#💬〡general-off-topic
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Go to #💬〡chess-talk no-one is serious here
and basically fked his business
it's a work in progress
Grrrr
what does that even mean
if i knew how to make armor plating i'd do the same tbh
I have time issues during games, that's what holds me back
Grrr brrr
idk
u talking about being below 1000, get yo blitz up first 😭
Their accent is just too bouncy
Ok 👌
smh

What if I don’t play blitz
p*rn server
bro I just sent a riddle 😢
Unty
?
Nsfw server link
cap
I reply to wrong person I think
I've not sent anything to that kind of vile crap
☣️ ☣️ ☣️
Maybe, but your boi cannot eep even with maximum effort
Real
did u mean to reply to me
FBI OPEN UP
Is venti male or female?
mestrado?
im so eepy
Venti is yum yum boi
Yeah
what size is a venti again i forgot i hate starbucks
Is Fortnite the best game on Among Us E-Sports?
How is this not brilliant
He clearly does
u should chew a live wire
Ok
who?
ya that should b a brilliant
Venti's like 5'5
no the drink size
I can't promise that
im 6 foot PEON
My brain doesn’t understand
Sorry Unty
Moyai
It's a clearance sac so I can take the rook and go into an even endgame. If I just took the rook It's unstoppable mate.
I’m 6 2 that’s decent right
Sounds like a car alarm going off in the vicinity
why buy sleeping pills when you can sleeping pills yourself?
pft thats bc u use imperial
Ohhh the rook i didnt look there 
currently going to school on 3 hours of sleep and 4 caffeine tablets 💯
why buy sleeping pills wjen u can just not sleep
real
Cuz I probably can't
balls
my dumbass cat woke me up bc he was grooming himself too hard
It's a clearance sac so I can take the rook and go into an even endgame. If I just took the rook It's unstoppable mate.
shutup
yeayea i get it now i just forgot to check the left side of the board 
i started that chain
real
lick lick lick SLURPP slurp LICK lick SLURP
real
drives me goddamn insane
real
real
BEREAL
It's not that, in fact I don't need medical assistance to sleep, because that's not the problem
america moment
america moment chain
bro i played the nuke one on my friends bass boosted speaker and the neighbours complained
meow
america moment
the nuke one is quiet bro
#bringbackfrenemyrole
the teachers laptop melting after i submit a 500 petabyte zip bomb labeled “class work”
you didn’t have to click on it
but spammy yes

What did he say
chess bad
it was a youtube nuke ear killer video
true
Dam lol
Not really and not really
it's the roaring 30s all over again
Ur country got world champ.. congrats
then dont
america moment
I played brilliant move against martin😂😂
gn mitzu
wow
also its morning for me
I like how one sided a game can be
cant quit
but still so many stuff missed
Where r u from
france
I agree```
Bongjour
مرحبًا
wow
Ok
Chinese very hard
Guys stop wasting ur time in this chat…
U gain nothing from it…
Im telling u cuz im good guy
My time is 12:30
But there a 24.9k
You gain free game reviews from chat
💀
What a game only 2 mistakes 👌
I’m sorry I saw the word French where
Check how many i have 
Got diamond for free lmfao
But
2.2993938383848388294 ≈ 2.3
3.1493828 ≈ 3.15
Do you
hi zel
Wrong reaction
Scipio has also been here like a year longer
I earn a lot game reviews without premium
Zel hru
How
I reached 120 elo finally
sick but otherwise good, hru
Just ask people LOL
Wild
don't promote that even as a joke
The exact same as you
Now my new quest is get 130 elo
That was the highlight of my year omg
hi
everyone is sick rn 
Money well spent smh
Why should one make a 100 alts
Russian bioweapon
LOL
Dont waste ur time guys
Ik
I'm sick in the summer
Lol
how’s duck been?
My body is 42°C
Very
My body is hotter
I can make it 45°C 🗣️
Wtf
@worn ice is hotter
But my Finger was a 37°C
My hand is 96°F

I wanna see your eyeball
Im legit chad
celsius and Fahrenheit? Nah use kelvin 
chill out peeps
dawg 💀
my bad big man
When I get out of bed, my nose bleeds immediately and my eyes darken. And nausea of the head
Thats a whole ass air strike
Average Mexico City soundtrack
the police after it
Nahhhh
Chat wilding
Queens gambit ❤️
Tournament general when
Idk
😭
💀😂👨🦲
Oh great now I have rumors about me sick
new drama? 
White to move and win
I assume u gotta get the knight to c7
stalemate
stalemate
Bru i sent it to wrong server
I’m playing war thunder even though I should be boycotting it
Mate it was a general idea not a legal move yet bozo
stalemate
Punch a random innocent man
Then why when I get up in bed, my nose bleeds immediately and eyes will be darkness
No I'd lose my job
What’s adrenaline
Not if you put a knife in his hand when police arrive ❤️
Or if he's not white

is the general idea of getting the knight to c7 right
@grim edge
Bro refuses to answer my question 💀
Hi zel how tall r u
I played Rec room for the first time (absolute hell) and got hit on by 4 different people in a span of 3 days, why are ppl there so desperate 😭😭
u dont there’s multiple winning moves
if I keep coughing I swear I will kick a hole in my wall
Tall asf
average height
Average
Americans
I lose 0.2 liter blood in day
I’m prob smallest in this server
You’re mean
look at the tablebase for the position
6'4 average? ☠️☠️
Cuz I’m 16 inches
bozo
Im not 6’4 bruh
LITTLE TINY PERSON IN MY PHONE
Mbmb 6'2
Im using analysis rn, there’s multiple moves 
I become taller when i get excited
FROM YOU
Im a 169 cm but i was 48 kg
You lied about your hight smh
im like 5'2
Ive never said i was 6’2 bruh
I’m 16 inches😂😂
im like 5'2 but stand on my money im 9'6
💀💀
I lose 20 kg from sick
Can I use the 7 day free trial for chess diamond then cancel it before the payment?
You literally did remember the ss of us standing next to each other you were wayyyyy taller then 5'11
You lie smh
Jesus christ
My arm is almost all red skin
IT WAS 5’11 WDYM
hi
I literally already said no
I am a Muslim
Stop chatting shit zel would never lie
Mushallah
V 
hi zek
zek
zek
Zelda
@grim edge
zek
V
hi lucy ilyt
V ily
WHA
Premoved.



Korean 💀
a wha
It's a band
god damn 😳
Every day i losing 0.2 liter blood in nose
Mate get help
one of the guys look like wilbur soot 💀
LMAO
I beat 3200 engine
V
zelk
HOW DO U NOT
yes?
😭
sorry no i dont
This is the Chess.com profile of chessgiskhan. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1624 (1646 peak)
Blitz: 1203 (1230 peak)
Bullet: 1152 (1473 peak)
1646 peak im crazy
On time lmao
With time constraints?
yea he looks like wilbur 🤔
Let me guess you put the time on 15 seconds? Sounds about how long you'd last..
I eat cat
zelk cmon he does ):
This is the Chess.com profile of yucalux. Take a look!
Name: Jean Lucas Angulo Urbay (yucalux)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1416 (1416 peak)
Blitz: 1169 (1192 peak)
Bullet: 1085 (1157 peak)
I wonder 🤔
Seems impossible unlesss you set a timer and repeat moving knight repeatedly
My bird keeps tryna eat my hair
I like mating people
I’m on my peak
Stockfish sees mate in 43
Look up band members v 
my friend got 98.8% accuracy and 2 brilliants, all good moves, he don't have blunder, mistakes and misses,
Is he using a bot?
LOL
its almost like it is wilbur
THIRD GUY LOOKS LIKE WILBUR SOOT
...Wilbur soot is the lead vocalist, v

wait what/
Yes oj time 
T+pazolite or wilbur
I met Wilbur soot today 
LMAO😭
my friend got 98.8% accuracy and 2 brilliants, all good moves, he don't have blunder, mistakes and misses,
Is he using a bot?
im dying of embarrassment again ihy zelk bye
I GAVE HINTS
no u didnt
No he is a bot
I LITERALLY DID
sun god nika
omfg it even said it
💀💀💀💀
man that guy from eminem really looks like slim shady
balls
Wrong sticker
zelk ihy im never talking to u again
U woulda done the same 
help me God
zelk dont talk to me
Meowww
I eat cat
a mind reader vs a seer (a person who can see the future) depends on whos the better chess player
stand on my money im three foot tall 💯
ill share my chips 
A mind reader cuz i can read my gf mind 😏
american chips or br*tish chips
but theyre sweet potato so jaja 😼
NOOOO
zelk shut
Wtf is going on💀
what bruvva
I wouldn't mind some actually
adios
theyre sweet potato
innit funny mate 🤬
Wtf is goin on💀
ill wack u wif a torch 🔦
please wack my head
💀
i just lost a +1 endgame
zelk i want to lose every memory of this
british ppl call sidewalks pavement 🤮
cough
Sad
i live in a flat 🗣️
Meow
....yams??
You mean yam yeah?
Tf is sweet potato
theyre a type of sweet potato i think 😭
Sweet potato isn't what its called smh
☠️
Slight difference but no one cares
best 1600 game
nah theres a variety called sweet potatoes
IDK
theyre slightly diff
They all taste trash
It's still a yam-
so do cats btww
…
You don't differentiate between red and green apples
good thing potatoes arent pets and cats are
You just say apple
pets? theyre companions, youre best friend for life zelk
yea u do in the name when specifying.-.
wha
):
Never heard someone do this ever
It's just apple
i like granny smith apples
No one says "I was eating a red apple earlier"
sorry no i like orange apples
i do
uhh yeah yeah not me
Orange apples are a thing?
yes but when differentiating a granny smith apple and a fiji apple or wtv its called u use different names
yum
Who the honk didn't tell me
...those are brands, zel
carswells orange apples
no they arent what
It's like saying water brands 💀
💀💀
no lucy theyre types of apples silly
thats a type of apple
also zelk its fuji idiot
Have any of ya notice that some bots get cocky after taking your queen
Despite it being a simple queen trade?
Anything can be a pet
LEARN TO SPELlIDIOT 🗣️
shit i emant spell
its discord we arent speaking 🥱
I MEANT SPELL
hi guys
Grrrr
I can be a pet >:3
Well it's a generous offer, since the queen is the most powerful piece, I will capture it!
😾
Ill steal yo mcdonalds
@glossy radish ily
zelk got nerded ajjajaj
im gonna eat the bishop with my mouth
ilyt /p

too bad its in my stomach 😾
....what else are you gonna eat it with-?
yes i ate the honking wrapper
Yall nerding me when v literally spell checked me 😋
my nose
SHOVE IT UP MY NOSE
im thinking paprika this time around
That's technically ingesting
still its up my nose
the bishop is the piece most suited to the nose
yea but
EXACTLY
i willl test rhis hypothesis
Ponds tho?
goomdbye
Depends which end
IT EVEN HAS THE SLIT TO PICK YO BOOGERS
haha! real!
thats what its used for right guys? 😿
nah thats for chewing smh
have i been misusing it
I see pond I nom pond
Lucy the N
Nummy pond
right.
insert bishop via nose
slit collects boogers
you eat from the slit 😾
no
thats what u call a feast 😋
I get sun burnt more in the winter then summer 💀

haha jesus is so cool i wish that God wasnt dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us?
I blame the reflective snow
snow isnt reflective
zelk prob trying it rn
Bruh
zelk where are u
Mate-
I’m so white that I’m reflective
i still aint had no food 😋
That's crazy
I've been blinded by snow in the winter
): go eat or else ill start going without food too
i have been killed by the abominable snowman
Erm technically everything reflects light or else we wouldnt be able to see 🤓
erm technically i am talker than u
In January the sun sets at like 17:30/18:00 💀
taller
Im blind💀
I took tren stfu
nom?
Sometimes 17
L
same here
go eat. send proof of food with peace sign when u do eat
love early sunsets
Ima eat that cow
its not a cow
Thats a dog?
damn those lips
I think your sped
wha 😭
huhg
<@&745328830649991179>
yea…
i thought it meant high
Grow up
SAYS U 💀
keep yourself safe <3
this mf 
Kitty :)
yess :))
Bro complained to a mod for calling him sped 💀💀
who insulted zelk
<@&745328830649991179>
bro can u please go away ur just kinda annoying
nobody calling zelk sped 😾
bro stated what just happened
anyone wanna wadger?
great observation skills
wager wgst
money
what
no "wadgering" please. against rules
No shit
how much money
5
mhm
yes, no shit youre not very bright
ok
wheres bast when u need him 😾
hes sleepy give him a break ):
there are so many people who shoots themselves in the foot then blame me
DID I GIVE YOU THE GUN??????
grrr where doofus
its like, 2am for him or sum idk
💀
thats me when im eepy
doofus? idk
silly french
whismy
hi
mb its actually 3am
message me
mittens
no im poorg :(
no wagering money
canmt wager

wot happened
bozoooo
awwwwwwww
my honest reaction
cute titty tat
whismy just messge me
titty tat <3
shush
hahhaa noooo
message u abt what
doge
my honest reaction
oh yikes
ill tell you
😭
uh lemme think of responses
<@&745328830649991179> wagering money on games
they see me rollin'
so many cats
-sorru dont wanna wager -sorry dont want a relationship rn -no i dont want to buy a lottery ticket
that dude isnt smart
pus
cats cute 🙂
titty tat :D
cats :)

cats 🙂
titty tat :D
no one tell doge how to unmute in vc
aww 🥺 too bad
Ur just gonna get yourself banned 
i feel offended that other people are feeling offended because other people are feeling offended
damn bro 😐
Stop posting cats getting hit
stop being a huge ginormous bozo
HOW DARE YOU
calvin and hobbes mofos
she kept goin 🗣️
man got rolled
gato :p
i need a break brb
i cried
NO THE THE THE
NO NONONONON NO
THE WHATS TAHT CALLED PASTA?
blocked
i hate you
DUDE WHY IS IT LIKE THAT 
re

shoots his own head damn (unsuspecting person) did that
had to clean the forums
BAST 
sup here
🤙🤣
its been a long time since ive bast seen u
fr bast is rarely here
oo thank u
nws 🙂
691 elo yay
thats just a mishmash of simple ingredients

bast just left
nah
nothing corresponds its all just pizza ingredients with taco ingredients
But i keep losing cause of there annoying promotions man there openings suck and middlegames suck but there promoting is just ruining it :/
and uuh
a: "thinking about your stuff has made everyone so stressful"
b: "when tf did i get you guys involved?"
a: "LMAO COPE HARDER L + RATIO"
I woke 3hrs ago
I been playing for legit hours to only lose more elo
bast how much sleep did you get
a lot
like 10hrs

me fr
a: "i am gonna think about your stuff and its your fault"
b: "well then don't think about it?"
a: "..."
a: "nah its still your fault"


does my chess elo get effected if i play in tournaments
different elo system than online if thats what you are asking
dunno what that means
im elo 3K
idk what that is
lichrsstdrftgyuhjio
.3k
a: "you made me not able to sleep because of your damn problem!"
b: "when did i make you involved?"
a: "why are you trying to make us forget about this stuff? are you trying to escape?"
oh noo not 3K
💀
Im 3 elo my bad

How to become Paul morphym
im 2100
I'm 2800
?
(puzzles)
Puzzles

bast 
FREEDOM
hi unity
UNITY ABOUT TO GET FREEDOM
guess my elo
i just ate so much im still hungry asf 
600
im playign white
How to open pickle jar?
ohhh
no.. im literally overeating 💀
I know press on the sides
Fatty
a bowl of rice
Sorry
and now im hungry again
@lean sedge just a wild guess, ur 584 (668 peak) rapid and 625 (805 peak) blitz
a: "you are so annoying"
b: "all of these would not have happened if you simply don't think/care about it. Or atleast just do NOTHING."
a: "no its still your fault and i am going to annoy you so you get angry and when you get angry i will make you apologize to everything you did while i will not admit to anything and still put the blame on you while not accepting your appology that you should not have given anyway"
i was super full cuz i ate soup and other things
What about me
zel and zelk 
man did a whole background check on me 💀
Hi zel 
@rotund field SCREW U
Hello!
wrong zelk shit mb
hehe
@rotund field SCREW U
screw me 😉
ur gonna slowly take over my status 
I’m a boss 😎
uh idk it was super yummy. it had greens 😋
Been there done that 
what..
HEY
it was a vietnamese dish
WHAT PERSON TOOK THAT DOWN
im gonna go grab more food brb
guys wait what if I told you that I use doscord light mode
can u make that more pixelated pls
The two chess zels must play chess at some point
🙂
yes but ik your real rating 
a: (loud screeches, making references to me and laughing)
b: "can you not do that?"
a: "why are you so mad? all i did was talking and laughing? oh yeah and i will always be right no matter what because more people are on my side!"
a: "i will also be spreading this to every corner of the universe and act like you kidnapped me, and when you say that im overreacting, i will just say that you are trying to deflect the blame"
It’s for content though
NO
i dont wanna get adopted
This?
no
Gotham chess or levy?

hiii mitzuuu
thats so good with rice paper
ChatGPT 🙂
Hikaroo
It’s a nice family and very big though, you’ll be one of my favorite adopted children
yes.
Rice
I’ll try it
its a certain dish u gotta find
itll be my mission to at least draw one 
:-:
I’m very drawable and beatable, especially after I’ve played like 8 hours of chess and it’s 3 am
Pin this message.
a: "i will also deflect the blame away from me myself so you will get maximum blame while i can live in my paradise and feel absolutely no punishment for things that i did"
I’m sure you’ll do fine
bro what are you even sending 💀
i got adopted by a 1100 in bullet once
talking with myself
Lol okay you won’t do fine then

valid
rice paper omelette i think i spelt omelette wrong
I’m tryna remember who’s adopted me
but fr im probably the worst 1800 chess knowledge wise
I know this guy called went in chess academy adopted me in bullet
bro. bro bro
bro
wait whats ther name
and maybe kingnchess a mod in chess academy also adopted me in bullet (I think)
The lichess user is ocean_madness I think
son of a gun a mod in a ches server being good st chess
ill adopt in tic tac toe 
His name is just went though
hi 🥱
y cant i talk in the vc shit ass srever
rejoin
Wdym
or judt. leave
a: "i will only tell everyone about the good things that i did while trying to make you look guilty by twisting and carefully selecting words. I will also isolate you so you cannot correct anything that i said so you will get unjustified punishment for things that you never did/we exaggerated"
i know 0 theory and win like 40% of my games cuz my opponents get timed out 😋
im gonns throiw up 💀
a: "oh yeah its still entirely your fault since i have more people on my side"
Ohh so you’re a blitzer
nulla spes erat amright ladies?????????
yep i play fast
Yeah I definitely don’t haha
LMFAO
@glossy radish i thoughgt we were friends
cry
@grim edge you are the only person who uses voice message in discord
malaysian
malay chinese
me with everyone 
and the highest rated player ive played is Pixelated 💀(if u dont know him hes 2k)
Really???
Singapore was malaysian
That’s it??
dang
yup ive only ever played one 2k player and nothing higher
ive played 2 1900s 
That’s insane bro, we should definitely play then
@grim edge use text lmao
bc its not english 💀
I’ll definitely get destroyed with black cuz u know theory 
maybe with white id have a slight chance tho
no im talking about not being understand accents 
Eh not as much as you think; plus I’m in the middle of changing up my repertoire
no one here other than you and me understand "mah"
How to speak Japanese
sushi
Yeah give it a shot, you’ve got nothing to lose, only I do hehe
Cat
It’ll be my first game of the day too :3
i can barely understand vietnamese accent
are u gonna use yo 900 acc to adopt me 
玉をしゃぶる
I don’t have an actual tryhard cc account lol
I have a throwaway one I play on when I’m wasted and tilting
Think I’m like 2050 there which kinda embarrassing for me tbh
no. chinese..
Ehh ive lost to 400s before idc if a 900 adopts me
他是日本人来的吗
dont talk to me anymore bye
I dont have lichess downloaded on this phone 
yes but u spelt it wrong
Alright sure I’ll send a link then
My friend is traveling and our daily games gonna end on time. Is there a way for me to extend her timer so it doesn't end?
I’ll dm it
my lichess blitz is somehow 2136 💀
it takes like a few seconds to downlosd it
@glossy radish ty
huh for wha
oke what tc btw
lets go party in my server unity
hi
hii hru
good
have you eaten
"ohhhh i understand liao. Ok thank you ah"
yes
drank?
yes
sleep enough?
no 😔
go back to sleep 
u can sleep on my lap
2 hr is all you need blud
he did not say the f word
ill sleep on the concrete ground
yes
yea bc your in my basement 🙂
as long as u get sleep 
exactly
oo is there free candy
ofc ofc 🙂
I have a question
ask away
No
wya mate
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dude wha.t
!welcome
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yes, you wont drop, only increase
im so sick of you
Leagues never reset?
Zel I'ma adopt u
they reset, but you wont go down
I use light mode so I can see the sun 😉
NOO I WAS TRYNA REMEMBER THE LYRICS :LWaUIGehOGE:SK
thanks ly
lyt
@grim edge nity
🖕
unity come back
ouch
i need to use you
come on back?
for my game
on wha
i appreciate it
Its bc your my star 😻
@worn ice how much for your job?
dw 😉
no ily
as a friend
he said shut up
man got friendzoned 💀
Who?
i had to or else id be weird though
fair enough
albert said shut up. im guessing he doesnt want his job taken
yes i just did that
@grim edge please come back
already did 
Bloons TD Battles!!!!
@grim edge if you dont come back then id be sad 
love u
IT WAS THE SONG U WERE PLAYING
UNITY YOU WERE PLAYING THE SONG
goddamn it im giving up
giving up on what?
no one can understand what you are saying not even me
i forgot the lyrics thoough
"i'm the only person who can use voice chat in every channel"
for people who can't understand
hi bst
Sup chat
i can too.. on mobile
i think
idk
btw hai
Have you timed anyone out this hour?
singlish?
except you nah
misiges
oh noice
Rapid anyone? Me bored
anime
funi
im so rapid
i don't even know where it's from loll
i wonder if i meet the reqs for trusted
the reason you gave me for timing me out is "don't ping mod for no reason" even tho there was a reason the video was offensive
What’s y’all elo
probably
bast scary
i have an elo of 20
Also wasn't she your friend?
you pinged for a cat falling meme gif
Do I have the highest elo here
Yes I found that very offensive because I'm a cat lover
oh my god ive sent 3700 messages here
that's troll
what is wrong with me
cool. im a cat lover i found it funny
Ive been waiting for an unrated rapid match on cc for more than 7 minutes now
as in right now?
probably yes
as in whole server?
nope
i felt bad for the cat but whats done is done
Is the regular role deleted yet
I’m pro right
why
Huh guess not
you're "intermediate"
Anitta said she was gonna delete it and revamp the system and whatever
wha ):
and i'm a "beginner"

hi guyz
Hi
Well your reason was because I pinged you for no reason even tho I had reason you should of been more detailed
But it's wtv
jeez just shut up already its already done
i have a test in 40 mins and i haven’t listened once in class 
if you had a real problem you shouldve dmed the mods instead of publicly complaining rn
no reason to be rude
hai people
can someone review a game for me pls?
not my fault they were being stupid and pissed me off
sure



