💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I'll go make a tea and add @normal hatch cya y'all soon Just keep it positive i ask kindly

[latent pebble]

Alright

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[pine bison]

nah its fine, bit hectic tho

[wild oyster]

Hey so its common knowledge that two pieces for a rook in the middle game is not worth it (most of the time), but in the end game, what would you believe? Lets say one side has two rooks, other side has bishop, knight and one rook. This is a general question as it is can vary but just want a general answer of "most of the time, you want this".

[cinder terrace]

anyone want to 1v1 im only 500 btw

[grim edge]

i love how pain gives other people second chance...

[latent pebble]

I don't speak ill nor have hatred towards any religion. End of discussion

[grim edge]

If a trade occurs both sides will have one rook, which is a tricky endgame

[pine bison]

something wrong?

[idle galleon]

[latent pebble]

how long was the timeout for that goose guy

[grim edge]

nope

[pine bison]

aight

[restive storm]

Did goose get timed out lol

[latent pebble]

he's been asking for trouble every time he's joined this chat tbh

[normal hatch]

If I have two knights, id pick the 4 minor pieces

[pine bison]

1 day

[wild oyster]

i didnt say that.. Im saying two rooks and one side has 2 minor pieces and a rook

[sacred steeple]

What’s poppin Zax

[latent pebble]

Yeah his chat history is insane

[snow turret]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxj_H2f0yVcl3ULK7HaLm5AMy1T09cy6Yx what are your guy's opinion on this

[wild oyster]

not 4 minor pieces

[latent pebble]

dude does nothing but argue

[grim edge]

im saying that u are kindest mod in the server

[normal hatch]

The pieces and rook

[grim edge]

him ????

[jade oyster]

what is updog rule

[grim edge]

And you asked if 2 minor pieces for a rook is worth it in the endgame yes?

[tropic pewter]

i think he went to make tea? idk.

[latent pebble]

real

[ivory wing]

Glad to hear, it pisses me off when people conflate politics with religion

[grim edge]

Nothing much lovely to see you I'll go make tea and be back

[sacred steeple]

Keep practicing those rook endgames

[latent pebble]

Yeah dudes a trouble maker

[cosmic lily]

Does anybody of you know why these types of arguments even start

[scenic bramble]

My name's gone :(

[wild oyster]

basically one side has two rooks, other side has 2 minor and a rook. Thats the situation rn (no trading lets say)

[jade oyster]

what is updog ruleee folks

[tropic pewter]

no

[grim edge]

Idk i think i like the one you have rn better

[wild oyster]

you're also trying to get to 2000 before september 👀 . My goal as well, currently at 1800

[grim edge]

Tricky to say honestly

[wild oyster]

yea tbh i think this one is harder to say

[cosmic lily]

Me when I realise that I can't talk on a server whitout witnessing 3 cringe arguments happen at the same time

[grim edge]

bro u started it

Cause thing is it all depends on the position

[wild oyster]

i will just chuck the answer to "determines with position"

[wild oyster]

of course, u can be down a queen but if u get checkmate, u win

[grim edge]

Rooks can easily pin a piece to a king or they can skewer pieces while the pieces can fork and so on

[wraith phoenix]

After I do trust what do I do

[wild oyster]

so its all position in the end

[latent pebble]

I am in some chill servers

[jade osprey]

anyone got any tips to improve at seeing forced mates

[latent pebble]

great to have a decent discussion on this app

[grim edge]

if u see check, check

[grim edge]

Only thing that matters is that you have at least 1 rook left while the opponent has no rooks and only 1 minor piece

[wild oyster]

open ur eyes more (what i do fr)

[scenic bramble]

Visualise

[cosmic lily]

it was a joke, the part where you're supposed to understand it is "(general chat in a nutshell)"

[wild oyster]

i guess

[jade osprey]

understood

[grim edge]

Tears of pain almost went down my cheeks, so seeing an actual discussion is nice

[wild oyster]

knowledgable 1000

[pine bison]

thanks

[next thorn]

hello

I finally got the trusted role

[latent pebble]

Dang I hope you're okay now

[grim edge]

lol ik

[pine bison]

?

[grim edge]

I am okay

[jade oyster]

she is so cute

[pine bison]

i wont. stop asking

[latent pebble]

Some here aren't problematic there are just a lot of bad apples

[jade osprey]

but is en passant forced?

[wild oyster]

thats life

[cosmic lily]

They're going to start arguments anyway, thats because:

[latent pebble]

Yeah

[grim edge]

You know how they say "a bad apple spoils the bunch", heres its "many bad apples spoil the few good ones"

[grim edge]

dam ok I see now

[latent pebble]

yeah lol

[wild oyster]

^ i love anime but people gotta stop with simping over characters

[jade oyster]

and?

[latent pebble]

it's really unfortunate

[boreal sapphire]

proof that youve never felt the touch of a woman

[latent pebble]

Don't.

[pine bison]

dont just bully people who argue into calling them bad apples ayo

We all have bad moments

[cosmic lily]

I dont want to type that over and over again

[jade oyster]

why u hate anime 😭

[scenic bramble]

S-M-A-S-H

[cosmic lily]

I ain't typing allat

[latent pebble]

Arguing is prevalent in those peeps

[idle galleon]

[grim edge]

Why cant i use that as an excuse when i go to school and harass someone?

[boreal sapphire]

its just the fact that a bunch of Neanderthals are simping over pixels on a screen

[cosmic lily]

Thought question

[jade oyster]

Are you seriously-_-

[latent pebble]

Good point

but it's flawed

[restive storm]

oh it’s this anime

[latent pebble]

What anime

[grim edge]

Yeah because rules are rules and you're meant to control yourself or at least not do as much bad

[restive storm]

Do you not know it

[latent pebble]

no I'm normal

[jade osprey]

Dragonball

[gentle crane]

Your existence is futile, become my right hand man in world domination, gain meaning in your life.

[grim edge]

OOOOF, you really told em

[jade oyster]

😭

[latent pebble]

That's dragonball?

what

[jade osprey]

yes man definitely

trust me

[restive storm]

It was literally everywhere at one point
I don’t watch anime either but I know it

[latent pebble]

what's the anime

[cosmic lily]

I also have a quote for people that brag about alpha things/gender things/sexuality things/etc

[cursive canopy]

Hello gays and guys

[latent pebble]

Not the same style

[scenic bramble]

give

[restive storm]

It’s called oshi no ko

[latent pebble]

I've watched db

[latent pebble]

tf is that

[boreal sapphire]

just guys

[pseudo spindle]

that reminded me of five gays

[grim edge]

nice name dude

[pseudo spindle]

guys

[grim edge]

I personally wouldnt brag about things i cant change instead i'd brag about my successes in lifeee

[cursive canopy]

Half of server support lgbtq so

[latent pebble]

OH I've heard of it

[restive storm]

You have to have heard of it no way
It’s an idol anime but something happens

[boreal sapphire]

nah

[pine bison]

@latent pebble same video again?

[cursive canopy]

And they have one extra chip for 5

[restive storm]

Yes that’s the same one

[pine bison]

[latent pebble]

[restive storm]

@latent pebble what happened

[grim edge]

Bruv, you're on the internet, if this was real life less people would be disrespectful

[cursive canopy]

He is gay@boreal sapphire

[latent pebble]

it's related to the conversation pain

[jade oyster]

what is updog rule?

[pine bison]

eeeeeeeeeeh

[restive storm]

Why it deleted @latent pebble can I have context

[boreal sapphire]

so what

[scenic bramble]

I don't understand a single word written there

[jade osprey]

can I report someone for using a discord mod

[latent pebble]

I sent a vid related to the oshi no ko anime

[cursive canopy]

So there are gays in server

[latent pebble]

the girl the died or whatever

[pine bison]

so what

[grim edge]

Well no shit

[grim edge]

who

[latent pebble]

it was making a mock of her anime death

[grim edge]

u like gay?

There's a ton of diversity in the server, what'd you expect?

[jade osprey]

why does that matter

[grim edge]

just asking

[boreal sapphire]

I dont really care about gay or different people i just treat everyone the same but if people start being really obnoxious about it thats when it gets annyoing

[cursive canopy]

So if i say that is not normal i get timeout sk

[cosmic lily]

Me whne the when the the when when when

[restive storm]

The mod didn’t like it?

[dry breach]

https://tenor.com/view/nightmarechica-chica-fnaf-fivenightsatfreddys-chicafnaf-gif-21948456

[jade osprey]

a guy I know

[pine bison]

yes

[jade oyster]

#〘📝〙rules

[latent pebble]

no, it's just pain doesn't want random vids in general

[restive storm]

Oh to keep it chess related

[latent pebble]

Yeah

[cursive canopy]

Same , i dont give a shi for them but when they come to me and says im gay treat me like gay i disrespect them

[latent pebble]

The vid makes fun of ai

[pine bison]

eh i didnt really know what it is, i just saw death and random anime so yea not here

[jade osprey]

I can't even download this

[grim edge]

The whole mod team is quiet if you dont ping them

[latent pebble]

it's funny

[boreal sapphire]

ye

[idle galleon]

W rizz 😈

[scenic bramble]

just play it

[latent pebble]

yeah lol same

[grim edge]

Imma be first asian black

[restive storm]

“Ai in 2023 will take over the world”
Ai in 2023:

[latent pebble]

I didn't even know the name I just know she got stabbed

[jade osprey]

I wanted to send it in a group chat

[pine bison]

tf you posting this for

[latent pebble]

why

[scenic bramble]

oh

[boreal sapphire]

why does your elevator have a mirror

[grim edge]

trying to show my hard working...

[idle galleon]

🗿 sure nice abs

[pine bison]

its not a fitness server

[grim edge]

mb...

Lemme test that out rn

[latent pebble]

Having abs is not flex worthy I don't think

[grim edge]

thanks i worked hard

[latent pebble]

Crazy forearms though

[idle galleon]

give to him he ripped

[cursive canopy]

This world is going down , rip to all veterans who died for this generation

[grim edge]

@pine bison I am asexual, give me timeout for 10 mins

[latent pebble]

And defined obliques

[idle galleon]

where are yours😭😭😭

[lament jacinth]

Anyone wanna play

[latent pebble]

[grim edge]

If i get timeouted, ill be sure to tell y'all

[grim edge]

damm that hit hard

[restive storm]

💀

[latent pebble]

Forearms go crazy

[grim edge]

No, because you violated the rules, aka rule 6 and this is a server, not a corporation so no suing

[scenic bramble]

no, it will considered a W

[boreal sapphire]

yea but that picture is really cool

[idle galleon]

my current deadlift pr is 350

[latent pebble]

Neat

[lament jacinth]

Anyone ? 💀

[grim edge]

This was a picture from 4 months ago

[scenic bramble]

Why you lift the deads, so mean

[idle galleon]

yup 1.5x my weight i think

[cursive canopy]

Bro we do not care for u☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[idle galleon]

i gotta get protein somehow

[grim edge]

So you're the real Slim Shady eh?

yh i did

[grim edge]

I was

im chad now

[grim edge]

Well good on ya

[cursive canopy]

U are not

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[jade osprey]

dead meme

[idle galleon]

no not 1.5 my weight that's actually 1.75

[cursive canopy]

U r dead

[jade osprey]

damn didn't know about that

[lament jacinth]

Anyone like the fungame called chess

[jade osprey]

never heard of it

[boreal sapphire]

what did you eat to bulk up so quickly

[cursive canopy]

But whad do u think that isnt dead meme

[wild hinge]

of whom? slenderman?

[grim edge]

chicken and salad

[cursive canopy]

Is that bisexual

[idle galleon]

bro what who deleted

[cosmic lily]

Don't tell him

[wild hinge]

did she leave you for a girl?

[idle galleon]

yeah

[cosmic lily]

don't tell him

[pine bison]

not the server to discuss that

[jade osprey]

I'm dating an hello kitty girl

[grim edge]

me bro... im showing how i changed over long periods of time

[viral epoch]

Squeaky clean

[cosmic lily]

Nooooooooo

[cursive canopy]

@cosmic lily i know what is that , like gender where woman can be with woman and man , but i only know 2 genders sk

[idle galleon]

nah i just found out she has kissed other women before

[viral epoch]

I hate it so much, I tilt and stuff

[wild hinge]

so what

[viral epoch]

Liya what's ur cc user

[lament jacinth]

If u wanma talk about it @idle galleon u can talk about it to me in dms I hope ur ok :)))

[idle galleon]

😱 i'm not with the idea

[jade osprey]

‎

[cosmic lily]

No that is 🍳

[wild hinge]

she kissed a girl
she liked it
he mouth taste like cherry chapstick

[cursive canopy]

Is there any discord server that doesnt support lgbtq

[idle galleon]

nah that was quite a white ago im good

[idle galleon]

yeah so never again

[cosmic lily]

You're going a little too far

[lament jacinth]

What's up

[cursive canopy]

What is pan , whtf are these genders

[pine bison]

-_-

[wild hinge]

unsure what's your problem man. if you knew she bisexual that was to be expected. lol

[cosmic lily]

It actually exists and my classmate claims to be it

[grim edge]

Poor guy is confused by an entire social science

[grim edge]

Literally my reaction rn:

[cursive canopy]

Here in bosnia , we dont have gender pan , like what the hell is dat

[idle galleon]

I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS THE THING 😭😭😭

[runic atlas]

heyyy

[cursive canopy]

And there are 50 genders

[grim edge]

If you dont mind, can you dm me your opinion on such a thing? I am genuinely curious

[jade osprey]

but you do have land mines

[wild hinge]

man is from Imocki

[grim edge]

Bro is from Bosna 💀

[idle galleon]

imma have to start asking women if they're gay before dating them i like to have standards and preferences

[cursive canopy]

We dont have mines anymore

[cosmic lily]

She doesn't brag about is so it's ok

[cursive canopy]

Im from Bosnia , Republic of Srpska

[grim edge]

damn what's wrong?

[wild hinge]

that's not how it works

[cursive canopy]

So what

[grim edge]

Oh alright, thats cool

[grim edge]

Republic of Srpska actually exists

[grim edge]

was ur ex bi or smth?

[shy quail]

if you want to improve your chess.com stats DM ME

[runic lark]

ok hikaru

[jade osprey]

still got Republika Srpska

[wild hinge]

mentioning RS is a landmine by itself

[grim edge]

rip that's sad

A mfing Bosnian is getting bullied, i thought Bosnians were tougher

[cursive canopy]

@pine bison i dont lime this conversation at all , like someone ex gf is bi and they talk about some pan and something , i cant no more.☠️🥺😭😭

[viral epoch]

MORNING FOLKS

[cursive canopy]

Jebem ti mater sicilijansku jesi ti sa Balkana

[idle galleon]

yeah big deal breaker

[pine bison]

what

[grim edge]

Morning

[grim edge]

Then state to stop the conversation, its perfectly fine if you want stop

[grim edge]

You're having relations with their Sicilian mother?

[jade oyster]

when I left math class for a minute

[grim edge]

Im back just made my tea

[pine bison]

this is a chess server

[viral epoch]

[cosmic lily]

Average general chat day

[viral epoch]

Sharing is caring

[cursive canopy]

I dont like lgbtq conversatiom can u say to stop that

[viral epoch]

I've never had tea before lul

[jade osprey]

sorry I don't speak Afrikaans

[grim edge]

[cursive canopy]

Yeah

[cosmic lily]

fr

[wild hinge]

good will hunting

[grim edge]

😭 don't chase women, let them chase you

[grim edge]

Thats an honestly new swear i heard, usually its the classics like go into three #($#$

[grim edge]

glad to see you back

[grim edge]

TF HOW

[cursive canopy]

@grim edge ti si sa balkana jebem ti plocu

[pine bison]

it is sir

[drifting flower]

Lol

[grim edge]

Which fricking board??

[wild hinge]

this server is english only, you mofo

[drifting flower]

which language

[trim knoll]

i just started an account

[grim edge]

You mean our Baščansku ploču??

[cursive canopy]

Picko neopjevana

[trim knoll]

why am i rated 1800

[cosmic lily]

Im going to make a quote I can send to people who seek attention trought gender/sexualities arguments

[cursive canopy]

Sorry

[green jungle]

hmmm

[grim edge]

Tf you say to me?

[idle galleon]

last time i did i was 13 never again

[pine bison]

HMM

[cursive canopy]

Go translate it to serbian

[jade osprey]

a spece i bosniaco fa prima pi ti sta mutu

[trim knoll]

how do i change my elo its at 1800 and i just started

[wild hinge]

these guys are insulting each other in balkan languages

[grim edge]

dayum tough

[cursive canopy]

I dont speak gypsy language

[grim edge]

W pin

[pine bison]

@jade osprey @cursive canopy didnt someone just told you to english only?

[wild hinge]

just be badder at chess

[cursive canopy]

I dont speak inglis

[jade osprey]

yeah just got too far sorry

[indigo dawn]

nothing that could surprise

[pine bison]

actually can you repost it in #😆〡chess-memes ill pin it there

[cursive canopy]

What pin

[high lotus]

the chess queen is a baddie

[green jungle]

ok

[pine bison]

afraid you gotta leave the server then

[cosmic lily]

Let him cook

[green jungle]

this was from 2021 btw cleaning up my computer rn

[wild hinge]

stop producing crystal meth

[idle galleon]

🤔 i gotta get my money up somehow

[cursive canopy]

Nuga

[jade osprey]

is this technically against the rules as drugs are an illegal activity

[high lotus]

would you buy from nakamura

[bright glade]

chat is pretty unhinged right now

[cosmic lily]

why did you have to change gotham's expression too, it would have been better to let the original one

[high lotus]

would you buy hikarus underwear

[idle galleon]

🤓 it's not drugs

[pine bison]

yea not needed here

[high lotus]

I WOULD

[jade oyster]

ahahahaahhaa

[cosmic lily]

Bro is the guy from shadow fight 3

[idle galleon]

cuh it's a chemistry project it's phosphorus hold water 💀

[green jungle]

pokeball go

[grim edge]

Just chilling watching chat go crazy

[pine bison]

this is a chess server

[idle galleon]

let me cook 🗣️

[cosmic lily]

Saul no or else we burry you

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-23942522

[green jungle]

wheres your food handlers certificate then

[cursive canopy]

Yes , i am Itu

[grim edge]

sui pain sui

[cursive canopy]

Who knows the game Shadow fight 3

[indigo dawn]

the era of Ronaldo is over

[pine bison]

SUUUUUUUUIIIIII

[cursive canopy]

He best mobile game ever

[craggy vector]

who is cooking

[pine bison]

i dont give 1 flying flip about football

[grim edge]

Jesse

[cursive canopy]

My mother in kitchen

[grim edge]

we lost the sound jesse

[idle galleon]

in my basement 🥱

[neat steeple]

meow

[cosmic lily]

Me when he has shadow fight 3 pfp and doesn't know the characters from the game

[viral epoch]

Idk-

[cursive canopy]

@viral epoch gay

[viral epoch]

Yes I like you that much

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

🫖 take it

[viral epoch]

Thanks bro

[grim edge]

[indigo dawn]

the marvel movie sucks

[craggy vector]

My PFP is not 212th if that is what you thought.

Also oh hell nawh.

[grim edge]

Which one?

[indigo dawn]

Spiderman with Holland

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-skull-emoji-gif-25107751

[grim edge]

I havent watched it yet tbh

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

[craggy vector]

skull emojis in da chat

[cosmic lily]

This is what you get now

[restive storm]

Neanderthal skull

[grim edge]

[indigo dawn]

just a waste of time imao

[cosmic lily]

Oh no Saul hid in ohio what do I do now

I'm Walter black

[jade osprey]

Walter yellow sounds nice

[cosmic lily]

Balder ni(trogen)

[grim edge]

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[cosmic lily]

we the only poeple left talking here

[rotund field]

what an interesting convo

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-skull-emoji-gif-25107751

[grim edge]

Zel i am blabergasted

[rotund field]

that i will not partake in

byebye

[grim edge]

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[rotund field]

hahahaha

[grim edge]

cya cya

[grim edge]

Italian chess be like :

[jade osprey]

ah yes circular chess

[grim edge]

My eyes

[turbid remnant]

@wild scaffold

[viral epoch]

Zelly are you dying

[rotund field]

yes 😭

[tepid panther]

Check out this #chess game: ER7M vs christian0106 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/78353583195

Very instructional game on how to convert into a winning endgame when you are up material. (I was up a pawn)

[turbid remnant]

3 player chess is a classic

[idle galleon]

i've seen 4

[grim edge]

Dw ill save the day

[jade osprey]

you can play 4 on chess.com

[viral epoch]

I am dummy so of course I'm going to ask if it's a joke or nay

[latent pebble]

[idle galleon]

that'd be fun

[rotund field]

sickness

[viral epoch]

Really

[turbid remnant]

oops

accidentally super reactioned

[grim edge]

BRO WHAT💀

[viral epoch]

I love you Zelly

[rotund field]

Nothing bad, just dont feel great

[latent pebble]

Lol your super reaction is gone

[cosmic lily]

💀

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-skull-emoji-gif-25107751

[latent pebble]

[idle galleon]

imagine getting sniped by a bishop 72 squares away

[viral epoch]

Why is your discord in... Swedish

[rotund field]

Lyt mitzu

[grim edge]

We love swedish ehm ehm Ikea

[latent pebble]

Because he speaks the language they speak in Sweden

[idle galleon]

3d chess

[grim edge]

[craggy vector]

Chess: King of the Hill Variation

[jade osprey]

the bishop in the corner hits hard

[cosmic lily]

visualising on this thing must be hell

[viral epoch]

Ik but why not English

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

You must have some omega troll i have not found yet lurkin

[latent pebble]

[latent pebble]

I'm wholesome no tomfoolery trust

[grim edge]

No tomfoolery

[stray mauve]

huh

[grim edge]

mhm mhm

[latent pebble]

[upbeat viper]

@jade osprey no sus links please

[jade osprey]

what do you mean sus that's a chess variant but alr

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

idk the name, it's sus for me

[craggy vector]

It's 4x5 chess??

[upbeat viper]

new peak

[grim edge]

ke2

yes ke2

[split sorrel]

Is3 minor pieces better than a queen

[grim edge]

nothing else but ke2

[plush valley]

Guys how do I study Evans gambit and fried liver attack

I'm thinking of putting everything ona lichess study and studying that

[grim edge]

Bast with all my honor i say i am proud

[pine bison]

imagine using chess.com in frensh

[cosmic lily]

me when I find in my fridge 8cm squared centimeters of cheese(it reminds me of a goofy game I play)

[plush valley]

Any recommendations or something

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

Gg

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/oui-ouais-yes-french-francais-gif-22722658

[latent pebble]

Just caught another cheater

[craggy vector]

baguette defense

[latent pebble]

Looks like Neymar

[grim edge]

Im using chess.com in french too

[grim edge]

suiiiiiiii

[cosmic lily]

En croissant

[upbeat viper]

nice to have another baguette here

[pine bison]

[latent pebble]

[grim edge]

🥖

[latent pebble]

[craggy vector]

guys help

[latent pebble]

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

Its rare?

[cosmic lily]

Sacrifice the board

[sterile tusk]

Alt+f4

[latent pebble]

French revolution

[upbeat viper]

considering that server is international

[pine bison]

oui oui

[upbeat viper]

and the fact only 0.8% of people on Earth are french french people

[cosmic lily]

Is that the exchange french

[grim edge]

Exchange french?

[craggy vector]

yes

[grim edge]

boring

[cosmic lily]

disown the kid

Why did chat freeze

💀

[pine bison]

🍧

[cosmic lily]

Impressing your body didn't disintegrate

[grim edge]

I didnt know this channel was #😆〡chess-memes

[craggy vector]

what is the video title (the real)

[subtle perch]

What are ur guys thoughts on "chess is like life" vids that andrew tate fans put on their story with the 💪 emoji

[tough garden]

So in chessboxing it's a tie

[cosmic lily]

How to beat Children(at chess)

[subtle perch]

why it sittng like that

[cosmic lily]

He put the (at chess) thing but the guy who edited the meme deleted that part of the text

[jade oyster]

idk

[runic lark]

#momwin

[tough garden]

Actually he changed the title, for a couple minutes it didn't have the at chess thing

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbychess-chess-cat-cat-chess-smart-cat-gif-23441191

[craggy vector]

LOL

[cosmic lily]

I didn't know that lol

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-skull-emoji-gif-25107751

[primal shore]

Chess reference in clash of clans

[craggy vector]

sizzling defense

[latent pebble]

You're bad ngl

only level 56

[primal shore]

Ngl

[latent pebble]

Where's the chess reference

[primal shore]

I just picked back up the game a month ago smh

[cloud frigate]

this game still exist lol

[cosmic lily]

I saw the video when like 18 min passed from the moment it was posted, I didn't think he would change the title that fast

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/defesa-siciliana-gif-24929108

[cloud frigate]

bro...

[primal shore]

Sicillan defence

[cloud frigate]

bro....

[boreal cosmos]

Sup

[craggy vector]

sup

[hushed saffron]

Whats a good opening to play after 1.e4 2.Nf6?

[tepid panther]

D5

[hushed saffron]

Yeah thats me also rn lol

[latent pebble]

oh

[boreal cosmos]

i like mine better

[latent pebble]

Wrong notation

[primal shore]

Grrrr

[tepid panther]

I just play scandi

[hushed saffron]

Oh lol

[latent pebble]

Quit

[tepid panther]

Gg go home 🤝

[split sorrel]

Why is this brilliant?

[hushed saffron]

Markus, what opening do u usually play

[boreal cosmos]

i play almost all openings

[primal shore]

Please tell me its the modern variation

[craggy vector]

Alkehine's Defense

[gentle crane]

Levy my darling😘

[grim edge]

What the scandi?

[hushed saffron]

Whats ur fav or play the most

[latent pebble]

Tolerable but meh as well

[cloud frigate]

bc it is

[boreal cosmos]

dont have

[tepid panther]

I play Qa5 99% of the time

[craggy vector]

oh hell nah

[mighty remnant]

guys this is winning right
it's a puzzle

[cloud frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-lightmode-gif-18450013

[hushed saffron]

guys whats a nice and agressive attacking opening for white? Nimzo larsen? Kia? I kinda need help

[split sorrel]

Can you tell mee the logic behind this move, during the game I didn't see that my rook was hanging lol

[old thistle]

Same

[tepid panther]

This is awesome lmao

[old thistle]

King's Gambit

[mighty remnant]

danish gambit?

[craggy vector]

I have the obsidian mode.

[mighty remnant]

maybe vienna too

[tawny olive]

anyone up for a gamež

[craggy vector]

I'm Danish.

[tepid panther]

People think they have tricks and traps against it, but its so easy to play lol

[cosmic lily]

Blunders a queen

[latent pebble]

Chess reference⁉️

[tawny olive]

1v1?

[old thistle]

There are traps like b4 but yeah it is comfortable to play

[mighty remnant]

if they take queen knight fork and you win rook for knight

[split sorrel]

Why is this brilliant tho

[latent pebble]

The leonhardt.

[tepid panther]

B4 isn't really a good trap, super easy to defend against. And you'll be up a clean pawn

[teal comet]

welcome to guess white's next move, you'll never

[craggy vector]

rook sac or sum

[split sorrel]

I mean I see a winning line, but idn why it's brilliant

[latent pebble]

Used to play it at lower levels but it's not any good

[gentle crane]

Only the short guy, the tall guy was funny

[hushed saffron]

rook to e1

[split sorrel]

Yes sac the rook to promote maybe

[old thistle]

You sac your rook

[teal comet]

YOU GOT IT RIGHT

[hushed saffron]

💀

[split sorrel]

Let me set this up in a custom position

[old thistle]

Yeah

[hushed saffron]

Liar

[cosmic lily]

What if he goes knight to d4

[old thistle]

I actually like to play it as black and white

[craggy vector]

AND HE SACRIFICES...

very intense levy moment

THE ROOOOOK!!!!

[latent pebble]

Yeah it's losing

[mighty remnant]

queen takes rook mate

[hushed saffron]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRST TIME ACTUALLY GETTING IT RIGHT

[teal comet]

i stg i have no idea how an 800 blunders that, like evn III dont do that

[old thistle]

Almost every gambit is objectively not good...

[craggy vector]

Lmao

[tepid panther]

@ornate ivy likes to play it as white. I caught him 1st round in his tourney and he pulled it out lmao

[teal comet]

it is literally the worst move to play there, i think it's the only move to get m1

[upbeat viper]

Marku_s

[boreal cosmos]

i learned how to make stickers lol

[upbeat viper]

what's 9+10

[mighty remnant]

oop sorry
thought you said something else
you just take the knight

[craggy vector]

Definition of Levy as a young kid:

"me see queen, me attacc queen."
"ME SEE QUEEN, ME ATTACK QUEEN-"

[latent pebble]

It's literally -1 lol

[cosmic lily]

Um actually the knight blocks the vision of the queen🤓

[tawny olive]

1v1 anyone

litteraly anyone please

[teal comet]

i stg i have no idea how that happened

[mighty remnant]

yeah thought you said something else bru
just take the knight with bishop

[upbeat viper]

probably not the best place to send niemann

[bold sierra]

lets run it

[old thistle]

How does that change anything? Stafford or KG are losing too but also not easy to defeat

[cosmic lily]

Whit the queen? He just takes your queen then

[boreal cosmos]

you just didnt say that..

[tawny olive]

ok ill put the game link here

[mighty remnant]

bruh
what did i just say

[craggy vector]

Definition of Levy as a young kid:

"me see queen, me attacc queen."
"ME SEE QUEEN, ME ATTACK QUEEN-"

[cosmic lily]

Nvm I have dementia

[bold sierra]

send in dms

[latent pebble]

It's a bad gambit that's how it changes everything

[tepid panther]

[latent pebble]

the Stafford is refuted

[teal comet]

LMAOOO

[latent pebble]

the kg is meh

[teal comet]

got banned from gotham city 😭

[old thistle]

But there are so mans traps and tricks

[boreal cosmos]

bcuz that aint niemann

[tawny olive]

i dmd

[upbeat viper]

oh

[latent pebble]

Takes one vid to learn the refutation lol

[old thistle]

You have no idea what you are talking about

[upbeat viper]

looked like him from far away

[latent pebble]

c3

[craggy vector]

Chess has been known as a tool of military strategy...
A metaphor for human affairs...
And a benchmark - for a genius.

insert Magnus Carlsen edit/Ding Liren now cuz yes

[upbeat viper]

who is it tho

[latent pebble]

Alright

[old thistle]

By not going for Stafford

[twin moon]

Good day, what ignorance is being spouted today?

[boreal cosmos]

thats up to you to figure out

[latent pebble]

I'll take your word for it

[upbeat viper]

that's nans hiemann

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/this-cat-i-have-hired-this-cat-to-stare-at-you-hired-cat-cat-stare-gif-26392360

[boreal cosmos]

no

[upbeat viper]

that's your dmg rank

[boreal cosmos]

have you ever seen niemann?

[craggy vector]

that's a grandmaster

[boreal cosmos]

no, im mg2

[craggy vector]

the guy in the picture

[teal comet]

bro what?

[upbeat viper]

ik

it's gone

[boreal cosmos]

ppl in this chat have no idea who that is

[upbeat viper]

[twin moon]

What opening?

[boreal cosmos]

i know that Anitta knows

[old thistle]

You aren't wrong (I don't know either )

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[old thistle]

There are traps in every Stafford line

[twin moon]

… Boba fett?

[trim knoll]

who wants to 1v1 me! im the bestest in the server

[boreal cosmos]

that guy was a 2700 gm

[craggy vector]

Me trying to play chess.

[latent pebble]

and c3 after

[grim edge]

Bruh I just found out alligators can swim

[cosmic lily]

Cat meme battle it is

[twin moon]

That’s their main area of killing

[latent pebble]

the two engine recommend moves don't do shit

[grim edge]

Mostly they walk underwater but when they need to they can swim!

[tepid panther]

I live in Florida bruh, people have em as pets

[twin moon]

Guess I know a new opening name

[latent pebble]

h4 and that knight move will never be winning vs the refutation

[mighty remnant]

yea me dum

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[twin moon]

It’s fairly principled so stockfish will definitely enjoy seeing it

[teal comet]

lmao i saw the giuoco piano like 50 times

[craggy vector]

Me and my friend be playing giuoco piano in a piano class.

[trim knoll]

ohh mann i just destroyed a 241 elo

[teal comet]

lmao

[mighty remnant]

noice

[trim knoll]

this game is too easy

[twin moon]

That’s probably why you got the 98 percent, along with generally good answers to your opponent

[deft frost]

can someone coach me in chess

[teal comet]

imma avenge him come to me

any 800s here? wanna 1v1? 5 min

[deft frost]

yes

[trim knoll]

play mee

[teal comet]

elo?

[craggy vector]

super monkey of bloons td

[trim knoll]

300 ill win though

[teal comet]

hmm okay

[trim knoll]

rated?

[teal comet]

u want rated?

[twin moon]

So many people below 1000 have the most confidence I’ve ever seen

[trim knoll]

sure sure

[deft frost]

👍🏿

[teal comet]

https://play.chess.com/LFiKf

[grim edge]

Im not one of them

[boreal cosmos]

why are you sending nonstop gifs

[trim knoll]

send another hehe

[boreal cosmos]

nobody is talking to you

[craggy vector]

why not

[boreal cosmos]

weird?

[upbeat viper]

chill out Méthé

[craggy vector]

cat meme battle cause someone started it somehow

[twin moon]

That’s fair haha, but there are so many people under 1000 who will go up to a grandmaster and say “I’m gonna kick your ||ass||!”

[upbeat viper]

well don't

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-skull-emoji-gif-25107751

[boreal cosmos]

discord made yesterday joined server today, so prob some alt who i have blocked maybe

[twin moon]

It’s an interesting phenomenon because lower rated players don’t understand the complexity of the game, which make them think they are much greater than they actually are (ofc this is not every person below 1000 but it is a noticeable trend)

[deft frost]

can someone coach me im 900elo

[boreal cosmos]

imma report you for bullying

[upbeat viper]

I don't want you to bring chaos on the server @grim edge

that's all

[wind vector]

Markus play bullet you will gain 200 points trust

[twin moon]

Ah, thanks

[magic lake]

Sure

[upbeat viper]

btw

[boreal cosmos]

cs

[upbeat viper]

nah

[deft frost]

can you join vc??

[upbeat viper]

btw Vita finalist

[boreal cosmos]

ok then tell me who that gm was,

[upbeat viper]

idk Markus

[boreal cosmos]

ik i watched

[boreal cosmos]

well its a 2700 gm there werent that many

[wind vector]

mod I have a question, why are the skill levels of people so bad at some times of day and so good at some different times of day

[upbeat viper]

who ever ate a boeuf bourgignon here ?

[upbeat viper]

kekw

[upbeat viper]

idk then

it's hans angrymann

[mighty remnant]

found mate in 5 in 1 min :D

[wind vector]

because a mod is typing rn

[latent pebble]

Apex sucks

[craggy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/so-bored-cat-af-gif-25683632

[old thistle]

Only way to defend the pawn

[latent pebble]

I forgot bro j haven't played in a minute

Nvm its apex

[twin moon]

Istg if I see one more cat photo 💀

[mighty remnant]

if this not right move me cri

[old thistle]

We are just humans and can't play the same all the time

[latent pebble]

Wait is it slitgate I still dotn know

I haven't played in a while

[upbeat viper]

uh

[grim edge]

Yesterday, my opponent (a low elo like me 500) in the chat used emote to tilt me, and before he checkmate me, he said "my trap work haha". Couple hour later he got ban for cheating

[latent pebble]

Bro

I'm concerned

[twin moon]

God I love when that happens

[old thistle]

That's the best move yes but black equalized in a dubious gambit. Also every trap can be avoided with perfect play

[upbeat viper]

it's fine to not play

[cosmic lily]

This position looks like you forked the king and then you let the rook live

[upbeat viper]

I made a 4 days pause because of zelda

[wind vector]

when’d you become a mod

[twin moon]

I’m glad that I’m at the point in chess where I can beat a lot of the loud mouth players

[upbeat viper]

and today I got many 95+ acc

[mighty remnant]

idk this puzzle not real game

[upbeat viper]

so it's a good thing

[old thistle]

Beginning of February

[upbeat viper]

makes you mental reset

[split sorrel]

This was my first brilliant move ever, and I think the only one so far that I actually knew Why it was brilliant

[old thistle]

My engine said +0.1

[wind vector]

I’m stupid

[old thistle]

Relatable

[split sorrel]

Why?

[old thistle]

Now it says +0.2

[upbeat viper]

that's a stockfish version thing

stockfish 15.1 tends to lower the estimations

[split sorrel]

Dude I literally did nothing

[supple ledge]

this is why no one likes you

[upbeat viper]

and for stockfish 15.1 +1 is almost 100% winning for the engine

I saw that on a french server

[old thistle]

Are you telling me my Stockfish 11 in the app isn't best

[cloud frigate]

it was 30 seconds of difference, and i won wtf

[upbeat viper]

[split sorrel]

I think I actually have that, but where in the server rules does it state that

[old thistle]

Oh wrong line my bad

Qf4 is +0.95

[split sorrel]

I did, imma look again just to be sure your lying

[thorn vault]

how can I get a diamond membership?

[old thistle]

App doesn't show depth

[thorn vault]

for free

[fair slate]

Shocking.

[thorn vault]

How?

[old thistle]

Get top 3 in the weekly tournament here

[split sorrel]

Your trolling plz stop

[little junco]

hi

[latent pebble]

bad trap

[thorn vault]

@old thistle this dude say it is possible

[latent pebble]

After bc5 I don't play be3

[grim edge]

hi

[latent pebble]

that's mediocre

[old thistle]

He is wrong

[boreal cosmos]

he is trolling

[little junco]

🙂

[latent pebble]

I play Be2

[thorn vault]

so we cant?

[boreal cosmos]

no, trust mods

[thorn vault]

get a free diamond membershp

[old thistle]

I just told you how to get free diamond

[frigid skiff]

mods create no trolling rule when

[old thistle]

I don't think we can just ban 90% of the people 💀

[latent pebble]

lichess is free diamond

[old thistle]

Yes sure you are so smart. Surely all the titled players who lose against it are bad chess players

Even Hikaru and Fabi studied it

[frigid skiff]

there are a multitude of ways to get free diamond membership

1. Become a titled player other than WCM ( i believe)
2. Be a staff member
3. Win a tournament (s)
4. Get gifted one
5. Claim a bug bounty
6. Free trial
7. Get recognized by the team and get awarded it
8. Can also be gifted as an apology from chess.com

[old thistle]

[frigid skiff]

ong im a book

[old thistle]

I don't know, I have only seen two games by him (one with black and one with white)

[frigid skiff]

Occasionally if you're having errors with the site the support team gifts you like 14 days of diamond

but you must report it

[fair slate]

And for how long is number 8?

[frigid skiff]

not very long

[fair slate]

1 per day is not a lot though.

[old thistle]

It shows that even super GMs studied a dubious gambit. People do study it

[pulsar widget]

How do I make a new account

[fair slate]

WCM?

[frigid skiff]

On discord or on chess.com

[lunar fossil]

There is chess kids?

[wild hinge]

@strange skiff Levy will beat children

[old thistle]

First close your account

[frigid skiff]

women's candidate master

[fair slate]

Oh

[pulsar widget]

Chess.com

I just made my discord account today

[frigid skiff]

i dont think you had to ping them

[wild hinge]

that's all I know

[grim edge]

🤔

[wild hinge]

stop faking GM names

[strange skiff]

first acc or alt? cause https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[lunar fossil]

In GM im literally 470

[pulsar widget]

First account

[subtle perch]

Bruh how u get so high

[frigid skiff]

yeah, so you can close your account and press the sign up button account if you already have an account. If you already have an account and don't want it closed, get PERMISSION FROM THE SUPPORT TEAM. and of course, if you don't have an account, you just press the sign up button

[subtle perch]

Are u cheating

[lunar fossil]

shhhh

[lunar fossil]

Dont tell chess.com pls

[frigid skiff]

thats crazy

[subtle perch]

https://www.chess.com/register

[lunar fossil]

im highest rated player on chess.com

[subtle perch]

How good are u at chess?

[pulsar widget]

Thank you

[subtle perch]

@pulsar widget

[frigid skiff]

scipio dont you know that blitz is bad for you if ur under 2k!!!!

[subtle perch]

To get an elo rating, play 3 games against 3 rated players.

[old thistle]

Hikaru and Fabi were also able to win with it with black. Yes objectively it is refuted but there are many practical chances

[frigid skiff]

scipio i thought you were gonna let loose a nuke paragraph 😔

[old thistle]

Sorry to disappoint you but I am not Doofus

[frigid skiff]

anitta*

[old thistle]

Hikaru also won against Eric Rosen who is THE expert in the Stafford

If someone knows everything it is Eric

[frigid skiff]

well eric rosen mainly plays the stafford as a meme opening

[hoary lagoon]

how many rounds will the finals be of

[frigid skiff]

i dont think eric has really put in lots of study into stafford

[old thistle]

Double pawns don't have to be bad lol

[subtle perch]

Hikaru is the #5 ranked player in the world, idk if Eric is better

[frigid skiff]

damn i thought he did it for the views

[winter ridge]

@old thistle lol you do know the stafford is borderline losing right

[old thistle]

If you are saying Eric isn't putting effort into studying then you don't watch Eric at all

[old thistle]

I legit said it is objectively refuted

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 114! Nostalgia increases people's likelihood to engage in healthy behavior, social engagement, and prosocial behavior, such as charitable giving.

[dry breach]

https://tenor.com/view/nightmarechica-chica-fnaf-fivenightsatfreddys-chicafnaf-gif-21948456

[subtle perch]

Give another fun fact

[old thistle]

Actually both POVs are online on YouTube

[grim edge]

Hikaru is acc goated, how can a person become professional chess player and streamer at the same time

[hoary lagoon]

guys any ideas how many rounds is there for the finals?

[frigid skiff]

finals for what

[hoary lagoon]

this chesskid thing

[old thistle]

#announcements I assume

[frigid skiff]

he also started his chess journey at the very nice uscf rating of 684

[hoary lagoon]

the last field

[frigid skiff]

o yea i dunno then sorry

[old thistle]

I can DM them to you if you want

[hoary lagoon]

do u know?

[little junco]

whats a uscf

[frigid skiff]

its like FIDE but for the US only

[little junco]

whats FIDE

;-;

[frigid skiff]

international chess federation

they host chess events

[little junco]

oh ok

[hoary lagoon]

chess overload org, controls chess wcs and tourneys

it is what gives u a rating

real rating

[old thistle]

Nope

[old thistle]

Nice description

[frigid skiff]

ill just post random shit memes

[floral moth]

Once a day my friend

[little junco]

who?

[old thistle]

How about pinging him? Probably 5 am for him 💀

[frigid skiff]

his username is NK (I'm indian fear me)

[little junco]

why it matter if u indian?

[frigid skiff]

@gentle steppe

[little junco]

O-

[old thistle]

He did it

[frigid skiff]

there's a stereotype that indians are better at chess

[topaz willow]

testris phonk

[little junco]

Oh

I know nothing about chess ;-;

[frigid skiff]

it is ok this server is meant for learning

[topaz willow]

i teach u ches

[old thistle]

Ran manages to destroy this stereotype

[lunar fossil]

First of to that one Indian that beat me and i found in chess.com i will find you in india in the streets when you will be eating your roti naan and i will midnap you

[frigid skiff]

[little junco]

that would be nice

I make like 9 blunders per game

[frigid skiff]

what is ur rating

[lunar fossil]

Damn

[little junco]

how to check

[lunar fossil]

Probably 200

[topaz willow]

how long have you been playing

[little junco]

a week

or 2

[frigid skiff]

uh how about this
use /connect and we'll be able to check for you 🙂 it also lets you unlock new features in server

[topaz willow]

you know all the basic rules?

[little junco]

ya i like the horsey the bes

[old thistle]

Is en passant basic?

[topaz willow]

us

[little junco]

i do 4 horsey game 1 time

[topaz willow]

ye