💬〡general-off-topic

[rotund field]

MAESTRADO!!

[restive storm]

Lol

[restive storm]

WHO PLEADING FACED THAT

[rotund field]

wait they were responding to me 🥶

[tall orchid]

its cheap asf tho

[rotund field]

False

[echo pivot]

be bougie and get glass ones

[pine bison]

[tall orchid]

but its still cheap 😭

[restive storm]

So many people in that server💀

From chess.com discord

[tall orchid]

@pine bison is an ai confirmed

im only buying 800

[steep viper]

I was right lol

Maybe my best brillant so far

[tall orchid]

nice one

right into a triple fork

[rotund field]

💀💀

[steep viper]

Yup

[pine bison]

never said i was

[restive storm]

What the hell did you join it☠️

[vocal monolith]

Hewo pain ❤️

[steep viper]

Please explain for those with less than 1500 elo

[tall orchid]

im like the kid in 7th grade trying to be sasuke

[restive storm]

After takes Qd7 or Qc8 and white has to give up material to survive checkmate

[wispy briar]

are buying courses actually helpful?

[pine bison]

THEY HAVE GOOD EMOTES

[pine bison]

yo

[restive storm]

Never do this

[vocal monolith]

I just took a massive hit off my thc pen

[pine bison]

LOL TRUE

bro i joined that server in 1993 i dont remember

[tall orchid]

what is "e-girls' paradise"

[pine bison]

that sounds.. great??

[tall orchid]

send me the invite link 😈

[pine bison]

egirls ruined my life

[restive storm]

[tall orchid]

me do a little trolling

[vocal monolith]

Bro you have no idea howstoned ima get

[steep viper]

Oh thanks I see it now

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/emma-langevin-gif-21066914

[restive storm]

What

[vocal monolith]

.kiss

[steep viper]

.kiss mom

[tall orchid]

.kiss @grim edge

why is bot not working

[normal hatch]

Oh, its that girl with the weird last name

[vocal monolith]

No bots dumbass

[echo seal]

.kiss me

[pine bison]

emma langevin?

[normal hatch]

yeah

[tall orchid]

lange?? like max lange

[pine bison]

weird last name?

[vocal monolith]

Omg I love her

[pine bison]

same

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[pine bison]

[tall orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-cat-water-gif-21704461

[rose kraken]

is there a way to see accuracy and brilliant moves w/o game review

[pine bison]

no

[rose kraken]

demn

[tall orchid]

send me ur game i'll review it for you

[restive storm]

Without premium you ||have 1 review with everything per day||

[vocal monolith]

L no premium

[rose kraken]

diamond man?

[normal hatch]

no

[tall orchid]

yea

[rose kraken]

:((

[tall orchid]

is this a fr or an ong moment ⁉️

[vocal monolith]

Yeet yeet moment ong fr

[sly granite]

hello

[blazing sky]

keep getting brilliants, I thought this was difficult guys

[rose kraken]

elo?

[tall orchid]

thought chess was difficult

[grim edge]

You have an L pfp that’s where all the power come from

[restive storm]

They aren’t difficult you just have to have the right game

[wispy briar]

LMAO

[blazing sky]

488 😭

[wispy briar]

im willing to bet you messed it up on the move after

[blazing sky]

nuh uh

[tall orchid]

anyways going to bed its 10 pm here almost 11

[blazing sky]

im cagnus marlsen

[vocal monolith]

Die

[blazing sky]

LOL

[wispy briar]

any way to get out of this position with black?

[blazing sky]

yea it was

[restive storm]

Imo Gothamchess fans should know about other super grandmasters other than Magnus Carlsen and Hikaru Nakamura

[wispy briar]

show the whole board

[blazing sky]

dont make fun of me :C

[wispy briar]

do you actually even know why its brilliant

[ornate ivy]

Hi

[blazing sky]

well its defending my bishop and rook

[hushed saffron]

||London is the best opening.

Jobava london 🫣||

[restive storm]

Nice role

[ornate ivy]

Ty

[blazing sky]

and would take out his knight which was in a dangerous position ig

[gentle marsh]

?

[rose kraken]

i came

[blazing sky]

I think the best I ever did

[bright glade]

smh not even 100

[blazing sky]

was like 96 accuracy for 27 moves

[rose kraken]

thats crazy

chess .com thinks i should be 500 elo

but i play while talking to a bunch of monkeys

so i cant focus

[rose kraken]

950

[blazing sky]

me playing in class

[primal shore]

Honestly

[wind dragon]

anyone want to bully me in chess (even if ur like 292387489748128947248 elo)

[primal shore]

Only good London is jobava

[latent pebble]

The London itself is solid

[blazing sky]

mfw I don't know any openings

[bright glade]

i will adopt you in bullet if you like

[primal shore]

Yes but the only respectful one is jobava

[blazing sky]

I tried playing the caro-khan but failed every time 😭

[wind dragon]

/profile yes

[latent pebble]

meh

[wind dragon]

/profile

sht

[bright glade]

send a link or should i

[latent pebble]

If 1.d4 is not the qg I don’t want it

[grim edge]

blunder master role on top

[blazing sky]

anyone want to play me in chess?

[wind dragon]

you do it

[bright glade]

https://play.chess.com/GW7XE

[latent pebble]

Real

[pine bison]

real

[surreal oxide]

Real

[gentle marsh]

real

[spiral badger]

Real

[rose kraken]

real

[blazing sky]

real

[primal shore]

Real

[covert arch]

Real

[latent pebble]

real

[cosmic dawn]

unreal bro

[pine bison]

game over

gg no next

Bruh man is banned

[spiral badger]

Fake

[pine bison]

[cosmic dawn]

ok

[pine bison]

jk

[blazing sky]

someone say something profoundly stupid quick

[cosmic dawn]

can i have ban perms please

[pine bison]

sure

[covert arch]

I am an avid supporter of the

if i may ask, what is the opposite of?

[spiral badger]

Something proudly stupid quick

[blazing sky]

NO YOU CANT SUPPORT THE

[spiral badger]

This is one of the discord chat of all time

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/5d-chess-sovereign-chess-triple-s-triple-s-games-spongebob-list-gif-25620972

[blazing sky]

1v1 me in chess

[pine bison]

no

[blazing sky]

scared for sure

[pine bison]

very

[grim edge]

oh my god i very nearly screwed up

[pine bison]

shivering my timbers atm

[blazing sky]

Im sogood omg

[grim edge]

oh wait wrong server soz

pain can u see those deleted messages?

[pine bison]

i can

[blazing sky]

[cosmic dawn]

ban

[radiant herald]

Hi

Give me trust role😡

[grim edge]

give me 3.3 million dollars in government bonds

[brazen smelt]

hello chat

[pine bison]

[radiant herald]

4 days

[restive storm]

Chess variants

[pine bison]

yea

[cosmic dawn]

i should get ban perms

[restive storm]

POV:

[wet gulch]

anybody wanna vs me in chess 5 min around 1k elo

[ebon ingot]

ambassing?

[grim edge]

oooo that looks fun to play

[rose kraken]

can anyone review my game

[grim edge]

god imagine building a chess engine for that

[bright glade]

i greek gifted him, thank you levy for that one short or something idk

i didnt calculate but levy said that greek gift works if some conditions are met, and i saw them being met here, so i went for it

[tribal terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-meme-triggered-angry-wants-to-know-your-location-gif-16488733

[ebon ingot]

simple ahh brilliant

[radiant herald]

Ng4 then qh4 right?

[midnight trellis]

why cant i talk in vc

[radiant herald]

Cause your bad

[midnight trellis]

any other reaosons

[grim edge]

god said u shouldnt and we listen to Him

[plush kelp]

Really nice

[ebon ingot]

when?

did i ask

[limber lantern]

what new thing is it?

[ebon ingot]

cope tbh

[limber lantern]

good luck with that

[ebon ingot]

huh?

[grim edge]

how do i talk in the vcs

[ebon ingot]

stop trynna frame me cause you crying your ass off

[limber lantern]

its unreal engine it can be everything and nothing at the same time

[limber lantern]

mods can see deleted messages

[grim edge]

what

[ebon ingot]

i know. but i aint sent no offensive messages?

[limber lantern]

I was about to say to send that

[radiant herald]

Everyone on the vc sounds like🤓

[ebon ingot]

sigma males

[full glen]

quite the opposite

[brazen smelt]

soyjak females

[ebon ingot]

Don't fret
I don't ever wanna see you
And I never wanna miss you again
One thing
When you're angry, you're a jerk
And then you treat me like I'm worth nothing
Don't fret
I don't ever wanna see you
And I never wanna miss you again
It'll happen again
I'll watch it happen over and over again

[keen dock]

💀

[ebon ingot]

ligma males 🤑🤑🤑

[keen dock]

ligma male activity

[brazen smelt]

vc trolled 😎

[restive storm]

what the heck

[ebon ingot]

everyone in the vc is like 9 bro 💀

is that allowed?

[keen dock]

nah

discord is 13+ i think

[radiant herald]

13 is the age limit right?

[keen dock]

yea

[normal hatch]

Made a dc account when I was 10

[ebon ingot]

how do i verify?

[tawny pumice]

@thorny loom no discussion of live games in vc

[radiant herald]

Its so easy to analyze in pc

[next seal]

wdym verify

[torpid lintel]

Type/connect look here #❓〡server-faq

[ebon ingot]

so i can can change my nickname

[radiant herald]

The one kid voice gonna deafen me

[tawny pumice]

ikr

[ebon ingot]

wat

[digital phoenix]

wow its water bottle

[next seal]

AYYYY ITS LAS

sup bro

[tawny pumice]

also i like how theyre just discussing a completely lost game

[torpid lintel]

Was you talking about how to connect? 😅

[ebon ingot]

yea

[digital phoenix]

im grinding cr until i die

[torpid lintel]

So yes type /connect

[next seal]

las how do i get a language role :(

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[digital phoenix]

u dont

[next seal]

i saw v have one

[digital phoenix]

they used to give it now its pointless

[radiant herald]

Their still losing💀

[tawny pumice]

yeah everyone in vc is pretty mid

[digital phoenix]

cos last time there used to be a channel for each role now they removed all

[ebon ingot]

alr i connected and i dont really see the difference

[next seal]

bruh

[earnest robin]

Use this link to friend me on Chess.com https://friend.chess.com/fUBB5 and let's play sometime!

[digital phoenix]

joe mama

[torpid lintel]

You are not connected If you connect you can get rating roles send pictures of your chess, #🧩〡daily-puzzle you can do puzzles there, #💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595 you can ask there anything related to improvement in chess!

[ionic tangle]

50 bru

[digital phoenix]

i know ur blitz rating is fake and i dont like it

[next seal]

nice

[remote monolith]

hey guys are you allowed alt accounts?

[ebon ingot]

"That Discord account is already connected to another Chess.com account."

[digital phoenix]

literally started advanced and u suck

[ebon ingot]

is it because my account was closed? and it got transfered?

[torpid lintel]

Do you have two accounts? Or did you ever get ban on chess.com?

[viscid jacinth]

I am real

[digital phoenix]

only one with approval

[remote monolith]

approval?

[torpid lintel]

Gmail [e-mail]

[viscid jacinth]

I have beaten lasagna once guys

[radiant herald]

Type /connect and it should say you've link your account already

[digital phoenix]

yeah u gotta ask chess.com for alt

[tawny pumice]

bro started from 1800 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Laugh at him

[ebon ingot]

i already transfered my account using that

[tawny pumice]

thats even worse

[digital phoenix]

mohit also beat me once

[radiant herald]

Its so easy to play chess in pc especially with the arrow stuff i think they should add it in mobile

[limpid raft]

...---...

[remote monolith]

oh 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Send link

[digital phoenix]

mohit made me quit chess

[viscid jacinth]

SEND LINK

[torpid lintel]

Yes I was lucky haha I guess I never be lucky again 😅

[remote monolith]

i'm rlly low elo i just wanna create an alt to see if i would get a higher elo

[radiant herald]

Broski a predator

[viscid jacinth]

In dms

[digital phoenix]

oh yes i will right now because of u

[tawny pumice]

looks pretty even

[viscid jacinth]

NOT HERE

[remote monolith]

LMFAO WHO SENT

[full glen]

i dont wanna see the invite kmaoi

[low sable]

how would that work?

[viscid jacinth]

NOT HERE UNITY

[ebon ingot]

hol up sauce that up again?

[radiant herald]

Whats your elo

[remote monolith]

i started out rlly rlly bad right

[upbeat viper]

wut

[low sable]

k

[torpid lintel]

Las rating 2000+

[remote monolith]

so it affected my starting elo

[upbeat viper]

what kind of susge activity is happening here

[fiery compass]

Hello everyone

[remote monolith]

and i just had a feeling that if i start now, with my current skill level

[low sable]

okay

[upbeat viper]

tf is that

[remote monolith]

i would get a higher elo

[upbeat viper]

Imma delete anyway but

[torpid lintel]

@upbeat viper

[digital phoenix]

can u dm me the invite link

[upbeat viper]

yes Mohit ?

:)

[radiant herald]

Bro everyone in vc makes me wanna remove my eardrums

[digital phoenix]

cos idk which one and all i can physically type is

[ionic tangle]

jesus christ what did i saw

[upbeat viper]

because useless

[ebon ingot]

i joined it and a buncha e kitten bots texted me 😭

[torpid lintel]

Hi people sending other server invites here so be here :)

[low sable]

why do you say you elo now isnt coherent with your present elo

[fiery compass]

@digital phoenix you’re a boy ?

[upbeat viper]

but I was here already

[next seal]

yes

[remote monolith]

i'm not sure. i'm aware that it makes 0 sense

[torpid lintel]

Ohh xD

[remote monolith]

it's just a feeling as i said

[fiery compass]

thanks

[low sable]

how did do you do on the recent games you played?

[torpid lintel]

So Bast why you was not talking here?

[remote monolith]

pretty badly i won't lie

[upbeat viper]

I just arrived

[low sable]

well than i agree that it doesnt make sense

[digital phoenix]

duh

[next seal]

2nd to last is so relateablr

[ionic tangle]

very motivational quote, now i can start playing chess thanks to him

[low sable]

but do you

[radiant herald]

Im 990 elo again bro i cant escape 1000-1100 elo

[remote monolith]

i mean you can right

i just want to try

it might not get anything

[next seal]

train

🚂

[radiant herald]

What do i train

[fiery compass]

[normal hatch]

Checkers skills

[torpid lintel]

Okay :)

[next seal]

strategies and different openings, but you shouldn’t really listen to me

[digital phoenix]

none

[bright glade]

[next seal]

“MagnusBlunderson” 💀

[ionic tangle]

tilt to rotate

[radiant herald]

Thanks didn't know that i would need a hero like you water

[next seal]

it’s okay, i will save you from dehydration anytime

[fiery compass]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-lee-naruto-ready-to-fight-ready-to-go-chunin-exams-gif-26427548

[next seal]

Yes drink me SLOWLY KILL ME

wow okay

[bright glade]

we dont talk about that

[lyric moss]

Wtf-

[next seal]

i see how it is, your to other water boytles

[next seal]

it’s giving dominant 😳

i’m gonna shoot myself

what did you just say?

[digital phoenix]

what do u drink water from

[lyric moss]

[next seal]

Nasty human being, relying on a fridge to keep it cold

[radiant herald]

How do i learn strategies

[next seal]

STOP

ITS MY BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEAR

[lyric moss]

U mean a dispenser

[radiant herald]

Bro just want a sip

[ionic tangle]

magnus uses water to win tournaments sooo.

[next seal]

i mean there’s many ways, i just usually watch chess youtubers because they would say the most random and unknown openings to human kind

nasty

[bright glade]

[ionic tangle]

i can confirm magnus drank ur entire water family

[low sable]

have you been drinking dasani water?

[radiant herald]

Bro u suck

[next seal]

💀

[bright glade]

[lyric moss]

Dem mostly 90 accu

[next seal]

fake mountain water, it’s purified

[low sable]

costco has their brand?

[next seal]

Yes

[ionic tangle]

wow a north korean. lmfao

[low sable]

:0

[pine bison]

Uuuuh

[next seal]

Kirkland is the brand!!

[low sable]

i think you pulled up the wrong image

[bright glade]

insane like that

[next seal]

in Kirkland hot dogs we believe

[radiant herald]

Any suggestions for openings to get a upper position in 1000-1100 elo

[lyric moss]

69

[next seal]

try barnes

[lyric moss]

Vienna

[next seal]

how much

[low sable]

try the evans gambit

[radiant herald]

Thats so easy to counter

[restive storm]

i like the luy ropez

[low sable]

variant of guicoo pianno

ik i spelt it wrong

[next seal]

fentiachttio

it looks very unreal for some reason

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apatheticmoiz

This is the Chess.com profile of apatheticmoiz. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2149 (2149 peak)
Blitz: 1890 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 1922 (1922 peak)

[bright glade]

i didnt thunk i could reach almost 2150

[ionic tangle]

why they gae

[next seal]

gay

[restive storm]

im 2158 our ratings are similar

[next seal]

only 8 off

[remote monolith]

ok so i finished my 5 starting games on an alt and i did get a much higher elo @low sable

[radiant herald]

Teach me master 🙏

[next seal]

Magnus daddysen

[low sable]

which variant might i ask?

[radiant herald]

Whut

[remote monolith]

normal ofc

i don't play chess variants

[bright glade]

ur underrated, im just lucky, theres a difference

[low sable]

normal is not a variant bruh

[remote monolith]

wdym variant then

[low sable]

i assume you mean rapid but still

[twin hedge]

yo

[remote monolith]

oh yeah rapid

[radiant herald]

Teach me the ways master 🙏🙏

[remote monolith]

variants usually refer to stuff like 960, 4 player etc to me

[low sable]

oh i see where i went wrong

mbad

[remote monolith]

all g

[bright glade]

just take your time on moves and play a long time control in which you can do this

[twin hedge]

🗿

[restive storm]

i might be getting really close to my actual rating though

[low sable]

wait you played 5 rapid games?
was it really that long?

[remote monolith]

it wasn't long tbh, one was aborted and the other 4 was quick

[radiant herald]

I always play on rapid but still loses because of the position

[remote monolith]

all less than 30 moves

won 3 lost 1

[bright glade]

theres 15+10 and longer time controls

[low sable]

whats your rating now?

[remote monolith]

1428 on my alt

AGREED

[low sable]

oh nice

[remote monolith]

i'm 960 Rapid on main LOLL

peaked 1050 and just went on a massive downhill train

[radiant herald]

The time doesn't matter cuz my positions always bad

[ornate ivy]

[radiant herald]

Wanna play

[remote monolith]

sure

unrated or rated?

[radiant herald]

Dm

[bright glade]

then spend time before your position is bad

[remote monolith]

also i'm proud of my puzzles rating progression lol

[ornate ivy]

Cracked

[tawny pumice]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/79067559205?tab=analysis Qe5+ and nb4 was pretty cute this game

[worn ice]

0xryuzaki (1911) vs. hikari_kuina (2007)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 Nf6 3. [e5] Nd5 4. d4 cxd4 5. cxd4 Nc6 6. Nc3 Nxc3 7. bxc3 d6 8. exd6 e6 9. d5 exd5 10. Qxd5 Be6 11. Qb5 Qxd6 12. Qxb7 Rb8 13. Qa6 Qe5+ 14. Ne2 Nb4 15. Qa4+ Bd7 16. Qxa7 Nc2+ 17. Kd2 Nxa1 18. Nd4 Bc5 19. Qa5 Bxd4 

[remote monolith]

ty

[sharp smelt]

hi

[restive storm]

hi

[radiant herald]

Is this lichess

[remote monolith]

no chess.com

[radiant herald]

How do you get that many puzzles

[remote monolith]

5 a day

i play everyday for almost a year now

[radiant herald]

I started like january and quit at like feb then continue in april

[radiant herald]

Do lichess unlimited puzzle

[remote monolith]

yes

[restive storm]

f5 when both e4 and g4 is crazy

This is why I say the kid is simple and complicated at the same time

[radiant herald]

Bf7?

Qxh8

[radiant herald]

Qxd8 atleast you gained 2 rook's for 1 queen and a bishop i guess

[timid stratus]

It was drawn by chess.com

Yes

But I found it to be more appealing LOL

[worn ice]

FaresHaikal (598) vs. Mr_Stockfish_11 (610)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. Qxd4 Nc6 4. Qd1 Nf6 5. f3 Bc5 6. a3 Nh5 7. b4 Qh4+ 8. g3 Nxg3 9. bxc5 Nxh1+ 10. Kd2 Qf2+ 11. Be2 Qd4+ 12. Ke1 Qxa1 13. Nd2 Nd4 14. Bc4 O-O 15. Nb3 Qc3+ 16. Qd2 Nxf3+ 17. Kd1 Nxd2 18. Nxd2 Nf2+ 

[stark heart]

Let's go!

[bright glade]

no way this just happened

[stark heart]

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[median tundra]

Hi

[stark heart]

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[tawny pumice]

Chess

[stark heart]

hjifg hjdfghjfd hjfg hjfdghg jfdhg jdfshgj dfhgjf jndgfjnfds j nfdjg djfsghfdjshg jdfhg djfhgdjfhgdfj hgdjs hdjfhg jdsfhg djfhg djsgh dfj

fdgh jdfhgjdfhg jdfghjdfgh jdfhgkdjfsgk dfjnkg mnfdskn gdskg nksd gjdfk gdkfjg kdjfg kdfgjkg jfdsgkjdf kjfd

[restive storm]

It took me 10 seconds to realize that’s stalemate💀

[stark heart]

fdsdsj kfds

[upbeat viper]

stop the spam

[radiant herald]

Bro said ni hao

[restive storm]

I usually look at the coordinates

[stable jungle]

Autorole removed

<@&960512961233969182> will no longer be assigned upon joining.

[strange skiff]

albert is back

pog

[upbeat viper]

weird message tho'

wut

[south loom]

ngl i play better when im tired

[upbeat viper]

no more auto Just joined

?

[bright glade]

yeah he messed up somehow

[south loom]

im destroying ppl rn and im about to pass out

[radiant herald]

Give me trusted role please please please

[strange skiff]

u gotta wait like everyone else bud

[strange skiff]

albert does that

I made carlbot do that while albert was down

[bright glade]

imagine albert goes down again

[median tundra]

Hi

[strange skiff]

hey

[upbeat viper]

oh okay

didn't see it was carl

[bright glade]

im 2150 rapid now what

[subtle perch]

Can u add albert to other servers

[strange skiff]

nope, he's built for here

[subtle perch]

😭

[timid stratus]

LOL

[subtle perch]

whats this

[radiant herald]

Is that lichess

[bright glade]

yes

[subtle perch]

Lichess >:O

[timid stratus]

Yes as I don't have premium to review my games

[subtle perch]

The disrespect

[strange skiff]

u can run them on the analysis board regardless

[eager vessel]

gotta work on this

[strange skiff]

chess.com/analysis

[timid stratus]

OK

[strange skiff]

it just wont have explanations

[timid stratus]

Thanks

[subtle perch]

Or send ur games here

[eager vessel]

do u have gang wars with lichess

[subtle perch]

And we can analyze them

[strange skiff]

nah we all love chess

it's about that

[timid stratus]

OK'

[strange skiff]

room for everyone, it's not really a competition thing

pog mika online

[timid stratus]

😄

[subtle perch]

Its abt elo flexing and trash talking

[bright glade]

anitta on invis

who u hiding from

[strange skiff]

exactly @subtle perch

kekw

[timid stratus]

LOL this community is better than Gotham city

[eager vessel]

omg anitta i have genius idea

ok so for diamond members add piece emotes 🔥

so like if u capture a piece it just starts emoting

[subtle perch]

My friend forgot his cc and gmail password

[fair pewter]

Yo

[subtle perch]

What he do

[fair pewter]

Anyone got a strong engine?

[upbeat viper]

I'll try to code a répertoire generator

using some APIs

[fair pewter]

I want a position Analyzed

Seems like a dope gambit I wanna see if it's viable

[upbeat viper]

send the position

[subtle perch]

I got stockfish 15

[timid stratus]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/78895922527 can anyone review this game

[worn ice]

Armaan_Ojha (971) vs. arasa3103 (953)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 d6 4. O-O Bg4 5. h3 Bxf3 6. Qxf3 Nf6 7. Nc3 Nd4 8. Qg3 Nxc2 9. Rb1 Nd4 10. d3 c6 11. Bg5 b5 12. Bb3 Nxb3 13. axb3 b4 14. Na4 Be7 15. Rbc1 c5 16. d4 Nh5 17. Qg4 Nf6 18. Bxf6 Bxf6 19. dxc5 Qd7 20. cxd6 Qxg4 21. hxg4 Rd8 22. Rcd1 h5 23. Nc5 hxg4 24. d7+ Ke7 25. f4 g6 26. fxe5 Bxe5 27. Nb7 Rxd7 28. Rxd7+ Kxd7 29. Nc5+ Kc6 30. Rc1 Bd4+ 31. Kf1 Bxc5 32. Ke2 Rh2 33. Kd3 Rxg2 34. Kc4 Kb6 35. Kd5 Rd2+ 36. Kc4 Bf2 37. Kxb4 Rxb2 38. Rd1 Bc5+ 39. Ka4 Ra2# 

[subtle perch]

Does that count

[subtle perch]

on it sarge

[fair pewter]

And a stronk computer?

[subtle perch]

I dont want to tell you

[fair pewter]

Mine is sf 14 and depth is only going up to like 34

[subtle perch]

I feel so bad

[timid stratus]

Why

[fair pewter]

It refuses to go up

[subtle perch]

11 mistakes and 3 blunders

[upbeat viper]

send the pos I'll run stockfish 15 high depth

like 45+ if you want

[timid stratus]

Thats good I found this on a tournament

[glossy radish]

hi

[upbeat viper]

hi vv

[subtle perch]

7 misses

[timid stratus]

OK

[glossy radish]

hi bast (:

[upbeat viper]

done

[low hull]

Anyone wanna play around 1600, Im 1.2k

[timid stratus]

So whats the accuracy

[upbeat viper]

check by yourself

[fair pewter]

1. d4 e6 2. e4 d5 3. f3 dxe4 4. Nc3 Bb4 5. fxe4 Qh4+ 6. Ke2 Bxc3 7. bxc3 Qxe4+ 8. Kf2
   also tell me like top 5 responses for black

ty

[digital phoenix]

h

[timid stratus]

LOL I am better than 900

[fair pewter]

Looks a bit sus but defo playable

[glossy radish]

i

[subtle perch]

Also I forgot abt this but, my friend forgot his cc and gmail password

what do

[mild apex]

Hewo bastttt

[glossy radish]

wait theres a blunder master role

[digital phoenix]

is there

[subtle perch]

Title*

[glossy radish]

OHH ITS FOR CR

[mild apex]

Yep

[timid stratus]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/79068627463 Its been reviewed

[worn ice]

FaresHaikal (598) vs. Mr_Stockfish_11 (610)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. Qxd4 Nc6 4. Qd1 Nf6 5. f3 Bc5 6. a3 Nh5 7. b4 Qh4+ 8. g3 Nxg3 9. bxc5 Nxh1+ 10. Kd2 Qf2+ 11. Be2 Qd4+ 12. Ke1 Qxa1 13. Nd2 Nd4 14. Bc4 O-O 15. Nb3 Qc3+ 16. Qd2 Nxf3+ 17. Kd1 Nxd2 18. Nxd2 Nf2+ 

[low hull]

anyone wanna play

[digital phoenix]

also frenemy is now called regular

[glossy radish]

NO

[restive storm]

Dang I’m not even regular

[glossy radish]

NOO

[subtle perch]

If you are in a completely winning position and manage to find the worst move, you get the bm title

[upbeat viper]

it's -0.4-5

[subtle perch]

No stalemates allowed

[glossy radish]

no. its for cr

[subtle perch]

Like there can only be one bad move

[timid stratus]

Then I should get that

[upbeat viper]

@fair pewter

[fair pewter]

Wow only? that's dope

[timid stratus]

LOL

[mild apex]

Why tho, i prefer frenemy

[subtle perch]

A horrendous move nobody would ever find

A move frank would even call bad

[fair pewter]

What depth is that

[subtle perch]

And u need to play it

[upbeat viper]

humanly not holdable imo but

[timid stratus]

I will get the worst position ask me

[glossy radish]

goddamn it friends are still friends of the server

[low hull]

https://play.chess.com/KX7w5

[glossy radish]

[fair pewter]

No it's easy to play for white actually

Black can't exploit the king

[glossy radish]

hi

[fair pewter]

like at all

[mild apex]

Fots >>> regular

[subtle perch]

Ill get my friend to play u

[fair pewter]

it's actually super safe on f2

[subtle perch]

Hes better than I am

[glossy radish]

i liked having frenemy

[fair pewter]

What depth btw

[glossy radish]

those are in puzzles. super easy

[low hull]

Im not goo because Im 10years old only bruuh

[timid stratus]

IRL game

[upbeat viper]

no idea, I used a chinese database

they run very high depth

[fair pewter]

Alr ty

[mild apex]

华语???

[glossy radish]

youre ten?

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chessdb.cn/queryc_en/

yeah this

[glossy radish]

[upbeat viper]

it's pretty noice

[subtle perch]

should prob delete before bast sees

[timid stratus]

Who's 10

[glossy radish]

shit wrong reply my apologies

[mild apex]

That aint chinese...

[glossy radish]

youre ten?

[timid stratus]

No worries'

[low hull]

im 10years old for real 10/31/12 my d.o.b

https://play.chess.com/SCGgy

[glossy radish]

whats one plus one

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chessdb.cn/queryc/

[subtle perch]

Stop digging ur grave deeper and deeper

[jaunty maple]

Yo, there is a championship in my area. I am almost 1000 rated, ik sicilian(a bit) and will learn queen's gambit in the next 2-3 days. Shouls i go at the championship or not?

[upbeat viper]

if you prefer the original

[timid stratus]

You should not be in discord as per rules

[wispy briar]

i got to 1k then instantly dropped 60 elo lmao

[mild apex]

Ok, i will take a look at it ltr

[upbeat viper]

but I can't read chinese myself so I prefer the english one

:')

[low hull]

Yah many keep sayin' that

[remote monolith]

felt

[jaunty maple]

Should i go

[mild apex]

Learn chinese, bas, u can do it

[upbeat viper]

no thanks

too lazy

[subtle perch]

U should also not share that ur so young when mods are in chat

[glossy radish]

ill teach u. ni hao = hi ._.

[upbeat viper]

kekw

[wispy briar]

is learning theory worth it below 1200?

[upbeat viper]

thanks v

[glossy radish]

and then ni hao ma = how are u

[upbeat viper]

def not

learn midgame

[timid stratus]

I am a fried liver master LOL

[subtle perch]

Ur lucky bast can not see our messages

Either he is ignoring them or just blind

[low hull]

anyone wanna play and get crushed

[glossy radish]

but bast no one ever says ni hao ma

[wispy briar]

yea this is def where my accuracy typicaly drops lmao

[subtle perch]

My friend will play u

[timid stratus]

Send link

[mild apex]

Whys it give me chinese chess vibes

[subtle perch]

2350

[timid stratus]

i am 600

lol

[subtle perch]

U should play my friend

[glossy radish]

youre old

[subtle perch]

fr

[wispy briar]

any1 wanna play me as white with e4? trying to learn the caro kann. Im 900 rapid

[timid stratus]

Wdym

[upbeat viper]

because it is chinese ? kekw

[glossy radish]

ur kidding. caro at 900?

[subtle perch]

@low hullWhats ur account name again

[wispy briar]

should I not be learning it? I just wanted a solid defense for e4

[glossy radish]

play sicilian, less people know it

[timid stratus]

Can someone teach me tromposky

[wispy briar]

i was told sicilian shouldnt be learned til 1300+

[glossy radish]

just too common nowadays, easy to counter

not at 900 lol

[mild apex]

I think i prefee the english, im not used to chinese on chess

[wispy briar]

wait ye. I also play against the sicilian way more than the caro kann

[upbeat viper]

:')

[timid stratus]

How to play tromposky better

[glossy radish]

so how is everyone

[upbeat viper]

bad

[timid stratus]

So bad at chess

[glossy radish]

im quitting chess

[timid stratus]

Only 600 elo

[mild apex]

Should have made the blunder masters role a bit higher......

[upbeat viper]

oh

[glossy radish]

why sad

[upbeat viper]

don't quit

🥺

[mild apex]

Why?

[glossy radish]

give me three valid reasons

[timid stratus]

I am so dumb that I hung my queen for no reason

[glossy radish]

getting boring (^:

[south loom]

i jus resigned a losing game and didnt see he had 9 seconds left 💀

[upbeat viper]

chess makes you part of a big nice community

we can play chess

and uh

it's fun

[glossy radish]

dont worry i saw a 1400 blunder queen today

[glossy radish]

not fun anymore though

[mild apex]

1. Why?
2. Why tho?
3. Idc, i have to ask why

[timid stratus]

🥹

[upbeat viper]

[wispy briar]

1. Its a fun hobby you can do for your entire life
2. You can hustle people if your good by pretending you suck
3. Reason number 1

[glossy radish]

plus im just quitting the game, not the community (':

[timid stratus]

People still blunder at 1400 are you kidding me

[glossy radish]

i alreaedy stated how chess is boring now

[timid stratus]

WHAT

[glossy radish]

i blundered my queen cuz i thought it was trapped

ima play one chess game. if i lose im quitting

[wispy briar]

are you sure it wasnt me? I blundered my queen like 5 times today LMAO

[meager perch]

Nobody’s perfect

[glossy radish]

i am 🙄

[timid stratus]

So whats the difference between blunder and sacrifice I think both are kinda same

[glossy radish]

ouch

[timid stratus]

YEs

[glossy radish]

everyone is perfect in their own way

[meager perch]

Perfect lose rate

[glossy radish]

ty for the reminder

[grim edge]

All yall trash

[meager perch]

Sorry bro

[timid stratus]

Why one sacrifice gets blunder but the other gets a brilliant ??

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> neej532

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1815 (1833 peak)
Blitz: 2368 (2453 peak)
Bullet: 2202 (2211 peak)

[glossy radish]

contact [e-mail]

[grim edge]

that is what you would call a skill issue

Thats tuff

[meager perch]

Stuff

[glossy radish]

oh, hope your pc recovers mate

[timid stratus]

No I can't understand the difference bbetween a blunder and a brilliant

[grim edge]

make a new bs gmail account and use that

Im up on everyone in this server tho

[meager perch]

The possible follow up moves are a big reason @timid stratus

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/baguette-baugette-gif-19324932

[timid stratus]

So if I throw my queen killing the rook will it be considered as a brilliant ??

[grim edge]

a blunder is you just hanging a piece or anything similar without any follow up while a brilliant is hanging a piece for the purpose of giving the opportunity ti attack or soemthing like that

[timid stratus]

So whats brilliant here

[meager perch]

Bro idk if it leads to a checkmate fast then maybe

[grim edge]

because if they take the knight you take the rook

[bright glade]

you win a rook

[blazing sky]

HMPFH. ROOKIE.

[tepid breach]

I could eat a rook and a pawn at the same time

[timid stratus]

But thats not a very big attack

[tepid breach]

I AM A SURGEON

[grim edge]

Wsg

[subtle perch]

Anyone wanna play a 2350 locked out of their account

[tepid breach]

I AM I AM A SURGEON DR.HAN

I AM A SURGEON

[grim edge]

it doesn't matter it just has to be a sac or a hard to find move

[timid stratus]

OK

[high seal]

Good Morning

[timid stratus]

So i must prevent hanging pieces\

??

[grim edge]

fart poop

[grim edge]

no shit

[rotund field]

meow

[timid stratus]

What]

Why should I place hanging pieces on the board

[high seal]

Wassup chet

[rotund field]

Hola

[high seal]

Hola

Sup zel cet

[glossy radish]

dude what

[grim edge]

you should only do that if you can see that if would benefit you

[grim edge]

like what you showed earlier

[rotund field]

Literally me

[meager perch]

Honestly quite incredible

[timid stratus]

Hmm how should I know that

[grim edge]

get good

[rotund field]

Am hungry 😋

[timid stratus]

🥹

[grim edge]

analyze the position and see what the move does for you

[timid stratus]

OK

[rotund field]

1700s 🥵

[gloomy vector]

Just woke up

[timid stratus]

🥹

[meager perch]

Glad to know higher elo’s make dumb mistakes like me 🥶

[grim edge]

The oponents i dream of

[glossy radish]

FUAcasfjnwdfewrgohrgwuiojh24rtig

[gloomy vector]

Lmao

[meager perch]

Terminated 1179 🤯

[high seal]

so eat

[glossy radish]

FRICK I OST ON TIME BRU

[rotund field]

nom nom

[gloomy vector]

Me when en croissant

[grim edge]

Sugoi Ohio rizz!

[low sable]

do you mean the funny names or just them losing?

[timid stratus]

I am so ded

Can't even gain a single elo '

😭

[grim edge]

Their names aint funny

[rotund field]

fr 😔😔

[low sable]

i mean if thats what you think

[grim edge]

Ohhh I can just imagine how life in Japan would be!

All the waifus.. all the girls..
It would be amazing!!
Not to mention I could have my very own.. get nosebleed HARLEM!!!

[meager perch]

Its fine man you’ll get there if you try hard enough

[timid stratus]

OK

[low sable]

no need to get aggresive pal

[meager perch]

Try to think of your moves of course

[strong sail]

so

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-25974981

[timid stratus]

I am only master of fried liver any other opening destroys me

[meager perch]

Crunchy

[grim edge]

[low sable]

no need to get all hostile bud

[rotund field]

BAD

[meager perch]

😋

[rotund field]

DO NOT EAT :(

[grim edge]

No need to get all hostile crocodile

[meager perch]

We all start somewhere bro

[timid stratus]

OK

[meager perch]

Idk what else to say I’m not very experienced 💀

[meager perch]

😋🍴

[timid stratus]

But a lot experienced than me LOL

[rotund field]

I started at 100 elo 🙏

[low sable]

hey that rymes

:0

hes ik its spelled wrong

[meager perch]

Started off losing 3 games in a row 🙏

[grim edge]

Ahhhhhh Freedom...

Nobody understands the beautiful nature of Japan... When I wake up I scream to Eren for allowing me to still be here...

Arigatou...

[grim edge]

Same

[meager perch]

Its Joever… 😭

[low sable]

scream to?

[rotund field]

Now im 99 elo

[noble wing]

Gn people

[glossy radish]

night

[grim edge]

Hmmm no wonder Luffy is so sugoi since he is from Japan and he loves freedom! I love anime ❤️ Japan is so cooooooool DATEBAYO

[glossy radish]

ew anime

[rotund field]

Gn

[rose kraken]

i gagged

[rotund field]

on what

[glossy radish]

my thoughts exactly

[meager perch]

Dee

[kindred bough]

Yes uni chan

[rotund field]

😭

[low sable]

nah we just got a weeb here
or sum like that

[glossy radish]

pardon? are you calling me a weeb?

[rotund field]

🐈

[gusty stratus]

When you're sweating in a sweater, are you a sweater?

[meager perch]

🍴

[rotund field]

BAD NO

[meager perch]

Good yes

[low sable]

yes im calling you a weeb -_-

[grim edge]

A-are you making fun of me.. That's it.. I'm done playing Mr. Nice Guy.. The demon is consuming me

[rotund field]

no me gusta tu

[glossy radish]

dude i literally said "ew anime" and u calling me a weeb 💀

[gusty stratus]

🍴

[meager perch]

El gato delicioso 😋

[rotund field]

BAD DANNY

[low sable]

bruh clearly i mean the joe biden guy

[glossy radish]

bro does NOT know the definition of weeb 🗣️

[rotund field]

NO GATO IS NOT FOR EATING

[low sable]

yes i do

[glossy radish]

sure sure

[gusty stratus]

It means to feed the cat

[grim edge]

Hi weeb

[meager perch]

🍴😋

[rotund field]

😭

[gusty stratus]

not having to eat the cat

[glossy radish]

sorry but
i hate anime 🗣️

[rotund field]

ILL EAT U 🔪

[meager perch]

For free??

[glossy radish]

share? 🥺

[rotund field]

dawg

[gusty stratus]

I've eaten cats before, and they're horrified, so I won't

[low sable]

dude the evidence is right there

[meager perch]

[glossy radish]

dude u called ME a weeb

[rose kraken]

can someone review my game please

[rotund field]

Nahhhh 😭😭

[gusty stratus]

yes

[low sable]

it was sarcasm

[meager perch]

So you gonna do it or not?

[glossy radish]

uh huh like i could tell over text

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone

[rotund field]

U scare me

[gusty stratus]

i will eat you

[glossy radish]

night night lucy

[rotund field]

GN LUKY!

[meager perch]

Is that a yes 👿

[glossy radish]

remember what we said about relationships

[digital phoenix]

bing chilling

[rotund field]

pls dont kill me

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[rotund field]

what💀

[gusty stratus]

I will eat you when you sleep, you will look down and your bird is gone

[low sable]

bruh use context clues
who's been talking like a weeb?

[glossy radish]

if u need me ill save u

[meager perch]

😋

[grim edge]

I am a weeb hear me roar!

We read manga every night it is truly a great sight!

Our waifus are always right!

Anime gives me goosebumps every night!

3d women might say "I'm out" but waifus fill this drought!

I am a weeb hear me roar!!!

[rotund field]

yea but that implies a relationship is happening 💀

[glossy radish]

bru shut ur ass up already mate ._. idgaf anymore

[meager perch]

Aight imma stop now this is getting weird

[rotund field]

[rose kraken]

bro ima vomit, chill out

[glossy radish]

relationship could mean friendships 🙄

[glossy radish]

i love u too lucy /p

[gusty stratus]

The anime is not good, I have never watched anime

[grim edge]

I'm a weeb jear me roar!!

[glossy radish]

then you cant say its bad without watching it

[rotund field]

then specify 😭

[low sable]

ah you finally realize
and the moment you do you shut me up

[meager perch]

Platonic relationships ‼️‼️

[gusty stratus]

😮

[digital phoenix]

relationship means the ship which has relation

bet u didnt know that

[rotund field]

!!

[glossy radish]

no, you clearly replied to my message, calling ME a weeb

[keen dock]

woah

[glossy radish]

youre being really stupid rn mate

[rose kraken]

u dint review it 😦

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/running-cat-gif-20552615

[meager perch]

My ship sank before it related 😭

[restive storm]

Leinier Relations Dominguez Perez

[digital phoenix]

buy another one and name it relation

[gusty stratus]

I know it's bad because it affects the genitourinary psyche

[meager perch]

Hell yeah

[rose kraken]

can someone review my game pls tyty

[grim edge]

Hey its my cat💀

[glossy radish]

tell yo grandpa ty

[rotund field]

famous gato

[low sable]

however you feel sir

[meager perch]

El gato de nom nom

[glossy radish]

oh i didnt know that 💀

[digital phoenix]

u didnt know.

[glossy radish]

dude they didnt teach me

[meager perch]

I bet you give fire speeches

[rotund field]

V doesnt know most common knowledge 😭

[rose kraken]

his grandpa is h-ler

[low sable]

😆

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-this-cat-this-cat-is-v-meme-gif-26552467

[meager perch]

V

Oh shit my bad

[rotund field]

im zel

[meager perch]

💀💀💀

I’m high

[grim edge]

Im low

[rotund field]

hi high

[glossy radish]

hi im v

[meager perch]

V for vendetta

[restive storm]

Are you v

[glossy radish]

):

[rotund field]

V for ivy

[meager perch]

V for violin 🤯

[glossy radish]

v is v 🗣️

[rotund field]

🗣🗣🗣

[glossy radish]

screw u

[meager perch]

Poison ivy 😋

[rotund field]

zel for johnathan

[digital phoenix]

[glossy radish]

people are gonna start calling me poison ivy 😭

[digital phoenix]

u didnt even spell it right

[latent pebble]

v for vernacular complexity

[grim edge]

V for violence

[restive storm]

NORQAY CHESS LETS GO IM SO EXCITED

[glossy radish]

IT WAS A TYPO SHUT

[rotund field]

Thats why u got a plant next to your username… omg

[meager perch]

Hello poison ivy

[glossy radish]

no.. i just like plants

[rotund field]

Hi poison ivy

[glossy radish]

ngl it hurts to be called that

[meager perch]

Vegan ‼️‼️

[grim edge]

Hi poison ivy

[rotund field]

non poisonous ivy

[glossy radish]

i was bullied constantly as a kid