💬〡general-off-topic

[mild apex]

its even more racist if u wanna decide which colour u want to play

[tacit phoenix]

as a bee, i can confirm im racist

[onyx geode]

the austrian painter has played chess

[full folio]

Damn mega minion is CR is trash

[boreal jewel]

Based, imma breed you

[wet swallow]

no shit

[full folio]

Lost me 3 matches in a row

[tacit phoenix]

hmu

[full folio]

Oof ur still here

[tacit phoenix]

MAGNUS

[boreal jewel]

Do you know about the Albanian market of young skeleton pigs

[tacit phoenix]

im single btw @boreal jewel

[boreal jewel]

The stocks are pretty good now

[brazen smelt]

what is this chat

[boreal jewel]

😈😈😈😈

[grim edge]

I’ve seen a n@zi play genshin impact is genshin impact racist?

[mild apex]

why repost?

[brazen smelt]

we must start a riot and take down lichess

whos with me

[boreal jewel]

Yeah

[viral epoch]

To share my love for it

[boreal jewel]

Send thigh pic

[tacit phoenix]

lichness is worse chess.com

[mild apex]

bro,the painnn

[boreal jewel]

😈😈😈😈

[viral epoch]

But the effectiveness

[nimble niche]

if you have chess.com premium membership, yes. if not, lichess is better

[boreal jewel]

Yeah, same with hitting your head against the wall

[boreal jewel]

My bbg has such good taste 💕💕💕

[mild apex]

pain

[viral epoch]

No pain no gain

[tacit phoenix]

3

[boreal jewel]

Send thigh pic

[tacit phoenix]

no

[oak cliff]

🙅‍♂️

[viral epoch]

[tacit phoenix]

SUII

[boreal jewel]

Lick my homungus

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-gif-24301301

[boreal jewel]

@tacit phoenix check your dms

[tacit phoenix]

i just got rizzed up

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-kumalala-kumala-savesta-tiktok-gif-25640255

[boreal jewel]

Me to your mom on 1980 45september

[mild apex]

afk time

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/lightskin-master-lightskin-prestige-lightskinned-light-skin-dude-light-skin-guy-gif-25457550

[tacit phoenix]

bro is that even allowed??

[boreal jewel]

Blud riding me up

[mild apex]

me afkying,ping when zel is here

[lilac crest]

helo

[onyx geode]

the holy trinity

[viral epoch]

Oki but if I'm gone, then ping me when Zelly's here, would ya server cat?

[tacit phoenix]

bro sent me a dp

[boreal jewel]

Yeah

[indigo monolith]

Duck picture?

[tacit phoenix]

yeah

i've seen better

[indigo monolith]

Ducks are cool

[lilac crest]

💀

[boreal jewel]

…

[lilac crest]

why am i here

[tacit phoenix]

ABC

[indigo monolith]

[boreal jewel]

what else could you wish for

[indigo monolith]

Snickers?

[tacit phoenix]

ayo

it aint that big

[boreal jewel]

Check again

18*

[oak cliff]

man your lucky that mod got off 10 mins ago

[lilac crest]

damn wtf happend lol

now all of the server is talking about duckies

💀 he said it

[grim edge]

wtf

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-crush-crusher-skull-halloween-gif-26163235

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> do smth about this man fr

[boreal jewel]

Not sigma

[onyx geode]

man got that footlong 💀

[oak cliff]

fr like

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessbismuth

This is the Chess.com profile of chessbismuth. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2071 (2353 peak)
Blitz: 2134 (2134 peak)
Bullet: 1490 (1795 peak)

[boreal jewel]

Fr thou

[grim edge]

.

.

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[grim edge]

.

[tacit phoenix]

dude

i was kidding he didnt send me foot longs

[raven dock]

why it is deleted?

[calm vale]

yo

[oak cliff]

because it is

[calm vale]

scam

[oak cliff]

it said a certain length of a...

[clear sequoia]

thanks for the ping, handled.

[onyx geode]

he gone

[raven dock]

he gone or he was kicked out

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/lean-king-clash-royale-meme-gif-24959004

[grim edge]

talking about weird stuff

[high seal]

Hello

[onyx geode]

gday

[raven dock]

idk when people will stop doing that

[grim edge]

just joined as well

[high seal]

Ayo what just happened

[wanton heath]

Hey, am i allowed to ask for people to participate in my study?

[raven dock]

ig some people just like to cause problems everywhere they go

[grim edge]

probably not

[onyx geode]

not illegal ig

[high seal]

Gday mate

[wanton heath]

i am writing my thesis and conducting an experiment on ai and chess, but i am not sure whether i can ask for participants here

[tacit phoenix]

#💬〡chess-talk

#😆〡chess-memes guys look at this lmfao

[grim edge]

hello

[onyx geode]

cool 👍 sound epic

[onyx geode]

hello 👋

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[tacit phoenix]

cow gambit

[grim edge]

who plays the scandinavian defence

[grim edge]

wh

[onyx geode]

i play caro cann 💀

[tacit phoenix]

rare footage of gotham chess being playing as white and being good

[grim edge]

what about caro can't

lichess is free?

[high seal]

Yooo thats me

[solid mica]

Shocker

[grim edge]

but chess is pay to win

[solid mica]

Never woulda seen this coming !!

[onyx geode]

frfr

[quasi niche]

hey

[grim edge]

hey

[grim edge]

he’s doing the same shit to me

[high seal]

Hey

[tacit phoenix]

chess has crate keys

[high seal]

Rare knifes

[tacit phoenix]

chess has skins

[grim edge]

thx engine

[high seal]

Zamn

[left pecan]

How yall do brilliants

[grim edge]

Hey friend

[abstract jackal]

You play smort

[grim edge]

Find a great sacrifice

[grim edge]

wow

[gentle needle]

What is he doing?

[grim edge]

saying “imma send you a nasty pic”

[high seal]

Hello frend, sup

[tacit phoenix]

tf

[abstract jackal]

Guys if I send a game and someone ELSE analyzes it

Can I see it on my account?

[high seal]

+1

[grim edge]

Yes

[abstract jackal]

This man is unstoppable

[raven dock]

what is the point difference now? (Between Magnus and Duda)

[gentle needle]

Truly a cultured individual

[solid mica]

Idk idc I’m a girl

[grim edge]

man is like “i’m jk” “imma send you funny tiktoks”

[steel rain]

i just got a 100% accuracy game

[raven dock]

..... idk what a girl is doing here then

[solid mica]

😦

[tacit phoenix]

im a girl aswell?

[grim edge]

me: eats before the comp to have more brain fuel
also me: did not see mate in 1 twice

[solid mica]

No way you js said that

[grim edge]

girls aren’t real

[high seal]

So much going on

[onyx geode]

name the best rap song of all time chat

[raven dock]

💀

[high seal]

+1

[gentle needle]

Women are illusion

[raven dock]

ngl eating makes me sleepy

[tacit phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJ33A8X4Tg&ab_channel=TwitchShots

[gentle needle]

I think your brain works better when you are hungry. At least it does for me.

[jade idol]

😢 i keep getting people who let the clock run until they auto resign…

[tacit phoenix]

im pakistani btw

[raven dock]

yeah true but also you can refresh your self with food containing good amount of suger like a candy, or sugar itself

[raven dock]

great

[gentle needle]

Or just die from starvation

[abstract jackal]

Last night I was hungry and tired and was like: I’ll play till I lose

I gained 470 elo

[native laurel]

rate this

[abstract jackal]

I think it’s true

[raven dock]

nah nah that is a extreme

[abstract jackal]

Custom?

[native laurel]

yep

[gentle needle]

Damn, great progress for a 500

[raven dock]

you designed the background?

[gentle needle]

Congrats

[abstract jackal]

Teach me your ways

[abstract jackal]

2400*

[tacit phoenix]

im actually chess.com

[gentle needle]

Oh.. Grandmaster when?

[grim edge]

connect ur account

[abstract jackal]

Untitled

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessbismuth

This is the Chess.com profile of chessbismuth. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2060 (2353 peak)
Blitz: 2134 (2134 peak)
Bullet: 1475 (1795 peak)

[gentle needle]

Titled when?

[tacit phoenix]

i almost became 2400 elo yesterday

[raven dock]

too much rating

[tacit phoenix]

but i lost to INTERNET

my internet went out yesterday

[placid stone]

Bro who tf is allowing these dumbasses to be 2300 wtf

[raven dock]

which internet?

[tacit phoenix]

home

[raven dock]

.. i mean company

[native laurel]

OH MY GOD

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-food-pizza-day-gif-26306012

[abstract jackal]

Nothing is more painful than that

[gentle needle]

Tactical bishop sacrifice

[sharp turtle]

Wow I just played one of the most beautiful zugzwangs in endgame

[native laurel]

DAT LINK CURSED

[sharp turtle]

I’m crying of tears

[sleek oriole]

BRO CHILL OUT WITH THE FOOD

[tacit phoenix]

holy shit that looks amazing

[jade oyster]

bro i like food

[gentle needle]

How much you weight?

[raven dock]

Shaq O neal

[jade oyster]

185cm

[mild apex]

shoree miaooo

[native laurel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[raven dock]

I height very much

[tacit phoenix]

im 6'1 as a womxn thats like shaq for a women

[native laurel]

THIS LINK SENDS ME TO THIS

[jade oyster]

ahahahah rly

[raven dock]

its a video..... thats wild

[gentle needle]

I meant weight, sorry

[jade oyster]

and ur rating like magnus carlsen

[gentle needle]

💀

[jade oyster]

I think around 80kg

[native laurel]

WE NEED MODS

[raven dock]

the moment i saw youtube opened automatically i closed my browser lol

[sleek oriole]

did you just reported yourself?

[native laurel]

MODS I TELL YOU, MODS!!!!!!!!!!

[native laurel]

no i reported someone else

[raven dock]

they will be here soon, chill out

[native laurel]

ok

[jade oyster]

we dont need mods

[native laurel]

<@&745328830649991179> HELP!!!!!!!

[raven dock]

we need admins

[tacit phoenix]

bro thinks chess players have sex

[wanton heath]

i need a mod for help

[gentle needle]

Yeah, admins are enough

[raven dock]

dont ping again and again

[jade oyster]

lmao

[native laurel]

ok

I SWEAR THIS IS SHIT

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/78748231691
Game rewiew

[grim edge]

Damn bro thats a lot

[mild apex]

they will do there job, just be patient

[grim edge]

Sup gamers

[sleek oriole]

no they wont

[tardy dock]

Yellow

[sleek oriole]

Sup chess fan

[native laurel]

💀

[grim edge]

I am doing good cheesers

[raven dock]

why are you bringing everyone's attention to this

[grim edge]

What

[raven dock]

leave it dude , mods will handle it

[native laurel]

the chungus what https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BV9XRCvwe1E

[grim edge]

Chungus

[sleek oriole]

whole city is on fire: leave it dude, god will take care of it

[native laurel]

i need mods...

[grim edge]

Please why this game is full of noobs now

[raven dock]

... he did his part, he called the mods, now it doesnt matter if he pings any mod 100 times

[sleek oriole]

you must be a noob yourself then

[raven dock]

why are you so impatient lol

[grim edge]

Call bast

What

I am confused

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/78748231691
Do game rewiew
Or chungus rabbit gonna eat you

What about latinas now

[raven dock]

0 seconds*

[native laurel]

cuz i have adhd 😄

[grim edge]

i’ll review it

No diamond and platinum members?

[raven dock]

thats like 2010 youtube outros "subscribe or this spider will eat you"

[grand lark]

what the helll

[native laurel]

hello everyone

[grim edge]

done

[raven dock]

bye everyone

[grim edge]

You might be down bad reaper but you have the worst pick up lines known to man

[grand lark]

I know I'm homophobic but I wanna see Magnus kissing Hikaru on his juicy lips 😫

[grim edge]

Like if you wanna be down catastrophic at least do it right

[native laurel]

i found this in the same channel the posted the discord *** hack

[raven dock]

@grand lark are you a muslim?

[tardy dock]

Bro why even homophobic people exist

[grim edge]

Thanks

[raven dock]

its just text

[native laurel]

hello everyone

[grand lark]

Yeah

[grim edge]

unfunny

[upbeat viper]

hello peeps

[grim edge]

I want game rewiew that's it

religion shouldn’t be used to hate

@upbeat viper thoughts?

[raven dock]

then sit back, you dont get to say stuff that is against your religion

[raven dock]

we had a problem here

[placid stone]

allowing a bishop and king fork

[grand lark]

Bro what

[upbeat viper]

I was looking at it

:)

[grand lark]

We really having a religious argument in a Chess server

[raven dock]

@native laurel mod is here,

now you are gone

[grand lark]

reminds me of those leaks in the Minecraft server

[raven dock]

what leaks

[grand lark]

Military stuff

[grim edge]

the thug shaker central

[native laurel]

bruh

[grim edge]

u want the leaks? coz i got them

[raven dock]

no thanks.

[mild apex]

bassssssssssssss hewwwwwwwo

[native laurel]

please check the link @upbeat viper

[grand lark]

Someone brought it up when I said I wanted to see Magnus kiss Hikaru

[mild apex]

or should i say miaoowoooo

[upbeat viper]

hewo

[grim edge]

dming them rn

jk

[raven dock]

i said no lol

[grand lark]

Nothing kills a man faster than your grammar

[upbeat viper]

is that a scam ?

[native laurel]

Just look at it

[grim edge]

it’s a https://

means it’s secure

[raven dock]

its a weird link that opens youtube

[grand lark]

Make lil vaticano a real move 🙏

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

if it was a http:// it would be a scam

[mild apex]

bro so insecure bout the looks

[upbeat viper]

https:// doesn't mean 100% secure imo

but fine

[grand lark]

Was en passant a thing since Chess was created

[grim edge]

Much less likely to an unsafe link

[mild apex]

its safe wdym?

[cosmic lily]

No

[native laurel]

watch this in full screen

[cosmic lily]

It was created to make the game fairer

[grand lark]

So you saying chess can get updated?

[raven dock]

idk anything about that but that link opens a video on youtube, as soon as i saw youtube opening i closed the browser .. i didnt know what to expect lol

[upbeat viper]

well idk

[grim edge]

send the video that isn’t a file lol

[cosmic lily]

Yes but it takes thousands of years

[upbeat viper]

I deleted, I'll keep an eye on that dude

and that's it

[grand lark]

when was En Passant made

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

google

flagging?

[mild apex]

whats in that link actually?

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[raven dock]

promotion?

[grim edge]

is white mentally all there?

[grand lark]

1561, still too early to make a new move 😢

[raven dock]

hm idk how that happened like the left side white pawns are two moves away from promotion

[grand lark]

Give it 3 thousand years and maybe we'll make lil vaticano a real thing

[crimson kraken]

I made a critical blunder
listening to "Past Lives" before falling asleep

[grand lark]

Bishop or knight

[grim edge]

i listen to people scream as loud as they can while i sleep

[native laurel]

OOOOH I THINK I KNOW WHATS HAPPENING

[spare roost]

Back from lunch break y’all

[mild apex]

serial killers in your house?

[crimson kraken]

that just triggers my defense mechanism and I feel sad for not being useful

[grand lark]

I aint homophobic cuz of religion

[mild apex]

pp

[grand lark]

real

[grim edge]

neighbours fighting

[native laurel]

THIS IS WHAT IT WAS SAYING

[grand lark]

was it in 1561 or 1880

[crimson kraken]

past lives just gives me partial flashbacks to people I loved, and how those moments are over
and I'm here, mostly alone and a bit unwanted

[native laurel]

better delete that

[cosmic lily]

Idk

[tardy dock]

Sup yall

[mild apex]

its fine ig

is just the word in a meme pic

[native laurel]

is s*x a bad word

[grim edge]

i’ve been listening in to the neighbour fight lore and it’s pretty epic

[grand lark]

shouldnt be

[tardy dock]

Lmfao

[crimson kraken]

I blundered so hard, I accidentally emotion-checked myself

[mild apex]

its fine

[native laurel]

then let me do something

[cosmic lily]

Btw the thing that pawns can move 2 squares at first was also an update

[tardy dock]

Some servers banned it

[mild apex]

fighting between manchester and liverpool

[grand lark]

Oh ma

[native laurel]

https://txnor.com/view/angry-confused-are-you-sure-what-no-way-gif-13477506

[supple imp]

No because most people that play chess don't know what that means

[grim edge]

why are you homophobic

[grand lark]

Cuz theyll never experience it

[native laurel]

I CHANGED IT 😄

[grand lark]

I used to be an ally in like 2019, I grew up looking at the community and it started disgusting me and I saw way too many things wrong with it, I started hating on them earlier this year

[sinful dagger]

What is team nepo?

[supple imp]

Shouldn't homophobic have a different name

[sinful dagger]

For rank?

[mild apex]

team nepo

[sinful dagger]

yes

[mild apex]

theres no rank in chess

[supple imp]

Cause most homophobes hate homos but aren't afraid of them

[native laurel]

FOR GOD SAKE WHAT IS THIS

[sinful dagger]

okay what is it?

[native laurel]

THIS WAS TRENDING?????

[grand lark]

A meme created like 2 years ago

[tardy dock]

Furry discord

[supple imp]

Tf is your problem

[mild apex]

pls, its a furry discord pic

[tardy dock]

Furry diacord

[crimson kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-gif-20287812

[next siren]

same bro

[native laurel]

its was on trending

[grand lark]

Everytime I play past 8pm I just loose all my logic of thinking

[mild apex]

it was, not anymore

[tardy dock]

Ikr

[spare roost]

It’s nepo meat riders

[grand lark]

Lebanonian opening

[sleek oriole]

why are you even playing then??? and you guys saying you wanna get better. dont play on a bad day

[grim edge]

don’t hate on people for the actions of a few

[crimson kraken]

I'm gonna try to get some more sleep.
Hope y'all have a good day/night.
Hug someone you love; maybe they might need it.

[grand lark]

It's fun getting your heart broken by a blunder

[supple imp]

I wanted ding to win cause he plays more interesting and takes more risk but I did feel bad for nepo after he lost

[next siren]

how do I get better

[grand lark]

It was the majority of the community tbh

[tardy dock]

GUYSSSSS THIS PERSON IS A 100 ELO PLAYER
👇👇👇👇

[spare roost]

There are many ways

[grand lark]

Dont rush your moves

[spare roost]

L I’m 1900

[grand lark]

Analyze the board before making a move

[tardy dock]

not any more : D L

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/78748834759
This game got me to 900 elo!!
2 achievement
900 elo and defeated a Chad chess player
||Game rewiew ||

[spare roost]

I’m going to report you for toxicity

[cosmic lily]

This person is rated 6899👇

[next siren]

ok

[sleek oriole]

💀

[mild apex]

bro, u did L first

[native laurel]

which one should i choose

[spare roost]

Jk lol

[sleek oriole]

if 1900 bad, what are you

[grand lark]

100 message seems easy

[native laurel]

the hardest

[mild apex]

close discord and never come back again

[grand lark]

Bro I'm 555 😭

[grand lark]

Just spam a private chat

[torpid cobalt]

1900 is great, it’s like 99.9 percentile

[tardy dock]

Wow !!

[native laurel]

ok i cant leave discord for 24 hours ...

[cosmic lily]

me who is rated negative 4000

[grand lark]

Wait you can get negative rating?

[spare roost]

Jk bro of course not

[cosmic lily]

If you suck enough

[spare roost]

I’m kind of a toxic guy myself

[naive ivy]

maybe go touch some grass instead
100-message challenge is good 👍

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/78748834759
This game got me to 900 elo!!
2 achievement
900 elo and defeated a Chad chess player
||Game rewiew ||

[tardy dock]

Here is a red rose for you🌹

[torpid cobalt]

Is it theoretically possible to have negative rating? If you are rated 1 and lose to someone rated 1, u should lose 8 points

[cosmic lily]

I'm the only person alive whit negative elo and it's 4000☠️

[grand lark]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/78748834759
This game got me to 900 elo!!
2 achievement
900 elo and defeated a Chad chess player
Game rewiew

[sleek oriole]

how are u 400 if you are playing against 1100s

[grim edge]

Copy paste?

[grand lark]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/78748834759
This game got me to 900 elo!!
2 achievement
900 elo and defeated a Chad chess player
Game rewiew

[grim edge]

Why not game rewiew

I'm a game rewiew begger

[native laurel]

found a great punishment if i fail

CHANGE MY PFP

[grand lark]

I thought you were a bot 💀

[native laurel]

to what the server wants

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

@grand lark

good morning

[grand lark]

quit chess and become a checkers GM

[native laurel]

someone give me a pfp to change to

[native laurel]

i just already found it

[spring dune]

HI KIDS

[torpid cobalt]

Are there checkers titles?

[grand lark]

probably

[native laurel]

I JUST REALIZED I CANT MOVE TO ANOTHER SERVER...

[grand lark]

WAIT I GOT A BETTER PUNISHMENT

[raven dock]

hey section 25

[native laurel]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[spring dune]

hi

[grand lark]

@native laurel PLAY LONDON ON EVERY GAME FOR 3 MONTHS\

[raven dock]

thats easy

[tardy dock]

https://play.chess.com/EykCF

[torpid cobalt]

Already do that with white:)

[grand lark]

Ban this guy

[raven dock]

play scholars mate, even if you lose your queen @native laurel

[native laurel]

i can just play a different variant of chess

[native laurel]

same with the last punishment

[tardy dock]

https://play.chess.com/x2K8P

[torpid cobalt]

It’s not a bad opening, it’s just that it leads to a very solid game that some people find boring

[grand lark]

I made chess R34 in my mind

[raven dock]

this is better, but a rule: you can only play rapid

[tardy dock]

Somoke Join pls

[grand lark]

I need help

[tardy dock]

?

[native laurel]

i like playing rapid.... i never played blitz ever

[grand lark]

Bro I do that

Idk what the other gamemodes are

[raven dock]

rapid with scholars mate, even if you lose your queen.

[grim edge]

scholars mate is shit

[torpid cobalt]

Play grob only for a year

[raven dock]

ofc

[grim edge]

the grob is bad

[torpid cobalt]

That’s the point

[desert nimbus]

Tricky not bad

[raven dock]

mosquito gambit

[native laurel]

i am in elo 400...

[torpid cobalt]

It is bad theoretically, but it is fine for tricks and traps

[raven dock]

doesnt matter

[desert nimbus]

Like if you are 1800+ then we can consider it bad

[native laurel]

No. NO.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[torpid cobalt]

But if ur opponent knows what they are doing, it sucks

[grim edge]

1.g4 is the worst first move you can possibly do according to stockfish

[torpid cobalt]

I have like an 80% win rate against it

[torpid cobalt]

Yeah, g4 and f3 are the 2 worst

[desert nimbus]

Magnus played polish opening because he was in Poland

[grand lark]

where LFG channels

[desert nimbus]

g4 is the worst

[grim edge]

Guess what my opponent played white to play

[torpid cobalt]

Bxh7

[native laurel]

bard generated a punishment instead

[grim edge]

did bro lose brain cells

[native laurel]

i will choose eat ghost pepper for the punishment 👍

[torpid cobalt]

Same idea

[desert nimbus]

[viscid jacinth]

Nice

[torpid cobalt]

A failed discovered attack

[grim edge]

Lmao fr magnus type move

[grand lark]

me when ponziani opening

[grim edge]

probably forgor or sum

[robust dragon]

Hey guys you know about the rank system for puzzles ig

I wanted to know if there is a way i can get that working for me

[torpid cobalt]

???

[robust dragon]

My friends all have it but i dont

I also have updated to the recent version on the app store

[native laurel]

i ma go watch youtube on voice chat

becuz of my challenge

[grand lark]

I just found one of the best rook captures but a bishop ruined the whole idea

nvm nvm it worked

[scenic bramble]

I didn't said F to anyone but she/he said to me
so is this muteable?

[grim edge]

Ur trash probably

[hard quiver]

hi

[grim edge]

Smart tard

[grim edge]

no

[raven dock]

lol one time a guy said to me something like kill you in an abbreviation, ( i cant remember the letters he used) I didnt know its meaning at that time but later i googled it and i was just laughing how mad people get on a chess match

[grim edge]

@blazing sky touched me

sup guys

@raven dock people get sad the game is full of bots now 😦

[raven dock]

bots?

[grim edge]

how do u get cm?

Everyone should start at 300 and work their way up

[raven dock]

where are bots

[raven dock]

doesnt everyone start at 400?

[hard quiver]

Any coaches??

[grim edge]

advanced start at 1500

People make 1,6k elo accs with skill of 200 elo... Ruins the game

Just to brag about their elo

[raven dock]

I am not afraid of those little kids just typing words because they are tilted

[grim edge]

i make a 1600 elo account with a skill of 1200

is that ok

[potent merlin]

You mean 1200 fide?

[grim edge]

yes

[potent merlin]

Yeah that's okay

[grim edge]

a 1600 account elo that has a skill of 1200

[grim edge]

i know a few but it’s not free

determinede?

[desert nimbus]

@boreal cosmos

[grim edge]

determined?

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[boreal cosmos]

Ayo

[scenic bramble]

maybe he said 'kys' ?

[grand lark]

what level do u need to send images

I gotta talk on 5 days

[scenic bramble]

for*

[grim edge]

aaa

[boreal cosmos]

Aquiti doesnt teach 1700s

[grim edge]

oh

[grand lark]

I gotta talk for 120 hours?

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-gif-24394192

[grand lark]

I gotta talk for 7200 minutes?

I gotta talk for 432000 seconds?

[grim edge]

talk ON 5 different days so send at least 1 message

[boreal cosmos]

So…?

[grand lark]

In a row?

[keen parrot]

it looks like diabetes and i want to eat it

[grand lark]

least leaking Roadster burger

[silent talon]

Hello there.

[spare roost]

Not u again

[grand lark]

wdym dawg that's the average Roadster burger

[bright eagle]

what's your rating in blitz?

[grim edge]

1600

im a rapid person

[grand lark]

Whats the difference between rapid and blitz

what's the default chess gamemode

Ive played on rapid since I got chess and never tried anything else

[viral epoch]

Bullet

[grand lark]

hell no

[pastel plover]

I hope my english teacher will be in car crash today or tomorrow.

[viral epoch]

Bullet is real chess

[grand lark]

real

[viral epoch]

Bullet is pro

[grand lark]

Bullet is for people who wanna blunder their queen to a knight

[viral epoch]

[grand lark]

I hate early queen trades yet I still take them

It's like a gambling addiction

[grim edge]

which best opening for the sicilian

[spare roost]

Play c3

[grand lark]

the unsicilian

[grim edge]

ok

[grand lark]

Lebanonian gambit when

[valid elk]

i made a brilliant move today 😎

[grand lark]

Ive been playing for 2 years and never got a brilliant

[frank nest]

guys, is it disrespectful to know that ur losing and not resign

[grand lark]

I pray for a draw but end up getting mated by a pawn

or knight

[frank nest]

no in like competitions and stuff

[grand lark]

I played a queen trap on someone and he immedietaly resigned

[frank nest]

like if u see mate in 3 or something

[spare roost]

Offer draw

[grand lark]

I didnt even take it yet he just knew his fate

[grim edge]

GUYS HOW TO GET CM

[grand lark]

centimeters?

[grim edge]

ok

and what

[hard quiver]

@astral smelt me

im 1700

[grand lark]

forget chess kids hop on Roblox chess

[grim edge]

massive skill issue

[grand lark]

I think Ive been stuck on 400 for 2 years

[grim edge]

explain

[grand lark]

I went in the 500s recently

[lapis pasture]

for a solid 1 minute i thought i will sack the rook

[grim edge]

200 elo

DAM

[native iris]

Did you sac?

[lapis pasture]

no

[grim edge]

I MOUSESLIPPED

guys

how to get gm

[lapis pasture]

ok i will not win this end game

[grim edge]

what happens when u get in the legend rank

WOW

what is it

WOOWWW

[lapis pasture]

is this a good idea?

[grim edge]

No

the pawn will promote in time

[lapis pasture]

there is the rook

[grim edge]

oh

yes

[lapis pasture]

ok he played Rg1 so rip

[grim edge]

2 types of people

a person who uses his chat to play moves and a person who ask's people in discord

[lapis pasture]

im not asking for moves

[grim edge]

sussy baka

[lapis pasture]

oh ok

[grim edge]

Is it possible

for a 1600 to beat a 2000

unanswered question

OH

even a 1 elo one

[mild wyvern]

for getting trusted role does it count if ive been here for 7 days in total and talked 5 days but left and rejoined, or does it need to be 7 days in a row since now

[grim edge]

EVEN NEGATIVE?

[pulsar herald]

you guys think 50% winrate on 200 matches in caro is good

[pastel plover]

no

[lapis pasture]

yep that exists

[grim edge]

no

[pulsar herald]

say yes

[pastel plover]

no

[pulsar herald]

yes

[grim edge]

50%?

[pastel plover]

no

[pulsar herald]

yes?

[grim edge]

200 matches?

[pulsar herald]

yes.

[grim edge]

70% is good

[pulsar herald]

yes

[grim edge]

but 50?!?

its like playing head's or tale's

[lapis pasture]

is this good?

[pulsar herald]

yes

[pulsar herald]

i mean 75% of them are bullet

[lapis pasture]

but there is also this

[pulsar herald]

wowwwwwwwww

[grim edge]

what happens if u dont

[wet swallow]

Yoooo

wsg

[grim edge]

BRO DIDNT LINK HIS CHESS.COM ACCOUNT

is the wizard danny

danny rensch

[wet swallow]

i hate elo wizard

[grim edge]

oh

[pulsar herald]

50% winrate is good

[grim edge]

ITS NOT

[mild wyvern]

My winrate is extremely bad

190 / 30 / 358

[pulsar herald]

trust me it is

[mild wyvern]

win draw lose

[pulsar herald]

what the hell

it takes skill to loose that much

[wet swallow]

i have a 49% win rate and a 42% loss rate

[grim edge]

Heyy anyone highleveld wanna play chess.

[pulsar herald]

how do see that data

[worn ice]

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[wet swallow]

go into ur stats on chess.com

[mild wyvern]

72.8% of my loses are from resignation

[tropic aurora]

hello

[valid elk]

hi

[tropic aurora]

ayo???

[wet swallow]

ur username..... Grievous better

[high maple]

hello

[mild wyvern]

nooooooo

[pulsar herald]

i got a 59% winrate on bullet

[spare roost]

I used to beat my grandfather

[wet swallow]

bullet ez

[high maple]

can someone tell me a good opening for black against the queens opening

[spare roost]

In chess

[pulsar herald]

indian

[spare roost]

F5 is good tho

[wet swallow]

ur 200 elo ig?

[pulsar herald]

yes

[mild wyvern]

f5

[high maple]

whats the na@e

[wet swallow]

englund gambit if ur under 600

basically is

[ornate cedar]

people call me the 1100 slayer

[wet swallow]

no one over literally 1k elo plays it its a trash opening if u can't trap them

[ornate cedar]

i am 500

[mild wyvern]

dutch defense

[wet swallow]

i am 1600 and i defeated a gm once

[mild wyvern]

what!?

[pulsar herald]

117/12/108 on rapid

[grim edge]

absolute cap

[ornate cedar]

i am 500 and i defeated a 900 and 1100

[spare roost]

U mean stock fish defeated a gm

[terse roost]

YOOOOO

[pulsar herald]

W rating?

[wet swallow]

naw

[grim edge]

stockfish defeated a gm

[obsidian notch]

9/1/1 on rapid tho

[viscid jacinth]

Yo did yall saw nikocado is losing weight

[wet swallow]

bro rlly said we never asked in 2023

actually grow up little kids lmao

[ornate cedar]

yes but i didn't ask

[viscid jacinth]

I almost gave a shit oh no

[frigid skiff]

😐

[willow galleon]

says the 15 year old, trying to impress a server because he used a cheat to beat a 2800 bot

[frigid skiff]

i would bet they just turned 12

[wet swallow]

anyone who says dident ask in 2023 is automatically an L

[tropic tartan]

So simple

[ornate cedar]

ya mean 13

[obsidian notch]

wait u are mg?

[terse roost]

i'm 300 and i ace most of my offline game

[frigid skiff]

anyone who can't spell right in 2023 is an automatic L

[low copper]

Wsg people

[willow galleon]

anyone calling people an L is an L in 2023

[frigid skiff]

indeed i am a master grand

[wet swallow]

impress a server? my guy chess aint my life ur not cool bc u spend 20 hours a day in a board game

[obsidian notch]

damn bro

how do i become a mastergrand

[north wraith]

Who even play bullets game on chess tournament 🗿 literal can make your brain more stoopid if you play faster like if you're fit enough to rapid or blitz stick with it. Because bullet just too many tryhards there and you'll total one mover and tilt trust me

[willow galleon]

so you admit to cheating? thats cool

[wet swallow]

Seems like your an L bruh

[frigid skiff]

ok but at least we do something productive you watch "cute girl photos" online every day

[grim edge]

What??? your name must be kasparov why Gas?

[wet swallow]

no i dident cheat and i did not admit to somethin i dident do

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

Shut up yall stop arguing

[wet swallow]

I am more productive than all of u lmao

[frigid skiff]

im his cousin

[viscid jacinth]

Hello!

[willow galleon]

give me a list of what you do in a day excluding jacking it

[frigid skiff]

clearly not because you're trying to pull girls with the "I beat gm!!!" act

[grim edge]

:0 hello cousin

[viscid jacinth]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[wet swallow]

trying to pull girls? what are u even saying u absolute dumbass

[viscid jacinth]

All u do i sleep on that couch

[lapis pasture]

.......wait did I just play THAT?!

[frigid skiff]

12 year old behavior

[viscid jacinth]

And we dont even care if u are productive you are in a fricking chess server

[wet swallow]

on what couch? if u say that ur refering to something theres no images of coches here so please explain u absolute bozo

[north wraith]

Bro got three great moves but doesn't get into 1000 accuracy imma give that

[grim edge]

average 12 year old

[viscid jacinth]

do u like to annoy people joining random servers

like how is that fun

[willow galleon]

dont mention getting annoyed, thats gonna increase his dopamine levels

[lapis pasture]

we were 300 elo

[north wraith]

This is average 12 yro lol he said "couch, and coches"

[grim edge]

that guy beated a gm being a 1000 elo

[willow galleon]

nah how about we settle this once and for all

[grim edge]

stockfish moment

[north wraith]

Grind my child

[viscid jacinth]

Yo whats up

[willow galleon]

@wet swallow 1v1 chess rn

[boreal bough]

I dont like Slitroz but yall being childish icl

[viscid jacinth]

So many just joined rn lmao

[north wraith]

Since when to being a childish? 🗿

[willow galleon]

nah im just laughing about how he thinks he beat a gm while hes sub 1600

[lapis pasture]

already starting to do puzzles

[frigid skiff]

stupid 12 year olds

[boreal bough]

Idk what u just said, please learn grammar

[grim edge]

guess imma mute

[viscid jacinth]

dont worry some people like to end fights

[willow galleon]

get premium free trial, infinite chess puzzles and game analysis. Should help a lot.

[north wraith]

Just keep practicing until you know the game how it works and how to fight the game until you win

[frigid skiff]

whos garry im karry

[viscid jacinth]

Also can u not

[north wraith]

I also like to end the fight lol

[boreal bough]

@wet swallow good job being the bigger man

[frigid skiff]

[viscid jacinth]

And u were trying to stop the fight

[frigid skiff]

i think they got timed out ors omething

[willow galleon]

pretty sure he just couldnt find a counter argument but whatever i wanna 1v1 him in chess

[viscid jacinth]

No he didnt

[boreal bough]

Naw I think he did something else

No mods chatting in chat

[lapis pasture]

i use lichess

[north wraith]

Ping them

[viscid jacinth]

I was so cool they put me in a rag

[willow galleon]

still good

[grim edge]

the man left

[viscid jacinth]

Damn bro that actually makes me sad

[boreal bough]

This server is so childish 🤦‍♂️

[quasi field]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1111084071376920576

[willow galleon]

mute it

[viscid jacinth]

"I am 15 year old, look i am a big boy"

[north wraith]

On god bro thinks he's the master of the game of chess lmao

[toxic gale]

hi

[boreal bough]

Lmao this server is hella childish

[grim edge]

reported

[viscid jacinth]

dont even joke about it

[grim edge]

bro think's hes magnus carlmen

[north wraith]

15 yro guy is more being smarter to play chess like fits to all years.

[willow galleon]

wrong link

[grim edge]

YO

[boreal bough]

That doesn’t even make sense learn grammar dumbass

[willow galleon]

NO

[toxic gale]

LMFAO

[lapis pasture]

magnus NahMan

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[grim edge]

bro doesnt know humor

Hello chat

[willow galleon]

DAMNIT

[frigid skiff]

lmao

[boreal bough]

That’s not humor

No one laughed

[willow galleon]

i think i hear the agents at my door please help

[grim edge]

How is chat doing today?

[pulsar herald]

haha

[grim edge]

good wbu

[north wraith]

Your humor is about one milk is gone bruh

[grim edge]

"childish" -magnus carlmen

[frigid skiff]

some dude dropped a very wrong link

[boreal bough]

Please learn grammar

[north wraith]

I laughed look hahaha see

[willow galleon]

dont snitch

[sinful dagger]

Whats is a weekly arena top 5?

[lapis pasture]

chess server is not the right one to share your stories

[boreal bough]

I’m siding with slitroz YALL have 22 iq

[north wraith]

Learn how to create username

[frigid skiff]

u wont get banned even if i did, dont worry i wont though

[grim edge]

There is a weekly tourney every week, players compete for top 3 to win prizes

[viscid jacinth]

well with a name like " learn how 2 play with pu**y" you might be just old enough huh

[willow galleon]

https://play.chess.com/NVsqj anyone free to join

[sinful dagger]

Okay what can win?

[north wraith]

Shiver me timbers me team slitroz 🤓

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[boreal bough]

Do I have dyslexia or are u dumb?

[grim edge]

everyone connect ur accounts

[viscid jacinth]

Its literally his name

[willow galleon]

skill issue, im team danny

[lapis pasture]

yep you will enjoy my 300 elo play

[willow galleon]

bet, ill go easy

[north wraith]

Me me team frank

[lapis pasture]

ok

[grim edge]

3 months of diamond membership if u get 1st place
1 month of diamond membership if u get 2nd or 3rd
And a random person who participated in the event who played 8 games gets 1 month of diamond too

[viscid jacinth]

You know it might be that i didnt cared remembering ur actual name

[lament jacinth]

I have 10 elo play

[north wraith]

Do you know about lexie lore?

[sinful dagger]

Ah okay

which days this tornument be started?

[north wraith]

Lol

[grim edge]

whos that

[viscid jacinth]

Ah slitroz

[grim edge]

Imma try my best to get 1st place tomorrow, I really could use a summers worth of diamond

@wet swallow YO

[north wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rory-charles-graham-rag-n-bone-man-turning-around-the-room-is-spinning-gif-18986961

[grim edge]

Every Friday 12PM EST

[viscid jacinth]

This guy is slitroz

[grim edge]

like fr who is it

[mild wyvern]

I think i can get to 600 elo today 😎

[sinful dagger]

oKAY

[boreal bough]

Bruh

[viscid jacinth]

And u didnt even bothered

[north wraith]

Too innocent man too innocent i respect that

[sinful dagger]

Where cna ifind this tornument?

[grim edge]

uhm ok?

[north wraith]

I cannot tell you lol. Trust me it's going to be bad for you so i have to protect you my bro i cannot let you be corrupted by those

[viscid jacinth]

Team slitroz finally has one member gg

[north wraith]

LMAO BRO WAS DOWN 200 ELO

[grim edge]

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[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1345 (1345 peak)
Blitz: 1509 (1531 peak)
Bullet: 652 (1495 peak)

[boreal bough]

Yeah I named my profile to tribute him

[north wraith]

bro gets too much excited on 1000 elo xd

[grim edge]

Damn I'm down 800 :(

[viscid jacinth]

"..." guy is an alt of slitroz

[boreal bough]

Bc he’s actually smart

[grim edge]

wannabe bobby fischer ahhh

[north wraith]

🧢

[wet swallow]

ty

[grim edge]

any1 up for a game

[north wraith]

Oh

[viscid jacinth]

oh wow that makes so much sense damn

[sinful dagger]

but if you already have a diamond member, what do you win?

[mint elbow]

https://play.chess.com/UGMMU

[grim edge]

*Thank you.

[north wraith]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

LEARN GRAMMAR

[viscid jacinth]

What a tribute oh wow

[grim edge]

what

[north wraith]

Chess 👍

[viscid jacinth]

What a troll

Cant even do his job

[grim edge]

If u haven't won the tourney and have it, you get whatever u get added on
If u have eon the tournament before 1st place u get nothing for the next 3 months

[viscid jacinth]

Like make it fun idiot

Why are u so boring

[sinful dagger]

Okay

[grim edge]

BRO WHY ME

WHAT DID I DO

[viscid jacinth]

U are innocent

[north wraith]

Balls

[grim edge]

innocent what

[north wraith]

Fortnite balls in yo face

[viscid jacinth]

Squares

[lament jacinth]

Zels cat pfp

[viscid jacinth]

Nothing u know i wasnt talking about u

[next siren]

bro why

[north wraith]

Nobody remembers lexie lore is lol lucky thid guy @grim edge is too innocent for that. So we must protect him at cost (don't search pls u will be dead)

[frigid skiff]

then you must get better

[north wraith]

Yus:D me zel's brotha:D

[grim edge]

i dont get it

[viscid jacinth]

i dont know lexie lore either

[north wraith]

Shush now little one

[viscid jacinth]

Also yo mohit why did u leave

[grim edge]

ok

[viscid jacinth]

@gleaming aspen

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[north wraith]

Well this guy needs to protect lol

[frigid skiff]

rohit2040

[viscid jacinth]

Protect lexie

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

[north wraith]

Lmao now u know xd

[viscid jacinth]

I might have pinged the wrong person

I am in danger

[frigid skiff]

wow almost 10k messages 🌎 lets go

[viscid jacinth]

Pathetic

[frigid skiff]

hey

[lament jacinth]

Wait wait talk to me in dms for a second

[grim edge]

To get better at the game of chess you must improve all your aspects of the game, especially if you play OTB.

[viscid jacinth]

laughs in 40k

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who is lexi lore

[frigid skiff]

im not a tryhard!!

[viscid jacinth]

cries in 40k at the same time

[grim edge]

is it a celebrity

[torpid lintel]

I have something to show for you all :)

[north wraith]

I found ril

[grim edge]

cool name

[viscid jacinth]

How big is it?

I am hyped

[frigid skiff]

famous quote: "people have a stereotype that indians are great at chess. ran breaks this stereotype."-unamed moderator

[torpid lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097740854912897034/1111180275368599573/Screenshot_20230525-072411_Chess.jpg

[viscid jacinth]

Oh this

Damn ok

[old thistle]

This sounds familiar

[viscid jacinth]

Why did u blunder queen in first place

[torpid lintel]

Misclick but opponent premove :)