💬〡general-off-topic

[viral epoch]

Scandinavians are silly for not bringing back Kalmar Union

[grim edge]

How can I send pictures

[viscid jacinth]

Then this just becomes a chess talk

Italian

[primal fern]

you need trusted role. connect your account

[vague zodiac]

black or white

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

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[latent pebble]

Democracy

[jade osprey]

then what's #💬〡chess-talk for

[grim edge]

Oh

[primal fern]

either

[indigo dawn]

your welcome message doesn't look sincere.

[viral epoch]

VIENNA

[tribal terrace]

Bro can u get my point?
General-talk everything
General off topic- not about chess
Chess talks-about chess only
U understand now?

[primal shore]

Imagine a society with no gender norms so all clothes is like pretty much the same and there's no dubble standards just all people regardless of bodyly features

[viscid jacinth]

Ikr its literally so complex

[grim edge]

Do brilliants have anything to do with engine depth because for some reason I get like 5 a day

[vague zodiac]

white - spanish, black - sicillian

[primal shore]

Sorry, I smoked that good good

[jade osprey]

Barnes opening: Hammerschlag variation

[viscid jacinth]

And the thing is mod will pop up in general and tell u to talk about chess

[primal shore]

ONG.

[tribal terrace]

Is banned to talk about football?

[viscid jacinth]

This just becomes a chess talk where is a mod online

[primal fern]

welcome marvako, we bow to you. if you'd like to become a trusted member of this society, then please connect your chess account and sacrifice this lamb to the chess gods.

[viral epoch]

But you know we can't have nice things anymore......

[primal shore]

Ew no I use pipe

[viscid jacinth]

yes they will say talk about football in #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[primal shore]

...what

[viscid jacinth]

Not banned

[indigo dawn]

hahaha

[primal fern]

type /connect to do that

[full glen]

@primal shore i know you like to talk about genders and stuff but dont you dare

[grim edge]

caro

[tribal terrace]

Then they banned to talk about funny things in general?

[viral epoch]

Refined as a whole fr

[viscid jacinth]

Like i was talking about cr and they said to talk about it in #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[sonic valley]

https://tenor.com/view/honeycardi-hasbulla-gif-22299970

[viscid jacinth]

Thats an exception

[primal shore]

In that scenario all love would be equal because you aren't made to bealive your ment to reproduce therefore there isn't sexuality because there isn't gender

[oak cliff]

GAMBITTO

[viscid jacinth]

But only memes

[tribal terrace]

I don't see people are banned using off topics in general

[primal shore]

Eh?

[grim edge]

is it bad if my pee is crystal clear?

[indigo dawn]

you are like chatGPT

[primal fern]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-8913347

[primal shore]

Mine has been for like 7 years

[covert grotto]

that is an argumentative statement

[viscid jacinth]

Ok like we were all talking about genders here

[grim edge]

means ur drinking a lot of water

[full glen]

dat ass

[viscid jacinth]

If a mod popped up then we would have been said to be shut up

[viral epoch]

Staying hydrated is attractive fr

[harsh pagoda]

chess is slowly ruining me lol

[primal shore]

Only break the cycle once every like 8 months when I forget to drink

[viscid jacinth]

And talk in #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[primal shore]

It's a scenario okay

[grim edge]

great

[tribal terrace]

So u mean every channel has its own meaning? So this server is boring? Everyone must not post memes that are not relate to chess. Genders can't?

[viscid jacinth]

I am literally peeing

[mint sinew]

can someone analyse my game

[viral epoch]

I just drank almost an entire bottle 🥺

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/sammich-sandwich-cat-kitty-kitten-gif-26338708

[viral epoch]

You can punch me but not hard since I'm not as kinky as you

[viscid jacinth]

I was joking i wasnt

[primal shore]

Average discord user

[full glen]

what is the composition of your pee? (taste it to know)

[grim edge]

pure protein

[viscid jacinth]

Umm kinda sour

[mighty current]

Guys any sense to buy diamond subscription or better platinum?

[viral epoch]

I just do 🥺

[jade osprey]

salty

[jade oyster]

diamond

[viral epoch]

[full glen]

verdict: too much lemons 🍋😔

[viscid jacinth]

I think its because of acids

[viscid jacinth]

I drink a lot of acids

[viral epoch]

We both criminals then

[viscid jacinth]

Sulphuric acid etc

[grim edge]

i do a lot of acid

[viral epoch]

That's tough

[mighty current]

Ok

[primal shore]

I want ananas

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah like i am literally fighting a lion rn

[viral epoch]

🍍

[viscid jacinth]

Oh wow he got my one arm

[grim edge]

andrew tate country?????

[mighty current]

Cause this lessons are actually shit tbh

[vapid orchid]

bro-

[grim edge]

i used to know a guy who was in the same prison as andrew tate

[primal shore]

Ananas

[vapid orchid]

dracula country

[viscid jacinth]

Its hard to fight a lion and typing with only one arm y'know

[jade oyster]

tristan tate

[full glen]

pineapples with no pine and apples is pineapples

[grim edge]

true

[mint sinew]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78404582135?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

reuben236 (1146) vs. permatorresWH (950)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. Nf3 Bb4 5. Nd5 Nxd5 6. exd5 Nd4 7. Bd3 Nxf3+ 8. Qxf3 Qe7 9. c3 e4 10. Bxe4 Bd6 11. d4 f5 12. Qxf5 g6 13. Qf3 Rf8 14. Qg4 Rf4 15. Bxf4 Bxf4 16. Qxf4 g5 17. Qf5 d6 18. Qxh7 Qxh7 19. Bxh7 b6 20. O-O Bb7 21. Be4 Rd8 22. b3 Kd7 23. f3 Re8 24. c4 c5 25. dxc5 dxc5 26. Rae1 Kd6 27. Bd3 Rc8 28. Re6+ Kd7 29. Rfe1 Rc7 30. Re7+ Kc8 31. Re8+ Kd7 32. R8e7+ Kc8 33. Re8+ Kd7 34. Bf5+ Kd6 35. R1e6+ Kd7 36. Re3+ Kd6 37. Rd8+ Rd7 38. Rxd7# 

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[primal shore]

Idea to make one language for earth: slowly change every language one word at a time so its the same everywhere, for example, ananas

[vapid orchid]

i dropped my phone one time when i was peeing because I was about to break my subway surfers high score

[jade osprey]

did u know if u put salt on it it becomes sweeter

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-tristan-tate-private-jet-flexing-sigma-gif-27063242

[grim edge]

How long did it take you lot to get to 1400 from 1300 (if you are 1400+)

[vapid orchid]

an an ass?

[grim edge]

my grandma is Cristiano Ronaldo 💯

[grim edge]

zesty walk fr

[vapid orchid]

grandma?

[viral epoch]

Do y'all say learned or learnt, and what should one whom isn't of native English say?

[primal shore]

Omg so funny I bet for assassin you'd say ass ass in omg you're so mature

[viral epoch]

Wait why did it reply

[grim edge]

the dude had proof he was in there same place same time ect

[primal shore]

I use both idk

[vapid orchid]

learnt is UK learned is US

[vapid orchid]

thanks

[viral epoch]

Luky has learned Norwegian for pineapple

That is dope

[vapid orchid]

no it's actually french

[jade osprey]

it's ananas in italian too

[primal shore]

No it's also german

[viral epoch]

What

[vapid orchid]

more amazing*

[primal shore]

It's ananas in many languages

[jade osprey]

only English people call it pineapple

[manic tundra]

Anyone wanna play?

[vapid orchid]

any adjective with 2 or more syllables you must say more

[night briar]

no balls no opnion

[vapid orchid]

and arabic

[viral epoch]

I thouht only we had such a cool word

[night briar]

me

[full glen]

everyone uses ananas excpet for the br*tish

[grim edge]

Rating?

[worn ice]

Mete2879 (1965) vs. ChessYarshe (1876)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 exd5 4. Nf3 Be6 5. Bf4 Nf6 6. Bd3 Bd6 7. Bxd6 Qxd6 8. Nbd2 O-O 9. O-O Nc6 10. c3 Rfe8 11. Re1 Rad8 12. Qc2 h6 13. Bf5 Bxf5 14. Qxf5 Ne7 15. Qd3 Ng6 16. Qb5 Qb6 17. Qxb6 axb6 18. Kf1 Nf4 19. b3 Ne4 20. Nxe4 dxe4 21. Nd2 f5 22. Re3 Nd5 23. Rh3 Kf7 24. Nc4 f4 25. Ne5+ Kg8 26. c4 Nf6 27. Rh4 Rxd4 28. Ng4 Re6 29. Nxf6+ Rxf6 30. Re1 g5 31. Rg4 Kg7 32. h4 Kg6 33. hxg5 hxg5 34. f3 e3 35. g3 Kf5 36. gxf4 gxf4 37. Rg7 Rc6 38. Rf7+ Kg6 39. Rf8 Rd2 40. Rxf4 Rxa2 41. Rxe3 Ra1+ 42. Kf2 Ra2+ 43. Kg3 Ra8 44. Re7 Ra3 45. Re6+ [Rxe6] 

[viral epoch]

Bah bah

[grim edge]

spain isn’t real

[night briar]

usa too

[vapid orchid]

it's hard to tell because I have friends that spell proofing instead of proving and they're actually not joking

[viral epoch]

Romania isn't real

[tribal terrace]

Humans isn't real

[vapid orchid]

romania is dracula, bro there is a region in romania called transylvania go search it up

[grim edge]

Europe isn’t real. The only real place is MERCIAAAAAAAA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[primal shore]

USA isn't real

[night briar]

why is this server full gay??

[viral epoch]

I like you, but I am biased towards Romania the country

[night briar]

i see rainbow everyhwere

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-my-honest-reaction-gif-14553601329149628646

[vapid orchid]

world isn't real it's all north korea

[jade oyster]

lol

[viral epoch]

:3

[tribal terrace]

Because chess.com supports LGBTQ and u can't do anything but accept it.

[grim edge]

So being supportive makes us gay

[viral epoch]

Oh wait it's the respected sir guy

[primal shore]

Rejek erf return to norf kea

[viral epoch]

North Ikea

[vapid orchid]

stop saying gay in weird sentences

gay isn't an insult

[primal shore]

North IKEA, best country

[night briar]

what. having rainbow in your profile means u are lgtv member

[grim edge]

Tfym that’s what he was saying

[primal shore]

Gay is a complment more then an insult in this economy

[grim edge]

I’m quite aware it’s not an insult

[viral epoch]

Cuz of Mr. Foxboy

[jade osprey]

unificate korea

[tribal terrace]

Gay is allowed but straight isn't

[vapid orchid]

but i hAVE straight haiR

[primal shore]

I just call it the alphabet mafia to safe time

[slim storm]

imagine i go up to you randomly and go "youre gayyy you like sucking dick and you like kissing mennnn youre gayy" in front of your entire extended family

[vapid orchid]

it's not curLy

[slim storm]

would you be offended

[grim edge]

being straight is kinda homophobic ngl

[viral epoch]

That's sick

[vapid orchid]

nah i would be more embarrassed

[tribal terrace]

U have a not good line birthday hat

[primal shore]

Oooo you're a boy kisser, you kiss boys

[night briar]

better than publishing your sexuality in a username

[viral epoch]

Switching your name from "rat" is kinda repugnant

[grim edge]

LMAO

[jade osprey]

real

[grim edge]

blunder is my actual name

who wana 1v1

[viral epoch]

Do it

[vapid orchid]

didn't they bury bin laden in the ocean

[night briar]

yes jamal me

[grim edge]

ok send link rapid

[grim edge]

yep

[tribal terrace]

Me

[viral epoch]

No it's Mugiwara aka Rat

[vapid orchid]

makes sense so they ate it

[primal shore]

More ice ommmm

[grim edge]

no it’s blunder

[vapid orchid]

balls

[primal shore]

Ommm ice for breakfast

[tawdry sluice]

#🏆〡best-games message is this good?

[grim edge]

i like ice but a different kind yk

[viral epoch]

Stawp changing pfp so muchgrfhgf

Ommm choco milk for frokost

[night briar]

https://play.chess.com/UP4VP

[vapid orchid]

i have the best pfp here so shut up

[primal shore]

It's 96.1

[tawdry sluice]

changing pfp?

[night briar]

is there any server for lichess

[tawdry sluice]

oh

[slim storm]

my pfp is literally jidions mugshot

[viral epoch]

Bah bah

[slim storm]

yeah but its dead

[tawdry sluice]

i ain't a sheep☠️

[viral epoch]

I am

[vapid orchid]

my pfp is birthday boy blam from one night at flumpty's

[tribal terrace]

Ur pfp placed on 8 billion

[viral epoch]

I am the Mitzu

[primal shore]

Ily

[viral epoch]

Bah bah that's too bad bah bah

[vapid orchid]

||Never gonna give you up||

[viral epoch]

I just like bah bah

[viral epoch]

Bah bah funni

[tribal terrace]

Guys can someone risk to click a spoiler word and tell me

[grim edge]

so real

[vapid orchid]

poor foxxo

[tawdry sluice]

[App "Chessis"]
[Date "2023.05.21"]
[White "You"]
[Black "M1900"]
[ECO "A01"]
[Opening "Nimzo-Larsen Attack, Modern Variation"]
[Result "1-0"]
[Termination "You won by Checkmate"]

1. b3 e5 {Opening: A01: Nimzo-Larsen Attack, Modern Variation} 2. Bb2 Nc6 3. Nf3 d6 4. e4 Nf6 5. Ng5 h6 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Bc4+ Be6 8. Bxe6+ Kxe6 9. g4 Be7 10. Rg1 Nxe4 11. Qe2 Ng5 12. h4 Nf7 13. g5 hxg5 14. Qg4+ Kd5 15. Qc4#

[vapid orchid]

onto next topic: why chess is racist

[grim edge]

do not click that spoiler text

[tawdry sluice]

🗣️🔥🔥

[slim storm]

oh boy

[tribal terrace]

Because white go first

[tawdry sluice]

I'm good 🔥

[tribal terrace]

Do u know why?

[slim storm]

proposal: why chess is NOT racist

[vapid orchid]

it's better if both of them are black

[tawdry sluice]

so good 🔥

[grim edge]

who wana 1v1 rapid

[vapid orchid]

said the british

[vapid orchid]

how many mins

[jade osprey]

anyone play checkers

[placid stone]

Never gonna give you up

[viral epoch]

I'm gay

[tribal terrace]

||because never gonna give u up||

[night briar]

good game

[slim storm]

the original board was black and red but as time went by they changed the red to white purely for aesthetics

[viral epoch]

Lukyyyy what'd you do to me

[grim edge]

10 minutes

[vapid orchid]

the pieces not the board

[night briar]

Fakyu (my username add me)
Edit: bruh

[manic tundra]

Anyone in here completely terrible that wants a game

[primal shore]

Wait you are a girl

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[viral epoch]

What

[slim storm]

also the pieces

[tawdry sluice]

got literally rickrolled

[grim edge]

bro really pinged mods

[primal shore]

I can't make you gay unless youre a girl

[grim edge]

hes being homophobic !!!11111!!!!1

[viral epoch]

I uh

[vapid orchid]

not fair red people could go first? nah bro I'm calling the authorities

[viral epoch]

Am not gurl

[primal shore]

I am

[jade osprey]

‎‎‎

[primal shore]

So hoe could I amke you gay

[tribal terrace]

First victim🇱

[slim storm]

black was considered the lucky color back then so the rulemakers gave the compensation of making red go first

[grim edge]

crazy

[primal shore]

Dms rn

[viral epoch]

You made me say

[tawdry sluice]

should i considered to be a grandmaster cuz i just beat an 1900 elo bot?

[viral epoch]

You made me say sum

[vapid orchid]

excuses excuses excuses red people went first nah bro

[jaunty blade]

who want to 1v1 in chess

[grim edge]

👏

[manic tundra]

Any beginners in here wanna play

[viral epoch]

What

[grim edge]

me, do rapid

[tribal terrace]

Because red is the first traffic light color to show up

[tawdry sluice]

here:
[App "Chessis"]
[Date "2023.05.21"]
[White "You"]
[Black "M1900"]
[ECO "A01"]
[Opening "Nimzo-Larsen Attack, Modern Variation"]
[Result "1-0"]
[Termination "You won by Checkmate"]

1. b3 e5 {Opening: A01: Nimzo-Larsen Attack, Modern Variation} 2. Bb2 Nc6 3. Nf3 d6 4. e4 Nf6 5. Ng5 h6 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Bc4+ Be6 8. Bxe6+ Kxe6 9. g4 Be7 10. Rg1 Nxe4 11. Qe2 Ng5 12. h4 Nf7 13. g5 hxg5 14. Qg4+ Kd5 15. Qc4#

[night briar]

so you are female without ale

[jaunty blade]

who want to 1v1

[vapid orchid]

no fair :(

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @manic tundra, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[night briar]

me

[vapid orchid]

what about my homies at da hood?

[jaunty blade]

user"?

[night briar]

atomolecule100

[primal fern]

how's it going bros, my name is PEWWWWWDIIIIPPIEEEE

[tribal terrace]

Never gonna give u up

[grim edge]

bro got exposed

[night briar]

fakyu

[grim edge]

no u

[fair trench]

Bro i can beat 2k bot

[viscid jacinth]

What about updog tho

[grim edge]

hi

[viral epoch]

Bah bah

[vapid orchid]

underdogs!!!111

[night briar]

yes it is, not cc tho

[grim edge]

What's updog

[fair trench]

Hi

[jaunty blade]

accpet da challnge @night briar

[viscid jacinth]

Nothing what about you

[grim edge]

who wana 1v1 rapid

[primal fern]

your connected account's username is hippopottames4....how many accounts do you have man!?

[mellow fiber]

elo?

[fair trench]

I have a tip for you later

[vapid orchid]

onto next topic: what piece is better knight or bishop

[grim edge]

like 300\

[fair trench]

I didnt sleep all night is 5:57 am rn

[grim edge]

defending: bishop

attacking: knight

[mellow fiber]

meh im not much better

[fair trench]

Jamal

[vapid orchid]

knight is better all day

[grim edge]

yea?

[grim edge]

It depends, bishop is better in open positions knight is better in closed positions

[mellow fiber]

both are rlly good tbh

[fair trench]

Im gonna ggive u some speciañs tips later

[dreamy finch]

Bishop

[vapid orchid]

knight

[primal fern]

@night briar i would reccomend closing one of your accounts and getting approval for the alt. you could risk getting all accounts banned if you don't have the extra one approved.

[grim edge]

if y’all need gripper pics slide into my dms fr

[vapid orchid]

knight > bishop

bishop is overrated

[mellow fiber]

you can do some saucy forks with knight

[night briar]

i have 2, 1 for training one for playing

[grim edge]

oh ok

[dreamy finch]

BISHOP!

[tawdry sluice]

bishop is a sniper🤷‍♂️

[vapid orchid]

you can do a lot of forks with a knight and you can smother mate which gives a good tasty feeling, as frank says, the salts has been pinched

[mellow fiber]

knight is an assassin

[jaunty blade]

pov u hang checkmate.

[primal fern]

ok. just make sure the 2nd account is approved by chess.com. if it isnt, you can email [e-mail] and let them know ❤️

[tawdry sluice]

the last one of your bio is true me

[dreamy finch]

Shh

[jaunty blade]

who want to 1v1 unrayed

[night briar]

i heard you can have training accounts but cant use it to play i dont use that acc to play

[jaunty blade]

unrated*

[primal shore]

Hanging checkmate in raid is sad

[vapid orchid]

unrayedd

[night briar]

me

[jade osprey]

bishop is useful to make batteries with the queen

[jaunty blade]

agian alr

[primal fern]

you're allowed to have 2 accounts on chess.com with approval, despite what you use it for.

[night briar]

oh ok cool

[primal shore]

So are rooks

[tawdry sluice]

me when unrayedd:

[jaunty blade]

sent

[dreamy finch]

Ye,its hard to checkmate with knight

[night briar]

i will close that one

[primal shore]

Half the peices

[primal fern]

that works too

[vapid orchid]

i can threat to capture queen without threatening myself to get captured with a knight and you can do tasty rook forks

[north wraith]

OMG!! I GOT 1002 ELO!?!??!!

[jade osprey]

yeah but I'm talking about bishops or knights

[tribal terrace]

Me when Qxh7#

[north wraith]

I GOT 1002 OMG MY FIRST 1002 ELO!!?!?!? I'VE EVER REACHED

[primal shore]

Bishops are easily better

[vapid orchid]

congrats

[jade osprey]

feels good to find a knight mate tho

[north wraith]

YOU SAID YOU WANNA WRITE RIGHT??

[vapid orchid]

smothered mate better

[grim edge]

guys which is better, queen or 2 rooks

[tribal terrace]

Is a draw as long as u check

[potent merlin]

@primal shore good morning Lucy

[vapid orchid]

2 rooks is 10 value, 1 queen is 9, so It's a no brainer, THE ROOOOK

[dreamy finch]

Ye

[primal shore]

I haven't slept

I've been up 25 hours

[grim edge]

sleep fr

[jade osprey]

get some sleep

[potent merlin]

Damn

[vapid orchid]

@jade ospreyhi

[dreamy finch]

I like rooks better than queens tbh

[night briar]

gg

[jade osprey]

hi

[vapid orchid]

same tbh

[primal shore]

I can't just sleep or I'd be sleeping

[jaunty blade]

Who wants to 1v1 unrated

[tribal terrace]

Value doesn't matter. If the position is queen vs 2 rooks is a draw. But if there is pawns on the board. (Aleast not able to give checks with the queen) rooks are win easily

[vapid orchid]

the rooks just outnumber the queen

[night briar]

whats your record? mine is only 57 hours

[vapid orchid]

me when ladder checkmate

[dreamy finch]

I sometimes sac my queen to get the enemies' rooks

[grim edge]

jokes on you im muslim 💀

[night briar]

2 rooks , throw the queen

[vapid orchid]

i sometimes sac my king's safety just to get a rook

[jaunty blade]

user!

[vapid orchid]

W

[grim edge]

im muslim

[tribal terrace]

I send the challenge link

[grim edge]

AINT NO WAY

[tribal terrace]

U click it

[jaunty blade]

u didnt tho

[grim edge]

thats what i thought 💀

[primal shore]

I think like 40-45

[marble grail]

Guys, who wants to play?

[jaunty blade]

il send challnge link ot u

what is ur username

[grim edge]

me, send link but 10 minute game

[night briar]

@primal shore do you have husband?

[primal shore]

no

[night briar]

ok

[primal shore]

I have a girlfriend

[vapid orchid]

a

[primal shore]

Im gay

[ionic tangle]

I am gay

[primal shore]

Grrrrr

[night briar]

bro you are telling me this for 100th time

[primal shore]

Wait someone pull up the actual number

[night briar]

Fakyu

[ionic tangle]

i beat kids

[night briar]

same

[vapid orchid]

i like to see people suffer

[potent merlin]

@primal shore Y r u g

[night briar]

lmao

[grim edge]

why rug

[primal shore]

Who tells you I am gæ

[grim edge]

Chess in unplayable jesus

[potent merlin]

U r g@primal shore

[jade osprey]

it is what it is

[grim edge]

Noob after noob

[ionic tangle]

play checkers instead

[primal shore]

W

[grim edge]

@ionic tangle i am allready

[night briar]

anyone (who plays good) wanna play??

[grim edge]

I thought its not the idea tho

[ionic tangle]

unrated cuz im bad

[night briar]

ok sure

[ionic tangle]

gonna speedrun 2000+ elo for 69 years

[jaunty blade]

[night briar]

@ionic tangle https://play.chess.com/A1N7G

[tribal terrace]

I am 2200 player

[grim edge]

[jaunty blade]

[lunar fossil]

On checkered field of black and white
The pieces wait, prepared to fight
The pawns advance, the knights take flight
The bishops move with holy might

The queen, a regal, deadly force
Her power felt in every course
The king, a timid, fragile thing
Protected by his loyal ring

Each move is planned, each thought precise
A battle fought with sacrifice
A game of strategy and skill
Where victory is gained by will

The clock ticks on, the tension grows
Each player's mind in constant throes
The endgame nears, the pieces fall
And one is left to claim it all

So let us play this ancient game
And let our minds be set aflame
For in the world of chess we see
The beauty of complexity.

[ionic tangle]

prolly better if u send the link in the dms instead cuz i cant join

[tribal terrace]

I'm titled player

[grim edge]

ChatGPT spitting some heat 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tribal terrace]

:)))))

[night briar]

send me hi in dms

[lunar fossil]

Fr

[jaunty blade]

why da hell u lieingggggg

[grim edge]

I’m Hikaru Nakamura

[jaunty blade]

i am mangus carlson

[tribal terrace]

I'm alpha zero 2017

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Magnum Carlsen (ihadenoughlosingthisgame)

This is the Chess.com profile of ihadenoughlosingthisgame. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Magnum Carlsen (ihadenoughlosingthisgame)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1002 (1002 peak)
Blitz: 638 (650 peak)
Bullet: 481 (607 peak)

[grim edge]

hi 🥺

[north wraith]

I'm flexing bruh

[tribal terrace]

I can beat numbers of world champion as magnus

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abel Beyene (abel19012)

This is the Chess.com profile of abel19012. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Abel Beyene (abel19012)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400 (689 peak)
Blitz: 414 (438 peak)
Bullet: 501 (518 peak)

[tribal terrace]

I am world champion 69x wcc

[rotund field]

Meow

[grim edge]

blunder gang?

[rotund field]

ducky :)

[tribal terrace]

2 years later

[rotund field]

@elfin pebble

[tribal terrace]

I won 694200 world champion

[rotund field]

Ummmm no thanks :D

[grim edge]

that’s my gang ig

hi

anyone wanna 1v1 im really bored

[lunar fossil]

I literally just used chatgpt 💀

[tribal terrace]

Only people who are 200 elo fide will talk to me to demand these requirements

[rotund field]

Hes tryna be me

[fresh wind]

please don't spam nonsense like that

[grim edge]

what are the best openings?

[lunar fossil]

asked chatgpt

[grim edge]

“Strategize, analyze, checkmate’s the prize” that’s actually fire

[lunar fossil]

Fr

[old thistle]

Pls don't

[atomic crag]

lichess.org

[sharp galleon]

are there any titled players here

[tribal terrace]

Bro I used bard and its way better

[primal shore]

1200 be wilding

[rotund field]

Hi its me gm zel

[lunar fossil]

Bro i just used my ass its better 💀

[sharp galleon]

omg it is the Grand Moron zel

[rotund field]

Also tryna be me smhh

[north wraith]

Guys what is the best mode on chess.com rapid 10 minutes, rapid 15/10 minutes, rapid 30 minutes or rapid 60 minutes. Which one are the best?

[tribal terrace]

<@&745328830649991179> someone is talk inappropriate stuff

[sharp galleon]

Qg3 dxc4 Bh6 no?

and after g6 Bxf8 it is 2 pieces for a rook

[brittle atlas]

guys be fr with me chess or checkers

[north wraith]

Reason why 15/10 minutes rapid?

[grim edge]

Horrible

[bright glade]

Ng6:

[tribal terrace]

Is slow like rapid

[grim edge]

@north wraith 3min

[sharp galleon]

ah I forgot about that

only thought about Nf5 which hangs a knight

[rotund field]

There is so much thunder rn its scary 😭

[blazing ore]

im thinking of changing to "Deepfried Soup" (with this pfp). your thoughts?

[bright glade]

the side which loses the rook is better

[north wraith]

Ohh so why you guys don't pick 10, 30, 60 minutes?

[neat steeple]

checkers > chess

[rotund field]

🥵

[tribal terrace]

Oh so u haven't chosed 1 day, 3 days, 7 days, a year?

[rotund field]

😭😭yes

[grim edge]

protect this man’s innocence

[blazing ore]

thx ill rember this tactic

[neat steeple]

@grim edge go > chess

[north wraith]

I see well i wanna use 15/10 since it's very fair actually i kinda use 10 to 30 minutes feels like lose and develop my pieces like 2 minutes and my timer is like 27 minutes

[neat steeple]

@grim edge white > black

[sharp galleon]

yeah I forgot about the knight can block

[neat steeple]

@grim edge white have more winrate

@grim edge im not talking about skin

[tribal terrace]

It doesn't matter what color u chose. Ur gonna go 50 with white and 50 with black in ur chess career. And is equal and white wins more because most of them are good players got picked by white

[bright glade]

c a t

[rotund field]

D o g!

[bright glade]

actually wait, thats a funny looking dog

[neat steeple]

white have higher winrate is proved

[bright glade]

yeah i looked again

[grim edge]

This is what i mean..1200 elos do same checkmates as 300 elos 😂

hi

[tribal terrace]

Most of them are good players are picked by chess.com as white

[rotund field]

brilliant move

[north wraith]

Yeah i also agree that. Well imma use 15/10 minutes rapid so free 10 sec every each move

[bright glade]

i am the one who brilliants

[rotund field]

goddamn there was just thunder that shook our house 😭

[tribal terrace]

So cap

[grim edge]

I know 😂

[stark kayak]

ion know if this guy was hacking or not, he played horribly for the first game and he rematched me and started playing really good specifically after the 20th move like good as in seeing mate in 4 and what not 💀

[tribal terrace]

I think 900 are the perfect match for 1200+

[neat steeple]

喵喵

[bright glade]

every time control exists, you just gotta find it or send a custom challenge

[neat steeple]

meow meow

[bright glade]

go to play, click on time control, and click on "more time controls", if you dont find the time control you want there, you can set your own time control

[fiery cloud]

Hey i’m starting to get into chess and i’m wondering if i should watch a course fully

[viral epoch]

Let me kiss you chat

[rotund field]

Average 1500 blitz game

[neat steeple]

grandpa is the most powerful person when u r young

[grim edge]

IM PLAYING SOMEONE FROM NORTH KOREA WHATT

[north wraith]

oof

[viral epoch]

ZELLY

[fiery cloud]

💀

[rotund field]

Crazy

[viral epoch]

Mwah mwah

[rotund field]

MITZUUUUU

[grim edge]

yk u can edit ur country in settings

[grim edge]

:::::::

[stark kayak]

learnt my lesson to never rematch someone you beat horribly

[neat steeple]

north korea play janggi

[north wraith]

I liek khess:D

[viral epoch]

Haiia

Zelly just remember you needn't worry about me

[eager heart]

this guy will be SHOCKED when he finds out about classical chess

[formal sapphire]

Imagine having pride for a brilliant

[rotund field]

Im happy ur here mitzu

[stark kayak]

some people just put their country to north korea to be funny

[viral epoch]

Right back at ya

[eager heart]

Most do
even if they dont, they will last longer than a rapid game with increment

[bright glade]

its not enough at all

[viral epoch]

Ty little Ninja cat

[eager heart]

I dont understand how it is funny to be from north korea. Why are you being xenophobic?

[rotund field]

Have a cookie 🍪

[viral epoch]

NOM NOM

[stark kayak]

im very scared of xenos

[rotund field]

Didnt even hesitate 😭

[bright glade]

games with increment allow for proper chess

[night briar]

anyone wanna play

[viral epoch]

Ofc not 😋

[bright glade]

when both sides are playing decently accurate

[viral epoch]

You can have good songs in general

[bright glade]

it also allows for a relaxed game

[eager heart]

It's been 2 hours, i am still trying to figure out the humor in this statement

[rotund field]

Have more 🍪?

[viral epoch]

Whaa

[eager heart]

Maybe at your level
At my level tho? Chess is never relaxing, it is a war of minds

[viral epoch]

More is too much

[rotund field]

ill eat it then :)

[bright glade]

bro shut up i've been 2100 rapid as well your level isnt like magnus

[night briar]

i wondered how do u reproduce if you are homo

[bright glade]

mf thunk im 213 💀

[rotund field]

touch belly buttons

[eager heart]

Youve been 2100 rapid when you just made an account and won your first game by abandonment, then proceeded to lose 20 games in a row to fall back to your real 1200 rating? Impressive, i must say

[neat steeple]

who want challenge？

[viral epoch]

Oki

[ember kettle]

The only 2 times I’ve ever beat him

[bright glade]

yk whats more impressive:? how wrong you are, im currently at 2060 rapid and i'll get back to 2100 in a few weeks when im ready to play

[rotund field]

If u ever need cookies im the supplier 😋

[viral epoch]

Who wants good songs

[cobalt gate]

ui

[rotund field]

😭😭

[eager heart]

If you dont send me your profile right now, I will officially consider you a liar. And remember, liars will be kicked off.

[viral epoch]

You already have the link to my refined playlist

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Nori Ocean (noirocean)

This is the Chess.com profile of noirocean. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Nori Ocean (noirocean)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 461 (1069 peak)
Blitz: 836 (1172 peak)
Bullet: 971 (1135 peak)

[bright glade]

https://www.chess.com/stats/overview/apatheticmoiz? here you go buddy

[grim edge]

https://twitter.com/cobratate/status/1658359022574026752?s=46&t=HzJ-4_BUu48r0pQJD77E-A

Andrew Tate (@Cobratate)

https://t.co/d4SsnR8WXx

Likes

81335

Retweets

11732

Twitter · May 16, 2023, 6:29 AM

[bright glade]

ima wait for him to tell me i have too few games

[mint sundial]

this is why andrew tate is the greatest of all time

[rotund field]

Yes sir 🥵

[viral epoch]

There is not just DB OSTs, that'd be boring

[scenic bramble]

what's labia food

[grim edge]

no way

[balmy sundial]

Hello

[native laurel]

HELLO WORLD

[rotund field]

Hi

[rotund field]

Hi

[viral epoch]

Actually there're only 2/10 which are DB OSTs

[rotund field]

Glup!

[eager heart]

1. Your account was made 7 days ago
2. you farmed wins against a 1100
3. You lost your recent game in 12 moves
   Youre clearly a cheater

[neat steeple]

1v1 win money

[grim edge]

wannabe top g how about u go from being the "top g" to being a normal person 💀

[digital solstice]

Guess who is this: https://www.chess.com/member/playing_to_win

[bright glade]

1. i've had online accounts since 2020
2. unrated games
3. unrated games

[rotund field]

[digital solstice]

This is the actual tate account

[primal fern]

wtf

[bright glade]

so wahtchu gonna say now

[viral epoch]

I like

[grim edge]

who wana 1v1

[neat steeple]

@eager heart third？

[viral epoch]

I like DB edits

[eager heart]

Why would I descend from being one of the greast humans of all mankind, to being a PEASANT, like you?

[grave wasp]

Who doesn't know that ApatheticMioz is a cheater at this point

[bright glade]

past tense* alex

[neat steeple]

@grim edge showed

[eager heart]

and what happened to them? they got banned?

[rotund field]

Omg bottom g is in chat

[grave wasp]

Ok was*

[grim edge]

greatest human ? you know hes just a person trying to sell applications and telling young confused men how to live ?

[bright glade]

yeah, i used to cheat, got a problem?

[rotund field]

[bright glade]

its gonna be funny when i get back 2100 again

[eager heart]

And you still do 💀

[bright glade]

report me then and wait for me to get banned

[tawny olive]

same bro

[eager heart]

Yes that's what I do

[grim edge]

whos that

[hardy blaze]

hi

[night briar]

https://play.chess.com/AP6E4

[rotund field]

💀

[neat steeple]

2000 rating is ez

[bright glade]

go ahead, report me, i really wanna see where your accusations end up

[grave wasp]

Why wouldn't he?

[grim edge]

oh thats him

[rotund field]

not like apathetic is an og here

[queen swift]

Ironic that you considered him a liar and are accusing without proof

[eager heart]

I am still in utter disbelief that you just shamelessly said that

[grim edge]

ye greatest human my a*s

[eager heart]

He literally just admitted to being a cheater. Idiot

[bright glade]

shamelessly against you yes,

[neat steeple]

when reach 2000 rating，there is hard to find an opponent

[queen swift]

Previously, and you are accusing his current status

[bright glade]

its because i dont care what you think at this point lmao

[tawny olive]

@shut helm 1v1?

[bright glade]

i was shameful when i was admitting it to people who cared about me

[rotund field]

if he hasnt cheated on this account, Whats your issue

[neat steeple]

@queen swift who is cheater？

[eager heart]

Play me a match of bullet of 10 games
If you win half a game, then you are confirmed not a cheater
Deal?

[primal fern]

i mean it's old news just move on.......

[rotund field]

:(

[grave wasp]

<@&741336954913685574>

[bright glade]

nope, im not gonna accept

[rotund field]

congrats

[eager heart]

you are the type of guy to condemn the death sentence

[bright glade]

ima have fun, keep thinking im cheating lmao

[balmy sundial]

I have a question

[eager heart]

of course you wont, cheater

[rotund field]

tf u on about bruh just shut up ur annoying

[balmy sundial]

Which bot is the best ?

[tawny olive]

@sullen hinge 1v1?

[bright glade]

you're 2100 bullet anyway, im 1900 bullet, i wont win 50% of my games against you

[neat steeple]

@eager heart no public accusation

[grave sedge]

Martin

[scenic bramble]

wrong chat , I am sry

[eager heart]

You are defending a guy who admitted to cheating
Revaluate your moral values

[grave wasp]

Albert

[bright glade]

so your argument doesnt hold up

[fiery cloud]

Martin so i can actually win

[bright glade]

i didnt admit to shit bro i admitted to cheating in past accounts

[old thistle]

No public cheating accusations

[eager heart]

I said 10 games

[grave sedge]

Legit

[grave wasp]

Most useful mod

[kindred yacht]

ayo

[eager heart]

He literally admitted to it himself
I cant believe whose side yall are taking 💀

[bright glade]

you expect a 1900 bullet to beat a 2100 bullet in 5 out of 10 games? you're delusional at this point

[grave wasp]

[old thistle]

Thanks

[vagrant glacier]

Gyaaat bro that cat man 🤤

[rotund field]

theres no evidence to him cheating on this account yet and never defended his cheating 💀💀 very dense person eh?

[eager heart]

I said you have to get 1 draw

[bright glade]

show me where i admit to cheating on this account

[spring dune]

Hi kidss

[grave wasp]

What the fxck

[winged sage]

i hit 509 elo just now

[vagrant glacier]

God dam bro omg that is so hot

[winged sage]

i was at 240 elo yesteday

[eager heart]

I listed all reasons why he is suspicious
What kind of evidence do you want? self admission?

[grim edge]

He used to cheat if he cheated on his currently account he would be banned rn idiot

[old thistle]

It is his second chance account so stop accusing. It is quite simple

[neat steeple]

@eager heart what is your elo？

[spring dune]

mark

[bright glade]

why am i suspicious again? lmao

[rotund field]

go analyze the games if ur that sus, ur annoying

[eager heart]

wait, so you are saying you are allowed to cheat in chess.com and have second chances?
Aight imma start cheating

[grave wasp]

🗿

[rotund field]

Aight

[grim edge]

Me too 💯💯💯

[bright glade]

guys you dont have to waste your time defending me, its funny at this point

[winged sage]

jugaste y sufri

[neat steeple]

@eager heart all pp have second chance

[bright glade]

scipio can step in cuz he's a mod so but the rest of y'all should chill

[eager heart]

thanks for letting me know
I havent used up my first chance yet

[coral crypt]

Does a brilliant made in a daily puzzle counts as my first brilliant lol

[rotund field]

(He’s annoying its funny to get him going)

[bright glade]

[old thistle]

Don't promote cheating

[spring dune]

yall have goofy names

[grim edge]

I mean you found the move so yes

[grave wasp]

I'm just watching

[fiery cloud]

I’m new to chess what’s a brilliant

[grave wasp]

It's entertaining

[bright glade]

he really looked at my previous unrated games i played in bed at 3am while not thinking and losing to lower rated people and accused me

[winged bluff]

Yesssssssssssssss

[winged sage]

mlook in the chess talk, someone is trying to sell accounts ban them

[grim edge]

When you play a move that doesn’t hang M1

[oak cliff]

are members allowed to dm mods?

[rotund field]

Plus anyone with a andrew tate profile, their opinion=irrelevant

[old thistle]

He already got banned but thanks

[spring dune]

2 of his chances gone 💀

[old thistle]

Of course

[full glen]

👀

[grave wasp]

Yes

[grim edge]

tbh the real brilliant is quitting chess

[rotund field]

[eager heart]

You are the one who is promoting it, you implied it is acceptable to cheat and have second accounts. I am the one who is saying they should be IP banned permanently

[rotund field]

LMAO

[ember kettle]

[queen swift]

🍿

[bright glade]

its not acceptable to cheat, it never was, but im special you see

[coral crypt]

It's a move that's rlly good, because it see a better position in some moves if the opponent do the right moves (ig that's it not sure xd)

[rotund field]

[hybrid swallow]

Not rlly

[old thistle]

I didn't say it is acceptable to cheat. However we do give people second chances. Don't twist my words

[gentle steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-wurtz-how-about-i-do-anyway-earth-historyof-japan-gif-15407596

[eager heart]

It is mindblowing how everyone is on your side
Did you pay everyone off

[vague zodiac]

damn we got a topg in the chat

[lime quartz]

[rotund field]

On second thought, keep talking @eager heart ur funny af

[bright glade]

no, im just an overall good guy in the community

[winged sage]

despacito 😎

[ember kettle]

no

i have 4 brilliants

[winged sage]

damn

[fiery cloud]

I feel like someone has tried to play chess with the emojis here before

[native laurel]

HOW AM I GETTING BETTER ALL OF A SUDDEN

[gentle steppe]

id like to see u try

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @fiery cloud, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[ember kettle]

becuase its night time for you

[bright glade]

people surprisingly do come to my side when someone is accusing me for no reason on my current account

[native laurel]

its day time

[full glen]

@eager heart forgiveness does not care if something is acceptable since if it is acceptable then there would be nothing to forgive

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/despacito-dance-fonsi-dancing-gif-9022791

[ember kettle]

CHESS IS A UCK BASED GAME

[coral crypt]

Who aske- (jk)

[eager heart]

Your current account was created 5 days ago 💀

[sharp cove]

https://play.chess.com/mpAuJ

[ember kettle]

i know

[bright glade]

you barely scratched the surface of my account and decided to accuse me

[ember kettle]

recks

[rapid lake]

@eager heart, play me on Chess.com

[old thistle]

[rotund field]

Half the amount i got 🙀

[bright glade]

i mentioned this before, i've had online chess experience since 2020, and i've mentioned this before, i've had accounts be closed

[eager heart]

Wow, you missed the point by a mile

[coral crypt]

Bro invented chess in stone age 💀💀💀

[bright glade]

none of these things mean im a 1200

[rotund field]

scipio no flexing for u allowed

[gentle steppe]

💀 scipio

[old thistle]

Ok

[bright glade]

W

[eager heart]

If you are a real 2000
Tell me what is a benoni defence
YOu have 10 seconds

[old thistle]

Bruh

[ember kettle]

@grim edge L

[grim edge]

scipio do a pokemon fusion gimme 2 pokemon @old thistle

[viscid jacinth]

Honestly now i am on andrew tates side

[rotund field]

(I want to make it look like i have a lot of messages)

[bright glade]

im not going to

[hybrid swallow]

No it's a friend's chessboard from Egypt

[old thistle]

Did he really say Benoni

[grim edge]

[rotund field]

LMAOOO

[ember kettle]

im in egypt rn

[eager heart]

Ok here is an easier question
What is an en passant

[bright glade]

whatchu gonna do, like seriously, whatchu gonna do if i dont explain?

[old thistle]

You do

[ember kettle]

look at teh messege i replied to

[bright glade]

i capture king with my pawn ez next question

[ember kettle]

l = luck

[bright glade]

[rotund field]

compared to 90k

[neat steeple]

@bright glade just keep silent

[hybrid swallow]

Nice

[fiery cloud]

🔥 🔥 WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE STONE AGE WITH THIS

[ember kettle]

BRO NOOOO I ACCIDENTLY SUPER REACTED

[gentle steppe]

no lifer

[eager heart]

wow, so when i said you are 1200 i overestimated u

[viscid jacinth]

damn

[bright glade]

i just want him to realize how powerless he is

[neat steeple]

@eager heart lolololololool

[viscid jacinth]

@old thistle whats happening

[rotund field]

Look at scipios…

[bright glade]

like he has nothing he can do

[old thistle]

And proud

[rapid lake]

What is the Benoni Defense, @eager heart

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-spin-cute-you-spin-me-furry-gif-23040103

[rotund field]

😭😭

[neat steeple]

en passant is capture pawn

[old thistle]

Idk

[gentle steppe]

[bright glade]

oh i was wrong? i surely did not know that man i had no idea !

[ember kettle]

i accideneltaltly wasted a super rection in chess genreal

[grim edge]

e4 e5

[eager heart]

d4 c5 d5

[rotund field]

Spin

[fiery cloud]

andrew tate vs ampu tate

[mint sinew]

i will destroy anyone on bullet.

[bright glade]

[viscid jacinth]

Andrew tate seems correct tbh

[night briar]

https://play.chess.com/QQnVw

[hybrid swallow]

d4 c5
Or
d4 Nf6
Nf3 c5

[eager heart]

Who won the chess olympics in 2020?

[gentle steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-air-breath-gif-25846172

[rotund field]

Meow?!

[full glen]

i remembered this server being less chaotic before

[grim edge]

That’s the Old Benoni 🤓

[bright glade]

i dont know, what does that have to do with anything

[fiery cloud]

I saw a clip of him flinging around a toy sword babbling in that same bed 💀

[spring dune]

bro just googled tht and now he is asking others 💀

[old thistle]

No?

[ember kettle]

😲😲

[rotund field]

Geometry dash solos

[night briar]

chess is very relaxing, just premove stuff

[eager heart]

My reaction, when a player 500 points lower rated than me gives me chess advice --> 🤡

[ember kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1106536181283426315/IMG_3468.png

[native laurel]

I GOT MY 4 CHECK MATE IN A ROW

[old thistle]

Lmao

[gentle steppe]

i am enjoying it tbh

[eager heart]

wrong, chess have no olympics
Insane how uninformed yall are on a chess server

[grim edge]

When did I give you chess advice?

[rotund field]

Too bad elo doesnt make u any more mature 💀

[ember kettle]

i got 4 checkmate in a row vs martin

[viscid jacinth]

Yes like which person got second chance who got banned in arena #2

[neat steeple]

is chess have oplyimpic？？？

[native laurel]

bruh

[ember kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1108057753689272340/85f2cb5f-44f8-4f2f-a813-63e657e11acc_5065cac7.png

[bright glade]

oh wow you tried a trick question

[full glen]

i just realized that cigarettes are just small cigars and not a seperate thing

[lime quartz]

benoni is like scandanavian for sicilian player

[gentle steppe]

damn ppl are dumb

[rotund field]

gamer olympics

[old thistle]

I don't even know who won the olympiad 2022

[viscid jacinth]

yall give people second chance i might as well ask that

[spring dune]

damn bro just tricked us

[rapid lake]

Andrew challenge me

[night briar]

anyone wanna play?

[rapid lake]

Sure

[old thistle]

Who?

[fiery cloud]

Aren’t they different since cigars are taste?

[viscid jacinth]

Are u talking about me

[verbal elm]

who wants to play chess

[rapid lake]

After I beat @eager heart

[native laurel]

why does none have faith in me ;-;

[gentle steppe]

NK was his name he is handsome and was,,idk

[ember kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008924850267639938/1105624837097001052/IMG_0235.png

[viscid jacinth]

No one right?

[lime quartz]

fortnite olympic

[full glen]

1k+ chess.com players currently queueing rn:

[gentle steppe]

no about the andrew tate dude

[bright glade]

ran, i didnt cheat in the arena

[neat steeple]

Olympic I dont know but math olympiad i know

[night briar]

https://play.chess.com/s38u1

[old thistle]

How should I know who got banned in arena 2

[eager heart]

I only play for money. Loser gives 1k$ to winner

[gentle steppe]

[viscid jacinth]

you just said i got second chance because i was special

Dont u think its like nepotism

[neat steeple]

@eager heart gambling not illegal

[grim edge]

I only play Russian Roulette

[covert grotto]

bet

[viscid jacinth]

Is slowmode off

[gentle steppe]

[bright glade]

thats not what i meant at all

[rotund field]

Ian nepomniatchi?!?!?!?!?

[fiery cloud]

Necrophillette

[eager heart]

wow they legalised it?

[old thistle]

We don't play games for money here

[ember kettle]

if my brother quits chess am i allowed to take his acc?

[gentle steppe]

I DO

[neat steeple]

@eager heart no one play money here

[rotund field]

Oh no he speaks british english dialect too

[old thistle]

Account sharing is not allowed

[covert grotto]

@eager heart let's bet 10k on a chess game 10+5 the one with the better engine wins

[eager heart]

That's your prerogative

[bright glade]

whatever i said to this andrew tate fella, i was trolling, only 5% of what i said, i meant

[ember kettle]

that sucks 😭

[gentle steppe]

BRO i am remembering my past sins rn

[eager heart]

No, there is nothing more shameful than a female promiscuity except cheating in a gentleman game of chess

[old thistle]

Self note to ban NK

[rotund field]

Idk i can think of a few more things

[covert grotto]

well said i was just testing you

[native laurel]

i change my mind about the queens wayward

[old thistle]

...

[ember kettle]

non karate

[gentle steppe]

not kiddin i had one with a dude but it got banned cuz that dude did something stupid NOTHING HAPEENED TO MY ACC SO I AM FINE

[grim edge]

wayward queen best opening

[bright glade]

aw man why is this andrew guy not calling me a cheater anymore, i'll need to provoke him if i want more content but that would be bad

[rotund field]

💰 give me funny role

[bright glade]

the fun ended

[lime quartz]

denver opening

[old thistle]

Fots is not a funny role?

[ember kettle]

he got the funny role

[carmine hinge]

Does anyone have chess premium

[old thistle]

I heard locked out is a very funny role

[carmine hinge]

Does anyone have chess premium

[rotund field]

(Joke :KEKW)

[grim edge]

ik u ain’t got 1k

[bright glade]

nice one

[eager heart]

because i am on my 4th warning

[native laurel]

BRUH I GOT MY 5TH CHECKMATE IN A ROW

[carmine hinge]

Does anyone have chess premium

[fiery cloud]

I have won a 100 games in a row

[rotund field]

Black username color :0

[gentle steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[fiery cloud]

against martin

[old thistle]

Very special

[bright glade]

surprisingly i've behaved better than you, i'm on 0 warnings, strange

[grim edge]

bro is on the verge of being banished to the shadow realm

[viscid jacinth]

Calling someone powerless showing he cant do shit doesn't looks like a funny troll

[bright glade]

i guess we're both weird in our own ways

[gentle steppe]

especially when its on a dude named NK

[rotund field]

only for special members!

[primal fern]

connect your account to get trusted role

[gentle steppe]

[old thistle]

Pls don't pist pics of slurs

[worn ice]

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[eager heart]

surprisingly, i have cheated 0 times across my whole chess career

[carmine hinge]

You have premium

[fiery cloud]

Oh yeah

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[old thistle]

Most special dude

[bright glade]

i wasnt wrong tho? and he was accusing me of cheating on my current account, so he warranted some trolling, and that was funny trolling, ask some other people and im sure they'd agree

[gentle steppe]

U GOD DAMN|| LOVELY GUY||

[viscid jacinth]

Moreover on Ran Rhy

[ember kettle]

i found my chess account from long ago but im not lalowed to log in becuase 2 account = ban '

[carmine hinge]

Bruh so you don't have it

Does anyone have chess premium

[rotund field]

Live cat reaction

[night briar]

tahts the funniest thing i saw today

[carmine hinge]

Does anyone have chess premium

[gentle steppe]

ran is way more special than that NK dude like nk is garbage

[carmine hinge]

Does anyone have chess premium

[viscid jacinth]

Tackling toxic behaviour with toxic behaviour isnt cool man @gentle steppe

[bright glade]

how was i toxic

[grim edge]

I’ll give you 1 week of diamond for the low low price of $10

[bright glade]

what??

[gentle steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-umm-what-what-gif-14694719

[rapid lake]

@eager heart

[rotund field]

I do it all the time but ppl dont seem to care for me .-.

[rapid lake]

Challenge me

[fiery cloud]

When I played in person it’s my friends a few months ago I had no clue how to play chess except the basic moves so i tried to take their king with my king

[viscid jacinth]

Toxic is the wrong word i used

[carmine hinge]

Do you have the premium

[eager heart]

How is it toxic to accuse an admitted cheater, of cheating.
None of you called magnus toxic when he accused hans

[viscid jacinth]

My bad let me find a correct word

[grim edge]

I have lichess

[night briar]

ok

[bright glade]

its against the rules

[queen swift]

*compares himself to Magnus

[carmine hinge]

Same

[rapid lake]

I’m talking to Andrew

[rotund field]

A lot of ppl did 💀

[eager heart]

it is also against the rules to cheat, which you admitted to doing

[carmine hinge]

Does anyone have chess premium

[rapid lake]

He is too scared

[old thistle]

Last warning stop it

[viscid jacinth]

just report and live on your life you are clearly on wrong side no point in arguing with you

[bright glade]

whcih i was punished for and has been dealt with, what rule am i currently breaking?