#💬〡general-off-topic
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Bullet: 1065 (1213 peak)
Yayyyy
wait nah

This is off
Least gay Jojo fan

this chat weird , imma leave
least gay jojo groomer
💀
cya
Same, well except for a select few but still
Nah bro tf

enough chit chat ginger boy
I'm gonna go
fr
go write a song ripoff ed sheeran
Shits outta pocket
This is too much even for me 💀💀
cya
hey listen to me. this isnt you
Mitzu#3236
i can fix you, please come back to us 🥺
Someone ping me when the weird stuff stop
If I catch chat in a good moment, I'll be sure to
🍨
bro thinks im gonna allow that
i havent been on roblox in over a month
stop this tomfoolery.
You ever just question your existence… And then create the nastiest royal fork ever
i am the one who knocks.
Okay uber eats

thats just you brother, have you ever witnessed a pig tank 2 explosions from creepers and a swing from an iron sword?
balls
I am Sensai Zax
Id believe you
I dont think anyone else is competing either way
The Beast from the east
You need a minimum of 3 existential crises every day
blud thinks he can break my ankles forged by the mountains of caucasus

im finna drop you the way your mother dropped into the casket
all it took was 4 stages of cancer
its on sight in the tatakai streets
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Cya chat 
lets goo
Cya
Most epic chess Edit i seen hope i get such a game
soft and wet... just the way i like it
I crafted herobrine rituals on my Samsung galaxy tablet. You dont know me son
I’m him
0_0
Have a lovely day vent 
i have witnessed a series of lightning strikes summon skeletons riding horses with fully enchanted bows and swords. you dont know me son.
whos gonna carry the boats.
Hi Cube
This aint nothing new, skeleton horses essy
2-6 soon ong trust
🤏🤏
blud is big and fat
You too Zaks
@grim edge 629 😈
You is big fat snitch
Your nipples are small

I tried it out, works perfectly well
(this is for sarcastic purposes only do not ban me mods arigato gozaimasu)
<@&745328830649991179>
its happening
Did you not see the hand gesture? I was feeling them
I learned basic mated by watching Gotham
can i put my balls in your jaws before i go pls @opaque arrow
Let’s beat children together
the matrix is trying to contain me
Get out
harr harr harr i am currently balling my eyes out from laughter
why is this chat about beating children what
fr
levy started
Some y'all should shush smh
i thought skeletons didnt have eyes
you're late
i balled them out
hes him
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My house skul
Let me save this bruh
get some bitches bro
Biggest W i heard
look at your degenerate ass name and pfp
nobody likes you
your parents display no affection towards you
leave the kid alone, i like him.
(not you)
Yeah because you like little kids
My parents are unaware of your existence dumb bitch
Bruh I'm Asian 😭

actual degenerate 
Half my life 
Where r u from?
Guys i just reached 2000 in bullet
What’s the opposite of a meteor
me too
He's clearly from asia
Need to fear
Thats not asia 💀

NO NEED TO FEAR
Zel the goat
Chat is this real?
Yes it is???
It is
Zax the max 🥺🥺
Oh

مَا شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ
Palestine is a country in Asia just as Saudi Arabia is a country in Asia
Idk what this is but it's smth about God
Mashallah
Hey friends , how are you all

id love to be levi’s child
nein!!
لا ، لا تتمنى ذلك ، لمجرد أنهم يرتكبون خطأ لا يعني أننا نتمنى لهم الموت
I'm gonna take a shower
Keep it English
Bai
I wish you luck
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bismallah
keep is words
What
french in the serveur ?
Ion what this means but we 🆙
Dont wish death upon israel, its what the last guy said
wow
Ok?
لا. شعب إسرائيل هم أيضًا أناس مثل بقيتنا
Cawt
The low is -2° c tonight 🥲
(yes I used google translate)
Freezing temperatures
anyone wanna play odds
هذا ما أحاول أن أقوله له
translate to AMERICAN
Europe?
ur pretty odd 🥺
2
Like 29
You're on the Internet, use the real measurement system
U from europe? -2 celusius???
WHAT THE censor bc mods IS A KILOMETER
Last warning @full shale @swift ivy English only here
alr alr ill stop
alr alr ill stop

1300-1600 players play alot worst than under 1000 players
I ONLY SPEAK AMERICAN 🇺🇸
What is happening 🤣
oh yeah if you put "usa" into the emoji search bar it shows a hot dog
i love dan
At least we don't use literally feet
alr alr ill stop
Why tf are you measuring with grippers
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I’m him
Yup i made new 1,6k acc and people try to do yt checkmates instead of playing the game
you are her
this is the first message I see
british people:
Brothish people dont exist
Nah that's everyone who isn't from the US
exactly what I thought
I meant that the British use feet as well
i saw a guy that is good at hiding cheats
(Spread the word please) This warning is going around Discord. Starting June 1st is a cyber attack event day called “Pridefall” which will be occurring on ALL social media platforms, including Discord. People will try to send friend requests, there will be IP grabbers, hackers, and doxxers. During this time, do not accept any friend requests or DMs from people you don't know. Please stay safe. If you are in any servers where you do not have admin perms, do inform the owner of each server. If you own your own server, please let your server members know. Spread the information in any way. Once again, stay safe and be really careful.
Please spread the word-
if I became a furry would I become more hateable or likeable because I'm feeling kinda dry
@fiery compass What's up
Man
Get yourself a woman that can use feet
and his acc its only 5 days ago
I remember this fake trend from last year
British use both imperial and metric
the newly joined acc doesn't have to be a sign
he could be magnus carlsen making new acc XD
not that
hikaru alt acc
hangs his queen then plays perfectly?
joe biden feet pics, beans cupcake?
They use both so I'm not wrong
some cheaters do that
shake my head my head
though I get it
Who wants to get f'ing pmmated
Smh my headdd
how to play fide online
Smhing my head so hard rn
I'm still not wrong, though. British people do use feet since they use both imperial and metric systems
I am on the international chess federation site
using stockfish analysis rn and he got all rights no way
The government doesn't use imperial, only the population
irl play XD
no perms
I’m late but that Ding win was crazy
Nutting
I'm still not wrong tho
he was playing normally the first 30 seconds
You aren't right either. Important distinction to make ^-^
then he started doing all bots movements
I said people though. So am I right now?
yesss i am
Doesn't matter still important to make
?
@grim edge this you?
Why are you so pressed?
LOL
I am a girl ty :3
Im talking about big fat snitch 😂u stupid dumbass
And I'm just joking around you're getting pressed lmao
Alr
how are ya lucy
SAME.
Playing game wif fren
Ah yes, you ping me twice about my bio and I'm the one pressed lmao
@grim edge i have an idea
noice
R u korean?
Idk about y'all but I respect this
Hey corpses :D
heyy zax 
Why bro got Korean in his role 😂
ok how about u change your name to a ( A wholesome cube) ??
boba improves chess skills

bro thought he bts 😭
what's it say
bro nah
I know all the insults
No??? Only once
??
lucy its not worth it
Korean is one of the in between languages to learns
.lol
One of the ?
im just lurking silly
its like the skittles guy
But I like talking to silly ppllllll
Burger lettuce cheese
like in between hard and easy
@grim edge are u phx suns fan
im a silly person
Fr
lmao borgir
I'll talk to you then smh
little more towards the harder side though
Korean itself is very ez, but learning grammar is very hard
awesome
This chat stinks
Yeee this Fr
true(I have never touched Korean once)
@grim edge silly girl :3
It won't
na
Ok
In the picture, u will see a box in the right bottom
you all silly people
Yup
played 91% against a 1800 
Yh bro im proud of u
Corpses fight me
Lesss goo
nuh uh ur too nice to fight
yes yes
@hearty dome ban me now
@grim edge 639
yes
Heres a reason why Boku no pico should be a kid's show...
I just blundered my queen

Ur progress: Speed
how u know
real
Hrrggrrhrhrhrbrbhhrr
straight out of levy's mouth and truly the superior opinion "so you boot up chess.com not the other website thats for communists"
Ban this kid
how come i help people
get em out of here!
NO WAY REMILIA PLAYING
@strange skiff
Hapi hapi hapi hapi hapi
"how are you?"
"I'm not going to answer this question"
Shove up the rook up your nose
💀
pl
zbi bb
bro sacrifice SoftwareEeeeeeeee

Just google and watch a yt video
who wants to play a game ?
Don't watch the gotham video, its not complete
Well you're ghosting me in dms
Rate this breakfast 1/10?
3
eat raw eggs
Smart
5d chess
damn
10 for cup zero for food
wtf
Cup says good morning asshole hahah
iam never recovering
im glad i didnt see that
fr
im glad my wifi sucks
whichever mod was it, he was fast and a W
if i send a lichess match link ? do i get a ban?
W mod i saw a frame of that and the teacher was behind me mod is a
brilliant 
yo
<@&745328830649991179> Ban @torpid portal been posting po#n
no pics should be allowed lmao
at least send girls stuff
Yeah but then I cant send my aclomplishments
you get a pass lol
Ty
so u prefer a di## over a pus##?
That reaction ain’t helping your side
then he aint sigma
Thanks for the pings 
i prefer chess
W
Im better
w scipio fr
jesus

16 hours isn't comparable to 24 hours
yall making me feel bad lol
I worked really hard for that achievement when I first had premium
anyone wanna play odds
I have that too smh
Wow same
wholesome cube fr
I bet I have more puzzle hours than you guys combined
Yeah how many hours in total puzzles tho
Stats
@quaint saddle Save us
he beats kids
Nice!
WHAT IN THE WORLD 504 HOURS
i got 4x that in terraria
I have 970 hrs in geometry dash haha
people were right wtf hitting 1k was a nightmare but im about to hit 1100 a day later
Frrr
You'll hit 1300 likely within the next month or 2
Is my pfp nsfw guys
if counting all my other devices then around 20k
Yikes I've been playing gd for like 6 years
try 4.2K hours on Overwatch across 4 accounts over 7 years
Same ngl
Sorry to tell you but there is someone with more puzzles/hours (not me)
That can't be true
it is
Just do more puzzles winky face
you'd be surprised
i have 20k+ hours on blizzard titles alone and my highest being overwatch
not something im proud of
Yeah no wonder
Literally 2 straight years on a simple game that takes only a couple to beat
Its called general chat not thighs chat
yes it is true but alot of that time is on modded
Dude there's like hundreds of better games
Wait wait wait
not for me ive been playing it for a while
Its is NOT HARD for a reaaon
is 1300 where most people plateu im assuming?
Also idfk I'm 13
same here
Mmm thighs
I am plateaued at 1800
Yeah
how good is a 1300 in perspective of any person you could challenge on the street?
fr
Couldn't tell you, went from 13-1400 in a couple weeks
You can check the percentile
brother was less than the minimum chess elo
I went from 1600 to 2000peak in a week i was really proud
ik, im saying do you think 1300 is good enough to beat most of those old dudes that play chess occasionally but for some reason look like 2000's when you first started lol
anyways ima go play a bit more terraria
That's crazy! Took me like a couple months
ah yes
No prob not those random gm old men
YOU COULD GET NEGATIVE ELO 😦 why!!!!!!
me moment.
Puzzles
went from 350 too 1050 in 2 weeks lmaooooo, ive deticated these 2 weeks to just playing and learning my opening for white like a solid 5 moves in for 2-3 variations
I went from 900 to 1770 in a few months but it ain't going up no more😔help
puzzle elo lmao
all ive been doing is school and chess past 2 weeks
Yeah lmao
Eu
thats not actual elo
thats me rn
eu
It is actual elo just not rapid elo or blitz elo
Eu
no, it doesnt measure your chess skill
@grim edge eu
Okay we just have different opinions no need to argue
fr, i challenged my uncle in law who he told me he used to study in our home country (bosnia) at my age and he crushed me and my 1800 fide brother and he hasnt played in 35+ years LMFAO
your puzzle elo just measures how long you've spent on puzzles tbf
9 months
NICE!
old men spawn with the ability to play chess at a GM level idc
Foreal
casually drops that he studied for years and hasnt played since then (35+ years ago) and just shits on me and my brother lol 1v2
Yeah haha
thats how prodogies are born
damn
he was timed 10 minutes we had unlimited time and like i said its not like god tier level but my brother is 1800 fide which is pretty good
idk how that works
old people are so good at chess
Is your brother known throughout the community?
cuz they have experience
my local town? its a town of about 100k people so yeah hes pretty known in our chess areas
4euro
he beats most, theres a couple old dudes that go 50/50 with him alot
Ah nice
Took me 5 months to hit 1400
I need to improve im 650 rapid and 750 blitz
WHAT
@sharp sparrow fr
whats up
obviously
i would be happy if i hit 2000 in 2 years from now
More than realistic. Look at my screenshots lol
miau
how often do you study?
what
how u reachted a lot of 4euro sofast
easily
im on pc
I need to start studying lmao
yea and
mineplex was shit tbf
hold shift
Not so much rn, but back then probably more than an hour a day
and then click the reactions
I WANNA GET 2000 THIS HOLIDAY
FOREAL
i enjoy it i like puzzles and reading tactics and theory
true
why 3 people reacted in the same time u reacted
yes, i did make 20 4euro emojis
mineplex itself was shit but somehow it was still fun to play the islands game thing
As did the hive...
what u used to do it
clueless
ik theory isint super necessary at low 1000's but learning just 5 move deep theory for 2-3 variations for white and black opening shot me up 800+ elo in 2 weeks lol
memory is chess
bro im on pc and i can do it that fast
i just held shift and kept spamming
Anyway hai chat
What is theory
open the reaction thing and hold shift
and keep clicking other emojis
where the pieces move in specific openings in response to your opponents move
thats it
how are you MTZU
Yeah java w
yes
Puzzle rating was pretty much all I spent my time on. Hit 2900 puzzles as a 1500
im basic but caro kann and queens gambit is so free in low 1000's
wow what happedned tothe message
"professional phantom forces player" 😭
Which is where I play
whats the best opening for a newbie like me 
Big boy
kings pawn?
london
Ya I liked playing on there
You already know I'm best sniper east in the Blox 😎
Fr
i like the kings pawn tho
i only play apocalypse rising 2
Mosin nagant = WWS
why just why
i got banned for 1h bcs of trash talk tho I AM GOING TO BE NICE NOW
then play e4????? why are you even asking then
thats what i do
Feeling dull but all things considered; fine
emotional dmg
play the levinsky attack
do i stick with the kings pawn opening or switch
who is the girl in your pfp
Puzzle rating was pretty much all I spent my time on. Hit 2900 puzzles as a 1500
psuedo trompowsky W
Tf why did it send again

boy*
ain't no way gotham's new video title be that 💀💀💀
.
Dude I hit 2000 puzzles as a 600
chess.com want more FLEX
Then you're probably not a 600. Try getting some more elo
yo i got my 2nd brilliant
im too evil
Check out this #chess game: KingProtect vs sjacob89 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/78098429197
Yeah I just got off a 15-1 game strak on blitz
Went from 600 to 720
simplification is mad crazy 🐠
hi
Hi
bro will never win ez
You should be at least 1000 at 2000
I will grind this weekend
It's not that big of a flex lmao
Me and Anitta win
I want to eat baguette now
You guys have more puzzle hours?
hi zax
True
like when i beat an opponent who achived this structure u know something is wrong
Hello my friend
That's Anitta
bro playing Four Corners
pawn diamond better
P proud of this and I only had to draw because my teacher saw me on my phone
Sheesh 👀. I have the same amount of puzzles done, and a little worse win rate tho
today we feast pawns
ni||ce ca||r
Ikr that's absolutely crazy
heart attack
Stop it
Hahaha true
sorry
lol
I show respect to those more committed to the puzzle than I
I'm gonna try and learn the OddTaxi opening song on guitar
Venti: best boi
Oh dude I play the guitar too!
Also I have to go soon because I have to walk home from school so talk to you guys later
I WILL GET PREMIUM ONE DAY
i have a ni||ce ca||r in my house
no way me too!!
no actually its not funny
I'm working on a pop punk album rn

woaw
@grim edge look at my question
personally I'm more of a math rock person personally
where?
Math rock?
Why would it be funny? It's just a fact
bro revealed his most frequent emojies
I THINK THIS IS A BOT ( reactions)
Covet, CHON, maybe Stage Kids
tf happend
idk
Dm
though I tend to follow individual guitarists more
i answered
in particular, Ichika Nito and Tim Henson
alright I need to figure out if my exam schedule will allow me to slack on an art project
I only know polyphia these days
Goddamn real madrid got wrecked today 💀
so sad
just resigned cause i thought it was lost, didnt realize the pawn was pinned and had checkmate in 3 with a rook and queen, feelsbad
I too
I figured someone would have me assassinated if I said they were math rock 
I listen to them a lot though
xd
I'm not sure what math rock is tbh all I know is they are great
Is math rock like djent but without metal?
um guys is there a good player here i can ask something ?
it's mostly clean tone with lots of technical bits
tapping, alt picking, harmonics, alt tunings
everyone is good compared to something shittier
When new jk season?
Me
too fast
plus the really eccentric ones are in weird time signatures
explain this i just played this 2 min ago
idk I don't watch the show 
i think this might have to do something with the opponent's time
average german player
Free queen
bro just said take it
Seen it happen

Fr
Me.
now i know 2000+ rating secrets
🙂
If any of yallis below 1700 you can be 1700+ lmao
in today's episode of "am I missing something or is that just a free queen? like did this dude just have a moment"
So like a sort of soft rock, jazzy sound
Honestly it sounds kinda indie
Oh hey u removed the chad pfp
uni man was deticated on not trading queen

I became myself
I love me some indie, it's like the genre I play the most besides punk and metal
I'm still not there yet
I am LOVING welcome to the jungle
Anyone can be 1600, but they’re not because learning openings is not fun
My opponent played the worst move in this situation (he took a pawn btw)
yeah it's great
I will be the very best in chess gonna spend next 10 years playing otb 
UNI NOOOOO KEEP A SMILE AND BE SMILED UPON
It's so spacey and vibey, super cool song
I have another song to recommend, though it's less like the clean tone stuff I've been talking about
I am 500 elo
Brilliant 🙂
Paper Plane by Dios
On it
A full sacrifice of a rook what does that do?
GENIUS!! YOU GAVE YOUR OPPENT ROOK ODDS
(Oh btw my opponent was close to 2200 lolll)
Frr
Ends the game immediately
SMile more a smile a day keeps your life at bay 
Ohh stalemate
i see venti typin hype
Game over lolll
Chat act good when Zaks is here!
Yeah just saw stalemate
Savage
how so? white loses? xdd
Nope stale
OOOOOO
i LOVE CHAT
Frr
GENIUSSSSSS
It's my move. What do I do?
guys 500 elo good right?

Same
Neither do I
i literally got it thanks bozo
We should talk more
i always say cya
Guys Look OTB tourney Game!!!

I luv chat when you're in the area 
the queen hang?
@opaque apex
@viral epoch ily
Not my fav
[Event "Local chess tourney…"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Unstoppable Child"]
[Black "Oliver Schulte"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1754"]
[BlackElo "2343"]
[BlackUrl ""]
[BlackCountry ""]
[BlackTitle "FM"]
[TimeControl "15|10"]
- d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 d5 4. Nc3 c5 5. cxd5 Nxd5 6. e3 Nc6 7. Bc4 cxd4 8.
Nxd4 $6 Nxc3 9. bxc3 Bd7 10. O-O Rc8 11. Bd3 Be7 12. Bd2 $6 O-O 13. e4 $2 e5 $9 14.
Nb3 $6 Be6 15. Bc2 $2 Na5 $9 16. Nxa5 $1 Qxa5 17. Bb3 Bc4 18. Re1 $6 Rfd8 19. Qc2 Bd3 - Qd1 Rc6 $2 21. Bd5 $1 Rxd5 22. exd5 Qxd5 23. Qb3 Bc4 $4 24. Qc2 $9 Rd6 $9 25. Be3 $6
Bd3 26. Qa4 Rg6 $6 27. Qe8+ $2 Bf8 28. g3 Qe6 $4 29. Qxe6 $6 Rxe6 30. Bxa7 f6 $2 31.
Rad1 $9 Bc4 $9 32. Be3 $6 Ra6 $6 33. Ra1 $2 Ra3 $9 34. Reb1 $9 b5 35. h4 Rxc3 36. a4
bxa4 37. Rxa4 Bd5 38. Ra7 $6 h5 39. Ra5 $6 Bf3 40. Ra7 Bc5 41. Bxc5 Rxc5 42. Ra2
e4 43. Ra7 Kh7 44. Re7 Kh6 45. Kh2 g5 46. Rb6 Kg6 47. Rb1 Rc6 48. hxg5 fxg5 49.
Ra7 Rc2 50. Kg1 Rc3 51. Ra5 Rc6 $1 52. Kh2 Rd6 53. Rbb5 Rd1 $2 54. Ra6+ $1 Kf7 55.
Rb7+ $1 Ke8 56. Ra8+ $1 Rd8 57. Rxd8+ Kxd8 58. Rg7 $2 g4 59. Rh7 Ke8 $1 60. Rxh5 Kf7 $1 - Kg1 $6 Be2 $6 62. Rh6 Kg7 63. Rb6 Bd3 64. Rd6 Be2 65. Rb6 $6 Kg8 $2 66. Rb7 $9 Bd3
$9 67. Re7 $9 Kf8 $1 68. Re5 Kf7 $1 69. Rf5+ Kg6 $1 70. Rf4 $6 Kg5 71. Rf8 Bc4 $6 72. Re8
Kf5 73. Rf8+ Kg5 74. Rb8 Be2 75. Rb2 $6 Bd3 76. Rb8 Kf6 77. Rg8 Be2 78. Rf8+
Ke5 $6 79. Kg2 Bd3 80. Re8+ $6 Kd4 81. Rd8+ Ke5 82. Re8+ Kd4 83. Re7 Be2 84. f3 $6
Bxf3+ $6 85. Kf2 Kd5 86. Ke3 $6 Kd6 87. Ra7 Ke6 88. Ra5 Kf6 89. Kf4 $6 Kg6 $6 90.
Rf5 Kh6 $2 91. Rf6+ $9 Kg7 $1 92. Rb6 Kf7 93. Kf5 Kg7 94. Re6 Kf7 95. Re5 Kg7 96.
Re7+ Kf8 97. Kf6 Kg8 $2 98. Rf7 $1 e3 99. Re7 e2 100. Rg7+ Kf8 101. Rf7+ $2 Kg8 $9 102.
Re7 $1 Kf8 103. Re5 Kg8 104. Re3 Kf8 105. Re6 Kg8 106. Re8+ Kh7 107. Kf7 $2 e1=Q $4 - Rxe1 Bd5+ 109. Ke7 Kg6 110. Kd6 Bf3 111. Ke5 Kf7 112. Kf4 Kf6 … too long for discord 150 moves I was white and I won
bro is deticated on not trading
bro not this again
Ily2 Luky lukes
Dont we all love wholesome people like you venti
Mean
Yes
Dedicated?
dont play anymore i will deticate the art of chess ill play once a year maybe or once every 3 years
i cant write
i meaaannnn yes but actually why dont you share your games WITH A LINKKKK
Gif??
jim
Gudeni i am proud of u
No u 
hooray
But still the game???
Why :(
im coming to play chess

That no fun :/
hkirau 
Facts
bong man
Yay

i got a brilliant!
I have 242 hours. She has probably twice that
Chess.com god
Always willing to sign some autographs for the fans
@viral epoch
he looking at them like 
why did they went to GM Hikaru if they love mangus more than him
mangus carlen
love it when my 1100 rated opponent gets 2 brilliants and a 93% accuracy game
no it's not a thing you can do to another person
no
not since the incident
you were the one who said mangus
emkay
Heyheyhey
I just watched your whole game proud of the vienna progress both 2k when
When when indeed
symetircal openings are so zzzzz
hate how every end game is just 2 rooks 6 pawns 0 anything else
Wat about double bongcloud
GM Zaks 
just play sicillian there no symetircal
too much deep theory
I'ma commit amongus
My type of opening one day i learn it all
😍
the most annoying but easiest matches
no way u scrolled to my first massage
She has more, but I do have 500 haha
are the dudes who are like 1.5 but just bring there queen out every fight on move 2 and try knight forking you all game
and resign if they lose a knighj LOL
Anyone wanna see a clip of me playing some greenday?
my friend even 1750+ be silly
this guy is just spam checking me
50 turn rule about to happen
lmfao he cant checkmate with 2 rooks and hes 1.2 🤔
what
Did you watch 100 accuracy game?

NO SEND NOW
losing my mind
It was the first I sent
10 win streak now 11 loss streak
Take a break
Chess.com needs to incorporate death streak perks
@grim edge
move 12 and the only moves have been pawns
i would be on a 46354 death streak 🙏
Unf
he gonna beat yo ass just sayin
prob
Easiest games, they're easy to induce weaknesses if your pawn play is accurate
@viral epoch
picture of a 10 year old kid with russian flag, im def losing
rip
hard for 1K brains like me
bro im telling you russian flax is +200 elo
just watched it im even more proud u know theory
the most annoying people are the "me see trade me must trade"
and leads to a boring end game
within move 10
most gm games
ME SEE ROOOOK
ME SCREAM
I hate studying but Vienna fun :>
"worse position? me see trade me MUST trade."
is this on pc?
me sac rook
guys is chess out on pc yet?
no, thats chess patch update V1.02
⚠️
ah shii.. how long do we have to wait
That theme is awful
yeah im tilted, every 1.0K-1.2K game is just annoying people who ONLY trade or people who refuse to take pieces
:(
long time no see my friend hello
hello im bad at chess
what my poor theme done to you
Learn endgames or trade on your terms
G'day
i try
so much calculating for a 10 min game, theres like 20 different ways the trade coudl happen
I can try and help if you want
and i over think and just get forked by a pawn LOL
At your elo maybe, but you don't need to calculate so much if you're playing based off ideas and tactics
Calculations aren't that necessary i think, just focus on increasing your level of play and being more solid
i dont wanna calculate wrong and end up losing a minor piece in the trade
Practice puzzles so you wont easily fall for traps
hi
yeah thats what ive been doing, and its not even that i fall for the traps, its that theres so many variations the trade coulkd happen in and its overwhelming yk
Me when I'm 2000
me when i think i played a perfect game
Is earth flat
only 14, that's even a good game in 300 elo lmao
It's been a while since I was 1000, but I can tell you I NEVER calculated until I hit like 17-1800
yes thats why shoes are flat
You literally don't need to put that much thought in your koves of they're just higher quality than your opponent
1 chess game ?
Practice making threats
Sure
those pieces hurt my head
yeah thats the issue tho, if i dont calc it out like how i do i just lose
I know you are tired of people asking things in general, but how can I ask for chess.com support?
Do you wanna do a practice game? I can give you a couple tips on where to improve your game
sure, after my current 10 min match
Dm
poop
heyo
my issue is ik its not necessary at my level but i put alot of study in my tactics and openings and while my openings improve ALOT my tactics dont
best compliment iv ever got after beating someone in chess.
like my theory has been carrying me from 350 too 1000 @tepid panther
Play slower tc
WHAT THE HELL IS A KINDERFICKER
I didn't learn openings until I was like 1300
you dont wanna know
Hot
London for white, didn't have an opening for black
gay
Hello vv
Now it's all I play, still barely know any theory
hoi venti
i play queens gambit and caro kann, only lines i know solidly for caro are advanced botnikk
5-6 moves in which is decent for a 1.0 i think
2 solid choices for beginners. Also I only know 5-6 moves for my openings too

):
bro its so confusing that there are two people named "v"
i like the queens gambit because the theory really isint that bad
thats my clone
queens gambit i have no issue with most classical lines
QG is a solid choice for an opening
the caro is good because the ideas are simple and there are not that many variations you need to know
the other v never anwers my stupid replies. you are friendly v
yk what ima do that too
💀
@digital phoenix
hi zelk
I mainly get advanced, exchange, tarktatower, or F4 stuff
hiiii
sometimes fantasy
I was thinking about picking up the carro for black
carro kannt 😭
I love the scandi, but some of the variations make my brain hurt
scandi 💀
very simple theory until you get hit with a unknown gambit no one knows
and then lose because of it
It's really easy to learn
Gambits aren't that deep usually
games done @tepid panther won, 1 mistake, 1 blunder 19 points up on material L
Ik that's why I wanted to pick it up. I dont spend such time on any theory
W* idk why i typed L mis type
Nice!
send challenge, i would prefer to play white unrated 15 minute, User: Ejlinnnn
gj
I'm about to leave work
Anyone wants to play?
unfortunate
eh?
But if any of yall want a practice game I will be in one of the vcs and more than happy to in 15 mins
alright
What the hell
I can play if you want
I often find myself up 1 or two pawns within 10 moves, especially in advanced and exchange variations (and those variations which transpose into advanced or exchange)
Cant talk tho
wanna play a bullet game
Ok , send an unrated challenge to my acc
Same name as here no space
I love bullet sm
okay we will play after I play with this gentleman
Oh, I’m not home rn, I’m just saying
Np!
@woeful moat
Send a challenge to my acc thanks
Cause i cant join links from mobile
sent
dead chat
Skill issue
my maaan
W

lmaoooooo
i dont really watch anime or anything so i dont know why this is bad but ok.
unbearable
ok
Such wickedness
gg
its cause of the trial







