#💬〡general-off-topic
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let @grim edge test it
Bro 💀
I hi
It‘s fairly easy to not show reactions to physical pain tbh
test it on him
True
Lets test that out
I am not strong, i literally almost broke my back on a fricking hill
yall are cringe
ru also men
Yes
more people mourned the death of technoblade then queen elizabeth
Yes
I am quite sure because that barely compares to when i fell on a hill and felt intense back pain
What does that even mean
Me and my friends frfr
Imma spary onions on yo eyes
You dont need to fricking call me out like that, i already get called autistic by others irl
nobody knows what it means but its provocative, it gets the people going
haha fair😂😂
I mean that would make me cry
not the second guy
your very based i wna be like you
The f word isnt allowed in the server unfortunately
@grim edge there’s so many 300s in the daily tournament lol
tru
yeah only physically though
sup
iam gna change my pfp to morphy my idol ong fr fr 💣💣😘🐧
I am not based at all, trust me
Half gonna get yeeted
im playing some 2200 fide tomorrow otb :/
u got it
I am quite literally cringy and stupid
would you cry if a wolf bit your leg?
Throw it on the grill
they dont call you mighty markus for nothing
most people would tbh
would you cry if your favourite anime character dies?
Now thats a bit hard, since thats not the most relatable or easy thing to answer
Honestly I'd cry if my limbs were cut and get throwned in acid
I'd have to say yes
Getting bit by a wolf would be very painful
the acid doesnt matter if they are already cut?
never saw an anime sadly, but probably
no you wouldn't cry purely because of the adrenaline
fr its nothing
God gave me Bluetooth pain unlike yall npcs
W
Idk if I agree
honestly i'd cry if sergio ramos brexited me in 2017
W same
you would cry after
Oh yeah good argument, i was thinking more like the aftermath
Yeah that
W choices made
/nick IgorLion2
Is becoming a chess streamer a good idea?
Tf it dont work?
nickigor?
no
Crazy how i made tdys general topic about crying with 1 sentences

Anyone who doesn‘t cry hasn‘t gone through enough or has just lost his emotions entirely
Yt vid fr fr
Only if you’re unique because otherwise people would rather watch hikaru or something
@grim edge yo r you me
a lot of stress close to 0 payoff
would you cry if your legs were dipped in boiling sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide
no
As long as it got no sodium
Oh you bet i have something no one is ready for
The pain would be intense and lingering and i would be bleeding from my wounds while breaking an arm isnt as bad since i quite literally ALMOST BROKE MY BACK ON A FXCKING HILL
no thats a sign of weakness only weaklings
would you cry if someone rubbed your balls with sandpaper
@grim edge what's your favorite food?
Ill do it for fun tbh if i did it
You got ovum shush
If you get a lot of views then it could be good
Imagine being weak
Wtf is happening
men DONT cry when their limbs are chopped off they say oh well it is what it is!!
I am just gonna ignore that
sadly yeah
idk im just joining in on the fun
why
Would you cry if you missed a penalty in a world cup final
most common teknik lecture
Do you disagree
true
this guy gets it
Hi
beta men in ww2 cried when their comrades got killed like ants😂😂
On the contrary and what you said perfectly describes me as a person (the second part of the sentence)
whats mastu
Ah
anyways what
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
anyone wanna play 😋
oh u don't like chess?
Slide the dms shawtyyyyy
Well besides difficulty of being surprised or happy or angry or offended and despite difficulty in socializing and expressing my emotions or opinions, i am perfectly fine
@normal hatch HELP
let's talk about femboys
Heya
ME ME ME ME EEEEEEE
Fk bro. Im so behind on assignments
Lets not
@rotund field PLAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
whyn't 😭
I would rather talk about fascism then chess to strangers with the mental capability of a cartoon character on discord
that‘s a lot of but‘s 😂
Wsp bro
Only rapid rn tho
Shut up iam trash at chess a 100 is better than me in million ways
okk
You know IM elliot?
all Serbians look like thag
aight ill send dms
😳
hard to tell the difference between them
I am also described as autistic by irl friends
Ive seen him around. Never talked to him tho
why don't people wanna talk about chess in chess discord
Who wna see Money heist gambut
Ill be playing IM elliot 3 blitz matches
wish me luck
Who dare thou summon me
Light work
femboys

Just beat the IM fr
yes
Another Ez win for Zax
(im so ded)
Fr tho
Bro i legit uninstalled every chess app I had,I am legit done
Imagine tho
Same fr
Aren’t you the same guy that wanted to talk about femboys 
Chess is bad For mental health
Please find a new hobby
hello chessers
Haven't played chess in a week felt great,today I play two games and I get frustrated,no reason for that bs,I like this community tho
Man I wish I could improve a bit quicker
yeah this is gen chat so eh
not funny
not funny
Chess good for head
i'd rather lose to 5yo in chess
You were a Palestinean banner in your nametag why ?
Especially when head smack chess board
@grim edge why did you say what you did?
Which is better vienna or catalan
Practically 90% of this server is 5
Nahhhhh
stop being trash human beings jesus christ
Respectfully stop. ur annoying.
Exactly, what you get from chess? Headaches? Great right?
vienna

I get wins and in stacks too
Iam good thanks
vimun you have a anime profile picture
blundered life there
yes, and?
I dont like using swear word but f him fr
I'm too slow 
don’t see the problem
Zax such a gentleman amd good boyo
Are ya 08 or 09
We love ya bast
thanks
🥺
Y'all he made a joke tf is everyone about
I'm too slow anyway
Terrible joke
im gonna try getting 750 chess elo now wish me luck
play more bullet for practice 

bullet it is 
I was actually not too slow for once, only because I saw it as I was sitting back at my computer
Y'all fr wouldn't survive some twitter threads not some other bs crybabies
i hope you lose 
It's not something you should consider a "joke"
My friend here @maiden zephyr wants to know where to start with chess
when connect apathetic
twitter is a shithole
rude
when support unlinks my account
oh
not if we consider what you did earlier but ok
aww he left
I’m normal I don’t own a Twitter
Basic chess things
Elon takeover got it better tbh,not like y'all can take some jokes from it lmfao
you literally have nami as your pfp sthu
If y'all saw what they post on twitter threads y'all would cry
i really didnt see a joke when someone "misepelled" telling me to die
Some people legit have no sense of humor or logic lmfao
it was shit before, it is still shit now
Might be because majority of us have some logic and good morals
If that is humorous in your eyes, please leave
Some of yall are really amazing, Ill go learn some more theory have a great time in the meanwhile

Good luck
gl
Catalan?? 
some people get too comfortable with saying shit online i swear
Correct
good luck Zax! 
Crybabies
Teach me 😎. Jk i youtube it
you're just wrong
Nope not even in the slightest
we are crybabies for... not being on twitter? tf
there was no joke, and chat was right to stand up against an idiot
Idiots more like 💀
🤨
Bai bai little tiny people in my phone I'm going to go party

i dont know why you're trying to defend that guy
Bye
I'll be back in 8 to 10 hours
go get drunk
bro ive been stuck on 1700 for while someone help 😭
Clear joke as day
do you understand what a joke is
she’s still like 15-16 ish
Yes
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you can drink in germany at 16
ayo
Sure thing but it’s definitely not beneficial
yeah go ahead, explain
Lucky. U can’t drink in America til 21
its a joke if its funny, and this was not funny
Nope jokes can be dark
unlucky, here its 18
And?
it wasnt even a dark joke
I've done worse crimes then underage drinking 💀
it wasnt even a joke
even a dark joke has to be funny for it to be a joke
Drinking is terrible at that age
i understand dark humor but that wasnt a joke
hinders your developing brain
hi
you cant just say the stupidest shit and call it a "dark" "joke"
Literally don't know a single person irl who hasn't drank at my age so
Ayo what ur a criminal
Literally hinders your cerebral cortex
what did you do lucy
i should go into your dms and flame the hell out of you and call it a joke
now wouldnt that be funny, but i wont
the part of the brain that is responsible for thinking .
@bright glade yes do it
calm down

You wont
im really not going to, i was only proving a point
Cry
prefrontal cortext also
yeah
I can't say here
say it in dms 

U murder someone or sum thing 😭
now I’m incredibly curious
aint no one here sanji
Admitting that you did crimes is crazy
Def
What was the “joke”
@bright glade since you have explained what a joke is,then tell me what would you consider his message to be?
i wont say 
Hooray i didnt lose
Possible manslaughter
that’s what it is
Can you dm?
its hate
non existent
telling someone to do what he said is illegal
Or tell me what generally was wrong with it
Is this actually a mistake? My idea here was to paralyze the knight. Later down the main line, this actually disrupts blacks kingside pawn structure, so idk if it’s a mistake or just bad at a 3800 level
Without repeating it
im already involved by knowing the crime, so no
what have i done 😭
Bruh what

That serious!?
Wdym
Is scamming kids illegal
Awimbaweawimbaweawimbaweawikbawe in da jungle da mighty jungle da liiion sleeps tooonight
No
Noted

bs
not true
false info
misinformation
lies
untruthful
incorrect
The engine sees like 20 moves ahead, so a lot of what it says is a mistake will never be calculated by a human
u trolling right
so ur just agreeing with bong?

ok <@&960512961233969182>
thats mister ex-FOTS to you
Vienna or catalan opening which gets more Ws
you can see computer wants Be8, winning a tempo on your knight.
kings gambit
is scamming elderly illegal
Also mr.locked out 
If you have a friend group IRL which would be rare but if you have,did ya ever seen that sometimes people will say wild comments for no reason,whether it is funny or not,whether it is against someone or not,it's a joke mate
other then that
vienna
Vienna. 80% takes f4 im the vienna gambit
Serbia
those arent your friends.. mate
Be8 isn’t possible for either player
the vulgar joke was telling someone to commit suicide
Meow
How did they justify it was a joke
Does elo as high as urs still use vienna :0
they didn't
moving on
sorry, Re8. (Bástya in hungarian)
they say its a "bad joke" "wild stuff" "its just a joke"
I do, look up my win rates, davie0430
also he says i dont have friends which is just a stupid thing to say 
Anti depression
who is winning this
Ah yeah I see that, this is the position you reach, idk how it’s considered equal
@rotund field
No substantial threats
Can chess get me girls??
Fr?
No
I’ve sent this exact copy pasta here before 
charge your phone before joining this convo again
sacrificing 1 conversation for the battery health of your phone is worth it in my humble opinion
@rotund field lol
that was prob me lmao
I dont really care about computer lines. just saying that the move you played was an obious mistake.
neither will rizz, rizz only works if they like u to begin with 🗿
I sent it here lol
Draw. They can sac the rook and then take the white pawns. The king is too far away.
It was in text format though
I see thank you
no this is lame. girls don't like chess. theyu like football players and food, which i am. i was a defensive end (de) in school so this game makes me lol /j
@rotund field what if play rizzchess
I dont know about ya,but real friend groups have antagonizers,joksters and others,if you do have a group it may be mild,but that's okay,the thing I was trying to say which you didn't pick up since you clearly dont understand,its normal
have fun
no
I’m sitting in a mall and waiting for my sister to finish shopping
You definitely play bitchless
why cant i talk in the vc ?
I don't wanna stockfish this but tbh it seems like rg5 just wins for black
Because you’re pink
Connect yo stinky account
racist
yes because every woman loves football players being a team player
@mellow fiber what if u are good at sport chess studies
how
@mellow fiber i play basketball and football
Before you connect your account, you don’t have the right to talk in vc, post images, or have valid opinions
Lol 💀💀💀💀🌚🌚🌚
nerd
okay
U should be Frenemy of the Server
@mellow fiber lol how
nuh uhhhhh
nerd (compliment)
i don't like how you joined and made this account on the same day
Never
where do i put the command ?
i don't have a good experience with smurf accounts
Anywhere
here ?
YES
i should tbh
/connect
ok gonna play some more epic chess games see u later with the shittiest blunders on earth
@leaden knoll real I'd bro
why does it say ur in the r/teenagers reddit discord server
1v1 me krunker sandstorm no shotguns
Oil?
2400 :oooo a chess master is among us!!
yeah bro
SHUT UP
alrrr
Did I just hear oil???
@mellow fiber your mom and dad blunder a lot
(you are also in it)
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
no need to get personal
i linked my account but i still cant talk
Only way you can see servers is if you’re in them too
are you a teenager or a 59 year old white dude
Us when they hear about oil 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Disconnect and connect maybe
maybe another time
i can't connect
people in r/teenagers are either 12 or 32
L
a 59 year old white dude
No, you read it 
Same for roblox
😍😍
same person who said not going to twitter is sad
alr buddy
?!?!??????
chess?
meh not rn
Who tf are you lmfao?
you're clearly underage
still doesnt work
thats tragic
yes it is
You're correct on that,lets see your guess mister
you know it
is it weird that i am scared
whats ur username so we can mutual
<@&745328830649991179> 
💀
🤯
mf got out
you escaped the osu addiction
Underage means under 18
13*
Anime
I am 17
oh how did u forget ur username then
ok no doubt you're a child
cat
W cat
uh huh
Bro’s got a cartoon as a pfp but totally not under 13

Dont ban me magus
🥱
That was my brother
Please
@leaden knoll come to study lounge
<@&745328830649991179> 
It was my brother
Ok
congrats
why do you ping mods for this
K
They admitted they were underage
Plot twist of the century
and?
W i didnt get banned
I am 17
tru
I am zel
Ok whatever i am migrating to chess talk
My bad
@dark rock join vc
@rotund field Zellyyy
You won't
zel

Thanks
i dont play std anymore, only mania 
is there an age max limit to the server?
13?
No
Cheat? 🤨
Wait
I thought you meant minimal requirement
I dont undrstand it though
yeah thats alright
@dark rock
i eated a rock
Hola
beast troll mc donalds
the gif above u
youve been a member of discord since my birthday
100
eated
join #848546259354517514
imagine not being 100 smh
i played osu since 2016 lol
Damn that’s crazy
.
Thanks
also alibaba wants u to join vc
np
I bet I have something in common with your SS number too you should post it
im not connected
maybe
join vc
L bozo
i have only played since 2021
Can’t rn
no shot you are better than me lol
ah all good
but now im becoming a mapper 
i had a 38k peak 
rank?
its obviously number of medals
Igor wants me to say to u "L Bozo"
hi
Who?
tryhard
hi
L

smh
@grim edge
1v1 me 10m rapiid
i have like 15 unfinished maps idk which one to continue
now
Oh that kid
no
the coolest one
ye ye
hmm
hmm
???
hmm
all my maps suck
whats your osu username then
oh alrighty
INCHES?!?
LOLOLSLOSLOLSLOGAHAHAHAHAHA
aint you a girl, how you breaking the laws of physics twice
. 👍🏼

@pine bison i know you dont play std anymore but check out my newest map, its kinda farmy but i like it
Ok
Ok
why does everyone keep giving up their queen like tictacs 😭
listen to me
he still learning
you have no enemies.
im listening
that queen did nothing wrong..
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Blitz: 1628 (1628 peak)
the chess pieces are a tool meant to kill. who do you intend to kill with it.
no that queen wanted to mate me
means they were seeking consent
i do not consent to being mated
"2500 bullet"
you better not point towards the Johnny Nebunu map
then tell the queen to go back
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Blitz: 812 (908 peak)
Bullet: 709 (947 peak)
why tf would u map that kind of ass music LOL
i ate it
im hungry
2520 🥱
the queen can come back
why u hurt my feelings :((((
damn it.
queens have 9 lives
Queen is cat?
😇
🗿 doesnt fit a rhythm game
8 of them are disguised as a poopy pawn
it kinda does though, its not mapped too much
one of my top plays is literally pe cimpoi 💀

farm topplays zzz
never judge a book by it's cover
at least it isnt harumachi clover
fair
can coach I chan=rge 1 shovel per hour
I need help with my hw i cAN But am to lazy to do it i been doing track and field the whole day so whats 107 x 42
138
I CRUSHED THE GUY WHO BEAT ME YESTERDAY AT SCHOOL "satisfaction"
storm
if u dont start playing std again i will pass you in half a year 
i doubt it
std
i dont doubt it
good luck 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ5khClAFIo Greatest thing I've ever heard
America fuck yeah
Sources:
• Backdrop+anthem: https://youtu.be/w5x_9KEogM8
• Eagle screech: https://youtu.be/znveZhlltV8
• Gunshots: https://youtu.be/OU6m9sVfV3U and https://youtu.be/2_WbgQkTqwk
• Explosions: https://youtu.be/4Ifc9D_fyrY
• Eagle green screens: https://youtu.be/V7AUBSIe_Y8 and https://youtu.be/TvbRHRUV07A
Made with alight motio...
is 273 good elo?
no
best one in the game
Yes
:(
muricaaaaahhhh rahhhhhhhhh 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷
thats greece silly goose
That's Greek to me
my name is greek
oui c'est GREG
@pine bison hi , do i need a graphics tablet for OSU?
89.5 : (
@keen parrot you played more than me but couldnt surpass my stats
no you dont, mouse is just as viable
???
who wants to 1v1
je ne parle l'francais

What graphics card runs chess at 300 fps
i was retry spamming as a beginner, give me a break
ok
NO NEED TO CALL HIM OUT LIKE THAT
thanks top player
ty mod
its a french hilarious meme
no one really?
that doesnt work, you only get +1 playcount as soon as you hit 10.000 score in a map 
I want , one minute bullet, i'm very bad.
well retry spamming as in if i miss i retry
bruh lets to 10 min

i dont play bullet
I don't have time
all my most played beatmaps are farmy low stars
I don't play rapid lol
im better at osu then all of u
combined
10 min
ez
just delete one
I EVEN DID
tf is a pp
yuh
im a visual learner btw
delete them all
how many
what's ur elo in rapid
like 10 5 min? is that rapid
skill issue
who wants to 1v1
i mean, she can do what she can do 
i need to find friends who are outgoers so they invite me to parties 'n' shit ong
where and when
netherlands, summer
idk
im short on cash and plus i dont think my parents would let me go
yeah but u live in NL
so its easy for you
true
1
i will go one year prob
I'm looking for someone who has HBO, I have Netflix. We can make a trade, win win. Send a DM if you are interested.
im just the better player
just not this year
https://play.chess.com/CM19j somebody is join
maybe one days u guys could be as good as me but it may be a bit

its a hrd level
i dont even play osu anymore but i still go
siromaru + cranky - conflict [Easy]
me on this same map btw:
i can make maps, they will suck balls though
SS farmer smh
where can I get this chart?
no i was a #1 farmer and acc farmer
well uh I dont hack im jus naturally good
i will only map it if i like the song though, no promises
https://syrin.me/osuchan/c/?m=0 website is really unstable and slow tho
im also good friends with a top 50 player from spain
oh lol -- I thought this was for chess ratings
you thought pain was higher rated than me?
duh
I dont know you lol
span
spanish people cool
Ikr
i like the sound, idk if it translates well into osu! though
Also, how long is speed chess???
GG
I am a poor man's spaniard (mexican)
i probably wont, but thanks for the song recommendation
solo observo
Just won a game otb, feeling good

new pfp more like a boy
this is an osu discord now
Same character and yes it's a boy
eslabon armado
Yes :>
yes
Just hit 6k elo less goo
Me cage
bro do I seem spanish
So good
Stockfish 15.1 vs @grim edge who winx
no color switch 😩
I tried to memorize Grunfeld theory and it took years off my life
cause i am

u+++++++
Alguém brasileiro
Guys how do I claim my double booster role?
didnt u have fots (im probably trippin my b)
im crazy nevermind
nothing nothin
idk, but it is smooth
anyone has a analysis pass that they didnt use and i can borrow for my game pls?
I don’t see any though lol
probably just me being blind moment
Wtf💀
oh now I see it

if I post a horny gif will I be muted
depends on what it is
what if I say it is some lesbians doing their thing
join the blunder gang
yea no
^
Already president.
lmao
No sir
zamnnnn bro
they said horny
flabbergasting
I'm the king of blundering pieces.
discombobulating
Hey
Until the other brazilian was corrupted
No dummy we talking about reactions 😉
vonsixbeixywvdixveice
Imagine being worse then magnus
Oh okay.
Hru
✅✅✅
being* + why tf am i a furry now 💀💀
anthropomorphic mammal in your pfp
bc you looks like a furry
you* and im not kid
have u seen a mirror
have you seen a mirror
You,*
bro look at ur pfp and say the same thing
you have a furry in your pfp too
don't talk my.boy
Furry people are weird
Mate in 3 ❌ Smothered Mate ✅
Sthu you put a , instead of a . lmao
exactly
His or her pfp is a furry frfr
??????????? It's a character of bojack, not a furry pfp
Nah its my cousin tiktok user
When your preping otb and come across this: King's Indian Defense: Fianchetto, Yugoslav, Rare, Exchange Variation
1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 g6 3.Nc3 Bg7 4.Nf3 d6 5.g3 O-O 6.Bg2 c5 7.O-O Nc6 8.dxc5 dxc5
idrc even if it is my pic isnt a furry so stfu
NAHHHHH MY NEW ALARM SOUND 💀💀💀
the ''furry ''is angry
No cap all fax beating master zax
zax got nothing on me fr
im not a furry loser
Its facanating for me to find out varations i never knew might you know more i can study?
ayo
im not a furry, loser*
1v1 me bozo








































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Win this position AS white
theres no point of putting that lmao
no
-5128 elo, your not a gm anymore
😂
THE ROOOOK

Your not even above 1k

I'll go for the 9/11 gambit,trading 2 planes for 2 rooks
that's nothing, im 2 centillion in elo
cala la boca
I have the wrong account linked zax
😂 Now he's talking in portuguese
brazilian portugese u feel me 💀💀
portugese?
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A yes ofc GM how can i forget

?
play the next move
wtf white goes first
the plane is a piece
Sim senhor im brasileiro assim como you
you have nothing on me
plane takes king checkmate
Nope just searching weapons against it im prep Catalan as white
🫡
NOSSA NEM PERCEBI SEU NICK OMDSI!😂 😂 😂 😂
When i finish school lets have a adoption match 10 blitz matches

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Winning move of the game
Yes ofc !!
20 7 day matches
?
I'm so good
Is catalan the best opening
ill have a family by the time the matches are done
why does the bullet emoji look like the tip.... OF A BULLET
Ralucaa
and I'll be rocking you in chess 💯
SPEAK UP WALL MAN🗣️ 
VIENNA OR CATALAN WHICH IS BETTER
When i beat you 10/0 ill add you to the adoption list
currently using chessable to learn because chess too expensive!
Catalan duhh
Whichever one you win games with
Fair point just a bit bad at keeping tension but ill look up the varation
Servant of duolingo
not duck, ugly name
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the gay is better
@grim edge why does it say you’re <500, sounds like you have some opening knowledge
you have the pride pawn go with imgay82
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So you know opening theory but you just suck at chess?
I suck but know how to play and your divine but don't know how to play!!!
Ur under 500 right
The feeling of greatness
Like a L shape
BRAZIL IS THE BEST COUNTRY 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
I forgot my username
what pride flag is that

i'd rather not get mugged today
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