💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Demolisher - Slaughter to prevail, is a pretty heavy death metal song

[radiant herald]

I really thought it was prn

[torpid lintel]

Oops

[grim edge]

tbh chess.com should make it that if it's mate in one and the opponent resigns it counts as a win

[timid stratus]

LOL

[grim edge]

Kaunis is a good starter metal band!!

[subtle perch]

How tf u get a skull emoji but not my video

[cobalt beacon]

No

[radiant herald]

I really liked the metal version of paparazzi

[grim edge]

why not?

[grim edge]

I started with slipknot lol, Corey Taylor got me into vocals

[clever gust]

Ah if that's the case with metal.. I'm not quite a big fan.

[torpid lintel]

What is there in your video? 😅

[grim edge]

Try wait and bleed by slipknot

[subtle perch]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[cobalt beacon]

Because someone having a mate in 1 doesn’t mean that they’ll win

They may not see it

And thus blunder the position

[grim edge]

I actually started with Skillet as every christian kid ever

lmao

[grim edge]

true, and resignation still counts as a win technically so

[mossy depot]

hi

[grim edge]

Whitechapel is a solid band

[clever gust]

I don't seem to like metal songs, but i like https://youtu.be/Qzw6A2WC5Qo

[grim edge]

I love the sweet smell of progress

[radiant herald]

Bro why this kid magnus so bad bro probably a 400 elo or sumthing 💀

[grim edge]

You should check enshine

[grim edge]

ok

[clever gust]

How to get gotham knights rol?

[grim edge]

Born of the orisis is good

[grim edge]

#reaction-roles

I was such a noob 💀

[grim edge]

Dont know that one i should checj it out

[frozen escarp]

noob

[clever gust]

Yey do i have it now

[grim edge]

how

guys

[clever gust]

Says, a 800

[grim edge]

Suicide Silence is solid

[grim edge]

Its the FIANCHETTO DESTROYER training arc

[narrow basin]

Damn bro whaat

[grim edge]

adult content will screw up your chess progress

What

Well i gotta go

[grim edge]

uhh

[zenith gull]

chào

[grim edge]

Don't do what I did

[grim edge]

thats true stay focused brothers

[twilit adder]

whats ur elo guys?

[grim edge]

Btw dude how did your games with me go

The inferior me

[flint thunder]

200 :(

[clever gust]

I for some reason dream about doing the white hectus liquid accidently while sleeping almost every day

[torpid lintel]

2000

[grim edge]

1 I threw away and lost bc of a blunder and the other one I also lost

[twilit adder]

u have 2000+ elo

[grim edge]

its now 1-3 with cellen

Rip well

[clever gust]

0 has no value -someone

[flint thunder]

ik :)

[grim edge]

Get him back BOI

[grim edge]

I WILLLLL

[flint thunder]

Yeah i forgot to mention another 0

[grim edge]

lol

[torpid lintel]

I am near to 1500 :) trying to get 1600 haha

[clever gust]

Ayo thats actually a lil sus you know..

[torpid lintel]

So I will try my best to improve haha

[flint thunder]

Overall you've improved a little bit

[clever gust]

Mohit, can i have a game?

[mild apex]

Got my first dub today (this my fourth game now, the past 3 games are rng)

[tropic slate]

psychosocial by slipknot

master of puppets/enter sandman by metallica

Slayer - Raining Blood

Morbid Angel - God Of Emptiness

rammstein - Adios/Feuer Frei

Linkin Park - Faint/ Dont stay

SOAD - Tentative/Toxicity

Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall

Ghost - Cirice

Cannibal Corpse - Scourge of Iron

[torpid lintel]

I am tried but okay send link unrated

[grim edge]

I signed up at december and didn't play until march, which is when I took it seriously

[clever gust]

Just gimme username I'll invite you

[torpid lintel]

What to do in this game?

[grim edge]

They gave me 800 elo and it dropped to like 200 💀

[mild apex]

Go go mohitttt, u can beat him up

[mild apex]

Minesweeper? Havent heard b4?

[flint thunder]

tired*

[tropic slate]

why did I even type this all

[clever gust]

I sent it

[clever gust]

Im sorry.

[tropic slate]

what

[torpid lintel]

Idk I am bad but we can still have fun :)

[flint thunder]

I'm bored of winning games

[somber torrent]

Screw non-walkable cities my city is non-driveable

[grim edge]

play magnus

[torpid lintel]

I did but I always lose

[mild apex]

U can beat him up, u r 1500

[torpid lintel]

Yes thanks!

[torpid lintel]

Play with GM xD

[mild apex]

U need to know patterns and calculations

[flint thunder]

I am planning to challenge him.

[mild apex]

Same as chess.....

[flint thunder]

Challenge accepted!

[torpid lintel]

What to calculate?

[mild apex]

Magnus challenge himself ?!?!

[torpid lintel]

[flint thunder]

[tropic slate]

real

[primal shore]

Well magnus does enjoy sitting at the chess board and playing with himself

[timid stratus]

YEs

[narrow basin]

ayo

[tropic slate]

schizophrenia

[mild apex]

The mines, some may say its too much rng but its not all conditions are rng, some just need calculations

[timid stratus]

The number 69 is not getting away from me

LOL

[flint thunder]

I do that when i don't have my pc and no one to play with

[torpid lintel]

Noted thanks for letting me know :)

[tropic slate]

WILL MAGNUS?

[mild apex]

Wc

[flint thunder]

Yes

[tropic slate]

thank you magnus for letting me know

[flint thunder]

Welcome :)

[foggy anchor]

This

[primal shore]

I love you most :]

[flint thunder]

brah why no titled players giving open challenges

My english became so bad

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-cat-peach-gif-22105225

[grim edge]

rizz

chess !

[ember kettle]

minesweeper is good but b4 is bad

[primal shore]

My English went and died in a hole last night

[grim edge]

why is that

its alr im functionally illiterate

[ember kettle]

LOL

[flint thunder]

y

[native torrent]

how do I disable the news notification? I genuinely don't care about the top players and what they're doing

[potent cosmos]

I am having burnout, im losing all games recently. guys what should i do?

[grim edge]

Take a break

[primal shore]

I went to a concert and idk I got to excited and forgor how to speak English ☠️☠️

[foggy anchor]

Take a break

[native torrent]

take a break, play a different game

[potent cosmos]

alright

[tepid spoke]

Stop playing

[ember kettle]

play chess

[foggy anchor]

XD

[flint thunder]

Bad advice

[tropic slate]

play checkers

[grim edge]

Who’s concert?

[primal shore]

Lovejoy

[grim edge]

nice

[young wedge]

i suck at chess..

[tropic slate]

he sucks at chess…

[flint thunder]

Whoever my next opponent is, I ask them to kindly lose and give my rapid peak back

[undone breach]

[grim edge]

magnus

[undone breach]

magnuts (he nuts )

[tropic slate]

what a brilliant sacrifice

[undone breach]

me reading chat talking about some gibberish e4 e5 nf6

[mild apex]

Lol nice request

[flint thunder]

A brilliant move doesn't need to be a sacrifice

[mild apex]

It is

[undone breach]

no

[mild apex]

100% sacrifice

[tropic slate]

A brilliant move is brilliant

[flint thunder]

I remember one time when i got brilliant without a sac

[undone breach]

i got many times brilliant without sac

[mild apex]

Send the img

[flint thunder]

How do i search it? lmao

[undone breach]

brilliant isnt always sac the queen omg tiktok let me record

[tropic slate]

thats because you blundered next move

[foggy anchor]

alr going to bed

happy gay month

[flint thunder]

I don't remember the last time i blundered

[mild apex]

Dont u review games of u getting brilliants? Screenshot the ones u think it isnt sacrificing the piece

[gusty iris]

yes because your magnus

[grim edge]

my brain thinking why a move is brilliant while I see it as a blunder

[mild apex]

Same to me

[flint thunder]

Actually i mostly review the games i lose..

[tropic slate]

you're*

[gusty iris]

Yes, Drill Sergeant!

[mild apex]

@flint thunder

[flint thunder]

Told ya

[mild apex]

U were meant to say u got brillaint without sacing it?

[mild apex]

My bishop is hanging

[undone breach]

no

[flint thunder]

oh yeah right

[mild nimbus]

anyone wanna play a quick match?

[flint thunder]

wait its not..

[mild apex]

U prob got brilliant move without direct sacing it

[vestal compass]

i dropped 100 elo in the past 3 days

[flint thunder]

Your bishop is not hanging..

[undone breach]

^

[grim edge]

I'm fr getting better at chess

[mild apex]

How?

[undone breach]

you just hunt the king

[timid stratus]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/79284883661 Can someone review this please

[worn ice]

ads5757 (765) vs. Mr_Stockfish_11 (709)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. d3 dxe4 3. dxe4 Qxd1+ 4. Kxd1 Nf6 5. Bd3 Ng4 6. Be3 Nc6 7. Nc3 Nce5 8. Nf3 Nxd3 9. cxd3 Be6 10. h3 Nxe3+ 11. fxe3 O-O-O 12. Kc2 g6 13. Rac1 Bg7 14. d4 Bh6 15. Kb1 Bxe3 16. Rce1 Bxd4 17. Nxd4 Rxd4 18. Rc1 f5 19. exf5 Bxf5+ 20. Ka1 Rhd8 21. a3 Be4 22. Nxe4 Rxe4 23. Rcd1 Rxd1+ 24. Rxd1 Re2 25. g4 Rh2 26. Re1 Rxh3 27. Rxe7 Kd8 28. Rxh7 Rxh7 

[vestal compass]

W discovered

[flint thunder]

It's protected by the knight..

[timid stratus]

Someone review this please

[gray saddle]

Niemann is.......

[mild apex]

But still im down a bishop

[frozen escarp]

😭

[undone breach]

ill send u pic

[mild apex]

Cus pawn takes bishop

[grim edge]

[tropic slate]

2 moods

[vestal compass]

dude thats nothing
imagine that 3x more and in rapid

[timid stratus]

OK

[flint thunder]

My brain is going absolutely stupid i didn't even see the pawn

[grim edge]

I reviewed it

[timid stratus]

Thanks

[mild apex]

Right timing, all brillaints are sacs right?

[gusty iris]

Winning a chess school tournament>chess.com tournament

[sweet palm]

@strange skiff

[undone breach]

accept so i can send

[timid stratus]

Done

[grim edge]

Uh I think so yeah

[sweet palm]

Bro help me u saif ur going to week ago

[grim edge]

[frozen escarp]

blitz is much quicker so all the games go by fast

[grim edge]

[mild apex]

Basically u think brilliant doesnt require sacs, but actually is but not directly sacrificing it

[undone breach]

what is this guy saying

is just good move

[mild apex]

This briliant is also another example @flint thunder

[flint thunder]

ig i just reviewed my game saw that it was brilliant. it might be an indirect sac as you said

[grim edge]

c

[grim edge]

A difficult move to see. which tends to be a sac

[undone breach]

yes but not always

[grim edge]

I don’t think so

[undone breach]

let me check

[grim edge]

Show me a brilliant that isn’t a sac

[novel moat]

@narrow orchid coach when

[timid stratus]

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[swift sonnet]

what is ur original rating

[timid stratus]

600

[swift sonnet]

oh well done

[undone breach]

very najc

[swift sonnet]

*nice?

[undone breach]

no i meant najc

[timid stratus]

Just reached 700

[grim edge]

nice

[timid stratus]

😄

[grim edge]

are innacuracies bad?

[grim edge]

Yea

[swift sonnet]

national association of japanese canadian?

[gray saddle]

blunders

[tropic slate]

are blunders bad?

[grim edge]

Yuh

[timid stratus]

This game do not contain a single inacuracy

[swift sonnet]

not that much actually, it might help in some situations

[fleet moon]

Chessing time

[gray saddle]

brilliant blunders

[undone breach]

jo

[tropic slate]

rick roll

[gusty iris]

never had a rickroll since 2022

[swift sonnet]

...?

[undone breach]

[tropic slate]

holy hell

[flint thunder]

@mild apex I think i found my brilliant move that wasn't a sac wait let me send it

[undone breach]

isnt it just a book opening

[tropic slate]

holy resignation

[gusty iris]

it would be cool if theynadded voice chat in chess 😍

[undone breach]

or am i damb

nic

[grim edge]

Could be quite bad

[undone breach]

chess is silent

[grim edge]

I listen to metal when playing chess

[tropic slate]

just play chess irl

[undone breach]

[chrome void]

guys do u guys know what happened on japan and s.korea?

[undone breach]

🌹

[frigid skiff]

no

[undone breach]

no

[grim edge]

?

[gusty iris]

no one plays chess here

[odd verge]

I honestly prefer checkers

[tropic slate]

yeah people were alive

[undone breach]

🏎️ hop in

[tropic slate]

also breathing and walking

[undone breach]

🏎️ 🚬 vroom vrrom

[chrome void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r8vftnHFRo

[gusty iris]

i never pkayed that game

[chrome void]

I woke up at 6am

bc of siren

[tropic slate]

how dare you

[undone breach]

too bad

[grim edge]

Shoot it down

[undone breach]

goverment trying to fix your sleeping schedule

[grim edge]

🇺🇸

[chrome void]

yep

lol

[undone breach]

china

[cursive parrot]

Lol

[gusty iris]

yes

[chrome void]

russian bear

[grim edge]

good night chat

[frozen escarp]

where is zax

[odd verge]

oh yeah korean was invented by duolingo

[frozen escarp]

sleep well

[gusty iris]

goodnighy twitch streamer

[grim edge]

[undone breach]

im not from freedom country but maby

[odd verge]

nuh uh

[undone breach]

nain

[odd verge]

WYM US

[grim edge]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 MERICA

[odd verge]

we are not the parent of this man

[undone breach]

we have to slip in the ussr memes

[frigid skiff]

mestrado move

[chrome void]

I slept at 3 am and woke up 6am

lol

[undone breach]

i got timed out yesterday 24h i just got untimeout

[flint thunder]

A brilliant move without any sacrifice @grim edge

[undone breach]

i dont know

[chrome void]

Almost of my friends are trained with no sleeping bc of studyin

[swift sonnet]

thats rare xd did u do it

[undone breach]

not good

[flint thunder]

@mild apex

[flint thunder]

Not me lmao

[undone breach]

oh boy

yes

[swift sonnet]

thats disappointing a bit xd but stil nice to see it

[undone breach]

🌹 guess where im from

nop

[frozen escarp]

i need him

[undone breach]

no im from europe wrong

[flint thunder]

So as I said Brilliant moves does not require to have a sacrifice in it.

[chrome void]

My old-friend solved high school math when he was 6th grade 💀

[undone breach]

sit u get an a

[chrome void]

means calculus

[odd verge]

my dude solved depression when he was 5

[undone breach]

[chrome void]

lol

[undone breach]

you know what i got NOTHING

[swift sonnet]

actually thats not the case, sometimes the best move is about the same advantage (and somtimes even more) from the brilliant move

[undone breach]

[frigid skiff]

i solved wold hunger at the age of 4

[dense kite]

Anyone 1v1 blitz?

[undone breach]

i solved world peace in 1999 after that i resigned

[odd verge]

i had a wife at the age of 3 (it was an arranged marriage)

I arranged it myself ofc

[undone breach]

👫

[frigid skiff]

[flint thunder]

You got regular

[frigid skiff]

[undone breach]

i solv cancer

[frigid skiff]

unintended but yeah

[odd verge]

our gene pool is simply too powerful

[frigid skiff]

i love cancer (no actually dont take me seriously)

[broken pendant]

why is chess.com opening explorer so limited

in comparison to lichess

[gusty iris]

in asia if you get a grade under 90 in your report card, be prepared for the broom whooping

[frigid skiff]

and must look goofy asf

[frigid skiff]

i get the chappal whipping

[grim edge]

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36633525/#:~:text=In 2023%2C 1%2C958%2C310 new cancer,occur in the United States.

[undone breach]

red and black flag guess

[gusty iris]

whats chappal

[frigid skiff]

ANGOLA

[broken pendant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/683033647355527239/1111293987928670328/ezgif-2-de3516c229.gif

[undone breach]

no

[frigid skiff]

shoe

[undone breach]

only red and black no others

[broken pendant]

sounds like a terrible flag

[frigid skiff]

ALBANIA

[flint thunder]

Sir, this is chess discord

[gusty iris]

Damn

[swift sonnet]

maybe idk

[undone breach]

man city

[broken pendant]

0 ucl

[undone breach]

jes

[flint thunder]

us

[broken pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/vini-jr-rodrygo-gif-27617327

[undone breach]

benzema more like benzina

ay ay ay look up the communist version

[grim edge]

who wants play blitz ?

[frigid skiff]

b but ronaldo and messi were caught playing chess in 8k ultra hd

[broken pendant]

because they are

[broken pendant]

they weren't even in the room at the same time they took each of them 1 by 1

[flint thunder]

That was fake

[undone breach]

i woke up in a knew buggati

[broken pendant]

wdym fake

[flint thunder]

wdym real

[broken pendant]

they werent actually playing chess it was a photoshoot

[undone breach]

still messi better

[high seal]

Hello

[broken pendant]

no

[undone breach]

yes

[high seal]

Photoshop

[gusty iris]

france climate change wc

[undone breach]

var drit couldnt win this time

[broken pendant]

talk to me when messi dominates in all the leagues he goes to 🤣 messi cant even play outside of laliga

[undone breach]

💀

[frigid skiff]

8k ultra hd

[broken pendant]

cry we won last year

[undone breach]

[broken pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-gif-25816157

[undone breach]

man we talking about the present not the past

[flint thunder]

Messi has a worldcup and ronaldo doesn't

[chrome void]

https://tenor.com/view/spanish-duolingo-surreal-entertainment-they-broke-there-streaks-so-i-broke-there-legs-gif-23364190

[broken pendant]

yeah and we are the present ucl title holders

[broken pendant]

ronaldo has puskas, messi doesn't

[undone breach]

not for long

[high seal]

The pieces that were arranged in the messi and ronaldo chess photoshoot were from magnus and hikaru’s match which resulted in a draw

[broken pendant]

yeah skill issue that we won, make it make sense

[flint thunder]

That's why never compare the goats

[undone breach]

messi has world cup guys

[frigid skiff]

not true, grrrr it was actually between ronald mcdonald and burger king guy

[undone breach]

ronaldo and messi both nice players

[flint thunder]

brilliant

[broken pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-ssh-manchester-united-mufc-shush-gif-10178656

[gusty iris]

without di mari, emi and a few others he wouldnt have gotten it. mbappe deserves it he performed the best

[broken pendant]

mourinho goat manager

[undone breach]

how old is messi

[broken pendant]

42

[dense kite]

Any 1v1?
https://play.chess.com/hdV85

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)

This is the Chess.com profile of tahaahmedpk16. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 477 (562 peak)
Bullet: 602 (602 peak)

[flint thunder]

Cringe when i see it without any banger music

[undone breach]

[broken pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-mourinho-ears-i-cant-hear-you-gif-16343863

[undone breach]

mbappe is going against old granpas

[scarlet barn]

Hello

[undone breach]

messi in his age was going through the prime of the prime

[broken pendant]

didnt know julian alvarez was an old grandpa

[flint thunder]

i really hope gifs have bg music

[undone breach]

[broken pendant]

everyone has their primes at different time

benzema prime was last year lol

[undone breach]

benzina is his name this year

[scarlet barn]

1+5×3

[broken pendant]

too much benzene disrespect

[flint thunder]

MY BOI BENZI

[undone breach]

benz

ben 10

[scarlet barn]

1+5×3

[broken pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/modric-gif-20891157

[undone breach]

honestly

the best player of this world cup

[scarlet barn]

1+5×3=

[undone breach]

was domenik livakovic

the croatian goalkeeper

[gusty iris]

richarlison or mbappe

[flint thunder]

Weren't you here all the time

[undone breach]

na

[gusty iris]

no

[frozen escarp]

16

[undone breach]

how did i get 128

[frozen escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/954538647078699051/1100532070863884449/ezgif.com-crop_1.gif

[gusty iris]

its 21

[frozen escarp]

no it isnt

[quiet sparrow]

I found a snail

[quiet sparrow]

Vietnam lore

[undone breach]

chess player going outside

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/21-gif-19163991

[frigid skiff]

16

[frozen escarp]

ong

[gusty iris]

chess.com players*

[undone breach]

mb mb

[frozen escarp]

lichess >

[quiet sparrow]

If anyone says 18 they should be sent back to the dark ages (middle shool)

[gusty iris]

np

[frigid skiff]

18

[undone breach]

why did i always think middleschool was like the

[next siren]

[flint thunder]

Yup they don't know bodmas

[quiet sparrow]

[undone breach]

any girls in chat

[gusty iris]

lichess have a better anti cheat ngl

[undone breach]

[quiet sparrow]

Women aren't real

[frigid skiff]

he said girls not women

[next siren]

no

[undone breach]

[flint thunder]

🤫

[undone breach]

^

[quiet sparrow]

People with XX chromosomes don't exist

[frigid skiff]

ah shit

[undone breach]

mb i was looking for the yy ones

[quiet sparrow]

Or was it XY

Idk I wasn't paying attention in biology

[undone breach]

its xx

[gusty iris]

i guess all of us were gay this whole time

[next siren]

bro played cagnus

[undone breach]

no

[quiet sparrow]

How do you get 250 😭

[undone breach]

🌻 any woman

[flint thunder]

why dont you add another uhhhh

[grim edge]

livhess

[frigid skiff]

i want to eat something so spicy it will burn me alive

[quiet sparrow]

🤨

[grim edge]

omg bronchodilator

[quiet sparrow]

Molten lava

[undone breach]

[grim edge]

Does a draw restarts my winstreak

[undone breach]

the show with perry platipus is coming up in my mind when u add -ilator

[grim edge]

hello i am going to kill disestablishmentarianism

[gusty iris]

im suprised they let everyone have picture permissions

[undone breach]

why not me

[tropic slate]

hi garfield smoking a pipe

[undone breach]

how to get pic perm

[flint thunder]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-messi-lionel-arjantin-argentina-gif-27264148

yes perry the platypus this is my biggest project yet, one i expect will give you a breath of fresh air.... my bronchodilator !

[undone breach]

bread

[gusty iris]

pessi

[grim edge]

bronchodilatorinator

[undone breach]

donde sta

[grim edge]

Penaldo

[undone breach]

penalty for argentina

[gusty iris]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-pepsi-lionel-pepsi-pionel-pessi-pessi-gif-8259240871327713242

[grim edge]

Penalty for camel dior Chirstoper penaldos

https://tenor.com/view/penaldo-ronaldo-crying-cristiano-fail-gif-18499608

[radiant hearth]

if its bodmas then it is 16 if the equation is by order then it is 18

[flint thunder]

🗿

[undone breach]

me showing off to my friends "yo bro check this out"

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/siuuuuuuuuu-gif-23917576

[grim edge]

real real

[quiet sparrow]

Football is overrated

[grim edge]

I love ronaldo btw

[gusty iris]

stop it

[undone breach]

grown man slips

[quiet sparrow]

American football is every worse

[grim edge]

Hehe siuuu

[undone breach]

sui

[flint thunder]

I am over rated

[radiant hearth]

i love haaland btw

[undone breach]

can we do your mother jokes around here

[radiant hearth]

NO

[undone breach]

your mothers food is over rated to be honest

[grim edge]

Man city better not bottle the champs like arsenal in prem

[undone breach]

you need to get her cooking classes

[quiet sparrow]

What does that even mean

[radiant hearth]

actually

[grim edge]

They finna target u

[radiant hearth]

if they do i lose hope in reality

[undone breach]

it iz what it iz

[gusty iris]

rudriger is haaland's worst nightmare

[undone breach]

i stopped watching football with clubs in 2017 when neymar left barca and prime madrid fell with prime barca

[radiant hearth]

Your mothers cooking is so bad, even satan reminded me to ssay bismillah so he doesnt have to eat it

[grim edge]

He wasnt in 2 half ancelotiti fr said Dont give halland spaces and firts leg all they did was meat ride halland

[undone breach]

i only watch countries now

[undone breach]

i might agree on that

[grim edge]

Haram

[undone breach]

i cook my self

[grim edge]

Anyone needs therapy iam bored

[gusty iris]

correct choice of words

[undone breach]

PUT A SPACE IN THE

[grim edge]

who wants play blitz or rapid ?

I wna help suicidal ppl

[radiant hearth]

ME

[grim edge]

idk what vini was doing in 2 leg

[undone breach]

to be honest life hasent been good man

[grim edge]

dms shawtyyyy

[undone breach]

mbappe playing with his 3rd leg

[grim edge]

Real man

[undone breach]

saying shawty is 2006

[grim edge]

His ghosting in uber eats league

[grim edge]

I miss the good times

[undone breach]

chess is so racist guys

[radiant hearth]

you mean league 1

[undone breach]

white has to go first

[grim edge]

Yeah

[undone breach]

smh

[gusty iris]

3rd leg goes crazy

[grim edge]

LMAO

[undone breach]

jesus

[grim edge]

Pembabe give him his wc final hatrick penalty or he will send dic pics

[undone breach]

aight im out chat gettting cringe again

bye bye my cringy friends

[grim edge]

Lmao

[gusty iris]

bye

[wild oyster]

im the bad boy 😈

[grim edge]

3AM brilliant

[flint thunder]

Basically for example you play e4 the opponent with the black pieces decides it all like it could be nc6 nf6 e5...

[grim edge]

[flint thunder]

i forgot to mention lmao

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

🐧

[flint thunder]

that guy deleted his message

[grim edge]

[flint thunder]

Why is chat dead

[grim edge]

mbabpe @gusty iris

Imma shoot myself yall

[flint thunder]

Nice try

[grim edge]

W ip grabber

[flint thunder]

@/server mod

[grim edge]

😹😹😹😹😹😹

[maiden pendant]

👋

Free nitro scams are bad!

[grim edge]

[flint thunder]

Hello!😃

[grim edge]

[maiden pendant]

Hi

[grim edge]

Me bricked up

[rotund field]

in front of mika is wild 💀

[grim edge]

Someone gift me chess diamond or something

[neon musk]

What about paid nitro scams?

[grim edge]

Plsss

Ayooo mama wsg

[grim edge]

We friends dw

[flint thunder]

You have only 5 messages in #💬〡general-off-topic Isn't that too low?

[rotund field]

[rotund field]

Fr imagine not having 60k

[flint thunder]

Ah ikr

[frigid skiff]

roman kovosky

[flint thunder]

Bye chat 👋👋

[maiden pendant]

Lol, your search function's likely broken

[rotund field]

mika whos the cat in your pfp

[hallow salmon]

What about yours

[rotund field]

his names tater tot 😋

[hallow salmon]

You wanna know mine

[maiden pendant]

It's my cat!

[rotund field]

sure :D

[maiden pendant]

Her name is snuitje, which is Dutch for the word "snout" lol

[rotund field]

well shes cute :)

[frigid skiff]

wait ur alive

[radiant hearth]

i've been gone for like 5 minutes what did i miss

[maiden pendant]

❤️ so is yours!

[gentle steppe]

What a wild Mika in the chat???? Rare pokemon

[hallow salmon]

I dont have a name for him the cat is just going to my backyard and begging for food

[rotund field]

food kitty :0

[radiant hearth]

we talking about cats now?

[maiden pendant]

Wow are you the owner of Kasparovchess??

[rotund field]

When do we not 😋

[hallow salmon]

You got a name for that mf

[gentle steppe]

Dogs>>

[maiden pendant]

wait there's actually so many animal profile pics

[frigid skiff]

gasparov chess close enough

[peak gull]

is it good to sacrifice the exchange with a fianchettod bishop (with an open diagonal)?

[hallow salmon]

Zel do you have the name for the food mf or idk i cant think for a name actually

[rotund field]

Depends on king safety

[gentle steppe]

Nice pink name u have there

[frigid skiff]

what you are asking is unclear, do u mean sacrificing the bishop or sacrificing something to open up the bishop

[rotund field]

food kitty 😋

[low river]

[frigid skiff]

[sinful sequoia]

=]

[rotund field]

What about purple 😋

[hallow salmon]

I got an idea for that name lol

[peak gull]

exchanging a bishop with a rook

[shy crescent]

bro is cold

[rotund field]

meow man

[sinful sequoia]

=]]

[hallow salmon]

Good trade but if its a bad position its bad or idk

[gentle steppe]

@old thistle hey u guess the eval white to move

[frigid skiff]

ah i see; so of course depends on king safety and if your opponent can close up your diagonal with ease or not, if your king's safety depends on your bishop, you won't trade it, but otherwise take the rook

[shy crescent]

blud's body temperature is negative now

damn gasparov

[peak gull]

thank you

[frigid skiff]

worls best pawns b pawn is a weakness though forces you to play passively to defend it, blacks bishop is shit albeit good pawns, most of white's play is also limited due to those kewl center pawns

[gentle steppe]

Cool but i don't see where u guessed the eval

[hallow salmon]

Cream cuz hes white

[sinful sequoia]

freezing

[sinful sequoia]

got some progress 4 reactions

[gusty iris]

congratulations your popular

[grim edge]

Hi chat

[gentle steppe]

Where is scipio

[shy crescent]

sup bro

[sinful sequoia]

dream fullfiled

[gusty iris]

indeed

[grim edge]

AHHHH INDIA GUY PLS DON"T KEEL ME I HAVE FAMILY

[shy crescent]

bro is more popular than cagnus marlsen now

[gusty iris]

cagnus

[shy crescent]

wadafak

[gentle steppe]

sending 4 goons rn

[shy crescent]

HOLY SHIT INDIAN

[grim edge]

OKAY OLAY

[sinful sequoia]

even beating frank and levy

[grim edge]

OKAY PLS DON"T KEEL MY FAMILY

[shy crescent]

I FEAR INDIAN GUYS WHEN PLAYING RAPID

[gentle steppe]

i hope u have a life insurance

[grim edge]

I only played when night time in india and somehow i still meet india and i lose

[gentle steppe]

Indian*

[shy crescent]

they are everywhere

[grim edge]

YEA

[shy crescent]

they dont care about your timezone

[shy crescent]

no matter how you hide, you will always play against an indian somehow

[grim edge]

I have master zex protection

[shy crescent]

say gex

[grim edge]

Gex?

[shy crescent]

you dont get it

it's the same reference as cagnus marlsen

[grim edge]

A

[hallow salmon]

Nikaru hakamura

[grim edge]

NIKA. RU

[shy crescent]

Nepoan

[compact grail]

Nope

[shy crescent]

get me to 5 reactions

i want my mom to be proud

[hallow salmon]

Now 5

[grim edge]

Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó!
Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu DING CHILLING
Wǒ hěn xǐ huān DING CHILLING

[compact grail]

[hallow salmon]

Nuh uh

[lime birch]

Rename General chat to 14 year old zoomer meme channel

[grim edge]

DING CHILLING

[shy crescent]

dan shi sudu yu jiqing jiu he DING CHILING, DING CHILING wo geng xi huan

[glass carbon]

EL BURDIGATO

[lime birch]

True

[glass carbon]

Yes, the air does taste airy i agree

[shy crescent]

I dont get it, why does banana when the mom when?

[gentle steppe]

💀💀

[grim edge]

It been 2days without furry

what a great day

[primal shore]

Who has clash of clans

[grim edge]

me

[primal shore]

I was gonna make an official chess.com clash of clans clan when I get permission from anitta and ima need members so

[grim edge]

i have da game but i don't play

[pine bison]

Clash of clans < clash royale

[primal shore]

Nah

[normal hatch]

ill joing

[grim edge]

if u ping anitta for 30 time u can raid my brother

[pine bison]

Facts

[primal shore]

OG clash is better

[normal hatch]

I suck at cr so much

[pine bison]

Same

[grim edge]

NOOO

[primal shore]

I played it in like 2018 and never again

💀

[tepid spoke]

count me in im th12

[primal shore]

Alr alr

[pine bison]

@tepid spoke u play CR too?

[normal hatch]

Bro cracked

[tepid spoke]

im in the cr clan alr

[normal hatch]

Im th9 or somth

[pine bison]

Ah I see

[primal shore]

I'm th11

I'm rushed tho smh just picked the game back up last month

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[tepid spoke]

too lazy to play sometimes cuz 1 upgrade takes 1-2 weeks

[potent merlin]

Coc devs>cr devs but cr still>coc

[primal shore]

But yea I'll talk to anitta next time she's on and set it up :]

[tepid spoke]

the new builder base update is trash

[tawny flint]

coc is boring

[tepid spoke]

alrighty

[tepid spoke]

kind of yeah

i like cr more

[tawny flint]

same

[high seal]

Hello

[tawny flint]

i used to play xbow

[tepid spoke]

jelo

[grim edge]

el burrito

[tawny flint]

hiya

[grim edge]

hiiiiiii

[high seal]

Wassup

[primal shore]

Ily

[tawny flint]

is there a soviet opening

[grim edge]

ya

[tawny flint]

all pawns move to the same pace

[grim edge]

soviet chess opening

[civic belfry]

ngl german fork sticker should be funny

[grim edge]

yes

..,

[primal shore]

Eh?

[bronze frigate]

https://friend.chess.com/BQ4mo

[civic belfry]

intercontinential ballistic missle gambit

[primal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[civic belfry]

damn in 203 rated in chess lool

sure lol

no u

[primal shore]

@silent sand your about me might be asked to be removed or you're gonna get banned 💀

Mods don't like slurs, silly

They do tho smh

[radiant hearth]

studying for my finals tomrow

[primal shore]

I'm not saying I care, i don't, I just don't want you to get in trouble with the mods

You didn't you just have a slur in your bio

[radiant hearth]

gotta get 80+ for a new chessboard

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-cat-gif-25501602

[primal shore]

All I'm saying is you might be banned

[torpid lintel]

Zel :)

[rotund field]

Hi mohit!

[potent merlin]

Esp when you're homeless

[primal shore]

Obviously

[torpid lintel]

I guess I am no longer sick

[primal shore]

Okay and? Mods don't care

[obtuse comet]

yo

[rotund field]

Yayayayay

[rotund field]

Hola

[primal shore]

I could say a slur I can reclaim and I'd get banned in an instant

[rotund field]

maturity showing

[torpid lintel]

[noble widget]

Sup zel

[rotund field]

Hi zel :D

[primal shore]

Mate I don't care about it, I care about you not getting banned

[rotund field]

Anime pfp?

[primal shore]

Alls I'm doing is looking out for you

[noble widget]

I’m still depressed about being flagged

[rotund field]

sorry

[noble widget]

And I don’t even have sad cat emojis on this server

[torpid lintel]

There is two zel 🐱

[primal shore]

Should've played faster

[noble widget]

So mean

[rotund field]

play as fast as me

[noble widget]

Yeah normally I do but I was slow yesterday for unknown reasons

[noble widget]

We can totally play blitz or bullet

[rotund field]

Ill get destroyed

[primal shore]

Time management is one of the most important things in chess

[potent merlin]

10 minute chess any1?

[gusty iris]

me

[potent merlin]

Sure

[glass carbon]

Why is n-word baiting in alot of servers is bannable?

[potent merlin]

I'll send. One sec

[rotund field]

<@&745328830649991179> censoring cuz slur

[inland crater]

London System is so good

[noble widget]

Nahhh what’s your blitz and bullet?

[primal shore]

Bro took it personally

[potent merlin]

@gusty iris https://play.chess.com/Ch7Px

[gusty iris]

true

[rotund field]

1500 blitz

[primal shore]

Zel do /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Zel cat (zelcat2)

This is the Chess.com profile of zelcat2. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Zel cat (zelcat2)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1802 (1802 peak)
Blitz: 1556 (1609 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (1706 peak)

[glass carbon]

what a snitch and a goat

[inland crater]

Fried Liver is the best opening

[rotund field]

?

[noble widget]

Okay maybe adoption more likely in blitz or bullet then

[rotund field]

i hate blitz

[primal shore]

One day you're gonna get humbled by the traxler

[noble widget]

Cause I guess I’m too slow in rapid and I have too much habit of taking my time in rapid to keep up with you

[noble widget]

What about bullet?

[rotund field]

i panic in low time but its fun

[inland crater]

Eww traxler more like trashler

[glass carbon]

can i get banned for saying i dislike the lgbtq even tho im just expressing my opinion

[primal shore]

Mate it's literally the best line against the fried liver

[noble widget]

Yeah learning to try and stay calm and not panic in low time boosted my bullet elo by 150-200 points, no joke

I would be winning in middlegame, reach a winning endgame, and then throw in the worst ways in low time

[rotund field]

I can stay calm in other tcs but bullet messes me up

[inland crater]

Says the average 1200 who lost to it.

[primal shore]

Freedom of speech doesn't overrule hatespeach

[noble widget]

A friend watched me play on stream and have me advice and I was able to control the emotions and just started rocketing up in elo

[primal shore]

Mate I don't even play e5

[glass carbon]

i cant dislike things now even tho i said nothing bad about it?

[noble widget]

I went 2120 to 2340 in like two hours after that lol

[gentle cove]

I like chess.

[noble widget]

Yeah it is fun though, I agree

Blitz is the most tilting of all time controls imo

[tepid breach]

OMG ZEL

[rotund field]

i tilt everytime i play blitz

[primal shore]

Ily zel

[rotund field]

which one

[primal shore]

Ily @rotund field

[rotund field]

ly too

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/clearxse-loves-this-cat-uwu-cat-gif-24828250

[primal shore]

[glass carbon]

nitro is a waste of money and a scam

[abstract mantle]

true

[primal shore]

I got mine free so

Catfishing pays bank /j

[steady minnow]

hi

[rotund field]

Hi!

[tepid spoke]

i hate chess tilt, good thing I alr noticed it while doing puzzles and not actually blunder in a real game

[steady minnow]

iwant be trusted

how

[swift sonnet]

lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> checkmate31234

This is the Chess.com profile of checkmate31234. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2056
Blitz: 2000 (2075 peak)
Bullet: 2209 (2323 peak)

[steady minnow]

i didnt Talked on 5 different days

[storm lodge]

Is anyone good at math here?

[rotund field]

Yup

[primal shore]

Depends, my level maths? Nope. Your level maths? Maybe

[steady minnow]

bro come the voice chat and listin to this cring

[tepid spoke]

what typa math we talkin here

[rotund field]

In school

[storm lodge]

Natural exponential logarithmic

[native condor]

tf is rp13

on chess.com

[steady minnow]

[native condor]

a friend of mine got that

[inland crater]

London system best

[viscid jacinth]

I am a master at that

[tepid spoke]

error

[viscid jacinth]

I have noticed girls actually dont put pronouns in their profile

[shut sundial]

same

[primal shore]

Straight girls*

[viscid jacinth]

If they do they are most likely catfishing or they are they/them yada yada

[primal shore]

Ik plenty of girls who do smh

They just all are gay lmao

Plus I've literally nothing to lose by adding pronouns to my bio

[native condor]

what does it do?

[viscid jacinth]

Girls will probably put nature, teddy bear or an anime pic

[tepid spoke]

you wont be able to login

[viscid jacinth]

or literally themselves

[native condor]

why tho

[old pebble]

enough yt for the day

[native condor]

whats the cause

[tepid spoke]

idk contact support

[viscid jacinth]

But putting a photo of a girl in pfp add suspicions

We are gonna ignore that thats why

[upbeat viper]

heelou

[lavish token]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

Hey bastoura

Ok u know what i am catfishing for a day

[tepid spoke]

my pronouns are him/based/batman

[viscid jacinth]

My pronouns are R/r

I work at a Rhystaurant

[tepid panther]

Guys idk how but I don't suck this week

[viscid jacinth]

no way lmao

Like what m is stupid

monika

[steady minnow]

https://play.chess.com/vcquw

[steady minnow]

any one come

[north pier]

E4

[viscid jacinth]

That was hella quick

[tepid spoke]

i will play if unrated, cant play rated rn cuz im tilted

[tepid panther]

Bro didn't hesitate with the mod ping

Bro ain't letting no one get that advertising for free

[steady minnow]

wh?

[viscid jacinth]

chad D

I am simply Megachad tho

No he didnt left

[tepid panther]

Kamikaze mission successful

[steady minnow]

https://play.chess.com/XRwX4

[north pier]

he right

[viscid jacinth]

@void temple

[steady minnow]

unrated

[tepid panther]

Did I just see a swastika ☠️

[upbeat viper]

oh hi

[viscid jacinth]

Yo bast

[lilac crater]

GFuel increases my elo by 100-150

[viscid jacinth]

We have a guy for u to blast

[north pier]

no you didn;t

didn't*

[upbeat viper]

@void temple please read the #〘📝〙rules , advertising isn't allowed on this server.

[viscid jacinth]

Whats a swastika

[tepid panther]

Watch breaking bad

Then you know what a swastika is

[upbeat viper]

the thing is it wasn't a n one

[viscid jacinth]

And why is that bad

[north pier]

walter white

[upbeat viper]

but for sure @north pier don't put it back

oh true

it looks to the left

right*

[north pier]

ik

[viscid jacinth]

what why are nuzis bad

[north pier]

they killed people

[tepid panther]

I take it back, my b

[frigid skiff]

out of my mind you got me feeling

[viscid jacinth]

like all of them?

[upbeat viper]

well @north pier change your username

[viscid jacinth]

HOW DID KARRY GOT FOTS BUT NOT ME

[upbeat viper]

I mean, the discord one

else I'll have to lockout you

[frigid skiff]

i dont have fots i have fernemy

[north pier]

okay

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah i am not complaining

It happens obviously

[solar solar]

anyone 200 - 300 elo wanna play

[native condor]

91.5 accuracy is almost unbelievable

[frigid skiff]

idk how i got frenemy anyway

[viscid jacinth]

I just have 45k messages thats it

[native condor]

like masters struggle with that

[viscid jacinth]

45k isnt low

[north pier]

good like this?

[native condor]

idk how people get that

[frigid skiff]

i only have 10k messages lmao

[tepid panther]

Idk why people care about getting friend and frenemy roles

Go play chess

[frigid skiff]

it makes your opinion valid along with the weekly arena roles

[gusty iris]

gg

[potent merlin]

@gusty iris ggs

[upbeat viper]

it hasn't changed

[native condor]

they're either. cheating or grandmasters

[north pier]

reload the page

[tepid panther]

Is that right, I feel like that isn't the case lmao

[viscid jacinth]

Scipio has 80k and he joined a year before me

[frigid skiff]

bast isnt his discord username the indian windmill thing

[tepid panther]

Okay guys we get it you don't touch grass

[upbeat viper]

that's the problem, we can't know

yeah

[tepid panther]

I wanna hate that, but I can't lmao

[upbeat viper]

which is annoying for moderation

[tepid panther]

What's wrong with Buddhism?

[upbeat viper]

don't troll like that please

[north pier]

I was banned in a new server for my name I guess

[tepid panther]

Troll? I was just wondering why he was talking about it man

[upbeat viper]

change your discord tag please

[upbeat viper]

could be troll somehow

[frigid skiff]

ur not banned yet... change your username

[north pier]

I did it just doesn't show if you don't reload discord