge]

Huh

[ember kettle]

Lmao

[grim edge]

But why

[ember kettle]

I’m bad at chess in the motioning

[grim edge]

I see

[ember kettle]

THEY REMOVED MISSED WIN

NOOOO

[grim edge]

They did not

[alpine haven]

What country are you from? Cause same time

[ember kettle]

They replaced it with miss

[grim edge]

I still have it

[ember kettle]

I’m from America but I’m in Egypt rn

[grim edge]

[ember kettle]

Also I love mega knight 💕

[worn ice]

IamAGodOfChess (1047) vs. agarwalraj4 (1046)

Move List

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. Nc3 Nxc3 4. dxc3 e6 5. Nf3 Be7 6. Bf4 O-O 7. Bc4 d5 8. Bd3 f5 9. exf6 Bxf6 10. Nd4 e5 11. Qh5 g6 12. Bxg6 hxg6 13. Qxg6+ Bg7 14. Bxe5 Qe8 15. Qxg7# 

[alpine haven]

Make sense

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

I have diamond

I am a sturgeon

[leaden tide]

Hey koniwhiwa

[tepid panther]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/00Eb9IOXfJgxek5iGDpiO4?si=ZABSWDvoRoGJueFAAdiZ_Q

[upbeat viper]

that's why you need to know your pawn endgames

no lichess links please

[sleek oriole]

for me it does, even spams.

[tepid panther]

But Spotify links are A okay lmao

[rotund field]

Meow

[tepid panther]

Do brilliants scale at elo?

[upbeat viper]

brilliants are harder and harder to get indeed

low elo players get brilliants much more easily

[tepid panther]

I feel like some of my moves should be classified as brilliant but cc is like nah bitch you should've seen that anyway

[upbeat viper]

exactly

[tepid panther]

Like this one

[upbeat viper]

because you become better

[upbeat viper]

kinda obvious one indeed

[tepid panther]

My opponent gets a brilliant for that tho which I'd argue is even more obvious

[upbeat viper]

cuter

[tepid panther]

Ig so

[grim edge]

S

[upbeat viper]

anyway

[tepid panther]

Basically just massive copium coming from me

[upbeat viper]

kek

[lethal lotus]

I mean if takes mate is unstoppable

[placid stone]

Oi oi oi

[grim edge]

Anybody wanna play blitz or rapid?

[tepid panther]

Duh

[lethal lotus]

I wouldn’t say it’s brilliant for ur level tho

[tepid panther]

Same

[upbeat viper]

[neon musk]

These 1600s are driving me crazy

[jade osprey]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nxe5 Nxe5 5. d4 Nc6 6. d5 Ne5 7. f4 Ng6 8. e5
   Ng8 9. d6 cxd6 10. exd6 Qb6 11. Nb5 Kd8 12. f5 Ne5 13. Bf4 f6 14. Qd2 a6 15. Be3
   Qc6 16. Qa5+ Ke8 17. Nc7+ Kd8 18. Ne6+ Ke8 19. Qd8+ Kf7 20. Qxf8# 1-0

[tough garden]

Go back to 300 then, that works for me

[grim edge]

Anybody wanna play blitz or rapid?

[upbeat viper]

yummy pawn

[neon musk]

Bro forgor that queens move in straight lines

[alpine haven]

I will quit chess 😞

[upbeat viper]

he didn't see it

I mean

must have happened to you too

👀

[tough garden]

Maybe he did see it

[upbeat viper]

noway you never blundered a queen

[neon musk]

Of course

[tough garden]

And thought pawn>queen

[neon musk]

Sometimes even multiple times a day

[upbeat viper]

rip opponent anyway

yeah 'tilt'

nice theme

lmao

[eternal haven]

Let’s play

[alpine haven]

500 to 430 so I will quit

[neon musk]

I'm 1900 rapid, but 1700 blitz
Do you guys think I should play 5+5 blitz to get my blitz higher?

[lethal lotus]

No

[rugged comet]

hi

hello

[upbeat viper]

nah just keep spamming 5+0 blitz

I mean, not really spamming, else you'll tilt

but yeah 5+0 >

[lethal lotus]

30sec best

[rugged comet]

im a beginner at chess so hopefully ill learn something here

[lost lance]

hurts more than a breakup

[upbeat viper]

bullet = trash

[river bison]

Why can’t I send pics?

[upbeat viper]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@upbeat viper With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[upbeat viper]

read

[lethal lotus]

No🤓

[upbeat viper]

[river bison]

Ok grandpa you want to sit there playing classical

[upbeat viper]

🧓

[alpine haven]

Rate position

[rotund field]

Meow

[worn ice]

trixter31 (988) vs. IamAGodOfChess (1046)

Move List

1. g3 d5 2. Bg2 e5 3. e3 d4 4. b3 Ba3 5. Bxa3 Nc6 6. Ne2 dxe3 7. fxe3 Nd4 8. exd4 exd4 9. Bb2 Bg4 10. O-O Bf3 11. Bxf3 Qf6 12. Nxd4 Qb6 13. Qe1+ Ne7 14. Kg2 O-O-O 15. Bg4+ f5 16. Qxe7 Rxd4 17. Bh3 Rxd2+ 18. Rf2 Qxf2+ 19. Kh1 Rd1+ 

[rotund field]

Bruh

[river bison]

Can someone analyze my last game on cc.com

My username is ErikHoti

[upbeat viper]

if you have any chess improvement questions, ask in #💬〡improvement-talk or check https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040028251965358121

[rugged comet]

k ty!

[lethal lotus]

Just dont blunder queen and 👍

[violet dawn]

quitting chess i just got styled on terribly

[rotund field]

Yes i want to be 900

[lethal lotus]

I only wish

[rotund field]

[lethal lotus]

😹

[quartz ginkgo]

[lethal lotus]

Thats deep

[quartz ginkgo]

[near turret]

hey

[lethal lotus]

Brooo no way

that goes so deep ong

[upbeat viper]

what's that

you try to find the function ?

mh

[quartz ginkgo]

[lethal lotus]

DAMNNN THATS SOOO DEEP BRO

[quartz ginkgo]

[lethal lotus]

Keep going thats so poetic

[quartz ginkgo]

[lethal lotus]

Oh my gawd

[thick zephyr]

Always losing rating becauee my opponent thinks too long for his first move then I click abort game and then he moves exactly before I click so it says I gave up....

[lethal lotus]

And the part where the x is on the end 😩

[quartz ginkgo]

sometimes... the best thing is not to love.

[spiral badger]

Skill issue

[queen canyon]

who wants to play a chess match?

[lethal lotus]

🤓

[spiral badger]

I’ll play a 10 min unrated if you want

[queen canyon]

sure, exactly what i wanted

[quartz ginkgo]

n realms of squares, where strategy resides,
Where kings and queens their battles do abide,
A dance of intellect, a timeless art,
Where minds collide and passions set apart.

On black and white, a symphony unfolds,
With knights and bishops, tales yet to be told,
Pawns in their humble march, aspirations high,
A tapestry of moves beneath the sky.

Each piece a verse, with purpose and desire,
A canvas woven, passions set on fire,
The rook, a tower, steadfast and bold,
Defends its realm, a sentinel untold.

The bishop glides, on diagonals it weaves,
An elegant grace, the soul it conceives,
Through shadows and light, it seeks its aim,
A conduit of dreams, a poetic flame.

The knight, a steed, with beauty and might,
Leaping through time, in a mystical flight,
Its path untamed, a valiant endeavor,
To capture glory, the knight will not sever.

And then, the queen, a sovereign divine,
Her power immense, her reign doth shine,
She roams the board, a force to behold,
A regal muse, a story to unfold.

The king, a monarch, with a fragile throne,
His safety sought, his struggles not unknown,
In careful steps, he navigates the war,
A figurehead, his subjects to adore.

In this realm of kings, where dreams take flight,
A symphony of thought, a battle of might,
Chess, a poetic tapestry of the mind,
Where worlds collide, and beauty we find.

[spiral badger]

My username is dislikebutton btw

[queen canyon]

hold on a sec i need to login again i somehow got logged out

[quartz ginkgo]

no way mine is likebutton

[lethal lotus]

Wow i would never have known 💀

[queen canyon]

https://play.chess.com/1xa31

[noble wing]

wow dead chat
How is everyone

[grim edge]

Dead server

[noble wing]

You joined today so idk if you can have an opinion on that

[grim edge]

Dead server

how good/bad is this

[granite socket]

Tenminste is je rapid score hoog

[grim edge]

AGHHHHH i cant concentrate at all i

[thick zephyr]

Nee

Ik ging van 700 naar 693 lol

[grim edge]

And theres a frenchie here oof

Sup duck

What to do

When the chess isnt chessing

I guess

[spiral badger]

I reviewed game btw

I don’t have diamond anymore though sadly

[grim edge]

I cant concentrate neither on my studies neither on chess

My brain is a mess

Can you imagine a country where they dont sell ANY adhd medicine

Cuz they're "basically drugs"

Its impossible to even get ritalin

[normal hatch]

Survival of the fittest

[queen canyon]

how did we do

[spiral badger]

You can review game once I review it btw

[grim edge]

It sucks man

[spiral badger]

Whenever I send image replying to someone it doesn’t work

[queen canyon]

at least i played like 1000+

[grim edge]

Good job alex

[granite socket]

Oh nouja alsnog gwn prima score toch

[granite socket]

Its dutch

[grim edge]

I was just fking with you dw

[granite socket]

I know lmao dw

[wild sinew]

Hello

[grim edge]

That doesnt exist

Youre imagining things

Puerto Rico isnt a place

[karmic moss]

Guys I want dicc

[grim edge]

What

DiCaprio?

Dictatorship

[karmic moss]

Dickenlargement

[brittle elm]

anyone else here watching the europa league final ?

[grim edge]

Deleting evidence

europa like the moon?

[karmic moss]

Europe? What's that?

[grim edge]

I was gonna but i had exams

[brittle elm]

💀 its a football tournament

[queen canyon]

thanks

[grim edge]

Its a place apparently

[karmic moss]

What's in there

[grim edge]

Messi

[karmic moss]

Never heard of that tbh

[karmic moss]

And who is this messi

[grim edge]

Somtimes even ronaldo

[grim edge]

Hes a goat named messi

[karmic moss]

New words smh

[brittle elm]

bro destroyed ronaldo fr

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ميسي-rkh16-gif-21967443

Look at him

[sage narwhal]

Hi

[brittle elm]

i see harry maguire and messi

[grim edge]

true

[karmic moss]

Huh? The man is the goat, and what the the goat is the man?

[grim edge]

Dead server

[wild sinew]

Ok

[grim edge]

my reaction

[wild sinew]

Where’s my flair?

[grim edge]

Hes the goat

His stand

Have you watched jojo

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge don't post such gif

[wild sinew]

This message was a test to see if I had a flare on my Discord account

[grim edge]

why

[brittle elm]

im pretty sure he is just messing around ngl

[upbeat viper]

#〘📝〙rules

[grim edge]

I know

[brittle elm]

with some people you just never know tbh

[grim edge]

Theres no one that doesnt know who messi is

[karmic moss]

The man is the goat? Whattt

[grim edge]

Yes hes kinda like star platinum

[brittle elm]

a random one year old in the sahara desert be like

[karmic moss]

Stars are not made of platinum

They r made of solar dust

[sage narwhal]

Hi people

[karmic moss]

With He and H

[grim edge]

Nahhh everyone knows him

[sage narwhal]

no one talking to me?

[brittle elm]

idk jeff

[grim edge]

Hi ninja

[brittle elm]

nope

[sage narwhal]

Why bro

[brittle elm]

idk

[grim edge]

Star and also Platinum

[sage narwhal]

Sed

[sage narwhal]

Hi Cellen how are you?

[brittle elm]

1 am but still going strong 💪

[karmic moss]

But how can a man be an animal, a metal and a solar body at the same time.... I'm so confused urghhh

[brittle elm]

he is also...

[brittle elm]

an alien

[grim edge]

Imagine hitting a brilliant on ps

[narrow orchid]

What is chess

[sage narwhal]

chess.com

[narrow orchid]

no

[sage narwhal]

lol

[karmic moss]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Thanks

[karmic moss]

U dead baby

[narrow orchid]

idk

[karmic moss]

No he is from his not us

[narrow orchid]

punch wall, if it hurts, youre not in the us

[brittle elm]

indian walls be like

[karmic moss]

I also hit walls when I'm angry, it's just they are thick ass concrete walls

[narrow orchid]

we punch a wall, our hand breaks off

[willow totem]

I HATE AFK

[karmic moss]

Exactly, I'm indian well

[willow totem]

WHY DO PEOPLE AFK MID CHESS GAME

[jade osprey]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @willow totem, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[sage narwhal]

😂 Indian walls be like: Naah you can't compete my toughness

[jade osprey]

it's made to not let Mexicans enter the usa

trump's idea

[willow totem]

i just did the discord connect thing

[queen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-fly-fly-scare-fly-hapesas-screen-bug-gif-24360955

[willow totem]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-losinj69-gif-12181205

[jade osprey]

general be dead af

[willow totem]

do i look like having no balls

its okay its a chess server

[normal hatch]

balls

[queen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/laron-lalat-serangga-bug-fly-gif-16469580

[willow totem]

wouldnt expect massive chats coming in

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nmtomking

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2521 (2521 peak)
Blitz: 2631 (2631 peak)
Bullet: 2371 (2371 peak)

[sage narwhal]

[normal hatch]

Must hurt

[sage narwhal]

What we call them?

[grim edge]

thanks man

[jade osprey]

castrating

[grim edge]

Yeah

Malaysia bro

[sage narwhal]

We call them Nobles?

[grim edge]

Oo i see

Wna learn Malay?

hi

I just give some couple words

[sage narwhal]

HI

[grim edge]

Leclercccccccc

[cinder owl]

Hi

[sage narwhal]

F i want that thing spinning on your pfp

[grim edge]

Yeah worst team in season but im in love with it

[grim edge]

real

[grim edge]

you can have free nitro with epic games

Whats the workout bro

Your genetics insane

[old thistle]

My lowest accuracy in a while

[sage narwhal]

is that again that sketchy Credit card submission thing?

[grim edge]

Abs genetics

i dont know my friend just gave it to me

Ik its hardwork but someone ppl only have 3 abs no matter how hard they work

[sage narwhal]

oh

[grim edge]

hi

[sage narwhal]

Hola

[true aspen]

Hi I have a semi-serious question. How can I design a chess variant to try out? I want to design a chess game where we get an extra move which is to switch the position of two pieces (one of mine with one of the opponent’s). I want to try out this gameplay and see if it can be fun. Where can I test this online? I suppose I can test it in person but in the long run would like it to be online too…

[restive storm]

idk either

You probably have to do some coding though

[upbeat viper]

idk

[vast sierra]

that looks like desmos

[true aspen]

Ok thanks

[wild sinew]

How?

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kitty-cute-meow-gif-15654030

Wha

[viral epoch]

Boys are hot

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/realkimroro-police-gif-23236998

[wild sinew]

📸

[viral epoch]

Zelly you silly

[rotund field]

meow

[viral epoch]

[rotund field]

y=mx+b

Im a genius ik

I hate f(x)

fake y

[wild sinew]

Red is y= 1/2

[viral epoch]

Nom nom sulfuric acid

[wild sinew]

At least I think

[viral epoch]

😋

[rotund field]

U had me confused with the x=

[wild sinew]

Tf is correlation?!? I just got out of 8th grade pre algebra

I’ll be a freshman next school year

Oh, yeah I didn’t see that but now I do

Yes, I live in Nebraska in the USA

It’s basically the class that gets you ready for algebra that you will get when you become a freshman

Red is the only one I could do because the rest are non linear

Yes, that one

Wait is that Desmos or Geogebra

[grim edge]

Them mods an L yall

[alpine torrent]

Any1 down for a game?

[grim edge]

I got timed out for 1 day for wanting a relationship with someone's mother

I'd do it again fr

[alpine torrent]

Any1 wanna play a 10 min?

[granite socket]

Whats your score

[wild sinew]

I mean, you can do some pretty cool animation stuff with geogebra

[alpine torrent]

Like 600

[grim edge]

I REMEMBER THAT

[wild sinew]

Yeah

[granite socket]

Lmao same but maybe another day?

[alpine torrent]

Bc I played good ppl and lost that's y its so low

[grim edge]

Bro we need new mods

The turbulence isn't enough

Exactly

[wild sinew]

I’m gonna need something

[grim edge]

/mute cause spongebob note causes actual harm

[limpid cobalt]

anybody tryna play a 10 minute game?

[grim edge]

Oh rely

[wild sinew]

You madman

[subtle perch]

Haha, what a goober

[rotund field]

Meow

🐈

[warm kite]

hello

[rotund field]

[limpid cobalt]

anyone?

[grim edge]

Hamburger

[rotund field]

byebye time for english class

https://tenor.com/view/running-cat-tiny-baby-running-cat-cat-funny-run-gif-26382918

[wild sinew]

Cya

[wild sinew]

Oh

[granite socket]

LMAOO

[grim edge]

Fam I be trying to rizz them up not threaten them

[wild sinew]

It was probably making them uncomfortable

[grim edge]

Bro sit your ass down

I can hear your nerdy voice

Oh nah for real that's Jupiter

Idk bro

[wild sinew]

I wasn’t actually meaning to be rude, I was just saying that they probably felt uncomfortable because maybe they were already in a relationship

[grim edge]

made 3 brilliants in single game in a row

[jolly haven]

W W

[grim edge]

Legit question is this like your first month on discord or the internet as a whole lmfao?

[jolly haven]

[grim edge]

we never take L's around here

Mama jokes have been around for legit centuries

Bro is legit a caveman

[jolly haven]

[grim edge]

Oscar the caveman

[grim edge]

been here since humanity has been known

[jolly haven]

real

[wild sinew]

No, I was talking about the rizzing that got you a warning

[grim edge]

That brotha said mama jokes can make someone uncomfortable, who bro???

[grim edge]

I was talking about someone's mom bro not talking to her lmfao

[jolly haven]

ur elo is 2001!!

[wild sinew]

I see

[grim edge]

Why is bro tryna white knight

So hard?

You ain't getting a mod or e-kittens

[wild sinew]

Ik, idc about getting any of that

[grim edge]

Alr then let me rizz

[wild sinew]

Ok, fine

I misread the situation, and jumped to conclusions

Ik I’m stupid

I’ve been on the internet for quite a while

[wild sinew]

I was born in 2008

A couple weeks shy of 2009

[granite socket]

Word

[wild sinew]

Also, I’ve given up on trying to keep up with trends and memes because meme culture is so bipolar

And I become a lot more mature than my peers

Because I had a bigass reality check at age 9

When I got Ulcerative Colitis

[grim edge]

Bro I am getting old 😔

I am 17,when I was 13 and on discord I would say I was 17 just in case

Time flies

[wild sinew]

We tried two infusion medications, neither worked, we tried a pill med, and if the tablet didn’t work, I would have my colon surgically removed, which could have a chance of death

[grim edge]

omg we do not care

[grim edge]

Thats what your father said to you while leaving for milk

[wild sinew]

Ouch

[grim edge]

😅

bro you 17 and you used dc for 4 years we still do not care

a ti si nas

[grim edge]

You think thats bad? What's worse is having no father figure and a sp pfp

[wild sinew]

Nice one

[jolly haven]

rice coffe

[grim edge]

e nis povlacim sve

[raw frigate]

roast battle?

[grim edge]

srbin si

@grim edge bosanac

[jolly haven]

london system>>>>

[raw frigate]

wtf

[tepid panther]

You're a little baby haha

[wild sinew]

I matured a little quicker than my peers

[jolly haven]

play w me with london system

[grim edge]

@wild sinew the other guy left the server omg

I roasted him so much lmfao

[wild sinew]

I feel much older than my actual age, 14

[wild sinew]

Nice

Ulcerative Colitis at age 9

Ulcers in your colon

[neon musk]

As I already said, these 1600s are driving me crazy

[wild sinew]

Ulcers are basically sores

[grim edge]

Bully them kids

[wild sinew]

Take all their pieces then make as many queens as you can

[viral epoch]

It sounds so goofy in Norwegian

[jolly haven]

eminem cringe

[grim edge]

Eminem the GOAT

[wild sinew]

Basically, I was happy-go-lucky, and then I got dehydrated and constipated on a camping trip and then that turned into ulcerative colitis

[grim edge]

2Pac,Eminem and Biggie>>>anyone else

[placid stone]

0% winrate strikes again

[wild sinew]

And then I realized I could die and I didn’t want to die

Because I realized how sad that would be