💬〡general-off-topic

[latent pebble]

you're bad

[idle galleon]

i dont have an official otb rating only online

[primal shore]

Someone help me understand this plz

[gentle crane]

I don't respect the British either

[strange skiff]

pretty sure I failed calculus rip

[primal shore]

Hot

[strange skiff]

ok im gonna go sleepo.

[digital phoenix]

Draws

[idle galleon]

hating 😒

[gentle crane]

It's saying the people are whack

[latent pebble]

Green - for the people

[rose spear]

Quaso

[ripe magnet]

U literally just said u don’t play much online

[strange skiff]

omg en croissant holy hell

[latent pebble]

France doesn't have green

[raven dock]

I dont respect Earth

[torpid lintel]

Good night! Bye!

[ashen thistle]

as a representative of the britishian community, i can relate

[strange skiff]

take care

[primal shore]

Oh hehe

[strange skiff]

toast connect your profile

[ashen thistle]

smash, next

[torpid lintel]

You too haha

[primal shore]

Humans are gross

[latent pebble]

me fr

[idle galleon]

Yes. what's so hard to understand i don't have anyone to evaluate my moves irl so I DONT KNOW ☠️

[sacred steeple]

night night

[digital phoenix]

its bad but ok

[raven dock]

that's sad

[ashen thistle]

i hope you find cookie crumbs on your bed

[grim edge]

auf der heide bluft ein kleines blumelein

[strange skiff]

multi level marketing moms after scamming other moms

rip

[latent pebble]

He is trash

[hallow mirage]

I Usually Play A Chess MAtch First

[grim edge]

💀

[ripe magnet]

So stop saying ur 1600 and play at 2000 elo level

[ashen thistle]

and they itch your back for the rest of your sleep

[strange skiff]

I'm sleeping at yo momma's tonight !!!!

[primal shore]

You're chess mum

[digital phoenix]

still beating 120 ovr all day

[primal shore]

Anitta for chess mum of the year

[latent pebble]

Trash

[ripe magnet]

I thought u going it sleep

[ashen thistle]

jokes on you, i ate my mom

[grim edge]

Get the bread any way fr 🤫👀 (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[hallow mirage]

I Think It WAs "Cap"

[grim edge]

WHERE DID IT GO

[gentle crane]

I'm hungy

[strange skiff]

Damn ok Chronos

[grim edge]

ayo what

[latent pebble]

If I spent my money I could get 120 ovr

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge

[raven dock]

.

[strange skiff]

don't post p*rn memes 🙂 @grim edge

[idle galleon]

i am most of my opponents are 1400-1800 since i'm not where i'm supposed to be i made an account as a beginner lol

[strange skiff]

das weird

[hallow mirage]

If I Spent My Monet I Would Have Chess Com Diamond Membership

[gentle crane]

Fifa mobile 💀

[latent pebble]

I meant fifa money smh

[grim edge]

i lowkey wanna get more ducks

[strange skiff]

i wouldn't be too weirded out if it was in #😆〡random-memes

or smth

[grim edge]

what do you mean? there’s five ender man teleported inside my farm!

[strange skiff]

but keep general somewhat p*rn free please thanks

[digital phoenix]

dude ur literally 600 rated blitz

[ripe magnet]

Your 1500 just admit it

[primal shore]

Walt just found out he's in remission

[strange skiff]

[latent pebble]

What did he send

[primal shore]

Let's gooooooo

[digital phoenix]

hes 600 blitz 200 bullet bro

[grim edge]

[raven dock]

4.3 Million..........................................................

[digital phoenix]

sort of like lvl 18 or smth

[latent pebble]

Yeah he’s shit

[idle galleon]

my brain goes brrrrrrr i end up sacrificing my king

[ripe magnet]

So he’s lying smh

[raven dock]

ender pearl farm

[ripe magnet]

Nah u just suck

[ashen thistle]

wait if i get trusted do i get to send pictures

[strange skiff]

me watching to catch a predator at the end of every episode tbh

[grim edge]

yes

[hallow mirage]

@grim edge Can U Send That MEme In DMS I am Just Curious

[ripe magnet]

Noooooooooooooooo

[strange skiff]

yeah trusted = pic perms

[digital phoenix]

blitz is all that matters we should never have given rapid rating roles

[torpid lintel]

@digital phoenix why you didn't played 50 games with me

[idle galleon]

i dont play bullet or blitz AT ALL only 30 min

[strange skiff]

#🔖〡roles <- roles info

[ashen thistle]

beeeeeeetttt

[grim edge]

i miss old hanson fr

[strange skiff]

read roles info

hanson goat

[digital phoenix]

i think so

[strange skiff]

anyway

see yall ❤️

[ripe magnet]

Then why u not at 2000 or 1600

[grim edge]

based

[strange skiff]

[hallow mirage]

Good Night

[idle galleon]

pretty much i'll still beat you 30 min

[snow chasm]

Aghhh I was so close to beating my pb

[ashen thistle]

so what happened to going to slep

[torpid lintel]

Bye!

[gentle crane]

I'm so very hungry

[sacred steeple]

see ya night night

[hallow mirage]

U Should 1 v 1 me Ruben Sir

[ripe magnet]

Is it 11:21 pm for you

[digital phoenix]

come 30 more games i can do it now i was playing fifa

[grim edge]

goodbye

[idle galleon]

i have friends i can play chess irl with!

[strange skiff]

it's 3:21 am

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone

[idle galleon]

erm i have school its 11:21 pm

[ripe magnet]

Oh u not in US?

[torpid lintel]

Ah okay!

[primal shore]

Nite nite anitta

[gentle crane]

Good night short people

[ashen thistle]

as à representative of the chess community i can confirm he is lying

[hallow mirage]

same 🤓 it will be a fair fighyt

[grim edge]

30 min long games and they call it RAPID

[grim edge]

it’s 2:21pm here

[ashen thistle]

bro 3’7 isnt that bad

[gentle crane]

Short people are so funny

[idle galleon]

showering > i bet u don't do that

[grim edge]

i’m 4”5 500 pounds fr

[latent pebble]

107 or 108

[ripe magnet]

Do they suck

[cloud bramble]

lmao

[hallow mirage]

i dont

[ripe magnet]

You’re not proud right?

[idle galleon]

nah we're all pretty good i teach at the chess club at my school

[hallow mirage]

What If He Is Doing The Disconnect Strategy Where You Disconnect

[cloud bramble]

game abandoned

[ripe magnet]

1500 teaching? Nah bro

[ashen thistle]

YOU HAVE A CHESS CLUB AT YOUR SCHOOL

[ripe magnet]

You don’t?

[ashen thistle]

smash

[ashen thistle]

no

[primal shore]

Bro skyler white is the worst character is television history

[hallow mirage]

probably teaching 3rd graders scholars mate

[ashen thistle]

but like my school is small

[latent pebble]

nah understand her side gang

[ripe magnet]

Fr dawg

[ashen thistle]

i think i will soon

[latent pebble]

Walter a straight up bitch at some points

[hallow mirage]

That Is Not The Only Thing That Is Small Sir 🤏 😩 💦

[grim edge]

my favourite scene is the happy birthday one 😤😤😤😤😤

[idle galleon]

that doesnt determine my over the board rating bro i don't have enough time to play online !! i've been playing since i was 10

[ashen thistle]

i can confirm

[latent pebble]

I thought 120 was the max a while ago

[idle galleon]

ye pretty cool

[hallow mirage]

Age Is Just A Number Sir

[primal shore]

Which

[ripe magnet]

Like I know u age. U like 12 rn

[primal shore]

There's 2

[latent pebble]

I haven’t played in a minute

[idle galleon]

17

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-anarchy-chess-chaos-gif-24820683

[latent pebble]

but that’s like where I’m currently at 118-120

[hallow mirage]

HEY! THATS MY IQ

[ripe magnet]

I can say ur playing time doesn’t determine ur skill

[grim edge]

yk skylar singing one

[primal shore]

Smh, the first one

[gentle crane]

I feel light headed

[primal shore]

Skyler is such a....can't say it here smh

[idle galleon]

you'd be absolutely correct therefore it doesn't count towards my actual skill

[ripe magnet]

Bros body is just 💀

[idle galleon]

i play for hours every day irl

[ripe magnet]

So ur trash?

[latent pebble]

I’m broke now

[idle galleon]

lets ask my 85% win chance what it thinks

[ripe magnet]

Just stop thinking ur playing like a 2000

[ripe magnet]

Against noobs mhm

[idle galleon]

1600s are intermediates 🤓🤓🤓

[ripe magnet]

And get that 1600 rapid elo off ur display name

[balmy rampart]

yoo hello

[ripe magnet]

No shit sherlock

[idle galleon]

acting like i wont checkmate you in 10 moves 🥱 hating for no reason

[latent pebble]

@digital phoenix WAIT I THINK I FOUND U

[grim edge]

Anittahas a dirty mind because I posted a art of ender mans 🤨

[digital phoenix]

probably

[ripe magnet]

You won’t

[latent pebble]

is that u

[idle galleon]

youre 1500 too 1v1 tomorrow see if i dont play like a 2000😷

[digital phoenix]

yeah i think so

u can just check team

[ripe magnet]

So you have a ego too eh

[grim edge]

did mod fell asleep already

[ripe magnet]

Bro gonna use stockfish

[hallow mirage]

1v1 me too 😷

[latent pebble]

I don’t think y’all the same dang

[gentle crane]

My back is hurting now wtf

[idle galleon]

hell nah 💀 rather keep my account than proving nothing to you

[idle galleon]

tomorrow

[sacred lagoon]

Ruben guy saw game review and thought he was an IM

[ripe magnet]

I’ve played 2000s before I can be sure you’re not one of them cuz u fking suck dawg stop having a ego

[hallow mirage]

*an

[grim glen]

.

[ripe magnet]

Bro idc about grammar on discord

[grim edge]

YAY mod fell asleep

[grim glen]

Guys , how is that not a brilliant?

[digital phoenix]

oh thats not me

[idle galleon]

hating too much on a young prodigy lets go best out of 3 games tomorrow

not a challenge for me

[hallow mirage]

wanna 1v1 to practice fighting mr. pro "2000" gamer

[latent pebble]

dang only 107 ovr i founf

[sacred lagoon]

Because when you "fork" knight will take your bishop

[hallow mirage]

no way 2000 "young prodigy"

to be fair you are 10 so thats pretty good

[ripe magnet]

Ok

[sacred lagoon]

It's a free bishop

[ripe magnet]

Dm me

[grim edge]

does anyone want to play Minecraft? I captured this artwork in a right timing

[latent pebble]

I played fifa mobile 21

[idle galleon]

bruh im 17 still young compared to these 40 year olds 🥱😹

[grim edge]

poor sheep

[latent pebble]

1500 elo at 17 isn't prodigy

[ripe magnet]

Haha no wonder why u like big fat oily juicy old men

[latent pebble]

[grim edge]

let’s hope it gonna survive for little bit

[latent pebble]

WHAT

[idle galleon]

i dont have time to grind my rating

[latent pebble]

they also got shit songs now

[digital phoenix]

is there different servers or smth

[grim edge]

old man? I like lit-

[hallow mirage]

age literally doesnt matter -_-

[latent pebble]

idk

[idle galleon]

accept my challenge best out of 3 😹😹😹🚫

[ripe magnet]

Little kids yea

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/danmachi-loli-cute-tail-liliruca-gif-12049746

[latent pebble]

Yeah ik I just didnt know they removed it

[hallow mirage]

sus

[idle galleon]

right there's 10 yr old masters

[latent pebble]

L fifa they got ass songs now too

[hallow mirage]

yes they will grow up to be better but you cant say you are better than someone the same skill level/better than you just because you are younger

[ripe magnet]

Bro thinks he’s a master smh

[hallow mirage]

also im 13 L

[grim edge]

Room number is just a number

[latent pebble]

@grim edge alt account confirmed

[idle galleon]

so u gonna duck my challenge?🤡

[hallow mirage]

how tf did you know?

[latent pebble]

you're bad at cr

[ripe magnet]

Duck yea

[idle galleon]

just say you're not fit to challenge me

[hallow mirage]

how many trophies

[ripe magnet]

Shut your Mexican looking ass up

[latent pebble]

Nah I'm the one asking

[ripe magnet]

And yes I am

[hallow mirage]

HEY WOAH!!!!!! THATTS RACIST!!!!! WTF!!!! MODS!!!!

[idle galleon]

woa woa gorilla chill out

[hallow mirage]

@administrator @hearty domeerator @balmy vector

[ripe magnet]

U call me gorilla dawg

[ripe magnet]

There’s no moderator role it’s mod

[grim edge]

Born to late to discover the world, born to early to discover space. But born just in time to drink and drive

[idle galleon]

literally ur name

[hallow mirage]

because... your pfp... is a gorilla

[ripe magnet]

So?

Doesn’t mean I want to be called that

[hallow mirage]

THEN WHY*UI S IT UR USERNAME

[idle galleon]

u called me mexican looking ass

[grim edge]

Real

[hallow mirage]

R U STUPID

[ripe magnet]

Bc I want it to be

[hallow mirage]

helping 1000 players get their sanity back

[ripe magnet]

I see why ur 13 now

👍

[hallow mirage]

ethats like ur username being SuperGamer42YT and getting mad when people call you supergamer42yt

[idle galleon]

i wanna challenge an actual 2000 some time see if i can draw at least

[ripe magnet]

Haha u won’t u wish tho

[grim edge]

Ambatu

Millions wear the hats

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-slice-fruit-food-animated-watermelon-gif-17921973

watermelon is my favorite

[ripe magnet]

I swear if u send one more gif

[grim edge]

what

[hallow mirage]

https://play.chess.com/rNc6e @ripe magnet

[ripe magnet]

What do you want

[hallow mirage]

u said u wanted to 1v1 earlier -_-

[grim edge]

what’s gonna happen to me

[ripe magnet]

U already sent that 3 times

[ripe magnet]

Is it rated?

[hallow mirage]

do you wnt it to e rated

[ripe magnet]

That’s your opinion

[hallow mirage]

https://play.chess.com/v3tdu unrated

[ripe magnet]

Hell nah I can’t trust ppl nowadays

[torn moth]

erfref

[hallow mirage]

imagine cheating 🙄

[torn moth]

CHESS

[hallow mirage]

IKR~!!~!!!!!!!!

[ripe magnet]

I’m on my bed jsyk @hallow mirage

[ripe magnet]

I’ll be playing bad

[hallow mirage]

i am crouching in a closet because im not supposed to be playing. i think its even

[ripe magnet]

Whatever tho

[hallow mirage]

unrated

[hallow mirage]

btw

[digital phoenix]

try searching up like the different leagues one

epepe

[torpid lintel]

Should I play on website or app? 😅

[grim edge]

app

[torpid lintel]

I mean should I play bullet in app? :)

[raven dock]

website

oh you mean on mobile?

mobile browser or mobile app ?

[torpid lintel]

Yes because I have bad laptop I don't use it haha

[raven dock]

oh then idk how well Chess.com is on mobile browser, I have only used app

[old thistle]

Use /trust to see the requirements

[violet vector]

Hey, is it possible to remove option Concurrent games per opponent if we host tournament, so players would have to play only once against that person in the group , and not as black and white?

[old thistle]

Thanks

[turbid ridge]

No they suck

[torpid lintel]

Okay thanks :)

[glossy radish]

i nearly lit my house on fire

[latent pebble]

how

[old thistle]

@neon musk Maybe you can help

[torpid lintel]

@old thistle do you play bullet in mobile ? App or web? :)

[old thistle]

Mostly app

I am just way too slow with a mouse

[latent pebble]

My mouse is broken

[torpid lintel]

Is it work fast like web?

[neon musk]

I don't think so

[latent pebble]

I don't think it differs much

[old thistle]

Wdym

[torpid lintel]

Ohh I see 👀

[neon musk]

Hi everyone, btw

[old thistle]

Hi :)

[torpid lintel]

So our pieces move fast in app or web? 😅

[torpid lintel]

Hello!

[raven dock]

and I dont like tapping on the screen in tough positions, one time our electricity went off suddenly during the game, I opened the chess app in a hurry and tried to make a move, the next thing i remember I hung my queen

[old thistle]

Move fast?

[old thistle]

How is the one thing related to the other?

[torpid lintel]

I mean fast premoves

[raven dock]

it is, like i dont like mobile chess.

[digital phoenix]

the bottom of home screen theres quests and then lagues

[raven dock]

you cant premove more than one on app, right?

[old thistle]

Not all but most of them. Depends on my current connection though

[hallow mirage]

you cant??????????????????????????

[grim edge]

yes

[old thistle]

Exactly

[dim loom]

can somebody good make me better at chess

[torpid lintel]

Yes but premove take 1 sec still also I can premove more then one move in app its only work for capture haha

[pallid garden]

real

[torpid lintel]

Okay thanks for letting me know

[raven dock]

tbh why do you even want to premove more than 1, its not like you ar hikaru, or andrew tang, unless its the end game and you know what you are doing

[old thistle]

Np

[fair pewter]

Cc mobile is garbage

[latent pebble]

What league you in

[fair pewter]

The app

[old thistle]

When you are in the endgame you usually don't got a lot of time left in 1+0

[grim edge]

I’m so rich guys.

[latent pebble]

2+1 is much better

[raven dock]

what? you can do premove in capture ? i didnt get it

[fair pewter]

lc app>cc app
lc website<cc website

[old thistle]

It is especially painful to lose on time in a dead draw

[latent pebble]

disagree

[digital phoenix]

just dm ur fifa user noob

[raven dock]

i cant even process a move in 1 min.

[old thistle]

That is more blitz than bullet imo

[grim edge]

w economy

[fair pewter]

Opinion rejected

[idle galleon]

i'll go 3 for 3 with you ugly ass gorilla 😂

[hallow mirage]

wjat about uif u r winning\

[latent pebble]

Yeah true but it's still recognized as a bullet tc apparently

[old thistle]

Point is premoves are important

[primal shore]

Okay what the actual hell

[fair pewter]

Na na na 2+1 is practically Blitz

[ripe magnet]

<@&745328830649991179>

[dim loom]

b

[primal shore]

Just met someone who microwaves raw eggs-

[hallow mirage]

HEY WE R IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME STOP BEING DISRESPECTFUL

[old thistle]

You legit got a gorilla pfp...

[torpid lintel]

I will show you let's me play 10 min Rapid :)

[fair pewter]

If the game goes on for more than 60 moves in 2+1 then it's longer than 3+0

[latent pebble]

Prettierlichess + stylish extension

[ripe magnet]

No shit

[raven dock]

sure play it

[fair pewter]

Send link in dms

[old thistle]

Then don't ping mods

[fair pewter]

I have never gotten to customizing lc

[dim loom]

You guys love that feeling when you stretch and your muscles start shaking and such

[ripe magnet]

He said ugly ass gorilla u bozo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> modeonpercs

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1320 (1320 peak)
Blitz: 1134 (1134 peak)
Bullet: 1025 (1270 peak)

[fair pewter]

Are you marginalizing people based on their pfps

[hallow mirage]

U R SUCH A PRO

[ripe magnet]

Up your moms ass

[old thistle]

I can read you bozo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> calebpro1

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 455 (1000 peak)
Blitz: 332 (522 peak)
Bullet: 648 (1469 peak)

[worn zealot]

I got banned for account abuse but i dont have alts.

[hallow mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mod-miguel-gato-cat-gif-22365379

[ripe magnet]

So that’s a server mod call u bozo

[worn zealot]

What should i do

[raven dock]

bro forgor his eyes

[hallow mirage]

ask r/AnarchyChess

[dim loom]

https://tenor.com/view/mason-ikea-avery-gif-21741318

[idle galleon]

imma get to 1000 blitz before i get to 2000 in rapid

[digital phoenix]

its not only alts

[worn zealot]

What else

[dim loom]

Blitz fun

[latent pebble]

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/prettier-lichess/epgnobcgnmchnhgkgpedebbmhbblfcob https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/stylish-custom-themes-for/fjnbnpbmkenffdnngjfgmeleoegfcffe

[digital phoenix]

do u have any idea how easy that is u low elo

[old thistle]

You aren't nice to people either but when people call you something suddenly you don't like it

[dim loom]

Lichess will never be pretty

[raven dock]

sad

[latent pebble]

you will never be pretty

[idle galleon]

i don't give a shit because i don't play blitz 😱

[ripe magnet]

Yea cuz it’s normal

I’m mocking them

[old thistle]

Then don't ping mods bruh

[latent pebble]

no clue if prettierlichess’s format is still not fixed from the lichess update though

[dim loom]

There is something in your mailbox.

[latent pebble]

[torpid lintel]

this

[hallow mirage]

same!!!!! (delete blitz)

[torpid lintel]

@raven dock

[dim loom]

blitz is amazing!!

[old thistle]

2 hours in my daily game left and I have no idea what to play

[ripe magnet]

If u offer draw one more time I’m done with you

[raven dock]

that's a great improvement

[grim edge]

I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo (はい)
If you see me, then you mean it, then you know you have to go

[hallow mirage]

?

[idle galleon]

just play bullet if you want a fast game 😂

[latent pebble]

Yeah Prettierlichess is awesome

[hallow mirage]

ohhhh my bad sorry im used to doing it in rated games

[raven dock]

so all of these red spots are captures?

[dim loom]

blitz is the perfect balance tho

[hallow mirage]

ill stop

[old thistle]

Stafford?

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[solid mica]

What’s up chess cord

[raven dock]

okay... thanks

[old thistle]

Nvm no Stafford I am drunk

[solid mica]

Your favourite female is here (me)

[latent pebble]

[raven dock]

RIP

[idle galleon]

for some people not me i've only played blitz like 10 times my entire life i like long intense games

[dim loom]

Tip number 10, sit at the chess board and play with yourself

[hallow mirage]

that is what im tryna tell em

[old thistle]

Magnus Carlsen advise

[latent pebble]

long games too boring

[digital phoenix]

if ur blitz and bullet is more than 600 below ur rapid u suck

[hallow mirage]

the point of chess is to think go back to watchin youtube shorts mr no attention span

[worn zealot]

It says im closed for account abuse EVEN THOUGH i havent done anything thats considered account abuse in the community rules

[old thistle]

For the first time I don't suck

[latent pebble]

I’m really bad at bullet

[hallow mirage]

did you spam kick a club

[worn zealot]

No

[raven dock]

my bullet doesnt even exist, havent play a single match

[latent pebble]

you talk too much shit basically

[worn zealot]

Im only in one club which is chesscoms arena club

[idle galleon]

🗿 man i just need to practice blitz only reason you beat me because you're like 2000

[worn zealot]

I dont use the chat or forum system

[hallow mirage]

did u make an account at school called smurf account to beat 400s

[worn zealot]

No

[latent pebble]

Oh well consider appealing

[torpid lintel]

😅 still I win this game

[idle galleon]

i still don't give a shit about blitz only Gs play rapid 🥱

[hallow mirage]

did u nuke a country

[worn zealot]

No but even if i did nobody would find me

[worn zealot]

No 😂

[raven dock]

how do you get there?? your opponent's blind or what

[idle galleon]

my brother is 9 and he's 600🥶

[worn zealot]

Wait is asking someone to game review a game for you against the rules?

[idle galleon]

no 💀

[hallow mirage]

what a gamer

[latent pebble]

Prodigy fr

[dim loom]

Chess has been known as a tool of military strategy, a metaphor for human affairs and a benchmark for genius.

[raven dock]

locked out.

[latent pebble]

lol bro locked out

[torpid lintel]

Opponent lost a knight so maybe he saw the check mate but he allowed me to checkmate him haha

[old thistle]

[hallow mirage]

locked out.

[torpid lintel]

🤔

[raven dock]

what is this paragraph like "User is .." can you put that yourself?

[idle galleon]

i started him at at 7 but he's a child so he's not as good but that's better than most beghiners at his age

[ripe magnet]

@hallow mirage u lost to me

[old thistle]

Forget it, it is morning here

[old thistle]

All people thinking they are funny

[torpid lintel]

Haha good morning!

[dim loom]

b

[idle galleon]

u will lose to me

[latent pebble]

he needs to start grinding

[old thistle]

Morning

[ripe magnet]

Who tf asked you

[torpid lintel]

Also I am close to 1500 :)

[idle galleon]

you

[ripe magnet]

Cuz Ik I didn’t

[narrow marten]

anyone trynna play unrated i just wanna chill am at school rn

[latent pebble]

Gorilla you have to be like 12 man

[ripe magnet]

I pinged the other guy not u so shut up

[idle galleon]

im simply better

[old thistle]

Will you play rn?

[ripe magnet]

Haha funny nice fking guess

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[latent pebble]

How old are you man

[old thistle]

Good luck then

[torpid lintel]

Wanna play with me? @old thistle 😅

[ripe magnet]

16

[idle galleon]

not old enough to use discord 😂

[ripe magnet]

Shut up dumbass

[idle galleon]

no way you're acting like this

[placid stone]

good morning folks

[idle galleon]

dumbass

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play rn?

[latent pebble]

Dang 16 year olds act like this ❔

[ripe magnet]

No way u look like that

[idle galleon]

gorilla

[ripe magnet]

Fricking Ruben ass

[raven dock]

last time i know a guy for banned for not being 13+...

[ripe magnet]

Call me a black person all u want

[latent pebble]

Good job man

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[latent pebble]

uh mods

[raven dock]

bro got offended

[idle galleon]

who said that?🗣️ you're literally a gorilla

[latent pebble]

[old thistle]

Stop it

[ripe magnet]

U assuming my race?

[latent pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[echo kestrel]

Dang rip

[solid mica]

Good morning it’s pretty girl time

[torpid lintel]

[idle galleon]

bhlud you are NOT smart you said it yourself 😂😂

[solid mica]

Just woke up

Now I’m on a train

[ripe magnet]

When did I say that

[latent pebble]

bro is definitely 10 years old

[grim edge]

h

[dim loom]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-toilet-fail-fall-funny-gif-25690731

[idle galleon]

few messages ago

[raven dock]

gorillas dont have race

[ripe magnet]

Ping it

[placid stone]

i race my gorillas

[idle galleon]

wont bother

[raven dock]

you invented a sport

[ripe magnet]

Exactly

[latent pebble]

Your gorillas are racist?

[dim loom]

ping @everyone

[ripe magnet]

So I didn’t say it smh

[raven dock]

white gorilla?

[placid stone]

it already exists , i just used actual gorillas

[raven dock]

how did it go?

[placid stone]

everyone is like u

[placid stone]

dont ask

[grim edge]

as chief keef once said im a gorilla in the fkn zoo

[raven dock]

why

[idle galleon]

i used to act like u when i was 12 too just log out brotha

[ripe magnet]

Everyday I come to this #💬〡general-off-topic chat and there’s always some sped human being

[placid stone]

shhhhhhhhhh

[raven dock]

gorilla is the zoo

[ripe magnet]

Mhm @idle galleon

[raven dock]

you should have vlogged it

[ripe magnet]

Keep assuming I’m 12 restated

[placid stone]

if i did i would be jail

[idle galleon]

I CAN LITERALLY PLAY 1 game and get to 1600 fr

[echo kestrel]

I'm the sped in here now 🙂

[placid stone]

do it

[raven dock]

lol, you could have said "Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. It's only for educational purposes" all set

[grim edge]

lemme play play and you’ll lose tho

[raven dock]

he is literally double your elo

[grim edge]

so

[violet vector]

do i need to have chess.com account if I want to participate in invite only chess.com tournament?

[grim edge]

elo is just a number

[digital phoenix]

he isnt hes 500 blitz

[raven dock]

so you should definitely play

[grim edge]

😂😂😂exactly

[raven dock]

we talking about rapid

[grim edge]

whats up

[digital phoenix]

that is a horrible sentence but his blitz and bullet is worse

[latent pebble]

200 bullet

[grim edge]

i’m 604

i don’t play bullet or rapid

[violet vector]

What is considered average ranking?

[digital phoenix]

good

[digital phoenix]

1200

[raven dock]

2500

[raven dock]

oh

[latent pebble]

Wrong asf

[grim edge]

the average rating on chesscom is 600

[latent pebble]

it’s actually 600

[grim edge]

The hell y'all be talking bout all day

[echo kestrel]

800

[placid stone]

Look at this

[violet vector]

@digital phoenix Do I need to have a chess.com account to participate in chess.com invite only tournament ?

[latent pebble]

Hot

[raven dock]

that's like kids playing ( i am 600, and its below average i can tell you that)

[grim edge]

well i’m an average joe

[digital phoenix]

yes i think so

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[raven dock]

oh, how are you gonna join a chess.com event (tournament) without chess.com account?

[torpid lintel]

Also connect your account here

[grim edge]

i can beat people who have higher elo than me no problem

[echo kestrel]

Try me

[raven dock]

how higher

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

This is the Chess.com profile of togishere. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1636 (1784 peak)
Blitz: 2092 (2092 peak)
Bullet: 1785 (1785 peak)

[grim edge]

What's ur elo

[grim edge]

1263 is reasonable

[echo kestrel]

Bet

[latent pebble]

My lock screen is valid

[placid stone]

I took it tho

[grim edge]

jajaja can’t wait to play i love matches

[placid stone]

:)

[grim edge]

donnyy1111 is my account

i’ll take a 10 minute rapid

[latent pebble]

very fun fact

[echo kestrel]

Kk bet

[digital phoenix]

chesskid 2k speedrun

[placid stone]

changes the definition of fun for me

[echo kestrel]

Lol chesskid is where I got my start

[spring dune]

fun fact- no one asked

[grim edge]

bad internet ruins my bullet games

[spring dune]

fun fact - idc

[viral epoch]

Nuts

[spring dune]

in my

[viral epoch]

Allergies

Listen to the song that goes

Dan dan kokoro hikareteku

[midnight umbra]

I’m fine

[viral epoch]

Sono mabushii agao ni

Hatenai yami koro tobidasou

Hold my haaaaaaaaand

[stable jungle]

Hey @midnight umbra, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[viral epoch]

Welcome Kayden

[old thistle]

@gentle steppe Guess the eval

[spring dune]

cry about it

[old thistle]

We believed this too until we one day learned it was all a lie

Good for you

[ripe magnet]

Dude I don’t care anymore

[grim edge]

gg

[echo kestrel]

gg

[old thistle]

We had to go to the teacher room and tell them like no teacher here

[grim edge]

if you were 1200 i would’ve put more work in

[idle galleon]

i'll checkmate you like that guy lol

[grim edge]

i didn’t think you were 1600

[charred forge]

[ripe magnet]

I don’t give a shit no more

[echo kestrel]

I remember one day the teacher literally didn't show up. It was like elementary 😂

[ripe magnet]

Stop pinging me

[idle galleon]

my oponent blundered the fact that it was checkmate in 3 and turned it into checkmate in 1

[echo kestrel]

You literally just made me remember a memory I hadn't remembered in years

[idle galleon]

alright gorilla🤡

[old thistle]

Good or bad memory?

[latent pebble]

What

[old thistle]

Dude wtf

[idle galleon]

ermmmm

[latent pebble]

Please leave man

I don’t want you here

[echo kestrel]

Good. It's this lol @old thistle

[old thistle]

Why are you so weird

[echo kestrel]

I like remembering my school memories 🙂

[latent pebble]

bro

[old thistle]

[echo kestrel]

😄

[old thistle]

Keep it appropriate

[old thistle]

Same

[latent pebble]

[frail flare]

cmon I'm asking question

[latent pebble]

Bunch of weirdos on here

[old thistle]

I can answer it but I am not sure if you want to get a warning and a time out

[idle galleon]

do y'all think if i dedicated more time to playing online i'd get to 1900-2000?

[grim edge]

hello

[idle galleon]

in about a month or so

[old thistle]

Hi

[old thistle]

You need more time

[frail flare]

Can u tell me in dms

[old thistle]

Stop

[haughty summit]

Yo guys

I finally hit my goal I’ve been trying to get to for the past 3 months

[dense turtle]

hi

[old thistle]

What is it?

[idle galleon]

i mean im pretty good people at my current rating are mid but yeah i'll definitely take some Ls so i think 3 months

[dense turtle]

i got 1000 rapid !!!!

[haughty summit]

1800

[echo kestrel]

Lol no

[old thistle]

From experience I can say you will need way more time probably

[dense turtle]

you gotta change your name now

[digital phoenix]

im just beating up kids

[haughty summit]

Yeah true

[frail flare]

so bad why can't u reach 3000

[old thistle]

Congrats

[latent pebble]

Please don’t rawr or do that shit for money bro

[echo kestrel]

More

[haughty summit]

Bro 😭

[latent pebble]

whimper

[dense turtle]

ok huge huge umbrella

[digital phoenix]

oh well hes gone

[latent pebble]

Me and zel did that lol

[old thistle]

Bullying kids on chesskid 💀

[idle galleon]

😭 you making me wanna do it but i'll have to spend A LOT of time

[frail flare]

how to beat kids - gottom chess

[echo kestrel]

Took me 2 years to go from 1600-2000 and honest even that isn't bad I don't think

[turbid ridge]

Oh really

[lime quartz]

lots of cheater at chesskid

[turbid ridge]

You like to beat kids?

[echo kestrel]

Frrr

[idle galleon]

i've been playing for 7 years almost 8 otb and about half a year online

[digital phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M4K2v8lH7CE

[old thistle]

There is no need to rush, is there?

[echo kestrel]

Ahhh dang

[primal shore]

Omg gonzo just got wasted this bb season is so good

[frail flare]

I started last year and I'm 700 elo in blitz

[echo kestrel]

Lol I gotta speedrun to CM cuz I wanna get it before I turn 18 (just so I can say I was titled before 18)

[digital phoenix]

howd u know

[idle galleon]

i mean i guess it'd give me credibility? but still

[haughty summit]

Gawd damn

[old thistle]

Weird reason but that's also a kind of motivation

[echo kestrel]

Yeah fr

[haughty summit]

Real

[novel moat]

Whats the rating requirement for CM

[idle galleon]

it'd be a dream to have any title

[haughty summit]

2100-2200 I think

[idle galleon]

hell nah delete this 💀💀

[frail flare]

Isn't it 2000

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/missile-war-fire-gif-9210231

[old thistle]

https://www.chess.com/terms/candidate-master-chess

[digital phoenix]

its 2200 fide

[lime quartz]

bruh they played way too strong theyre account mostly 2 weeks old max
the detection system is mega crap

chesskid sucks its infested

[turbid ridge]

maybe skill issue

[latent pebble]

Tf is Caro kann masi variation

[lime quartz]

how bout you play there yourself

[old thistle]

1.e4 c6 2.d4 Nf6

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[novel moat]

Hmm CM is my goal

[latent pebble]

why does it exist

[novel moat]

Idk how long it'll take

[frail flare]

1000 rated puzzle

[dense turtle]

lasanga do you want to puzzle battle

[idle galleon]

alright i'm setting a dead line starting today until school starts again thats 3 months i should be able to get 2000 if i play all summer

[turbid ridge]

It was just a guess it sounded like a skill issue

[old thistle]

I have never seen it before. Very strange move order

[primal shore]

How the hell did you get into that position

[latent pebble]

First time seeing it today

I don’t have any prep but I think I’m doing fine

[digital phoenix]

just get good ur bad

[old thistle]

Yeah it looks dubious

[latent pebble]

Yeah +0.9 apparently

[lime quartz]

im 1800 at chesskid so what i won lots of game

[idle galleon]

took me a second to see it 🔥

[graceful sonnet]

someone wants to play with me?

im new

[idle galleon]

erm

[novel moat]

@digital phoenix is chesskid elo inflated

[lime quartz]

yes

[latent pebble]

[digital phoenix]

yeah

[idle galleon]

anyways i have 3.5 months to reach 2000 i'll just have to cover the ground i know then i'll get into blitz lol

[novel moat]

How badly?

[digital phoenix]

im like 15-1 rn at their 1700 equivalent

lets say its like lichess inflation but worse

[idle galleon]

what the hell is chess kids

[digital phoenix]

chess for kids

[idle galleon]

is it like grown men who can't play regular chess so they go beat kids?

[icy lion]

yo

[idle galleon]

my brother is 600 in the regular one maybe i can put him on chess kids

[mild apex]

since when chess isnt family friendly?

[idle galleon]

(hes 9)

[haughty summit]

Brings back memories of war smh

[novel moat]

You haven't seen the capture animations with all the blood and stuff like that?

[gleaming narwhal]

guys

[idle galleon]

i just it's just for kids to compete with people at their own age and what not 😹

[gleaming narwhal]

what is your chess acc since

since

[haughty summit]

So like a baby just pops outta the womb with a super computer and a chess board for analysis?

[midnight fjord]

[midnight fjord]

Yh it’s like your own Stockfish

[novel moat]

Elliot

[haughty summit]

😭

[haughty summit]

Yo bro you down to play rapid? (I’m finna get destroyed) 😭

[gleaming narwhal]

have you ever do brilliant

[idle galleon]

man that's basically my grandma and my grandpa 😂 to this very day i still haven't defended my grandpa

[frail flare]

Oh my god

[digital phoenix]

im gonna wait for the next lichess arena to drop to beat up noobs

[midnight fjord]

Get back to practice before trying to waste my time

[novel moat]

Damn

[idle galleon]

lichess the opps fr chess.com on top

[haughty summit]

Is it cause my chess pieces are black? Smh

[digital phoenix]

just get 2800 and snipe elliot fr

[idle galleon]

capitalism>

[midnight fjord]

You can’t even snipe me caus I don’t play 😂

[novel moat]

Elliot how many years you've been playing

[midnight fjord]

7

[idle galleon]

bro how old are u

[frail flare]

He prob played his whole life

[midnight fjord]

17

[idle galleon]

if ur not over 20 i have hopes of reaching 2200

[idle galleon]

WHATTTT

[haughty summit]

I’m finna try catch up to you

[digital phoenix]

git gud

[midnight fjord]

Just get back to practice at this point

[haughty summit]

I’m 14 RAHHHH

[idle galleon]

nah i gotta get my game up now 17 2200 is crazy im 17 too

[midnight fjord]

Im not 2200

[echo kestrel]

Lol IM at 17 is almost unheard of

[midnight fjord]

[novel moat]

Huh

[echo kestrel]

I'm nearly 2100 at 16

[frail flare]

Magus carsent

[idle galleon]

i mean i want 2200 mb

[midnight fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-grrr-emote-king-gif-24764224

[frail flare]

Hehehaw

[idle galleon]

that's good bro imma just dedicate more time playing online maybe i'll catch up to my actual rating

[midnight fjord]

Aight bye

[frail flare]

Is it possible to gain over 1k elo in one year 🤔

[midnight fjord]

Eh

Online maybe but not irl

[novel moat]

Depends on your starting elo

[digital phoenix]

how old are u

[midnight fjord]

72

[idle galleon]

17

[midnight fjord]

Wbu

[harsh sedge]

I'm 84

https://tenor.com/view/old-boomer-history-84years-many-years-ago-gif-18534104

[idle galleon]

im 68 on a bad day

[haughty summit]

I’m a 2 year old grandmaster

[digital phoenix]

theres no way ur getting im within 1 year

[idle galleon]

i believe it russian kids at 2 months old already playing

[harsh sedge]

this prob sounds dumb but whats IM

[haughty summit]

Image management

[idle galleon]

nah i doubt it too😂 i'm not going for a title any time soon

[digital phoenix]

cough afm cough

[harsh sedge]

sus

[novel moat]

I'm aiming for CM

[haughty summit]

I’m aiming for FM by the time I’m 16

[mild apex]

i aiming for a L

[idle galleon]

i just wanna get to 1900-2000 THEN i'll get into blitz ⚡️

[haughty summit]

That’s me ong

[harsh sedge]

I just started, im up 200 elo in 2 days🥹

[idle galleon]

i don't have enough money to pay those mfs to spectate my games for free 🥱

[idle galleon]

that's good

[haughty summit]

Guys wanna see my cat

[grim edge]

send in #1104006325307965501

[idle galleon]

😨 a cat named cat impossible

[viral epoch]

Laaaaaas

Fite me in cr!

[frail flare]

No

[hoary mauve]

💀

[frail flare]

Imma delete it before mods see it

🤫

the jail time rizz is REALL

"urm why do you refer everyone here as people some people might identify as a wolf" 🤓

[grim edge]

hi

[haughty summit]

Bet

[viral epoch]

Hai

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[haughty summit]

(I’ll get destroyed I haven’t played in a few months)

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[viral epoch]

You are NOT Lasa

[haughty summit]

I am

I’m his identical twin

Ong

[viral epoch]

So you're not Lasa

[haughty summit]

I’m lasa

Me and him have the same name

We identical ong

[latent pebble]

My internet cut off when I was +7

[haughty summit]

Skill issue

[latent pebble]

Gotta love my internet

[native iris]

I would throw my router out the window at that point lol

[latent pebble]

that’s the plan

[digital phoenix]

there we go beat a streamer feel good now

[viral epoch]

LAAAAAAAAAASS

[gentle needle]

How do i get pic perms for #😆〡chess-memes

[latent pebble]

Connect your account

[viral epoch]

/connect then /trust

[gentle needle]

To what?

[digital phoenix]

hi

[viral epoch]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

read pin

[bright glade]

mostly clowns but helpful

[viral epoch]

FITE ME IN CR LAAAAAAS

[viral epoch]

[digital phoenix]

yeah sure let me beat anitta first

[viral epoch]

Do that and she'll ban you

[native iris]

I found this by accident lol

[digital phoenix]

aite mitzu come

[midnight fjord]

I would push for win with black

Kb5 go go

[bright glade]

[native iris]

3 pawns and a knight vs queen?

[gentle needle]

Alr i did

[viral epoch]

Yay ty

[latent pebble]

[north wraith]

I GOT 921 ELO!! NO MORE HARDSTUCK 800 ELO BABY!!

LET'S GOOO!!!

[old thistle]

#🔖〡roles

[mild apex]

aint u 1700?

[old thistle]

What for?

[mild apex]

scipioo

[old thistle]

Hi :)

[north wraith]

No bruh i'm hardstuck at 800 so i keep training and training so i reach 900 elo

[mild apex]

🙂

[old thistle]

@bright glade I just had such a strange Caro game https://www.chess.com/../live/game/78222049543

[mild apex]

oh wait, u aint zel

[old thistle]

Why don't you DM her

[north wraith]

Yeah but i reached 900 elo:D

[neon musk]

She'll respond in like a month

[old thistle]

I guess there is only one way to find out. However she is quite active in #1103133954980196423

Lol what

[mild apex]

whats #unknowns?

[old thistle]

It is the channel for clash royale

I thought it was public

Just ping her and ask her I guess

[grim edge]

no

[mild apex]

can i be in it, since i joined the clan

[old thistle]

Just ask Anitta to add you

[mild apex]

aight

[mild apex]

so.. i wait till she is online or?

[old thistle]

She is

[weary umbra]

Hello guya

[old thistle]

Hi

[mild apex]

can i ping her?

just to join the channel

[old thistle]

I can't decide for her but I guess it's fine

Don't watch me throw games

[grim edge]

Chat is becoming chat again

[mild apex]

@strange skiff add me to the clash royale channel, i joined the cr clan(blunder masters)

[weary umbra]

You guys play cr?

[mild apex]

its entertaining

[old thistle]

One game today was 45 accuracy apparently

[grim edge]

Brain fog

[old thistle]

It wasn't even a bad game idk

[sharp reef]

bark

[mild apex]

i throw a blitz game just now

[grim edge]

crazy

[old thistle]

My power

[mild apex]

[grim edge]

Is that what people think of when they realize that scholar mate isnt working

Need to come up with smth new

Learn opening principles

[mild apex]

trap

[raven dock]

wdym dead

it seems like it can save itself

[latent pebble]

It can be saved

[raven dock]

yes

[latent pebble]

Show the whole picture

[raven dock]

go back lol

[balmy rampart]

take the pawn

[raven dock]

or yeah that also works

[balmy rampart]

be careful

he could do a discovered attack with the knight

[raven dock]

you tried scholars mate?

[latent pebble]

Just take pawn gang

[raven dock]

great job, playing scholars mate on a 3200 rated bot

[fair pewter]

Resign

Save some time

[raven dock]

retreat?

[fair pewter]

No resign

[raven dock]

get the queen back

[fair pewter]

[raven dock]

yeah

[raven dock]

you are gonna get mated soon

[old thistle]

https://www.chess.com/../live/game/78223189411 Look at this throw by my opponent omg

[balmy rampart]

sup

did you knew levy beats children

[old thistle]

Hi

[mild apex]

i will watch it later

[old thistle]

I haven't seen his new video yet

[old thistle]

[latent pebble]

I watched some of that stream

[grim edge]

@grim edge

Stop posting live games

[latent pebble]

and by some I mean 5 minutes of it

[cosmic atlas]

Amogus

[grim edge]

Amonguss rizz w

[balmy rampart]

@old thistle

[cosmic atlas]

And you got that Mob rizz

[mild apex]

bro, both of u threw hard

[old thistle]

I haven't analyzed with the engine yet

[grim edge]

Wait we don't just beat kids?

[old thistle]

I was busy laughing at my opponent for forgetting the mate threat

[grim edge]

Relatable

[cosmic atlas]

Put them tiny hands to work...

They strike, we strike em back

[mild apex]

he was winning but he made a dumb mistake

[grim edge]

With chess pieces..