💬〡general-off-topic

[terse elbow]

Oh, my school is also wt/wtf

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

bro walks out

[peak plank]

@grim edge Get over here I wanna adopt you

[grim edge]

na

[peak plank]

yes.

[grim edge]

lmao im 2-1

[terse elbow]

Wdym

[grim edge]

who u adoptin

[peak plank]

and you are just sitting on it

[rotund field]

[grim edge]

im adoptin u

[glossy radish]

thats nice (: welcome to the chess community, check our #〘📝〙rules !welcome

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[peak plank]

Then try 🙂

[terse elbow]

Alright

[grim edge]

What is rook g1 for???

[tepid breach]

How to play Scandinavian?

[peak plank]

dont

[grim edge]

No im currently learning how to sing i cant play

[grim edge]

deep idea lmao

[tepid breach]

Why?

[peak plank]

bad

[tepid breach]

Is Scandinavian bad?

[grim edge]

Its Ok

[scenic bramble]

Mannn I lose like 2 games then I win 2, the lose 2 then win 2.....goes on and on

[grim edge]

its not good its not bad

[tepid breach]

See not bad

[pine bison]

blundered my queen but made a huge comeback

[peak plank]

Zax does not inpact my opinions

[pine bison]

[tepid breach]

Wy

[grim edge]

New pfp???

[pine bison]

thats my alt

[grim edge]

@tepid breach e4 d5, cxd5 qxd5

[viral epoch]

This nation is the weirdest, one day it's blinding sunny weather, then it's a plethora of rainfall the entire next day and then again the weather is a beauty to behold. What

[peak plank]

too low rated

[grim edge]

YOU HAVE ALT???

[glossy radish]

hi pain

[pine bison]

https://www.chess.com/member/pein

[tepid breach]

K

[pine bison]

yea duh

my mod account

[grim edge]

oh

[grim edge]

ADDED W NAME PEIN

[pine bison]

YEEEE

yea

[glossy radish]

wait whats a mod account

[grim edge]

Hollup lmao

[tepid breach]

Wie man mit 85 Jahren einen Job bekommt

[grim edge]

pain i didnt realise our game was on your alt lmaoooo @pine bison

[tepid breach]

Can anybody give me free diamond?

[terse elbow]

I’m trying to understand this because I take German in school

[tepid breach]

Okay

[terse elbow]

Turns out I did not understand it XD

[glossy radish]

what do mods on cc do

[tepid breach]

How to get a job at 85

[peak plank]

Pain has a very similar mindset to untiy "me see check, me play check"

[grim edge]

Play chess

[tepid breach]

How to get ban by mod speed run?

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

but besides that ):

[tepid breach]

We should add levy in here

[glossy radish]

ima play chess

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Zax come to Norway and set your sights on these beautiful sceneries

[tough garden]

"How does an 85 y/o get a job" (also im not german so dont trust)

[viral epoch]

[terse elbow]

Ah ok

[grim edge]

Swedens sceneries>>>>>>>>>>>

[viral epoch]

Show me

[grim edge]

I love it here very beautiful

[glossy radish]

my bedroom>>>>

[viral epoch]

Actually, I have once

You asked me something but I don't remember what it was

[grim edge]

I showed u the woods already tho

[pine bison]

checks are forcing

[grim edge]

Checks are useless with no goal

[peak plank]

forcing me to develop (Faster)

[viral epoch]

No no, I was sitting in a vc, you joined, and you swiftly scurried off

I would, if I could

[grim edge]

yall be in vcs?

[glossy radish]

i think ducky said "quack" to me once in vc

[grim edge]

I be there very rarely

[upbeat viper]

quack

[glossy radish]

i mean duck

[viral epoch]

Later today perhaps? After school and all

[grim edge]

Lmao i forgor how v sounded

[glossy radish]

lets go to my server have party /j

[viral epoch]

Yes yes yesy dyess

[glossy radish]

bast sounds like zax

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-ducking-hit-gif-21207411

[glossy radish]

just without the french acent

[viral epoch]

I've heard bast multiple times, including when he lectured vv on maths

[glossy radish]

OMH

[glossy radish]

shush

i was bullied

[peak plank]

I see mate in 3

[grim edge]

Im learning how to sing

[glossy radish]

SINGGG

[grim edge]

Im learning haha

[viral epoch]

I like chat when full of regulars

[grim edge]

Yes

[glossy radish]

some are just naturally talented and dont need to learn

[glossy radish]

cough duck

[grim edge]

Sort of

[viral epoch]

Feller

[grim edge]

TRUEE tbh the hardest part is singing in japanese

[glossy radish]

do i have to say this again
duck = imduck
duckY = top hat

[viral epoch]

Oh, then uhhhh, random guess, Luky?

[glossy radish]

🦆 is just MY duk

i befriended two ducks and handfed them

theyre gone now

[viral epoch]

[glossy radish]

lucy is so so adorable

[peak plank]

I have no idea how unity isnt 1000

[viral epoch]

I got it right

[glossy radish]

@primal shore ily

[glossy radish]

why

[viral epoch]

Never heard her

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-22466432

duck eepy

[peak plank]

Unity has been playing better

[potent merlin]

MONFILS

[viral epoch]

Europeans go eep

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fail-jump-gif-15529279

[viral epoch]

Now

[grim edge]

i need

[viral epoch]

ZELELLLYLYLLY

[grim edge]

Pein

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/piperviper-cockatiel-piper-gif-23990913

[viral epoch]

Not entirely

[glossy radish]

why was i skulled.. zelk hates me

):

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-parrot-parrots-happy-jumping-gif-14768880

[glossy radish]

oh

[viral epoch]

YASS

[grim edge]

Yall the new barbie movie trailer dropped

[grave wasp]

Pein

[naive geyser]

hello

[glossy radish]

AAA COCKATOO

[grim edge]

I am a barbie girl

In a barbie world

[viral epoch]

In a barbie world

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bingus-excavator-shovel-eating-gif-24732046

[naive geyser]

lifes fantastic

[grim edge]

Whose this billie eilish looking ahh mf

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Me vs DA PEIN

[frigid skiff]

sir what the actual #### og shit the the robolox chat filter

[grim edge]

Truly the movie of the generation

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-food-eat-fast-gif-24473847

[grim edge]

Rip pain

[grave wasp]

Pain's alt

[viral epoch]

No no that's DBS: Brolyyyyyyy

[naive geyser]

lmao

[grim edge]

I love cockatoos and umbrealla ones aswell

[rotund field]

[viral epoch]

Good movie, do watch

[frigid skiff]

this feels so wrong to ask.. but what's a cockatoo

[glossy radish]

i had a cute pic of one

[grim edge]

I love dbs broly but i have some painful history with barbie and so i like barbie more

[grim edge]

why am i not getting voice perms? i connected all the things?

[rotund field]

Bird from rio

[frigid skiff]

oh

[vague depot]

[glossy radish]

ughhh rejoin

[rotund field]

Yell louder

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Me love birbs

[grim edge]

Isnt this mofo in angry birds

[frigid skiff]

ignore the words hear the music

[frigid skiff]

skinnier

[grim edge]

thanks that works!

[potent merlin]

Angery birbs

[grim edge]

You listening to disney's spanish music or actual spanish music

[grim edge]

Me and Zel right now

[glossy radish]

yep

[grim edge]

Hi v 👋

[vague depot]

[glossy radish]

run

[grim edge]

[rotund field]

Cant wait to fall

[vague depot]

[grim edge]

Im a barbie girl in a Barbie wooooorld

So epik SO epik gamers

[grim edge]

I played Rook takes bishop today sacrificing my ROOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[frigid skiff]

master zax your profile looks intimidating as.. fudge
and then we see you throwing out anime hearts

[grim edge]

Truly epik

[viral epoch]

I don't have many pics of the woods, but I have this recently taken (a sunny day in Norway is nothing to take for granted ykyk)

[rotund field]

[grim edge]

Zax is goofy like thT

Imma cry

[frigid skiff]

wholesome, omw to ruin

[grim edge]

Ive seen that shit in geoguesser before

Hello chat

hello howgh are u doing chst

Hi g

repub if ur garry chess

[frigid skiff]

!welcome @vague depot

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[vague depot]

hi

[viral epoch]

Norway looks the same all the way through, no way

[grim edge]

wholesome, On my way! to ruin

[frigid skiff]

im carry ghess, take it or leave it

[grim edge]

Well i am goofy but when i touch the chess board and feel the intensity of game my eyes burn with passion

[grim edge]

Imma find you in norway

[grim edge]

whats ur favorite chess opening mine is e10

[frigid skiff]

i would resign if im playing you otb immediately

[grim edge]

AMAZING SCENERY I LOVE IT

everytime i play chess my eyes burn

[vague depot]

^

[frigid skiff]

id have to say g8=king is pretty cool, can be experimented with though

[viral epoch]

Grimsi wimsiii hiii

[grim edge]

btw U spelt Norway wrong its Viking boats and snow land

Dont play chess if u dont enjoy it

[grim edge]

hai :ppppp

Its just torture if u dont enjoy it

[grim edge]

Im playing otb this summer gon be playing it for the next 20-30 years atleast THE JOURNEY WILL BE LEGENDARY

[viral epoch]

Yay

[vague depot]

taken from the best theoretical player

[viral epoch]

Hyd

[grim edge]

Imma become a farmer in norway

[frigid skiff]

give people the stare you're giving them in the profile a lot

[grim edge]

hi hi

Have my farmer arc

ehehehejeh

zax u look like ur going into battle

[grim edge]

im eh hbu?

[viral epoch]

Great, take over our unused farm

[viral epoch]

Very so-so

[frigid skiff]

ong we going back to the days of kings and mercenaries

[grim edge]

You have an unused farm

[grim edge]

This stare>

Why is it unsused tho

[frigid skiff]

i have an extremely important exam tomorrow which i was supposed to study for the whole year so i started 3 days ago

[grim edge]

I will defeat my Otb opponents at all cost ill plan day and night even

[frigid skiff]

no the i will kill you stare

[grim edge]

Truly an icon

me fr

[vague depot]

this guy gets it

[grave wasp]

there should be a role for people who have a shit ton of messages in this server like lasagna and scipio called "no-lifers" and have as a flair

[grim edge]

No Otb opponent is surviving me

[grim edge]

you just desprate for a role bro

[frigid skiff]

albert should get the no no lifer

[grave wasp]

hehe

[grim edge]

Why is scipio catching strays just for existing just about everyone talks shit about him

[frigid skiff]

fr id pass out immediately (one piece reference no ones gonna get it)

[grim edge]

poor scipio

[grave wasp]

I have nowhere near as many messages as las and scipio

[grim edge]

I wont be as online anymore after summer sadly for there will be a ton a ton of stuff to do

[grim edge]

Well good luck with your otb journey

master zax remeber me when u become world champ

[grave wasp]

us*

[grim edge]

?

nah screw u me only

[vague depot]

good luck on your otb stuff!

[grave wasp]

[grim edge]

Zax remembered my 500k roualties

I gain 500k it he becomes grandmaster

[frigid skiff]

uh i dont even know where that image is from in the anime

i was referring to conq haki

[grim edge]

[frigid skiff]

but close enough

[grim edge]

i remember the day i readhed 161660 elo

[grim edge]

LMAOOO I GOT THE WRONG ONE THEN

[grim edge]

Rip

it was against the man himself, garry chess......

inventor.of chess

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

GOKU

[grim edge]

Truly the investement of the century

[grim edge]

THXX ALOT

[grim edge]

Ill grind above human level

im so cold im never wearing short sleevs and shorts again ever

[vague depot]

im also gonna be grinding otb stuff this summer, hopefully we win :3

[grim edge]

So you can pay me 500k what a nice guy

[grim edge]

LETS WIN MY FRIEND ILL DEF KEEP TABS ON YOUR PROGRESS 100%%

im wearing the stupidest goddamn hawaiian shirt on earth it hss pink flamingos on it

I think venti can also make it to gm level

and im freezing to death

[grim edge]

venti ya

[vague depot]

hey man i'll check up on you every once in a while (if you dont gain 200 points a month i will be disappointed)

[grim edge]

Same with ya friend

[final ibex]

I just buss a nut xd

[grim edge]

bro

Papirto

[vague depot]

[grim edge]

Please. Don't.

just joined on just joined violence

[frigid skiff]

oh the.. irony?

[final ibex]

I did it while playing chess

[grim edge]

garry chess no!!!!!!!!!

[vague depot]

:(

[frigid skiff]

whos that im carry ghess

[grim edge]

I need to question my life choices up to this point

[final ibex]

think imma buss again

[vague depot]

:(

[grim edge]

no! carry ghess! garry chesss evil twin! this explains everything!

e gads

[fickle rampart]

Who’s ready to get this paper

[grim edge]

i got a printer if u need it

[fickle rampart]

Ty

[final ibex]

bro just buss a nut n chil

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-phineas-and-ferb-pnf-dr-doofenshmirtz-perry-gif-26543370

[fickle rampart]

We printing out checkmates tonight

[grim edge]

so u need like 8x12 inches?

[grim edge]

GM Garry Kasparov heard of this dude?

[flat hawk]

anyone wanna play chess 500 elo

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

I heard he sucks

[frigid skiff]

is that a world war two general, hes ugly af

[grim edge]

omg anatoly karpov is that really you????

[final ibex]

I was bussing nuts at this rate

[flat hawk]

que?

[grim edge]

que!

[grim edge]

HES YOUR LOST BROTHER KARRY

quamquam

[final ibex]

que ?

[grim edge]

Reytlad dont question it just ignore it

[frigid skiff]

oh damn no wonder hes so ugly 😔

[grim edge]

Maybe has CM in him tho???

[grim edge]

yes lmao

[flat hawk]

i know what it means but idk how he meant it

[grim edge]

Hes 500 elo at best

[grim edge]

how did the vending machine ever beat u?

is there no way to do more than a premove on mobile

[grim edge]

WHAT VENDING MACHINE????

i sacrificed my king for the bishop 🔥 🔥 🔥

is there no way to do more than a premove on mobile

[errant edge]

Hi

[final ibex]

I can beat someone at 500 elo while bussing a big fat nut no problem

[flat hawk]

anyone wanna play chess 500 elo

[grim edge]

uh u know the vending machine

is there no way to do more than a premove on mobile

anyone wanna play chess 2 elo

[grim edge]

Nope sadly

[granite lichen]

can anyone else join us in chess game pls c:

[grim edge]

What

[flat hawk]

OK dm me

[grim edge]

Chess game?

[odd jolt]

https://youtu.be/6cJ_ZlJPYOs

[grim edge]

@final ibex what is the square root of 2 to the fiftieth digit pls i need it for hw

[flat hawk]

awh

[odd jolt]

I hope u guys like my remix. It isn't chess related though

[flat hawk]

awh hes so quirky isnt he :D

[odd jolt]

https://youtu.be/6cJ_ZlJPYOs

[flat hawk]

my 60 year old father just head that

i thought it was a rickroll :C

[grim edge]

What is it reytlad

repub if u watch ben finegold

[final ibex]

The square root of 2, when expressed as a decimal, is an irrational number with an infinite number of decimal places. However, if you're looking for an approximation of the square root of 2 to the fiftieth digit, it is approximately:

1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694...

[grim edge]

there is no way u used chatgpt for that 😭

[flat hawk]

"give it to me daddy moan moan moan moan moan daddy moan moan moam"

[grim edge]

Nvm i saw it

I hate you

[flat hawk]

he thought he was different

[grim edge]

ben finegold 🥴

[flat hawk]

omg haha slay girly your so quirky @final ibex

[final ibex]

idc Imma just buss a nut

[flat hawk]

what religion are you

[grim edge]

i need a cookie

[grim edge]

church of the subgenius

[final ibex]

Muslim

[flat hawk]

i have choco chip cookie

[grim edge]

oh damn alr

[flat hawk]

self plesure is a sin

[final ibex]

idc

[flat hawk]

[final ibex]

I just buss a nut n chill

[flat hawk]

allah does no like bro

[final ibex]

imma buss a nut to that mf

[flat hawk]

Omg emily you are so quirky and differnt hahah slay bestie

[final ibex]

in his face

[lost lance]

who wana 1v1

[flat hawk]

me

what elo

[lost lance]

15 miniute game

[final ibex]

imma bust in his face

[flat hawk]

alr

[lost lance]

whaat your elo rey

[flat hawk]

whats urs

[grim edge]

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who hath endowed us with nuts has intended us to forgo their use

[final ibex]

☪️

[lost lance]

600

[flat hawk]

k i will play dm me

[final ibex]

Yes lol

Just buss a nut n chill

[grim edge]

yeyeyye im a thelogaian

theologoan

theoilagan

[final ibex]

don't know what that is, just buss a nut n chill bro

[potent merlin]

The oil a gun

[final ibex]

I did 2 times for 10 min

just while chatting here

big fat nuts they were

[potent merlin]

That's enough discord for today

[buoyant stag]

what..

why would you say that..

[opaque apex]

who starts a conversation like this? I just sat down

[grim edge]

so uh whats ur favorite chess opening

[final ibex]

, I don't have personal preferences

I just buss a nut n chill bro

[flat hawk]

KNEW IT

[buoyant stag]

bro what

[grim edge]

ur a critter bro

[buoyant stag]

i buss a nut and chill too but i dont blurt it out bro

[grim edge]

send me ur cranial measurements i must study you for science

[flat hawk]

masturbation is a sin and it shouldn’t be tolerated

[buoyant stag]

like stop..

[final ibex]

sin to what

[flat hawk]

Like every religion I can name

[final ibex]

ejaculating is a natural thing, your body needs it

[flat hawk]

Except budhism

Not self pleasuring

Doesn’t need that

[final ibex]

You do some kind of ejaculating to keep healthy

so self pleasuring is healthy still

nothing wrong w it

[flat hawk]

Can we get like off this topic

[opaque apex]

please stop talking about this
I do not want to have this conversation right now

[buoyant stag]

thats called perpetual check

[grim edge]

nice

[buoyant stag]

yeah fr bro this guy weird

[grim edge]

perpetual check ftw

[flat hawk]

Mods

[buoyant stag]

anyway guys let's talk aout

[grim edge]

chess !

[flat hawk]

Chess

[buoyant stag]

OH MY GOD

[grim edge]

chess !!!

[opaque apex]

it's been a solid 2 weeks since I played a game

[buoyant stag]

play another game

[winged sage]

Dude did you forget what Magnus said?

[buoyant stag]

what did magnus say

[winged sage]

Sit at a chess board and play with yourself

[winged sage]

@buoyant stag

[buoyant stag]

why is this guy talking about bussing nuts

is thar all you do? bust nuts?

[opaque apex]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy keeps being inappropriate despite multiple of us having asked him to stop

[winged sage]

What did I do?

[clear sequoia]

thanks for the ping, already handled.

[pine bison]

This guy?

[winged sage]

I just quoted Magnus

[pine bison]

OK nvm

[buoyant stag]

the yellow discord guy

[opaque apex]

yeah

[buoyant stag]

@final ibex

[winged sage]

Oh

[buoyant stag]

awesome sauce!

ok lets talk about something else

[winged sage]

[winged sage]

Polish gambit?

[buoyant stag]

what is that?

[flat hawk]

I texted him

[winged sage]

A gambit

[errant edge]

Why i am -21 elo in puzzle?

[hushed saffron]

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is typing..

[flat hawk]

00:00 angel numbers

[winged sage]

How are you that bad

[buoyant stag]

what is the gambit

[errant edge]

Bro i did bug

[winged sage]

No offence

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Zel cat (zelcat2)

This is the Chess.com profile of zelcat2. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Zel cat (zelcat2)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1802 (1802 peak)
Blitz: 1556 (1609 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (1706 peak)

[winged sage]

Look it up cuz I forgot

[rotund field]

new bullet peak

[pine bison]

@errant edge what a fun username

[buoyant stag]

jeepers

[errant edge]

Idk i put in game too

[winged sage]

Your pfp looks like Jane from breaking bad

[brazen smelt]

we need to cook jesse

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bluetit21

This is the Chess.com profile of bluetit21. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 546 (987 peak)
Blitz: 227 (675 peak)
Bullet: 216 (254 peak)

[pine bison]

Jane is pretty beautiful

[buoyant stag]

jane is that you

[upbeat viper]

satisfying

[errant edge]

Rickroll

[winged sage]

“We can go anywhere be anything” Walter didn’t allow that

[pine bison]

@upbeat viper what's that

[upbeat viper]

my répertoire generator

[errant edge]

Rickroll

[pine bison]

Oh lemme take notes

[upbeat viper]

(automatically creates a répertoire PGN)

[pine bison]

[upbeat viper]

because

[winged sage]

Guys

[buoyant stag]

just study openings

[upbeat viper]

this time I run it at depth 15 after e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 d4 ex4d Bc4

[flat hawk]

Books or lessons

[winged sage]

In otb chess how am I ment to castle

[flat hawk]

What I do

[buoyant stag]

just bring the king and rook around silly

[upbeat viper]

so I'll have a depth 19 répertoire

[winged sage]

In tournaments that are otb you can only use one hand

[errant edge]

/connect

[worn ice]

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[upbeat viper]

répertoire is english

👀

I mean,

[buoyant stag]

THEN DO IT WITH ONE HAND, BRING THE KING TO THE CASTLING SQUARE AND THE ROOK NEXT TO THE KING

oops caps

[upbeat viper]

it's used in english

nah

[grim edge]

good morning

[upbeat viper]

sometimes being fun isn't great here

gud morning

[dense kite]

How to defend against early queen attacks

Like scholar mate

[upbeat viper]

@winged sage are you done with the reactions spam ? 👀

[upbeat viper]

are you french ?

[winged sage]

Will I get banned if I continue?

[upbeat viper]

nah not banned

[dense kite]

No, I am Pakistani British

[upbeat viper]

and you support the blitz

ouw

anyway

[upbeat viper]

queen's wayward

[vapid nest]

Always works for me

[winged sage]

Let’s ratio this guy @everyone

[dense kite]

????

[winged sage]

Joking

[buoyant stag]

defend your e4 pawn and harass their queen, also prevent against checkmate

[upbeat viper]

e4 e5 Qh5 Nf6 Bc4 g6 Qc3 Nc6 and gg

[vapid nest]

True

[dense kite]

They usually end up blundering their queen, but idk how to win while up a queen

[buoyant stag]

you can trade pieces

and make everything simple

[dense kite]

When I'm up a queen I lose knight Bishop and both rooks

[buoyant stag]

how

[dense kite]

I try to

[dense kite]

I get forked by Bishop

[buoyant stag]

ok well make sure to pay attention where your pieces are

[dense kite]

And I don't have time to think so I play random moves since it's bullet

[buoyant stag]

what's your elo

oh bullet

[winged sage]

3

[dense kite]

Idk like 300 bullet

800 or 900 rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Haseeb 🔥 (haseeb709)

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Name: Haseeb 🔥 (haseeb709)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 851 (851 peak)
Blitz: 402 (566 peak)
Bullet: 365 (390 peak)

[buoyant stag]

ok well dont spend like more than 3 seconds on a move unless its an important one (i.e you are being threatened with checkmate or a threat is looing)

[winged sage]

Guys

[buoyant stag]

what

[winged sage]

I forgot

[grim edge]

look at the board and think what can my opponent do

[buoyant stag]

forgor*

[dense kite]

Can u 1v1 me on bullet

[buoyant stag]

uhhh im 1100 bullet

[dense kite]

Ok

[buoyant stag]

i can still go tho

[dense kite]

Still want to 1v1?

[ivory wing]

when they bring bishop out, play nc6 to defend the e5 pawn. when they try to bring the queen. out simply kick it away with the pawn like this. if they play qf3 to threaten mate again, simply develop and block the threat with nf6

[buoyant stag]

sure let me be white

[dense kite]

I send link in DMs

[worn ice]

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 461 (631 peak)
Blitz: 470 (800 peak)
Bullet: 466 (702 peak)

[winged sage]

I am better than you

[flat hawk]

I fell off frfr

[dense kite]

Ye I do this

[buoyant stag]

ok ill smash you after this

pause

[winged sage]

I decided that I am (I’m 500 elo on rapid lmao)

[winged sage]

Do it

[buoyant stag]

ok

[winged sage]

Your mother can watch aswell

[royal canyon]

what's secreat to do all you need do in you day if you see anyting like this?

[ivory wing]

que?

[royal canyon]

maybe music... you change my track

[ivory wing]

idk what ur talking about

[grim edge]

Can someone tell me what a “tempo” is in chess?

[tough garden]

hint: tempo = time in latin

[tall orchid]

dream ride

[ivory wing]

it basically just means you're winning an extra move by threatening a piece and they have to move it, wasting a move themselves

[tall orchid]

basically a turn, if you waste a move, you lost a tempo, so your opponent has one extra move

[tall orchid]

^

[tough garden]

at least he won lol

[tall orchid]

💤

[grim edge]

Ah I see

[tall orchid]

not reading allat

[upbeat viper]

a tempo is a time value

[grim edge]

Tempos can be very effective then

[upbeat viper]

one move = one tempo

and indeed you can 'win' tempo by forcing your opponent to do a move

[ivory wing]

getting higher accuracy doesnt mean you won, although normally the person who plays with "higher accuracy" does win

[upbeat viper]

which makes you grab the initiative

[tough garden]

at least you won lol

[low sable]

Related

[royal canyon]

3 right 2 loss and im only up one... -10 the last. i'm depressed

[hushed saffron]

What openings for white do u guys play (dead chat btw)

[upbeat viper]

do a little pause

🫂

[flat hawk]

Please play chess with me

[upbeat viper]

don't let yourself tilt

[flat hawk]

Chess guys pls

[desert nimbus]

1.Nf3 for ever 🥺

[lusty barn]

e4

[desert nimbus]

Nah thanks

[lusty barn]

h5

[desert nimbus]

🥺

[royal canyon]

dayle puzzlei make me more happy

[upbeat viper]

kekw

depth 19 scotch gambit répertoire

[desert nimbus]

I recently learned a line in Orthschnapp gambit, it goes like this: 1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3. cxd5 exd5 4. Qb3 dxe4 5. Bc4 Qe7 6. Nc3 Nf6 7. d3 exd3+ 8. Be3 d2+ 9. Kf1 Nc6 10. Nf3 Bd7 11. Qxb7 Rb8 12. Qxc7 Rxb2 13. Nxd2 Qe5 14. Qxe5 Nxe5

[lusty barn]

how do you even read that

[upbeat viper]

I'll open it up on studyopenings

and just browse

[desert nimbus]

I learned this while I was learning French 💀 and I have -1 advantage in depth 24 and it's all theory

[grim edge]

Yoo ive been ur youtube subscriber since the beginning

When will u re upload

[upbeat viper]

:')

[grim edge]

Make more video plzz

[icy ocean]

i have beaten

magnum carl

[lusty barn]

@desert nimbus do you python

[desert nimbus]

It's completely white for me and I cannot see a thing.

[desert nimbus]

Yea

[upbeat viper]

I'm dying

[icy ocean]

magnum carlsen

[lusty barn]

or do you C

[desert nimbus]

I'm learning python

[flat hawk]

[upbeat viper]

great

[terse elbow]

Why is that a good move?

[flat hawk]

If takes Qc3

[grim edge]

Bro blundered after that 💀

[lusty barn]

isnt that a free knight

[terse elbow]

Is there any other moves like castling and en passant

[lusty barn]

??

[terse elbow]

Like I mean non well known by beginners

[lusty barn]

i dont see the follow up

[flat hawk]

Yes

[lusty barn]

i dont see the follow up

[flat hawk]

It stops a huge move that’s incoming

[lusty barn]

what

[desert nimbus]

What was on d5 square?

[grim edge]

Basically the brilliant is for the defence

[lusty barn]

i see

[flat hawk]

Pawn

Same

[grim edge]

He couldve lost the rook, but the knight prevent it

[flat hawk]

Same bro

[desert nimbus]

Me too

[lusty barn]

how you gonna lose the rook

i dont see it

[full glen]

wtf there are voice messages in discord now????

[grim edge]

After bishop takes, the queen

[full glen]

oh maybe its text to speech

[lusty barn]

oh fork

[full glen]

NEVERMIND

[dense kite]

Yo wtf

Since when voice messages

[grim edge]

yo voice messages

[lusty barn]

what was on d5?

[grim edge]

love it when u stop to think in bullet and then immediately blunder ur rook thats such a good feature

[grim edge]

they were locked for 200+ member servers but they out now

[dense kite]

Nice

[upbeat viper]

anyone to train 1610 lines ?

[pearl knot]

omfg I hate chess

[full glen]

cant wait for us to never use it again

[grim edge]

i learnt the game when i was like 7 but only started again recently

[low sable]

Is that how many lines of openings there are in chess?

[upbeat viper]

no

[desert nimbus]

No

[grim edge]

1610 lines christ

[low sable]

Oh

[upbeat viper]

it is just the depth 19 répertoire I generated

[low sable]

Linea of what?

[full glen]

damn, the draconian intermediary Tsaritsyn 123 defense

[upbeat viper]

for the scotch gambit

[grim edge]

o i was gonna try that

[upbeat viper]

which obviously is absurd

[desert nimbus]

How did you do that?

[upbeat viper]

I coded

[grim edge]

1610 for the scotch

[upbeat viper]

computer science is useful

[lusty barn]

after Qxd5 what next

[keen dock]

hallo

[lusty barn]

(sorry i didnt read)

[low sable]

Really it's that intricate?
Engines are stunning

[gentle depot]

with which language

[grim edge]

i would assume python

[upbeat viper]

python

[full glen]

@grim edge dont upload the gif

[upbeat viper]

(in order to use APIs easily)

[grim edge]

i code in cobol hehehe

[gentle depot]

what other languages do u know

[upbeat viper]

C

[dense kite]

Should I learn openings for e4/d4 for white and e5/d5 for black

[upbeat viper]

c++

[lusty barn]

html

[upbeat viper]

ocaml

[lusty barn]

💀

[upbeat viper]

html isn't a programming language

[lusty barn]

ik

[grim edge]

html is turing complete

[dense kite]

That's websites I think

[grim edge]

i use my html skills to hacker everyone

[gentle depot]

what else

[upbeat viper]

:')

[grim edge]

u can make a turing machine outta <div>s

[upbeat viper]

that's it

[dense kite]

Of 4

[fallen sand]

anish giri vs fabiano caruana who wins?

[dense kite]

Anise giri

[grim edge]

anish could kill fabiano with his mind

[grim edge]

Me

[fallen sand]

I MEANT IN CHESS

[full glen]

<hack target="Bastoura" get="his bobux" />

[upbeat viper]

so anyway

if you guys want some training pgns

[grim edge]

wesley so???

[upbeat viper]

just ask

[grim edge]

how to get free robux (hack) (unleaked)

[upbeat viper]

it takes a lot of time to generate tho'

👀

[grim edge]

u can make it faster

[upbeat viper]

because APIs are very limiting

[grim edge]

it cant be that hard

[upbeat viper]

they're slow

can't change that

[grim edge]

oh naw build ur own chess engine

[upbeat viper]

no

[grim edge]

no balls

[dense kite]

Hack.bosutra="true"

[full glen]

yes yes just build your own engine

[grim edge]

do it

cant be that hard all the scientific papers are on arxiv

i will obliterate all mosquitos

[full glen]

the problem is not the knowledge, the problem is USING and IMPLEMENTING it

[fallen sand]

=if(target:target,"hacked, "nothacked")

[grim edge]

i can use and implement ez

[fallen sand]

its the basic if formula in excel

[dense kite]

Improve the chess.com anticheat

[grim edge]

oh i wanna build a chess engine in excel hehe

?ban @upbeat viper

Oops

u can import html and <script> it shouldnt be hard

[full glen]

there is no dyno bot

[grim edge]

yeah sure

[full glen]

/ban gk6y

[grim edge]

?ban @grim edge

pride month is the day after tmrw do i get a cookie

[dense kite]

If player = cheating:
ban player

[full glen]

i used the (better and superior) minecraft method

[dense kite]

I go pakistan in June

[full glen]

damn the developers need to learn from you

[dense kite]

Fr

[grim edge]

if (chessOpponent.skill >= my.skill) {
kill opponent
}

[full glen]

you cant kill everyone in the world

[grim edge]

holy shit

[full glen]

spare the babies man

[grim edge]

i could beat the hell outta some punkass babies

[full glen]

spare the 3 year olds

[grim edge]

i could destroy a child

[lusty barn]

why >=

[grim edge]

why the lambda moron u aint a wavelength

[lusty barn]

traceback error
line 1
unexpected =

[next thorn]

chat is dead

[dense kite]

Bro

[grim edge]

every time i get a seg fault i want to hurl my head into the monitor

[full glen]

WAIT A MINUTE

=

he himself is included

[next thorn]

euros made it active

[grim edge]

SEG FAULT ERROR 11 I AM UR GOD

[lusty barn]

its hl logo you doofus

[dense kite]

Lmao

I live in England

[grim edge]

lambda aint the symbol for halflife bozo

[dense kite]

No

I'm like

[rotund field]

Meow

[fallen sand]

hows the prem

[lusty barn]

it is the logo

[mighty crest]

anyone wanna play?

[lusty barn]

i said logo

[dense kite]

I don't watch footy

[grim edge]

all im hearing is yous a nerd

[mighty crest]

im gm

[grim edge]

hi unity

[fallen sand]

what do u watch then

[mighty crest]

2350 elo

[rotund field]

Connect ur account

[next thorn]

在我們之間

[lusty barn]

all im hearing is L + ratio + bozo + dont care + didnt ask + seethe + mald + cope harder

[grim edge]

unity ion care abt proper inheritance or anything im not a nerd

[dense kite]

Cricket

[next thorn]

在我們之間

[upbeat viper]

english only please

[rotund field]

si

[next thorn]

it's a famous term

[upbeat viper]

'between us'

[austere magnet]

Im sorry i don’t speak Mongolian

[full glen]

"between us"

[upbeat viper]

ik

but still

[grim edge]

you cant be saying that stuff lmao

[next thorn]

dammit it was supposed to be Among Us

[upbeat viper]

english only

well

means the same

[full glen]

well that works

[upbeat viper]

[rotund field]

bro used google translate

[austere magnet]

[full glen]

between us and among us in chinese mean the same arent they

[next thorn]

ofc. You think I'm gonna learn traditional chinese?

[grim edge]

amogus

[fallen sand]

i heard that india is the goat in cricket

[austere magnet]

Chinese is tough

[tepid panther]

Mandarin is a very hard language

[full glen]

你们不会华文hahahahaha

[rotund field]

no just find it funny that ppl still dont think to check if it translates both ways

[grim edge]

mandarin? like the orange?

[dense kite]

Pakistan goater

[tepid panther]

I'm taking Japanese rn

[fallen sand]

大家好我是一个中国人

[tepid panther]

My Kanji is pretty ass

[full glen]

exactly!

[fallen sand]

im actually chinese

[grim edge]

im talking akkadian at least u guys got tv shows u can watch

[full glen]

well i mean Kanji is ass

[austere magnet]

Japanese is also pretty tough

[fallen sand]

im learning french

[tepid panther]

I think it's cool

[grim edge]

oui oui

[austere magnet]

Im learning French, Japanese and Chinese

[dense kite]

Crossant

[upbeat viper]

nothing else than english else TO

👀

[grim edge]

damn bluejays are so cool i wish birds were real

[full glen]

its Chinese with Japanese aesthetic

[austere magnet]

Not making much progress in any of the 3

[tepid panther]

I speak Spanish, but im also Venezuelan

[fallen sand]

nice

[grim edge]

amogus

[lusty barn]

🥐

[rotund field]

I aint translating allat

[austere magnet]

It’s tough but I wanna be at least be able to understand stuff in different languages

[grim edge]

now i aint reading allat

[fallen sand]

i know 3 languages

[full glen]

i can translate chinese on the go

[dense kite]

Amognus Sussy balls

[spiral badger]

Hmmm

[fallen sand]

i know chinese, burmese and english

[lusty barn]

susuusususususus amogus

[full glen]

btw written chinese are all called "chinese". The different names are just how you pronounce it.

[rotund field]

Dont know what this translates to thats why im censoring

[austere magnet]

Wtf 💀

[viral epoch]

Hellu Zelly

[grim edge]

Social distance plzz

[full glen]

he likes his ???? friends

[rotund field]

Hola

[fallen sand]

bro stop the racism

[grim edge]

Im not

[fallen sand]

i dont have covid

[grim edge]

Im also asian

[viral epoch]

Hi best katt

[lusty barn]

ahem ahem racism ahem ahem

[rotund field]

mid cat .-.

[fallen sand]

which???

[grim edge]

South korea 😂😂

[viral epoch]

Nooo, best katt

[grim edge]

asian? yeah i get old too

[fallen sand]

nice

[grim edge]

Ding chillingg

[dense kite]

I am pakistan

[full glen]

hello k pop man

[grim edge]

Hello guys

hihi

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fail-jump-gif-15529279

[spiral badger]

Hello English pop man

[full glen]

im not english

[fallen sand]

https://tenor.com/view/el-gato-el-gato-cat-meme-el-gato-cat-el-gato-meme-dancing-gif-25760212

[lusty barn]

i can make it
i can make it
i can make it
jumps
i cant make it

[full glen]

SO HOT 🔥🥵🥵

[spiral badger]

Nah I’m sure you’ve played the English

[fallen sand]

true

[fallen sand]

yessir

[full glen]

like once

[signal patrol]

I thought you were Vietnamese

[grim edge]

Yo can i ask u a question?

[spiral badger]

See

[fallen sand]

ye wssp

[rotund field]

Random chess opinion time: Benoni is so mid at intermediate level

[grim edge]

Do u eat bat?

[full glen]

as a chinese i can comfirm that i eat bats every day and get covid every day

[fallen sand]

no thats just weird

[lusty barn]

i cant even imagine how bats would taste like

[rotund field]

Nom nom

[grim edge]

im him

[grim edge]

I see 😂

e

Chinese people do

[fallen sand]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-not-do-not-cat-dangerous-individual-man-dancing-while-cat-threatens-your-family-gif-26522356

[grim edge]

Ok i see

[spiral badger]

Sometimes 1300 play like gms other times like they have 2 brain cells

[full glen]

probably tastes like salty bat without the salt

[grim edge]

Who r u

[dense kite]

This thing is very inaccurate

[lusty barn]

hell nah

[grim edge]

See? China

[rotund field]

‘White played like a 1600’

[dense kite]

It said I played like a 2300 player when I was 600 rated

[spiral badger]

They actually played like an 800

[rotund field]

What

💀💀💀nah

[grim edge]

IM BATMAN

who tf eating bats

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-26340347

Im himm

[rotund field]

yea but thats just false

[dense kite]

I think African people ate them in the past

[tall orchid]

updated banner

[lusty barn]

that guy named bats: ...

[full glen]

wow look what we got here for a meal!

[fallen sand]

true

[grim edge]

😂😂😂 i love u bro

[dense kite]

Like West Africa I think bats were a delicacy there

[rotund field]

Ooh the guy who police couldn’t stop 😋

forgot why he did it tbh

[signal patrol]

look at this game I have just played

[rotund field]

No

[grim edge]

killdozer

[signal patrol]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/79229480295?tab=review

[worn ice]

bizzy602 (930) vs. ImThePotatoMan (869)

Move List

1. [e3] e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. Qf3 Nf6 5. a3 d5 6. Bb5 a6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Qe2 Bg7 9. h3 O-O 10. d3 e4 11. d4 Re8 12. Nc3 Nd7 13. Bd2 c5 14. Nxd5 Bb7 15. Nf4 cxd4 16. Qg4 Ne5 17. Qe2 d3 18. cxd3 exd3 19. Nxd3 Nxd3+ 20. Qxd3 Qxd3 21. Ne2 Bxb2 22. O-O Bxa1 23. Nf4 Qxd2 24. Ne2 Qxe2 25. Rd1 Qxd1+ 26. Kh2 Qe2 27. f4 Qxg2# 

[rotund field]

e3 💀

[molten compass]

.

[lusty barn]

f3 better

[rotund field]

Thanks

[lusty barn]

then g4

[signal patrol]

im the potato

[tepid panther]

C4 >

[lusty barn]

source: dude trust me

[rotund field]

c3 🥵

[grim edge]

Notes found by investigators after the incident indicated that the primary motivation for the bulldozer rampage was his plan to stop the concrete plant from being built near his shop. These notes indicated that he held grudges over the zoning approval.

[molten compass]

Best move for black after e4?

[grim edge]

Anyone from china?

[tall orchid]

KILLLLDOZEEEERRRR

[rotund field]

f5

[next thorn]

I'm back

[fallen sand]

me

[tall orchid]

f5 then g5

[next thorn]

I am on my Riddler arc now

[grim edge]

Yo i got another question

[next thorn]

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

[spiral badger]

Well e5 c5 c6are all moves I think

[molten compass]

I play d5

[grim edge]

a dog

[fallen sand]

https://tenor.com/view/kira-yoshikage-gif-23495581

[lusty barn]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic message
<@&745328830649991179>

[fallen sand]

ok

[next thorn]

snitch

[grim edge]

Oh god

[next thorn]

no wonder you're below 1000 elo

[tall orchid]

play f5 then premove g5

[molten compass]

Can someone explain how f5 is the best move for black

[lusty barn]

💀

[tall orchid]

unstopabble kingside attack

[fair kraken]

Truly a moment of all time

[molten compass]

Og

[rotund field]

?

[next thorn]

yessir my roast was roasty while you got ROASTED

[grim edge]

Why do chinese accent bounce like basketball?

[lusty barn]

copium

[grim edge]

what?

[tall orchid]

government screwed him over

[grim edge]

? Just asking

[rotund field]

890 blitz talking?