💬〡general-off-topic

[rancid pawn]

2912 90119314829!!!!

[ivory wing]

It was Hans Neimann

[low sable]

i assume im the wrong person

[potent merlin]

929blitz1304rapid

[cosmic lily]

And my neighbor would have 9372972827287273 and my mom would have 6267353837 and my dad would oh I. Think I get it now

[pine bison]

GG

[kind sparrow]

i hate u

[ivory wing]

well thats who it was (allegedly)

[pine bison]

tf

[grim edge]

[kind sparrow]

cringe

[cosmic lily]

god

[merry hamlet]

Victory

[kind sparrow]

?

[low sable]

big dick chess move

[rancid pawn]

Defeat

[grim edge]

dw this man looks like he can make a come back

[tender creek]

Women

[pine bison]

idk zax

[low sable]

aw 😦

[grim edge]

PAIN BELIEVE

[low sable]

you might as well say playing chess and hoping you win is luck

[cosmic lily]

500s when moving their queen be like

[grim edge]

Danny resigned

[rotund field]

:(

Theres settings for that

[grim edge]

Bros tomorrow is school fam

[kind sparrow]

:(

[sacred steeple]

only on pc

[sharp sparrow]

danny resigned this is so gaming

[kind sparrow]

on both.

[grim edge]

Demon time

[rotund field]

And mobile

[old thistle]

I should start watching

[sacred steeple]

wasnt on mobile

[grim edge]

Fr aint stopin chess till i be lookin like that

[kind sparrow]

always has been 🥱

[grim edge]

AND WHAT HAPPEND?

[rotund field]

Wait what exactly are we talking about

[kind sparrow]

balls or smth idk

[old thistle]

DRAW

Jordan

[cosmic lily]

Art

[rotund field]

no oil?

[kind sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[grim edge]

[sacred steeple]

auto-emoji has not always been on mobile what

[rotund field]

U can turn it off

[kind sparrow]

yes

[cosmic lily]

He got them fake jordans

[grim edge]

AY AY YOU WILL BEAT HIM

[low sable]

dude what im trying to say is that hoping your opponet doesnt play the best moves is the every single stage of the game

[sacred steeple]

not always

[kind sparrow]

proof?

[sacred steeple]

I cant time travel

😞

[kind sparrow]

changelogs exist go find it smh

[grim edge]

Haha will he is a GM good experience tho

[old thistle]

Jorden did it!

[pine bison]

LETSGOOOOO JORDEN

[merry gate]

i am bored teach me chess

[grim edge]

WHAT DID I SAY

[pine bison]

LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cosmic lily]

He got them Real Jordans?

[grim edge]

WHAT DID I SAY PAIN HUH

[pine bison]

he got lucky

[old thistle]

My bad

[grim edge]

[kind sparrow]

what i if told you
you are correct

[sacred steeple]

just to prove that setting was once not there hmmmmm🤔

[kind sparrow]

yea no one believes u if u dont prove it

[sacred steeple]

I believe me

[kind sparrow]

i wouldnt believe u

[sacred steeple]

alr one sec

[grim edge]

LMAOOOO

[kind sparrow]

yay go have fun

[merry gate]

is any body down for teaching me an opening with white

[grim edge]

Im now 1807

[cosmic lily]

I am rated negative 600😏

[sacred steeple]

@livid cobalt @kind sparrow not on mobile

[kind sparrow]

proof

[opaque arrow]

I am the one who knocks

[sacred steeple]

THE 3 SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED

[kind sparrow]

that isnt proof

[cosmic lily]

knocks

[sacred steeple]

I’m leaving

[opaque arrow]

KNACKS

[kind sparrow]

yay my plan workedd

[opaque arrow]

I AYYYMMMM THA WON WHOO KNACKXS

[cosmic lily]

Ok if you stay at knocking I will begin cooking

[opaque arrow]

What we cooking

[cosmic lily]

math

[latent pebble]

discord reduces my potential

[opaque arrow]

Quadratic equations?

[kind sparrow]

u should get off them

[cosmic lily]

no

[latent pebble]

That's the plan

[kind sparrow]

oopssssssssss

[cosmic lily]

We have to make a blue substance

[opaque arrow]

I actually fear for my nations math people were complaining about a simple quadratic equation

[kind sparrow]

can u hlep me im having problem with quadratic equation

[cosmic lily]

We need to make methe

[gilded raft]

new mod ?

[opaque arrow]

Im 18 and 16 year olds are insanely dumb

[cosmic lily]

We get sugar and we add blue Food colorant to it

[opaque arrow]

Nu uh, make copper sulphate crystals theyre blue

[gilded raft]

910

[sacred steeple]

goofy cat face reveal

[opaque arrow]

Plus use any excess copper sulphate solution and if you take one drop youll have explosive diarrhea and vomiting - I genuinely contemplated using it on an english student with an insanely annoying accent

[cosmic lily]

That's not the face reveal

[cosmic lily]

This is the face reveal

[quiet sparrow]

I reached 1000 in rapid today

[pale arrow]

guys

[quiet sparrow]

Then lost 7 games in a Row and went back to 950

[opaque arrow]

Its part of the grind BABYGYY

[quiet sparrow]

19

[pale arrow]

is it good that i went from 300 elo to 785 in around a month and a half

[cosmic lily]

my honest reaction to that sequence of informations

[pine bison]

jorden so nice

[pale arrow]

i also stopped playing chess for like 2 weeks in that time period btw

[opaque arrow]

[sacred steeple]

joe

[hard flare]

Will my rating be refunded if I was playing against a cheater ??

[gilded raft]

WHAT is pride pawn seem sus

[opaque arrow]

Joe what

[sacred steeple]

biden

[opaque arrow]

Can be

[cosmic lily]

I want to see a cat that is more beautiful than me(nobody)

[opaque arrow]

Mama?

[hard flare]

How do I do that

[sacred steeple]

ccbs9893248489#&%(@^!%&#r$(hfc

[cosmic lily]

Joe ma

[cosmic lily]

Joe mam

[gilded raft]

how to get pride pawn and why is it multicolor ?

[hard flare]

How do I complain

[sacred steeple]

19.0

[opaque arrow]

Joe biden: “im delivering for all these americans, i care about union workers”
Also joe biden to a union worker on strike: “YOURE SO FULL OF SHIT TOUGH GUY”

[cosmic lily]

fake jordans

[opaque arrow]

Report them

And then click “chess lessons”

[cosmic lily]

What is the square root of negative 1

[hard flare]

I was playing against a guy 2 days ago he was 800 now he is 1100 while playing with me he blundered his queen on love two and played a perfect game after

[gilded raft]

IMduck is better

[hard flare]

Did that

[sacred steeple]

i1

[hasty stirrup]

whats the integration of e raised to -x square from 0 to infinity

[sacred steeple]

this integral does not have a simple closed-form solution and requires numerical methods for an accurate approximation.

[cosmic lily]

Start using real numbers

[pine bison]

https://vxtwitter.com/GMHikaru/status/1661082463135776768?s=20

[cosmic lily]

me is not girlfriend

[sacred steeple]

chatgpts not very good at math beyond plus and minus'

[hasty stirrup]

close

[cosmic lily]

?

[primal shore]

Im up 30 elo today hehe

[hasty stirrup]

nah its root pie

[cosmic lily]

What is the square root of (0.25 at the power negative 1)

[hasty stirrup]

close 😉

[primal shore]

Ew why maths

[sacred steeple]

sometimes ill go into gothamchess chat and say "father"

[hasty stirrup]

69.6969696969696969

correct

[primal shore]

You'd all pass out if I showed you my maths homework 💀

[hasty stirrup]

btw i just got rated as 2400 in accuracy XD

[opaque arrow]

We do not care

[cosmic lily]

Nah mine are worse

[primal shore]

Okie I'll show you some old engening hw

I had to memorise these formulas, then correct wrong ones mixed in with right ones, then use the formulas in equations

[sacred steeple]

@grim edge

[primal shore]

Damn beamy bois

[tacit phoenix]

chess

[hard flare]

Ayeee i got my rating backkk

[cosmic lily]

It conveniently says l
Lei at the bottom

[terse salmon]

Heys

[primal shore]

No math is "hard" just the more difficult it is the longer it takes to do

[cosmic lily]

I dont understand one singlel thing in the photo

[primal shore]

Well duh

Once you know how to it's easy

Like all maths

[tropic tartan]

Is chess.com blitz equal to Fide rating

[normal hatch]

[cosmic lily]

Rn I'm learning sin cos tan and cotan

[sacred steeple]

same goofy cat

[primal shore]

Bro in theoretical physics we get so stubborn we make up new laws of the universe

[sacred steeple]

you so goofy

[primal shore]

/srs

[cosmic lily]

🐱

[grim edge]

Damn bruh

[hasty stirrup]

im giving jee adv in 10 days

[remote trail]

Hello

[primal shore]

Hallo

[cosmic lily]

What is sin of an angle of 60 degrees

[hasty stirrup]

i just got expected rating of 2400 and i feel like a gm XDXDXDXD

[sacred steeple]

at least 10

[hasty stirrup]

bro thats so freaking hard i doubt anyone can do it

[tropic tartan]

Chess.com blitz equal to fide rating. My fide rating is 1300 hence.

[primal shore]

-insert 6 move game-

[normal hatch]

Its not

[hasty stirrup]

nah its possible from 0 to 1 only

[viral epoch]

I love Venti

[hasty stirrup]

lemme send the game

[primal shore]

I'm a 1430 rapid cc and 1380 FIDE....I'm 800 blitz cc

[normal hatch]

Youd be like 900-1000 fide

[hasty stirrup]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78609811283?tab=review

[worn ice]

omamarpwwed (1835) vs. SinisterLupus (1885)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Nxc6 bxc6 6. Bc4 Nf6 7. Nc3 Bb4 8. Bg5 h6 9. Bxf6 Qxf6 10. a3 Bxc3+ 11. bxc3 Rb8 12. Bb3 Bb7 13. Qd3 O-O 14. O-O d5 15. f3 Qg6 16. Rae1 Rfe8 17. f4 exf4 18. Rxf4 Re5 19. Ref1 Rbe8 20. Rxf7 Qxf7 21. Rxf7 Kxf7 22. exd5 cxd5 23. Qf3+ Kg8 24. c4 Rf8 25. Qd1 Ba6 26. h3 dxc4 27. Ba2 Ref5 28. Qd6 Rf1+ 29. Kh2 Bb7 30. Bxc4+ Kh8 31. Bxf1 Rxf1 32. Qb8+ 

[viral epoch]

Whose reaction was that

[primal shore]

@viral epoch ily

[viral epoch]

I have the eyes of a hawk

[grim edge]

anyone want a game? Any rating, I’m 1000 chesscom

[quiet sparrow]

Hey mitzu

[cosmic lily]

what is cos of an angle of 45 degrees

[viral epoch]

@primal shore Bah bah Ily2

[primal shore]

Lowest FIDE rating is 1000

[sacred steeple]

HOW YOU LOST TO INCHO

[viral epoch]

Athenaaaaaaaa

[hasty stirrup]

1/root2

[viral epoch]

Haiia

[primal shore]

It was bullet, and it was 03:00

[quiet sparrow]

Hru?

[sacred steeple]

oh

[normal hatch]

Right, I forgot

[tropic tartan]

I'm rated the same in rapid. Hence my rating in fide is 1380

[viral epoch]

So-so, hbu

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> om amar (omamarpwwed)

This is the Chess.com profile of omamarpwwed. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: om amar (omamarpwwed)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1835 (1941 peak)
Blitz: 1593 (1645 peak)
Bullet: 1459 (1632 peak)

[primal shore]

You forgor

[viral epoch]

You all forgot

[jolly dune]

Sure

[restive storm]

You're bad

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-i-forgot-i-forgor-gif-22449575

[primal shore]

You've like beat me in a rapid game once

[viral epoch]

[sacred steeple]

usually chess.com is around 200 higher than FIDE sooooo nope

[primal shore]

Wrong smh

[grim edge]

my user is ConorRX

[restive storm]

Wait I just remembered imduck blocked me lol

[viral epoch]

Can I fite either of you @grim edge @primal shore

[primal shore]

There's people better then Ian Nepomniachtchi on cc but they don't have higher FIDE

[primal shore]

Tryna get knocked out? 💀

[viral epoch]

Fight

I mean chessssss

[primal shore]

oh

No I'm all chessed out

[sacred steeple]

alright

:(

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/shawarma-roll-gif-23711954

[old thistle]

I just threw this game

I drew it

[viral epoch]

Kinky kiniy

[old thistle]

Enjoy your meal

[viral epoch]

Kinky

[cosmic lily]

My math teacher lied to me 😭

[primal shore]

I was in a eqaul position and there was a pond attacking my Bishop, defended by a pond, and I had a pond that was attacking it, instead of winning a pond by taking with the pond I took with the Bishop by accident

[viral epoch]

Fight me in rapid

[sacred steeple]

wait I have a question

[viral epoch]

[primal shore]

Nom free pond

[viral epoch]

Oh

[primal shore]

But instead luky lost a peice

[sacred steeple]

whatd you put as the reason for requesting the username "furry"

[old thistle]

I won the pawn but opponent had a stalemate trick which I didn't see. So I didn't take and drew either way

[grim edge]

https://garticphone.com/it/?c=23017ddb0a u wanna play gartic?

[primal shore]

Hate when that happens

[viral epoch]

Can we fite in rapid

Pleaseee

[primal shore]

Nooo

[sacred steeple]

LOL

[viral epoch]

Why noooo

[old thistle]

Ouch

[primal shore]

I tired chess brain out already today

I gained 30 elo muhuhahaha

[cosmic lily]

is this correct?

[primal shore]

Ponds yes,

[viral epoch]

You don't know how cute is my classmate

[primal shore]

A pond is a pawn with no neighbours by definition, but I just call all pawns ponds

[viral epoch]

(Quote btw)

[young wedge]

rook: am i joke to you?

[swift panther]

I’m

[old thistle]

I was black but still

[primal shore]

Ooo you guys wanna see my brilliant sac for a suuuuper strong attack

[old thistle]

Sure

[turbid bough]

Yes my g, now tell me 2tan(30) × 3sin(45)

[primal shore]

I got it earlier and was so happi

[tepid panther]

I am ready to go home and drink

[viral epoch]

Please

[rotund field]

Meow

[viral epoch]

Rapid fight?

[cosmic lily]

do you like the white ones more or the black ones more?? 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 (chess pieces not humans)

[viral epoch]

Zelly can we 1v1 rapid

[sleek oriole]

here you go

[tepid panther]

Pass, got a 6 pack waiting for me

[viral epoch]

Hax

[rotund field]

Uhhh sure why not

[grim edge]

6 pack of deez nuts

[viral epoch]

Yay

[primal shore]

Not the best move but eh

[turbid bough]

Bro that's not the rule of the acute angle. You added extra

[restive storm]

How do I watch YouTube without eating

[viral epoch]

Luky and Duck are refraining

They scared

[primal shore]

It was capture of a Bishop also

[viral epoch]

Ew no get that away

[tepid panther]

Solid move

[viral epoch]

🇳🇴

[cosmic lily]

I might actually try to solve that 💀

[viral epoch]

This is the dream

[tepid panther]

Actually great idea. Gatorade + vodka is a pretty sick combo. Rum also works well with it, but rum works with anything

[grim edge]

bro's calculating next hikaru's game

[rotund field]

Meow

[turbid bough]

Yea it's simple if you remember the rule then you calculate it under a min

[gray shadow]

Is it just me or is chess.com down

[viral epoch]

Meowoo can we fiteee

[primal shore]

🇬🇪sorey for bad England 🇬🇪🇬🇪

[rotund field]

10+0 is the only rapid ill play

[viral epoch]

Same

[tepid panther]

Why are the 12 year Olds tryna get me to drink water ☠️

[sleek oriole]

its Hungarian

[rotund field]

Okeee ill send link in dms :)

[primal shore]

Do drink some tho

[turbid bough]

Bottom g fr

[grim edge]

Gg bro

[viral epoch]

I mean, can't really blame them cuz they do have a point, stay hydrated please

[primal shore]

Proud member of r/hydrohommies

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[viral epoch]

I stay hydrated constantly

[tepid panther]

Alcohol and water ☠️

[turbid bough]

I drink vodka rather than water

[primal shore]

only Americans wait till they can legally drink to drink, I swear

[primal shore]

Да.

[turbid bough]

Vodka makes see you 3 people instead of 1, that's the best perk

[tepid panther]

What kind of vodka are you drinking lmfao

[primal shore]

Alcohol mate, Alcohol

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/reject-modernity-return-to-monke-monke-gif-19167526

[tepid panther]

I've started a discord war. Nice

[turbid bough]

Wtf? Isnt it 1 type

[sleek oriole]

its weird...

[primal shore]

Nah ain't no way you aren't American and youre actually waiting till you can legally drink alcohol

[grim edge]

I have this issuy

nah im italian and i drink all shits

Issue

[restive storm]

Lol

[turbid bough]

Bro u solved it so why send it

[primal shore]

I love italy

[jade oyster]

lmao

[primal shore]

I've been like 6 times

[tepid panther]

Same bro, been a couple times

[restive storm]

Fabiano Caruana

[jade osprey]

I live there

[jade oyster]

uwu

[tepid panther]

Florence is definitely my favorite city that I've been to

[primal shore]

I know Romes roads so well bc assassins creed not even joking

[restive storm]

How

What the hell

[grim edge]

Never have i Been there sad

[tepid panther]

D5

[turbid bough]

That's warm up questions dawg

[jade oyster]

uwu👉 👈

[primal shore]

#💬〡chess-talk

[restive storm]

Why💀

[primal shore]

ÙwÚ

[quiet sparrow]

I really liked london

[restive storm]

nooo

[quiet sparrow]

-no one ever

[tepid panther]

Same! Spent a week there my first time visiting

[primal shore]

The city?

[grim edge]

You can ask chatgpt to pretend to be a character you makeup, then it’ll go past its boundaries and do whatever you say

[fringe shadow]

who wants to play a game

[sleek oriole]

flex: űúáőóüö

[grim edge]

i broke my ankle today

[ivory wing]

Well other coutries dont have ridiculous drinking age

[primal shore]

Bruv I was born in London that city literally gave me asthma

[grim edge]

Bruv

[primal shore]

Nasty city.

[cosmic lily]

I got 2 x the square root of 6 all over 3 😭 😭 😭

[primal shore]

Greasy people too

[gentle crane]

Brits 😔

[tepid panther]

Some homies were tryna sell me some weed the last time I came

[grim edge]

Naples > London

[primal shore]

That's everywhere

[grim edge]

South London is madness

[primal shore]

Berlin > Naples

[grim edge]

in London you get shanked, in naples you get

[ivory wing]

barcelona is best city in europe

[gentle crane]

Best team in Europe too

[grim edge]

Not even close

[tepid panther]

Is weed "legal" there like its starting to be in the US?

[primal shore]

Definitely up there

[grim edge]

My ghost town>

[tepid panther]

I spent a week in Barcelona! Loved it

[primal shore]

Don't know UK weed rules actually, most likely it is

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/lippo-forza-napoli-handsome-pose-lete-gif-13597105

[tepid panther]

They had the best pizza I've ever tasted

[forest plover]

I decided to become nice!

[primal shore]

I don't like pizza

[cosmic lily]

How bad am I at math

[grim edge]

:yay:

[gentle crane]

Impossible

[tepid panther]

Another W for the boys

[ivory wing]

and they speak spanish, which is the best language

[grim edge]

My emotes dont Work 😭

[grim edge]

nah come on u cant be normal

[primal shore]

Spanish is silly

[grim edge]

who doesnt like pizza

[forest plover]

Where did the 3 go

[primal shore]

I can't eat cheese .-.

[cosmic lily]

What 3

[grim edge]

Luigi> Mario

[grim edge]

ok then

[tepid panther]

As a fellow beaner, I cut you 🔪

[cosmic lily]

It's still there

[forest plover]

Give me the equation @cosmic lily

I will solve it for you

[ivory wing]

bro are you mexican

[primal shore]

Fr luigi ain't tryna chase after a girl for summ he's just along for the ride

[tepid panther]

Venezuelan and Puerto Rican

[grim edge]

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[ivory wing]

cool man I am from mexico

[primal shore]

Puerto Rico needs independence

[cosmic lily]

Wait a lil i realised

[primal shore]

Or even statehood

[ivory wing]

But I live in US for 12 years now

[cosmic lily]

I forgor about the 3😭

[forest plover]

3 became 2 or something

[gentle crane]

Me habli Spanish

[turbid bough]

Ah it's just (2 × tan30°)× (3×sin45°) and just replace the tan and sin with their numbers

[grim edge]

@pine bison why did u block me😭

[forest plover]

Yea you did

[ivory wing]

en serio?

[serene goblet]

Bro my uncle keeps beating me down mercilessly

[bright loom]

[restive storm]

@grim edge why did you block me

[primal shore]

I met a cute Spaniard last Oktoberfest we made out hehe

[paper lintel]

mfw missed mate in 20

[gentle crane]

My uncle beats his son down mercilessly 😔

[serene goblet]

I’m talking about chess

[grim edge]

Imagine

[gentle crane]

Well I'm not

[serene goblet]

I’m 1500 losing to some old hag

[cosmic lily]

Did I get it right this time? (square root of 6)

[paper lintel]

hAHAHHAHA

[serene goblet]

Your school doesn’t allow calculators?

[gentle crane]

Your writing is disgusting

[cosmic lily]

Ik

[gentle crane]

Makes me wanna puke I can't read this

[serene goblet]

To be fair after I found tan I was able to plug it into a calculator

[gentle crane]

Just memorize the value of each of them then it's basic multiplication

[cosmic lily]

Me whne I realise I suck at math

[serene goblet]

Bro why are you adding all those extra steps 😭

[gentle crane]

It's okay you'll get better

[cosmic lily]

what was solution

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/__Bp2a09mF8AAAAM/cr1tikal-penguinz0.gif

[gentle crane]

I can't read the fkn question 💀

[paper lintel]

ive gotten over 10 brilliants total and im rated 600, but i see some 900s post their first brilliant and it makes me wonder, how didnt they see these moves on their way up to that elo

[bright loom]

nut

[cosmic lily]

2tan(30) x 3sin(45)

[ivory wing]

what chess.com considers a brilliant move is dependent on elo as a factor

[bright loom]

nut #2

[paper lintel]

nah my moves are genius

[grim edge]

100+ brilliants Gang rise 🗣️🥶🔥🔥

[paper lintel]

(the eval at the end guesses im 300)

[tepid panther]

Only 250 rapid brilliants 😦

[gentle crane]

Root of 6

[paper lintel]

5% of moves are blunders

[cosmic lily]

Yo I got same answer

[pine bison]

??

[tepid panther]

Yeah low elo me was a tragedy, but should be like 4.9% blunders now

[grim edge]

i cant send any dms to u 😢

[gentle crane]

See youre good at math

[cosmic lily]

Or maybe we both bad at math

[pine bison]

i didnt block you, idk what you're on about

[gentle crane]

I don't believe this to be the case

[tepid panther]

I'm on moons team...

[paper lintel]

can i buy diamond trial and then cancel it before it goes off

[cosmic lily]

Can you giev me another equation

[grim edge]

😢

[gentle crane]

I was gonna watch starwars

[pine bison]

thats your own discord settings, not mine

🧠

[cosmic lily]

you give it and leave

[gentle crane]

What grade level

[cosmic lily]

7

[grim edge]

try to send msg

Alex pinning probably 😂

Pinging

[grave wasp]

Did you block me? Ping x23

[errant basin]

What is that?

[pine bison]

no

[grave wasp]

Ok cool (ping x24)

[spice surge]

Imma send a non-chess related image but it's kinda urgent

[pine bison]

@grim edge why do you keep posting nonsense

[spice surge]

is this a hedgehog

[errant basin]

Ya

[paper lintel]

its pavement

[rotund field]

Nah thats a rook

[grim edge]

send dm bro...

[cosmic lily]

Propably

[gentle crane]

Do it without a calculator - (3tan(69) x 4cos(69) x 5sin(69)) / 2

[spice surge]

what have I done

[errant basin]

What?

[spice surge]

I kicked it thinking it was a ball or some shit

[errant basin]

Bro

[cosmic lily]

Me whne the and the when and when 🥶 🥶 🥶

[spice surge]

god what have I done

[errant basin]

Get it to an animal hospital of vet

Like now

[spice surge]

nah he'll be alr

[nocturne terrace]

fantastic

[spice surge]

if he's still there tomorrow then I killed it

[late bolt]

I played chess against Martin and he did a brilliant move💀

[errant basin]

Is he ok????

[gentle crane]

So beautiful so romantic

[nocturne terrace]

yumiko main

[grim edge]

Actually Goofy non Sense 💀

[nocturne terrace]

are you eu?

[gentle crane]

I miss being 11 and playing brawl tbh

[spice surge]

I kicked it like I was about to score an award winning goal

[rotund field]

Meow

[cosmic lily]

how to calculate sin if i don't know the segments💀

[spice surge]

I think I killed it but like

Schrodinger's porcupine

[merry hamlet]

I nearly drew a 1150 that played like a 1500 but they hung mate with R7e8

[gentle crane]

Use the value of sin and the angle is 69?

[spice surge]

I don't know if it's dead until I flip it over

[grim edge]

Moo aaaaaaaa Achooooo

[rotund field]

Meow

[nocturne terrace]

@grim edgeare you eu? we can 1v1 if u are

[errant basin]

No get it to a vet

[cosmic lily]

ik sin is equal to a segment over another segment

[gentle crane]

Haven't touched it in a while, I used to live on brawl when I was younger

[grave wasp]

Where did Pain go

[finite plume]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/78613372325 can some one game review this

[worn ice]

Has-73 (702) vs. Frickan0 (717)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. c3 d6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Nbd2 Nc6 5. e4 Bg4 6. h3 Bxf3 7. Qxf3 Be7 8. Bb5 a6 9. Bxc6+ bxc6 10. d5 cxd5 11. exd5 Qc8 12. O-O Rb8 13. Nc4 O-O 14. Na5 h6 15. g4 e4 16. Qd1 Re8 17. Nc6 Rb6 18. Nxe7+ Rxe7 19. Qd4 c5 20. dxc6 Qxc6 21. Be3 Rxb2 22. Qa7 Rxa7 23. Bxa7 e3 24. fxe3 Qg2# 

[spice surge]

Too late I'm back home now

[grave wasp]

I need to ping him a 25th time

[spice surge]

Plus what do I grab it with

[grave wasp]

Where is he

[cosmic lily]

One the 2 shorter segments over the longer one of the triangle

[spice surge]

Possibly in a way that doesn't give me rabies

[gentle crane]

Not doing anything like sohcahtoa or sine/cosine law, I just gave multiplication and division

[grim edge]

Probably watching the FNAF trailer

[errant basin]

Your hands there not actually sharp

[grave wasp]

Fridge 😭

[spice surge]

Rooooaaarghhh (Blaze/Dragon King/Eyes turn red when mad/Don't touch my tail/Single)

[grim edge]

🗿🔥

[gentle crane]

Hoothoot

[paper lintel]

can you increase insight data range?

[cosmic lily]

Me is confuse

[rotund field]

Meowww

[cosmic lily]

My pfp is my live reaction

[finite plume]

lol

[gentle crane]

Rowlet is cheeks

Everything after gen 6 is cheeks

[finite plume]

anyone got premium

[rotund field]

omg its waves

[gentle crane]

U literally evolve into an abomination

[rotund field]

havent seen u in forever

[gentle crane]

Not even the best starter in your god forsaken generation

Gen 2 has the best starters

[cosmic lily]

Me when I realise 2 times in a row that I suck at math

[paper lintel]

:(

[opaque arrow]

LOVE IS LIKE OXYGENNN

[gentle crane]

After gen 6 but yr right, emerald was the best

[opaque arrow]

YOU GET TOO MUCH YOU GET TOO HIGHGHHH

Not enough and ya gonna diee

[gentle crane]

I played sun and ultra moon and they were garbo 😭

[paper lintel]

huh

[gentle crane]

Last good pokemon games were x and gen 3 remakes

[paper lintel]

im not a weekend player

[gentle crane]

I couldn't even finish ultra moon I'm not lying, I just got bored and quit after whatever ultra beast came

[grim edge]

Hello there

[rotund field]

Hi :)

[gentle crane]

Emerald was the best game, soundtrack, story, pokemon

Gen 3 was class

[ornate ivy]

I was summoned

[gentle crane]

Hgss was a gen 2 remake, which is my 2nd fav

[grave wasp]

[gentle crane]

Tododile is my fav starter

[grim edge]

time to hibernate

[fringe shadow]

its the bird

[grave wasp]

Guys if you see PainTensei, can you ping him for me?

[paper lintel]

i suck wtf

[grave wasp]

I think Pain is the only one to ever remove FotS from someone

First Pixel now me

[bold sierra]

😡

[finite plume]

where do you check

[grim edge]

How do I check

[paper lintel]

insights

gotta have a diamond subscription i think

i did the trial imma cancel

[lapis lava]

what happened

[finite plume]

oh

[grave wasp]

I pinged Pain

He took away my roles

[lapis lava]

wat

[grim edge]

@lapis lava how you reach 2600+ elo

[lapis lava]

wtf

[fringe shadow]

guys how do you do the thing where you text becomes big

[lapis lava]

by not losing

[lunar frost]

Check out this #chess game: Atze385i vs e926SmolBrain - https://www.chess.com/live/game/78613239879

[grim edge]

I can't reach 115 elo 🙁

[lapis lava]

same

[rotund field]

??

[fringe shadow]

ye how

[lunar frost]

if i’m not gonna bother anyone can someone plz analyze this game for me?

[rotund field]

idk

[fringe shadow]

you are sending it ...

[rotund field]

nuh uh

[sleek oriole]

just type it louder

[fringe shadow]

yuh uh bro just tell me

[rotund field]

just YELL

[gentle crane]

hi

[vital basin]

Wth is eren doing here

[paper lintel]

woahhh

[finite plume]

i didn't know i had that many brilliants

[fringe shadow]

ok lemme try to

[lucid edge]

WHO WANT TO PLAY?

[fringe shadow]

AAA

[bright loom]

me and my 2 brilliants are peeing in the woods rn

[rotund field]

aaa

[sleek oriole]

i noticed whenever @grim edge sends a message he gets a "🥺"

[fringe shadow]

bro got caught

[lucid edge]

who want to loose?

[rotund field]

a

a

[finite plume]

anyone know if it shows old brilliant moves

[rotund field]

a

a

a

[restive storm]

@grim edge why did you block me lol

[stiff marlin]

Do you guys know how to do custom times? Like giving a friend 5 min while i get 12 min?

[sleek oriole]

wow

wow

wow

[rotund field]

wow

[restive storm]

@rotund field why did you use that emoji to react to my message lol

Using super reaction on pleading face: complete waste

[lucid edge]

bruuuuuh

[fringe shadow]

can i get a kiss so its not a complete waste

[lucid edge]

someone to plaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[sleek oriole]

im a noob at this super reactions thing

[fringe shadow]

sure but i gotta finish a match rq

[restive storm]

Me too

[rotund field]

U can pay to remove super reactions? Tf has discord become 😭

[lucid edge]

get ready to loose

[fringe shadow]

you dont pay

[sleek oriole]

learn to read

[fringe shadow]

shiver me timbers

[grim edge]

Käme e. Ememwopsosms wkwidj xmamamamamamammamamam

[fringe shadow]

i like the spirit do your best lemme finish

[rotund field]

k

[lucid edge]

u are from africa?

[rotund field]

Ohhh refund i

[fringe shadow]

ye

[rotund field]

I dont have nitro silly

[lucid edge]

me too

[fringe shadow]

it feels like im the only person from africa here

[worn ice]

Sneakybishop1999 (926) vs. notofficialunity (1044)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Nc6 4. Nxc6 dxc6 5. d3 Bc5 6. Bg5 Nxe4 7. Bxd8 Bxf2+ 8. Ke2 Bg4# 

[rotund field]

@grim edge

[fringe shadow]

nice.. good boy

[stiff marlin]

Do you guys know how to do custom times? Like giving a friend 5 min while i get 12 min?

[lucid edge]

nah m from there too

[grim edge]

felt a little skull

[rotund field]

nah i mis understood it

[fringe shadow]

misunderstood what

[finite plume]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/78613372325

[worn ice]

Has-73 (702) vs. Frickan0 (717)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. c3 d6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Nbd2 Nc6 5. e4 Bg4 6. h3 Bxf3 7. Qxf3 Be7 8. Bb5 a6 9. Bxc6+ bxc6 10. d5 cxd5 11. exd5 Qc8 12. O-O Rb8 13. Nc4 O-O 14. Na5 h6 15. g4 e4 16. Qd1 Re8 17. Nc6 Rb6 18. Nxe7+ Rxe7 19. Qd4 c5 20. dxc6 Qxc6 21. Be3 Rxb2 22. Qa7 Rxa7 23. Bxa7 e3 24. fxe3 Qg2# 

[sleek oriole]

gg. wanna play a game?

[finite plume]

can someone game review that

[rotund field]

Coulda had 2 meanings brain just didnt connect the one that made more sense

[fringe shadow]

@grim edge you didnt see it ???

[lucid edge]

"lets play

[jade osprey]

ok

[grim edge]

Am having a chess puzel issue can smone dm me and solve it for me?

[finite plume]

i can do a quick 3 min

[fringe shadow]

what else did you think it meant ?

[grim edge]

no need

[frigid skiff]

if its rated we cant help

[lucid edge]

ok dm me

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> i spammed reacts

[grave wasp]

Self report

[rotund field]

nvm

[grim edge]

No it's in my group chat

[rotund field]

Ha

[fringe shadow]

Nah nah you better talk

[grim edge]

Not on chess.com its from my friend

[sleek oriole]

so

[rotund field]

Eh

[fringe shadow]

now

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/running-cat-gif-20552615

[fringe shadow]

Nvm i didnt see your bishop too... i lost a queen you lost a queen

[sleek oriole]

rating is just a number

[fringe shadow]

[dim perch]

hi

[fringe shadow]

Thats what my uncle said

[rotund field]

Hola

[fringe shadow]

its just a number

[dim perch]

im new

[fringe shadow]

Hi new im sam

[dim perch]

isnt it english only?

[grim edge]

Mate in 5

[rotund field]

ur gonna be fun

[frigid skiff]

what

[grim edge]

after 7 months

[shadow cosmos]

some one 1000+ in rapid wanna play?

[frigid skiff]

if you have a checkmate.. you deliver it?

[rotund field]

Am 100 😔

[dim perch]

._. my rating is 250 (xD) but in the game review the calc for a game i played it said i played like a 1950 XD

[dim perch]

an 250

[grim edge]

im stuck at 700 forever

[rotund field]

stuck at 100 🥶🥶

[dim perch]

help me

[grim edge]

even frank surpassed me

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-gif-25376137

[sleek oriole]

how???

[dim perch]

XD 14 blunders, 4 missed wins, and 28 mistakes

[frigid skiff]

so whats ur question

[grim edge]

just abuse london system and u ll get from 200 to 500 in 2 hours

[rotund field]

NO

[frigid skiff]

yeah

[rotund field]

DO NOT PLAY THE LONDON

[grim edge]

its an opening like every other

[rotund field]

yea but its british?

[sleek oriole]

bro why do you abuse openings... not fair to them.

[grim edge]

english game is worse yet no one says anything bout it

[rotund field]

english is NOT worse than the london 💀💀💀

[grim edge]

it is

[daring gale]

i hit number one in wood division

now what do i do

[rotund field]

Nah u tripping

[grim edge]

positional players r the worst

[rotund field]

💀💀💀

[primal shore]

English is wayyyyy harder to play against

[grim edge]

fr

[primal shore]

Which means English is better then London

[grim edge]

ong ong

[primal shore]

And also London is top 10 worse cities on the planet-someone who was born in london

[grim edge]

[sleek oriole]

its easy to play against the english if you preare. its maybe harder if you dont prepare because you face it less frequently

[primal shore]

London Ontario is a good city tho

Ilyt mwa

[rotund field]

Now the Mason’s opening, thats good

[fringe shadow]

omg im about to do an en passant

[rotund field]

Advanced chess knowledge joke

[fringe shadow]

@grim edge watch this en passant

[boreal sapphire]

i meet them in atomic chess

[fringe shadow]

im passing by in the french way

[grim edge]

outta pocket😭

[pine bison]

nice one indeed

[viral epoch]

I like English more than my native language

[pine bison]

didnt accept my draw and lost

[rotund field]

Katt

[pine bison]

GIGA smug LUL

[viral epoch]

My native language sux

[fringe shadow]

what is a pride pawn

[viral epoch]

I'm a miner

[sleek oriole]

whats sux

[viral epoch]

Dig dig

[viral epoch]

Sucks, to be precise

[grim edge]

@grim edge this u?

[pine bison]

graph be like

weewoowwee

[viral epoch]

[primal shore]

That's silly

[fringe shadow]

so i have to be gay to get it ?

[viral epoch]

Cat

[viral epoch]

Pro

GUYS

[sleek oriole]

whose heartbeat is that

[fringe shadow]

im gay

[shadow cosmos]

i’m gay

[jade osprey]

the perfect chess match is a draw

[viral epoch]

Watch DBZA it's sick

[fringe shadow]

shi i blundered both of my knights

[boreal sapphire]

me when im with you

[viral epoch]

Hey that's Luky's line

[rotund field]

Mew

[grim edge]

HI EVERYONE

[rotund field]

ZAXXXX

[viral epoch]

Fine Imma steal it from you

I'm gay

[sleek oriole]

IM BLUSHING

[rotund field]

Im zel

[viral epoch]

Zaks

[shadow cosmos]

me too

[fringe shadow]

@grim edge and thats how you lose two knights in an instant!

[grim edge]

Zel woohoo also venti here

[fringe shadow]

Im a femboy actually

[viral epoch]

International Master Zel

[viral epoch]

Not surprised

[grim edge]

Hey venti

[shadow cosmos]

wanna play chess to strip

[rotund field]

Meow 🥺

[jade osprey]

guys is it rare to get a draw by time vs insufficient material

[sleek oriole]

i actually identify as a phone charger

[opaque arrow]

New magic wand gives me a headache

[viral epoch]

Really though???

[fringe shadow]

[grim edge]

Me soon also guess what 😋

[sharp galleon]

sigh

[fringe shadow]

yeh

[shadow cosmos]

who wants to play strip chess

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kitty-cute-meow-gif-15654030

[viral epoch]

What Zaks

[grim edge]

CELLEN HIIIII

[fringe shadow]

bi

[rotund field]

KITTYYYYY

[viral epoch]

[sharp galleon]

hello

[grim edge]

I was 1700 3 days ago now I'm 1800+ 🗿🔥🔥🔥

[viral epoch]

Cellen haiia

[sharp galleon]

hello

[fringe shadow]

[viral epoch]

I was 1600 a day ago now I'm 1500

[rotund field]

i accept

[pine bison]

i was 1200 3 days ago now im 1130 🗿 🔥 🔥 🔥

[fringe shadow]

[pine bison]

YIPPEE

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[boreal sapphire]

i was 9 yesterday now im 10 🎂

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/shawarma-roll-gif-23711954

[viral epoch]

Ban

[rotund field]

is this a threat:0

[grim edge]

You cellen and others be having new pfp and l be here boring

[sharp galleon]

I was 2200 7 months ago and I am still 2200 🗿

[pine bison]

[boreal sapphire]

NO PLEASE

[viral epoch]

Zaks is not boring

[jade oyster]

i love cats

[pine bison]

you shouldnt joke about that, i will have to ban u

[fringe shadow]

This is a fact you better be aware

[viral epoch]

Too late say your final goodbyes

[grim edge]

[fringe shadow]

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-lol-gif-20542436

[grim edge]

Thanos

[fringe shadow]

man im ded i got too caught up with discord

[grim edge]

Pain did it again

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-magic-cat-go-bye-gif-21671929

[boreal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-what-wut-crazy-gif-15043161

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/sunakook-cat-staring-sleepy-sad-gif-23623894

[rotund field]

CAT SERVERRRR

[fallen parcel]

Dam

[grim edge]

i nearly sent the grand wizard man song

[pine bison]

so how old are you

[jade osprey]

smash

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/-zl9oMz28TEAAAAM/i-am-living.gif

[viral epoch]

SERVER CAT

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/running-cat-gif-20552615

[boreal sapphire]

14

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-attack-scary-gif-4897740

[pine bison]

ok

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-wink-gif-22274144

[fringe shadow]

Wait no dont go on me like this

[viral epoch]

I want cat hug but need armor

[rotund field]

No cry D:

[fringe shadow]

i only got pawns you got two rooks and a bishop 💀

[random thicket]

litrally get better

[fringe shadow]

if you say so

[sharp galleon]

@pine bison how do I contact chess.com fairplay team

[fringe shadow]

Thanks for telling

[ashen mortar]

How do I play chess?

[rotund field]

:))

[pine bison]

@ornate ivy 155 signed up already

[pine bison]

you dont, why?

[sleek oriole]

its just basic math

[jade oyster]

search in app

[ashen mortar]

Woah woah woah, you lost
me at basic

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26470175

[grim edge]

poor cat

[fringe shadow]

[sharp galleon]

because one person I played that I am 99.99% was cheating still isn’t banned after 3 days. His account is 6 days old and has some games with insane accuracies

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fighting-fighting-cats-anniehasleftoop-gif-23317332

[fringe shadow]

ack gg

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/knnyagi-cry-gif-26091075

[sleek oriole]

kidding ofc. math only comes in when you count the tradesm maybe triangulation

[fringe shadow]

i had a missed win

[jade oyster]

noob

[pine bison]

you can dm me their account url and I'll escalate it to fair play, but i wont do that for every single report

[fringe shadow]

[ashen mortar]

I genuinely don't know jack shit, every single bot beats me 😫

[jade oyster]

everyone cat beat Martin

[rotund field]

Kitty :3

[sharp galleon]

oh for real?

[pine bison]

[fringe shadow]

didnt see it lol, again ?

[pine bison]

ye

[sleek oriole]

https://youtu.be/OCSbzArwB10

[fringe shadow]

me

i cant request a rematch to you

[rotund field]

U kitty? :0

[pine bison]

@bright glade

Ayo?

[ashen mortar]

Thanks!

[fringe shadow]

idk

[pine bison]

its changing constantly as people join lol

[fringe shadow]

im the kitty

[sharp galleon]

yay

[rotund field]

Me steal :>

[lucid edge]

who want to play 3min?

[sleek oriole]

No problem. Gotham has other great videos too

[grim edge]

they are greatly outnumbered in the match

[pine bison]

tomorrow he probably shifts and plays someone else again lol

[fringe shadow]

Sure

[sleek oriole]

Just dont watch the stupid 400 elo game reviews levy sometimes posts. braindamaging

[grim edge]

June 12 i think

[rotund field]

Ur mine now 😋

[pine bison]

yes but players will get banned before it starts tho

12th june

[fringe shadow]

I love his reviews on these games istg some moves give me headaches

[grim edge]

lmao true

[fringe shadow]

Anything you say

[lucid edge]

@fringe shadow LETS PLAY BRU

[fringe shadow]

still in a game sowwy

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pet-cat-cat-pet-cute-cat-gif-24810247

[shadow cosmos]

im gay

[main terrace]

no u

[lucid edge]

ME TOO

[shadow cosmos]

wanna date?

[fringe shadow]

hi gay

[lucid edge]

YES

[shadow cosmos]

OH MY GOD REALLY?

[lucid edge]

yeah

[boreal cosmos]

[lucid edge]

why not

[shadow cosmos]

no im serious, i am gay

[lucid edge]

me too m not jokin

g

[ornate ivy]

How many for us @pine bison

[ivory wing]

whats up @boreal cosmos

[primal shore]

A man has fallen for a man in lego city

[boreal cosmos]

not much

[primal shore]

Markus I'm up 30 elo today, 50 in the past 2 days :>

[pine bison]

@grim edge do you wanna play a quick unrated blitz game

i collect all rare flags

i dont have palau yet

[grim edge]

i dont have time rn

[pine bison]

rip

[grim edge]

and im tired

[pine bison]

uh 73

very nice !

[sharp galleon]

on the pp

[grim edge]

Put pressure on the pinned peice

[viral epoch]

Bed cozy

Pp

[pine bison]

@grim edge

[magic otter]

Just had an 67 puzzle rush that doesnt get shown in the leaderboards in the daily puzzle rush category, does anyone have an idea why its not showing?

[viral epoch]

I like men

[fringe shadow]

@grim edge i forgot we are playing

[pine bison]

you dont need catchphrases

[viral epoch]

You don't need catchphrases

[fringe shadow]

i got 2mins to clutch trhi

[finite plume]

anyone got unlimited game reviews

[spare roost]

u need membership

[hidden cedar]

I like them as friends

[pine bison]

ill review it, send the link

[hidden cedar]

They got each others backs at least the good ones do

[viral epoch]

Boys are hot

[finite plume]

yh ik I'm asking if anyone has a membership

[fringe shadow]

watch me premove this (not all moves but i will probably blunder most of the ones ill premopve)

[hidden cedar]

Guess I’m an exception 😢

[pine bison]

ill review it, send the link

[viral epoch]

Bo no

[finite plume]

you 1M% a guy

[finite plume]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78615733594?tab=review thanks

[worn ice]

Frickan0 (1337) vs. zodiackill100 (563)

Move List

1. e4 g6 2. f3 Bg7 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. e5 O-O 5. f4 Nh5 6. Nf3 d6 7. d4 dxe5 8. Nxe5 f6 9. Nf3 Bg4 10. Be2 Bxf3 11. Bxf3 c6 12. g4 f5 13. gxh5 Bxd4 14. Bd5+ cxd5 15. Qxd4 Nc6 16. Qd1 d4 17. Ne2 Qd5 18. Rg1 e5 19. Nc3 Qc5 20. hxg6 hxg6 21. Rxg6+ Kf7 22. Qh5 dxc3 23. Rxc6+ Kg7 24. Qg6+ Kh8 25. Rxc5 exf4 26. Bxf4 Rae8+ 27. Kf2 cxb2 28. Rb1 b6 29. Be5+ Rxe5 30. Rxe5 Rc8 31. Re8+ Rxe8 32. Qxe8+ Kg7 33. Rxb2 Kf6 34. Rb5 Kg5 35. Qe5 Kg6 36. Qxf5+ Kg7 37. Re5 Kg8 38. Re8+ Kg7 39. Qf8+ Kg6 40. Qg8+ Kf6 41. Kf3 Kf5 42. Qg4+ Kf6 43. Qe6+ Kg5 44. Rg8+ Kh5 45. Qg4+ 

[viral epoch]

[pine bison]

done

[finite plume]

thanks

[pine bison]

@viscid jacinth bet ya gonna lose