💬〡general-off-topic

[low sable]

wait what?

[pine bison]

I remember why I fricking hate this shit puzzle shit

[foggy anchor]

nb4

[mighty remnant]

Ne5 is 3rd best move

[pine bison]

Casually losing 300 elo

[harsh mortar]

solving them in 8 seconds-

[mighty remnant]

puzzle rating????
wut

[glossy radish]

hi pain

[mighty remnant]

shouldn't you be like 3k puzzle

[lime quartz]

lool

[pine bison]

I'm beyond sleep deprived

[glossy radish]

nvm pain is scary bye

[pine bison]

I have 0 patience

[mighty remnant]

try find the best move

[pine bison]

Shouldn't you be 3k?

[mighty remnant]

2 moves win

[mighty remnant]

sorry me at 2.7k only

[pine bison]

Thanks

[mighty remnant]

how incompetent of me

[harsh mortar]

I got 3k for first time today

[pine bison]

I dont see myself moderating atm but I guess you see more than me

[swift ore]

lol i found out a way to trap a queen

[pine bison]

No way

What a stupid statement

[swift ore]

ewww mod

[mighty remnant]

i mean being here is techincally moderating is it not

[pine bison]

You are an artist so anything you do includes music

I'm just texting

[low sable]

yeah im not seeing it bro

[pine bison]

Logic has left the building

[ornate ivy]

@pine bison did you see my do

[low sable]

like all the moves that try to block it look terrible

[ornate ivy]

Dm

[pine bison]

Yea but didn't read it yet

[mighty remnant]

best two moves: d5 and Nf5

stockfish evaluates ~-3.5

indeed makes no sense doesn't it

d5 then en passant

take back with queen

qxf7?
bxf7?
no threats whatsoever

[low sable]

g4 right?

when the the knight moves to f5

[mighty remnant]

then Nh6

if g5 qxg5

black is fine

[rotund field]

Ew chess 🤬

[mighty remnant]

interesting don't you think

[haughty summit]

Yo bro I wanna say something funny in dms

[low sable]

yeah intresting for sure

[rotund field]

Meow

[mighty remnant]

like f6 and f5 both lose for black

[raw nexus]

Bruh

[rotund field]

Meoww

[mighty remnant]

but the counterintuitive Nf5 and d5 win

Meowww

https://tenor.com/view/lazy-day-bored-sigh-need-more-coffee-cute-gif-15928365

[raw nexus]

Meoowww

[pine bison]

Can't get enough of this

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-mexican-cat-mexican-cat-mexcian-cat-pain-gif-26241142

guys i found something

"pain"

[pine bison]

@grim edge horribly advise

[raw nexus]

Fr

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix our score still 8-1 no adoption

[mighty remnant]

?

wdym by no adoption

[glossy radish]

he hasnt adopted me

[mighty remnant]

who hasn't

[glossy radish]

las.. the dude i pinged

[mighty remnant]

oh

[digital phoenix]

[mighty remnant]

so he wants to adopt you?

or do you want him to adopt you

[glossy radish]

hi las

[digital phoenix]

hi

[glossy radish]

i refuse to let him adopt me

[mighty remnant]

oh

why not
i got adopted yesterday

[digital phoenix]

do u even know what adoption is

by who

[glossy radish]

im confused now

[mighty remnant]

by a stranger

it was a joke tho

[swift ore]

what is best chess opening as black for a beginner

[digital phoenix]

scandinavian

[tribal terrace]

How to go to a message that that message was pinging you?

[swift ore]

scandinavian?

[glossy radish]

click inbox

[raw nexus]

Sicilian 😌

[tribal terrace]

Where?

[swift ore]

NO

r u stupid

[mighty remnant]

g6

• very flexible
• gives you time advantage
• pressures center with bishop
• bishop gets to a long diagonal
• can be played against literally anything

[glossy radish]

top right

[raw nexus]

French 😌

[swift ore]

ok

[glossy radish]

las still has three more games to go

[swift ore]

i already play that its the only thing i k

for black opening

[tribal terrace]

K

[mighty remnant]

play g6

:D

[raw nexus]

Play Caro khan

[mighty remnant]

while you still can

[swift ore]

so, in other words, kings indian...

[mighty remnant]

ye

[swift ore]

yeah that works

[rotund field]

Meow

[mighty remnant]

meowww

[swift ore]

do 400s fall for the fishing pole trap?

[digital phoenix]

mow.

[raw nexus]

Meoowww

[mighty remnant]

wuts that

[digital phoenix]

mow my lawn.

[rotund field]

moo

[raw nexus]

Mo

[old briar]

Can someone refer to a toxic discord server?

[raw nexus]

No

[old briar]

I wanna see people who think they're 🤣 🤣 🤣

[mighty remnant]

???

[green jungle]

a tragedy in two pictures

[tribal terrace]

I felt like mod just timeout me or something and the robot didnt tell me i got punishment💀

[old briar]

Ratio

[mighty remnant]

bruh

[old briar]

I win

[mighty remnant]

pawn vs queen endgame if white took would be a win for white

[digital phoenix]

balls

[raw nexus]

Average players in Ohio

[tropic pewter]

Waddup general

[raw nexus]

Nothing much

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/failed-cat-gif-5941003

[tropic pewter]

[mighty remnant]

good try

an 1000 elo trying to beat a GM be like:

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fail-jump-gif-15529279

[green jungle]

mousslippn't

[green jungle]

real

[mighty remnant]

real
in america these use weapons

i'm kidding no they don't

[raw nexus]

Fake

[full glen]

smash

oh wait the options are real or fake

[tropic pewter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1111016357253877860/Sequence_01_1.gif

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9db8e5bee04bb6d20ce3da5581f2ba8c/235bae18aa686ac8-5f/s540x810/cf5ddffb22c45900ae8ab791df532cbedc2bf3d3.gif

[full glen]

🐈

"meow"

• Cat 2023

[tropic pewter]

Mittens gang

[desert nimbus]

As i know, cats cannot shoot fire balls 🥺

[full glen]

but you are Murtle

[slow knot]

anyone wanna play chess

[full glen]

As you know, cats cannot shoot fire balls

[full glen]

1k+ players in chess.com currently matchmaking be like:

[desert nimbus]

So you guys know that cats can shoot fireballs?

[full glen]

secret

we might or might not know

[tropic pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-dude-no-oh-bugs-bunny-bugs-gif-22941840

[slow knot]

what

[full glen]

ded chat

[digital phoenix]

cheese

[full glen]

BLUE CHEESE!

[slow knot]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-al1zad3-gif-22610601

[slow knot]

where do i find matchmaking

[full glen]

click play

[slow knot]

that doesnt help

[rotund field]

click delete app

[slow knot]

i cant delete the website

[full glen]

it does exactly what you want but faster

[slow knot]

yes but i dont wanna fight a 800

[desert nimbus]

Bring your chess board out and play with chess hustlers.

[slow knot]

no

[digital phoenix]

would u rather play a 2k

[full glen]

if you wanna fight a higher rated player then get good lol

[slow knot]

yes

[slow knot]

shur up

[digital phoenix]

wanna play

[slow knot]

sure

[digital phoenix]

ill dm u link

[slow knot]

okie

ima get beat so bad lmao

atleast i can learn smth maybe

[brazen smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-drip-gif-24604468

[grim edge]

bro think he goku

[upbeat viper]

if some people want a big black perspective italian pgn :

56kB

[primal shore]

Bast I'm gonna ping mods for sending a file

[upbeat viper]

[bright prairie]

Nice at 5h am

[upbeat viper]

uh

[grim edge]

ip grabber

[upbeat viper]

they're useful to train tho'

[rotund field]

[desert nimbus]

Eh 😐

[upbeat viper]

I mean, mine kinda is useless

like just too big

but it's funny

shhh

[grim edge]

whenever i wins in the chess i sometimes clap my checks while i said WOO I WON

[patent robin]

did bro say clap his checks

[upbeat viper]

a .pgn is a .txt too uh

[grim edge]

it's an alternate move

[patent robin]

i love clapping cheeks

[bright prairie]

SO they will bak him?

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-linkstare-catstare-theboysbutdumb-gif-26094112

[torpid lintel]

@rotund field do you know about fake zel?

[grim edge]

why it is oily

AMERICA

[rotund field]

I played 6 matches with him, also hes not fake zel :)

[glossy radish]

thats not fake zel

[upbeat viper]

for file management reason having .pgn could help sometimes

[bright prairie]

Lol rip Biden

[desert nimbus]

I see that as a squirrel 💀

[upbeat viper]

yk when looking at *.pgn in the file search

[grim edge]

i got muted for no reason

[torpid lintel]

Ohh i see okay :)

[grim edge]

because i said one humor joke

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-25708920

[grim edge]

what was the joke

[rotund field]

a lot of ppl know him in the discord chess community:)

[primal shore]

Humor joke

[upbeat viper]

I could idk

[bright prairie]

His face When he heard the word of the sultan of Saudi Arabia

[upbeat viper]

just in case

that's called prophylaxis

[bright prairie]

You mean dark humor?

[upbeat viper]

[torpid lintel]

Noted idk why I dont know yet 😅

[foggy anchor]

Opinions on Duras Gambit (1. e4 f5)?

[upbeat viper]

duras is trash

maybe it works at low elo but

[desert nimbus]

That squirrel turned into a cat some how.

[rotund field]

hes just newly joined in this server, but in chess academy, the other big server hes an admin

[upbeat viper]

absolutely dubious opening

[bright prairie]

So they will ban him?

[kindred lion]

played 9 great moves in a game

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/79243945599?tab=review

[worn ice]

The_Loner_22 (785) vs. iibehm (762)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[torpid lintel]

Ohh nice!

[desert nimbus]

I like d6 f5

[foggy anchor]

Ive won almost half of the games I play Duras gambit as black in

which i think is pretty impressive

[grim edge]

hello

[rotund field]

he’s probably had the username zel longer than me

[rose spear]

Sounds like chess stuff

[patent robin]

;-; bruh it's a common word

[grim edge]

ye its dubious

[upbeat viper]

dubious duras anyway

[patent robin]

me when alliteration

[rose spear]

Change your name to Banglord
that would be better

[digital phoenix]

u dont hear means no one speaks english

[grim edge]

how do u not hear dubious outside of chess its a common word

[patent robin]

ikr lmao

but you bong

[grim edge]

do u bong?

[rose spear]

Why do you Bong then ?

[patent robin]

i'll bong all of you at once

[rose spear]

Aw hell nah bro

[grim edge]

bongk

[torpid lintel]

this happened yesterday :( i am gald everything fine now haha

[patent robin]

;p;

[torpid lintel]

@rotund field

[rose spear]

Pretty good explanation man
please continue onwards

[grim edge]

what happened yesterday

[rose spear]

Yesterday happened

[foggy anchor]

your mother's technique is dubious

[torpid lintel]

Maybe someone was saying Rinqend don't know to moderate idk yet

[rotund field]

what happened.-.

[patent robin]

100101001 001110111 11010010

[glossy radish]

hi

[primal shore]

v ily

[glossy radish]

lucy ilyt /p

[rotund field]

🐈

[grim edge]

🫀

[rose spear]

Is 1360 a good rating in puzzles ??
()

[primal shore]

[grim edge]

we have different tastes in emojis

[glossy radish]

🌱

[rotund field]

Yea

[primal shore]

Idk I'm only 2400 so

[grim edge]

indubitably

[glossy radish]

no comment

[rotund field]

1360 is amazing

[torpid lintel]

Someone was rude and they was thinking mod taking side of bad guys but that was not true idk what happened but you can check in message history :)

[glossy radish]

300 behind 😾

[upbeat viper]

I'm only 2800

[grim edge]

pft look at this bozo

[glossy radish]

bast shush 😾

[rotund field]

i used to be 2900

[torpid lintel]

You was 1800

[rotund field]

[upbeat viper]

puzzles

[bright prairie]

Please respond to me

[upbeat viper]

not game rating

smh

[glossy radish]

im 2100 rating 🥱

[rose spear]

Like I started playing recently (4 months ago)
so I'm not the best out of all people here

[rotund field]

Meow

[torpid lintel]

Ah 😅

[upbeat viper]

b

[torpid lintel]

I am only 2100

[foggy anchor]

I think puzzle rating is about 1000 higher than your game rating

[radiant herald]

How to escape 900-1000 elo

[glossy radish]

i started puzzles around that time too

[placid egret]

are you e4 cause i don't understand all your intricacies (chess rizz)

[rose spear]

Oh

[foggy anchor]

because my average game rating is 1400 and my puzzle is 2400

[glossy radish]

it should be

[rotund field]

Colle system

[torpid lintel]

Look here #1040028251965358121 Improvement post

[foggy anchor]

so puzzle 1300 is not great

[placid egret]

depends where you are, also how often ur doing them

[foggy anchor]

for sure

[desert nimbus]

Tactics 😑

[upbeat viper]

susge

[radiant herald]

How to learn tactics

[upbeat viper]

too edgy

[placid egret]

a hug with U would just be toxic (im not sure ur gonna get this one)

[desert nimbus]

Puzzles 😑

[pine bison]

First thing I read when opening general of course

[foggy anchor]

just assuming the same amount of games - puzzles each day

[rose spear]

What
but I'm like 600 elo in rapid
I know that's trash

[upbeat viper]

[radiant herald]

How do i choose what kind of puzzle in lichess

[placid egret]

Hg (mercury) is toxic

[upbeat viper]

hi Peain

[placid egret]

hug without U is Hg

[rose spear]

Lichess 💀

[upbeat viper]

oh

[pine bison]

Hi beastoeura

[upbeat viper]

french fun fact

[radiant herald]

Imagine not know elements

[foggy anchor]

600 is good for four months

[torpid lintel]

Bast what was the first opening you learned?

[upbeat viper]

pain means bread in french

[glossy radish]

beastoeura

[placid egret]

baguette means magic wand

[pine bison]

No really?????

[glossy radish]

guys i like pain 🗣️ (not u pain)

[upbeat viper]

just wand

[radiant herald]

Whats wrong??

[rose spear]

King's opening

[placid egret]

oh mb

[upbeat viper]

yep

[torpid lintel]

App or web?

[rose spear]

Nothing
I just heard that people shit on Lichess rating system

[upbeat viper]

and uuuh

I don't know ?

[foggy anchor]

Do this, set a benchmark for one puzzle per game

[desert nimbus]

Buy a book called 300 most important positions and ideas by lev albury 🥺

[radiant herald]

App

[torpid lintel]

You don't? Oops

[pine bison]

je parle français btw

[foggy anchor]

Two if 5 mins, Three if 10 mins

[placid egret]

i mean it's not like chess.com is a 1 to 1 representation of ur actual tournament rating

[pine bison]

I know bred is pain

[upbeat viper]

oh

[foggy anchor]

You should be good

[torpid lintel]

You Can only do that in web

[upbeat viper]

well I didn't know you speak french

👀

nice to no

[rose spear]

I'm learning a lot of things from the discord itself what the hell man

[upbeat viper]

[placid egret]

i need to play more rapid games

[radiant herald]

How to choose in app

[pine bison]

French German Dutch and english

Note that down

[upbeat viper]

damn

[placid egret]

my OTB rating is 2000

[upbeat viper]

fluently ?

[pine bison]

[placid egret]

but i dont play enough rapids

[rose spear]

I think it is only possible in website

[pine bison]

Not fluent in french

[torpid lintel]

I guess you can't so it's only on web

[digital phoenix]

said the 1500

[upbeat viper]

okay :v

[glossy radish]

i like apples

[pine bison]

The other 3 fluent

[upbeat viper]

badass still

[placid egret]

?

[strange skiff]

las

[pine bison]

[radiant herald]

Is the Rousseau opening good for main opening

[pine bison]

Yes

[strange skiff]

I added an emoji youre gonna like

[upbeat viper]

uuuuh

[strange skiff]

[upbeat viper]

Anitta

what

are

you

[placid egret]

somewhat? i dont play e4 so i wouldnt know

[upbeat viper]

doing

here

[rose spear]

Rapids can sometimes be very stressful at times

[upbeat viper]

._.

[torpid lintel]

Oops

[mighty remnant]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/79245636817?tab=review
guys what do you think

[worn ice]

Radium133l (1005) vs. veeraraju_e (1031)

Move List

1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Nc6 3. e3 Nf6 4. c4 d5 5. cxd5 Nxd5 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. Bb5 Qd7 8. Bxe5 Bxf3 9. Bxc6 Qxc6 10. Qxf3 O-O-O 11. Nc3 Nxc3 12. Qxc6 bxc6 13. Bxc3 Ba3 14. O-O Rhg8 15. f4 h6 16. Rf3 g5 17. Rh3 Rg6 18. fxg5 hxg5 19. Rh7 f5 20. Rf1 Rf8 21. h3 Bc5 22. Rf3 f4 23. Kh1 fxe3 24. Rxf8+ Bxf8 25. dxe3 Bc5 26. Rh8+ Kd7 27. Bd4 Bxd4 28. exd4 Rd6 29. Rg8 Rxd4 30. Rxg5 Rd2 31. Ra5 Rd1+ 32. Kh2 Rd5 33. Rxa7 c5 34. h4 Kd6 35. Kh3 Ke5 36. Rxc7 Kf4 37. Rf7+ Rf5 38. Rxf5+ Kxf5 39. g4+ Kf4 40. h5 Kg5 41. Kg3 Kh6 42. Kh4 Kh7 43. g5 Kg7 44. Kg4 Kh7 45. Kf5 Kg7 46. h6+ Kh7 47. Kf6 Kh8 48. g6 Kg8 49. g7 c4 50. h7+ Kxh7 51. Kf7 c3 52. g8=Q+ Kh6 53. Qg2 

[glossy radish]

hi anitta

[strange skiff]

bast isnt it like 6am for you

[radiant herald]

Rousseau is d4

[mighty remnant]

i think i played endgame quite well

[upbeat viper]

but I woke up 6hrs ago

[placid egret]

play 1. c4

[foggy anchor]

c'est la vie

[rose spear]

Roussue opening is not bad
but I don't understand it

[upbeat viper]

it's 1am you're supposed to sleep smh

[placid egret]

i dont play d4 either

[mighty remnant]

uh
i'm kinda trying to learn it

[pine bison]

My alarm just went off but I didn't even sleep yet

[torpid lintel]

You should sleep 7 hours!

[strange skiff]

[pine bison]

Tf

[radiant herald]

Its like vienna but with black

[upbeat viper]

[rose spear]

Man gotta say
Scholar's mate is the best one for grinding elo

[upbeat viper]

sleep sleep sleep sleep

[mighty remnant]

back to 1k hehe

[pine bison]

Mod requirement is to have bad sleep schedule

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/time-to-sleep-adventure-time-finn-jake-book-gif-20454376

[placid egret]

sicilian is just english with black (im going to be killed for saying this arent i?)

[mighty remnant]

won against a 1040
in an endgame

[strange skiff]

theee spidermen up at degen hours with a terrible sleep schedule pointing at each other moment

[rose spear]

I should be a very competent moderator then

[mighty remnant]

endgame study payed off

[strange skiff]

[rose spear]

Nice

[desert nimbus]

Not working for me

[radiant herald]

How

[strange skiff]

thats so cute

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/suhgenre-jccthangs-gif-24975871

[mighty remnant]

rook vs pawn endgame

[upbeat viper]

but still

[glossy radish]

peepo is always cute

[upbeat viper]

why ain't you sleeping D:

[mighty remnant]

won 2 pawns and traded rooks

[upbeat viper]

even how

[glossy radish]

bast WHY ARENT YOU SLEEPING

[upbeat viper]

you should be tired

[mighty remnant]

marched my two pawns and promoted

[pine bison]

Wait wrong reply

[upbeat viper]

because I woke up at midnight

[upbeat viper]

SAO ?

[mighty remnant]

wuts this

[pine bison]

Peepo

[upbeat viper]

where from

._.

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fischl-genshin-impact-ip-adress-fischl-kinnie-kinnies-gif-20657129

[pine bison]

Idk I got it from tweeter

[torpid lintel]

Maybe because she drink Coffee at night? 😅

[radiant herald]

🤤

[glossy radish]

well thats not an excuse. being nocturnal is bad

[upbeat viper]

oh okay

[rose spear]

Yea but if the opponent knows what you're upto then it's a really bad opening though
because most of the pieces are underdeveloped and if you are not a good player, then you are gonna lose

[strange skiff]

u guys cant send voice messages can u

like

the geneal public

[strange skiff]

not mods

mods can

[pine bison]

:^)

[upbeat viper]

uuh

[glossy radish]

THE PEEPO ON THE RIGHT

[upbeat viper]

some random sent one a while ago

[strange skiff]

f

[upbeat viper]

yeah they can

[rose spear]

Pepe is gtting out of hand

[strange skiff]

how

[upbeat viper]

[pine bison]

IKR HAHA

[glossy radish]

I WANT THAT HAT

[upbeat viper]

I told them to not send

[pine bison]

YEP COCK

[upbeat viper]

wut

[swift ore]

isn't it a gambit?

[desert nimbus]

It really doesn't work on 2150+ rated dudes, I really tried 🥺

[glossy radish]

we're just talking about chickens

[upbeat viper]

sus

[pine bison]

Bastoura doesn't know yep cock??

Boomer alert

Smh

[upbeat viper]

no I don't

[glossy radish]

frfr hes a boomer

[subtle perch]

But if I say I get timed out 🙄

[upbeat viper]

english reference me not have

[placid egret]

dont

[mighty remnant]

oops i had mate

[radiant herald]

👶🧘🧎🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦼🧍🚶🏃🤸🏋️⛹️🤾🚴🚵🧗🤼🤹🏌️🏇🤺⛷️🏂🪂🏄🚣🏊🤽🧜🧚🧞🧝🧙🧛🧟🧌🦸🦹🥷🧑‍🎄👼🫅🤵👰🧑‍🚀👷👮🕵️🧑‍✈️🧑‍🔬🧑‍⚕️🧑‍🔧🧑‍🏭🧑‍🚒🧑‍🌾🧑‍🏫🧑‍🎓🧑‍💼🧑‍⚖️🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎨🧑‍🍳👳🧕👲🧑🧓🧑‍🦳🧑‍🦲

[mighty remnant]

oh well
i won anyways

[placid egret]

[upbeat viper]

[pine bison]

OUI COQ

[upbeat viper]

noped

[pine bison]

There u go

[rose spear]

Ayo why did you even try on them
I said players around 400-600 elo fall for that
but even they know how to counter that now
chess players are getting smarter day by day

[glossy radish]

we got noped guys

[strange skiff]

[radiant herald]

My story

[glossy radish]

ngl anitta sounds like my aunt

[mighty remnant]

focus on chess

[pine bison]

[strange skiff]

dude is db cooper

[desert nimbus]

You didnot tell the rating gap

[pine bison]

Bro nobody here knows who dB cooper is

[strange skiff]

I am an aunt. My niece is 7

[rose spear]

You asked for the one thing she was not gonna do

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-spin-in-chair-spinny-gif-20502487

[strange skiff]

dan cooper

[glossy radish]

anitta old

[strange skiff]

the

[mighty remnant]

back to 1k :D

[strange skiff]

hijacker

[pine bison]

I KNOW

[rose spear]

Is your niece annoying asf

[pine bison]

But nobody else knows

Such niche knowledge

The robber right

Who jumped a plane

N shit

[glossy radish]

anitta howd you survive being so old??

[strange skiff]

every 7 year old is. I love her so much I cannot see it tho

[radiant herald]

Is being a 13 year old illegal

[glossy radish]

pain same goes for you

[pine bison]

Wdym I am super young

[strange skiff]

I collect souls of children who ask me questions online

[thin vine]

Not allowed unfortunately

[mighty remnant]

the left side was mine
1 blunder was missing mate in 1 at the end
i was trying to stop pawn instead

[pine bison]

Damn

[glossy radish]

oh okay where are they now

[strange skiff]

also congrats person who got 1k

[radiant herald]

🥲

[strange skiff]

ohio

[mighty remnant]

thank you hehe

[pine bison]

Brazil

[strange skiff]

pog

[pine bison]

Noooo don't take them to brazil

[radiant herald]

Thug booty shake incident

[rose spear]

Dude you don't know
My nephew and niece gets on my nerves sometimes
even though I'm most probably younger than you so it doesn't matter

[mighty remnant]

21 best moves :D

[glossy radish]

is there candy

[pine bison]

Decibel Cooper

[mighty remnant]

:D

[gloomy mountain]

YOOO

[thin vine]

Where’s everybody from?

[mighty remnant]

see larsen is good

[gloomy mountain]

Anyone want a game?

[strange skiff]

I dont live with her so I dont see her daily. when I do see her it’s like a day so that helps

[radiant herald]

Sheldon cooper👍

[glossy radish]

my mum where else

[rose spear]

AYOO

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @gloomy mountain, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[mighty remnant]

larsen is good

[pine bison]

The Search For D. B. Cooper / LEMMiNO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbUjuwhQPKs

[strange skiff]

fr fr

[rose spear]

That's good to hear

[keen dock]

i

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/ruxRv

[swift ore]

e

[keen dock]

love

u

[pine bison]

Aight gtg

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/ruxRv

[pine bison]

Bye chatters

[grim edge]

pls play me

[pine bison]

True btw

[glossy radish]

bye bye dont get too old before we say our farewells

[pine bison]

Lemmino goat

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/ruxRv

[gloomy mountain]

Mine

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[rose spear]

Mean Levy (GothamChess) being the absolute madman

[digital phoenix]

waka waka

[glossy radish]

shit i forgot how it goes

[strange skiff]

bye mod

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/qSDbp

play me for 5

[strange skiff]

stop spamming

[glossy radish]

one mod down one more to go

[raven dock]

hey guys , hows everyone

[torpid lintel]

Don't spam pls :)

[strange skiff]

suo hamza

sup

[ashen thistle]

guys how many children can i have in my basement before it becomes illegal

[gloomy mountain]

1

[rose spear]

Come on man
we trying to chill here

[strange skiff]

same joke every day my dude

[raven dock]

pretty good, just did breakfast, wbu

[tribal terrace]

@strange skiff Kim Jong Un wants to explode ur webcam
Yes or No?

[ashen thistle]

i have nothing left to do

[glossy radish]

wait WAIT did you save me any food?

[thin vine]

We vibin it’s a bit past midnight

[torpid lintel]

Hi,I am good and you?

[raven dock]

you are a GM ?

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone

[raven dock]

sup Mohit

[balmy sedge]

wsg

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[ashen thistle]

kim jon un is such a baddie

[glossy radish]

lucy gn ilyt

[strange skiff]

goodnight giant in the real world

[raven dock]

no.

[primal shore]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bálint Soós (balint110)

This is the Chess.com profile of balint110. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bálint Soós (balint110)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1145 (1266 peak)
Blitz: 659 (989 peak)
Bullet: 996 (1266 peak)

[glossy radish]

blocked

[tribal terrace]

I really dont respect ur representative

[raven dock]

thanks

[glossy radish]

quack

[ashen thistle]

yes ever since i peaked 2 elo, i have become a certified gm.

[rose spear]

Sheesh

[torpid lintel]

Good night Anitta!

[raven dock]

that shows why you dont have anything to do now

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gyanpuppy

This is the Chess.com profile of gyanpuppy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 470 (596 peak)
Bullet: 432 (447 peak)

[ashen thistle]

bro took it personally

[glossy radish]

oh night night anitta sleep well

[rose spear]

Bruh
not this account

[glossy radish]

wait what they dont? wth

[strange skiff]

is this funny

or is it just late af

and im laughing at dumb stuff

[glossy radish]

anitta its just late

[ashen thistle]

i like north korea because it gave birth to kim jon un, who is so hot

[strange skiff]

thanks v

[glossy radish]

wait selected?

[upbeat viper]

Law joke ?

[strange skiff]

no mario accent joke

[rose spear]

Late asf

[strange skiff]

its a me mario

[upbeat viper]

Maybe that's why it makes you laugh

[glossy radish]

yeah im too young to understand

[upbeat viper]

Yes yes

[glossy radish]

no

[ashen thistle]

guys mario accent is racist to people who identify as italian

[rose spear]

Mario's dead Anitta
You gotta accept that

[strange skiff]

ok hold up im gonna go fetch another meme

[glossy radish]

anitta since you mentioned his accent its funny now

[swift ore]

bullet is so fricking fun

[upbeat viper]

Kek

[rose spear]

Facts

[ashen thistle]

so

[glossy radish]

but tbf anitta i laugh at everything

[rose spear]

1 minute of pure chaos and abomination

[glossy radish]

bye bye stay safe

[ashen thistle]

are you able to sexually identify as a race

[strange skiff]

weight loss ads b like

[low sable]

yez

[raven dock]

i got it. did no one else get it lol

[strange skiff]

chill

[upbeat viper]

@ashen thistle drop the topic

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-how-my-life-is-going-hit-gif-9328726

[grim edge]

@strange skiff
@polar oxide can r either of u support team?

[raven dock]

RIP robbert

[strange skiff]

what

[brazen smelt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1112976523692081162/221D146D-B0E6-435F-B8C2-DA65C45004AD.gif

[digital phoenix]

i am the support team

[ashen thistle]

uh oh im gonna get banned

[digital phoenix]

i am the whole support team

[glossy radish]

let me try that

[strange skiff]

its ok

its a fine

[grim edge]

I need to talk to someone

[glossy radish]

im here

[strange skiff]

is it about chesscom issues

[digital phoenix]

talk to random people

[strange skiff]

or is it about the discord

[bright prairie]

Anitta

[swift ore]

yes and u can just sac all pieces and still win which is so funny

[ashen thistle]

💀

[swift ore]

premoving is so frickign fun

[digital phoenix]

racially motivated

[glossy radish]

im open to dms if you need any support

[gloomy mountain]

Are you Lebanesse or Jewish, because I feel like you speak German

[strange skiff]

if its about the discord dm me if its about chesscom email [e-mail]

[bright prairie]

Someone dms me in chess, how do i report? @strange skiff

[glossy radish]

i owrded that so wirr

[grim edge]

I has emailed support

[ashen thistle]

wait wat

[strange skiff]

what

[digital phoenix]

block instead of crying u baby

[gloomy mountain]

Where are you from?

[raven dock]

earth

[ashen thistle]

as a lebanese person i can confirm we do not speak german 💀

[glossy radish]

las is mean

[bright prairie]

Take the L

[digital phoenix]

pings admin shamelessly

[strange skiff]

report in their profile, and also you can send me a dm if its really bad

[grim edge]

they answered me, but hasn't done anything so I replied to them and they hasn't responded in almost four days now

[digital phoenix]

cant i am the L

[rose spear]

It got deleted

[strange skiff]

it takes time

[bright prairie]

Your not him

[digital phoenix]

i am the physical embodiment of l

[rose spear]

Imma head out now
Peace

[grim edge]

they answered me immediately before

[bright prairie]

Goodbye lmaolanter

[strange skiff]

yeah dont trash talk richard he’s the most hardworking team member he manages the whole mod team discord, forums, twitch, youtube, website etc. without him we wouldnt have anywhere to have a community

[ashen thistle]

as a representative of the jewish lebanese community, I formally disagree

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

so is anyone here part of support team? serious

[ashen thistle]

[strange skiff]

Im seriously saying no, we are staff but we work with mod issues mostly

[normal hatch]

All hail Richard

[grim edge]

the person who responded to me before was named craig?

[strange skiff]

what is it about dude did your acc get closed

[bright prairie]

Bénévole ?

[torpid lintel]

I Gmail [e-mail] but I not get any answers like thanks for reaching to us we will take 7 or something like that do you know how to fix that? :)

[rose spear]

Oh
I apologise for trash talking Richard
I sincerely request you to please forgive me for my grave mistake

[grim edge]

yeah but it was proven to be a mistake

[strange skiff]

yeah support, talk to support. send them a follow up email if needed

[raven dock]

where's your court

[strange skiff]

hey nk

[normal hatch]

Write a formal apology letter to Richard

[ashen thistle]

as a person who identifies as a poop lump, i can confirm i am a poop lunp

[gentle steppe]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rose spear]

Aight bet

[gentle steppe]

Hallo anitta

[torpid lintel]

Made by zax :)

[raven dock]

╰（‵□′）╯

[strange skiff]

chat gpt moment

dont ping him tho lol

[raven dock]

Zax talented

[strange skiff]

richard is a busy man !!!

[rose spear]

Ok

[grim edge]

Craig said that, I sent a follow up email asking if my subscription and my original username would be reinstated and they hasn't responded. they did say that my account didn't breach fair play tho, i do has proof of this, i just want someone to answer my follow up

pinging admins for no reason (challenge)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Temporary Account (genxgoku)

This is the Chess.com profile of genxgoku. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Temporary Account (genxgoku)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 438 (524 peak)

[rose spear]

Nah bruh
I don't have chatGPT

[ashen thistle]

is it cheating to use gpt to refine your essay/ fix the mistakes or ask for feedback

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> subham777

This is the Chess.com profile of subham777. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2316 (2348 peak)
Blitz: 2501 (2703 peak)
Bullet: 2612 (2788 peak)

[rose spear]

I don't think so

[grim edge]

italy?

[torpid lintel]

How much busy? 😅

[scenic bramble]

fk this- 468-438 = 30

[rose spear]

Indian

[raven dock]

there should be written "MOST WANTED" on that photo, or above that

[strange skiff]

Send them another email, but give a couple of business days between emails. it takes them 5-7 business days to answer. we have millions of users

[raven dock]

very much busy

[strange skiff]

at least 1 busy

[gentle steppe]

[strange skiff]

maybe even 2

[grim edge]

okay but is Craig in this server?

[grim edge]

is chatgpt banned in india??

[strange skiff]

no craig is a support member

[rotund field]

Meow

[scenic bramble]

no 😭

[strange skiff]

hey zel

[gentle steppe]

I don't think so

[rotund field]

hi anitta

[raven dock]

why would it be lol

[strange skiff]

just wait and after 6 business days send another email

[torpid lintel]

When he will be free to talk here? :)

[rose spear]

Not really
but I don't personally use it

[gentle steppe]

#1110197606270902442 another reminder

[torpid lintel]

Hey zel :)

[strange skiff]

ill tell you what, if they dont reply to you by monday message me on dms and i’ll talk to support directly @grim edge

[rotund field]

Shall i send the screenshot

[grim edge]

Hello chat

How is chat doing tonight?

[gentle steppe]

Nanaannanananananana dont

[grim edge]

okay, it's just really stressing me out because I has a platinum subscription

[strange skiff]

which I dont do usually cause they’re the busiest ppl in the company and I dont wanna bother them cause again. millions of users needing support

[rotund field]

Hi mohit :)

[strange skiff]

yeah if they said they’ll give it back they will

support is op

[digital phoenix]

cheese

[torpid lintel]

I also wanna contact but i not get any Gmail like thanks for reaching to us idk why

[strange skiff]

check your spam box?

[torpid lintel]

I did there nothing haha

[gentle steppe]

The heck is spam box?

[strange skiff]

or go to the contact us form in the support website

[grim edge]

How come it always says to check spam, I check my main and spam and it's never there

[strange skiff]

like inbox

[raven dock]

how do you not know this

[strange skiff]

but for spam

idk its how we call it in portuguese

[upbeat viper]

re

[strange skiff]

basto go to SLEEP

[upbeat viper]

no

[thin vine]

This general chat is crazy rn 💀

[upbeat viper]

why would I sleep smh

[lime quartz]

nope

[strange skiff]

brazil btw

you asked

[digital phoenix]

this is normal uve not seen crazy

[strange skiff]

i forgor

[raven dock]

@gentle steppe this tab

[strange skiff]

las did u see the emote

[torpid lintel]

This is where I did but still

[gentle steppe]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[thin vine]

That’s so cool actually

[grim edge]

?

[strange skiff]

oh 😦

[grim edge]

I is 16

[thin vine]

I’ve always wanted to visit Brazil

[grim edge]

?

[strange skiff]

cut it off you’re gonna end up banned

[gentle steppe]

[stoic grove]

Rick got dem moves 🔥

[rose spear]

To
The Admin of Chess.com Discord
Richard (Staff/Modrator Manager)

Date : 31 May 2023

Respected sir,
I would like to apologise to you for my grave mistake of trash talking you without even knowing who you were. I sincerely apologise for being rude and disrespectful in the chess.com discord community. I would be obliged if you grant my request.

Regards
LmaoLanter

[strange skiff]

I’ll send it to him

[normal hatch]

Whats the twist

[thin vine]

Grat

[strange skiff]

lmfao

[stoic grove]

What 💀

[strange skiff]

i did this once

[gentle steppe]

💀💀💀

[strange skiff]

every piece you lose is a shot

[grim edge]

ohhhh I see 😭

[bright prairie]

What's time is it?

[gentle steppe]

.....

[stoic grove]

[normal hatch]

5 chicken nuggets

[raven dock]

incho did that, (he is around 800) and lost to me (i was around 600 at that time)

[tribal terrace]

Every piece u lose is stockfish will waste money on therapy

[stoic grove]

Me omw to play wayward queen 💀

[bright prairie]

It's raining

[rose spear]

@normal hatch asked for me to write an apology letter to Richard
and I had to follow through
so that is why I wrote that apology letter
Anitta please send this

[gentle steppe]

SHARE

[bright prairie]

My cats are going to get wet :/

[rose spear]

Thank you

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[grim edge]

mathspace is goated fr

[stoic grove]

😔 I see

[bright prairie]

Nice gif bro

[raven dock]

@gentle steppe he couldnt even see the hanging queen when he was playing with someone else and streaming on discord. when I told him in chat, he was like "dude I am like 5 shots in, what do you expect from me"

[normal hatch]

gj

[bright prairie]

You're fast

[grim edge]

play bullet every time you lose shot of vodka

[strange skiff]

just did lol

[gentle steppe]

💀💀💀💀

[rose spear]

Very well

[raven dock]

@grim edge you can testify yourself right

[rose spear]

Oh hell nah man
that is going to be chaotic

[bright prairie]

Anitta I'd say you're a student

[strange skiff]

thanks lanter that was wholesome

[strange skiff]

I’d say you’re correct

[gloomy mountain]

what are you studying

[strange skiff]

software engineering

[tribal terrace]

48% lose after play the queens gambit

[gloomy mountain]

(pls be comspci)

[grim edge]

Vouch

[bright prairie]

Cool

[gloomy mountain]

oh

[raven dock]

everyone's a student

[grim edge]

i don’t really remember much from that day but i kinda remember saying that @raven dock

[bright prairie]

No

[gloomy mountain]

isnt that ryan gosling

[raven dock]

yes yes that game on chesskid

[grim edge]

yes

[strange skiff]

hamza are u old like me and pain I get that vibe from u

[bright prairie]

Yeah

[strange skiff]

[brazen smelt]

whats up chat how're yall doing

[rose spear]

Software Engineering as in web development and cybersecurity stuff ?

[torpid lintel]

Soon you can help chess.com more!

[raven dock]

I am 18, idk how old are you guys💀

[strange skiff]

oh nvm literal child

[bright prairie]

Which film? Champion @gloomy mountain

[rose spear]

Just wrote an apology letter
feeling good

[strange skiff]

yeah. those are some fields lol

[grim edge]

16

[brazen smelt]

what'd you do to have to write someone an apology letter

[strange skiff]

22

[tribal terrace]

Why would u sacrifice the chance to castle💀

[bright prairie]

Im 19

[gloomy mountain]

i dont know 😭

[raven dock]

ig I am not " old " then

[rose spear]

You are older than me man

[strange skiff]

I changed majors and all my classmates are your age and im the oldest in class

[grim edge]

old person fr

[normal hatch]

Castling odds

[rose spear]

He is older than me
I'm the child here

[rotund field]

im zel

[raven dock]

and you were drinking 6 shots

[strange skiff]

its hell !!! a professor said “you know this even if you graduated in the 1800s from high school” and my friend went “anitta”

[raven dock]

true true

[normal hatch]

So cool

[strange skiff]

[torpid lintel]

@strange skiff do you know birthday of Richard? Thanks :)

[brazen smelt]

nice to meet you zel

[grim edge]

why did i get muted man

[rotund field]

I drink alcohol at 16 too 🥱

[grim edge]

I was having fun fr

[strange skiff]

idk let me check

[rose spear]

yES

[torpid lintel]

Don't

[rotund field]

New username

[brazen smelt]

🤯

[raven dock]

be careful lol

[brazen smelt]

yez

[digital phoenix]

i dont drink noobs

[strange skiff]

NSFW gifs

[rose spear]

Honest reaction

[grim edge]

drinking bad i would never do that

[rotund field]

yeayea ik its bad

[gloomy mountain]

I dont watch movies

[tribal terrace]

@strange skiff doesnt deserve an oscar

[strange skiff]

W

[raven dock]

nice fun

[grim edge]

people made me create a humor joke. i think it was so bad i got muted

[grim edge]

yes

[torpid lintel]

So try not drinking that again

[strange skiff]

well dont do it again pls thanks

[raven dock]

same, havent even seen an alcohol yet

[grim edge]

idrc

no one asked

[bright prairie]

This shit really exist? 😭

[grim edge]

what’s an alcohol

[strange skiff]

dont drink if you’re underage !! your brain aint fully developed yet it will screw it up

[rose spear]

El Gato

[raven dock]

pain, are you old

[rose spear]

I know

[grim edge]

I would never drink underage very bad for you

[pine bison]

yea I'm very very old

[torpid lintel]

I hope you don't drink too 😅

[bright prairie]

Don't drink

[stoic grove]

💀

[tribal terrace]

Did u give chess souls?

[raven dock]

how much old? like someone from early 1900s?

[rose spear]

Chillax man

[gentle steppe]

💀💀

[pine bison]

Correct, 1901 born

[raven dock]

that is more concerning

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chapelle-angry-run-away-run-distraction-gif-15282228

[tribal terrace]

Why white go first?💀

[bright prairie]

That's a good thing I guess

[upbeat viper]

ain't you sleeping ?

[pine bison]

Brain keeps developing until 25 years old btw

[strange skiff]

stop talking drugs read our rules come on

[raven dock]

congrats on your 122th birthday

[pine bison]

No I have to go to my university today lol

[strange skiff]

I peaked at 9

[stoic grove]

Racist? 😳

[rose spear]

Aight Imma go do my Holiday homework
peace out poeple

[torpid lintel]

xD

[strange skiff]

take care good luck

[pine bison]

Happy little brain 🧠

[bright prairie]

Smart men

[raven dock]

that's high enough, nowadays thats a privilege

[torpid lintel]

Bye! :)

[tribal terrace]

@strange skiff why white go first in chess?

[bright prairie]

Not smart nvm

[pine bison]

"I have drinking"

[stoic grove]

Chess racist?!!!??!!?!??!??!??!??

[grim edge]

#CancelChess2023?!?!??!

[raven dock]

some things arent questioned

[tribal terrace]

Chess is racist we must sue them

[strange skiff]

oh wow thats only the 12527th time i’ve heard that joke

[rotund field]

just add scotch 😻

[normal hatch]

They’re clearly well versed in the english language

[stoic grove]

Damn chess talk 👌

[ashen thistle]

i developed a brain tumor from existing

[pine bison]

Excuse you

[raven dock]

💯

[lime quartz]

you can reverse it the colour is the same

[bright prairie]

The first time was not funny too 😭

[lime quartz]

just on a different paint

[normal hatch]

Hows that going for ya?

[strange skiff]

its never been funny fr fr

[strange skiff]

very casual brain tumor ask

yeah I know

[tribal terrace]

Why is not answered

[stoic grove]

Lmao

[normal hatch]

Trivial matter. Walk it off

[pine bison]

@grim edge bitte seien sie allen gegenüber respektvoll

[grim edge]

what do u call a donkey with 3 legs

[lime quartz]

cringe chat