💬〡general-off-topic

[restive storm]

do you want increment because it's to play the worst move possible

[rotund field]

Aint u like 1500

[sacred steeple]

no

[rotund field]

1400

[sacred steeple]

GO AWAY I ASKED FIRST

[high lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-cat-gif-7844744970396116880

[rotund field]

no u get distracted

[sacred steeple]

in blitz

[restive storm]

sure

[grim edge]

n o

[rotund field]

u aint need teaching

[dense turtle]

that 14 year old gm i think

[rotund field]

Hampem :)

[restive storm]

https://play.chess.com/XRPvP

[sacred steeple]

thats cap we NEVER played

[primal shore]

In an unrated game

[rotund field]

anyways i dont teach

[sacred steeple]

I dont remember

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dance-undertale-sans-gif-26048955

[green swallow]

yo

[rotund field]

hi

[echo kestrel]

Ohh yeah

[dense turtle]

hi

[echo kestrel]

Ohh yeah true

[sacred steeple]

whats ur username

[true parrot]

oh

[pine bison]

funny-dance-undertale-sans-gif-26048955

[dense turtle]

oh hi storm

[rotund field]

Stormlightnoway

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

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Blitz: 2092 (2092 peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1773 peak)

[true parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dance-undertale-sans-gif-26048955

[rotund field]

Its cap

[dense turtle]

@grim edge you're from norway???

[rotund field]

No way

[dense turtle]

you spelt norway wrongly

[true parrot]

Does 148 elo pull????

[dense turtle]

there's a r in between

[sacred steeple]

CAP WE NEVER PLAYED

[rotund field]

Dawg chess wont help with anything in life

[sacred steeple]

teach me pls

[rotund field]

NO

[true parrot]

^^

[sacred steeple]

ill give you a hug

[rotund field]

i dont teach i aint got time for that

nor energy

[dense turtle]

zel teach me pls

[rotund field]

plus y’all probably know more theory than me

[dense turtle]

for 30 hours

[rotund field]

i aint got anything to teach

like knowledge wise

[sacred steeple]

i can teach u

[rotund field]

smh

[true parrot]

Can I join

[normal hatch]

Rizz skills

[sacred steeple]

bet get in vc (joking im eating

[true parrot]

LMFAOO

[rotund field]

that i can teach

[dense turtle]

zel wanna play a daily game

[rotund field]

No

[true parrot]

that I want to learn

[dense turtle]

14 years per move

[true parrot]

🌝🌝🌝

[dense turtle]

i mean months

[normal hatch]

Im in dire need of a lesson on that

[dense turtle]

i mean days

[rotund field]

u actually have to be attractive to the person ur tryna rizz for it to work

[blissful crystal]

i hit 700 elo 😊

[true parrot]

Why is the first step so hard

[normal hatch]

Does thou find me attractive?

[sacred steeple]

no longer eating

[dense turtle]

nice

[blissful crystal]

thank you

[rotund field]

bros finna rizz me up

[sacred steeple]

w'

[strong sail]

oooh

[blissful crystal]

thanks

started playing chess in january

[normal hatch]

[rotund field]

back when pronoun roles werent a thing and everyone assumed i was a girl

[lyric moss]

But your a cat

[normal hatch]

Tbf u do give off girl vibes

[rotund field]

Fr

[strong sail]

?

[rotund field]

Yea but they all just assuming without even asking 💀💀

[normal hatch]

Internet does internet things

[winged hull]

hi

[normal hatch]

I have deep hatred for peppa pig

[rotund field]

Bacon

[broken portal]

dawg

[winged hull]

i bully george bc he short

also my fav food is bacon

[normal hatch]

Indeed

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boykisser-meme-gif-gif-27524383

😭😭

[normal hatch]

Truly a role model for the kids

[broken portal]

why do u have these

[rotund field]

yk discord has gif searches no?

[normal hatch]

Like ong? Or not

[coarse brook]

@polar oxide Are you a disc tray because I want to put my CD inside you 💋🥺

[rotund field]

ha

-_-

[coarse brook]

I'm glad you found it funny friend

[sacred steeple]

☠️

[normal hatch]

Bro tryna rizz up richard

[rotund field]

so very. Funny.

[winged hull]

you want him playing the macarena out his ass or smth

[normal hatch]

I despise peppa pig

[winged hull]

i watch cocomelon no joke

[rotund field]

chess players got no rizz bruh

[sacred steeple]

ru on spotify

[rotund field]

i quit chess as of one minute ago

[winged hull]

i have the ultimate bacon rizz

[coarse brook]

@winged hull do you have an OF? Because I want to be your Only Fan 👉👈🥺

[ivory wing]

speak for yourself boss

[rotund field]

Nah

[normal hatch]

Average addict

[mild spade]

damn

[sacred steeple]

damn, thought I saw you on todays hottest singles

[rotund field]

i witerwy qwit last minute

[coarse brook]

U too Cool. Legend

[winged hull]

no im 8 wtf is wrong with you

[mild spade]

what is it with these pick up lines damn 🤣

[coarse brook]

WOAHHH

[rotund field]

nah u saw a dark album cover and yo reflection

[shrewd zodiac]

can someone game analyse my game please

[mighty remnant]

wuts an OF

[rotund field]

only frogs

[mighty remnant]

huh

[mild spade]

how old are you?

[sacred steeple]

😳

[coarse brook]

Ask your Uncle

[normal hatch]

This is where this poor maggot was banned and never seen again

[rotund field]

[winged hull]

I MEANT PEPPA PIG IS 8

[mild spade]

🤣

[rotund field]

Not rn :(

[winged hull]

not me

[mighty remnant]

13?

[sacred steeple]

w lines trust

[mighty remnant]

oh ok

[rotund field]

U aint need to know then 🗣🗣

[mild spade]

its something for people 18 +

[mild spade]

i mean they are but damn

[normal hatch]

[mild spade]

waht

[coarse brook]

@rotund field Are you a controller? Because I want to control you ⛓️👉👈

[sacred steeple]

WOAHHHHHHHHHh

[mild spade]

ah mb

[mild spade]

🤣

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-spin-in-chair-spinny-gif-20502487

[mild spade]

ik

[mighty remnant]

my dad don't let me play chess 😭

[split sorrel]

I stalemated Martin:(

[normal hatch]

Walmart rizzler

[tawdry sluice]

lmao

[mild spade]

why

[normal hatch]

He just like me fr

[winged hull]

why is it 22 minutes long 💀

[mighty remnant]

he says to study before 8:30 pm and then play after 8:30
i need to sleep at 9:30 ;-;

[magic mural]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-post-memes-in-general-gif-22559299

[mild spade]

yea all the killing ig

[mighty remnant]

meh cri

[last verge]

maroczy bind

[barren tundra]

?

[coarse brook]

You can be Julio to my Romeo my love. We can run far away and it'll be just us 👉👈

[hidden cedar]

Ppl be like “if they don’t want you at your worst they don’t deserve you at your best” like damn I wouldn’t want me at my worst either

[magic mural]

dark web

[sacred steeple]

guys i can coach for 3 minecoins an hour

[winged hull]

julio 💀

[magic mural]

and then die

[sacred steeple]

pls hire me

[ivory wing]

it's 22 minutes of levy beating children

[silver trellis]

Guys what is my next goal after I became the most based guy in the school?

[mild spade]

Would you like to go back to your boardroom or mine?

[barren tundra]

bro i just changed my account to advanced level

[hidden cedar]

Apply for art school then get rejected and go into politics

[hallow mirage]

why do i have the 1600-1799 and the 500-999 role

[coarse brook]

Julio is actually crazy 💀💀💀

[normal hatch]

I am not Julio

[winged hull]

derpixon

[magic mural]

AND HE SACRIFICES THE BISHOP!!!! no wait please no

[normal hatch]

Ur hacking

[silver trellis]

Thank you very much, and how did you know that I am from Austria?

[tawdry sluice]

who's julio?

[barren tundra]

im 1274 rapid but i'm 500-999 role

[coarse brook]

You my sweet

[last verge]

rizz

[sacred steeple]

2 minecoins

[hallow mirage]

u dont have a rating role u lier

(liers will be kicked off)

[gentle crane]

Guys I'm bored

[mild spade]

@sacred steeple you gonna hop in a call later?

[barren tundra]

i just deleted account

[barren tundra]

and created new

[mild spade]

yo what

[coarse brook]

No buddy. He's taken 😤

[mild spade]

wym

[silver trellis]

wow I do that too🤩

[coarse brook]

I'm funny right?

[mild spade]

totally?

[sacred steeple]

prob

[coarse brook]

Question Mark? I'll break your toes

[normal hatch]

Havemt played chess in 3 days

[mild spade]

bet

[mild spade]

i dont have any

[hallow mirage]

What did Mark do?

[silver trellis]

I don’t need this video I have 17 years work experience

[winged hull]

hey gays im not peppa anymore

[winged hull]

guys*

[normal hatch]

Regular maggot now

[coarse brook]

😾

[hallow mirage]

why are we questioning him

[jovial holly]

helo

[winged hull]

im using light mode

[winged hull]

fact

[mild spade]

why

[mild spade]

wth

[silver trellis]

What is wrong with you, you are menace to society

[mild spade]

fr

[ornate ivy]

[mild spade]

just no

[winged hull]

is that real

[magic mural]

yehehehaw

[mild spade]

how owuld that work

[tawdry sluice]

yes

[normal hatch]

Fk it. Kiss Jotaro

[sacred steeple]

pls pls no ill pay u

[mild spade]

how would you see anythign is it not already white

[winged hull]

bro is racist ☠️

[ivory wing]

Ideal code editor

[tawdry sluice]

lmaoo

[mild spade]

are you white

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-spin-in-chair-spinny-gif-20502487

[coarse brook]

Ima make u my femboy fr

[tawdry sluice]

bro is a F# programmer☠️

[magic mural]

me

[silver trellis]

I like to play London System Salted with Brazilian salt and roasted in 240 degree oven for 2 hours variation against them

[mild spade]

damn then everything isnt white

[ivory wing]

I swtg there's always that one super senior engineer who uses a light them code editor and it's such a flex

[normal hatch]

Storm is the server femboy

[magic mural]

nah hes a c#

[coarse brook]

Sucks to suck. Me and @magic mural gonna get it in

[winged hull]

to play the london you have to sacrifice your queen

[sacred steeple]

get what in?!?!?!?!?

[silver trellis]

I am not British

[magic mural]

wait i signed no contract

[ivory wing]

nah they probably use light theme notepad++ or some weird shit like that, they have ascended

[mighty remnant]

hi peopl3

[tawdry sluice]

no, you have to sacrifice your whole chess knowledge

[winged hull]

no, you have to bring out your butter knife

[magic mural]

just resign

[mighty remnant]

whats worse advance french or london

[magic mural]

L

[silver trellis]

WAIT DO YOU MEAN THE WAY THAT LONDON ENJOYERS DONT HAVE BITCHES OR THAT BRITISH PEOPLE NOT GOT A QUEEN?💀💀💀💀💀

[mighty remnant]

[coarse brook]

That's what I was saying in your ear 😺

[tawdry sluice]

london cuz bad

[ivory wing]

british people dont even have a queen bro she died

[silver trellis]

THAT IS WHAT I SAID

[magic mural]

Welp heres a night of being pinged

[winged hull]

thats for me to know and for you to never find out 😈

[sacred steeple]

bro thinks hes from london

[silver trellis]

@vital acorn if you play London you got no bitches

[magic mural]

HE DID IT

[winged hull]

aint no way bro pinged everyone

[silver trellis]

😳

[mighty remnant]

levy play london

[ivory wing]

its not humor it's just a fact

[silver trellis]

Exactly

[ivory wing]

levy's wifed up

[magic mural]

and

[silver trellis]

Some goofy ahh

[coarse brook]

Bro thinks he's Nakamura Naroditsky smh

[mighty remnant]

i actually don't know how to play london apart from first part d4 Bf4

[magic mural]

hes famous

[winged hull]

we need bald levy as a server emoji

[silver trellis]

I remember that you gotta make a pyramid out of pawns

[mighty remnant]

lawns?

[magic mural]

wait does /trust work or is meme

[ivory wing]

I play an alternative london, starts with f6, g6

[silver trellis]

Stfu

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/discoholic-lawnmower-mowing-lawn-lawnmowing-gif-19273180

[silver trellis]

Yes London=No opinion

[winged hull]

mysterio part time job

[mighty remnant]

ooh interesting doesn't that lead to fools mate
nvm me dum

ignore what i said

[silver trellis]

That is what most normal London enjoyers like to play

[mighty remnant]

interesting way to start lol

maybe nf3 b3 might be good

[ivory wing]

you literally cannot play these moves as white

[mighty remnant]

i thought you meant by black

[ivory wing]

how you gonna play london as black

[mighty remnant]

you can't play london as black?????

i never knew bruh

[sacred steeple]

this real???

[coarse brook]

Reverse London is a thing lol

[ivory wing]

well I kinda plauy reverse london/slav setup as black yeah

[mighty remnant]

hm ok

white plays... f6!

[ivory wing]

but that is not the london

[sacred steeple]

as real as your dad

[mighty remnant]

i like larsen

[winged hull]

plauy

[next bloom]

I prefer checkers

[tawdry sluice]

cagnus marlsen hates london 🔥

[ivory wing]

reverse london is a misnomer for a slav based setup with early bf5 as black

[winged hull]

i like frank the dirty dog

[coarse brook]

I am aware lol

[mint yew]

What happend to the /Puzzle?? Its broken

[primal shore]

Hai cc

[mint yew]

It displays kinda broken board

[primal shore]

New puzzle update must've messed with it

[restive storm]

@grim edge I got all my pieces off the board and you still had a knight

lol

dang you got danny rench's face
that's the best

I think instead of trying to get all the pieces off if I just blundered my queen the accuracy would have been lower

depends on the goal
if the goal was lower accuracy you won
if the goal was losing all your pieces I won

[gentle crane]

I took a 5 hr nap and now I'm bored and all my friends are going to sleep 😔

[restive storm]

ok sure we can have a draw

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/78201719689?tab=review

[worn ice]

doryetuosenbcakohn (2108) vs. Defaultedwastaken (2002)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[primal shore]

I have more motivation to get better

[sacred steeple]

coach me

[primal shore]

My last motivation was some stuck up 1900 who thought they were the shit and that I'd never get to 1900, nor beat them. Now my motivation is to be better then some snotty brat who like to be mean for literally no reason

[winged hull]

whats a motivation

[primal shore]

Respectfully I cannot coach, ty

[primal shore]

It means like....something that makes you want to do something

[high lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/gartenofbanban-hulk-angry-hulk-gif-14614636857290394654

[sacred steeple]

it wont make you better but it also wont not make you better

[primal shore]

No I mean like I cant

Like I'm not able to

no

[sacred steeple]

😔

[gentle crane]

I can coach u on how to lose 200 elo a day

[primal shore]

Also no

[sacred steeple]

yes please

[winged hull]

teach me italian instead

[primal shore]

People's definition of adoption is so silly

[winged hull]

bonjour

[primal shore]

In chess I mean

[gentle crane]

What is adoption in chess 💀

[primal shore]

Salut

[winged hull]

ni hao (in italian)

[digital phoenix]

fricking getting flagged non stop in winning positions

[digital phoenix]

10-0

in a row

[primal shore]

Me in bullet real

[gentle crane]

So something I can never accomplish 😔

It's Victoria day Monday, I don't care I'm just happy I get a day off

Finally

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[gentle crane]

Grimmy

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2202 (2202 peak)
Blitz: 2313 (2313 peak)
Bullet: 2028 (2106 peak)

[grim edge]

How is chat doing today?

[digital phoenix]

hate bullet im gonna go throw my blitz down the drain

[gentle crane]

I lost 37 elo in 1 day and now I have the same feelings you have

[winged hull]

i lost 60 in 1 match

[grim edge]

i went from 1495 bullet peak to 600

[gentle crane]

U probably just started

[winged hull]

i started last december

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 100

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Rapid: 400
Blitz: 400

[winged hull]

waht but im 209 rapid

[grim edge]

i dont have alber2t commands

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 791 (836 peak)
Bullet: 614 (630 peak)

[ivory wing]

I fell off hard

[grim edge]

😭

[digital phoenix]

goal dont die

[winged hull]

its 11am for me rn

[digital phoenix]

same where u from

[winged hull]

ph

[digital phoenix]

ah

[ivory wing]

11 pm here

[winged hull]

go to sleep omg

[digital phoenix]

bro i mouseslipped so hard

[ivory wing]

thats not even that late lol

[winged hull]

wdym thats late asf bro

[grim edge]

We're same time xone

[restive storm]

new blitz peak

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2108 (2108 peak)
Blitz: 2135 (2135 peak)
Bullet: 2221 (2221 peak)

[grim edge]

1 am is late i totally wasn oncdiscord at 1 am

[digital phoenix]

thats great

[mighty remnant]

should work right

yup

it worked

nice bishop and queen combo lol

[primal shore]

Ain't no way people actually need arrows

[rotund field]

I can’t visualize

[mighty remnant]

sowwy

[primal shore]

That so silly

[tepid breach]

I saw checkmate in 5 billion

[mighty remnant]

me still 900

[rotund field]

1700 and still can’t visualize past 3 moves

[tepid breach]

[old thistle]

Arrows don't even help, they just make you slower calculating it

[tepid breach]

[primal shore]

Fr

[mighty remnant]

really?

[rotund field]

Real 😔

[primal shore]

I don't even have the option for arrows (mobile)

[fickle rampart]

Definitely is slow but good for double checking if you have a lot of time on clock

[green stratus]

I can’t use analysis for some reason, every time I try to set up a position chess.com crashes

[tepid breach]

Fr:(

[rotund field]

felt

[fervent comet]

.

[green stratus]

Anyone may know why

[tepid breach]

Same

[rotund field]

Ong thank u

[fervent comet]

.

[rotund field]

Ily

[fervent comet]

......

[tepid breach]

I'ma bouta

[gentle crane]

I think I'm gay now

[primal shore]

Ily

[tepid breach]

Eat some dinner

[barren mica]

I just played a single game a couple of minutes ago because i was bored, and then got email that my account was closed, where can i get help?

[primal fern]

what's your username?

[barren mica]

zeextreme

[rotund field]

Fax

[primal shore]

That guy would snap if he tried to touch his toes standing

[rotund field]

🥺

[gentle crane]

He's beautiful 😭

[primal fern]

this one?

[barren mica]

Yeah

[primal fern]

@pine bison

[tepid breach]

Wow

[primal shore]

I had dinner at 21:30 today ☠️

[manic raptor]

[grim edge]

bro what

[rotund field]

my arm is numb 😋

[gentle crane]

I eat one meal a day lol

[tepid breach]

9:30 pm why so late

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[gentle crane]

I'm so boreeeed

[rotund field]

Health

[grim edge]

သ

[primal shore]

Forgor I made it

[primal fern]

@manic raptor read welcome message above

[old thistle]

I would recommend to contact [e-mail]

[grim edge]

HELLO GUYS

[tepid breach]

Fr

[rotund field]

Hi

[manic raptor]

Okay thx

[gentle crane]

I get my protein in dw

[primal shore]

I made it cuz I was hungry then forgor I made it and forgor I was hungry

[restive storm]

average fots finding the closed account of a just joined

[green stratus]

Ok thx

[rotund field]

Health + protein

[tepid breach]

Real

[primal shore]

I made it at like 20:45

[rotund field]

💀💀💀

[old thistle]

Nah Neuro is not the average fots

[primal shore]

Bit past average dinner time

[gentle crane]

Using 24 hour clocks makes me cry

[rotund field]

fr bruh

[mighty remnant]

isn't this unstoppable mate

[tepid breach]

It's easy to understand

[primal shore]

It's real time deal with it

[primal fern]

😉

[gentle crane]

I don't like it it looks weird

[tepid breach]

I saw mat in 1000

[pale echo]

Duolingo?

[gentle crane]

Yes

[primal fern]

wait scipio did you lock them out?

[pale echo]

You polyglot then, huh

[digital phoenix]

im so bored anyone wanna play against me so i can test my alekhine

[gentle crane]

I wanna rupture my organs

[gentle crane]

What's a polyglot

[old thistle]

g7 Kf7 gxf8+ Rxf8

[mighty remnant]

oop

[tepid breach]

Real.

[pale echo]

Someone who speaks a bunch of languages

[old thistle]

No, what's their username?

[primal shore]

Ice nommmm

[primal fern]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[gentle crane]

Yes I'm a polyglot

[tepid breach]

Is that snow?

[carmine void]

you're duolingo shouldn't you know this

[gentle crane]

I'm acc so fkn bored I wanna see if Id survive jumping off the 3rd story

[primal shore]

Ice

[rotund field]

Ur duolingo

[gentle crane]

Duolingo is bored and wants to test it's limits

[carmine void]

Eh you'll probably live

[rotund field]

fr

[gentle crane]

I hope I get a cool scar

Maybe get run over by a car so I can file a lawsuit

Moneh

[primal fern]

kindly stop duo :/

[carmine void]

I have a 121 streak on duolingo

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/yumeko-cat-silly-smell-kitten-gif-17171471

[gentle crane]

🍪

[carmine void]

i cant stop now

[pale echo]

Oh, what language?

[primal shore]

"Moneh, if it does not buy you happiness, will at least help you be sad in comfort"

[carmine void]

russian and german but im doing german more

[pale echo]

Nice

[rotund field]

i speak american, currently learning english 🥺🥺

[gentle crane]

People who say it doesn't buy happiness are liars

[rotund field]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😻😻😻

[primal shore]

Agreed

[old thistle]

You get an email after the account gets closed

[primal shore]

Only rich people say money can't buy happiness

[gentle crane]

Exactly

[wind vector]

i’m tired

[gentle crane]

Like give me a million dollars I'm gonna be happier than 99 percent of the world

[rotund field]

money can buy

[digital phoenix]

what is football

[gentle crane]

Money will attract that sexy man towards me

[rotund field]

fr wtf is a kilometer 🥶

[carmine void]

it doesnt buy happiness directly but it buys things that make you happy

[rotund field]

🥺🥺

[primal fern]

4 miles or something

[rotund field]

money could buy me nitro

[gentle crane]

Money could buy me any brand of protein powder

[grim edge]

Hello chat (again_

[rotund field]

hi grim

[gentle crane]

Hello grimmy

[digital phoenix]

@old thistle can i get some golems

[old thistle]

Sure one sec

[primal shore]

Better then feet

[rotund field]

Average cr server that also plays chess

[digital phoenix]

what do u want

[gentle crane]

Live, as grotesque and disgusting you are. It may not be stylish, but live Grimmy.

[rotund field]

eh

[primal shore]

Why you guys measure with my grippers

[gentle crane]

💀

[primal shore]

Why do you guys want my grippers so badly

[rotund field]

horsies are measured by hands

[gentle crane]

Measure with yards 😎

[grim edge]

What everyone except people in the land of the free are allowed to use

[rotund field]

W

merica raaaaaaaa

[old thistle]

Then request them

[gentle crane]

I wanna get hit by a 140 kph car and tank it

[grim edge]

*eagle screech *

[gentle crane]

That's my life goal

[jade acorn]

sigma

[grim edge]

I wannna get hit by a 400kmh

[gentle crane]

Not to die, but to break the car instead

[rotund field]

sobs in college debt

[grim edge]

Go to the side of Ontario 402 everyone goes 140

land of the free yet to live on it u must pay to live on the land of the free

[gentle crane]

Let's take over a country

[rotund field]

nothing free cuh 🗣

[grim edge]

Austrailia!

[gentle crane]

Nauru, Linchestein, Vatican city

[brazen smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-gif-23841432

[gentle crane]

Are actually feasible options

[fervent comet]

Austria

[rotund field]

Tuvalu

[grim edge]

Before they release the chess master monster

Spider corcodile hybrid

[gentle crane]

IM BORED 😩

[rotund field]

fight me

[grim edge]

The go play on a board

[fervent comet]

togo

[rotund field]

[gentle crane]

Let's go

[primal shore]

San Marino

[fervent comet]

togo easy win

[rotund field]

Monaco

[primal shore]

Andorra

[grim edge]

Andorra

[primal shore]

Malta (maybe)

[gentle crane]

Let's take em over and start my empire

[grim edge]

All hail duo

[gentle crane]

And then I won't be bored, I'll be playing politics and war irl

[rotund field]

i claim Antarctica

[grim edge]

Take over all of europe

[glossy radish]

heyo

[primal shore]

Anything plz just don't hurt my family

[grim edge]

Then all of eurasiafrica

[rotund field]

hi v

[glossy radish]

hi zelk

[primal shore]

Ily

[fervent comet]

french or trench

[glossy radish]

ilym /p

[gentle crane]

I only hurt bri ish people living in Britain don't worry

[rotund field]

[fervent comet]

spanish or vanish

[primal shore]

You mean afro-asia?

[grim edge]

Eurafroasia

[primal shore]

I'm more German then British

[grim edge]

French or bench

[fervent comet]

nah trench

[gentle crane]

German is one of the top contributors on my website, I need them alive

[primal shore]

You mean the old world?

[fervent comet]

i learn german

[grim edge]

Dammit europe africa and asia land mads

Mass

[primal shore]

Yes, the old world

[fervent comet]

totally did not skip like for 2 months

[gentle crane]

I want a sexy muscular man with a dorito waist to train with me

It's what I long for in life

[primal shore]

And the Americas are/is the new world

[fervent comet]

dorito

[wind basalt]

[grim edge]

I read dorifto💀

[fervent comet]

DOOO

[grim edge]

RRIIITTTTOOOOOO

[fervent comet]

RITOOOO

[gentle crane]

I miss club pengin

[fervent comet]

yes

[grim edge]

Pejguij

[gentle crane]

I remember there was a card game that I played on club penguin

[fervent comet]

you are like the i miss her guys in valorant

[grim edge]

Pengin

[gentle crane]

Yes, but I don't just miss, I need muscular men

[primal shore]

I miss Germany

Can't wait till Oktoberfest

[grim edge]

Which germent

[gentle crane]

I miss canada

[grim edge]

Canada is still here

[gentle crane]

Can't wait till next week

[primal shore]

There's only one Germany??

[gentle crane]

Not for long 😏

[primal shore]

SO IS GERMANY????

[grim edge]

East or west

[gentle crane]

That was years ago 😭

[primal shore]

Germany. The country.

Don't politically divide it

[grim edge]

BUT IT STILL EXIXXTS THE ONE THAT DOESNT EXIST

[grim edge]

Uh oh

Pls i'll learn my french

[gentle crane]

My childhood dream was to be a wanted war criminal I'm not even joking

[jade acorn]

gm everyone

[grim edge]

Grandmaster to you too

[gentle crane]

Master oogway

Teach me the ways of kung fu

I promise I will take on nations on my own

[grim edge]

my time has coms

[digital phoenix]

hand reveal

[gentle crane]

CUUUTE

[grim edge]

LET ME TOCH THE CAT

[primal shore]

It's 23:40 where I live ☕

[rotund field]

Bruh

[gentle crane]

STAWP USING 24H TIME

[grim edge]

No

[gentle crane]

I gonna be back in Canada next week then I gonna go to frens then I gonna become an arosnist

[primal shore]

Stop usually 12 hour time

[grim edge]

Now i know who lives on the east coast

[grim edge]

Its too cold for arson

[primal shore]

Usually 💀

[primal shore]

More of a reason

[gentle crane]

I'm hot enough to make it burn 😏

I'm gonna try finding muscular dudes

[primal shore]

Fr

[grim edge]

Wait till the polar bear attacks

*takes a casual stroll through town

[primal shore]

Found one grabs your bicep

[gentle crane]

I live in the GTA there are no polar bears

[grim edge]

Same

WAIT YOU KNOW MY LOCATIONC DONT TAKE ME

[gentle crane]

I want them to do more than just grab my bicep 😩

[primal shore]

Mate, the US has more polar bears then Canada because of alaska

[primal shore]

Smhhh

Dw I will bbg

[gentle crane]

😳

[jade acorn]

its 9:12 am where i live 🍵

[gentle crane]

It's 843 am where I am rn

I haven't had proper sleep for the past year and a half

[grim edge]

Hmm

[jade acorn]

[gentle crane]

I have visited like 10 different cities

[grim edge]

all of them are i the gta

[primal shore]

Is that day or night

[gentle crane]

No I'm going around Asia rn

[grim edge]

Am?????

[gentle crane]

I'm back in 1 week agh

I am erect at the thought of going back home

[primal shore]

I've visited more then 10 counties smh

[jade acorn]

a.m, AM its MORNING

[jade acorn]

[grim edge]

Vro what 💀

[primal shore]

Idk which means which tho

[jade acorn]

bro is on another level of home sickness

[gentle crane]

What

[primal shore]

I can never remember

[jade acorn]

am = morning
pm = night

[grim edge]

How u dont know that

[gentle crane]

After visiting third world countries, I have decided Canada is a very great place to live

[grim edge]

Yes

[primal shore]

Not at the thought of me? 🥺

[grim edge]

Just not toronto

[fervent comet]

big fat fluffy cat

[jade acorn]

betrayal

[junior prism]

yes

[primal shore]

Mate....that's not gonna help me remember

[gentle crane]

Ayo

[junior prism]

uhh... a comes before p in the alphabet?

[grim edge]

Ok and

[primal shore]

Because I don't really need to??

[primal shore]

That's silly I won't remember that

I thought it was after midnight 💀

[grim edge]

💀

[junior prism]

that works too doesnt it

[gentle crane]

Shut up filthy lilin

[primal shore]

Igg

But I still don't remember

[grim edge]

So pm is pre midnight

[primal shore]

It doesn't matter anyroad

[gentle crane]

Pm is for my midnight workout sessions with hot buff men

[primal shore]

Me?

[grim edge]

most people i meet in the gta for some reason alway make joke likes these

[viral tiger]

WHY AM I SO BAD AT CHESS.COM

[junior prism]

why not, wouldn't it be useful if you're planning some event to specify whether it's pm or am?

[grim edge]

Me tto

[gentle crane]

It's not a joke, I long for a dorito waist man

[grim edge]

I am <200 elo

[junior prism]

ig you could say like [time] in the morning or [time] in the afternoon

[grim edge]

Go make yourself dorito slef man

[covert snow]

white to play

[gentle crane]

I am

[grim edge]

A3

[primal shore]

.....I use 24 hour time I don't need to specify, that just overcomplicates things

[gentle crane]

I benched 135 for 15 reps today somehow and I'm not getting any meals in lol

[covert snow]

no

[junior prism]

ic ic then that makes sense

[primal shore]

Obviously

12 hour time is just silly

Idk why people still use it

[viral tiger]

I swear I’m good at it irl but chess.com, it just messes me up, I think the whole top vew board scares me

[junior prism]

but other people might use am or pm, so it's annoying to google it every time

[grim edge]

ka1

[gentle crane]

I wish I could witness the destruction of pompeii

[covert snow]

no

[grim edge]

How

[junior prism]

well if you dont remember it

[primal shore]

Humanity has been using 24 hour time since the being of being able to track time lmao stop inventing new pointlessly complicated ways to measure time

[grim edge]

How does a board scar one

[gentle crane]

Our days are actually 23 hours and 56 minutes long

[grim edge]

Peak spelling

From eeryone

Prime minister

[primal shore]

I just dont

I can't remember things like that

[viral tiger]

I don’t know, I think the 3D board is better for me, makes me think better, if there where ratings irl I would be like a 1000 at least probrobly more like 1300

[gentle crane]

I'm so bored and my gym isn't open yet, I have nothing to do in this country 😭

[primal shore]

Plus I literally see no reason to

[junior prism]

different regions use different way of displaying time

[grim edge]

That sucks for you you jave less yime to look for buff men

[primal shore]

Almost all have 24 things for it though.

[jade acorn]

magus

[gentle crane]

Kaneki is so dreamy

[grim edge]

Carson

[primal shore]

A sun dial sure as hell don't have 12 and then 12 it's 24 ticks 💀

[junior prism]

maybe by land area, idk by population though

[primal shore]

Actually it's technically 12

[viral tiger]

Magniksun karkliksun

[primal shore]

Definitely by population

Easily

[gentle crane]

So much fighting over time

I wish I could time travel

[primal shore]

Almost all of Africa does, majority of Europe does and most of China does

Idk about india

[junior prism]

China does, really?

[gentle crane]

Im becoming an astrophysicist just to research about time travel

[viral tiger]

Is the average for chess.com actually 1000

[gentle crane]

When I went to India they used 12 hr times

[primal shore]

Why wouldn't they??

[gentle crane]

Same with pakistan

[primal shore]

The cities probably

[tepid panther]

Truthfully there's a lot of lower rated players

[primal shore]

The government uses 24 hour time

[junior prism]

my family's all chinese; the way I remember it they used am and pm (it's up to you to believe me)

[junior prism]

that is true

[primal shore]

Hell I don't even know if there's a single government that uses 12 hour time

[steady zephyr]

anyone up for a chess match?

[viral tiger]

I’m really low on chess.com but I consider myself good at chess in real life

[gentle crane]

Who cares, governments are trash, just make me world leader

[primal shore]

Because its obviously the better choice to cut confusion

💀

[gentle crane]

If I ruled the world, there would be no poverty, no injustice, no food shortages

[junior prism]

that's the main point of it yeah

[primal shore]

Just duolingo

[gentle crane]

Yes

[primal shore]

You'd make the daily lesson law

[gentle crane]

I love how everyones accepted me as duolingo

[primal shore]

Punishable by stripment of family

[junior prism]

berd

[gentle crane]

Punishment by castration

[gentle crane]

Is da word

[junior prism]

looks like you missed your spanish lesson today, you know what happens next

[mighty remnant]

just solved a 2900 rated puzzle hehe

[neat steeple]

samina eheh

[steady zephyr]

damn

[neat steeple]

just ez

[junior prism]

congrats solving a puzzle nearly 150 points of rating higher than yours

[jade acorn]

HASTA LA VISTA

[mighty remnant]

this was it

[junior prism]

here's 6 rating points

[mighty remnant]

so basically using qd7 check you fork the queen and king
then take back by promoting and also stop the pawn

if they don't take take the queen

king cannot go to c file because of qxc7+

[torpid sandal]

hi does anybody wanna help me

[primal shore]

I'm so gay for this music omg

[runic atlas]

l

[jade acorn]

great

[sonic valley]

friendly anyone?

[wise dust]

Down

[sonic valley]

https://tenor.com/view/honeycardi-hasbulla-gif-22299970

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[wise dust]

[twin hedge]

yo

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @viral tiger, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @primal fern, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[primal fern]

read this plz ^

[sacred steeple]

!welcome neuro

[stable jungle]

Hey @primal fern, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[ashen thistle]

no

[grim edge]

fried messi

[primal fern]

@ashen thistle @grim edge hey guys plz connect your account to get trusted role

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[ashen thistle]

no

[primal fern]

#🔖〡roles

[grim edge]

no

[ashen thistle]

i dont want a trusted role

[ashen thistle]

too much work

[primal fern]

you are spoiled

[ashen thistle]

and you are an excuse for a baboon

[primal fern]

plz don't be rude. I was trying to be helpful

[ashen thistle]

well, I actually found calling me spoiled very offensive, so i took that personally 🤓

uh oh

[sacred steeple]

ladies ladies calm down lets settle this with a chess duel

[primal fern]

nobody will force you to connect your account, but it does let you access the whole server.

[restive storm]

Chess slander videos don’t impress me tbh

[ashen thistle]

three dufferent people are typing

[ashen thistle]

i dont want the whole server

[primal fern]

connecting account does also give you certain permissions here.

[ashen thistle]

i dont want rights

[primal fern]

it also helps mods weed out the cheaters

[ashen thistle]

i dint you guys to figure out i am cheating in 8 elo chess

[primal fern]

and allows you to be viewed as a credible member of the server ❤️

[ashen thistle]

i dont want to be a member of this server

[primal fern]

feel free to leave 😂

or get yourself banned lol

[ashen thistle]

I dont want to leave

[crimson kindle]

HELLO

[primal fern]

hi darkstorm!

[ashen thistle]

OMGMGMGMGMGMGMG

[restive storm]

POV: you join a server to send memes but you don’t have picture perms

[crimson kindle]

Hey neurolink and Toast

[pastel plover]

Banning people shows how weak you're 💀

[crimson kindle]

Frfr

[restive storm]

Happened to me once

[ashen thistle]

guys

i have gained 2 elo within the span of 8 years

do you think i can reach gm by next week

[crimson kindle]

nah u are already a GM

U can easily beat Hikaru and magnus

[pastel plover]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-monsoon-gif-24594648

[crimson kindle]

shi wronf channel

[pastel plover]

You only know those people?

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[crimson kindle]

No but they are the only ones he can beat

[ashen thistle]

dont ban me ples

[ashen thistle]

i can easily beat anyone

[echo kestrel]

Odd spot to use 'you're'

[crimson kindle]

Exactly!

[echo kestrel]

Oh I will 🙂

[ashen thistle]

Gee Willikers!!! You sure are a scary individual!!!

gn bois

[echo kestrel]

Gn

[crimson kindle]

Gn

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone<3333

[sacred steeple]

IM NOT A TINY PERSON

5'9 IS AVERAGE HEIGHT

[primal shore]

But in my phone

You are teeny tiny

[patent robin]

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[indigo monolith]

Makes sense

[grim edge]

Ur tiny too

[primal shore]

Not to me

Im big person in the real world

[grim edge]

Height now.

[primal shore]

You're tiny person in my phpne

[gentle crane]

Grimmy

[primal shore]

FXCK

[torpid lintel]

Good night!

[grim edge]

120 cm ahh

[primal shore]

155 smh

[gentle crane]

Short

[grim edge]

U SHORT

[primal shore]

...yes

[grim edge]

5 foot 0

[mighty remnant]

gg puzzle 2800

[primal shore]

Still probably stronger then you, too

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[primal shore]

It's literally my job to be lmao

I get paid to be strong

[mighty remnant]

most cursed stat page you've seen

[grim edge]

Mf one gust of wind over 15 km an hour and ur flying

[primal shore]

Smh my head

[mighty remnant]

should i try go for 2900 and be greedy

[grim edge]

Yes

[gentle crane]

Yess

[primal shore]

@mighty remnant

[twin hedge]

💀

[mighty remnant]

i have that too

[gentle crane]

I'm too broke to pay for ccom membership so I can only do 3 puzzles a day 💀

[mighty remnant]

i watch ads

[jade acorn]

me too

[mighty remnant]

ye
rapid 900
puzzle 2800

[gentle crane]

Masta

[jade acorn]

masta

[primal shore]

The tiny bit of money I have left after buying food is spent on cc ☠️

[gentle crane]

💀

Why spend on cc when u have lichess

[primal shore]

Cuz cc offers more

[gentle crane]

Fwee

[sacred steeple]

nooooo

[rotund field]

h

i

[primal shore]

And they let me get away with verbally abusing my opponents if I'm premium

[rotund field]

h

[primal shore]

/j

[gentle crane]

💀

[rotund field]

r

u

[primal shore]

I

[gentle crane]

I got banned off of a game called politics and war, for being verbally abusive

[primal shore]

A

M

G

U

D

[rotund field]

:

[primal shore]

:

[rotund field]

D

[gentle crane]

Zel I'm not forgiving u for cheating on me

[primal shore]

D

[rotund field]

l

[primal shore]

I

[rotund field]

m

[primal shore]

L

[rotund field]

a

[primal shore]

Y

[rotund field]

o

[primal shore]

Z

[sacred steeple]

s

[primal shore]

E

[rotund field]

i

[primal shore]

L

[rotund field]

l

[gentle crane]

Anyone wanna see catler

[primal shore]

<

[rotund field]

y

[inner sonnet]

Who pinged me

[primal shore]

3

[rotund field]

t

:

3

[inner sonnet]

what is happening to chat rn,,,

[sonic valley]

https://tenor.com/view/honeycardi-hasbulla-gif-22299970

[inner sonnet]

@grave wasp I think you were right

[rotund field]

anyways

[gentle crane]

I won't get banned for posting a cat with a moustache right

[rotund field]

alex is never right

🥱

[sonic valley]

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im rich, who want money

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me

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Me

[sonic valley]

how much do you want sir

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I will send you feet pics

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This guy 💀

[sonic valley]

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Me firstttt

[sonic valley]

lord husbulla sir

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Only for money

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USD?

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CAD