💬〡general-off-topic

[sharp galleon]

It actually is very interestin-

[torpid lintel]

Wow Scipio stopped throwing games? That's nice!

[raw frigate]

Wut the hell

[jade osprey]

is the pirc defense good

[old thistle]

Yeah recently it is going well somehow

[slow knot]

any like good player wanna 1v1 i wanna learn and improve and stuff

[meager perch]

I've never played or gone against it so like how bad is it to use or go against

[sharp galleon]

Scipio 2000 when

[meager perch]

i genuinely never thought there would be things like crutch moves in chess

[raw frigate]

Yeah

[sharp galleon]

basically you are trying to smash through a brick wall

[meager perch]

with a feather?

[raw frigate]

After 1 year

Hes going to plateu first

[sharp galleon]

and the guy just keeps repairing every time you try to smack it

[old thistle]

First I will chill a bit at 1900

[grand musk]

I had a game earlier where I felt really good playing and the analysis said I had like 92% accuracy, which is crazy

[magic aspen]

the male voice is very calming tho

[old thistle]

Also 1900 blitz again would be nice

[grand musk]

I am 800 elo btw

[sharp galleon]

“a bit” can be a good range lol

[meager perch]

sounds fun

[old thistle]

[raw frigate]

Nice

[grand musk]

It was a first for me lol

[jade osprey]

anyone plays the danish gambit?

[sharp galleon]

it is if you know how to play as black

[grim edge]

i want to challenge someone

[sharp galleon]

black gets all the play

[old thistle]

No need to grind when you are in Legend League already

[flint thunder]

It's my favorite tbh

[full glen]

@grim edge an avocado toast is a toast with avocado

[grim edge]

no

[grand musk]

I want to learn how to actually play chess, any tips?

[grim edge]

i prefer damiano defene

[magic aspen]

im stuck in silver league

[meager perch]

omw to learn more chess theory (i will lose interest in 20 minutes)

[flint thunder]

[grand musk]

not what I meant, but I appreciate it

[grim edge]

play damiano defense as black and andersson opening as white

[sharp galleon]

meanwhile me trying to memorize Grunfeld

[novel bramble]

So you see, the pawn can move forward one square at a time. The only time it can move forward two squares is if it hasn't moved yet

[grand musk]

I only know weird things like the englund and the halloween gambit. Usually I just play center game

[full glen]

Knights takes Ws

[meager perch]

how does that opening go

[grand musk]

interesting

[novel bramble]

Lmao

[flint thunder]

Nxws

[old thistle]

@neon musk Maybe you got another person here who can play Grünfeld against you

[sharp galleon]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 d5

it is some deep theory so don’t even bother

[grand musk]

oh damn he looked up the copy paste for accented u

[forest plover]

oh hey chess master

how are things going

[old thistle]

In some of the variations of the Gründfeld theory ends around move 30

[flint thunder]

Hello!

[meager perch]

the opening moves are all i need then i just bullcrap my way through the rest of the gaame

[sharp galleon]

yes and it is a pain to memorize

[flint thunder]

Pretty good.

[full glen]

literally chat when talking about openings

[old thistle]

Good thing I only play 1.e4 currently

[forest plover]

let me rephrase this

[sharp galleon]

get smacked with my Najdorf+Sveshnikov

Dragon too actually

[old thistle]

I just play Alapin L

[forest plover]

give me a popular chess game with

[sharp galleon]

[tardy dock]

Hii

[forest plover]

briliant move and must be short

[old thistle]

Hi

[flint thunder]

Uh I saw that you edited it.

[forest plover]

i wanna edit some stuff

[tardy dock]

How are you mate?

[forest plover]

let me dm you some stuff

[flint thunder]

Alright

[steel rain]

anyone 1v1?

[lime quartz]

ok

[old thistle]

Mood is going up because it is the weekend finally!! Wbu?

[steel rain]

https://play.chess.com/W3YHB

[tardy dock]

I am happy to hear that
I am good as well
Wanna be friends by any chance?
Maybe you could teach me some chess??

[sharp galleon]

I like how in the last 41 rapid games I played I got 26 black and 15 white

and have a winrrate of 80% with the white pieces

[old thistle]

There are a lot people who are most suited to teach chess than me. Make sure to check out #💬〡improvement-talk and #1039982616159465595 when you are searching for advise

[tardy dock]

Well i know that but its alway better to have a friend

Dont you think?

[magic aspen]

eh

[sharp smelt]

advice not advise

[torpid lintel]

Scipio is friend of all server :)

[steel rain]

https://play.chess.com/Q3Rk9

[old thistle]

Ok

[old thistle]

I get it

[warm canopy]

anyone wants to play?

[tardy dock]

Happy to hear that

[lime quartz]

ok

[steel rain]

https://play.chess.com/Q3Rk9

[grand musk]

Anyone want to vc?

[lime quartz]

no

[grand musk]

;(

[warm canopy]

elo? i am noob

[vague sapphire]

anyone down for some rapid

[grand musk]

800 I will play

[tardy dock]

e4

[sharp smelt]

ok

[grand musk]

d5

both?

[glossy radish]

night night

[grim edge]

wait what the fcuk

[grim edge]

no not both what

💀

[magic aspen]

https://play.chess.com/hX14h

[flint thunder]

I did a brilliant premove in bullet

[flint thunder]

That's 0.1 secs

[forest plover]

i need a game to edit

[grim edge]

challenge me

[alpine haven]

I played against someone in North Korea

[limber vine]

Wait for Kim Jong Un

[flint thunder]

I am not in a mood to play chess

[cyan light]

I'm sorry

[limber vine]

[grim edge]

bro was hearing call of duty sounds while playing chess

[forest plover]

@flint thunder what is a good game to edit

[sharp smelt]

anyone wants to puzzle battle

[flint thunder]

Kasparov vs deepblue where Kasparov won. The challenge to humanity

[forest plover]

which one

[flint thunder]

Round 2 I think

[forest plover]

they played multiple ones

[forest plover]

is it short?

[flint thunder]

Like 30-40 moves

[sleek totem]

.

[forest plover]

that does not sound short to me

@mellow plover i saw you lurking in the chat

[lament jacinth]

Did someone say short

[forest plover]

help us out

[forest plover]

indeed, i am looking for a short game to edit

[lament jacinth]

Oh

Im just a short person

💀

Dead chat revive

[forest plover]

here

give me a game to edit liya!

[lament jacinth]

Um

Talk to me in dms

[digital phoenix]

[lament jacinth]

No one asked lasagana

[forest plover]

las give me some suggestions too

[dull vault]

Check out this #chess game: L_eea vs MinisterNakamura - https://www.chess.com/live/game/78907826481

[alpine haven]

It was a draw so probably dead now

[dull vault]

me holding against a 2200 player

I'm rated 1200

[grim edge]

I beated my friend thats 1300 and I'm 600 my self

[hoary ibex]

i keep stalemating aron bot using hikaru's openings

[dull vault]

actually impressive

[hoary ibex]

i beat a 2100 rated player in blitz

[dull vault]

wanna run 1s?

[magic aspen]

who was that cacytus

[dull vault]

@grim edge

[grand musk]

me

[grim edge]

connect ur account

[hoary ibex]

the player wouldn't stop premoving

[magic aspen]

ohhh, well gg

[grand musk]

gg man that game moved quick

[dull vault]

why lol

[magic aspen]

thought that was rated

[warm canopy]

nooooo

[dull vault]

I don't have to?

[warm canopy]

😭 i got destroyed by 1700

[grand musk]

no

[steel rain]

gg 😂

[grim edge]

full access to the server and you won’t get clowned on for having an opinion

[flint thunder]

What's your rating?

[steel rain]

u did well though

[warm canopy]

like 1000 at my peak

[flint thunder]

It's obvious then..

[warm canopy]

thankss😭

[dull vault]

access to what exactly

[digital phoenix]

image and vc perms

[full glen]

you dont need to be defensive

[dull vault]

I'm not lol

[full glen]

its a win win

[digital phoenix]

he loses cos his 100 rating gets exposed

[dull vault]

I just want to see what he means by full access

don't you already get full access

[magic aspen]

try caro-kann, french, or sicillian for black

[digital phoenix]

image and vc and all the other channels

[full glen]

you dont (type /trust for more info)

[grand musk]

Alright, I've heard the terms before I'll look into them

[digital phoenix]

if u dont need all of that ud be fine without any

[grim edge]

Not the french it's so annoying

[modern galleon]

haiii

[magic aspen]

must be skill issue

[full glen]

hi

[digital phoenix]

roblox is cringe

[full glen]

(banned) 🚫😭😡😡😡

[open bay]

i got banned for saying hi lmao

[tight robin]

bro said i like being racist and is confused

[grim edge]

Not really just hate it

[tight robin]

mf u literally said i like being racist

[open bay]

nah it was two offenses

[steel rain]

got banned for hacking for 3 days

[full glen]

ok but the first offensive item is kinda in a grey area

[open bay]

one offence is 1-3hour ban two offence is one day ban

second offense is just stupid

how the hell am i being discriminatory for saying hi

[tight robin]

well considering your first offense its no wonder they tacked on another

[grim edge]

I have been muted on this server for a day

[magic aspen]

how about pirc

[open bay]

roblox is stupid

first one is not even written by me my friend did it

[tight robin]

it is but you are also

[digital phoenix]

no shit

[open bay]

second one is just "hi"

[digital phoenix]

all roblox players are braindead

[tight robin]

i mean just use common sense

[full glen]

dont give your friend access then if they will get you banned

[tight robin]

maybe you finna be muted if you are racist??

[open bay]

bro he was at my hosue

[digital phoenix]

but i might download roblox one day if i feel like beating up kids probably

[dull vault]

ok

[open bay]

its not racism if im black

[full glen]

tell him to not touch your pc then???? dont tell me that he is also in your pc

[grim edge]

roblox is only played by 7 year olds

[hoary ibex]

just got 900 in puzzles

[tight robin]

you can be racist to other races my guy

[hoary ibex]

wooow

[digital phoenix]

good for u now keep going

[open bay]

that one 60year old grooming children

[magic aspen]

i agree, idek why they're so good at games that has even no tutorials

[grim edge]

the ones that groom children on roblox are the people who make the games

[digital phoenix]

mod is here quick someone say something offensive

[full glen]

you should give me your credit card info so i can fill it out for you

[open bay]

ikr

[grim edge]

ur a stupid idiot head

[full glen]

trust me (im a duck)

[jade osprey]

is the pirc defense good for black

[open bay]

PINEAPPLE PIZA

[tight robin]

idk if theres a single difficult game on there

everything is self explanatory

[hoary ibex]

fuked up a breakthrough puzzle so happy about getting 900

[tight robin]

but highkey is so braindead

[open bay]

ima get my friend acc banned

[tight robin]

i was playing a trivia game and they asked a class you take in highschool and algebraic topology didnt count but somehow trigonometry did???

[full glen]

new players literally struggle to get past the first level of geometry dash

[open bay]

since he got mine banned

[dull vault]

there we goooo

[tight robin]

trigonometry isnt even a real class like what

[grim edge]

trig is easy

[steel rain]

💀

[magic aspen]

nahh, i tried playing blox fruits and there's even no tutorials inside the game, i was stuck at forest

[tight robin]

talking about roblox but like gd is easy below hard demons and above

[hoary ibex]

we hope you enjoy the membership lure so you'll end up forgetting while we slowly take out your funds by the week!

[tight robin]

anime game 💀

[steel rain]

the aspects gets used alot

[dull vault]

ez

[steel rain]

im maxed with best fruit in game 💀

[magic aspen]

i tried something new since i only play hide n seek xtreme

[tight robin]

its literally not a class g

[full glen]

you got connected now you will not get made fun of

[steel rain]

i’ve beaten a medium demon

[tight robin]

its just an area of math

[full glen]

didnt ask

[steel rain]

its very useful though

[dull vault]

made fun of what lolz

[tight robin]

topology on the other hand is an actual class

[hoary ibex]

have you tried the disliked 1.5 demons

they're fun and absolutely painful

[tight robin]

if you are talking about highschool trigonometry thats a lie

[magic aspen]

messy

[tight robin]

its a rudimentary skill if we are being honest

[steel rain]

nah i played when i was like 10 💀

[magic aspen]

especially that one made by jax

[hoary ibex]

oh

but i used to play the highly disliked 1.5 demons because my computer literally couldn't handle the heavy object demons people make now

[steel rain]

it helps alot in newtons second law problems

[hoary ibex]

project J?

[tight robin]

dude highschool trigonometrey is nor a class nor anything really its a basic rudimentary skill that toddlers know

[steel rain]

ik but its useful

[magic aspen]

yes

[steel rain]

for me atleast 🤷‍♂️

im year 11

[magic aspen]

2.2 is almost done

[tight robin]

have you taken linear algebra or multivariable calculus yet

[open bay]

e

[steel rain]

they been working on that for longg

[steel rain]

ive done basic aspects of calculus

[tight robin]

different things

[magic aspen]

it's worth the wait tho

[steel rain]

though we only do it in school next year

[magic aspen]

it's like a game engine inside a rhythm game

[tight robin]

single variable and multivariable calculus are very different

[grand musk]

I just finished Calc BC

which is calc 2

[steel rain]

ah i check

[tight robin]

diluted calc 2 but yea

[grand musk]

We dove into calc 3 as well

[steel rain]

im writing math on monday 💀

[tight robin]

you know what a jacobian is?

[grand musk]

nope lol

[steel rain]

how old yall

[grand musk]

dove"

More like dipped

[tight robin]

14

[grand musk]

16

[steel rain]

how yk all this then damn

[tight robin]

khan academy

[steel rain]

r u indian?

[tight robin]

yea why

[grand musk]

beautiful website

[dull vault]

gm?

[steel rain]

ah im j asking cause usually Indians rly good with math

[tight robin]

up to highschool yea further maths kinda lacking

gotta use some outside sources\

[grand musk]

Fair

[steel rain]

their far ahead of my country

[tight robin]

oh i live in america

[grand musk]

I tutor calc and below on SchoolHouse.world and I think they also have stuff above

I'm not sure how good it is

[dull vault]

let's run 1s

[steel rain]

im from south afrika where the aveage iq is like 70 or sum 💀

[dull vault]

how do I unconnect my acc

[grim edge]

cm needs 2200 fide right

[grand musk]

I have a female friend from Brazil

[tight robin]

south africa has some cool lookin places

[covert frigate]

Hi chat

[grand musk]

they have other advantages in SA trust me lol

[dull vault]

let's run 1s it would be fun

[steel rain]

yea trye

[steel rain]

like?

[grim edge]

so if i hit 2200 elo i get cm?

[warm zephyr]

hi

[grim edge]

im at 1489

[dull vault]

yes

[grand musk]

Awoooooga

[tight robin]

india is kinda hella corrupt though

[grim edge]

ohh

[nimble niche]

or 2000 fide + a really good tournament performance

[tight robin]

so much population but just like no order

[dull vault]

@grim edge check dms

[grim edge]

2200 elo aswell?

[tight robin]

and all the smartest people leave and dont come back

[foggy anchor]

Average Indian today: I started pre-med when I was 3

[nimble niche]

2200 is one way to get it, yes

[grim edge]

okie

[foggy anchor]

Finished bachelors at Harvard when I was 12

[steel rain]

?

[grim edge]

so if i hit 2200 elo on rapid i get it?

[tight robin]

idk at least in america very few people going into medicine

because its just not worth it

[foggy anchor]

Grew up being able to eat only 2 grains of rice a day but I grinded it out

[tight robin]

so much school and even debt in america to make like 400k-1m a year

[grand musk]

In an overpopulated place like India, education is the only way to get out of a poor spot

[grim edge]

@nimble niche

[steel rain]

i dont even see myself going into a academic direction, i do want to study though

[dull vault]

basically

[grim edge]

oh

ok

[tight robin]

at least in india state colleges is free

[jade osprey]

the bishop

[grim edge]

easiest title of my life

[dull vault]

@grim edge check dms for link

[pastel plover]

Crazy cus In our country you basically make 15k a year if you're lucky

[tight robin]

yea you got to get into a state college and do an entrance exam to get in

[dull vault]

dm*

[grand musk]

true but a way smaller % of people go to college

[foggy anchor]

Brush 400k in US is insane

[steel rain]

ive made 5 figures from affiliate marketing and its still growing

[tight robin]

if you dont get into state college u screwed

[grand musk]

only people who should go to college go

in the US, everyone goes

[foggy anchor]

That's paying off medical debt in less than 3 years easily

[tight robin]

no its just really difficult to get in

[grand musk]

even people who don't need a college edu for their jobs

[pastel plover]

In our country that would over 10+ years of salary

[tight robin]

iit especially

[foggy anchor]

Ikr

[pastel plover]

26 years*

[foggy anchor]

US people are like I only earn 100k a year I'm so poor

[grand musk]

I live in Boston, Massachusetts, which has some of the best colleges in the world so I am lucky to be local

[foggy anchor]

In my country that's 150k

[grand musk]

all I have to do is get in'

[pastel plover]

I mean they're rent and shit costs alot

[steel rain]

i failed english last term so ye

[tight robin]

big people in wallstreet can get like 20 million a year

[foggy anchor]

They choose very expensive rents though

[grand musk]

My cousin in NYC pays 4k for rent a month

and it's a 1 room

[pastel plover]

Crazy

[tight robin]

hoa in new york is crazy

sometimes more than the mortgage

[grand musk]

true

[foggy anchor]

Only if they executives or directors in firms and banks

[covert frigate]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[tight robin]

nah like their own hedgefund

[pastel plover]

Also in USA average monthly food costs like 5k and in our country that's like 150-200€ or even less

[tight robin]

or investment bank

[foggy anchor]

Some hedge fund managers have earned over 1 billion in a year that's crazy

[grand musk]

Minimum wage here is like $16.50 or something

[foggy anchor]

But regular inv bankers typically make less than 200k

[tight robin]

isnt the number like under 10

[foggy anchor]

Still a lot of money but

[steel rain]

5K thats crazy, in my country i can buy a cheap car with that

[grand musk]

I am building a start up currently, so I hope to make a bit more than that

[tight robin]

but they are like really crazy hard working and smart people

[pastel plover]

Yea same I can buy a good looking BMW

[steel rain]

i can buy like a honda cevic

[grand musk]

If you work a part of a conglomerate on Wall Street, you are part of an almost 100-billion dollar company

you make a lot

[gusty sinew]

[tight robin]

yea but its not a billion a year

[grand musk]

I know, but many do

it is wild

[tight robin]

they get high bonuses but a billion is very few

[mighty remnant]

i did a knight "sacrifice" for fun and still got 80 accuracy

[tight robin]

in some parts of santabarbara there are like 1 bedroom places for like 10 million

[grand musk]

Halloween Gambit always does this lol

[tight robin]

monaco is crazy too

[grand musk]

It's one of the only three openings I know

[tight robin]

2 bedroom for like 100 million

[grim edge]

Monaco is crazy small

[tight robin]

its just where royalty are though so

[tight robin]

yea and theres like no actual people there

royal families just have some places there

[grim edge]

A couple 10000 people

[tight robin]

very little

[pastel plover]

Y'all saw Dubai prices tho?

[tight robin]

very great for the place

[pastel plover]

That's few times worse than USA

[steel rain]

a russian warship was seen at our shore like 2 weeks ago and now our currency weakened by like 35% do i make alot more money now

[tight robin]

ive been looking at some places on the palm

[tight robin]

if you are muslim and able to abide by their laws its a great price

[pastel plover]

You gotta have atleast 500k-1m to have a good ass month

[grim edge]

36000 thousand people live there

[pastel plover]

The prices are ridiculous

[tight robin]

the place is extremely safe

on the beach

is slightly sinking unfortunately

[tight robin]

compare it to malibu they are similar looking places

[pastel plover]

You can't even have gum in Dubai

[tight robin]

dubai is 5x cheaper for what you get

maybe even more

and no taxes or property taxes

[tight robin]

thats beneficial for you though because gum is bad

[pastel plover]

How is gum bad?

[tight robin]

bad for teeth

also tons of artificial sweeteners and flavors and colors and chemicals

[pastel plover]

Doesn't it like train your mouth or whatever

[tight robin]

"train your jaw muscles" and ruins your teeth and other things

legit just chew on something if you want to do that

[pastel plover]

Crazy world we live in

[tight robin]

just open your mouth even

[opaque citrus]

How do I start a game with another player

What do I put in url

[pastel plover]

Basically eating chemicals and shit

[lime quartz]

thats awful

[pastel plover]

I found this car at 12 at night

[tight robin]

yea and some delusional people think its good for you

you know people are starting to think nicotine is good now?

[pastel plover]

They're opinion I guess

[tight robin]

made up a new drug name

"nootropics"

[pastel plover]

[tight robin]

caffeine is under this category too

and adderal

the use of these drugs is 99% wrong and just bad but they just market it like its good

[pastel plover]

Ong

[nimble niche]

if you hit 2200 FIDE, you can claim your CM title

[pastel plover]

Tbh country's should make drugs hella illegal

Some country's don't even care lol

[tight robin]

nobody should be caffeine dependent nor nicotine only some situations adderal is good

[tight robin]

one of the good dubai laws

or middle east laws

i think its highly illegal all of saudi arabia

[lament jacinth]

Isn't it 2100

[digital phoenix]

nah its 2200

[digital phoenix]

read as u can pay for it

[stable frigate]

I beat mangus

[pastel plover]

Bro beat mangus 🙅‍♂️

[digital phoenix]

also @grim edge 2200 fide standard only no other time controls

[lament jacinth]

Then you woke up

[stable frigate]

wasted time until left

[covert frigate]

/profile @stable frigate

[tight robin]

nah i beat mangus all the time

mangus my favorite person

[digital phoenix]

i beat mangos tho

[covert frigate]

🤡

[pastel plover]

I beat to apples

[lament jacinth]

I beat people

[lime quartz]

[pastel plover]

Yea I beat to people too

[stable frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-25283577

[tight robin]

woah that is a waste of a perfectly good fruit

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah yesterday i was playing football and then this guy got so angry he tore his teammates shirt

great communication honestly

[lament jacinth]

I've gotten angrier

[tight robin]

ong

[digital phoenix]

where self control

[tight robin]

what was the goal

[stable frigate]

my cat told me how to play chess

[tight robin]

of doing that

[digital phoenix]

idk he was shouting mark someone and the guy didnt listen

[pastel plover]

Make your teammates play better

[covert frigate]

Anyone here wanna be friends?

[pastel plover]

Nah

[stable frigate]

sounds like a commie

[pastel plover]

I am the solo guy

[stable frigate]

[tight robin]

so true

[lyric moss]

whos better?

[lament jacinth]

Guys what way do the pawns move

[pastel plover]

Green

[mystic vortex]

Feels bad to stalemate with a queen and king

[tight robin]

netflix is so braindead

[mystic vortex]

I feel dumb

[lyric moss]

I-

[tight robin]

theres a show called how to be rich run by an uncertified financial adviser who runs a pyramid scheme on how to make money when he makes his money off of doing that

[pastel plover]

Sorry my faulth, it's blue

[lyric moss]

._.

[digital phoenix]

hey wanna be rich
1st step give me nitro

[tight robin]

the mf literally asked a dude in 20k debt who makes 30k a year if he had a retirement account

[pastel plover]

Real

[tight robin]

also are southern californians even real

how is a guy in debt working as a waiter wearing a full gold rolex

this shouldnt be happening

[lament jacinth]

anyone wanna teach me how to move the pawns

[pastel plover]

Nah I'm into men

No homo

[lament jacinth]

💀

[umbral briar]

hi there

[tight robin]

crazy how at one point US taxes were 92% at one point

for the highest tax bracket

[viral epoch]

Sorry

[drowsy plover]

bro this chat for chess palyers not old boomers

[tight robin]

i am not old

[drowsy plover]

💀

stop acting like it

[tight robin]

nobody who was alive when it was 92%

is alive today

it was a goddamn century ago

[drowsy plover]

you are alive from a century

[digital phoenix]

pawn go forward pawn promote pawn die

[drowsy plover]

and not old 💀

[south star]

hey everyone!

[tight robin]

how old are you

[digital phoenix]

no

[drowsy plover]

firdt you

[tight robin]

9?

[drowsy plover]

first you

[tight robin]

you seem 9

[drowsy plover]

you are 9

nah

am 14

wbu

[tight robin]

cap

[digital phoenix]

no chess

[gentle steppe]

I am back

[digital phoenix]

2 hours

[steep elbow]

who's looking to play a rapid ?

[drowsy plover]

how do you know

you can ask several people here

[tight robin]

you talk like someone under that

[drowsy plover]

nah

[lament jacinth]

Mememe ME ME

[drowsy plover]

i am sure 9 year olds are not even allowed to have a acount

[steep elbow]

what's ur user @lament jacinth

[tight robin]

they arent they get terminated which is what should happen to you

[drowsy plover]

are you dumb

[lament jacinth]

It's called send a challenge link to my dms

[drowsy plover]

waht is your age

4321

[tight robin]

"waht"

[drowsy plover]

yeah its not a spelling bee we make typo's because we type fast unlike you

[steep elbow]

i'm on phone for chess and computer for discord so can't do that @lament jacinth

[tight robin]

wanna typerace?

[lament jacinth]

Then I'll send you a challenge link

[drowsy plover]

sure

[tight robin]

192 wpm 10 words max

[drowsy plover]

let me attempt the test i forgot my results

[tight robin]

15 seconds 160

30 145

[drowsy plover]

k

[tight robin]

99-100% accuracy

[drowsy plover]

only 1 mins are allowed :((

[tight robin]

go on monkeytype

[drowsy plover]

no

[tight robin]

interesting

[drowsy plover]

just type "type test"

and click on the first website

[tight robin]

dog typing tests are the same

[barren rose]

my highest speed is 147 wpm

[tight robin]

they measure the same thing

just take a 15 second test

[drowsy plover]

15 seconds is not accurate, efficient

[raw frigate]

Accurate efficient

[drowsy plover]

and idk what lowkey website that is its shady

[tight robin]

15 seconds is more than enough

[drowsy plover]

you don't seem to see the comma ?

[tight robin]

you are never typing 30 , 60 seconds straight

[drowsy plover]

bro~~

[tight robin]

its also bad for your fingers

[drowsy plover]

but its more accurate bro

[drowsy plover]

are you a doctor

[tight robin]

its not

[tight robin]

no but i know 12

[drowsy plover]

it is 💀

you know 12 ?

[novel bramble]

It's a better test of endurance persisting through a longer period of time

[raw frigate]

Bro edited

[novel bramble]

A person may be writing a book online or something like an essay and typing for like 10 min or more

[tight robin]

those are the most useless uses of time

[steep elbow]

who wnats to play a rapid game ?

[drowsy plover]

what? i am sure you must have read one good book, was it so useless?

[novel bramble]

But it's a typing test for a reason. To see how accurate you type, how long you can hold that speed for, and what speed you type at for a certain period of time. The standard test is usually 1 minute

[tight robin]

honestly yea

[drowsy plover]

thats what i am trying to tell this guy but all he cares about are the tax rates

[drowsy plover]

which book was it ?

[novel bramble]

Wut. Tax rates were brought up in general? Lol

[drowsy plover]

nursery rhymes ?

[tight robin]

fahrenheit 451

[novel bramble]

Rip Technoblade gif

[drowsy plover]

yeah then i told this guy to not talk bout it here then he started debationg

[novel bramble]

Also Farenheit 451 is a neat book

[tight robin]

debationg

[raw frigate]

💀

[drowsy plover]

i am telling you, its not a spell bee man are you a nerd or smthng

[tight robin]

gotta hit the literacy test

spell bee

[drowsy plover]

whats the second law of themrodynamics he

[north wraith]

Sup

[drowsy plover]

you dont know it now keep googling the answers

[novel bramble]

Sadly when I moved to live with my friend I forgot to bring The Count of Monte Cristo book from my old home here with me. I'll need to get it back at some point. I'm only like 3/5 of the way done reading it 😔

[drowsy plover]

illetrate

[north wraith]

What

[tight robin]

what

[tight robin]

illiterate*

[north wraith]

Story teller:D

[tight robin]

or maybe you mean unlettered?

[drowsy plover]

its about hte entropy of a substance

[cyan light]

What makes you think

[tight robin]

"its about" sounds like someone who has no idea what hes saying

[novel bramble]

:D

[raw frigate]

I just searched up technoblade in gifs and how did they turn technoblade into a anime girl looking ahh 💀💀

[drowsy plover]

no i cant explain a whole branch of physcics rn

you prolly did not even know it was related to physics

[north wraith]

Who said "we"? 🤨

[tight robin]

you literally said thermodynamics what else could i have thought it was related to

english???

nah lemme guess math???!?!?!?

[north wraith]

More story teller:D

[grim edge]

ye

[drowsy plover]

you are dumb there is a chance you could've thought that

[stable summit]

What's up with the physics

[raw frigate]

Im going to die

[north wraith]

Who said chance?

There is no chance

[drowsy plover]

can you shut up for a second pls

oh yea

true

[north wraith]

I think this guy needs help because he's in darkest room alley

[stable summit]

@north wraith @drowsy plover what are you both losers arguing about

Why did you have to mention a prestigious word like physics in your useless debates

[novel bramble]

In addition to The Count of Monte Cristo, I should actually start reading the compiled Chinese book I have on like knowledge based things. It has The Art of War in it. Probably useless, but it's fun to read and might bring light to things that should be obvious, but is something we wouldn't normally think about

[north wraith]

Cuz i'm a cat. And i don't do argue because i have no enemies

[drowsy plover]

yeah you come here with a name like chainsmoker and tell physics is useless ?

[north wraith]

Yey

[raw frigate]

Yall sleeping on greek/roman books

[tight robin]

dog you shouldnt even be touching physics with your primitive math education

[steep elbow]

who wants to play a rapid game ?

[stable summit]

Read again what I said you piece of torn page

[tight robin]

you one of those goofy mfs who claim to understand quantum physics in algebra 1

[drowsy plover]

it took you this long to come up with a shitty comeback ?

[north wraith]

I think i've heard enough

Idk bruh

[steep elbow]

guys wtf are you talking about ??

[stable summit]

Tell me what do you know about quantum physics

[flat hawk]

anyone wanna join a chess tournament

[raw frigate]

I saw a furry

[grim edge]

Hello everyone

[stable summit]

Yes

[north wraith]

Fr:(

[flat hawk]

DM ME

caps

[steep elbow]

hi

[drowsy plover]

are you f-ing dumb

[drowsy plover]

he does not know nothing

[stable frigate]

anyone play the rice

[glossy marsh]

Hate this years chess tryouts if you lose 1 game your out

[grim edge]

How do u think? From 1700 to 2000 national rating for month is real?

[tight robin]

im majoring in math goofy mf

[glossy marsh]

Cant even have a rematch cowards

[drowsy plover]

he's dumb

[novel bramble]

@north wraith I'll dm you the image of the book I have since I don't have trusted yet(tho I will in like 3 days or something)

[raw frigate]

Ngl if i went to an anime convention i’ll get my friends there and gear them up to take down some furries and cringe anime convention goers

[grim edge]

I have done 1700 for month, so I wanna beat 2000

[north wraith]

Okie

[novel bramble]

Sounds fun

[tight robin]

goofy ahh has what you know about rolling down in the deep as his about me

[stable jungle]

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[flat hawk]

dm me if u wanna play

[north wraith]

Shesh

[grim edge]

⁉️⁉️⁉️

[north wraith]

??????????? Bro what

[stable frigate]

im trash

[novel bramble]

I'm an anime con enjoyer 😔

[drowsy plover]

what

[tight robin]

what

[raw frigate]

Anime conventions are weird ngl

[glossy marsh]

what

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1503 (1503 peak)
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Bullet: 1062 (1649 peak)

[north wraith]

Some of them are not they only put as pfp frfr

[novel bramble]

They're just normal places to go hang out with others that share the same interests

[grim edge]

Is it real to improve from 1700 to 2000 for month?

[lyric moss]

YES 1500 RAPIDS

[grim edge]

WHAT

[steep elbow]

who wants to play a rapid game ??

[raw frigate]

Nah i saw some shit happening

[grim edge]

omg miauuu

[raw frigate]

Someone asking to get stepped on 💀

[novel bramble]

Well there are weird people everywhere

[raw frigate]

Yeah thats why i said anime conventions are weird

[north wraith]

FOR A MONTH?????? imma say no:3 1700 - 2000 is a no you need practice more to be better because chess is hard and you need learn every openings and endgame, middlegames, strategy, plans, tactics.

[drowsy plover]

yeah like this 4321 guy who brings up taxes in genral 💀

[raw frigate]

The idea is nice tho

[raw frigate]

Bro he aint even talking to u 💀💀

[lyric moss]

bro what?

one month?

[dense folio]

hello

[grim edge]

😦

[lyric moss]

sounds a bit unrealistic

[drowsy plover]

and i aint talkin' to you

[raw frigate]

💀🤓🤓

[drowsy plover]

and btw he was talking to me

[north wraith]

A.k.a P3D0

[grim edge]

Yes, i asked it because I have done 1700 for month

[raw frigate]

[novel bramble]

Last one I went to was nice. Got dressed up with friends in cosplay. It was pretty fun and we just went around looking at stuff. I wanted to buy a katana so badly there, but I was too young to buy one sadly

[drowsy plover]

💀

[tight robin]

nice apostrophe after talkin which isnt a word but you missed the one in ain't

[grim edge]

I wanna to beat my 2600 friend

[spring dune]

Hi kids

[north wraith]

You picked advance when you create your new acc

[north wraith]

P3D0 IS HERE!!

[raw frigate]

What do u cosplay

[grim edge]

I meant national rating

[spring dune]

L mad?

[drowsy plover]

were you seriously growing in the mediveal period ?

[novel bramble]

I just cosplayed as some random normal looking anime character

It was mostly just like casual clothes

[north wraith]

I mean only 2000 if you join the tournament i you want but you need to be stronger and unstoppable think

[north wraith]

I checkmate yo mom>:)

[tight robin]

what its medieval first of all and wtf does that mean

[drowsy plover]

that you're old school

[drowsy plover]

and there's a comma after what

[spring dune]

bro got 13 years old humor

[raw frigate]

Ic

[north wraith]

Just joined fighting be like:

[north wraith]

😔 y u no nice:(

[grim edge]

I like playing OTB because when they blundered they become nervous and it's really looking great

[raw frigate]

I dont wanna go near one since its filled with degen shitshows 💀

[north wraith]

Well that actually true though so you can do have title on chess.com

[novel bramble]

The katana only interested me since I'm an iaido practitioner

[raw frigate]

Couldnt buy it in the end tho

[grim edge]

Unfortunately, now I'm not titled player

[novel bramble]

Yup

I will some day this year tho probably

I may not have a steel katana, but I do have a bokken(wooden training katana)

[steep elbow]

who wants to play a rapid game ??

[north wraith]

Well you can earn in on tournaments whether you sign in.

[drowsy plover]

someone, play with him he been asking from the past 15 mins 💀

[raw frigate]

Whats ur purpose for practicing iaido

[steep elbow]

lol

[grim edge]

Thx for info

[primal fern]

!welcome @drowsy plover

[stable jungle]

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[north wraith]

Yw

[north wraith]

Bro roasted just joined lmao

[primal fern]

@drowsy plover plz read teh welcome message

[raw frigate]

@novel bramble

[novel bramble]

It's just fun

[raw frigate]

C

[north wraith]

Lucky i don't got just joined role lol

https://tenor.com/view/mental-cat-ive-gone-completely-mental-gif-20846828

[novel bramble]

It also helps improve self discipline and keeping calm

[raw frigate]

I would’ve slapped u if u said “self defense” 💀

[north wraith]

Me no have enemies

[novel bramble]

Absolutely not

[drowsy plover]

i did

[drowsy plover]

nothing special

[primal fern]

plz connect your account then ❤️

[novel bramble]

For self defense I practice Aikido for knowledge over my own body and controlling others' bodies

[primal fern]

to get trusted role

[novel bramble]

I am going to be heading into Wing Chun at some point tho for the close range combat part

Maybe mix in some karate too

[north wraith]

Majestic wrong berlin wall

[raw frigate]

Aikido is pretty bad tho

[drowsy plover]

the command need to be updated

[primal fern]

here try this

[worn ice]

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Connect Account

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[drowsy plover]

i cant use it ti;; is updated

[novel bramble]

Not all of it is

[primal fern]

press the button

[novel bramble]

There are 2 techniques that work in real life situations and the rest can basically be summed up to studies

It helped me understand body mechanics better

[raw frigate]

What are those 2

[drowsy plover]

its connected to ma alt account

[north wraith]

Log out

[drowsy plover]

so i cant again

[primal fern]

your alt discord?

[drowsy plover]

cc account

[novel bramble]

Kotogaeshi and probably irimi for tackling and taking people down to the ground

[primal fern]

....how many accounts do you have on cc?

[gentle steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/face-palm-gif-20569409

[north wraith]

You can't connect cc on chess.com accountyou need join discord server and connect

Y dummy

[drowsy plover]

9? i delted them consecutively to renew my rating cuz i was underated 💀

[novel bramble]

There are the safe ways to practice those techniques, but in an actual situation they can actually work when applied differently

[raw frigate]

Aikido is more of another thing for discipline, style and improving ones mental health ngl

[drowsy plover]

thats what i did..

[primal fern]

jesus....9?! how many are still open right now?

[gentle steppe]

how many do u have now?

[north wraith]

Oh

[drowsy plover]

1

[winged hull]

Hi

[novel bramble]

Well like I said before, it helps me understand body mechanics better which is why I am learning it

[gentle steppe]

cool

[drowsy plover]

1

[winged hull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1110765497022160906/image0.gif

[raw frigate]

Wait r u a girl or a guy?

[novel bramble]

Girl

[north wraith]

@raw frigate @novel bramble , just accept it as a peace

[primal fern]

ok great so here's what you do. email [e-mail] letting them know you want to connect your account to your discord but cannot do this because you connected one of your deleted alts. provide all usernames necessary

[raw frigate]

Oh

[north wraith]

Bro thirst 10/10

[drowsy plover]

ok sure thank you

[novel bramble]

Aikido has some interesting things I would've never known about the human body of I didn't learn it which is why I like it

[raw frigate]

I would’ve said “if u wanted to learn body mechanics then do bjj”

[gentle steppe]

i thought bro bought himself a ban ticket

[novel bramble]

Like the "3rd leg" which is an invisible point of balance on the human body where if you are pulled or pushed a certain way, you lose balance immediately. It can be applied to every martial art

[primal fern]

same

[novel bramble]

Small stuff like that is what I like about Aikido

[novel bramble]

It's just about angles of the body and physics

[raw frigate]

Its more focused in takedowns but it doesnt teach u how to proceed after getting in a dominant position

[novel bramble]

Well that's why you mix it with other martial arts

[lime quartz]

can anyone explain why this is draw?

[novel bramble]

It's certainly a good one to start with tho for knowledge of the body

[grim edge]

Depends whos turn it is

[north wraith]

I can't tell cuzz me blind because of your biars and pieces sorry to blame your board and pieces

Yus

[lime quartz]

white

now why

[north wraith]

White

[grim edge]

King c1 then i think

hi

hi

[north wraith]

;D

[grim edge]

I finally reached 1019 rating

[lime quartz]

yeah but why is it draw

[raw frigate]

True

[grim edge]

with new account in 4 days

[grim edge]

No progress can be made

[raw frigate]

I practice martial arts as well

[grim edge]

Unless someone blunders

[lime quartz]

black's up a knight??

[grim edge]

Rook vs rook and knight is a draw

[lime quartz]

i see

[lime quartz]

thanks

[north wraith]

U steal?@??!

[gentle steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/judging-stare-bored-dont-you-dare-annoyed-gif-22904796

[grim edge]

what the hail

[novel bramble]

I wanna like mix together a lot of martial arts in my lifetime so I can have my own unique style of those combined arts. Not like a new art or anything, but just taking the stuff from each art that I'm good and comfortable with doing so I can use it in different scenarios

[north wraith]

Kattos

[raw frigate]

My goal aswell

[north wraith]

El gato

[novel bramble]

I am buying a punching bag soon so I can start working on boxing stuff again

[raw frigate]

I have experience with boxing and im going to take up muay thai aswell

[novel bramble]

Btw I was hard sparring a friend of mine with Aikido cause I thought it'd be fun to do so. He practices jiu jitsu and I lost 2 out of the 3 rounds sure, but that 1 round I won I actually got him in an arm bar after taking him to the ground lol

Mixing it with other arts is very fun

[novel bramble]

El gato

[north wraith]

Yus:D

[novel bramble]

The cat is angered

Or disgusted and surprised idk

[raw frigate]

Its hard to get out of a completely dominant position

Afterwards your opponent can just submit

[novel bramble]

Yeah that's what happened

He tapped out and we started another round

[raw frigate]

Theres a lot more chokes aswell

[novel bramble]

The round after I did an arm bar on him he did actually rear naked choke me

[lament jacinth]

Anyone wanna play some chess with mee

[novel bramble]

I could not do anything against that sadly

[primal fern]

so nice to see that all the trolls have gone to bed lol

this is a normal chat ❤️

[novel bramble]

I did try for a while tho to get my arm underneath his arm tho to push my neck out

[lament jacinth]

Im still here <<:(

[raw frigate]

Theres likes 100 submissions in bjj 💀

[novel bramble]

Yeah

[lament jacinth]

Im not just joined ._.

[raw frigate]

Submissions work if u are swift and fast

[primal fern]

i know 😉

[novel bramble]

Sadly bjj fighters in the ring just sit on the ground and wait for their opponent to come to them since it's legal to just do that

Not all of them do, but there are some that definitely do

And I think that's kind of dumb

[raw frigate]

Its the best thing to do in ring situations tho 😂

(If u only know bjj)

[raw frigate]

Takedowns are risky thats why

[novel bramble]

At some point some people will start sitting on the ground irl and waiting for people to come up to them

Even tho irl people can just kick you

It sets a bad example to only do that in the ring

[true parrot]

This is such an awkward position idk what to do 💀

[novel bramble]

That's why I personally think there should be a rule against that since bjj has so many techniques that don't require you to start sitting down that they could use

[primal fern]

we can't help you in a live rated game 💀 good luck

[raw frigate]

Thats only in the ring tho because bjj actually works its better than aikido and judo in terms of fighting

[novel bramble]

Yeah ik

It just sets a bad example for people that are starting to learn bjj to think that they can do that outside the ring

[raw frigate]

No i dont think it does tho if u use common sense 💀😭

[novel bramble]

I guess, but there will always be that one person that thinks it works

But the ring should be a fighting arena anyways, so I think they should at least be in a fighting stance

[grim edge]

im here now 😄

i just got some new headphones i can listen to things so nicely

[novel bramble]

The ring is supposed to simulate how things would go down outside the ring, but there are just rules to keep the fighters safe

Tho something else I have to say about that is that I personally think it's lame to just crawl around the ring where the fighters are supposed to fight

I wanna watch people fight, not crawl around and wait 😭

[raw frigate]

u cant do anything about it

[novel bramble]

I have infinitely more respect for Muay Thai in the ring tho

Like the Muay Thai fighters are all just insane with their reaction speeds

[raw frigate]

its lower leg kicks and after a while ur legs give out 💀

[primal fern]

ew i hate children

[grim edge]

Relatable

If only I could smash the hell out of them

[novel bramble]

Then you also have Rodtang who doesn't prioritize speed and just tanks hits and mocks his opponent 💀

[true parrot]

LOL I won by abandonment

[drowsy plover]

13 is considered teenage 💀

[raw frigate]

mma is interesting although i dont watch it

[brazen smelt]

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[wispy gorge]

Yo is anyone in here from berlin?

[novel bramble]

I watch Muay Thai fighters exclusively for the most part

[grim edge]

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[primal fern]

still a child

[wispy gorge]

For real for real? On yo mamma?

[grim edge]

When the Berlin isn't defencing

[raw frigate]

magnus carlsen is probably better than us at all of this even including martial arts 💀

[novel bramble]

Lol

Fighter Carlsen just finding a brilliant combination of punches

[wispy gorge]

Damnnn you visit the chessclub in kreuzberg?

[grim edge]

Basically a punch in the groin

[wispy gorge]

You should check it out every wednesday and friday there is playing going on and you can play for free

[raw frigate]

Challenging chess players from chess.com to go approach a girl:

[wispy gorge]

Cool ppl there too

Can i play them😂

Yea no worries everyone can join

And you can start off by watching the games if u dont feel comfortable playing immediately

[eager vessel]

i am so confused on wat to do on this puzzle

[grim edge]

mornin

[wispy gorge]

[grim edge]

amgous chess.pieces ‼️

[novel bramble]

That looks kinda sus

[slate marten]

Best move white to play

[wispy gorge]

This position looks sus ngl

[eager vessel]

black to play

[wispy gorge]

Damnn then you cant come of course

[slate marten]

No it’s not. White king is in check

[wispy gorge]

Dont ever message me again also

[eager vessel]

bro wat

[grim edge]

it is 5am I have a headache

fell asleep at 1:30am

[wispy gorge]

[eager vessel]

what is checking the white king

[grim edge]

deez

[slate marten]

The queen

No that’s a rook

[eager vessel]

wat queem bro lol

[novel bramble]

That's a rookmogus

[primal fern]

@grim edge connect your account!!!

[little surge]

Good morning chatt

[grim edge]

no

hehe

Is elo 531 W?

[novel bramble]

I think best move might be to play Rfd1

[eager vessel]

thats wat im looking at rn

[novel bramble]

It still looks kinda sus tho

[eager vessel]

ye it was right

[novel bramble]

Cause the white rook could move away toward the king

Oh nice

[raw frigate]

WUT THE HELL 💀