💬〡general-off-topic

[viral epoch]

I sad when Cellen be the sad

[primal shore]

What about werewolfs

[grim edge]

How did that one vocaloid song go

[sharp galleon]

otb blitz also exists

[primal shore]

Hyper bullet*

[pine bison]

Nah frick those, team edward baby

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

[last verge]

isn't hyper 30s and ultra 15s

[latent pebble]

Andrew Tate is a furry

[little junco]

[primal shore]

Bruv called me scared to play him and now won't play you

[primal shore]

You right you right

[fair trench]

ah no its called ultra bullet

[viral epoch]

Venti better archon

[grim edge]

I did💀

[latent pebble]

Pix is a furry

[grim edge]

/j just in case

[latent pebble]

you’re not funny

[primal shore]

@grim edge what's wrong to scared to accept a challenge

[cold ember]

I cant handle the time pressure of blitz, i misplay like an idiot every time

[sharp galleon]

but that doesn’t mean blitz isn’t chess

[fair trench]

god is not a thing

[latent pebble]

god doesn’t have human characteristics

fear god

[cold ember]

time limit just turns my brain off, i cant

[fair trench]

no one said god is a man

[primal shore]

God isn't gendered

[grim edge]

Yeah that sounded WAY better in my head

[viral epoch]

Chat is going at it again

[grim edge]

Wdym i did

[latent pebble]

common storm L

[little junco]

Im christian too, but please dont take it like that. It is kinda hard to explain what you are trying to say. I respect you, and do not think your rights should be any lesser than any other person.

[last verge]

ariana grande said god is a woman

[cold ember]

god is a genderless all powerful entity that exists for some people

[latent pebble]

I don’t care what Ariana says

[pine bison]

Stop the religious talks

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Yeah i kinda fked up

[little junco]

Ok

[primal shore]

Im gay and every church says God loves me smh

[pine bison]

Warning everyone right now to drop it

[cold ember]

ok mom

[primal shore]

Okie

[latent pebble]

im not Christian

[pine bison]

@grim edge tf

[grim edge]

are you ok

[little junco]

.

[grim edge]

bro pasted a whole recipe

[viral epoch]

HATE EGGS HATE EGGS HATE EGGS

[sharp galleon]

what’s even your definition of chess bruh

[grim edge]

tf

[last verge]

bro switched accounts

[latent pebble]

stfu the 1-0 you’re bad never play again

[grim edge]

GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE CHIP RECIPE THAT SHIT WAS LOOKING GREAT

[last verge]

lame boring long tc chess

[little junco]

Ive litteraly been in the same position :/

[pine bison]

Any cookers in chat?

[latent pebble]

youre shit you

[grim edge]

POST IT BACK AGAIN YOU COWARD

[little junco]

STOP

[latent pebble]

blocked

[primal shore]

I play cookie run

[latent pebble]

[last verge]

i made scrambled eggs once

[cold ember]

how do you like your eggs, scrambled, hard boiled, baked, poached?

[pine bison]

Eggs are tasty

[grim edge]

Moi Madame moi moi

[grim edge]

Pain you know im best cook

[latent pebble]

youre ugly

[viral epoch]

Eggs are awful

[sharp galleon]

nuts too

[pine bison]

REAL COOKER

[grim edge]

Hes in your walls

[primal shore]

I cook alot

[latent pebble]

I can cook here and there

[grim edge]

Im best cook in sweden i got the power of all dishes on my side

[viral epoch]

NUTS ARE ALSO AWFUL

[gentle crane]

I'm a great cook

[pine bison]

You just don't know how to cook m

[grim edge]

I cook meth

[little junco]

I cant cook

[latent pebble]

I have your home address

[pine bison]

No

[grim edge]

And cookies thats all

[cold ember]

meatballs and pölse?

[viral epoch]

Nop, just allergic

[ivory wing]

Yes I cook all my meals

[rotund field]

hi 🥺🥺🥺

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Thanks for the cookie recipe imma make it later

[latent pebble]

Ive made mozzarella sticks before

[sharp galleon]

eggs are the best wdym

[pine bison]

Tf bro

[rotund field]

🫂

[little junco]

why are there 2 ventis

[grim edge]

Pain is a utensil of the kitchen pog

[latent pebble]

Funniest genshin fan

[little junco]

signora come back to slap the other 1

[primal shore]

I cooked an entire thanksgiving dinner for the first time we celebrated (last October)

[sharp galleon]

I guess

[grim edge]

wow

[viral epoch]

I uh made them use Venti pfp

[pine bison]

Too high level of venti(lation) in this chat

[ivory wing]

I will cook everyone here enchiladas for dinner and for breakfast eggs Benedict

[cold ember]

no better feeling that cooking something visually telling that the people eating enjoyed it

[grim edge]

Americans huh

[grim edge]

Still cant believe they snaped singonra like that funny storyline tbh

[latent pebble]

Comedy

[little junco]

...

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Allergic

[grim edge]

I was made to do this by mitzu

[latent pebble]

skill issue

[pine bison]

Please laugh

[sharp galleon]

never knew you could have allergy against egg

[little junco]

what

[latent pebble]

Currently wheezing

[viral epoch]

I also made Alex use Venti

[pine bison]

Thanks :))

[cold ember]

90% its just a phase that will disappear within minutes

[grim edge]

You made me blow hair thru my nose thats good enough pain

Someone give me trolling ideas

[pine bison]

[little junco]

copy the other team moves

[grim edge]

Yeah might change my pfp later on

[pine bison]

Breathing is epic, keep it up

[latent pebble]

Please do

[grim edge]

Oooooooo i like it

[primal shore]

@grim edge yes October smh

[viral epoch]

Stormy I know you continued with it cuz you liked it

[sharp galleon]

create a 400 rated alt account and destroy a 2100s hopes and dreams

[grim edge]

I got a pfp for you wanna see it?

[grim edge]

I will later

[green pivot]

loose again

[grim edge]

Send an ill change later

[cold ember]

i made the "mhh, mhh" sound

[sharp galleon]

couldn’t be me

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[pine bison]

Mhh mhh

[little junco]

change it to raiden

[grim edge]

Ill ask chess.com to do it when i become a streamer im evil

Mac and cheese italian variation

[grim edge]

lmao

[viral epoch]

Nuts also, as with doggo, cats and redfish

[grim edge]

Nah i dont even play genshin anymore

[little junco]

what ur twitch i follow u

[grim edge]

How is chat doing today?

[little junco]

Rip

[grim edge]

PERFECTION

[sharp galleon]

that’s a lot of allergies

[grim edge]

No u

[honest scaffold]

hey

[pine bison]

Huge win

[little junco]

no u

[viral epoch]

[honest scaffold]

please can anyone play with me

[latent pebble]

Glad to see people can recover from such a deadly disease

[grim edge]

I dont get addicted to games easily

[grim edge]

I'm doing great hbu?

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Yrah bro almost spent money on that shiz

[grim edge]

I have not become a streamer yet i wanna become one in a few months thx for wanting to follow tho

[little junco]

genshit impact

[jade oyster]

only gigachads plays genshin

[grim edge]

I'm fine ty for asking

[latent pebble]

are you actually doing great grim

[gentle crane]

I once gave food poisoning to 2 friends, that's how good my cooking is

[grim edge]

Why does ur status say Rxg6+?

[little junco]

Oh, dm me when u streaming

[honest scaffold]

hey

[grim edge]

Ive played genshin a bit doesnt seem to bad tbh

[latent pebble]

Just know I’m there for you

[grim edge]

No

[honest scaffold]

can anyone play with me

[little junco]

Sure.

[jade oyster]

what is copy of genshin

[latent pebble]

Zax i finally order a new chess set

[primal shore]

Im in the comfiest softest robe rn

[honest scaffold]

i'm a newbie

[viral epoch]

I honestly have no clue anymore, it just keeps going further and further from how I want it, it's unreal

[little junco]

breath of the wild = genshin

[primal shore]

After being wet in the rain all day this is amazing

[grim edge]

FNX MY BROTHER I AM PROUD may we play otb 1 day

[little junco]

I agree

[pine bison]

I dont even play genshin

[primal shore]

I actually really want a taco rn

[little junco]

same!

[grim edge]

Cus It's a move that was played in GM game that allowed checkmate in 1

[primal shore]

No cheese plz

[grim edge]

That so cool

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[latent pebble]

Yeh my other one was wack

[pine bison]

Last time I played genshin must have been 2020 or so lol

[honest scaffold]

https://play.chess.com/pJsm5

[latent pebble]

[latent pebble]

Let’s keep it that way

[pine bison]

Genshin boring as heck

[grim edge]

@grim edge gg

[latent pebble]

Most rpgs are terrible anyways

[primal shore]

I've never played genshin

[pine bison]

I played it on release, it was cool

[latent pebble]

W

[grim edge]

Happy for ur new set

[viral epoch]

Grimsi hi

[grim edge]

thanks

[latent pebble]

Thanks!

[primal shore]

Is that cream cheese grrrrr

[viral epoch]

Ngl it is, I just want Venti

[grim edge]

??? wdym r u accusing me for cheating?

[latent pebble]

[pine bison]

I just wanted diluc and got him in the first week after release LUL

[grim edge]

i was thinking about the moves

[primal shore]

GIBBBBB

[gentle crane]

Catos

[viral epoch]

[pine bison]

Didn't spend any money,

[grim edge]

i was gonna send a pic of ronaldo and almost sent a 50 min video about how to become successful

any problem?

[pine bison]

My friend whaled genshin and didn't get diluc LULULUL

[fair trench]

wait

bonglord send me the game

[grim edge]

bro dont want me to think 💀

[knotty dune]

wat

[primal shore]

...gib-?

[grim edge]

i didn't ask u

[grim edge]

Hi

[fair trench]

send me the game link mid guy

[grim edge]

Lmao i have like 15 stars f2p HOW TF DID I GET THAT

u didn't even see the match

[pine bison]

Get some help zax. Stop playing this game ;)

[primal shore]

If you had to pause on move 3 at 1500 there's some issues

[gentle crane]

I make good tacos

[grim edge]

cuz my actual rating is higher than chess.com raating 💀

[fair trench]

guys wait

after a acussacion let me see if he actually cheat

[grim edge]

i told u chess.com said i play like 2200

[fair trench]

ik how a cheater play in the first moves

[grim edge]

i just dont like grinding my elo

[viral epoch]

"Nighty night" chat, see you- nvm, baiiiii

[pine bison]

No accusations

[gentle crane]

😭 nobody can eat the cat

[viral epoch]

[primal shore]

I give 1500's too much opening credit 💀

[grim edge]

PAIN I HAVE NOT PLAYED IN MONTHS I PLAY IT LIKE I PLAY ZELDA ONLY FOR STORY dont make me whip out the thanos massages

[grim edge]

Good night Mitzu sleep well

[fair trench]

send me the game link

[jade oyster]

dont eat cats

[pine bison]

LOOOL NOT THE THANOS

[grim edge]

ILL BUY ZELDA OF STORM

[pine bison]

[fair trench]

yea

[grim edge]

[fair trench]

guys public acussations is against the rules

u can be banned for doing that

[gentle crane]

Only chicken should be allowed to be eaten

[grim edge]

thanks but just say gg next time 🙂

[viral epoch]

Thank youuu and nighty night in advance for many more nights to come, Ilysm Grimsi

[grim edge]

Na ill actually buy it just cuz ya suggest it

[pine bison]

Gn mitzu

[grim edge]

bro plz i wasnt talking to u

@viral epoch Good night venti sleep tight

why bro always starts beef with me

[rotund field]

😘

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/marketmove-mm-move-cool-trend-gif-25255237

[grim edge]

yo i won

[latent pebble]

cya

[gentle crane]

Yas

[grim edge]

i still played like 1600... so whatever..

[rotund field]

gimme kiss 🥺🥺

[gentle crane]

See this is good food

[grim edge]

Youre a beast bro

[gentle crane]

STOP CHEATING

[viral epoch]

Good"night" Zaaaks eep well you too when you eventually do ❤️

[grim edge]

Bye eli

Mozzarella sticks

dam that's crazy

[viral epoch]

Bah baiii Yass

[grim edge]

@grim edge CAN I GET SOME BORGIR

just get good next time or i will mate u again in chess ofc

[rotund field]

SORRYYYY

[fair trench]

why he took 1m on a move

[grim edge]

Epic

Hi walter

[fair trench]

hi

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[pine bison]

Someone should order a blue 🧇

[grim edge]

PAIN

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-happy-gif-23339052

@grim edge check my pfp

[fair trench]

he is bad

[grim edge]

Your pfp is Gold I love it

[grim edge]

A blue what now

[pine bison]

You can't stop provoking huh

[grim edge]

DONT SEARCH

[viral epoch]

Baiiiiiiii 😭

[grim edge]

Huh

[pine bison]

Ok

[grim edge]

lol bro think rating from chess.com is everything

Pain what did you mean by blue what

Blue whale? Blue pancake

[fair trench]

guys stop the battle

[pine bison]

It's good, nvm

[grim edge]

The battle must commence

totally not edited

konrad just be cooking

[pine bison]

Blue 🧇

[grim edge]

Nah man you just gotta follow thru

[pine bison]

UH OH

[grim edge]

WHAT did you mean by that

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-among-us-among-us-meme-shocked-confused-gif-22454610

wdym mines said it's 1600

[pine bison]

Oh no

[mighty remnant]

omg

[grim edge]

Blue waffle

[pine bison]

This poor man's eyes

[grim edge]

i need an among us potion

Whats that hold on lemme google it

[hushed saffron]

Is there a certain elo u should stop doing kings gambit or could u do it forever

[grim edge]

dam bro just admit ur loss... stop accusing me

[pine bison]

@hushed saffron nice pfp, go connect your account btw

[hushed saffron]

so what elo do u think i should stop

[grim edge]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[latent pebble]

95 accuracy vs a 2000+

[viral epoch]

Will do, Ily all hopefully we'll see eachother

[grim edge]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOO MAKES BEST FOOOOOOOOOODS

@pine bison what the fucj

[hushed saffron]

im new idk what titled is lol is it a certain elo

[grim edge]

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THAT MAN

[grim edge]

i can even beat u in bullet if u want... what r u on about

[fair trench]

mid guy

[hushed saffron]

does it mean u get a name next to ur user

[pine bison]

Rip in peace little one

[grim edge]

ZEL SAVES THE DAY

[brazen smelt]

look at this astonishing young and well mannered man

[fair trench]

stop flexing u won a lot

[rotund field]

🥵

[rotund field]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY

[grim edge]

zel this guy is not admitting bros loss 😭

[grim edge]

Bro u did not just throw me under the bus you throw me off a cliff holy cow

[cursive canopy]

Hello gays and guys

[honest scaffold]

gg

[rotund field]

ur so hot 🥵

[fair trench]

mid guy stop flexing u won

[grim edge]

how

[hushed saffron]

?

[grim edge]

What was that

[pine bison]

Welcome to the Internet

[grim edge]

ok then be quite

[brazen smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

[latent pebble]

he’s lost to sf plenty of times

[grim edge]

Man i aint recovering after that

[cursive canopy]

No

[little junco]

e

[hushed saffron]

wha

[rotund field]

False

[grim edge]

alr ok

I need some water

[little junco]

no

[rotund field]

im buzzed 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[grim edge]

I am scared of blue waffles now

i told u my rating based on the analysis, but ig it's not true

[rotund field]

:(((( mean

[little junco]

where is master zax

[astral void]

bruh why is my opponent playing negative iq chess

[rotund field]

MINE

[little junco]

sorry 😦

[fair trench]

idk mid guy doesnt look like a cheater

[pine bison]

1600 for me as well

[grim edge]

Does he play the london

[rotund field]

i can’t forgive u

[astral void]

i do, lmao

[grim edge]

Whats the brilliant move

[rotund field]

GIMME NOWWWWW

[grim edge]

thanks

[little junco]

plss

[hushed saffron]

uhh no

[grim edge]

You mustve looked at a mirror then

[rotund field]

:((( meann

[grim edge]

Hey friend

[grim edge]

ik that guy edited the analysis 💀

[latent pebble]

my set arrives on Thursday or Friday

[rotund field]

MOREEEE

[astral void]

well he got dominated

[little junco]

hi

[brazen smelt]

perprerronia

[grim edge]

Cant wait

[little junco]

play meh is ches master zax

[rotund field]

🥺🥺ty

[grim edge]

Will hurt his pride forever

[astral void]

whats bad about london

[grim edge]

yh cuz u are 100 rated player... so maybe that affected on the game

[little junco]

I sorry 🛢️

[rotund field]

i forgive u know :D

[grim edge]

Can you explain to me in ff14 terms what this does

[little junco]

yay ty

[grim edge]

I am just joking man

[rotund field]

Frens now? :0

[frank raft]

Hi chat

[little junco]

yes

[grim edge]

[rotund field]

creme brule

[rotund field]

YAY :D

[little junco]

@grim edge

[astral void]

i thought i could improve my game more lmao, londons helped me go up like 200 elo

[rotund field]

SHUSH OR NO OIL FOR U

[little junco]

both

[astral void]

whats that thing called again, i forgot

[frank raft]

Can I get a Quaso

[rotund field]

more fren :D

[little junco]

I have question

[latent pebble]

Zel are you drunk

[rotund field]

Ily

[grim edge]

Its a solid principaled opinion an dvery easy to play its a great opening altho boring

[rotund field]

Buzzed not drunk

[latent pebble]

Oh

[grim edge]

Its late 😄 Add SensaiZax We can play later

@viral epoch bro sleep

[frank raft]

Is this resturant tycoon or what is happening

[astral void]

true, tbh im bad playing with black tho, people always play the pawn in front of their king and I never know what to do

[little junco]

have anybody ever played a video game for like 5 hours and then start actually touching grass and going about your day and then al of a sudden your brain thinks for a split second you're playing the game or is it just me

[little junco]

ok

[frank raft]

Where hot chocolate?

[viral epoch]

Ily all till death and beyond cya when Idek

[latent pebble]

Just you

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

u use samsung?? i use samsung as well

[rotund field]

Me after zelda 💀

[grim edge]

Learn openings in black like the carro and stuff

[rotund field]

Mitzu me hug u till u eep grrr

[latent pebble]

I played fortnite for a long long time with friends on a rare weekend

[rotund field]

paraglider got me wanting to jump and fly 😭

[latent pebble]

but that was like 4 years ago

[frank raft]

Thanks

[latent pebble]

6?

[rotund field]

Ill catch u bbg

[latent pebble]

Yeah 5 years ago

[grim edge]

SEASON 3-7 WERE DIFFRENT

[grim edge]

I FEEL OLD NOW

[latent pebble]

real

[viral epoch]

You wouldn't find it too amusing once I've fallen "asleep"

[astral void]

Look at that chart

[rotund field]

Romeo n juliet shi 🥵

[viral epoch]

Anyway grrr gn

[rotund field]

ill still hug u :)

[viral epoch]

[little junco]

Like i was responding and for a split second I was thinking about taking Zel with my bishop 😂

[latent pebble]

[dawn quest]

that was peak gaming at the time

[viral epoch]

I will

[wide merlin]

???I don’t understand the difference between Rd1 and 0-0-0

[rotund field]

NOOOO WHY ME

[pine bison]

I have multiple phones but one of them is a Samsung ye

[grim edge]

Mitzu my man drop your phone in a well or something

[viral epoch]

Mestrado

[little junco]

Blame the bishop

[grim edge]

Give one i beg

[tropic pewter]

click show moves

[rotund field]

TAKE STORM GRRR

[astral void]

@grim edge , its always a good feeling knowing ur improving

[grim edge]

Escargots amirite

[viral epoch]

No me

[grim edge]

damn i use samsung cuz it's korean company

[little junco]

---> Storm

[grim edge]

It always is

[rotund field]

YAY TY

[grim edge]

SLEEP NOW

[astral void]

Les escargots

[pine bison]

No lol

[grim edge]

Sleep

[rotund field]

🥺🥺

[viral epoch]

I won't sleep

[little junco]

bagete

[mighty remnant]

hi people

[grim edge]

[ivory wing]

Inside of me there are two wolves

[latent pebble]

[grim edge]

What if i become your frind and emotionally manipulate you into depending on me will that make you give me a phone

[viral epoch]

But I'm going to sleep

[grim edge]

[rotund field]

What gameeeee

[latent pebble]

[pine bison]

Nope

[grim edge]

[little junco]

thats looks bad but i would try it

[tropic pewter]

what is going on

[grim edge]

Was worth trying

[rotund field]

We silly

[ivory wing]

You scoop the meat out

[tropic pewter]

very

[little junco]

b a g e t e

[frank raft]

@grim edge could I pls get a pain au chocolat

[ivory wing]

It’s delicious

[pine bison]

Don't you have a phone in your hand right now @grim edge

[rotund field]

:3

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

You dont you use a tooth pick thing to remove the thing form the shell

[tropic pewter]

🥖

[grim edge]

konrad made 10 dishes by now

[grim edge]

Having a better one would be epik tho

btw is that u in ur pfp?

[viral epoch]

So gn know Ily all from dawn to dusk

[grim edge]

MITZU

[little junco]

bagete in bag with bagete with bagete

[frank raft]

He cooking fast

[grim edge]

night night

PLEASE MAN I AM WORRIED SLEEP DAWG JUST SLEEP

[grim edge]

frfr

[rotund field]

Gn mitzu ly :)

[grim edge]

night

[tropic pewter]

@grim edge I GOT TRUSTED

[grim edge]

Hi murtle

[tropic pewter]

yay

[grim edge]

ur abs are crazy

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pog-gif-18640695

idk who you are

[little junco]

make jerk pork konrad

[rotund field]

‘Im not gay’

[viral epoch]

Won't sleep but also going to sleep

[unique beacon]

Guys find the winning move for white

Black plays: KING h3

And i missed win due to 1 sec left on clock

[tropic pewter]

yea baby thats what im talking about

[viral epoch]

Mwah mwah

[rotund field]

still tryyyyy

[grim edge]

I am begging you

[viral epoch]

Bah baiii

[grim edge]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

nah bro chill... i just respect his hard working

[grim edge]

[little junco]

who dat

[rotund field]

mhmmmm silly

[grim edge]

Ke17

[grim edge]

my king is climbing

[grim edge]

👍 if i was gay, i chose u 😏

[rotund field]

ly bbg 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[little junco]

@grim edge

[tropic pewter]

are you playing king of the hill again in chat

[tawny pumice]

i dropped to 2021...

[dawn quest]

pineapple pizza, but remove the pizza

[little junco]

yes

[grim edge]

I reached unreacheable heights next move Ke29

[unique beacon]

Is this drawish or not?

I play against Collage NM player

Im playing with WHITE with pieces

[rotund field]

Bro went back 2 years 😭

[grim edge]

❤️

[tropic pewter]

long chess

[rotund field]

[dawn quest]

thanks bro

[grim edge]

I didnt know damian came back

[little junco]

make jerk pork

[rotund field]

My buzzed ass thought those were fries

[final epoch]

anyone wnna play a game ? vc on

[little junco]

[unique beacon]

Opponent king h3 so the best move is f5

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Amazing work ill give you a promotion

[tepid panther]

It's a draw

[young sigil]

Messi>ronaldo or ronaldo>messi?

[grim edge]

7ygcxz

[subtle turret]

first

[rotund field]

MITZU WHY SADDDDDD

[gentle crane]

Me better than both

[unique beacon]

Its not i stockfish it

[subtle turret]

they are both good tho

[young sigil]

u know

[tepid panther]

Actually @unique beacon you'd be playing for a win if it's your move

[unique beacon]

Ok

[young sigil]

Duolingo goat

[mighty remnant]

when you calculate mate but you're in check:

[little junco]

how do you calculate that far into the future

i can barley calculate 2 moves

[unique beacon]

After he takes KING f4
Shouldering the black king

[mighty remnant]

i mean most of the moves are forced

[dawn quest]

play with the arrows

[little junco]

Ok

[rotund field]

meow

[dawn quest]

no, taking the king is illegal

[mighty remnant]

the first two moves the king only has one move
and it's pretty easy to see bishop check, king has no squares so queen must take
then pawn takes back with mate

[little junco]

how do u use arrows?

[dawn quest]

right click

[tropic pewter]

only problem with that is that there is the possibility that your opponent doesn't play what you calculated

[little junco]

Ok

[unique beacon]

Ill send u continuation wait

[grim edge]

[tawny pumice]

endgame is a draw but youre a 1500 fide so youre going to find a way to lose it somehow

dont say i didnt warn you

[little junco]

BRUH

[neat steeple]

is joining fide need to pay？

[dawn quest]

i calculated checkmate like 5 moves ahead against a girl from my class on a 14 day daily game

she hasnt moved for some days

[little junco]

MT BIRDS OPENING BACKFIRES SO HARD

[neat steeple]

我是最强的

[dawn quest]

grob

[little junco]

No.

[vernal moth]

yo when do they launch a new map for chess?

[neat steeple]

@little junco yes

[unique beacon]

Wait bruh i send the wrong position that is why bruh

[idle galleon]

DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY DOOR DASH PROMO CODES?

[grim edge]

Ill go sleep probably have a lovely time peeps Gn

[little junco]

不你不是

[neat steeple]

@little junco cnm

[vernal moth]

sweet

[little junco]

This is a chess server, sir.

[dawn quest]

can camel carry pieces

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[dawn quest]

yo grimmy

[vernal moth]

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

[grim edge]

How is chat doing today

[neat steeple]

@little junco u dont understand Chinese jajaja

[dawn quest]

hru

[little junco]

what

[grim edge]

I'm good I got 2 brilliant today

[wild oyster]

It depends on where u live

[neat steeple]

@little junco u r not Chinese

[dawn quest]

fine, wbu

[little junco]

And???

[dawn quest]

niiice, keep it up

[neat steeple]

@little junco and why u use Chinese name？

[mighty remnant]

after forcing a queen trade knight is trapped :D

[little junco]

why cant i?

[grim edge]

Yo r u Chinese?

[neat steeple]

@little junco 因为你是辣鸡

@grim edge yeah

[idle galleon]

erm california

[grim edge]

Nice I went China when j was young, and its a beautiful country

[idle galleon]

and im hungry as hell sumir

[neat steeple]

@grim edge im Chinese not china Chinese

[grim edge]

Which Chinese r u

[dawn quest]

download honey brother

[grim edge]

Hong Kong?

[neat steeple]

@grim edge how to explain to u

@grim edge no

[unique beacon]

Stockfish realise that im winning

[little junco]

make food

[rotund field]

meow

[grim edge]

Try

[neat steeple]

@grim edge im malaysia Chinese

[unique beacon]

BRUH WHY???

[grim edge]

So ur parents are Chinese

[unique beacon]

@grim edge

[primal fern]

@grim edge connect. your account to get trusted role

[neat steeple]

@grim edge confirm Chinese

@grim edge malaysia have alof culture

[tropic pewter]

Oo there's a discord client update

[unique beacon]

King f4 look at the evaluation

[little junco]

the arrow dont last after i make a mvoe thats annoying

[unique beacon]

E5 btw hahahaha

Yep he takes my f pawn and then i take back with e pawn

[gentle crane]

I'm tired and bored

[primal fern]

@sacred peak

[neat steeple]

愛须 jajajajaj

[grim edge]

go to bed

[unique beacon]

Not kf4 exf5 then kf4

[neat steeple]

samina eheh

wakawaka eheheh

[tropic pewter]

where is this coming from

[grim edge]

🍿

[neat steeple]

@grim edge who is korean？

[tropic pewter]

oh thats why i dont know what it is lol

[neat steeple]

ayo ha sei yo

[neat steeple]

anam nia kaji pa meh ni simida

[little junco]

e

[high lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920337639293460480/1109295940801667123/caption-1.gif

[primal fern]

how many accounts do you have.....

[unique beacon]

Bruh wth is happening to stockfish he said e5 first then kf4 im confuse now

[hidden cedar]

We should just nuke Africa and reset it

[tropic pewter]

depth change

[primal fern]

that is against the policy...

[hidden cedar]

Why not

[grim edge]

I AM

[hidden cedar]

Why not

[primal fern]

i think he was referring to chess.com accounts

[hidden cedar]

We did it to the japs

[supple berry]

I love chess

[hidden cedar]

What’s the difference

[grim edge]

hi

[latent pebble]

no he was referring to Twitter accounts

[primal fern]

you may really want to email [e-mail] then. since having alts without approval can get all your accounts banned

[primal fern]

@upbeat viper

[hidden cedar]

But they cause conflict

So did the japs

[tribal terrace]

Who can name the rarest checkmate wins a million dollars!

[primal fern]

likely

[grim edge]

idk i can talk

[hidden cedar]

We nuked the ppl not the army alone

[tribal terrace]

No i mean a checkmate which is a kind very rare

Only happens few tines

[primal fern]

just close them....

[tribal terrace]

U guessed wrong

Is actually En Passant checkmate

[slender sky]

real

[tribal terrace]

Is very rare but en passant checkmate is really really rare because positional piece is important to deliver the checkmate

[grim edge]

you dont understand how rare a KNN v KP Checkmate is

[tribal terrace]

I mean as long as u dont trade a knight for a bishop. Ur fine

[grim edge]

but getting three bishops in the first place

[tribal terrace]

I dont think is that rare.

[idle galleon]

LMAO honey worked i saved 10$ 💀

10 dollars for free

mr beast wasnt lying honey works

[grim edge]

NAFJWEJKA

IM COLD

[tribal terrace]

I dont think so. I mean to deliver the checkmate with 3 knight is smother mate. But en passant checkmate was hard. Smother mate is common so is easy and not that rare. En passant checkmate requires a very good piece placement.

[grim edge]

underpromotion knight checkamte that isnt in the lasker trap

[tribal terrace]

Where?

I think 3 knights vs a bishop. I guess smother mate wasnt ur understanding after all

Bro Hikaru did it once💀

And yet he still do it when he want to

[grim edge]

Who is the highest rated player in this server

I'm glad I'm not seeing any rainbow name 👍

Hii unity

[normal hatch]

Highest Ive seen is IM Elliot

[tribal terrace]

I've never seen one untill the magnus carlsen's one

[red tulip]

if i get trusted does it get removed ?

[grim edge]

Dam I'm great mate wbu

[red tulip]

if stopped talking

[pseudo ferry]

Hello

[tribal terrace]

Tbh 3 knights is not easy to get. However is commonly trolling and it has no reason why we should promote to a knight instead a queen

[grim edge]

I live in London 💀

Yh I'm Korean who lives in London

[tribal terrace]

Bro yes

[grim edge]

Bro what 😂😂

It's OK u never asked me 😂

Where r u from?

[viral epoch]

Night Unity

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> inappropriate.

[grim edge]

Noice

[viral epoch]

[tribal terrace]

3 knights vs a bishop is rare but common in trolling. However most of the trolling did not uploaded because low quality and views. Thats why u cant see them at all @grim edge

[rotund field]

Just won a daily game in 12 moves by checkmate 💀

[tribal terrace]

Bro i once play like a 1900 and undercover as 900. I trolled with this. Is not that rare

8 pawns is enough

[primal fern]

opponent not using opening database is based

[grim edge]

😂

[tribal terrace]

And 3 of them or 1 is enough to make it

[grim edge]

no one with a brain would promote too a knight in the situation

[restive storm]

Is it theoretically winning or will it take more than 50 moves

[latent pebble]

Yeehaw cowboy racism

[primal fern]

you were smurfing?

[unreal flame]

Nope

[tribal terrace]

I created a new account which starts at 900💀

[rotund field]

they just dont use their brain 💀

[primal fern]

did you get approval to make an alt?

[tribal terrace]

Is actually my first account

[primal fern]

when you made your 2nd account, did you get approval from chess.com?

like did you fill out the form

[tribal terrace]

Bro i said that i once play like a 1900(i believed) and created an account which is 900

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dakarakoyto (dakarakoytox)

This is the Chess.com profile of dakarakoytox. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Dakarakoyto (dakarakoytox)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 351 (646 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 679 (814 peak)

[primal shore]

The Johnny depp vc Aber heard was a year ago.....what

Vs*

[tribal terrace]

Now im actually 1886 peak😐

[unreal flame]

Johnny Depp won the case no?

[tribal terrace]

Bro what💀😐

[primal shore]

He did yea

[cloud frigate]

i almost won the tournment with 200 rating wtfd

[primal fern]

how many accounts on chess.com do you have then? i'm guessing since you ignored my question you made the alts illegally.

[primal shore]

But it was a year ago

Crazy

[tribal terrace]

0

[primal shore]

11

[grim edge]

Don't call people stupid 🙄

[primal shore]

It was 11 months ago

[tribal terrace]

Bro show me proof that en passant checkmate is not rare dude besides the magnus carlsen one💀 @grim edge

[primal shore]

Technically 12

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-discord-accept-a-wild-gift-appears-gif-17495533

[primal shore]

I'm deadass rn.

[neat steeple]

diu nei lou mou ah

[primal shore]

YEA

I'm actually disgusted

[primal fern]

swearing people out in chinese wont' work here man.

[jade oyster]

no chinese in chat

[primal fern]

that too

[tribal terrace]

Bing Chilling

[primal fern]

yes.

[tribal terrace]

Yes

[jade oyster]

yes

[primal fern]

no clue how.

[cold gorge]

wtf

[tribal terrace]

#reporthim

[soft venture]

Wait is it illegall to have multiple accounts?

[unreal flame]

Yes

[primal fern]

thank you unity ❤️

[tribal terrace]

Yes

[primal fern]

you're allowed to have 2. with approval from chess.com. any more than this can get all accounts banned

since it is considered a form of cheating

that's what is written on the TOS

[tribal terrace]

I dont think is cheating

Why is cheating and the streamers are allowed to jave multiple accounts like Hikaru?

[jade oyster]

4 rectangles is a swear in Chinese?

[grim edge]

@polar oxide how can i talk again

i got banned

[cold gorge]

wait yeah doesn't he have like 5

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> get him out again. plz. ban evading

[unreal flame]

I think chessbrah has many accounts as well

[warm sage]

sup

[soft venture]

I dont like this rule

[cold gorge]

ig just become titled and you get more than two accounts lmao

[primal fern]

how many accounts do you have?

[nimble niche]

nobody does, so deal with it

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> how can i talk again

[soft venture]

2

[grim edge]

i got banned

oh a appeled

[latent pebble]

free Daquan

[tribal terrace]

Why the rule is cheating?

[primal fern]

dude you are ban evading right now

[high lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-26412022

[grim edge]

no i appeled the ban

[tribal terrace]

I mean u will mever play each other in 2 accounts u own

[grim edge]

mabye i got unbanned

[warm sage]

i dont understand the point of multiple chess.com account unless you want to smurf (which is hella boring in chess)

[grim edge]

idk

[primal fern]

there are people who liek to do rating manipulation

[grim edge]

thats not allowed

[primal fern]

you can email [e-mail] and tell them the username and ask them to close it for you.

[soft venture]

2. But i have long forgotten password of the other. I remember making a second account to try a new opening and compare stats

[tribal terrace]

Why streamers are allowed to have more??

[primal fern]

THEY also fill out the form....

[high lotus]

a

[primal fern]

you can email [e-mail] to close the account for you if it is not approved. or just close it yourself

[grim edge]

they stream and ask perms from chess.com

i think

[latent pebble]

[primal fern]

@spark sage ban evader @grim edge

[latent pebble]

Chess.com is the least of my worries 😅

[grim edge]

no i appeled

@spark sage can you ban me again i got unbanned i dont know why

do you know

[primal fern]

[tribal terrace]

Can i change my server name

[primal fern]

yes

[tribal terrace]

Why i cant change it?

[primal fern]

maybe not trusted yet

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/little-cat-little-kitten-little-kitten-with-ears-gif-26168530

[soft venture]

I dont worry about it. Even if they ban me, my chess knowledge/elo will stay.

[primal fern]

the carelessness....

[tribal terrace]

Faxxxxxxxxxx

[soft venture]

Ykb

[jade oyster]

https://imgur.com/zqaY9Zk

[finite plume]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78367315217?tab=review can someone game review this

[worn ice]

Frickan0 (662) vs. HarihariNT20 (603)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 f6 4. d4 Nge7 5. d5 Na5 6. b4 Nc4 7. Bxc4 c6 8. d6 Ng6 9. O-O b5 10. Bb3 Bb7 11. Ng5 h6 12. Nf3 h5 13. Nbd2 h4 14. h3 Nf4 15. Nb1 c5 16. Bxf4 exf4 17. Bc4 Bxe4 18. Re1 f5 19. Bd5 Rb8 20. Bxe4 fxe4 21. Rxe4+ Kf7 22. Qd5+ Kg6 23. Re8 Qf6 24. Re5 Qxd6 25. Rg5+ Kh7 26. Rh5+ Kg6 27. Qg5+ Kf7 28. Qf5+ Ke8 29. Rxh8 Qd1+ 30. Kh2 Qd6 31. Na3 Kd8 32. Rxf8+ Kc7 33. Rxb8 Kxb8 34. Ne5 Qxe5 35. Qxe5+ Kc8 36. Nxb5 Kd8 37. Nxa7 d6 38. Re1 Kd7 39. Qe7# 

[latent pebble]

free chess is the best chess

[tribal terrace]

Lets pay EA to own chess

[jade oyster]

chess royal pass

[tawny pumice]

ooh cool black name

[latent pebble]

Only money I’ve spent on chess is on sets

Chess is honestly not worthy of my hard earned money

[tawny pumice]

what

[grim edge]

i live in usa

[latent pebble]

lmao

[grim edge]

i am black

[tawny pumice]

average usa citizen

[grim edge]

i know

i am average

[unreal flame]

Also forgot to mention yesterday about the conversation dealing with game engines @golden nymphty have you tried twine and RPG maker

[soft venture]

Also they will release same chess every year with a slightly different name

[finite plume]

anyone got premium

[grim edge]

no

[grim edge]

lol

[latent pebble]

lol

that is humorous

[tribal terrace]

Skull this comment💀

[soft venture]

Avg Gotham fan

[delicate parcel]

Hi alex

[latent pebble]

Is that moons server

[lament jacinth]

Hiii everyonee

[delicate parcel]

Yes it is

[latent pebble]

I recognize that “drop the” cult

[grim edge]

if any staff know why i got unbanned plzz dm me i think i appeled and got unbanned

[tribal terrace]

I dont like the fact the kids are noob 💀

[grim edge]

but i will leave for now

[unreal flame]

Kids that use the Kid opening

[tribal terrace]

I dont like the fact that kids got destroyed

[unreal flame]

Would be ironic

[lament jacinth]

Anyone wanna playy

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/tail-walk-silly-labrador-puppy-gif-16764178

[hushed saffron]

what opening should I play

[unreal flame]

Vienna

[hushed saffron]

sometimes people like to act cool though and move anywhere else other then e5 so what should i play

[nimble niche]

Qh5

[tribal terrace]

Racist, murderer, criminal offensive side eye

[unreal flame]

Or fried liver

[tribal terrace]

Traxler

[restive storm]

ruy lopez

[fair trench]

wsp pixelated

[lament jacinth]

Eew

[nimble niche]

i beat you with 2. Qh5

[fair trench]

what is ur elo pixelated

[latent pebble]

Meh

[tribal terrace]

U havent tried it yet

[fair trench]

2k what

[frank raft]

perfect game https://www.chess.com/daily/game/519776315

[restive storm]

when 2100

[hushed saffron]

whats a good opening other then italian then

[grim edge]

https://www.thestranger.com/features/2010/04/01/3708968/how-to-defeat-a-pit-bull-with-your-bare-hands

[latent pebble]

It’s because you’re peak sitting

[tribal terrace]

Kings gambit

[unreal flame]

Sicilian

[fair trench]

when you made fun of me I was inspired to do better

[normal hatch]

Scotch

[grim edge]

pitbull gambit is most deadly

[hushed saffron]

I also use that one sometimes i need another one again lolz

[nimble niche]

im higher rated than lasagna is rapid even though i play wayward queen, scandi and englund gambit

[tribal terrace]

Recomment queens gambit

[finite plume]

anyone got unlimited game review

[hushed saffron]

an openings that has fast attacks, and ACTUALLY works not they move there once in a million times hahah

[grim edge]

im jon jon with the metal jaw i beat the neighborhood pitbull

[tribal terrace]

Black sicilian or nimzo king indian

[latent pebble]

ok

[lament jacinth]

Anyone up for some rapid unrated

[tepid panther]

Dude the scandi is fire wym

[restive storm]

don't elo shame lol

[latent pebble]

There is no white Sicilian

[normal hatch]

Scotch once again

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/by-aq-how-to-get-friends-gif-22577051

[tribal terrace]

Bro white cant force black play sicilian💀

[fair trench]

ruy lopez >

[nimble niche]

wayward queen wins me games about 11 in 20 times

[latent pebble]

Quit

[tribal terrace]

Not recommended on low level lol

[soft venture]

Jus dont play bongcloud

[grim edge]

If only it was that simple

[mighty remnant]

i like larsen

[restive storm]

what's 1cbb

whos 1cbb

[unreal flame]

Scandinavian defense you can get trapped in the Tennison gambit

[rotund field]

meow

[tribal terrace]

Wayward queen is not recommended for low elo players. If they do play it. Watch gotham chess rn

[restive storm]

there's no way you still fall for tennison gambit trap💀

[mighty remnant]

he do be mastering wayward queen

[lament jacinth]

NO

[rotund field]

🐈

[soft venture]

Guys what exactly is perm. I have seen this word quite some time now

[tribal terrace]

Tennision gambit can be countered by Nc6 defend queen

[jade oyster]

why spain stole italian opening

[tribal terrace]

Whoever falld for it deserves an oscar

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

This is the Chess.com profile of 1cbb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2209 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2139 (2185 peak)
Bullet: 2078 (2147 peak)

[unreal flame]

Honestly no never seen the Tennison gambit at 600 elo

[finite plume]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78367315217?tab=review can someone game review this please

[worn ice]

Frickan0 (662) vs. HarihariNT20 (603)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 f6 4. d4 Nge7 5. d5 Na5 6. b4 Nc4 7. Bxc4 c6 8. d6 Ng6 9. O-O b5 10. Bb3 Bb7 11. Ng5 h6 12. Nf3 h5 13. Nbd2 h4 14. h3 Nf4 15. Nb1 c5 16. Bxf4 exf4 17. Bc4 Bxe4 18. Re1 f5 19. Bd5 Rb8 20. Bxe4 fxe4 21. Rxe4+ Kf7 22. Qd5+ Kg6 23. Re8 Qf6 24. Re5 Qxd6 25. Rg5+ Kh7 26. Rh5+ Kg6 27. Qg5+ Kf7 28. Qf5+ Ke8 29. Rxh8 Qd1+ 30. Kh2 Qd6 31. Na3 Kd8 32. Rxf8+ Kc7 33. Rxb8 Kxb8 34. Ne5 Qxe5 35. Qxe5+ Kc8 36. Nxb5 Kd8 37. Nxa7 d6 38. Re1 Kd7 39. Qe7# 

[tribal terrace]

I mean is tempting to try it

[nimble niche]

only 10 people have ever gotten scholars mated from my games and 3 were not premoves. Out of those 3, one wasa cheater who tried to play the opening by himself. There have also been 2 people who played g6

[tribal terrace]

Tennisiin gambit only works with 100 elo players

[nimble niche]

All of them are above 2k elo except one of the g6 players who was 1800

[fair trench]

why every time i get to the server with like +400 in 1 day everyone is like how u are "nnnn" xd

[nimble niche]

Comparing that to the hundreds of games I have with the wayward queen, those 12 games are nothing

[normal hatch]

• Alapin Player

🥱

[normal hatch]

Most normal chess player

[grim edge]

lmao

Bro likes beating kids and deep holes

[normal hatch]

What a nice gentlemen

[restive storm]

I like to play the ruy lopez

[fair trench]

i like queen gambit

[finite plume]

anyone got unlimited reviews??

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78367315217?tab=review pls @stiff sparrow

[worn ice]

Frickan0 (662) vs. HarihariNT20 (603)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 f6 4. d4 Nge7 5. d5 Na5 6. b4 Nc4 7. Bxc4 c6 8. d6 Ng6 9. O-O b5 10. Bb3 Bb7 11. Ng5 h6 12. Nf3 h5 13. Nbd2 h4 14. h3 Nf4 15. Nb1 c5 16. Bxf4 exf4 17. Bc4 Bxe4 18. Re1 f5 19. Bd5 Rb8 20. Bxe4 fxe4 21. Rxe4+ Kf7 22. Qd5+ Kg6 23. Re8 Qf6 24. Re5 Qxd6 25. Rg5+ Kh7 26. Rh5+ Kg6 27. Qg5+ Kf7 28. Qf5+ Ke8 29. Rxh8 Qd1+ 30. Kh2 Qd6 31. Na3 Kd8 32. Rxf8+ Kc7 33. Rxb8 Kxb8 34. Ne5 Qxe5 35. Qxe5+ Kc8 36. Nxb5 Kd8 37. Nxa7 d6 38. Re1 Kd7 39. Qe7# 

[silk rock]

hmm

[lime quartz]

i barely study too same

im 1500

[rotund field]

i never study

[lime quartz]

i think chess is all about memorizing pattern and being good at seeing pieces to create strategy

[fair trench]

i study🥀

[finite plume]

yo can someone pls game review this

[fair trench]

now play against someone who study

[lime quartz]

i dont believe opening theory is fun though

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[fair trench]

hiii

[rotund field]

My entire gameplan is play fast theyll be intimidated 🥵

[jade oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/bailando-niño-morocho-gif-20943266

[fair trench]

wait

what

[lime quartz]

[grand wind]

wawawaaw

[rotund field]

works pretty well

[nimble niche]

done

[lime quartz]

i can confirm