#💬〡general-off-topic
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joe papa*
if you find yourself losing at chess, never give up. you never know when your opponent might have a sudden heart attack
cheeseburger gambit
You speak using your knowledge
yes
Just drew this endgame
damn you're a great artist
@native laurel dms
So speak by using your brain
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 g6 4. d5 Nb8 5. c4 Bg7 6. Nc3 d6 7. Be2 e5 8. dxe6 Bxe6 9. Nb5 a6 10. Nxd6+ Ke7 11. Nxb7 Qxd1+ 12. Kxd1 Nf6 13. e5 Ne4 14. Be3 Bh6 15. Bxh6 Nxf2+ 16. Kc2 Nxh1 17. Rxh1 Nc6 18. Nxc5 Rhc8 19. Nxe6 Kxe6 20. Re1 Kd7 21. Rd1+ Ke6 22. Rd6+ Ke7 23. Bg5+ Kf8 24. Nd4 Nxe5 25. b3 Rc5 26. b4 Rc7 27. c5 Rd7 28. Rxd7 Nxd7 29. Bf3 Rc8 30. Bb7 Rc7 31. Bxa6 Nxc5 32. bxc5 Rxc5+ 33. Kd3 Rxg5 34. g3 Ra5 35. Bc4 Ra3+ 36. Ke4 Ra4 37. Bb3 Ra8 38. a4 Rb8 39. Bd5 Rb4 40. a5 Ra4 41. Ke5 Rxa5 42. h4 f6+ 43. Ke6 Kg7 44. Nc6 Ra6 45. Kd7 Rxc6 46. Bxc6 g5 47. h5 h6 48. g4 Kh7 49. Be4+ Kg7 50. Bg6 Kg8 51. Ke6
there
also you can spam people with draws bc they might accidentally mislick and you get at least a few points
Bc7 W fr
only if they’re higher rated than you though
if not you’re just losing points
meh better than losing
i’ll win though
what if they have a queen bishop and rock
and you don't
you can't win that can you
And a hard place
Ong, I'd be lost without it lol
one of my favorite chess tricks is the emotional manipulation gambit
git gud
thats just stupid
Yep lol
if anything i misclick the draw button and press resign
how
its annoying and like it doesnt do shit anyway
You are the most annoying player just from seeing this statement
idk if theres an offer cooldown tho
that sounds like a you problem ngl
I get so annoyed when people spam draws in losing positions
ive never seen anyone do that bro 
what do you want me to do
guess ur too low rated to face uncivilised players
Git gud
Rarely lol
it's hard
No it's not, stop playing games and put the work in
You have a very difficult disease to operate
guys whats a must learn crazy opening thatll like sweep 400-500 rated players
1200s suck
2000s suck
we all suck
Literally anything
really
@grim edge help broooo
being good
You don't technically need an opening. Just study tactics, I'd go with the London tho
Skill gambit
but like is there any particular openin
yo
ooooo
Very early
First one looks fire tho
fricking promoting london leave the server
delete ur account

ahh, whats the range of rating where you should start learning like theory and openings and stuff?
I played very bad today
london is a scam tbh
Yep the London is good for development
You have 0 say about the London until you're 1500
dont play london
king/queen gambit my beloved
it happens
@modern cedar do not. play. london.
KG sucks
ah
All rating but first you have to know the principals >1200
i will literally take a knife and kill u over and over
real
ahh i see
WHAT
just because you can't play the london properly it doesn't mean it's bad
If everyone would just develop pieces and play the game they would be 1000+
it’s bad
Same
tf are u on
500-999
im bad at mating, which sucks because it's like the goal of the game
i think a 2000 would know a bit more than you
do. not. play. the. london. as. white. ever.
also its literally the exact same moves any braindead idiot would know
take ur brain and toss it out the goddamn window
You cannot blame those 500-999 elo lol. Because beginners are stronger tho more learning without taking a break
I don’t know why the guys hates London opening
if u like london ur not gonna improve for shit
https://www.chess.com/live/game/78666201861
I played like drunk 100 elo player
Game rewiew tho
i play blitz better drunk fr
Friend of the server yay
yes thats why theres frenemy
The 2000 is saying this not because he/she doesn't know how to play it, but because it's annoying to play against it and doesn't want to play against it
the other side is being an npc
Bro drunk 100 elo is like -50 elo
It’s because it’s a shitty opening
all the same to me
Lmao i don't hate any openings lol I respect them. You don't have hate those openings which mean you're skill issue to use it wisely
lol
Give reasons
its not about using it badly its about going against it
Sheesh 1000+ elo fighting while 1000 elo below just accepting the fact they are not good
draw.
draw.
draw.
Give single reason why gotham chess suggest them to play london system
but other 2000s also said its pretty good no?
I wanna see how many inaccuracy I had so di game rewiew

2 guys said it, literally just joined the server, anyone else would say its shit
Boring, drawable, easily countered and dogshit
Well just play the game and use anti-london system if you hated it.
literally. anyone.
draw.
draw.
draw.
ON THE PUTER
it’s just boring at most
draw.
other than the people without friends, people say it's shit
why? is it hard to win if you play london?
its literally asking for a draw
https://www.chess.com/live/game/78666201861
Game rewiew

No win I suggest to win lol. London system is easy to beat for 800 to 900 elo players for since they're just an opening
Every opening can be countered if you know theory 💀
london system is the most drawish opening ever
I feel so bad begging for game rewiew
But I want it.
honestly im sub 1500 and I think everyone sub 1500 should focus on playing correctly and focus on removing blunders
ahh, then is there any particular opening you'd recommend? '
Some are more easily countered than others
idk vienna probably
italian
why don't people just play the italian?
some e4 shenanigans

Congrats
Thank you whoever did
Kings Pawn best opening thats a fact
it's simple and principled
ah i see
italian the best
woo
All I can agree that is bad about the london is that it begins whit d4
do u have vienna gambit theory to share
dang
Congrats why?
5 blunders
That's my Opponent
i mean sure, its my most played gambit
I think i wanna watch his video lol what's his channel
but im not even that good at chess lol
yep thats why I said opp
wayward queen 
Yea

good job tho only 1 blunder!
my most played gambit is the englund gambit lmao
I felt satisfy about your game lol
oh god
im better than everyone here at playing van geet trust
in comes Kassa
Use evan's gambit for white caro kann for black it's a S tier for openings
theres no way he plays it
you made me draw an 1800 because of the van geet
sounds like a skill issue
i was a fan as well, a few months ago, then I realized .... its kinda shit
@grim edge hi
u can always make up some random line
Not everyone lol even the world chess champion is better
ahh ive actually tried that alot, it worked pretty nicely the first few times but then sometimes it totally screws me over
hi
in this discord
I accidentally keep passing balls which are away from the line
There's title player here also.
wooooo
classic case of a beginner playing Qh5 and then not knowing what to do
englund gambit is good to KNOW anyways tho
none of them main nc3
just dont really play it lol
lasagna is the best in this chat rn
Yeah I watch hikaru nakamura's video Up to tiering about opening
Some players does
practice 
yeah not here
Budapest is like a substitute for it but far better
No need to hate it lol
highest i know who plays it is cirrin
kings indian the crap out of london
u suck
yeah and i do
Skill issue to use it xd
everyone hates playing against a london wdym
its +2.5 why would u play it
yeah pretty much
Thank you master but I need atleast 80 accuracy
Dude how will that i anticipate that ball will line away from the line when i cant see the line
I mean for me I don't? I'm just different to respect openings
wayward queen is not bad. i often beat 2100+ with it
probably better than englund lol
wdym
No need to target your accuracy just keep practicing about middle game and endgame
Also i dug today to pass a ball and this girl just slowed the ball in front of me and it landed on my face
u play until u become better ull start to hate things
guys if I just stop blundering, is it enough to get me to 1500?
not making any mistake will make u a gm
need more communication
And then started scolding me
@grim edge
mistakes are a little more elusive. I dont know when I've made one actually lol
It will make you stockfish
Alright master I'll play after 3 hours now prob cya
i blundered a rook today for nothing, nearly jumped out a window for my stupidity
She started scolding me why am i trash

whereas blunders are very obvious, from pawns to everything else
And damn that hurted in soul
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78666027430
My first bad game without a blunder
































































1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Qe7 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Qxf7+ Qxf7 5. Bxf7+ Kxf7 6. Nf3 d6 7. Nc3 Ng4 8. d4 d5 9. dxe5 Bc5 10. exd5 Nxf2 11. Kf1 Nxh1 12. e6+ Ke8 13. Ne4 Bb4 14. Nd6+ cxd6 15. c3 Ba5 16. Nd4 Rf8+ 17. Kg1 Bb6 18. Kxh1 Rf1#
i was down 4 points and my opponent threw a queen at me
Uhmm I guess i'll try? Once my coach said "Don't hate any openings, because these openings were more precious than you thought" Because openings are important for chess players to win the game
for free 
Check out this #chess game: Kunwarrr vs meltoidetesaffaire - https://www.chess.com/live/game/78663156709
we take those
why do u have a coach at 1k
Take a break by playing a game first. Try practice some game
Just screaming i take the first ball bitch stfu
Was this game a bit good ?
do you want to coach me? 
Uhh my coach is 2000 elo player though
I was up a queen but I nearly flagged after blundering a rook and a knight
@pine bison
im very bad
2k otb or online?
ONLINE since i met him and he coaches me for free
nvm at 2k, otb or online doesnt make a difference
you use ugly ass pieces btw, change that
2k is 2k at that level
it looks so nice
yeah
those queens look ugly
Where is my 400 elo below homies
it isnt 2k online is very far behind compared to 2k fide
like 100 points only
it isnt
2k otb and 2k online are very diff
a 2k online is dogshit
2k fide is way better than 2k online
pump that number up with a gotham chess video real quick please
2k online is completely shit
there was this table afaik that compared uscf and fide ratings with chess.com ratings
its not comparable
I calculated a smash that will land directly on the line if i didnt pass, so i decided to pass it and people started say that i did a mistake and it out of boundaries
2k online is ass but 2k fide is decent
my reaction
this is my reference
If you have any doubts whether it will be out nor not take it, only leave if ur 100% sure
id bet ur nowhere near 2k to say such a dumb thing
whats the fide equivalent of 2k online?
i took 3 out of boundaries balls
You cannot convert ratings with two different playing pools
tbh I think the rating disparity is just getting used to the board
I use FIDE Chess. com and Lichess
you cant compare classical chess with rapid chess.
idk it's not comparable
okay actually point taken. Thats very true
you should see 2k onlines and you'd see what I mean
bro you are sending this for the second time. are you hungry or sum?
tell us
also the reason why I believe the elo table I gave out is because theres this youtuber kamryn who said that when she was 1300, she did her fide and she was rated 900+. Which is similar to what was said in the table
u cant be rated at 900 though
fide tournament or something
fide starts at 1100, no? xDD
FIDE starts at 1000
Im getting hungry because of MNM Casein Nitrate guy

1001
do you know where i can find national ratings starts?
1k, anything under is unrated
it depends on country
it depends on your nationality
tbh I thought fide started at 0 lmao
probably ur country's website
hmm lemme check
no, there is no under 1000. you don't go lower but you dont become unrated
In the national federation's rating regulations.
Normally at zero or 100 if the national federation has any sense.
Plenty of 600s here in Germany.
australia is full of people who know how to play chess but never play it
everyone here has 1000 FIDE?
our elo starts at 1100
if you aren't 1k, you don't have a rating, meaning..
yeah I think sub 1k is with your federation, but fide doesn't go under 1k? I think
nope, below 1000 FIDE (as well as if you never played a FIDE game, or don't even have a FIDE ID) you count as unrated
im 1100 fide 😎
skeel issu
I would suspect most (90%+) users here don't even have a FIDE ID
niceee
what's your online rating?
I saw birb fight
they are 2200 💀
im 1337 fide:( but i beat a 1600 with black pieces, just got beaten by 1300s. but im still new to classical chess
2200 
daaamn nice
i think minimum national elo is 400 for my country
cant stop me from smurfing whats fide gonna do make me unrated

He's 2300 blitz and 2200 rapid
he didn't say 100% he said 90%
yeah fr smurfing
i would bet 98% lol
smurfing irl
tho honestly i wanna just be unrated again so i can place at 1500 or smth
I mean you can just keep playing tournaments right
yeah but i frequent unrateds
you wanna win u2000 tourneys huh?
smurfing
i won u1200 prize in a tournament last year 
what would my fide be?
HAHAH ggwp
assuming that i play 5 tournaments
dont hate the player, hate the game
u better play wayward in the rated tourneys
Play some tournaments and find out.
wayward queen in classical
probably around the 1600-1800 range, depending on country ofc
Not as crazy as it sounds.
very hard to estimate from only online
balls 123
whats tournament time controls? 90 mins each right?
90 minutes with 30 seconds increment, sometimes with 30 extra minutes after 40 moves made
HOLA
I know, I play wayward queen online, but Italian or Ruy Lopez are much better options for a win in classical
bonjour
damn thats tough
when people post to ask expert i dont really understand why so many people dont read FAQ section first
assalamalaikum
I lose concentration after like 2 games in rapid
hello
Australia has a lot of overrated 50+ year olds but a lot of young chess talents who are unrated or have extremely low rating because of the lack of tournaments here
how often do u use tiktok?
not much
australian youngsters are usually underrated yeah
the highest rated u18 player is in my state fr
.... ..
I dont lose it when studying though. I think chess is just mentally draining
Isn't it Rebo Fu?
idk about you guys but I feel exhausted after rapid.
yeah
pain did u see the ss i sent in cr thread btw
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He's an FM, right?
im figuring out if i should get a national ID or FIDE ID first
i think so, he’s 2200

also can you guys just stroll in and do a tournament? Like just sign up, no coach no club or anything
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I want to play a game against Rebo and see how I fare
What is stalemate
Pain should i climb down

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yeah
why roblox why
dang. but no norms and titles right? only standard time controls
How to play the piano (voice reveal)
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Why
@grim edge seriously
La Lamborghini la lamboo
?
?
i would like to compete in a chess tournament but i’m more focused on volleyball
Can I please not get banned I'm dru k
brother did you really think it was a good idea to post that
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I'm jigj
fine but stop posting that shit
I'm sorry
all good
file too large
i was drunk today but not anymore 👀
tf wrong with yall
PAIN IM 3 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE
doing shots in vc ofc
i want to improve
IM IN THE OFFICE ANYWAYS
real asf

people cant behave
fast improvement
I am behind you.
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Yes
no he posted smth else
no, i saw the same pic here
the one that got removed was something else
he posted smth about cockroaches
The woods are scary you might be behind me lmao I'm stuck on the woods with 1 procent 💀
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@grim edge are you drunk
No but I'm high
whiskey shots are a w fr
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try brandy
english chat
try winning a 6 hour long chess game if you really want to get high
whiskey on top
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Yo he said his letter keys are broken
i know
He talking morse code
thats a lie

decode this bro
"help please":💩
|| how||

Learn morse code bozo
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I'm a father boys
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What
Twinsies by blood fr

Fr what is that
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Whoa whoa whoa
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become a furry
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complete the word 4 times : _igger. Options:a, b, c, d, e, f, h, w, L, s, t, n. (not the alphabet)
bigger
Finally made it to the 1200 club
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I've always enjoyed the Hoosiers' take on this zany Chris Yacich-Lorraine Milne number but found this Brit version with vocalist George Elrick (who also does some spot-on mimicry of Jimmy Durante here) very worthy of an ear-bend:
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Standing by the fruit store on the corner,
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There are more actually 😋
Like tigger
new tiger species thing
Hello
Ayo london system is out of conversation lol looks like no one hates it
Find more words
We all know the one that everyone is thinking of
Can't say it or else i'll get cancelled
HI EVERYONE
its time :c
HI
for a diff name
What?
GIVE ME ANY NAME
You won't get canceled for saying that💀
i like ur dp
So close to 1200 i can smell it
Why would someone get canceled for saying that💀
they left
What youtube channel name should i have :c
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Hi
message below will be my nickname for the day
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for Ziq14
I'm a cat
That's gay lol
time started
earth is dinosaur chicken nugget shape
someone react for these
grrgrgwadbqnqwgaws
w
It is gay. You're just nuking my chest xd
please do the vote above
3 mins remaining
Anybody down to play blitz or rapid against a 2300😏?
Like you hoping my big ol' muscle
bro
Lmao what's this edited
what the fu-
Anybody down to play blitz or rapid against a 2300😏?
Bro is thirsty about my muscle 💀
LETS GO ziq14 WINNING
Fr fr typo is always tilted you in chess
Ayo
1 minute remains
You're lucky I didn't get to type oily_furry In time 😔
keeps reacting if you want
Ight done
for all my social media usernames
LMAO BRO GOT PICKED
4 black men going to the elevator
BRO GOT PICKED XD
Wtf
Wdym got picked
just vote on it
he got 'em thigh highs
This server needs therapy
Fr bruh
they comfy tho ngl
TIME UP
Na
He's approving he's furry wearing socks reaching thighs
AND ZIQ14 WINS
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II don't get it why Ziq14 win?
Bro what the
Nahh this just joined
They need to find Buddha
because i hate other peoples opinions
becuz of votes
Bro this is old I've seen this like 3 years ago
the Buddha
who wants to play rapid?
9 💀
wats ur elo?
Na 60mims+20 increment is real chess
birthday in 4
someome remind me how i can turn these announcement pings off please
I'm proud I don't look like this
Guys I have a confession. I only play on lichess and OTB. I don't belong ):
wtf is that
Yes
(fakes anger)
if you're 9 and claim to be in LGBTQ you need a therapist
68 of them
plus one
That feels like a racist comment
ok
follow up, please someone help me 🥲
there 2 ziqs
You cant
Bruh why lichess>:(
i know there’s some kinda command
Lichess sux it only gibs fre elo>:( y u no hard work elo>:(
Filthy communist.
It's just better bro i gotta be real with ya
I am poor and I can't afford subscription so I play puzzles on lichess
F
Fair point lol
no it doesnt, it also has free game review. Lichess is better.
You very much do not, if you wanna be here play on chess.com it isn't hard
Not really
Only thing better about CC is the game review
and free puzzles
@ornate ivy I am going against Anitta, suggest the goofiest opening you know
@potent parrot Make me
Yasser's commentary could put me to sleep while skydiving
Hmm
bongcloud
Well... bongcloud
Overrated tbh
fair point but use chessis download it and copy the PNG or FEN
Free game rewiiew and puzzles 😏 lichess is a good chess site. Chess.com is a flex chess website
gotta be the Cow
Hi
I can't think of anything goofier
blow up the chessboard best opening ever ngl
huh?
Icbm
run over the chessboard with a tank
actually, the King's Head or Damiano defense
2.f3 or 2.f6
Nah don’t play bongcloud
moves?
This server doesn’t discriminate against the broke
bong cloud all day
Play the Norwegian
Punch your opponent
one more name
goffam
ello
How r u guys
I'm not broke because I like lichess more lol. I have premium on my CC too and I'm at work as we speak
doing that if i fail to get a King's Gambit Double Muzio Gambit
anna crammling
yeah i kinda like the sounds on lichess more
Also I got two more FMs to join
They will join later
Premoves and interface for me feels smoother on lichess
good wbu?
for premove i agree, i like interface of chess.com better tho.
Me when opponent premoves entire game against me 💀 💀 💀 😔 😔 😔 🥶 🥶 🥶
Im gooooooodddddddd
Cc has 100 more players tho..
Also I respect how lichess is community run and only operates off of donations. Unlike big corporation CC selling memberships and Running adds. Feels like a Walmart.
💀
im still proud about the fact i managed to make this into a sticker in this server despite not sending it in #old-emote-suggestions
Guys i have krazy confession 😔 I'm gay jk lol i poop into your house door opening cuz i might you need to clean it better after i need to poop again
nice
react
for frog
react
for froggo
react
for blue frog
me when opponent premoves whole game 
London premover against the Englund 💀 🥶 🥶
I want to be a better person. I dont want to trade insults on discord.
Auto corector hates me I swear
Investing in chess.com will make it become better and better with time, while lichess will remain on the old fashion
Hello
Thats fine, you only play however many the other team has
help pls
gotta premove 2. dxe5
Hello
How are you?
So if we had 5 players agaisnt 100 it would only be 5v5
bongcloud is a troll opening
Who are you?
yeah, lichess is like an android while chess.com is the iphone.
Some people prefer it, but most just want to spend less money.
anyone wanna play?
Now black has to play king to e7
Rate my chess setup
w englund
Well you are starting to see projects like aimchess that are vastly improving chess
people will spend 2 minutes on 1 move then make the only bad move
Windows eleban?????????????
yeah it's suks update:(
@grim edge pls do join us
They can
We need you
But can you rate my chess setup?
PIRC
PIRC
I'm honestly surprised CC hasn't attempted to buy lichess
I'll only get windows 11 when windows 10 expires
No lol I delivered my gaming laptop soon
i aspire to be as good at trolling as this man lmao
@grim edge Common business practice to monopolize the industry. Happens all the time
It would make more sense to actually join from moon side cus otherwise they'll get to play nobody
buying a charity is a goonly bingee boo bozo business decision
no exceptions for other operating systems
Yae:D but not yae i might get fooled lol
I mean that's true
It's called monopolizing. Larger companies often times purchase smaller ones for less competition
Don't be so naive. All companies goals are to make money
but lichess isn't in competition
the devs could just build lichess2 and call it something else
I heard about non profit companies
lol bro is on a mission to expose chess.com
Na I I use CC all the time it's great. I just want people to realize what a business is lol
twitter 2.0 fr
you say this like this is secret knowledge
Nothing is free after all, you either pay with your money or soul or both.
we all know tht ;/
Bongcloud is best chess opening
People who wake up every single day at the morning for daily rewards are the people i feel bad for
too great
the kings pawn opening is the best opening
king gambit?
I used to do that on some mobile games until I realized I was literally an idiot
yes
@spring dune you tried queens pawn ?
honestly games that are only designed to push your buttons to keep squeezing cash out of you are worthless
yes i did
where does the fun come in
That's exception, also you shouldnt really wait for it daily. Just use free alternatives
what made you quit it?
idk i just cant win with tht.
why wld u hide ur profile tho
Yeah but games that are designed to squeeze your soul are worse.. The games that make you play for hours everyday and wake up the next day to repeat the process.. like an addiction
thts called grind
And dev do it on purpose based on psychology
World of Warcraft?
Games like that yeah
Useless grind
thts why minecraft best
bruh I went back to checkmate or die
please live inside our worse reality 
when u want the connected perms but dont want to connect
TEST
awawawaw
Chat dead
How is this not the record (yes this game is very old)
What is this thing?
Last year halloween app checkmate or die
The record is 0.07 seconds for level 1 and im trying to break it
guys, who wanna play?
Oh ok
Good luck
True
hi
lost a 120+ day daily puzzle streak jajaja
Anybody down to play blitz or rapid against a 2300😏?
link your account first
Dont know how
/connect
then idk how you got to 2300
Check dms
Think i may have encountered my first cheater, but they blundered pieces early so it only let them hold on rather than win
When your opponent doesn't appears in Laziest person competition:
I have pgn
Can someone evaluate the position?
They almost auto resigned and then started making much smarter moves very quick. Meanwhile they made super novice opening moves blundering their queen and dark square bishop
@karmic vault chess and discord account made one week ago 
Yea sometimes it calls moves mistakes and it just doesn’t make sense to me
And the move they suggest just doesnt seem better at all
and i sacrifaced my bishop for the fork and chess.com said it was a miss
It would make sense when u get better ig
can someone game review a match for me and send me a recording of the game review? (if u have premium)
SO CLOSE
Yo
Clown Master, Not a Master
what even is a CM tbh
Whus good
Pog i just achieved my goal
Yea probably, but i think it also is that its not great with novice players as the moves are assuming the other player doesn’t make dumb moves
Which was
Like if i can tell they trade even when its not in their favor certain moves that come up as mistakes are actually the better moves in practice
anyone want to play chess and vc?
700 on blitz
Nice bro
What's ur elo
Nice
5001
Tbh its because for some reason i keep getting pretty bad opponents which is weird
Usually i get really good opponents
nah bro you just better 👑
Hmm, maybe
Under 1000 elo think is just like that
is there anyone here that was in top 3 in last prized friday?
Lots of novice people who just started but have the 400-500 elo score default
hello
And just haven’t played enough for it to drop
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did you already got your premium?
yeah i won the one before too
did you really have to post that ss in the daily match comments?
Win again and gift me premium 😿
Ngl i really want the membership just for the analysis
anyone here want to play/vc?
Same and the lessons
Its a shame the best tools for beginners to get better are locked behind it
I forgot to do my lessons 
when did you get it after you won the first one that you won?
Then use chessly???
Chessly created by gotham chess it can teaches you more game plan and etc.
Isnt chessly like, paying too?
fair play checks take a few days, a week max
Oh is levy the owner of chessly?
third game i lost today because of a missclick :(
oh okay
Yes
Cool didnt know that
I am really good at sacrificing tbh
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Especially at sacrificing THE GAME
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It is but they are free to use if you want to buy his course if you don't want to buy his course just simply press play to
You good?
It's 80 US dollars if you don't want to pay with that? Just start with sample
It'll give you free lesson and more understanding then chess.com lesson
You may be good at chess, but are you this good
costs 80 dollars too much
Take a break
Imma count how much 80 USD is in my currency
yes
Dw I will
I'm gonna gain it all back anyways tomorrow lol
Yeah, no, 80 USD is a lot
But you can start with sample it's free though
ofc
I dont think i even have thta much money
Press "start sample" so it will never cost money
It's free course all of his course are free
Oh
But if you wanna buy his course for offline only
Good to know
But online course is for free but offline course is for buying his course
What if i buy chess
Chess board? That'll be cool for you
No, chess
I own chess
Oh
.- .
I actually own the rights to chess
No you can't buy chess lol until the owner of the chess game cost alot of millions of cash
And even then i will still lose to martin
Hello door dude
Yes hello
💀 that's kinda sad ngl
doorman wanna 1v1
Rapid
I really hate playing rapid
Learn how to focus on time management bro
How are ur doors doing
Im gonna get killed but ok
I know it gives me more time to think so i will be able to think of good moves, but my enemy also becomes smart
Rapid so you can think more and improve your strategy
I prefer blitz because its easier
wdym ur higher rated
Gimme a quick minute though i just woke up
That means nothing 
Long term you will improve more
Alot of people hating on rapid. But their actually stupid Because rapid can also mastering your calculation too and making your greatest plan or strategy but using your own calculation is making you smart
That is true
ok
Im too stoopid to fight smort people
My chess recently I’ve been playing like a 800
I had a game where i played like a 1450
I only play rapid
Just keep learning bro
Most sane chess player
Daily would drive me insane
i think i broke my mouse..
broo nahhhh most sane chess player 💀
Its already annoying when people let their clock run super long
Just play 15/10 minutes rapid so if you move your pieces you get one extra 10 sec
I like normal rapid
10 minutes good for you
I should try blitz, haven’t even tried one game of it
Dude trust me if you need a coach i'll coach you
ngl this is my first time coaching as a 1000 elo player lol
Bro just stick with rapid you'll gain more elo like me look
loser role
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Bullet: 481 (607 peak)
@old thistle i have studied the caro kann with my soul come here and fight me nub
bro just switched to team ding instead of nepo 💀
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Ngl i was on team ding most of the time but i saw ian winning and immediatelly changed
Fantasy?
Boring
Fantasy caro kann is easy to avoid levy said it to me
I hate bullet lol
💀 tal
On chessly xd
You can't play Tal against me because I don't play Bf5
Dont we all 
My rapid is bad but my bullet is even worse
What exactly is bullet again?
probably a man city fan
I only play c5
insane bullet game https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78673846759?tab=review
































































1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. c4 e6 5. Nc3 Nf6 6. Nf3 dxc4 7. Bxc4 Nc6 8. O-O Bd6 9. Be3 O-O 10. Qc2 Qe7 11. Rfd1 e5 12. dxe5 Nxe5 13. Nxe5 Bxe5 14. Bd4 Bxd4 15. Rxd4 Rd8 16. Rad1 Rxd4 17. Rxd4 Qe1+ 18. Bf1 Be6 19. Qd2 Qxd2 20. Rxd2 Re8 21. Bb5 Rc8 22. g3 Bh3 23. f4 Ng4 24. Bd7 Rd8 25. Ne4 Nf6 26. Bxh3 Rxd2 27. Nxd2 g6 28. Nc4 Kf8 29. Kf2 Ke7 30. Ke3 Nd5+ 31. Kd4 Nf6 32. Kc5 Ne4+ 33. Kd4 Nd6 34. Bg2 Nb5+ 35. Kc5 Nc7 36. Bxb7 Kd7 37. Bd5 Nxd5 38. Na5 Ke7 39. Kxd5
city fans are all bandwagon shits
dw
What is city fans
send link nub
Bro is scared of fantasy just like gotham chess hates scaredy people who fight against fantasy vs caro kann literal gotham beat fantasy with his old repertoire book
One game only
Welll, imma go, cya!
ok u will be black
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Discord chess code "seaw" elo 300 only
@old thistle do you remember me
Last i time I’ve played bullet chess it was a against a 2200 rapid cheater. I 4-0ed them 
each player gets a minute I think
dont get how it differs from blitz, is blitz just a bit more time?
@old thistle get good
Stockfish 15.1 : 🗿 Sheesh since when? 🍷
i feel like im so good at clash royale cant wait to get destroyed
Clash of clan better 🗿
Really hope ai tech can eventually make it so catching cheaters is like 99.9% accurate
goofy ah
Jk
nah trash
That's bullets 💀 I thought it was blitz or rapid
Bro just lost on rapid by cheating lmao







